I Shouldn’t Have Went Christmas Shopping…

Do you know what time it is? Do you know what time it is. Do you, sentient cheeks with the five gifted? Yo, happy birthday Mike Mike, chat, chat, tell Mike Mike, happy birthday, happy birthday Mike Mike.

That's cat, Marine, thank you for the 500 bits though. It's spooky time. Get you a diapey on chat. Cause it's spooky time up in here.

Yeah. Man my throat hurt, man!

Chad, who was in here back in like 2023 when I screamed all the time and I was having to take off constantly because I couldn't talk because my throat hurt so bad? That's literally what it feels like. It feels like 2023 back when I had to take off all the time because my throat was blown out I don't even yell like that no more. Why am I dough hurting? Dong with the five. Thank you

Man this cup of water has been like i've been having this cup of water for like two hours and it tastes like dust. Y'all ever drink from a cup of water that's been sitting out for like a couple hours and it tastes like dust? Have y'all ever had a cup of water like on your nightstand and you take a drink of it when you wake up and it literally tastes like dirt. Me too.

Me too. Anybody that said no to that just now, I fear that you just haven't had enough living. You haven't, you haven't experienced enough in life. That's one of the things that you need to experience to remind you that you're alive It's taking a drink out of a cup of water that tastes like dust Oh Lord no, not this. Oh, no. Oh No

But I will say this I have played like five different other games from this dev and they've all been good. So This this this doesn't tell the whole story I hope Lock in The holiday story this story happened to me on christmas eve 1982 I was driving home from a business trip, just in time for the holidays, but work had me so busy I completely forgot to bring my son a gift, L. Dad.

He wanted a new construction set for Christmas. The road was quiet, covered in snow. And then I saw it. Bright lights shining through the storm a toy

A toy and

Electronic store all decorated for Christmas. I thought I got lucky. I stopped the car and went inside If only I'd kept driving That's some good lore right there. Not gonna lie to y'all, that's some good lore right there. Oh, this a vibe!

Hold up. Hold up. Oh, it's Christmas themed. Oh my God. Yo, this is bad. Yo, Jack. Wait, it's actually bad, cuz.

Wait, this does look like a vibe, though, for real. Yo, this is bad, dude.

I can't say nothing.

I can't talk. I can't talk. I can't talk. I can't talk. Kobe. Case, look at my PFP with the five gifted. Thank you. And your PFP is a spider your band on everything I love I didn't miss my setup has it my trash can in my room in here is a cardboard box

with a trash bag in it because why would you go spend money on a trash can so it's an open cardboard box and we put a trash bag in it and when I throw it, it bounces off the wall and lands in there. I'm dead serious. If I would have missed, you would have heard it hit the wall and then hit it bounce on the floor multiple times. But when you hear one clank, that means it hit the wall and went in. But if you hear a clank and then multiple clanks after, that's how you know, I missed

My I itch My itch My itch My itch

Good I'm back. God, y'all might be getting sick for real. Oh, let me turn that sensitivity down. Ain't no way.

Ain't no way Still a bit too high not gonna lie. I'm gonna go down a little bit more boom right there Yeah Perfect not gonna lie. Perfect. Let's go buy our son a gift chat

He what he say wanted a construction set? That's sad. These kids get these little construction set toys when they're kids and then they grow up and then you gotta work construct and you're like, man, I hate this.

Oh, okay.

Uh, it's a little unkempt.

Hello?

Let me turn that head bob off. Can I turn the head bob off? Oh no, we going extreme everything. We on starforcesystems.com, big dog. Imagine I hit apply and my whole setup just explodes.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Ugh.

All right, we back.

Okay, looks the exact same. Is the screen, the screen ain't tearing, is it? No, there ain't no tear action. Bro, why my eye itching, bro? Why my eye itching? That's what I call Christmas atmosphere. I did not say crip, I am not gang affiliated.

That's what I call Christmas atmosphere. Where's the salesman? Yeah, where is the salesman? That's what I was wondering. Yo, Tokyo with the 20 gifted. Give me some W's for Tokyo with the 20 gifted.

Appreciate that, Tokyo. Thank you, Tokyo with the 20. Okay. that Tokyo. Thank you Tokyo with the 20.

Okay.

This is kind of a vibe. I kind of like the un-camped, just everywhere type vibe. It gives it some soul. You know what I mean? How am I supposed to buy something? There ain't nobody working in here.

Hello?

Anybody in here? I'm about to buy something, there ain't nobody working in here. Hello? Anybody in here? I'm about to steal something. Oh, maybe they in the toilet. Chat, where they at, bruh? Yo, W visuals though, I'm not gonna lie. Cracking open another energy drink. Going back to back on them, cuz.

Hey, cheers. Look, it's all good though. You wanna know why it's all good though You want to know why it's all good first off it's all good because it's gamer subs the canned drinks You can get me gamer subs dot GG, but it's good because it's zero calories. So it ain't a big deal It ain't like it's hurting nothing. It's gonna be I could drink five of these and be I I'm not saying go do that Don't do that

You gonna die I don't need to dying on me. Don't go out there and drink like five of these, you will die. Actually I don't know if you're gonna die but don't do it, don't test it. Actually no, I think I can get away with drinking five of these. Ain't no sugar in it either. Chat, there ain't no sugar in this thing either. Now if you drink a full sugar cap, bro, why y'all think I'm lying?

There's no sugar in it look that's why gamers subs the goat hold on let it focus dog the size of my hand come but now look let it focus hold on please focus please focus I'm gonna get you. Total sugar, zero grams. Told you. Told you my arms started to get tired.

Hello? They even have the latest computers here. Hello!

They even have the latest computers here. Oh I forgot it's 1982 chat. This is 1982. Yep. The latest computers. Maybe we should go back to this time.

Everything will probably be a lot better if we could go back to a time where this was the biggest technology in existence Actually, no, we wouldn't because I'd still be having to work. So never mind forget up forget I said that Hey, is there an employee in here or something bro, I'm trying to buy some Consoles and video games. Oh, I wish I could be a kid again. Big dog, just

what do you mean? You ain't got to be a kid to play a video game. Hello? There's no They got vinyls Lyle Givens, I don't know who that is Leroy Tannen, I don't know who that is either Okay Where is this construction set though? I thought we supposed to buy Wow, there's a lot of cool stuff here. But what about the construction set? Is this it right here? But I'm looking for a construction set for my son. I guess

it should be somewhere in the toy section. Go to the toy section. Okay, toys. Okay, right here. Check my construction set. Oh, here's the toy section, but I don't see any construction sets Where did that salesman go you need to It's all good.

It's all right.

Did that get y'all chat? That kind of got me, I'm not going to lie. And by kind of, I mean it got me, because I yelled. Hey there, need any help? Why you sneaking up on me like that?

Almost...

Almost dookie my draws. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to scare you Everything's fine. Listen, I'm looking for a gift for my son. He asked for a construction set. Do you have it? I don't see any. I don't see any on the shelves. I'm gonna say that because that's the only option. You're in luck! They're not on the shelves but we got a shipment today.

I'll grab one for you from the back. Great, I really appreciate it. Of course, I'll go grab it. Thanks, do you guys have a restroom for customers? Sure, the restroom's right next to the cash register.

Got it.

By the way, would you mind helping me with something? Yes, I wouldn't mind. I'm here to buy something, not help you. This store has only just opened, but all the staff left for the holidays, so I've been here on my own.

Is this dude seriously about to ask me to do some free work up in here on my Christmas. So I'm really swamped here. Could you unpack the new TVs and put them on the shelves for me? There's only three of them. They're in the boxes near the register. Look here, this is one of these situations to where you'd be like, I'll do this for you if you give me the construction set for free. That's one of these situations, Chad, it just is. You'd be like, all right, I'll go move these TVs,

you give me what I'm about to buy for free. That's an even trade-off. Yeah, sure, I can help you with the TVs. Thank you so much, that would really help me. And for your assistance, I'll even give you a discount. A discount? A discount? No!

You gonna give me that thing for the free ski is what you gonna do. You gonna give it to me for free.

There ain't no other way around it. You gonna give it to me for free. There ain't no other way around it.

You either gonna give me that thing for free or you leaving here in a body bag, buddy. You understand me? Discount. You can keep that discount.

Perfect.

I'll go grab your construction set while you're doing that. Thanks again. This dude think he gonna, bro. This dude really think he about to get some free labor out of me. You done lost your mind.

I don't trust him either. Do y'all trust him? You done lost yo mind.

I don't trust them either. Do y'all trust them? I don't trust them. Something going on. W game for putting up giant green glowing light on what I have to grab. Thank you.

Like actually that's not sarcasm.

Thank you.

All right, there's one TV. W devs again for putting another green light on where to go. Alright, there's that. He said to unpack three TVs. One is done.

Okay.

Chad, he gonna kill me, huh? I got a feeling while I'm grabbing one of these TVs he gonna hit me in the back of the head. Dude these old TVs were heavy too. This is even, this is crazy not to get this, dude these TVs were heavy. These things were about 50 pounds.

That's two. 100 pounds plus. Maybe them big giant ones but... Heavy, yes they are heavy. Watch it be a 10% discount.

Imagine. It wouldn't surprise me.

Done. Oh I didn't realize how bad I need to go to the bathroom. All right, let's go do that. Go to the restroom

Something is not right chat something is not right bro life though Wow life

Disappear Man disappear life This a vibe Man dis a vibe

Every now and then you got to just stop and look around sometimes you never know

You know what I mean

Yep It stinks in here. What is this, the spooky dooky restroom? There is absolute, this could not be worse. I'm leaving this door open, you got me messed up. I do not care. Hey, don't come in here, I'm using the bathroom! Oh, okay, now I need to go wash my hands, alright.

Big dog, I don't think it matters at this point. This is just straight filth. Nothing matters. I'm not going to go to that one because I accidentally, I think I hit that one too. I'm going to go to this one. No, I got to go to that first one.

Okay.

I peed in this one. What are the odds that I am able to exit this bathroom? I have a feeling that we're locked in here. I have never been more happy to be wrong in my life. I'm about to pre-fire a jump scare right here. As soon as we walk out of this room, he's going to run from the right and jump scare

us.

I play horror games for a living By the way, I don't see you holding that construction set you was supposed to get me oh I'm sorry. Did I scare you again? No, you did not you literally didn't because I knew it was coming. I knew it But unfortunately have to will act like he scared me he scared me oh yeah you scared me so bad can you give me another 5% discount please ah sorry I just forgot the warehouse keys we'll take the keys and bring me that construction set from the warehouse alright? Thanks! Wow our character is rude! Oh my goodness that's rude!

While I'm in the back feel free to look around we've got brand new computers and honestly what's better than video games? We've also got new consoles and cartridges. Big dog you won't even give me this construction set for free after all the work I done did for you. You think I'm about to buy something for you? Probably gonna sell them things for a thousand dollars. Hurry up man, I got places to be big dog. You need to do something with this bathroom too, it's creepy.

What'd you say?

I want to give bits and tell you to play Tattletail, a Furby Christmas game, but I have no money dot dot dot. It would have been a waste of money anyway because I already played that like two years ago, but thank you. There is so many games that people like for some reason got lost in history and people act like I never played.

That game is one of them and you know what the biggest game that's one of them is Visage. People all the time talk about some Visage, big dog, I played that game. Like two, two and a half years ago, I played it. You know, another one that I played that all people always act like I never played before. What's that one where you're running around in the maze and those monkeys are chasing you with like the symbols.

What is that game called? Dark Deception, that's another one. That's another one lost the time that people act like I didn't play. Show did. Show did. Look around while you wait for a salesman how long I gotta what Oh I can't hit pause or nothing. For some reason when I hit H this happens. That's the only key that's working. Man, this game good too. Maybe it's saved. If not, we're like 10 minutes into it anyway.

Man, that's scary bro. Your heart could literally explode in your chest at any given moment. There ain't none you could Bro that is terrible you just live life every single day just hoping that man I hope my heart don't explode in my chest today

Cuz there ain't nothing you can do about it, bro. I'll be think about that all the time. I'll be like, man, just keep on going. Just keep on going a little bit for me, please. Be giving them pep talks. Y'all do that too, don't you be thinking about that? It's like, bro, that thing can just give up on me at any time.

I'm actually use the toilet this time for real. Oh, that splash is unbelievable.

I was getting hit with too much back splash. Shhh, don't tell them. Shhh, don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. I know there is at least 300 people that weren't here five minutes ago and that are now. Don't tell them. Man, I hope there ain't no jump scare right here.

Ah, ah, did it get you? Be for real, did that get y'all

That had to have got somebody that wasn't here for the first one No, okay, please don't be frozen again. What is H? Every time I hit H that happens.

Okay look around and wait for the salesman. Alright let's do that. Oh my goodness the game didn't freeze last time. I just had tab selected and when you hit tab it puts the objective up and once you hit tab again it goes away then you can move. That was complete user error.

No joke. Of course I'd love to buy some of this stuff but I'm afraid I don't have enough money. Like I said that dude should be giving us some stuff for free right now.

He's got a gun!

Oh it ain't doing it no more. Man Yo, I hear footsteps He's got a gun! What is that noise? Check the toy section. I don't think I want to do that.

Sounds like it's coming from the toy section. Hey bro, let's just go up front and wait on our stuff. We ain't gotta do this. Weird, maybe the toy's broken.

Yeah.

Go outside and wait by the bench. Buddy, it's cold out there. There's literally a chair here, just sit down and wait. All right, I'll go outside and wait for the salesman there. This is dumb dude why there is no reason for this Lord have mercy that car clean I didn't even look

at the car we pulled up in that thing clean Life not gonna lie this a Bob what Oh cutscene What is that oh my goodness he's smoking a cigarette Why am I doing this again? At least you had the courtesy to put it in the trash can. Don't do it. At least sell them to somebody, that's just...

Bro, just get you at least sell them Yo W cinematic though, I'm not gonna lie Bro quit smoke anybody go get them things out the trash can ain't it? Yeah, you called hard huh? Go back in the store! Guess I'll head back inside. Maybe the salesman's back from storage. Bro, can you, can you, can you please don't? Bro, please. Did you have to? Did you have to? Did you have to?

Did you have to let it linger? Hey buddy, why are you throwing away good stuff like that? Huh?

What good stuff? The cigarettes. I saw you toss them. Oh yeah, I'm trying to quit, so I threw them out.

No temptation.

I respect the boy. I respect the boy. I threw them out. No temptation.

Ah, respectable.

Cigarettes are the only thing keeping me warm in this cold. Cigarettes, and sometimes the half-finished beer I find laying around. Especially near this store.

Really?

Yeah, whoever works here must enjoy drinking on the job. We can tell. We can tell because he is moving in slow motion. We've been here about 30 minutes waiting on this. Good to know. And one time he even asked me to drink with him. I said no. Guy seems strange and I don't and I don't hang around strange people yeah I get that anyway mind if I grab your cigarettes from the trash I just unlocked a seventh sense. I can read this.

Sure I threw them away, they're not mine anymore. But hey, you really should quit. It's bad for you. Only a few people could read that and I was one of them.

I did not mean to skip that. Yo, you better chill out. Have a good day, sir. Have a good day.

There was 10 people in this stream that could read that and I just happen to be one of the ten. This dude still, still, this dude still does not have what we came here for. Guess he's not back yet. Still. guess he's not back yet still I'm about to go back there I'm going back there what's taking them so long Hey, bro, there is something not good going on in here. Is it that funny? This thing is in a different position as it was last time.

This dude's playing a prank on us. Man toys these days are creepy. Who would even buy this? Chad, wouldn't you just leave at this point? Like seriously. We'd go to our son and be like, hey son, they didn't have no toys.

Sorry, I'll get you next year because we are about to die investigate where the sounds are coming from see every time you have the option to investigate that's where everything goes bad imagine the salesman's back here dead, got killed by like a creature. Hey mister, everything okay, bucker? Hey mister? Yo, guardian with the fight, thank you.

I ain't got a flash.

You got me all the way messed up. Let's just steal this and take them. Chloe with the five. Thank you, Chloe. Sir. Chloe with the five. Thank you, Chloe Sir I've been waiting up here for about sir. Hey

I don't appreciate you waste. Oh, a foosball table oh my goodness this place is a vibe this place is better than the actual store guess the salesman lives here. Poor guy. Poor guy. Buddy what? Look where he's living.

Yo Kim with the five, thank you. Can I play some pool? No let me play. Sir for real though, I've been waiting for about 45 minutes for you to get my thing you said you was gonna get.

I need to go see my son and give him a Christmas gift. I'm outta here, we're about to die. Okay, so can I be excused? I have court in the morning. No, you can't. But okay.

Thanks for asking. At least you checked in. Bro got court in the morning. God Lee what'd you do? Bro got caught in the morning. What's going on bruh? No but for real sir like seriously I'm done with these games.

I'm about to leave you a horrible review on Yelp for this store this is ridiculous sir looks like someone really loves beer and pizza did you just lock me in here?

Wait, what? Hello?

This isn't funny!

Oh no!

Sir! Devs, devs of the year by the way.

Friends. Friends. A photo of dolls and it says friends? Oh.

Do I put them on the couch maybe? A photo of dolls and it says friends. Oh Do I put them on the couch maybe okay you go in the middle I guess

Yo, this is creepy Chad what is going on Chad do you got any friends?

Okay, there you go. Watch this all be some sick joke this dude's pulling on me. This is a crazy joke to play on your only customer. Oh, hey, this one goes on the left. Okay, got it. You know what's crazy? I'm the best pool player in here, on the left. Okay got it. You know what's crazy? I'm the best pool player in here by the way.

That's the crazy thing. Cap, I'm dead serious. I play almost every day. I'm dead serious. I'm actually for real. I'm actually for real.

Who in here gonna be, ain't nobody here gonna beat me at pool. Unless you are professional, because I'm one level under them. 8-ball. Oh no. Go to the sales floor? Are the lights on up there now oh thank you so much chat there's a jump scare coming up I have a feeling close this close this you got me messed up I never want to come back here again he picked the wrong guy to mess with yeah yeah let's teach him a lesson.

Hey! Did he just walk out the front door imagine he steals our car is this dude possessed

Okay, can I leave there's no way it's gonna let us leave here He's in the car, huh stop playing I

Knew it stop playing I knew it this thing raggedy oh my goodness I hear something I just heard something great it won't start now I need that psychos help to get out of here. Dude, we can't even find the guy. Go around the store and look for the salesman behind it. If the storage isn't in the store, maybe it's behind it. I do not want to go to the back of this store. I ain't got no flashlight or nothing, chat.

What are we doing? bro thinks he's the salesman from the hit game the salesman bro ain't got no aura. Why are we doing this? Let's just take off walking. You know what I mean?

Oh wait, there's kind of a vibe. Hold up.

Wait a minute.

Why is this kind of a vibe? I don't know what that noise is, but it doesn't sound pleasant. I can tell y'all that right now. It does not sound pleasant. This is a vibe if we weren't in a life or death situation. Like dude, if we weren't in a life or death situation. Like dude, if we weren't in a...

That's the warehouse? The warehouse is literally the size of a Amazon factory for this little store.

What?

I'm not going in there. I fear you got me messed up! Chat, we ain't got no flashlight, it's 1982, so we ain't got no cell phone, I'm butt naked, I mean everything... Why you calling him stupid? He just trying to find something to eat. I don't like the guy we're playing as either. I hope he dies.

Yo crashed with the 10. W crashed with the 10.

Thank you.

He's inside.

I can hear him.

Dude, this is like you're making all the wrong decisions bro It immediately is giving order 13. There is obviously something going on here. This is a warehouse like for a giant like Walmart store and it's just a warehouse for a giant Walmart store, and it's just a warehouse for this little store?

There's no way.

I mean that forklift is worth more than everything in this store. This makes no sense. Who is that? So, if you hit the H button, that happens. I hit the H button and it did that. Was that a gun?

Hello?

What is that flashing light? Oh my goodness, what is happening? Chat, you would not be doing this, right, in this situation. You would literally be like trying to leave. You would not be back here. Like nobody in their right mind would be doing this.

No flashlight, by the way. Excuse me. Sir. I need to move this ladder so I can get through. Oh for real? No way. That's crazy. I never would have thought of that. Is somebody chaining the door up that I came through? Wait that's what that sounded like!

That's better. Dog! Dog! Dog!

Dog! Dog! That's better. Dog, what am I hearing? I can barely even talk because my voice is messed up. There's a weird light up ahead. I think it's a flashlight.

Oh my goodness, I'm sick to my stomach. Oh my goodness, no.

No! Is that blood on the ground? That is blood on the ground.

What is happening? Was the salesman being killed so he's not the bad guy? Yep, get me out of here right now. Get me, this is the most linear flashlight I have ever seen. Oh no. seen oh no you better get me out Hey, hey, that still kind of got me a little bit, but it was funny seeing him run away. That's kind of funny, huh? That was that toy that was making that noise in the store, Chad.

Get me out of here, please. I hope it don't start. Please let me out.

Please let me out.

It's locked. You gotta be kidding me.

Yep, that is the chain that we heard. Please let me out. It's locked, you gotta be kidding me.

Yep, that is the chain that we heard. Somebody chained it closed.

What? Keys?

He has the keys. Oh my goodness, why? So was he the one that trapped me in here Lord have mercy chat the footsteps are so creepy, dude The noises are so creeps key somebody help hey if you're one of these evil toys running around I'm not here to

do nothing I just want to leave please I can actually rescue y'all from this place if you let me just don't kill me please okay Okay Thank you for understanding Do you think they're gonna listen chat This is ominous all for real no way We're in a dadgum dark warehouse being chased by evil toys with a flashlight. Of course it's ominous. I'm going to go ahead and do it. Bro froze. Are you serious?

Oh it's one of these situations. Chad it's one of these situations. Okay we know how to deal with this. Chad we know how to deal with this don't worry. We've been in this situation multiple times before. It's one of those situations where you got to look at them or they'll come kill you. I'm dead.

See that's not fair I was still looking at you. That is not fair. Get that key. Let me get the key dude!

I don't appreciate what you're doing. And I just want you to know I don't appreciate it and it's disrespectful. I fear I've made a mistake. Here's the plan. I'm gonna freeze him right here as long as I can. I'm gonna take off running and get the key.

Yeah? Peace. Oh Lord. Please stop him Chatties fast

The noises are scary Chat I really can't do this I can't Did bro just TP? I fear that's not fair. It's okay. Go! What was that I need to call the police right now? The salesman he was dead? I've got the keys to the police right now the salesman he was dead

I've got the keys at a back door now. I'll go in through there. So I don't have to walk around the store It'll be faster. Okay GG GG we're good. There's light We're good, there's light. We're good. It's still a vibe in here though, like for real, it's still a vibe. Call the police right now.

Watch us get pinned for the murder, because what cop is going to believe, oh really a killer toy killed this guy?

You're going to jail bud. You gotta be kidding me. The phone ain't working.

911 what's your emergency? I came to this store to buy a gift for my son and something's seriously wrong here. The salesman, he's dead. What do you mean dead?

Who killed?

What do you mean dead? Who killed him?

How should I know? He went to the warehouse and didn't come back. Who killed him?

How should I know? He went to the warehouse and didn't come back so I went after him and he was just laying there. Buddy, this is the number one way to get pinned for a murder you didn't do. Can I be excused I gotta bring my wife to a brain MRI in the morning? Nah, you still can't be excused. Thanks for asking though.

Actually yeah I'll let you slide. Go ahead. Hope everything's alright. I'm joking bro.

Hope everything's all good though for real. Uh sir take a deep breath calm down and tell tell me everything from the start.

Stop telling me to calm down just Just please send someone. Something's not right. Sir, where exactly are you right now? I don't know. It's some store on the edge of town near the woods. They sell toys, video games, electronics. Just hurry. Copy that. Units are on their way. They'll be there in about 10 minutes. 10 minutes, are you kidding me?

Why so long?

You're about 10 kilometers outside of town, the nearest units are heading straight to you. And what am I supposed to do till then? Find a safe place, lock the doors, and wait for the officers. Okay, got it. Please hurry. Okay, lock all the doors. That makes sense. I'll do it. I'll start with the front door. Okay. Yo, W game. No, not gonna lie. Okay,

let's close this. Hide in your car, that is 100% what I would do. I would get in the back seat of the car, lock every door, and just sit in there. Alright, the front door is locked, no one's getting in from here. The restroom door is fine, I guess I can leave it open. The back door is still open, I need to lock it right now.

We sold. It's too late, we sold it's too late we sold somebody's already back there Chat I was doing it because you remember earlier when I was hitting H it made that noise like

Yo.

Yo, big Nate with the 10. Thank you, big Nate with the 10. It's all good. We're not, it's like, it was like two minutes, just a little phone call.

And we already read it. So I got a read this time. That's what took the longest Man I'm hungry. Same bro I'm hun- chat type one if you're hungry I'm hungry for real bro I want something to eat.

You know what I want? Man. That's what I want. A bag, yeah, like the little microwave bags of rice Spanish rice GG GG Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

We don't have the... Hey man, you alright? I heard some weird noises. Dude, someone killed the salesman. Something messed up is happening in that warehouse. Killed? Are you serious? Yeah, I already called the police. They told me to lock the doors and wait inside. The cops? Alright man, I'm out of here we just locked ourself in here with this thing

by the way I can tell it's over I need to lock the back door with the key all right no one's getting into the store now I just have to wait for the poli... Something's in there. What's happening? What is happening? The bathroom door just closed. We don't have a flashlight.

Shit, something's in the creepy bathroom again. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me. Who's in here?

That's me? I can't, I can't, please stop! Please stop! Hello?! That's me in the restroom? There is somebody in this restroom taking pictures of us. Dude, please let me out of here.

That's the toy that was trying to kill us in the warehouse. Aura.

I out aura'd him. Yo, yo, uh, yo Kenna with the five gifted, thank you. Yo, happy 18th birthday, Jessica Chateau Jessica happy 18th birthday. Happy 18th birthday, Jessica. Thank you What why is this blocked off Is that a picture of us going in the store?

Who was taking pictures of us the whole time? We low key got some Oratudo. For real.

Can I leave please? Where are the police at?

It's been 10 minutes ain't it? Somebody is crying. I would feel safer outside, wouldn't you chat? I really would. I would honestly prefer to be outside. Like this, obviously there is something in here

You know what? I mean like this isn't a situation like oh, let's lock ourselves in there's there's something out there No, this is a situation Good thing I cut the flashlight. I found the warehouse. Wait what I couldn't use it before. Why would we go back here? I thought the whole point was to lock the doors and stay away from this creature.

I'm dead.

I'm dead, somebody help me, please.

Please! What's going on? I'm dead, somebody help me please! PLEASE! Hello? What are you doing back here? What? Wait what?

It was just a toy? Wait, it wasn't sentient?

Huh?

Sounds like the police are here. Yeah, we're getting 25'd to life this is getting blamed on us Chad a hundred percent Yeah, we're 100% getting framed

Hey Hey Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! That hat is huge!

Yo, that hat is huge! Sir, did you call the police? Yeah, that was me. Finally, please hurry, the salesman's dead. He's laying in the warehouse. What happened? who killed him I Don't know. I just came here to buy a Christmas gift for my son Did the salesman went to the back and he was gone for way too long?

Go on So I went after him and I found him there laying in a pool of blood And then things started happening some kind of strange creepy toy chasing me. Look, I know it sounds really. I do really what? Just come with me. You'll see everything for yourself. All right, sir. Keep your hands where I can see him.

Can you show me where you saw the body? Yes, of course. It's behind the store in the warehouse. Wait, this is actually going to get pinned on us. While we were walking to the warehouse, I told the officer who I was and how I ended up here and what happened. He looked at me like I was insane, GG.

And honestly, a toy was chasing me. It did sound like I lost my mind. But when we reached the warehouse, everything became clear. The salesman walked out to meet us laughing like a lunatic.

What?

Turns out everything that happened tonight was a performance No way The shopkeeper faked his death to scare me and he controlled the creepy toy with a remote Before the police arrived the's batteries had simply died. That's why he wanted to come out and tell me it was all just a prank. Maybe he'd hoped I'd laughed with him, but what, that we'd become friends or something

like that. But I was so terrified. I didn't find any of it funny. It's just a prank. Why did he do it all? I don't know. Maybe he was just terribly lonely. It was Christmas. In a toy store in the middle of nowhere.

Everyone else celebrating with family, with friends, and he was all alone. Police told me later that his wife had left him recently. Wonder why. Taking the kids with her, so there was no one left to celebrate with I don't even know. It's all just sad When the police finally arrived I just exhaled and tried to forget the awful place Then I went home to my family who were already waiting for me at the holiday table

And by the way, I did up end up buying the construction set for my son Just in another store. Bout to say, I know you didn't spend no money here, I was bout to say! Golly that's the most reading I've done in a minute. Wow, I read that whole page. I'm him.

Arrow. Game of the year. Arrow. Game of the year. That actually was a really good game. Chat, rate that on a scale of 1-10. What are we thinking?

That was actually a really good game. I actually do like the ending that it was all just a prank. That's funny. No joke. That was a really good game. I messed with that heavy. That was good. Game of the year, you're welcome

You're welcome, thank you chat say thank you and you're welcome

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