I Turned MOBS Into FOODS In Minecraft!

Gamers, I can make food from any mob today. I'm talking all the way from a creeper to a warden. But first, you know we gotta start with the Endermen. What type of food are we gonna get?

Pizza?

No, wait, Oreos? I'm gonna use this dirt spoon to open them up. All right, sir, what food are you going to give me?

Eh?

Oh, he dropped something. Is that what I think it is? Bro, that looks like a pork chop or like an ender steak.

Oh, it is an ender steak.

Okay, listen, listen, listen. Now we know an enderman turns into ender steak, but what happens when we eat the ender steak? Hopefully this is not going to be a mistake. Okay, here we go. Oh, shoot.

Oh, dude, are you kidding me? This whole time, I could be six feet tall if I just ate my ender steak. Dude, look at my eyes, bro. I even look like an enderman. Okay, wait, can we teleport? We should get their abilities.

Oh, boys, we're living the good life today. Fire Nation, we are living the good life. Dude, we could literally teleport. We have like damage? Will our teleport deal damage? Look, he's not even scared of us. Even though we're damaging him, he's not even, oh.

Now he's scared of us.

Life as an Enderman is good, man. I mean, do we even need to eat food for mother mom?

Jeez.

Oh, it's raining. Oh wait, no, no, no. Wait, Enderman cannot stand in rain. Oh no. Maybe being an Enderman is not the best thing. I think we should move on to the creeper. This is my distant cousin, okay? His name is Larry.

He hasn't evolved yet, okay? All right, Larry, time to eat you. There's gotta be, it's gotta be like TNT, like a TNT sandwich. Oh my gosh, you need an iron spoon. Of course.

Okay, where am I going to get an iron spoon, sir? Do I need to go craft one, or is it gonna be like some kind of convenient shop that's just gonna appear out of thin air? Well, I was about to try it. Well, I guess we gotta go the old fashioned way. There's not gonna be like a random shop to help me out,

so I gotta craft one myself. Are you kidding me? Yeah, okay, so if I was to make a spoon, I feel like four iron ingots should be enough. Would it be like... like this? No, I would need five for that. OK, that's obviously an ax. Wait, like this maybe? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, we got... we got spoon! OK, come here, Cousin Larry. I'm ready for whatever you... food you have. I think it's a TNT sandwich. Oh! Is that a pizza? That would be TNT-za. TNT-za! Don't worry, we got the TNT pepperonis too.

TNT-ronis. What are we going to get? We better be getting the ability to like explode.

Nom, nom, nom.

Oh.

Oh, no way.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that me? Maybe if we just stop moving moving this won't happen anymore. Okay, good good You know, my wife's always telling me I should watch what I eat. I okay. Okay, hold on Wait, you're gonna kill me. You don't don't do this to me. No Oh half a heart, thank God dude, I know if you jump it I

Thought it was only if you walked I didn't know if it was if you jumped Okay, so uh, maybe creeper should stay off the menu. Okay now villagers I don't know why but like I think villagers would just taste bad, but I'm going in cuz I'm hungry. Oh Really you need an emerald spoon. Ha ha ha very funny Maybe maybe we don't have to go mining for emeralds. Like we could find a village and get emeralds or we could...

find this shop that was definitely not here before. Where were you earlier when I was asking for a convenient shop to be placed? Oh, restaurant. So it's not a shop, it's a restaurant? Whoa, whoa, we got some customers. OK, wait, this is looking...

Yes, sir. Do not tell the chef.

So, Noob is not going to let us just take his emerald spoons. But what if we use some of the abilities earlier, maybe from like the Enderman? Come here, come here. See, it wasn't that bad, right? We have the ender steak. Now remember, the abilities don't last forever. So we gotta time this, okay?

I need to make sure that I don't eat the ender steak until we're ready to teleport inside, steal the emerald spoon and then TP out so chef noob He's with some of the customers at the table. Now. We eat the under steak and Then oh, okay Now we're gonna warp in Oh Oh beautiful right here. Yeah gobble this up dude's got spoons for days wait

There's a giant spoon wait. Where's the spoon? Oh? Oh wait that's the giant spoon I thought that was a chimney dude when this thing is huge hey hey hey hey listen listen listen nothing to see her do nothing to see her go go go go go go he knows we took the spoon but he can't catch us we're too fast all of that just so I could eat this villager who I know is going to taste like a rubber. If you give me fruit poisoning,

I promise the Fire Nation will sue.

I'm gonna crack you open, buddy.

Eh.

Oh!

Wait, no way, he's cake! Cake or fake, ladies and gentlemen, I think it's cake! Oh my gosh, it's literally his head. Why is it literally like part of his head? Okay, here goes goes there goes nothing. Yeah, if it's your birthday, happy birthday

Got you a villager cake This is how villagers see the world everything is just emeralds dude being a villager is kind of doo-doo I'm not gonna lie. I told you guys they would taste bad We'd have everything like if the world looks like this when you're a villager. What does my inventory look like? Oh my gosh, I have trades? Wait, I can trade myself?

And the trades are insane. A netherite sword with every enchant you can imagine?

No.

Do they have everything?

They have everything.

I knew villagers were always greedy, man. I knew they had better trades. Wait, do I have emeralds? I don't even know where my emeralds are. Do I have this? Could I... Oh! Oh! 64 netherite swords. That's a deal. Oh, it's running out. It's running out.

This is... this is crazy, dude. I mean, man, that was just from a villain. Just imagine what else we're going to be eating today. Mmm. Okay, now we're that the chicken is going to give me chicken. I don't know. Maybe a chicken leg, maybe a chicken nugget, a chicken tender, I don't know.

Oh, it's the whole chicken.

Bro, it's the whole thing. His feathers aren't even plucked. Listen, listen, listen, buddy. You are so cute, but I think because the cuter you are, the tastier you are. Get inside my belly. I don't feel bad. No regrets Oh my gosh, bro, if only my wife Brianna could see me now she'd be like look how cute you are and then I'm

Does that mean am I literally on literally just egging oh Sorry didn't know my eggs were deadly. It's like a shotgun.

Boom.

Now this is what we call like dangerous from behind. Note to self, never anger chickens in Minecraft. Oh dude, now a slime. I'm thinking like this is gonna be like jello

or like pudding.

I knew it. I knew it. Yep, I knew it. I'm gonna have to do a noob again just to get the bedrock spoon. I don't think the same trick is gonna work twice on noob. I think if we go around back, wasn't there doors? I'm literally just gonna go in this way. Okay, I'm opening, I'm going in, I'm going in.

The coast is clear. I'm just looking up just in case. Nowhere to be found. Oh, easy peasy. Give me that bedrock spoon!

What?!

There's no way you made a trap. Noob is not this smart. What are you gonna do with me? Stop stealing my spoons. Dude, I just wanna borrow them, okay? All I wanna do is borrow them. Is there anything that I can do to get that bedrock spoon?

Please. I do have a... Dream? Does he mean dream? I want to make an ultimate recipe. Okay, I think I can help with this. I just need a suspicious stew to complete it. Oh dude, okay. Let me out and I will get you your suspicious stew. Yes, really.

Yes, I know, tough negotiation. Promise, pinky promise, okay? There's only one way you can get it though. What do you mean? You need to go to the mushroom biome. Okay, I mean I can do that. Deal's a deal. Okay, I'll be right back. I'll be right back, buddy. Okay, don't go anywhere. Oh, you, well, you literally can't go anywhere. Okay, Fire Nation, now where the heck is this mushroom bi cow? Oh, wrong cow. Sorry.

Okay, I'll go to this other one then. I'll go to the red moosereep cow.

What?

What am I doing wrong? I might need to look this up again. It's been a long time, guys. What the heck is... Why did I just hear something terrifying? Like some giant footsteps.

Okay, listen.

Don't hurt me. Whatever you do, do not hurt me. Wait, he said milk me?

Brother, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm getting mixed signals right now. He's telling me to milk him, but it looks like he's also trying to kill me. I loaded up on Creeper Pizza before this, just in case we run into a boss fight. I always got prepared.

Step aside, boys. It's about to get explosive okay I'm going in I'm going in we gotta like drop some of these little mini creepers and then we got to get out before he drops on us run run run run run he's about to do is like a little smash move yeah yeah I see that thing we got a dodge oh he's got a half HP come on come on come on we can't die here boys not like this not like this I'm not gonna die to a little mushroom cow

okay he's dead he's dead he's dead, he's dead, he's dead. Okay, whatever you do, remember, we learned this. Do not jump, do not move. Just wait for the food to wear off.

Bam! Oh!

I was thinking, like, how crazy would it be if he dropped the exact item we needed, and he did! Ladies and gentlemen, suspicious stew acquired and it was from the mushroom biome. Technically it's from the Mushroom King, but it was in the mushroom biome. Okay, noob. I have made it back with literally two hearts. I almost died getting this stew.

No way. Yeah, yeah. You just, yes. You just gotta keep punching, okay? Any day now. Okay, thank you. Okay, noob. Here. Got's a deal, right? Yes, sir, yes, sir, let me see that. Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you, sir, thank you, sir.

You know, your hat's kind of on crooked, by the way. I, you know what, somebody else will fix that. He'll eventually figure that out. We gotta get over our fear here, okay? You know what, sometimes you literally I'm eating goo. It's massive. This is the biggest food we've ever seen. It's like a slime cake Wait, is this not the food?

Tacos bro, I'm eating slacos slime tacos. I don't I don't know I don't want to eat a slaco a slimy taco It sounds disgusting, but here goes nothing Slimey yet satisfying. What? Okay, we're rolling. My hands are off the keyboard.

I'm literally rolling and I'm becoming bigger. I'm absorbing everything in my path. We are now large and in charge. I am a literal death ball. Oh, cows, get out the way. Cows, get out the way.

Oh, cow, I'm so sorry. Oh, no, no, run away horses run horses run I can't be stopped. I can't even stop myself. I'm a monster I'm a little monster with great power comes great responsibility. Oh Dear, oh my god Okay. Oh, no, we're going down. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Whoa

Well, if we ever need to literally eat the world, we know what mob to eat. Oh my god I'm moving on to the warden now, which I I can even begin to guess. I'm just gonna go in. I'm...

The rainbow spooders need it. Really? Really? Okay, I'm going in. I'm going in. See, sometimes you ask for forgiveness, not permission. Just don't tell Noob, okay? He's not even in here. He's not even here. He's gone. And this time, okay, no pressure plate to trap us. All right. I don't know where he is, but I think the coast is clear.

Oh, whoa, what is this?

No way you're in another trap. Okay, this is getting ridiculous. You can't just keep trapping yourself. Okay, you know what, Noob? Listen, yes, I can. Listen, I'm gonna go get somebody to help, okay?

I'm gonna go get the fire department, okay? Just stay right there. And whatever you do just it What you have creative mode What okay Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Yes. I do want that rainbow spoon. Oh, no You need something else for your ultimate recipe. Okay. What is it? What is it? What is it? Just please, just something normal, okay? I don't wanna go defeat another boss.

Totem of Undying? Do you know how rare those are, noob? Well, they're really rare. Yes, I know I can get one from the mansion, but it's a lot of work, and I don't even know where a mansion is. Go get your totem of undying. Is it me or does this seem a little bit different?

I can't quite put my spoon on it, but it feels a little different. What is this? Is that a hole? Holy moly, that's a hole. A totem is at bottom? This is very convenient, but it almost seems too convenient. It's a... Oh, it's a dropper.

No, don't worry, guys. I'm a dropper. No, don't worry guys. I'm a professional. Okay, I've been doing these for over 10 years. I've got this. Watch it. One try, one try, one try. Two tries, two tries, three tries. Okay, three tries.

Okay, wait, that wouldn't count. Four tries. Watch it, watch it, watch it. Watch and learn, boys, watch and learn. You're about to witness greatness. OK, and... So the water's in the middle, OK, OK, five tries. I can do this, no, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.

I think this is actually possible.

No matter what direction you go in,

you can't make it back to the middle to land in the water. Unless, unless we eat a mob and we get an ability that will help us. Now, are there any mobs around that we can gobble up I just imagine if there was like a mob that we could eat. That's like conveniently in the corner Winner winner chicken dinner. Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that. Just give me it. Oh, okay, okay? Just editor cover up the eyes so we don't have to see this I'm sorry. It needs to be done. Okay. we got like what a minute. We gotta do this quick

See now that we're a chicken we can levitate. We shouldn't take any fall damage speed it up We got this ten seconds left. We got a lane on the wall. It's right there. It's right there Come on, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, and it's out BAM Why did we come down here for again? Oh yeah, yeah, the totem of a dying. Okay, wait, is there actually a totem? Just, uh.

Phew.

See, for a second there, I thought something bad was gonna happen. I've watched too many movies. Uh, but now, oh, how do we get out of here? I didn't think through that. Did you just hear what I just heard?

Ah, shoot, here we go again. Oh, boost.

Ooh.

Okay, these ingredients are getting ridiculous. Noob, you better appreciate this. Noob, no, I'm right here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got your totem, I got your totem, bro.

Deal's a deal, okay?

Now, give me that rainbow spoon right now. Oh, it's beautiful. Oh, dude. I've never seen something quite like this. Okay, now we can finally go gobble the warden and see what the heck he's gonna give us. Oh, dude, we only got a couple of mobs left, dude. Okay, we got the warden and the ender dragon, but we're starting with the warden. Okay, warden, maybe give me some like, give me like something five-star. Something delicious. French fries. Anything. Something not weird.

Where's the noodles? I don't see any noodles.

Bro, it's still alive.

Here goes nothing. Bottom's up, boys!

I literally, I've got so much HP. Wait, can I blast like the warden? No, no, can I can I do anything as you can I do? Oh, I can jump. Oh

Oh

Oh, okay, this is a little wild See, I've never seen the warden do this. Oh, hello there little. I gotta test this out on like a oh my gosh I just killed the chicken from all the way over here I think I did. Look how far this thing reaches. Watch this watch this. Boom. Death everywhere. It went through the dirt blocks and killed the pig. Oh is this? Do I have warden vision? Oh my gosh. wait look you can see the mobs are like lighting up. It's like a light show That's just all we see I've just seen the living things. Oh, especially you right there Pigsley

skibam

But like low-key being a warren's got sick, huh like this midnight snack. Yeah, oh No, I'm normal again. Yeah, I'll just like low-key though like that was sick. Oh, it's nighttime wait So does that mean that was a midnight snack? Okay, well, it wasn't that funny, I'm sorry. Dude, now we have the biggest meal ever, okay? This is not a happy meal, this is a dragon meal.

Like, where do I start? Like, ooh, deep fry those wings, maybe fry that little tail. Honestly, I'd be fine with a foot. Okay, we're not gonna get into details. Let's do it. Three, two, one!

Oh, my gosh.

Need comically large spoon to open.

Hmm, I wonder where that is.

I just can't, I don't know. I just can't figure out where it might be, you know? Dude, okay, to get this, Noob is gonna make me, like, give my first born child for this thing. Sir, may I please borrow your comically large spoon?

Yes, yes, yes.

The big one right over there. Yes, yes. I'm not, you know, that... Oh, did you just pick that up in one go? Huh? Bro, that thing must weigh like a million pounds.

Just remember, it's really low durability, so don't hit...

You... Durability, so don't hit.

You, you were just saying it's low durability, don't hit anything, and then you break it. I'm trying not to lose my shrimp. I needed that. Sorry isn't going to cut it. Where am I going to get another comically large spoon? You're telling me you know where another one is?

Okay, well, where is it? And what am I going to have to do this time? Bro's always sending me on side quests, taking me away from the main quest. Okay, yeah, oh yeah, what? What are you looking at? Oh, you want me to look up?

What? Was that always there? Was there always a giant spoon stuck in the moon? You left that one there, and you didn't think that you should maybe like, you know, take it back before we break the moon? Well, like what? Like the next thing Noobstudda tell me, like I got a spaceship or something like that that we can take to get to it.

Oh.

Really? You actually have a ship. Okay, nothing surprises me anymore. I mean, it's our only option. Dude, every kid obviously wanted to be an astronaut at some point in time, so they could collect a giant spoon. Oh, wait, no, no. Hold on, hold on.

Is this supposed to happen?

Are we at the moon? We have made it to the moon. I don't see a spoon. I... Oh, okay. Oh my gosh. Come here.

Comically large food? Oh, you know, when you're holding it, it doesn't seem as big. That was honestly, that was so easy. Again, I thought something bad was gonna happen. Oh no. Intruder alert.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.

We got lasers and we got, what are these, like alien zombies? Bro, good thing I always pack a little bit of instant noodles. Come on, Warden, this is when I need you get ready to clutch up boys boom dude these poor aliens You guys are cooked. Oh, okay. Wait. Whoa. Hold on be careful. We need to dodge these lasers here. Okay now listen How do we get past this? I can't get past him as the warden. I'm way too big

I did it we can't if we can't warden our way through we can roll through baby I'm rolling in rolling through the lasers. Okay. There's the spaceship. Okay now. Oh, we have to be careful here. Okay? Okay, the timing here is everything we got to get in the spaceship BAM. Oh My gosh, bro, do not ask questions. I don't know how this is working. But Houston get me home Oh, you do not believe what just happened. I got the giant spoon, but literally I almost died I went through literally the craziest things to get this.

What? You had another one the entire... Turns out I had an extra few. Oh, but you're so lucky I don't just spoon you right now. What? Oh, a few extra.

Yeah, how about like an entire chest worth of extra? If I wasn't so hungry, I would spoon you. But I'm going to eat my last meal.

This is it, baby.

The moment we've all been waiting for. And what food will we get from the Ender Dragon? It's... It's, uh...

It's, uh...

It's, uh...

Oh, oh!

What the heck?

It's, no, it's Ender Dragon sushi. Dude, I thought it was a Pop-Tart for a second. It's so beautiful, wait a second.

Oh, it's huge.

Oh my gosh, dude. Okay, this, this is a meal fit for a king. I think I'm a king, baby, let's dig in.

Oh.

Now, if you've ever wondered what I would look like as an ender dragon, you're welcome. Wait, can we fly? We can fly, dude. Check it out, dude, check it out. Okay, what do we got?

We got like ender breath?

Yeah.

Oh wait, dude, this is way better than regular like dragon breath. It's destroying the blocks. Wait, it's destroying the blocks.

Hmm.

Call me the food or health inspector because I know a restaurant that needs to be shut down.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Yes, sir! Noob, I'm so sorry. It has to be this way. I told you I'd get my sweet revenge.

Boom! Bro, it's lagging so bad. Never again! I told you I'd get my sweet revenge

It's lagging so bad never again

Never again, ladies and gentlemen fire nation. I hope you enjoyed this video Please click either one of them and please cue the outro music before he opens up another restaurant because new should never be allowed Goodbye. ♪ Fire Nation goodbye ♪ ♪ Hold that W high till the next time ♪ Never again, ladies and gentlemen fire nation. I hope you enjoyed this video Please click either one of them and please cue the outro music before he opens up another restaurant because new should never be allowed Goodbye. ♪ Fire Nation goodbye ♪ ♪ Hold that W high till the next time ♪ ♪ Fire Nation goodbye ♪