
I was the first person in line at the Apple store for the brand new iPhone 17 Pro Max. Let me explain. Last year I tried being first in line and that didn't happen. At least I still got my phone but it was close. Because Apple was making it way harder than it really needed to be, so this year I'm gonna make sure that that doesn't happen again.
I left my house four hours before opening thinking no one else would do that.
Wrong.
The parking lot was packed people were fighting so much the cops even had to show up There was even a group keeping their own list trying to enforce order even though the Apple employees didn't care Once they started lining everyone up in front of the Apple Store the employees started pulling people aside that had reservations
That means me. You don't have to wait. Okay, I'll be the friend you tell let me know so what you're gonna do you'll be in this line by yourself. Okay. So if you want to wait cool but you don't have to. I'll
just wait. All right then this will be you. And just like that I was the first person to get the just wait. All right then this will be you. And just like that I was the first person to get the iPhone 17. Honestly I didn't even need to come this early I just did it for the trolls. And to top it
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