I Used GLITCHES To Troll TOXIC PLAYERS in 99 Nights in the Forest!

Today in 99 Nights in the Forest, these two toxic guys trapped me in a cage. But I used broken glitches to escape and get my revenge. Yeah, he's bad for business. He's too skinny, he needs some protein powder, broski. Hey, what the? I am not.

What are you saying about me?

No, no, wait, what the?

Hey, hey, hey, what is this?

Wait, what?

They put me in a cage. They put me in a freaking cage. Hey, we got him. Why? For what reason? Hey, we got you bro ski. We got him, got him.

He he he, oh, what?

You need more protein on them skinny bones. Listen, pal, we have a spefic, spefic, okay, specific plan you see. We're making it to day 99, you hear? And I can't help, why exactly do I have to be in the cage, man? You ain't exactly part of the plan, buddy.

Little bro need to work out to get jacked like me. I'm plenty jacked. The heck is wrong with you guys? Yeah, how about you do some sit-ups in there or something? We're gonna go to 99 nights without you. Skinny boy.

Oh, okay, that's just rude. That wasn't necessary to say. How's about you do some cardio and get the hell out of the game? Okay, all right. You know what, guys?

Actually, they can't hold me in this cage. I can actually glitch out of here. Look at them, they want me to leave. Oh, I ain't leaving the game at least, but I will be leaving this cage. Scram! This kid has no friends? Why? Ha ha, he's laughing at me. I was literally just trying to help.

I've only been a nice, good teammate. All right, wait, wait, they're going somewhere right now? They're kind of walking off right now. This could be my opportunity, guys. I can glitch out of this cage. I'm not gonna be, I don't know where they went.

I'm gonna run off, I'm gonna run off. Ooh, they're gonna be like, ooh, where'd he go? Oh, that just worked. Uh-oh, get in the tree, get in the tree, get in the tree quick guys, quick. Oh, I gotta get in the tree, get in the tree, we cut it down. Oh, look, look, look, there. Are they getting chased right now? Dude, they're about to see that I'm not

in the base right now. Oh, oh, oh, look at him, look at him. They're like, hee hee hee hee hee hee.

Oh, they're talking about I'm still here. Oh my gosh, this is a perfect opportunity. Lol, they're laughing. Okay, okay, guys, I think my plan is I'm gonna use glitches to absolutely destroy them. They wanna get to day 100, guess what? We can use glitches to save the kids before they can

and they're gonna have no idea what's going on. Oh boy, okay, hang on. I'm gonna take an opportunity right now while they're not looking. Let's make sure we get to Dino Kid before they do. Which way is he? 296 meters this way.

Okay, go, go, go, go.

He was too fragile physically and mentally. That's right. Okay, guys, first glitch, we're gonna go save Dino Kid. We're gonna beat them to it. All right, watch this, guys. Get them all to chase me around like this. I took one look at that kid and knew he was nothing, but a snot-nosed little baby. We're better off without you, you know?

They think I'm gone. Why are they talking about me like this? He probably had no GF. Dang, they're ripping me up. Okay, slashy dance two and, oh, yes, yes, yes, we did, we did the first glitch. Let's come back out now. And now we got to glitch out. Oh, okay. We're back out.

Perfect. Whoa, there's a dog's head. Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

Oh my gosh. I wonder how long Gritty will be able to do this before they realize that I'm still here. Okay. First kid saved and he's with me. All right. really good weapon. And so another glitch I want to do is there is a way to actually make the revolver full auto. So first of all, we're going to have to get a revolver

and then I can show you guys that glitch. Also, we got to go figure out where a Kraken kid is going to be so we can save him too. Let's see if we can get a revolver. Oh, that's a leather armor I already have better than that. insanely fast when you guys see what I can do. Dude, I should honestly take the fuel canisters and just hide these, just to drive them crazy. Just to make them like lose their minds

looking for fuel for the base. Oh, oh, a revolver, a revolver, yes, yes, yes. Yo, guys, look. Okay, now that I got this revolver, oh, you know what? I got a perfect idea of how I can show you guys how this is gonna work. I need to do that anyway, because I'm about to get attacked tonight by the deer. Okay, let's get in the tree. Guys, check this out. So if you really quickly swap back and forth

between your gun when you're shooting the revolver, you can like cancel the recharge delay. And watch this. Oh, they already killed the guys. Hang on, you see that rabbit over there? Check this out.

Oh my God! Half a second there. That was crazy. We have the full auto revolver. Okay, now we're gonna be in no danger in these woods because I can just instantly destroy anything I run into. Okay, I got dino kit. Oh, I'm not gonna be able to see where the next kid is. I have to find him by just running around. That's okay, that's okay.

We can do that. We gotta find a koala kid on our own. You see this, you see this cultist right here? Check this guy out. Holy, oh, he has one, he's got one HP left. Let's just give him one. This guy right here. Hey, hey, come here. Oh my gosh, it's crazy.

I'm already like almost out of ammo. I need to get so much more ammo for the revolver. That's an insane glitch, guys. Okay, okay, let's keep looking for Kraken Kid around here I don't think you can rapid-fire the rifle unfortunately we did find that but uh because it only has one bullet You can't like reload cancel whatever to get infinite fire rate. That would be crazy. Um, okay. I'm hiding in a tree right now There's so many dogs beneath me. Wait, what were they saying to me?

Lives in his parents basement. He needs to hit the gym like a real man broski We need to start looking for some kids, you know, bro ski. What? Oh, they are trying to get to day 99. They're gonna want to start getting that multiplier up. Oh, they're in for a rude surprise when they go to try to save Dino Kid, man.

Crap, you're right.

He is right. Hmm, they better go save Dino Kid. He's like, all right, I'm on it. I miss skinny bro, he was entertainment. We need them. Oh, yes, yes, we found a Kraken Kid. Right, Blake? All we need are some honeys.

Whoa, what?

Oh, here are the alpha wolves. Okay, lead them off.

Ah! What?

There's like eight on me right now. Oh my goodness, that's too many. Leave me alone! They're like going faster because they're like freaking riding on each other. Oh my gosh, you're a gosh darn genius.

Oh, he's like, yes, you're right. We do just need some honeys. Oh, they're going to be real surprised. They're getting no honeys. They're getting only death when I'm done with them. Okay, let's glitch, they're heading over to Dino Kid, right? Dino Kid was like right next to Kraken Kid. Let's see this. Can they over here right now?

Oh, there's one. Wait, wait, there he is. Which one is that? Is that Blake or Brody? I forget who's who. He's like west.

Fire reached 100%. The map has grown bigger. I think they might be waiting until day to continue this. He's down there. Hey, Brody. Hang on, I gotta get somewhere a little bit safer. I'm like, I'm getting attacked right now. There's no trees for me to stand in. Look at the deer right there, man. The deer's trying to get to him.

There ain't a kid.

Did the deer get him? Hmm, good question. What happened to him? Where'd he go? I don't. Erm. Erm. Well that's weird. I think they got eaten then. I think the server is glitched. All the gets are not here.

Like my XGF. Kids. Oh, okay. So, uh, you and Jodie, whatever happened there? Wait, what are we even talking about? She left me because I'm too big, bro-tacho.

I wipe my tears with protein powder. Damn. Dun, dun, dun, dun. Hang on, can I get some instantly cooked food if I use this wildfire on this wolf? Oh, it worked, I'm a genius! I saw a Kraken kid over there, so let's try saving him.

He's just changing the subject. Oh, wait, I'm right in front of this. Oh, uh-oh, move this rock, actually. Bro, if they don't figure out I'm still alive soon, I'm gonna have to actually just show them that I'm here, and I'm the one saving the kids.

Okay, big bro.

Oh, what?

Oh, oh, there they are, there they are. They notice that there's only one wolf. Maybe they're being a little suspicious about that. Oh, they're. Eh Brody. Where is he? Where's who? Wait a minute Brody. It's the guy My brain is too small for this. Well, that's definitely true. I 100% his brain is too small for most things I think. Brody the guy who we trapped he didn't leave! The guy? What guy? He escaped!

Call me Houdini the way I be escaping. Skinny! You guys looking for these kids? He's like shut up. No no no step outside look Oh, he's coming this way. He's coming this way go go go go run run run. You'll never get that for me Michael You mother clucker you what? Oh, there's the volcano good to know where that is for the future his name is skinny boy when we find you You're going back in the cage. This one's gonna be so small. you're gonna say the old one was the Hilton they're gonna feed me milk we're feeding you milk what are you talking about strengthening those skinny bones what the heck big bro who's

Hilton are you cheating on our bromance Blake our bromance that's a hotel I was alive the whole time he's like yeah, yeah, we figured. Oh, okay. And you think you're gonna put me back in a cage, huh? Skinny boy. Oh, I got a cage picked out for them guys. They don't know it, but I know a secret spot I can glitch into

and put them in as a permanent cage. We're gonna cage you. Oh, you have no idea what you're in for. Okay guys, there is a secret room that we can glitch into at the Coltis Stronghold that if I can get one of them, I can trap him in there and there's no way he would ever be able to figure out how to leave.

But first we gotta get one of them killed so I can bring him in there. So we gotta figure out a way to kill one of these guys with a smaller cage since our last cage was too big for your skinny body. What? He's like, I slipped through the bars. Okay, well that wasn't how I got out, okay? I just want to be clear about this.

I'm normal sized and I don't have chicken legs, okay? I am in fact not too skinny of a little guy who slipped through the bars. Ooh, is this the cultist stronghold? This is perfect. This is the little room we need there, we can glitch into that window and drop off a body in there.

Okay, so now we just gotta figure out how we could get this guy killed. I wonder if I could get him killed, if I could run him through the lava zone. How you escape then, other than your skinny body, you're skinny and a liar.

This new one's gonna be so small Cry, that's evil, they're making mice cry now. No, I like Mickey Mouse. Yeah, well Mickey didn't do nothing wrong, unlike this kid. I did nothing neither for the record. Yes, Brody's so happy, yay, we don't have to put Mickey Mouse in a cage.

Liar, don't you get smart with me. Okay, hang on, we gotta get one of these guys killed now. Let's see, here, let me come back around, let me come right over here. I see you, Michael. Oh yeah? You guys looking for these little fellas? The kid!

Oh, go, go, go, go, go!

Come with me, come with me!

I don't really have a plan, I don't know where we're gonna be going. Maybe I'm just gonna walk in the lava or something, I don't know. the rain and the thunder, never! You make me depressed with your skinny body, what? Go, go, go, scorpions, quick, attack this guy! What are these scorpions good for?

Get him, Blake, get him!

Woo!

There's that, here they, these guys at.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes,

they're aggroing to him, they're aggroing to him! He's like, drop the kid! Stay right there kids, bye. Yes, yes, he went up there to try to get him. Yes, go back up there.

Grab him, grab him, grab him, grab him.

Woo, woo, woo, woo.

Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Can I kill these guys real quick? There's one, oh, I'm blown out. They're actually about to kill me too. Okay, hold on, I just gotta get this one. Well, there's one over there, Fusing children, fusing them as bait to get them killed. He's like, this guy's freaking out of his mind.

You skinny monster. Okay, now that I got him, I gotta take him to the, I gotta take him to the cultist base. Michael, listen to me and you listen close, you sick freak. You're going down, and I don't mean just down. Oh, I'm going the wrong way for the cultist base.

You're going down, down. You ain't seen the pearly gates pal. They don't open for freaks like you. I have done nothing. Everything I have done is in self-defense. I'm talking the 18 double hockey sticks. Yeah, I kind of was getting that. I was getting that energy from him.

Okay, hang on. Give me this window real quick. Check this out guys. This is the special cage just for the, oh yes! This is the special cage just for this guy. Oh, I thought you meant the ground, like the dirt.

Brody, he's taking me somewhere. If you want to see your friend again, come to Cultist Base. All right, drop his body in here. Whoa. Hey, like Disneyland, you seem excited.

What? Brody, he's put me in his freaky-eyed dungeon. Welcome to your new cake cage. Hey, I'm going gonna starve in here. Hang on, let me revive him and then get out of here. Welcome back. This ain't no Disneyland, Brody.

I'll be seeing you.

Never.

Oh, and I've glitched back out and just like that, you brought me back just so I can starve in here? Yes. Brody, come over. You're gonna miss the show as we watch this guy starving here? He doesn't know how to get out. He has no clue what to do. Brody, you better hurry.

Blake's probably getting hungry by now. He's like, I'm coming, I'm on my way. Oh, the deer is hungry tonight. Oh, he's trying to shoot, man. Oh, there's Brody. Brody, take a look.

Oh, hold on. You know, I'd love. Oh, uh-oh, the deer's there, he's gonna run. Oh, he got in a tree. Oh, this is so sad, man. The deer's trying to eat him. Blake's gonna starve to death in that cage.

They never should've crossed me. You monster, you live in your mom's basement. Your IQ is probably lower than me. Stay alive, fight! Brody, I'm dying here. Hang on, let's look at this. Oh, he starved in there. There ain't a crumb.

He starved in there.

I'll get the skinny weirdo his own medicine.

No!

All right, let's pick him up now. My blanky died, my bro-man, no! All right, we recovered the body though. Let's just, boom, and we're back out. Okay, Brody! Just the guy I wanted to see. He's like, no, get back here, you lanky demon. Hang on, come with me.

Oh, perfect, he's already following me.

Follow me!

He's like, I'm right behind me.

He's like, Brody, no.

Hee, hee, hee, hee.

I have Blake's body. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm right here. I'm going to get you, brother man. Come get him, come get him, hang on. Whoa, whoa. Wait Brody, I know what he's doing. Hey look, you want him? I'm gonna get you, brother man.

Whoa, whoa! There he went! Oh my God.

Brody bro sacrificed to the volcano. Oh, oh no guys, what happened? No! Michael, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. What? At least I'm dead with my blankie. We should have thrown you around

in that freaking volcano. Yep, you missed your chance. We're in heaven unlike you. Oh, I think it's time to go back to my base so that I can make it to night 99 without them. Listen, pal.

Yes, that volcano's gonna look like a freezer compared to where you're going? I'm gonna go to the gym unlike you couch potato, man Oh, hang on guys. Let me show you one last glitch real quick. Check out this This is a great glitch to utilize as well. You take someone into this corner. You can drop right outside the map Oh, I'm gonna starve to death eat those berries quick. Okay. I got those berries just in time. I just dropped them That wasn't what I meant to do.

Oh well, he's a hacker broski. Look at them, they're all the way down there man. Looks like you guys went down. Let's leave this skinny freak alone. Please do. My base now.

My base now. Well guys, my glitches were too powerful for them.