I Opened My Own Movie Theater…

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Out of all the businesses that I done ran, I'm opening up another. I'm opening up a movie theater. Showlam. Future planned updates, custom movie tapes. What?

Wait, this looks like it's going to be cinema. Hello? Kyree with the five. Thank you When chat remember when I showed the trailer for this earlier this this looked Really good So I got a good feeling That this should be good

Chat how many businesses have I ran name them out how many? How many we ran? Name them out. How many? How many have we ran?

We've done gas station, card shop, fast food place, grocery store, water park of course, laundry mat, church. What else? Laundry mat. Church. What else?

I don't count schedule one.

Cemetery, that's eight. Vending machine, that's nine. I counted car shop. Wow. All the businesses your boy done ran. I can't help it, chat. I'm just good at running businesses

So why not open up a movie theater? Why not? Why not open up wow, what oh my goodness This is the most important part History was made when somebody decided to say goob lagoon Cinema you want to just name it cinema? Nah, it's got to have it's got gotta have some personality.

Name Simpleton Cinema? Wait a minute.

Wait. Simpleton Cinema?! That's going on the list. Check, this is important, come on. Simpleton Cinema's going on the list. Let me throw that on the list. Wait, I can't do that yet, hold on.

What?

Simpleton Cinema. Gooberplex? Uh, no. We need to leave Goober for Goob Lagoon, not gonna lie. And Goober's Grocery. This needs to have a whole new aura. I'm just looking at chat waiting for, I'll know it when I see it. I'm just looking at chat waiting, I'll know it when I see it.

Keep throwing them out there. Keep throwing them out there. Keep throwing them out there. that's gonna be like, that's it. Come on, Jack, we gotta have something! Come on, bro, this is important.

Chats. Chat.

I'm thinking two. I'm thinking two. I'm thinking two. Read my bids with a five.

Thank you.

Gahook Gallery the goober dome

Simpleton cinema Simpleton cinema might actually be the move I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone. I'm gonna go get my phone.

I'm gonna go get my phone. Mikey Dean theater screen.

Chat.

The simpleton, simpleton. How's it look? Simpleton cinema could work. This is the suit. this is so difficult. This is always the hardest part of the simulator game, chat. Oh my goodness, dude. Cheekathon? on.

Okay look. That's 100% going on the list. Cheek tapes.

Cheek. Cinema rolls? Cinema rolls! Cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls. No, I think simpleton cinema's the play Chad,

I'm not gonna lie. I think that's the play.

I'm going to keep it a stack with y'all. Simpleton cinema. It's got a great way to do it. Hey, how you doing? Welcome to simpleton cinema. Where you can be a simpleton in peace. Cinema. Where you could be a simpleton in peace.

We won't we won't judge. Simpleton Cinema. Yeah, I think that's that that's cinema that that cinema. What? Type one if you cool with it, it's clean Case I said simpleton cinema read my messages. I Seen it buddy. What you want what you want? You won't you you ain't getting no stake in this company, buddy

Simpleton cinema

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the grand opening of Simpleton's Cinema.

Do y'all like this spelling? A S? Wait.

Simpleton Cinema?

Y'all like that? What happened? Let me do that. Let me do that. Seeing Emma. Sin Emma

Cinema like an enema but a cinema i'm done i'm done

Yo, marky with the 20 gifted. Give me some w's for marky with the 20 gifted, give me some W's for Marky with the 20 gifted. Appreciate you Marky, W Marky, I appreciate that Marky, thank you for the 20 gifted. There it is. Simpleton Cinema. Put your hands together for the grand opening. No no S. Y'all want to go Simpleton Cinema instead of Simpleton Cinema? So the Simpleton Cinema.

That's hard

Yo, you want to go down to the simpleton cinema a watch a movie. Let's go to the

Simplener That's what people call it around town they gonna be like yo, let's go to the Simplener the Simplener The Simplum The Simplum Simpleton cinema people just don't call it the simple tip people just don't call it the simple amount

How do you spell simpleton again? Simpleton cinema.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the grand opening of the simpleton cinema. Oh my goodness. Ain't it beautiful? Lord. Heck. Whoa. What's going on? of the simpleton cinema oh my goodness ain't it beautiful lord ha-

woah, what's going on

hey you punch people Hey, how y'all doing? Hope you're having a good night. I'm about to open up this movie theater You wanna go watch a movie? No, okay What you looking at, nerd? They can't get me in here. This is private property. Yo, Goob with the five, thank you. Come in here, that's private property. This is not a good way to start off our business. Sheth, this is not a good way to start off our business. This is not good.

Okay, hold V to select a broom slash mop and clean the floor. All right, let me do that real quick. Okay, here we go. How much did I buy this place for? How much debt am I going to be in? Why ain't it working?

Oh, I need a broom. My fault. Need need a broom my fault needed a broom already need a simpleton legal cinema or a legal team you're right what customized customized by painting okay I ain't ready to do that yet hold on I'm trying to it's a fixer-upper chat it is what it is y'all mess with it though What movies we gonna be playing? Is this my office? Oh this where i'm going That's where i'm gonna be doing the hirings and firings

Okay, let me get the broom back out. How do I fix this? Oh There we go, boom we got a little reception desk, okay, that's cute. Does this need a mop?

Yes, it does

We ain't no we ain't playing no spider-man movies in here don't even don't even start

Oh was that charging up that okay

There we go, oh my goodness. This is cute There we go, boom Okay, there's one more. Oh, yeah, I gotta fix this thing back here. Let me go fix this real quick Do you can choose the movie? To what does this movie theater look like? maintenance This where I go

This is so cool. What? Wait, this is a whole lot better than I thought it was going to be. I thought this was going to look absolutely horrible. This is clean. I would watch a movie here. Chat, wouldn't you watch a movie here? I can sit here and watch all kinds of movies.

Okay, let me go fix this real quick. So this is the janitor's, ooh, oh, ooh. That's all right. All right, let me go fix my desk real quick. My desk, of course. Okay, what?

Shop online, buy one shelf and one box of Tay's chips. Okay furniture corner, one shelf. Oh they gave me something for the free scheme. There we go, one shelf. Let me buy it out real quick,ase for free. Where do I go buy the chips at? Tay's Chips. Right there. Boom, they gave them to me for the free ski.

What's going on out there? The delivery truck already pulled up. There is no way they done pulled up. That is the... They ain't lying about fast delivery oh my goodness what okay let me grab this this is my shelf right here okay let me go let me go handle this real quick okay where we're gonna put the chips at people gonna buy like some chips from y'all mess with this spot for the chills? Hey!

Quit all that honking outside my store! Yeah, that's right, that's how you assert dominance. Y'all messing with this for the chip action chat? Simpleton Cinema Legal Team with the five gifted. Wow, that was quick. The desk should be there, but I can't move it.

Oh my goodness, I can. Oh my goodness, I can.

Boom.

That is so much better. That's not even funny. That is so much better. Lord have mercy. We're gonna put the chips over here.

This looks so pathetic.

This is so sad.

Hey, you gotta start somewhere though. You look at me sideways, you get, there's gonna be a, ooh.

Uh.

I ain't never gonna do that again. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all having a good day? Okay, I Gotta quit doing that chat. That's my fault. I'm not gonna do that no more again. Okay, never again Okay, let's uh, open that place. Oh my goodness We got some chills

Okay, where do I throw this? Trash can, where's the trash can at? Nah, I'm gonna throw it away. I guess I gotta throw it away. Let me go and throw that away real quick. Okay, I'll be polite, chat.

Simpleton Cinema, that goes so hard. Are you kidding me? Chat, does that goes so hard. Are you kidding me? Chat, does that not go hard simpleton cinema? Chat, I didn't litter. It's all good. Kobe. Oh, can I actually throw stuff in here? No, I cannot I have to actually put it in there. Got it. There we go. Boom Okay, cinema supplies one one standard projector lens,

one standard projector bulb. Yo, I appreciate whoever gave me this loan to start off. I appreciate them for this, no joke, I do. Okay, one projector lens and projector bulbs in there, okay. And we need some tape action too. Where the tape's at?

Oh, the tape Do we want to do frozen revenge or noble guardian Frozen revenge is mainstream $7 per ticket and it's got four flames We doing frozen revenge. That's probably gonna be good There we go. Purchase all that real quick. The delivery truck is probably gonna be here instantly

Okay, you can store boxes and inventory, okay, that's useful thank you so much for the fast delivery I really appreciate that you think that do so in the bathroom bathroom? Maybe he woke up and left. He gone, he gone, we're good. Woo, I thought I was gonna catch a murder charge for a minute. I ain't trying to do all that.

No, I ain't trying to do all that. Okay, pick up, boom. What? There we go, pick up, boom. Pick up, boom! pick up, boom! Set up movie projector.

We about to start making some money. Every one of my businesses that I've ever touched has always been immensely successful. This one will be no different, chat. No different at all. GG, how do I do this?

Movie tape, what's this a movie tape?

That's a bulb.

Where the tape at?

Okay, tapes.

Hold on, let me.

Put that. Let me open that real quick. Did that work? Did that? And you can see, I'm not even gonna look at it. I'm just gonna put it in my mouth.

I'm just gonna put it in my mouth.

I'm just gonna put it in my mouth. Did that work? And drag the tape to connect the tape.

Oh my goodness, it's beautiful. Now we gotta put the bulb in. Here's the bulb right here. Yes.

How do I?

Oh, I gotta put the lens on, my fault. Put that down. I'm getting used to everything, relax. I'm getting used to everything. There we go, some lens action. Boom, got the lens on there.

I'm just gonna leave all these boxes here. They look like they worth something. We could probably resell these on eBay when the business inevitably crashes. I can resell these boxes later. Okay, open, put the bulb in there.

There we go. There we go, get rid of that.

Drag the bulb. Okay.

Simpleton Cinema Security with the five gifted. Thank you. Okay, there we go. Turn it on. Close these. Close these, close these. Theater one is ready. After every movie, you have a couple of minutes of set up time to change out tapes without getting customers mad. Oh, I wish somebody would try to get mad at me up in here. You got me messed up!

You done lost your mind, think you gonna get mad at me?

I run this theater

Make sure not to swap tapes during movie times to avoid bad reviews and upset customers. Okay, get upset

Okay movie projector screen

interact Interact with the projector screen. That's where you can configure the theater room and apply upgrades what? Chances who here works at all. Oh my goodness. This is insane Use on the movie purse poster to set the ticket price All I do that outside setup time 30 minutes, I guess I'm gonna leave it at that Okay Okay

Okay, cool

Let me go. Let me go set the price on this chat. We are we about to price gouge already. I mean, come on, bro It says $7 We can get away with 735 Let's get away with 735 chat, we're trying to get a good reputation. We're just starting. I'm only gonna overcharge them 13 cents Open the theater chat I was here. Let's open this thing up, baby! How do I open?

Ladies and gentlemen, I have absolutely beautiful news for every single person that lives in this town. We have a brand new theater. You don't care? Y'all don't care? Y'all don't wanna come here and watch no movie?

Okay, y'all about to though. Open. to come here watch no movie okay y'all about to though open oh my goodness simpleton cinema is open oh my goodness hey how y'all doing y'all want to come over here watch a movie hey I see you got two kids with you they want to come watch a movie they look bored hey why is your kid walking in the street? You know how dangerous that is?

Hey buddy, get on the sidewalk, what are you doing?

Am I in the wrong?

I don't think I'm in the wrong. First customer, first customer, customer first customers first customers. Hey, how you doing, ma'am? How are you doing here today? Okay, you want one ticket for frozen revenge. Let me go ahead get that real quick. What? You an a1 we only got a. I ain't talking steak sauce either. Oh, I can select what seat you want to be in. Do you have a preference, ma'am, or no?

Do you have a preference on what seat you want to be in? Because I can... Chat, where would you want to be seated? I just gotta, I just gotta I just got I I'm gonna put you at a one. Thank you. Oh my goodness. Look at the line. Oh my goodness Thank you so much. You can take your money back by on the bills and then space to check out the customer Did you really give me a 20 on a 7? Oh my goodness. Don't you do this to me already? 65 cents boom. There we go. Thank you so much, man. You have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you

You want one ticket as well? I'm gonna put you in. Oh you prefer c3 What happens if you put them in a seat they don't prefer There you go. Thank you so much. Thank you for you really need that 65 cents back. You need it that bad huh you need that 65 cents back that bad matter of fact since you need it so bad I'm gonna give you 70 cents have a good night thank you so much hey sir how you doing where you want to sit at don't matter I'm gonna do them dirty not gonna do them dirty you're gonna sit right

beside somebody or right behind somebody there you go he gave me exact change I feel so bad. Thank you so much, sir. Have a good one. Oh my goodness. I feel so bad.

Hey, how you doing? You want to sit, why do you want to sit directly behind that lady that first came in here? Why are you, are you, are you a creep?

Why do you split? I

Did not know y'all was waiting in here how you doing I am so sorry Let me take that money you want a dollar 42 cents back. I got you right here There you go To thank you so much. I thank you so much. She looks she gave us a two. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. She gave us a compliment. Thank you. One bag of chips.

Oh, she got a card. Bet. I know how to do this.

Five oh four.

Boom. Boom. Boom.

There you go. Have yourself a good one. Kind and professional staff. That's me. There you go. All right. There you go, alright, you want $10 worth of chips, you out here getting scammed and you don't even care.

Ha ha, have a good one sir, thank you so much! Where the rest of the customer at? Was I taking too long doing too much talking? That's my bad. I was just trying to be professional. I'm sorry.

Where the rest of the customer at? How's the movie going, Can I go watch the movie? That's really why I opened the theater, so I can just sit here and watch a movie. I'm gonna watch. Y'all enjoying the picture show? Wait, where's the other dude I let in here?

Oh, never mind, he left. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all doing good?

Hope you enjoying the movie.

I'm gonna watch the movie.

I'm gonna watch the movie. There's another dude I let in here. Oh, nevermind, he left. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all doing good? Hope you enjoying the movie.

Yeah, that's a good one! Ah, yeah!

That's a, that's a good movie! I'm about to get sued. I'm getting up out of here. I hope y'all enjoyed the movie. Thank you.

Where'd the customers at? I'm about to get sued. I'm getting up out of here. I hope y'all enjoyed the movie. Thank you Don't want to watch the movie all the movies about to end that's why nobody's here They want to wait for a fresh movie to start. I feel that if somebody's smoking cigarettes right outside my Was somebody just smoking a cigarette driving my customers away Cleanliness matters some customers broom or mop. Okay I know how to do that are they gonna leave oh my goodness I'm glad we're not playing that Minecraft movie in here oh oh my goodness y'all have a good day thank y'all so much for choosing simpleton

cinema y'all have a beautiful rest of y'all's night. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Thank you Hey Sorry about the delay. I was handling other business. Okay, you don't matter where you want to sit I'm put you at a1 what a1 there you go. You have yourself a beautiful. Hope you enjoyed a movie man. Thank you five There we go. Uh-huh. Thank you so much. What? Oh

You need it $12, oh my goodness, I apologize. I am so sorry

There you go. Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you so much. Hey, hey, you can't have them sunglasses on in here I'm not gonna lie. I don't know why I'm making that rule, but I'm making the rule never mind You can come in I need to money down the money I can get. Okay, $2.65. I can also, somebody hold on. I'm new here, I'm new here. I do own the place, but I am new here.

Check out customers at concession. Okay, I'm gonna put you in B3. There you go. Thank you so much. 65 cents back. There you go.

Thank you so much. Y'all gonna have to wait a minute! Y'all doing way too much, I'mma be right back! Was that bad? Hey, one bag of chips. Ain't much variation here, I apologize about that. Thank you so much. Two bags of chips, you got scammed.

Ha ha! 10, 0, 8, there you go, thank you so... We beat it.

Chat, we beated it. 10, oh, hold on.

1008, thank you so much, there's more people waiting. What time's the movie start? Hey, how you? Lord, Lord have mercy. Simpleton Cinema's suffering from success already. Oh my goodness, I'm gonna put you in B5, I hope that's okay. Okay, are you dead?

You're lucky this business has just started because I have been known to hand people a whole bunch more back. Thank you so much, you have a good one. Okay, no specific seat, I'm gonna put you in C1. What you here to see in C1? $2.65, thank you so much.

Have a good day. How you doing, sir? No specific seat. I'm gonna put you in A5. Thank you. $1.15, have yourself a beautiful day.

Hey, how you doing? No specific seat. Chat, why's there so many customers It's just a bad or a good thing 735 thank you so much. Have a beautiful night. How you doing as well? We need to hire a customer You want to go in a to I'm put you in a to thank you 735 hey quit all that honking you're driving away my customers man chat. I'm flying through this

Oh, it's because the movie's popular huh that's why? Wait that's fire 65 cents there you go have yourself a beautiful day. Chat am I not doing good? Do you see what I'm doing here? Do you see it? $2.65 thank you so much. No specific seat I'm gonna put you in D2. Y'all keep crying and all the time. I'm not gonna deal with this. They think I was gonna deal with them constantly crying all the time.

I ain't gonna do it. I gave him extra five cents. It is what it is. Concession. I am so sorry. Two bags of chips.

I got you right here. $1.91. Okay. There you go go thank you so much would you get two bags of chips i can also do that 92 cents there you go have yourself a beautiful day thank you okay ten dollars and eight cents chat be honest i'm doing pretty good here. There we go $4.00 1 2 3 4 96 cents there you go

Half a star review buddy. We just started don't judge me Look we're already in the profit to look six hundred eighty eight dollars. We started at five hundred Restocking clean yo, who's the boss around here? I'm the boss chat. You don't tell me what to do I'll run this y'all are just the board you understand me don't you ever Try to tell me to go restock and clean I'll runs this place

The tape wait is it playing?

It's the okay the movies playing they're having a good time we're good did I'm not reset the film? Oh my. ♪ Very old soul and not afraid of anything. ♪

They're good.

Not even lightning?

Okay, they're good.

Not even lightning.

I think it reset on its own. That's good because I'm in here by myself and I'm already stressed out. I am disgustingly stressed out, Chad. I'm not gonna lie. Are y'all stressed too?

Cause I am get those stocked up them chips look good though. I'm not gonna lie hire your first Time to hire help it's tough managing head over to the office and hire your first employee Reminder you get billed for employees. So don't forget to pay Oh my goodness wait, there's more people for more movies wait, I don't have time for y'all wait When the trash is full hold okay empty it There we go, oh my goodness, I'm gonna be right back y'all I'm so sorry. Oh my matter of fact just leave

I don't want to do this no There's too many people. There's too many people There's way too many people So I just hire somebody right now make him wait chat be honest

Kobe I'm gonna go hire somebody. I'm gonna be right back y'all. I'm not gonna lie. Y'all. Just wait a minute, please. I'm so sorry about this delay

Where do I hire Applications, oh my goodness. Look at these nerds Well, we're gonna go ahead and hire somebody Applications, oh my goodness, look at these nerds. Well we're hiring Isaac, everybody give a round of applause for Isaac, chat, let's go. Welcome in Isaac for $150. Your first employee is on the team, any employees without a job will hang out in the front office.

You ain't about to hang out nowhere. You about to instantaneously get to work. Yo, Isaac, where you at, buddy?

We're busy.

We got a line. You handle this. Where is Isaac? Isaac, you're late for work on your first day, buddy.

Lord have mercy. Where is he? Isaac you're late for work on your first day buddy!

Lord have mercy where is he? Wait no way it's Isak. Is it Isak? He ain't got here yet.

Isaac.

Isaac Lannell. I'm just in love with movies and I know candy just about and I know candy and just about anything in the theater. Did I say I love movies? The Falseman Show of course. A sign station. You bout to handle. You bout to handle that. Okay. You better be, don't you dare be slow. Hey, he's new here I'm, so sorry. Just give him a minute. Wait

Okay Wait a minute Look I know he's a little goofy, chat. They just got four tickets, that's a whole family. That is a whole, yo, Isaac, you keep doing good, there's gonna be a raise in your future

and you might get a manager position. I'm loving your work ethic already. Oh my goodness, I never thought I'd see the day that we have a good first employee, chat. W Isaac, Oh my goodness three bags of chips That's gonna be 15. What?

What happened Okay, that's gonna be can I do that with the mousepad? I can $15 and 12 cents. Thank you so much. Have a good one two bags of chips for you $10 and 8 cents. Thank you. So much. Service was top notch from start to finish. Chat come on. This is almost going too well.

I feel like something bad is going to happen but knowing all the businesses that I have ran throughout the years that have all been successful of course it is no surprise honestly that it is going this well. Ain't that right chat? Ain't that right chat? How Ain't that right, chat? How am I not only a .5 popularity as well?

There you go, thank you so much for being here. That's too, small popcorn, no small popcorn machine? That's disappointing.

Mm.

I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna do it, chat, I ain't gonna do it. I ain't gonna do it. Chat, I ain't gonna do it. You have a good night. Don't choke on them chips either. I put fentanyl.

I'm playing.

I'm gonna go make sure nobody littering in there. W Isaac. A W Isaac though for real how y'all doing y'all enjoying the movie y'all having a good time I see you brought your whole family and everything okay y'all keep enjoying this movie I okay y'all have a good one. Thank you

Hey chat, not bad now, hold on they was complaining about a popcorn action. Wait just a minute here Wait just a minute Let me go to furniture corner. Where the popcorn machine?

Where the pop, oh my goodness, there's so much stuff. Where the popcorn machine at?

Machines.

$181.

Hot dog! Chat, I'm gonna need a table. Do y'all want to buy a popcorn machine? It's an investment, you're right. You're so right, it is an investment.

Let's buy some popcorn.

Do I gotta buy popcorn to put in it or does it come with popcorn? Supplies, popcorn. We need some buckets, let me get some popcorn buckets. Let me get two of those real quick. Am I doing too much?

Wait, where my machine at? A customer's waiting at concession for what? Furniture, machine, popcorn, buy that. Boom, chat, look at this. Chat, don't start talking about them bills, stop. Hey, how y'all doing?

We're actually about to have more variety here in a minute, but thank you so much. Hey, uh-uh, you had an attitude when you first came in. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Hey, uh-uh, you had an attitude when you first came in. Let this be a lesson to everybody that wants to disrespect the simpleton cinema. Got me all the way messed up. You gonna walk behind the counter like that like you own the place.

You don't own the place, I own the place. Was that not disrespectful, Chad? I mean, be honest. Was that not disrespectful? And you know what else? And you know what else?

It was justified. It's frustrating that Tay's chips was unavailable and you're sitting here with a bag of them. How many bags do you need? I mean, golly, you want multiple bags of chips? I don't understand. Like, go ahead and tell everybody you want multiple bags of chips.

I mean, golly, get up out of here. Thank you. Thank you for the exact change. Oh, it's not exact change.

Never mind. Four.

Just take the $15 I'm not gonna lie how you doing all right dollar and 46 cents I can most certainly do that for you right here thank you so much have yourself a beautiful night hey how you doing I need to restock them chips on chat $5 and four cents thank you so much. Have a good one. Let's put these out here chat. Let's put what is this table? table table

This is gonna be this book it's just a popcorn machine. Did I buy two popcorn machines? Oh I accidentally Left click on the switch to start making popcorn grab a bucket and fill it and give it to the customer I need to hire somebody for that Chat, I did not know I bought two popcorn machines. Why didn't you but you know what you know what chat? I'm not gonna get mad this is an investment okay it is Y'all did tell me my fault

This is an investment right here, I'm not gonna start no popcorn because it's already 10 30 p.m. And I'm assuming the theater is about to close So yeah, what do I do with these? I'm gonna put these like back here for something for storage I know it don't look that good, but chat we ain't got no option right now. You could sell it? Naw, it's gonna make us more money in the future. Oh my goodness the floor is so dirty. Do y'all see that? The floor is absolutely disgusting. Man I'm jealous I wanna watch

a movie chat. They get to watch the movies and I gotta sit up here at work that ain't even fair

Why do they get to watch all the movies and I gotta sit here at work?

That ain't even right. I Mean I know I own the movie anybody in here, okay

What customer smoking UGH! What? Customer smoking. Some customers might try to sneak a puff during a movie. Other guests will complain if they notice. Act quickly! I'm I ain't watching nothing. Y'all, the movie's over.

Y'all doing alright? This is the Simpleton Cinema, ain't it?

I'm not kidding. Y'all doing alright? This is the simpleton cinema, ain't it? Sorry, I don't want to get dust on your shoes.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Did you hear the one person go...

Did you hear the one person go...

Did you hear the one person go...

Did you hear the one person go?

I appreciate him for being here though. I really do man. They made my first day at the simpleton cinema. Very great. We made some money. Um um let me mop some stuff real quick we got some stains oh that is absolutely putrid oh my goodness that is absolutely putrid

chat do y'all like the simpleton cinema be honest I think I think simpletons oh wow so you mean to tell me my employees leave the premises when they're off work? I must say though, that was a very good fir- Where your parents at? That was a really good first day at Simpleton Cinema. I think we did pretty good and Isaac was a great employee.

How'd we do?

Negative $229 profit. No, or is that $229 profit? Did I make any money? Look, plus 29% popularity though.

I think that was actually really good.

That was, that was fun. This is a really good game. I think we did pretty good. I think we did pretty good. Look, plus 29% popularity though. I think that was actually really good. That was fun, this is a really good game.

W first time on Ultimate Theater Simulator. Great stream, chat, I love y'all, man. That was actually, I messed with that right there, not gonna lie, chat, y'all messed with that?

That was good.

Episode two of Simpleton Cinema. Episode two of Simpleton Cinema.

Episode two,

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode two of the Simpleton Cinema. If you were not here for the very first episode of Simpleton Cinema, well, what we did is we opened up a movie theater and we named it Simpleton Cinema. Wait, there's people already here. And also what we did, we have a chip rack with no chips in it. We have like a checkout machine

and we bought two popcorn machines. And we hired an employee, his name is Isaac. He is the GOAT. I'm not gonna lie, he is very good at his job. W Isaac for real. Hold on. What'd you get? People are already getting the popcorn You want some popcorn? I

Got you right here

Wait, what?

You want me to get you some pop Are you serious You want me to go get you some popcorn? Wait, what do I do with the? Chad, how do I get the, how do I get the popcorn things out of there?

Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. Give me a second, I'm panicking. Oh my goodness, I'm panicking already.

How do I?

Right click the box Lord have mercy. I'm so sorry. We just opened up. Oh, there it is. You want some popcorn? I got you right here. I Didn't turn it One second it is completely fresh. There you go. I didn't put no butter in that. That's going to be disgusting.

Absolutely no butter went into that. Why are you just holding the popcorn like that? $35. There we go. Boom. And 40 cents.

One, two, three, four. Have yourself a good day. Thank you so much for choosing. I need to hire an employee for this. This is too much work. This is already too much work. You gotta be kidding me. Here goes your popcorn. That'll be, wait, we're charging them $14.60

for a bucket of popcorn. How you doing? You want some popcorn too? This is going to be bad. This is gonna be bad. People are getting popcorn constantly

because you have no chips. Even change, thank you. Wait, no, it's not even change You really want the 40 cents you already paying? 1460 for the popcorn you might as well pay the whole 15, but it's all good 40 cents. Thank you so much about to order some more chips. Hold on chat

Move the popcorn closer. Nah, I need the cardio anyway Snacks, let's order some chips real quick. Boom, boom, get two of those. Let's get those coming in on Amazon. There we go. Hey, how y'all doing? So sorry about the delay. You want some popcorn too? I got you right here. Boom, popcorn. There you go. You know what? You know what? You know? Hey, he gonna handle that for you, ma'am. Just give me one second.

$25, okay, and 40 cents. Isaac, handle that. Isaac! I said handle the register!

Buddy!

Chad I'm not lazy but if I'm paying somebody to W Isaac W Isaac, there's other things that I need to be doing Isaac can hold that down for now Chad I mean come on let's be for real, let's restock the chips real quick. There we go. Get some chip action going. Yep Yep, let's go throw this away. I forgot where to I forgot what a dumpster was. Okay, it's gonna be over here

Watch this watch this

Call me

Let me go and throw it away for real. There we go, uh-huh. Kobe, clean, beautiful, I never litter. I never litter.

Is there a... Clean!

Wait, level unlocks? Ooh, chat, once the theater closes we need to add a whole bunch of stuff, huh? We only got $394 though, so I don't know about that. You're doing real good, Isaac. I'm proud of you, man. W Isaac, we could not have had a better first employee, Chad.

I'm being real with y'all. Okay, let's stock some more chips right here. Boom, there we go. And I do appreciate all the customers for having patience. This is a new establishment. still working out, you know, all the stuff with it. Is the movie playing? It is playing. That's copyright, GG. Are y'all enjoying the show?

Pfft, pfft. Why didn't I eat the popcorn? Okay.

Can I choose a different movie? Should I up the prices on it? No, here's the thing, we're charging so much money for the popcorn and chips. It is fair, my goodness. Isaac, you stay there, I'm gonna handle the front for now. Hey, how y'all doing?

You want one ticket, I got you right here. I'm gonna put you in A1, no steak sauce. Thank you so much, that's gonna be a dollar and 40 cents There you go. You have a beautiful stay at the simpleton cinema. How you doing, ma'am? One ticket you want to be in a five. That's a good seat right there up up up close $2 65 since thank you so much for choosing simpleton cinema one ticket as well. I'm gonna put you in b3

You're paying with card $7 and 35 cents. There you you go chat. This is the movie theater This is the movie theater strategy. The tickets are kind of cheap, but the prices of the concessions is absolutely unbelievable And that's just that's just the reality that we live in chat That's what we got to do to stay afloat and we're still barely staying afloat. We even got $500 right now. How y'all doing? Movies about to start soon

I'm gonna put you in C1. C1. C1. C2. Okay there you go. Did I just separate y'all two? Oh my goodness I'm so sorry I put y'all across the theater from each other. Oh my goodness, I wasn't aware. I am so sorry. You and your daughter are gonna be sitting. They're gonna be across the theater from each other. Oh my goodness, I feel so bad. Wait, are they actually?

Okay, y'all want four tickets? I'm gonna put y'all on the back. Thank you so much. That's gonna be $29.40. There you go. Whoa, hold on.

Hold on just a minute. $29.40. Thank you so much for being here. Hey, how y'all doing? Just one? All right, I'll put you an A4 real quick.

That's gonna be two dollars and 65 cents You have yourself a beautiful stay at the Us Simpleton cinema y'all want to right here. I appreciate y'all having a good day Hope y'all having a good day today. Thank you so much for the exact change. How you doing, ma'am? You would have been c6. There you go $7.35 Thank you so much. How you doing, sir?

Okay, I'll put you in C1. Okay, 65 cents. There you go. Thank you so much.

Have a good one.

Chat, I gotta go see if they're actually across the theater from each other or I'm gonna feel

so bad.

I'm gonna go see if they're actually across the theater from each other or I'm gonna feel so bad. Where did I put them?

Oh, y'all just... You think you can just sit wherever you want to? I assigned you some seats

No What's moving? With one mighty stroke of my trusty sword I slew it all! Reporting a disturbance in room one, what's happening? Are you seriously smoking cigarettes? You're vaping? Get out right now! Get out right now!

Get out!

You are vaping on the front row of the- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Let this be a lesson to anybody that thinks they're going to disturb the peace at Simpleton Cinema. You will never.

You're sitting on the front row vaping. the I ain't going to jail.

I can't go to jail.

I just opened up the theater. How y'all doing?

Y'all doing all right over there? They fell out of the airplane.

They fell out of the airplane. Somebody fell out of the airplane and landed on the roof of Simpleton Cinema. That's my excuse. They fell out of the airplane and landed on the- One second y'all, one second. Isaac, you gotta do something.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. There is stains all over the place. Oh my goodness, I don't have time to handle this. I do not have time to handle this. How you doing? You wanna sit in B5?

I got you right there, ma'am. Thank you so much. $2.65. Have a good stay right there, ma'am. Thank you so much. $2 and 65 cents. Have a good stay at the simpleton cinema.

Thank you.

One ticket. You want to sit in C4? I got you $7 and 35 cents. Thank you so much for choosing simpleton cinema. I'm gonna put you in C1. Thank you for the exact change.

Thank you so much. You have yourself a beautiful stay at the Simpleton Cinema. Hey, how you doing? You doing okay? All right, I'll put you in D3 right there. Thank you so much. $7.35, I appreciate that.

Thank you. Okay, I'm gonna put you in D6. That's where you wanna sit anyway. $2.65, appreciate that. How you doing, ma'am you doing all right before where was you at before you came to the simpleton

I'm sorry

I'm, sorry. I I really am Thank you so much for choosing us today. I appreciate you for real a one no steak sauce. Thank you $2.65 I got you right there. How you doing? I'm gonna put you in a four Thank you so much twelve dollars. You had to pay what it's one ski You know much work this you know much work this is having to count all this change out Simpleton cinema legal with the five gifted. Thank you

Hey, how you doing? I'm gonna put you in deep too. There you go. Have yourself a good stay at the Simpleton cinema How you doing a Three I got you right there. Thank you $7 35 cents. I appreciate y'all so much for being here today. Thank you. Oh, it's a whole family Hope y'all enjoy the movie. There's people that die in this movie, by the way disturbance in room one

Hold on

Disturbance Who is smoking?

Are you dead serious?

Get out of my theater right now!

Get out!

Get out! Ha ha ha ha ha! Neither do we! Jesse was that Jesse change the ticket price to $8 no change should we they're probably gonna complain though Chad they're gonna complain about the ticket price being too high and I'm trying to hear all these people complain right now, bro I really ain't They gonna be crying Hope y'all are enjoying the movie. Thank y'all so much

So, sorry you doing okay? You enjoying the movie? That's good. I Okay.

Isaac you're doing a real good job. I don't understand why there's a crumpled one of these right here though Put some respect on the place and throw this away next time you understand me Isaac You've been doing good work for me so far, but do not take advantage do not You throw this in the trash can next time you see it laying there. You understand me You put that right there. Oh my goodness.

He's used all of them. Oh my goodness. He's used all of them. I got a restock. Hold up. Got to restart the chips to

chapters not enough time in the day to handle my business and like an upgrade stuff because we're suffering from success, you know what I mean? Let me grab some more popcorn buckets real quick, hold on. Machines, what was it under? Was it vendor, snack vendor? Oh no, chat, where was it?

Supplies maybe, yes. Right there, we're good. You think Isaac will grab him from the sidewalk? Bills, hey, relax. When we close, we're gonna handle all that. Hey, how y'all doing?

Okay, I'm gonna sit you in B2 right there. Thank you so much. $12.65, thank you. Hey, how you doing? Okay, you want one ticket, I'll put you in A1. Thank you so much, 90 cents.

You have yourself a beautiful cinematic experience at the Simpleton Cinema. Y'all like that slogan chat? Y'all mess with that? I'll put y'all on the front row by the way, you're welcome. Y'all got the best seats in the house.

1470, there we go. Increase the break time on the camera. Wait, I could do that. Huh? I forgot I Can set the amount of time between movies to make it easier on me Those are the worst seats wait is the front seat the worst seat for real chat. I Never go to movies. So I don't know you would assume that the front row is the best row What's wrong with the bit what's wrong with the front row?

Put you in B3. Thank you so much $7.35 I appreciate you. Oh, you're too close. So you got like look up at the screen. Do you really? That's some booty cheeks How y'all doing Oh whole family coming in on them Oh y'all wanna see on us? Okay, third row. No one I'm saying I'm just saying stuff. Thank you so much Y'all have yourself a great cinematic experience at the simpleton cinema. Thank y'all so much

$2.65. I appreciate you. Thank you. You want to sit in B4? I ain't gonna do it. $7.35.

Thank you. So does anybody select the front row when they go to a movie? Or does nobody sit up there? Every movie theater I've ever been in has had like three people in it. And it's been years since I've been to the movie. A customer has left since the movie already started.

Oh, okay, well it's getting late anyway. Y'all have a good night, thank you. Are you serious? I'm dead serious, what you mean? I'm dead serious. What you mean? I gotta restock the chips.

What am I doing? I gotta restock the chips. Ooh, we can sell candy beans. Let me get some more chips real quick. That's $72. How am I ever gonna make profit?

Oh my goodness, this is bad. I came here just for a Dr. doctor soda and I couldn't get it You came here just for a soda and you couldn't get it and you're sitting here crying Once you go to the family dollar or something Nobody told you to come here to get a soda. I never advertised that I had soda This is called the simpleton cinema and I see that you're a simpleton.

Disturbance in room one. You gotta be kidding me. Oh, I'm about to make an example out of this right here. I'm about to make an example out of whoever's smoking

in here again.

You smoking on the front row? That wasn't you. I am so sorry.

Well, we show the moves all around here.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

We're not afraid of anything, we're not afraid at all. We're not afraid of anything, we're not afraid at all.

Just leave him slumped in the seat, it is what it is. Imagine you're in a movie theater and you're sitting there watching a movie and somebody starts smoking and then just a large man walks into the room and starts just beating them down for smoking.

Yo!

Hey, hey it had to be done though, Chad. It is what it is. Chad, it had to be done though chat it is what it is. Chat it had to be done. But deserve your disrespecting the cinema. Simpleton Cinema. You would never smoke in Simpleton Cinema would you chat? Because y'all have respect. Y'all have respect. Okay. Let's do some upgrades. Y'all wanna do some upgrades? Let's do some upgrades right now.

What are the upgrades we can do? My theater.

Management.

Applications. Customer's waiting at the ticket booth. Oh no, we ain't doing no more movie action. I'm upgrading, you got me messed up. All right, look at this

Okay, none of these are due for four more days we're good We're good close it can I close it

Sorry y'all I know y'all came I know y'all came all the way over here trying to go watch a move more clothes for a night not gonna lie

Oh my goodness just because I don't want the bad reviews that's the only reason chat no joke Thank you. C1, I got you right here. $7.35. 10pm is the best time to go. How late do movie theaters usually stay open chat?

C2, $12.65. Thank you so much. Have a good one. You wanna sit in B6? I got you right... You're lucky it's already late. You're lucky. You're lucky it's already late. Wait, $2. There you go. Thank you. Look at the line. Y'all have lost y'all's mind. It's all y'all. Thank y'all getting in here, buddy. We need to got enough seats. Why did y'all even show up here? Chad, they think they getting in. Look at all them people.

We can't even hold that many people. How you doing? You're here by yourself. What a loser Thank you, 65 cents, there you go Appreciate that, how you doing? You wanna sit in A2? Look! Specifically front row! Thank you 735 Oh I don't have to press the decimal

You're right D6, thank you 2 dollars and 65 cents I got you right there, thank you You wanna sit in A6? I got you right there. Thank you. You want to sit in a six. I got you.

Appreciate that.

It's okay.

It's okay. 735.

I appreciate that.

Thank you for being here.

Yeah, you can't come in. Sorry. There's already too many people already too many people let him now look at this. Look at this. Put the popcorn behind Isaac. Like right here maybe?

Close it, you're right.

We're close, wait, no! Y'all sold me. I literally thought, what you looking at?

I literally thought you could close it and it would stop people from coming in. I didn't know it would immediately kick everybody out. Casino. To celebrate achieving one full star popularity, I'm gonna do the slots for a little bit No, we just hit $1,000 for the first time. Don't ruin this moment. We hit $1,000 for the first time, chat. I'm not about to ruin this moment right here. I'm not.

I refuse to ruin this moment. I can't. Maybe when we have millions of dollars. You know what I mean? Popcorn bucket holder? Nuh-uh!

Popcorn bucket holder? I need another shelf too, let's get a couple more of those. One more table and one corner table.

Check out $500. $500.

Why?

Some beans right there. Okay, we just spent a whole lot of money, but chat, look, we needed this to happen, right? Look, corner table, peep this. Peep this. Hear me out. Cheddar, you hear me out?

Hear me out.

Oh my goodness, that's so fire. Oh my goodness, that's so fire. My goodness, that's so fire. That is so fire. That is gonna work. What is this? Another full table? Let's put this over here.

We'll decide what to do with that later.

Okay, that's empty. That is also empty. Never mind, that is not empty. Let's put this over here we'll decide what to do with that later.

Okay that's empty. That is also empty. Oh never mind that is not empty. Leave that there. Throw this one away. Hold on let me cook.

What is this? Another another chip rack. But we're gonna put the jelly beans on that one. So do we. I want to save up a little bit more. We're good.

Chips are fully restocked as well. Let's go get them jelly beans real quick. We have another rack. Oh my goodness.

What?

What is this?

Jelly beans!

Beautiful. What is this? Jelly beans!

Beautiful. Chats, beautiful. Do y'all like the upgrades that we're already making to the Simpleton Cinema? I think y'all do. Because I do. We've only done two episodes and already we're cooking look at this popcorn bucket holder look at this that is beautiful oh my goodness that is beautiful

That is absolutely beautiful Right Let me experiment real quick I

Fear I fear we ate. I fear we ate.

I fear it. And then and then And then later once we get more stuff

We'll put more stuff right there This is gonna be good Wait or or, or, or? Yum, nah. Nah. But this.

Type one if you're messing with this.

Soda machine? We could do a soda machine real quick. Let's see. Hold up.

Let's see.

Furniture?

Y'all want to do it? Wait no soda machine right there. Soda machine. And then small cup holder. And then, and then supplies. And then drink cups.

Oh, my goodness. And now we actually have to save. Like truly we have to save now. Yes. Yes. Did I get two of these?

Oh, that's the cup holder. Okay.

Hold on. Hold on.

This is so ugly. Buddy, we're just stu- Hold on.

This is so ugly. Buddy, we're just stu- Can I get rid of this? Like hello? Thank you.

Golly.

Wait. Hear me out.

Chet, you hear me out right here?

We ain't gotta worry about that.

This is good!

This is good! Remember we're just starting, chat.

This is so fire, are you kidding me?

This is great.

Chat, we have made great progress for two episodes of the simpleton cinema not gonna lie 19 oh 19 dissatisfied no that's good you know that you know what we didn't lose no money we're in the negative a little bit but that's fine. Chat, that was good. Type one if that was good. W episode, great stream. Chat, I love y'all man.

Hey!

Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs, donos, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out. Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow.