I moved to Maui and am DAILY VLOGGING NOW (like actually.)
We're going to Maui.
God, I wish I could sleep.
I think I'm a daily vlogger.I think I've decided I want to be a daily vlogger.I have no idea why but I do want to tell you guys.
I have no idea why.Like 10 years later into the game.
It just sounds fun.It sounds fun to me we're going to Hawaii you guys I have great news You know how I have the three -person rule where three people piss me off in the airport the third person gets the wrath of the first two people Yes, I go by like the first two people I will the first two people I'll be nice to right but the third person is getting the wrath of the first two people Every time.
But today we had the opposite.We had three really nice people.So many.
And then we are about to miss our flight because TSA took so long.Amari had a mini water bottle.I'm like, you know better.
It took you longer to put on your shoes.
I'm going, feel shame, feel shame, feel shame.He's like, you're...
It literally took her longer to put on her shoes than it did for the man to take the mini water bottle out and you go, oh my god, I'm so sorry, and throw it away.
She's like, you should know better.And of course, we have the furthest... gate it's like shut up i'm just really proud of myself for making this flight i don't have the best track history when it comes to 8 a .m flights i was texting people this morning at like 5 45 a .m and people were responding i was just like i can't believe how many people are just awake at this time amari stewart party of two was just called over the loudspeaker amari and i are actually back to back getting called over the loudspeaker on our flights and TSA today.
You know what it is?It's that, and I'm not talking about people with children.
I understand that when you have a child, it takes longer to go through TSA.I'm talking about the others, the others, and me.
sense of urgency.
Oh, I'm just leisurely floating through TSA.Oh no, I have a water bottle.Oh no.Oh, maybe, maybe I'll take my hat off in a second.Maybe I should get a third bin for my rolling luggage just after there's a large space here that other people could be using.Kids, no, sit.
It's our first time going through TSA ever.I actually did meet a really sweet woman who it was her first time going through TSA ever.Let me focus on the positives.We made our flight.I know you're so happy our seats are separated like that there's an aisle separating us so I can't touch you.I'm hungry.
I ate animal fries off my chest less than five hours ago.i just paid $30 for three starbucks drinks mind you i got a tall that's a sample like did they make the tall smaller?we're fucked i don't know how to explain that this just signifies something to me something bad what the hell do you mean look at like that's like when you go to the doctor and they ask you to piss in a cup her bag literally weighs more than half of both of us 84 pounds i guessed it right though i don't mean to laugh i don't mean to laugh honestly that went so much smoother i'm really scared about getting into a truckWe should summon a big straight man.Furiya Ramoah suitcase.I never thought this Ramoah suitcase would make it to Maui, but Amari stole it, so he's using it.
Boycott Ramoah.I am John Summit.Piece of s*** metal.Okay, let me stop.
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Get started freeIt's so f***ing heavy.
those nine pair of shoes, right?So Makoa's dad dropped off my truck at the airport.The only problem is that a Tacoma is the most common car in Maui.Oh my God, I hope it's, it looks like it's that one.I'm really feeling like that's my truck.Way love him so much.
Makoa's dad, I know you're not watching this, but thank you and I love you.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.The AC is blown out.Learning a lot about Freon right now.I'm just trying to focus on the good here, okay?My dashboard rooster is still intact.
Amari's in a full sweat suit right now and the AC is broken.I've been doing this for 20 minutes just hoping it goes down by one singular degree.You and me are gonna have a talk.We are talking about one of my favorite things in the world to talk about.Truly, I could go on for hours.I'm actually about to leave the house.
I have on my little tank top and shorts.I'm in Hawaii.It's very hot here.I'm definitely getting summer ready with my outfits and stuff like that, okay?I feel entirely put together right now, right?Like hair's done, eye patches are on, everything is going good, but I'm missing one crucial thing and that is a Skims bra.
I need different ones for every single situation and I'm so passionate Today I want to talk to you guys about one of my new favorites and that is the everyday cotton bra in this heather gray to It's fab you lust the everyday bra from skims changed my life because the thing is is I woke up this morningYou know, I was over 25 years old.I'd had some weight fluctuations in my life and all of a sudden I felt like I was picking my tits up off the floor.Okay, I could tie them in a knot I'm no longer in that era where I always want to be just like no bra But the problem is is because of how braless I was my entire life I was very particular about not being able to feel it and the problem with all other bras for me is either they lift and it hurts you, or they do nothing and it feels fine.Whereas with skims, they are the first brand that I've ever found where just through and through they lift, but you also cannot feel them.What a combination.
When they dropped this cotton for the summer, I was just levitating.This is all I brought to Hawaii is a bunch of these because the cotton in the warm weather just on your skin, there's nothing better than cotton against your skin.
And I'm honestly going to tell you guys something.I'm very like, I'm very sensitive.
Like, I'm a sensitive girl.So I feel like the material that is on my tits matters so much to me. I'm just gonna show you guys.Honestly, I'm gonna stop talking because there's just, okay, ready?
This is me right now.She's catching a vibe, but she needs a little help.And now, ready?
Okay, I forgot to snap.You are genuinely, deeply telling me a lie.You are telling me a lie.That's an everyday bra, folks.Everyday.So comfortable.
And look, I'm sorry, like what?
And like from the side.
The lift the lift you see it.I know you see it and it's just such a cute little like this fabric is so cute I'm utterly I'm obsessed and I always have been and I always will be I will scream this from the rooftops until I die No matter what they make the best bras It's so rare and difficult to find a bra and I truly never did that I can wear for eight hours without being like oh my god I have to take this off until I found skin like I could sleep in this I could just do whatever I need to do now they make it in an amazing soft gorgeous cotton for the summertime and after you place your order be sure Remember to select YouTube in the survey.Okay.There's a little dropdown menu.You can choose me.Let them know I sent you.
I can't even believe that's a real sentence.I love you.so much, Skims.And now I'm actually ready to leave the house.
Thanks to their everyday cotton bra.Back to the video.Okay.If you accidentally, no, you lose a point.If you misgender the Jeep, you lose a point.If you call a Bronco, you lose a point.
We're playing Jeep.So every time you see a Jeep, you say Jeep and you get points.Jeep.Jeep.You have to keep track of your score.So like, what do you have?
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Get started freeYou have three right now.
You have one.You have one.I have none.I'm really bad at Jeep.Jeep.Fuck.
I'm so bad at this.No.Jeep.I assume that one was already called.So I don't want Tana get it like I'm a dog like either I get it or I don't I'm about to start making ones up.I'm like jeep in that driveway way over there No, I don't want your pity jeeps Thank God driveway terracotta house you're checking Jeep, the green one coming up.
Okay, I'm back at my place and there's some suspicious things going on.Okay, first and foremost.It's so funny because every time I come here, everything is just like flawless.And then I get in my truck, there's no AC.
You know, I'm checking out my gallery wall.
It's more like, where is it, right?Where is it?Lord only knows getting an 11 by 14 frame with a new print on it here in Maui will just take me.the entire duration of my trip.My phone died.Like I'm...
Two lights above my bed went out.Obviously this all comes with like me leaving the island for so long and then like me not even filming myself.What a great daily vlogger.
Leaving the island for so long and coming back and things, you know, it's hot here and humid and things happen.I don't know about the frame on the wall.
I'm serious with that one.I can't, I don't know.And I'm so very, very happy to be here.I'm just like about to be Bob the Builder.
Cause that's the thing too, on the mainland, I feel like you can always call someone.Whereas here it's kind of like figure it out, hoe.
I can't wait for you to see my place.Everything's falling off the wall.I'm like, good for what's left of it.
This is what, 1 .2 million dollars will get you over here?
Okay, I am dressed.
The f*** ass MAGA lob is back in action.It's actually getting long enough that I'm starting to feel like I don't lean so MAGA.I did put some k -tips in it though.So I guess like I'm acting like my hair is growing but there's just like fully some k -tips in my head.My favorite thing about getting here is like seeing all of my little like things.I feel like I go home to LA and I just I miss it so much but I don't think about my things that are here.
I'm like, oh my god.My little purse, I thrifted her.I'm so excited to carry her.
My green white fox set when I did a house tour video and my was out the entire video as I was talking about how much I've grown.My armpits are also fully hairy, but I only have razor heads and no stick.And Target is 35 minutes away.So it's kind of like, I'm just going to pit down.My little Billie Eilish perfume.My fingers hung up on me because of how I was chewing.
i'm the type of person where i'm so 0 to 100 when it comes to being hungry like i'll be like slightly hungry for like hours and then all of a sudden it's like if i do thisright now people are going to die there are babies in the street we're literally going to dinner right now like our lunch or breakfast what time is it i had to stop and get food before we got to the restaurant it was like immediately available i'm on food i got a chicken salad wrap with pecans inside so i'm already can't have any And then I got this.I love these.And then I got these to eat in the round.And now I'm gonna go to a restaurant and sit there completely full the entire time.
We're having one of those moments where you walk the beach and you talk about life and you reflect and it's my favorite thing to do here.But everything we're saying could absolutely never make it to this vlog.This is my favorite house that we passed.I always say Kanye's house is a joke because it's like who built that and why?Like it's beautiful but just like Seeing all these other beachy little houses, it's like, who was just like, yep.What's the new color though?
Terracotta.
Yeah!I was gonna say terracotta, but I didn't want to get dragged.We need to keep talking.I shouldn't be telling you this, but...
Amari's bit lately has been, I shouldn't be telling you this, but...I don't know how to explain it.You can look around, and it could be over the most minute thing ever.
Like, if we're sitting at a restaurant, and she's gonna place my order for me because I'm going to the bathroom, and she's like, what do you want?I'm gonna be like, I shouldn't be telling you this, but... a grilled cheese with tomato bisque.And you have to like give a little look around almost like a, I shouldn't be telling you this, but I have to be.
Keep holding it.My phone is freezing.Keep holding it.Keep holding it.Keep holding it.Keep holding it.
I just wanted to see how long you'd hold it for.
I was like, holy hell, you're doing this Dobrik thing too much.
I've been Dobrik -ing Kyle, like hard.Also, so funny telling Kyle like I'm gonna daily vlog and he just knows they're gonna be like the shittiest videos in the world Quality decrease starts now, you'll know when you see a Kyle video now and again, okay?You'll be like that one was Kyle.These are fart vlogs farting farting chicken grease It's so hot.
It is really warm.
It's so hot.We're gonna jump in the ocean before we walk home.Wow, Omari, look at this shot I'm getting of you.
So, so crazy.As I'm, like, fixing my strings, like, this looks really bad.This is my tripod.
Some things never change.I'm using Omari's Hermes slide as a tripod and it just reminds me of a time when I once also owned those before I lost them on my own feet in Hawaii.I told everyone that I had to go in the ocean because I was feeling really hot, but the truth is that I really have to pee because I had like five black ice teas.My armpits are on full Bella Thorne era, Tana.Oh shit, it's cold.Fully my idea to get in by the way and now Ryan and I are standing here and we're like watching them and we're like idiots.
It's cold.They look like they're thriving though.
The feet kicking will never not send me.
So we've met three times now, this body.Once with Trisha Paytas.Iconic.Broadway.Iconic.Once, I guess.
Was I drunk or was this, uh...This was pre...No, McCullough was there.Okay, so I was sober.Yeah.I literally love her.
She always smells so good.Oh my god, that's so nice.Please keep spreading that narrative.
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Get started freeYou're so cute.
Three times, that's so iconic.And all over the world.You're really giving under a tree realness.Can you give me a pose that says I'm under a tree?
Jellyfish don't like me because I'm skinnier than them.True.are you saying I'm bowlegged?All right now try and like what do you think walking normal?
There you go That man just wanted to leave the interaction obviously i'm already saying he thinks it has to do with my back But you know what the more i'm thinking about is like we don't actually know if i'm a baby or not They said no, but like what does that mean?I'm like my teeth fall out.I guess that's my own fault What if i've just been living life as though i'm not a crack baby and I am a crack baby This is not like i'm not i don't want to offend the baby community i'm being dead Kyle look I'm following other people's steps and it feels way more normal I'm just not like the rest Okay, I really have to pee I still haven't peed I want to show the people cuz I feel like people are often asked that they're like How do you pee no one asked that actually?Yeah, but I feel like everyone has a different way of doing really I know a lot of people who like surfers who likehave sh** in the ocean.That's disgusting.
I know.
Not Makoa.I feel like that sounded like it was Makoa.How do you ask him if he ever has?
Yeah, he never has.I feel like he would tell me.We're pretty honest about that kind of stuff.Okay, I'm gonna go pee and I'm gonna show you guys how I do it This is my form of daily vlogging.
It's like maybe just stick to weekly Are you gonna get so sick of me daily vlogging because I'm asking you to record me every two seconds No, not at all.It's just funny because I was holding something else for you and then I'm like wait I just throw it at you.Well, I see is why I have to pee What that's how you're doing it that's disgusting Why not just do it in there?She just wanted to piss on herself.
Who says that?Who says she just wanted to piss on herself?Amari, lots of people do that.Like, I was taught that by other women.Sometimes honestly the Hawaii girls taught me that first of all, really?Yeah, second of all, sometimes I meet people like that They'll be like, oh my god, are you Tana?
And I'm like, oh my god, I'm peeing.
Hmm say that no And I did pick a little too far from the ocean and just like why piss on yourself But the waves come up and they rinse like I have a cooter Yeah, but I feel like why not just get into the water because I'm going down my leg like a guy No, it's free flowing into the water.I feel like it's going down you right now No, like I went and I rent I don't know, I feel like I'm sitting in it.
But the waves are rinsing as you're like, peeing.It's also so funny how many videos Makoa has of me sitting on the beach that he'll post and be like, how cute my baby, and like, I'm just peeing.How does this happen?Kyle's saying crop circles.
UFOs, aliens, duh.
Amore, why does that keep happening?Like the way you're getting splashed.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.I almost wanted you to be angry like the fact that you're not is like and now I feel like a piece of shit.Wait, it's not done.Can you rate that?
A two.
Ten.Come on.Are you gonna get your hair wet?
At least it was just one tiny little piece at the bottom, but now you don't understand that it's a whole crimp verse not crimp debate It's just like it's a big problem.Okay, what about this?It's a one I'm like I can't imagine that like being a parent and your kids just like mommy look mommy look mommy look and they're doing nothing in the pool.It's like drowning.Eight.He looks fake.
I don't know how to explain that.Like even the hand, it reminds me of Buster.
What?
I literally just walked into my place to these flowers and it's such a problem having a stalker.Cause I walked by like not even noticing it.And I smelled them and I turned around and I was like, these are beautiful.But then I'm also like, did someone at the building come and put these in my home?And mind you, we love you so much.We are so brand safe.
This is just the beginning.And we are so proud of you from Brittany and Jesse.the sweetest woman in my life it's just so crazy how much my stalker has forever ruined flowers that are unbeknownst to me i love when flowers come in a vase that i can keep forever oh my god they're beautiful Like you're lying, they're so beautiful.I think it's so cute too because Britney always waits until I'm in Hawaii.My life schedule is very much like go to LA, hit the ground running, no days off, work every day until I'm absolutely burnt out.And then I come to Hawaii and I like reflect and I reap the benefits of all of the hard work.
Like for example, this time is brand safe.You know, I'm here and I'm just like getting to reflect on this launch and like obviously shoot more episodes and like still work, just less work, a little more swimmy, a little more mermaidy.And I think it's so cute that she like knows that and like does that it's actually funny tomorrow I'm shooting an episode all about the impact of having a female manager the impact that having a female manager has had on me so that's so cute and I'm so happy they're not for my stalker did anyone else find that when they went from like fried hair hey realness hey horse food hay realness to like hair getting healthier that they just experienced extreme greasiness.Like I washed my hair.I've been in the heat today.I'm like sweating, but like even before that my hair was washed like two days ago and the next day it was just already like separated.
Is this how like the healthy hair girls live?Like, I don't know.We're back from the beach.I always like to do a little reset when I come back from the beach and I'm just loving being here.and all my things like my little dairy boy sweatsuits that i leave here because they're like the best material on your skin and i'm just never wearing a bra here and like the terry on nip unbeatable and i know that paige lorenz does not want anyone to promote her brand in that way but it's just it's the truth i've been loving hypochlorous acid lately i feel like a lot of hawaii is like going out into the elements and then coming back in resetting and then going back out into the elements which i love because i get to be such a little like product trier skincare doer different makeup different hair stuff like i'm not worried about like constantly having my fake shield on of like extensions and tan and makeup so i can like try lots of things and just embrace embrace me natural beauty but i've been loving this because Let's be real, okay?I'm lucky and satisfied if I wash my face once a day.
And Amari's over on the couch absolutely just clenching at that.You know, he's a big face washer.Hypochlorous acid has been really nice for trying not to break out, I guess.
Nominee's a little rude.
But I wanted to talk to you guys while I do all of this just about why I wanted to be daily vlogging.My YouTube channel has seen so many eras through the years, right?Just the story times and the vlogs and all the different things.And I know this is not how Hailey Bieber would recommend that you put on her, um, glazing milk.Okay.It's giving I miss Makoa.
Also not how she would want that promoted.Yeah.This channel has been through a lot of eras and I love them all, but I feel like lately, obviously Kyle and I have been working together so much and making so many videos and having fun.He's so talented.I literally call him mini Scorsese.Even the bike riding video was like so cinematic.
Like a lot of people were saying it was giving the office vibe.My Hannah Montana one that I just posted.I do feel like I never fully want to just be that.the YouTuber who is making really produced videos that are super high quality.I do like to do that, but I feel like I also love to make raw.little iPhone vlogs of my day.
I was talking about that a little bit in the Hannah Montana video as well.I'm always trying to make a big to do make a big stink for a video on my YouTube channel.And like sometimes people just want to know like little recipes you love or like skincare products that you've been loving.And with this brand safe era, I feel like that's what I've been wanting to do anyways is just let people closer into like what I'm doing every day and just how my life is and all of those things.It was like while I'm in Hawaii for the next couple weeks why don't I just let them in to my day -to -day here and like just little things I love like a peptide glazing fluid that I bought because I'm not on the PR list and don't expect to be because why would she put me on that and like show you guys like my shower routine and like what's in my beach bag and like little things I like to cook here go to the grocery store with me I also think that I'm just significantly more of a normal person in Hawaii like I just I lock into my laundry I lock into like doing something active every day and just giggling and like watching things and like commenting on my favorite shows.I want to do that with you guys.
I just want to hang out with you guys for some vlogs and like see how you like it versus the super produced ones of like big moments and big things.And I just wanted to bring you along to Hawaii.Rogue skincare.I really, really, really thought it was going to be overhyped.I thought Hailey Bieber just had glass skin.So anything she made, she would just have glass skin with it.
And like the barrier butter in specifics.change my life it's so good normally i don't like thick white moisturizers because they clog my pores and they give me acne however i need thick white moisturizers because of how dry my skin is so too fine and i've tried them all ultra repair cream from first aid beauty the emberly's one that like strassi baby loves i've tried them all they all clog my pores a little this one like look at like that's i mean it's no hailey but like it's glass and then i've been obsessed with this doctor none of this is an ad by the way i'm just telling you like the skincare that i've been usingDr. Melaxin Calcium Stick.I'm actually not necessarily sure I know exactly what this does yet.27 is the age where if you don't start taking care of these things, and as you know, my smile lines are my biggest insecurity.So when I saw that this could like add volume and help them, also I'm not really looking to get crow's feet.
And I think the life that I live in LA definitely is a little crow's feet inducing.And that's what I'm gonna do for now.I'll show you guys all of my little routines here and keep trying products.But yeah, I just wanted to do some daily vlogging while I'm out here.And by daily, I probably mean every other day, but like you also knew that.Just thank you guys for being along the ride with me and have you come hang out with me every day.
I'm sure Amari and everyone is going to get so sick of me filming everything and being David Dobrik and making people redo things, but I'm excited.We're going to go grocery shopping in a little and Amari and I will definitely be oinking in the food land.I found the missing frame, by the way.I think it just broke.
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Get started freeSomeone put it away.
I felt like my clip earlier was giving like, I have a ghost or something.People are in and out of here a lot, okay?It's not a paranormal problem.Look at my xylophone.Do you think Mary had a little lamb as copyright?What about hot cross buns?
Mind you, I haven't gardened at all.
I think I'm just on some sort of spectrum.
I was originally planning on filming a beautiful clip of the sunset.And then one thing about Brandsafe is as you hire people, you realize that some people like to do work with their foot, with their eyes closed and with their foot.So I've been on meetings for the past few hours about remedying some work that was done with someone's foot.And now we're going to Foodland.
Starving.Starving, starving.Wow.
I didn't use my time.
Oh, you just assumed I used my time you always do that's like your go -to It's funny to us.
I'm talking about someone working with their footit's like your vlog looks like it's shot on my foot.I forgot my wallet.We're running back to the house.I just want to say, Amari and I are talking about this right now because he's one of those people and so is Paige.
Foodland does take tap to pay.
But like, and I'm type B as all hell.As all - i'm arguably the most type b person to exist ever but i cannot believe that some people go through their life with just their phone tapped to pay no wallet no id and recently i've always put my id and debit card and credit card in a little magsafe wallet in the back of my phone i decided i wanted to become a wallet girl but after five plus years of it being in the back of my phone when i leave the house i don't naturally remember because this is my first wallet ever which is on me trying to grow up but then every Everyone's like, just use tap to pay.And I'm like, what if I'm only with all of you people who only use tap to pay and they don't accept tap to pay?What are we going to pay with, pussy?
If they don't take tap to pay, I'm chopping it through.
and i'm type b as all hell but i'm just i'm really big on a form of identification and a physical card with you at all times i don't and it's like i really am friends with the tap to pay avengers and then i feel like every person i'm friends with is like i lost my id in turks and cacos and i lost my debit card seven months ago in downtown la excuse me sorry yeah i've gone like an entire year without a debit card Look at my truck was no AC.It's still beautiful.I feel so Sydney Sweeney pick me I'm like and who did that even I know better with a permit That's fine if you're in the lines, I guess maybe I don't know clean the chicken grease off to show you Remnants of it.I should say I'm trying to be healthy, but there's just There's nothing I can do about my problem with this but also like who she but also like Kyle swiping out.Thank Kyle, manbelow.
And just like, it's like get meat.So last time I bought tomatoes, Omari absolutely roasted me for like three months straight on my tomato choice.
No, what was, what were you doing?
The Bethany Frankel thing.
Oh, yes.Do you want heirloom tomatoes or something like that?Not aroma tomato.
I mean, you know, to each their own.I just don't think it's the right way to go.
He's really passionate about his tomatoes.
So passionate about tomatoes.
Can you please choose my tomatoes for me?
Loki might have to be.Do you eat these dry?
Like no.
You want to get milk?
Sure.
Do you have any options like almond, regular, pus?Pasteurize.
I hate the grocery store.Like I'm so overstimulated.There's so many colors.There has to be something wrong with me.It's every time I'm in this food land too, in the veggie section, I like almost cry.That's the whole grocery, huh?
In the fridge because of the humidity.
Yes.Freshly put on.Good night vlog Oh My god the chicken I don't know if I've ever told you this Amari, but you're a brand -safe baddies worst nightmare when it comes to censoring the amount you swear He's X that is so funny.
I'm Ari's ex just texted him Tana on call.Her daddy is Ha ha ha!no honestly like i had some really i didn't know that call her daddy was like the inauguration like i was getting really weird texts today from people being like i just can't like i'm not saying call her daddy's not huge i know like i know i know i know didn't michelle obama go on there okay you know what let me end the vlog it is the inauguration okay okay okay you're right james charles level apologizing immediately apologizing immediately idiot Just, idiot, threw a medicube face mask.
I was on tiktok talking about how these things are for this and it's like no they're not they're literally for your eyelids Wait, I think they're for that because saucy baby does that that's just what people do with them to cover some more ground But like read the directions and like look at the pictures like they put them on their eyelids and their lips just hilarious like spreading misinformation I like the sentiment you're going for but like, you know that you're in a bed with me, right?And i'm online and i'm like you guys will never believe that it's just misinformation see things you say online and i'm like that's literally not true makes me laugh one because like i'll be like this isn't true but i laugh even harder because i'm like she believes this she believes this and that's why she's saying it online to her 10 million more than 10 million followers i'm gonna make a shirt that says i believe what i believe and that's what i believe i say when i make a shirt we know anyway so major so cool and if you're watching this hi
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