I Wanna Test The Game

I've been avoiding this game for over a year now because people say it's the most annoying rage bait obby ever I want to test the game All right easy normal black sir, I'll play normal Here's my logic if Jangji the dumbest and worst gamer I've ever been paired up with if he can beat this game is a hundred percent chance I can all right, so I gotta begin by learning some Chinese

skill to play this game. I just learned some Chinese and there's no shift lock in this game. So you kind of, you have to like run around like that. That's already going to be hard.

Yabba.

Oh! All right, so it's one of those games where everything is, it's a troll lobby. Yabba, yabba. Oh, all right, I saw you. All right, that guy spoiled it. I think I have to jump around these.

Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo. Oh my God, ow. All right, check this out. Wait, which one was it? Was it, ah, oh, what just touched me? Don't touch me. Oh, it's that

What was I supposed to do that's a laser what am I supposed to do? All right check this out? Yeah Wait, oh no, it's close though. Oh, that's what you're supposed to. I think you jump up the boy the laser. All right, check this out Yeah, bah, god damn it. That's a cool-looking hit icon. I Don't need your head. Why do you cover? It was running away from me. I didn't even touch that Nailed it. Oh Ah, nil. Uh oh. Ah!

Ah! Oh, okay. I thought there would be some type of trick there. Save! Save now! Whoa! Why do I have weapons? Alright, lava checkers. Whoa!

Okay, nothing happened there.

Woo! Ah!

Alright.

No! Why am I all the way back here?

What?

All right.

Okay, so I don't know why it didn't save.

God! Okay.

All right, look. Computer virus. I don't know why it didn't save. AHHHHH! God! Okay. Alright, look. Computer virus. I just got a computer virus. Thank you. Okay, yeah, save this time. Okay, I'm gonna assume that it

saved. It just had to stand there.

Yabba!

Oh!

Look what I did! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

Non!

Non!

Alright, very funny.

Dude, I don't want to sit through your K-pop song. How do you- is this just unskippable every time I die from this Oh my god, why am I back here I save All right, you have to press Z? Yeah, sure. Whatever.

I know it says it right there, but no one ever reads this. Dude, if that happens to me again and plays that stupid cutscene...

You must die! Oh! God, I'm literally better off rejoining!

Haha.

I bet that was a lot faster.

Load up!

There's no assets to load! They do this to punish you for figuring out the system like I did. F*** this game. I hate this game.

Yabba, yabba! You never see me again! All right, I'm going to go take a piss. This game this I hate this game All right, I'm gonna go take a piss

I'm glad they give you an opportunity to take a break really cool game. you got here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa! All right, please don't screw this up. Please don't screw this up. Please don't screw this up. Please don't screw this up.

Bank.

Oh my God!

Like, I'm gonna watch a Flamingo video. I'm gonna watch a Flamingo video for all I care This is what they want you to do when that pops up by the way, that's actually so I'm genuinely so mad Yabba, yabba All right, check this out. Whoa, I'm gonna do it. Whoa All right, and we're back After that commercial break. Yeah, thanks for good. Just give me an ad.

So at least something comes out of it, you know?

Whoa!

Oh, I'm so nervous for this part.

Yeah, but.

Oh, I did it! Oh, I know it's gonna troll me.

♪ Never seen it coming, no. ♪

Fuck this game, dude. Oh, now it's gonna take three minutes to load assets of a classic environment. It takes three minutes to load circle studs and decals. Flat images. I hate you.

Stupid game.

I love K-pop and I love K-pop and I love this game. What does that do? I WASN'T F***ING TOUCHING IT! How far away from it do you have to be? I f***ing hate your song, bro. Last surprise. Oh, comments aren't turned off. I was about to leave the-

Hey, hey, you can't escape this dislike, Lin. Stupid song made by a stupid person. If your daddy made that song, tell him I said that to you. That's your daddy's voice. Okay, I'm so sorry about your daddy who wrote that song if that was your daddy Tom. I said sorry daddy All right relaxing use your weapons to defeat enemies. Oh, I'll be killer. I don't need a weapon

Whoops I don't want that I don't want to hurt these things. I'm going this way Yeah, I'm going this way yeah I'm going oh that's fine Google it's pointless to kill those things oops oh they're following me they're following me. They're following me. There's gonna be something bad here. There's gonna be something bad. Whoa Whoa, whoa Oh

No Why would they do that to me I'm falling for all the tricks this sucks

this

stupid game sucks

What? Whatever. They shouldn't follow me that far This stupid game sucks. Why?

Whatever.

They shouldn't follow me that far.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

All right, make that thing fall. Yabba.

Yabba. Ooh, whoa. Ah! Is there another one? Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Is there another one?

I'm scared.

F*** you!

There's no way over that. This game's stupid and made by a stupid person. didn't touch it by the way there I think I could jump around it. Touch, touch. Okay, then what? What would I do then? F*** you.

Okay, you're dead. What would I do then?

F*** you

Okay, yeah teleport to me LE EPIC I DON'T WANT THAT I DON'T WANNA DO IT AGAIN I don't know what to do. Oh, if I stand there too long, so I have to do it in a hurry. Hey guys, I'm really sorry about the rotten mood I'm in. Ah, go away. Please no more tricks.

Please no more tricks after I jump around it. I love to see super little things die. Okay, I'm not going to bother with them. Look at the guy in the chat. Why the hell did it not save? This guy doesn't know that you have to press Z to make it save.

God bro. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh! All right, I'm waiting for it to, dude, to do its thing five times. I don't want this in my hand. Two. I hope I got right.

All right.

One, two. Three, four. Ah! I'm gonna punch myself in the head!

Ahh! One, two. God. I'm gonna punch myself in the head. I'm gonna punch myself in the head. I'm gonna punch myself in the head.

I'm gonna punch myself in the head. one

oh my god oh my god oh my god yeah I did it! The Lapa jumps just hit different mentally. And making you angry. I hate you guys, I hate you guys. Ha ha, obby ball. Obby ball. I have an idea, I just came up with an idea. Auto clicker!

Let's see if this kills you faster. Ha ha, nub. And I get your soul. Alright, what do you got in here?

I am.

Whatever.

Alright, we're going on an adventure. You and me, buddy! Where'd you go?

Oh!

Do you love God?

Yes.

Bloxigtars cannot be parried.

I don't even know what parry is, so... I don't even know who he is!

Alright, check this out.

Yabba!

Yabba! Wha! Wha! Yabba! Yabba! Yabba. Yabba.

WHAA!

WHAA!

Why'd that happen? All right, check this out.

Hello?

Ah, noob. Wait, don't leave without me! Oh, God, what do I do about these?

AHHHH! AHHHH! Uh-huh. No, wait, don't leave without me! Oh god, what do I do about these? AHHHHH!

AHH!

No, I don't- Excuse me? Yabba.

Yabba.

Where's it taking me? Where are you taking me? LUL! Epic troll! Where do I go then? Oh, I think I just go on that and then jump. Okay, I see you win this round. All right, now we wait.

Come on.

Oh, there's gonna be another troll. That's gonna be another troll.

It can't be that easy.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't know why that scared me. There's gonna be another troll, it can't be that easy. Ah! Oh my God! Oh my God, I don't know why that scared me. So do I jump there, then jump back, then jump back? Oh no!

It's so fast. I'm just glad I don't have to listen to that stupid song anymore, that song was like really really upsetting me. Oh my it's too quick man I think I'll just wait for those to go but what if it just sails without me Hey, why did the spikes go off? Is it coming back? Well, I have nothing.

All right, just gotta do the jump really, really fast.

And I'm gonna be able to do it.

Look, look, look.

Look at that. I'm a genius.

It's not gonna come able to do it. Look, look, look. Look at that. I'm a genius. It's not gonna come back, is it? Okay, there's a button I can shoot from here.

Ah! Oh!

Ah!

I thought I was being smart. Okay. Oh, I made the right move by not touching that. I know there's something on this. I know there's like invisible walls or something. I've seen clips of this.

Ah!

Oh no! Oh my God, okay. All right, I'm gonna just try to jump around them.

Mm. Mm. Okay, alright, I'm gonna- I'm gonna just try to jump around them. Oh

My god, oh no, there's more! I was judging by my little soul thing over there where the lava would be. Dude, I really want to get past this. It would be humiliating. I would need to end my

My everything my life if Jake could beat this and I couldn't that's how little respect I have for that guy

Anything he can do if I can't do it. I don't belong on earth. Oh

My god, I forgot about that. Oh

My life flashed before my eyes through the walls are stressing me out

Cuz now my soul is on the other one. You know, you see what I mean? Oh my God, I'm doing really bad. Oh, what's gonna happen now though? What the f*** did I even do there? What?

Okay, what am I supposed to do? Okay, it explodes. There's nowhere I can jump. Where do I even go? I have to like Google that. That's impossible to know by yourself.

Okay, I Googled it and I was right. There isn't another thing in front of you that you have to magically know it's there. All right, I still got it this time, but the sole thing, it's not telling me where my lava wall is. Oops, I forgot about that.

That thing was really helpful to know where one of the lavas was. I'm stressed. All right, I should. Oh, my God, I'm stressed. All right, I should. Oh my God, I'm bad. Oh my God, I'm bad. No!

Bro, I'm never gonna get through this. Why isn't my soul thing there to tell me where I died? That's the only way I would be able to get through this.

Didn't touch it. Didn't touch it.

Oh, I made it past it.

Okay. Oh

My god, no Who watching this knew that that would happen? Who watching us knew that that would happen and didn't comment it to save me. Oh my god. I should have been more patient

Ah

I hate my life. Why nobody not a single person even commented it. This is nobish Pew! Nooooo! No, I wasn't shooting at it! Oh my god, I was shooting off the thing. I would have made that jump if I knew that thing was there. Oh my God, bro. All right, I actually, I really didn't need to lock it. I'm dying to the freaking, the spikes. I shouldn didn't need to lock it. I'm dying to the frigate, the spikes.

I shouldn't be dying to that. An hour into this one part.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Is there another one? Oh, okay. AHHHHH! AHHHHH! Oh my god, I'm so scared! I'm so scared of the billboard! OH MY GOD!

IT JUST TRIED TO SHOOT ME! Z! SAVE! DID IT SAVE? DID IT SAVE? OH MY GOD, IT DID! OH MY GOD! I am

the luckiest guy on earth!

Whoops. Woop.

Woop.

Go

away! Oh! I'm serious go away

I'm running. I'm running. I'm running

What do I do a cheap mini boss waits ahead There might be a way to fight him by sitting next to a tree. Don't bother using auto clickers. Is it this guy? Oh my God. No, he, he shot where I was jumping. Ah, I can hide behind here all I want.

Oh, no, I can hide behind here all I want. Oh, no I can't. All right, I don't know if that's something I had to do, but I did it. Okay, it wasn't, okay, that didn't do anything for me. Great. Oh, there might be a way to find my snacks at a tree.

Don't bother using auto clickers.

I hate you.

Do I go up here? Am I doing the right thing?

AHH!

Oh, a fish!

You will die.

No! I don't wanna fight a fish. Stop it! AHH! Hello? Yeah, there's nothing I can do there.

So you don't win and I don't lose. Google! Okay, my sources say I didn't stand next to the tree long enough.

I hate my life. I hate my life. I want to die. I want to die.

I want to die. All right, so we're just kind of sitting through this, if you're wondering. All right, let's go! Let's go as in the literal sense, not the, come on, yeah, let's go! Anyways, I'm gonna stand by this tree now. Woah!

Oh, I can save!

Oh, I think this is the final level! Oh, I'm screwed, I'm screwed! Dude, I've been dreading the boss fight. I know this is the boss fight. I'm scared. How do you parry again?

They said they want me to parry something. What? What is that even? Crouch? What's crouch?

Shift.

All right, I'm leaving my auto clicker on because I know there's a boss Wait, how do you crouch? Oh, yeah, I forgot

Whoops oh my god. This is actually gonna be so hard. Okay. I can do this. I can actually do this though. No.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Duck under that. Whoa. No, I walked off. I'm so stupid. Okay. I'm learning. It's my first time living too. If anyone ever gets mad at me, please understand that it is my first time living too. If anyone ever gets mad at me, please understand that it is my first time living too God damn it

Hello, okay, that's a'm so not locked in. I'm so not locked in. Look, every new move, I get a little bit better. Literally, if I can lock in for three minutes, I'll win. Oh no.

Okay.

I'm just learning the patterns I have to jump in and not panicking and this is all just formulas I have to memorize Which I'm bad at You dude, what do you do if he just fakes you out if he just runs up you go Like how am I supposed to know? He's not actually gonna gonna bite me? You know like you're a stupid untrained dog. What did- what would you have preferred me to do? Alright guys, I've been practicing for the past 30 minutes or so.

This is unbearably hard. I feel like I'm no closer than I was 30 minutes ago. I'm actually like freaking out. Alright. Oh, I'm doing a little bit better. Dude, I'm pressing it! Dude, that's my biggest gripe with the game.

That was actually like my best run so far. I was pressing the thing though. Ah It's annoying noob This is a lot of times you get you will get caught like that just okay so that means dude bro

damn it bro

bro this hitbox is huge that that uppercut, when he backs you in the corner, that one I'm having the most trouble on. Okay, so that means he's gonna...

Yeah, bro.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my God. Dude! The uppercut is so hard Damn I'm packing. Okay. I know what I'm doing wrong. I know what I'm doing wrong I keep backing up because I'm so scared of him when he does the uppercut We kind of have to just run towards him and jump over kinda oh

I'm doing it! That was really close. Oh no! I should have ran away. That's fine. Oh my god I'm learning I'm learning. Oh I'm so stupid It's fine. Oh, oh my god, that was really close Oh my god, I'm starting to get the hang of it. I know it! Dude, he's so low! Bro, my auto clicker is messing up. I'm turning it off.

Come on! WHAAAAAAAA!

He was literally zero health, he just spawned on me. He flung onto me. Oh my god. I have to beat him a second time now. I literally beat him. Why does he fling onto the thing I'm on? Okay, so I have to be at the middle. I don't know how good I felt thinking. Oh my god

I just beat it and then oh no, he jumps onto the thing that you're on

That's a late epic troll

He didn't even do the walk

Oh my god, all right

Okay, so if you get him to zero health, okay, he just jumps to that platform. ♪♪ Cool.

Well, now I know.

Hee-hee.

Water under the bridge. Now I know. All right, so it's been about, like, an hour and a half of trying this. I would have had it a little over an hour ago if he didn't decide to just go to that platform.

If I, if someone told me that. Let's have it on record, that was the last part. And I would have been done an hour and a half ago. Cause I'm so in my head now. And every moment that passes makes me more angry and anxious about screwing up.

All right. This is where we got to really lock in. Whoa!

Whoa!

Okay, it gave me a second chance there. Ah! Okay, this is my last chance, because you generally have no idea what I'm going to do to myself If I don't get it this time by the time he's on the middle or on his last hell I have to be on the middle platform, which will be a little bit All right, wait, I think it's here

I did it. Oh my god. Shoot your dead body. This is a crater of the game, but I'm shooting his dead body I don't mean that. Oh my god, please no more trolls I would have been done an hour and a half ago if I went to the middle platform Ah! Oh my god, will it kill me if I touch him? Well guys, I think we can all count that as a win. I think I'm gonna count that as a win. Alright guys, here's gameplay of just me. Alright. Oh look, I got the badge. Woo! I'm playing! Alright, I'm glad everyone...

F*** this stupid game. Give feedback. F*** this stupid game. Give feedback. Dumbass.