I WENT TO A CAT SHOW

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Hey all you people!

Welcome back to another vlog! And we are going to be going to... None other than...

I just got my lashes done so I...

Oh, I should have to brush them. Crap, my lash girl is going to hate me so bad. I forgot to brush them this morning. We are going to be going to... I don't know. I don't know if I'm so I should have to brush them. Crap, my lash girl is gonna hate me so bad.

Forgot to brush them this morning. We are going to a cat show! And also, let me take these off, because you're probably like, why is your under eye so shiny? I have these things on,

I've had them on for like 10 minutes, and now they're dried up. Ooh, one fell. Looking like a glazed donut. I've been trying to get my skin to be really nice and shiny lately. So I've been liking these little iPad thingies, whatever.

Anyway, who remembers in the vlog when I put them on and I accidentally put on the paper for the iPads and not the actual iPads? Does anyone remember that? Are there multiple?

That was embarrassing.

Wow.

That was embarrassing. So I am going with none other than, okay, it's Ketchup, but he's inside, he's inside Dunkin' Donuts getting a snack because I'm freaking starving or hungry. But me and Ketchup are gonna go because he loves cats.

I wouldn't say more than I do because I don't think anyone loves cats more than I do, but he loves cats probably just as much as I do. And for anyone who doesn't know what a cat show is, it's not like the, do you know how they do like the Westminster dog shows and they like parade them around and stuff?

It's not like that, but it is kind of like the fanciness level of that, where like it's taken very serious and they have a judge up there and they put the cat on a table and all the cats are like behind them and they do one cat at a time

and the judge is like, okay, so this cat is very elongated tail. Like they go into like the whole description of like the breed and stuff. And honestly, it's just fun to see like these really cute, fancy cats.

So I'm excited. And it's a lot of just like old ladies and it's so wholesome and cute. So yeah, actually funny story. The last time that I went to one of these, I've gone to two of them like for my own fun, like just cause, and the last time that I went

was probably three years ago and I saw Quenlyn there. I saw Quen because it was when she did her vlog where her cat was in the show.

We turned it up.

We turned it up.

We turned it down. And I remember seeing her for like a second and I was like, oh my God, that's Quen. And then bitch, now I'm literally, me and Quen are like this, like that's my sister. And like, isn't that crazy?

It's so crazy how life works. But yeah, this is my first time going back since then. And I'm excited to see what kitties they have. And I'm just letting you know this in advance, my favorite cats in the whole freaking world are, okay, I don't even, kind of fake,

cause I'm saying that, but I don't even know how to say their name. It's like Abyssinian, Abyssinian cats. They are the cutest. In my opinion, they are like the cutest effing cat. They have a little tiny head and they have big ears and they look like a little deer and they have a tiny little nose.

Like they're just the cutest little freaking things and I love them so bad. So I'm very excited.

Let's go.

Fun fact, I actually, in this parking lot right here is where I learned how to drive a motorcycle. I took a Harley Davidson motorcycle,

what is it, training course?

I don't know.

Not a crash course.

Crash course.

No, it was like a two or three day thing and they taught you how to ride motorcycles. It was like you actually rode the motorcycles and then you had to do a written test. And then you got some little certificate that basically when you went to the DMV to go get your motorcycle license, you wouldn't have to like do the driving portion of it or something, I think, I don't remember, but I never ended up getting it. I never ended up getting the license. And honestly, if you put me on a motorcycle right now,

don't know if I'd remember how to turn it on.

So.

That would be the real crash course.

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and I saw some people wearing little cat ears, so should be fun. It should be a full house. Also, you would think these are easy to find, but I had to go digging to find this one. Like, me knowing that it was today, I still googled it, like the date and the time and the name and everything, and it still was like, it's hard to find.

They don't really advertise these, so it's like one of those things, if you know, you know. Holy, this guy's holding a cat over here. Oh my god. He's a holy he's huge He's a main food I think look at him he's a baby Is he allowed in here oh

Yeah, look we have free coloring book Uh oh, uh oh. Is he allowed in here? Oh yeah.

Look, we have free coloring book. I'm gonna take that one.

Which one you take?

I'm taking that one.

Okay.

Okay, so we got the cat show guide. Boom, what's happening at the cat show? Boom, may I touch the cats? I know it's very tempting to touch the show cats when they're being groomed, but we ask that you do not touch them. Okay. And then what do these ribbons mean? First, second, and third. Blue, red, yellow in the color

title. Okay, so blue's first, red's yellow. Red's yellow. Red is second, yellow is third. And then the best and second best is the black and white.

Okay.

Best champion or premier is blue. Oh, there's a lot. Okay, a lot to know. And then what's this? And this is just like about the, oh, these are all the different breeds

that we get to see today. Look, this is the one I was telling you about. These are my favorite ones. that we get to see today. Look, this is the one I was telling you about. These are my favorite ones. The Abyssinians. Oh, they're so cute. I hope they have some here.

There's all these fancy breeds that we're going to get to see. These are like the ones that Martin and Mandy have.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, let's go. Oh, wow. Look at these cat harnesses for sale. Interesting. Cat toys, look at these. Let's have a little look at the actual cats first

before we get distracted by what they're selling.

Let's see.

Hi, yeah, no problem.

There's no way.

Oh, my God, hi!

Aw, nice to meet you, your hair's so pretty. Thank you so much, thank you. You too, yeah, no problem.

Of course, all the baddies are at the house.

Yeah, I love your hair, you're making me miss mine. Thank you so much, I love your hair always. Thank you. Everything. Thank you. Take care. Thank you. You too. Oh my god. So I was actually wondering. I was like, I wonder if anyone here will know me. Okay. So the ones that are open, they're already getting shown. Where is everyone getting these cat ears?

Everyone has these cute little, like they must be giving them out for free or something. Oh yeah, they do. Should I ask? I want to ask at the front. I want to know. I would like a cat ear.

Would like a cat. Oh look at him.

Holy There's also a division that's like just normal house cats, which I think is funny. So I could have brought me So and Shy.

Hi! Thank you!

Yeah, where'd you get these ears? I was just looking for them. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm okay. I don't know. I'm gonna ask maybe they ran out

Are you sure oh my god, thank you

Thank you so much. That's so nice of you. Have a good day y'all. Oh

That was so nice of her. She gave me her ears

How they look? Okay, I got my ears good cause I think they ran out maybe.

This is Summer.

This is Summer, she's a famous cat. She's on TikTok. I met her last time. Hi Summer! Oh, and she wears dresses and stuff, it's really cute. Hi Summer! Are you tired?

Hi pretty girl! What. You're so popular Summer. Oh she's so pretty. How old is she? She's 11. Oh my god, well she looks great. You're so pretty. What are you doing? Oh wow. So pretty. Hi. Look, she has her dress is what she wears. Isn't that cute? Yeah. Vic, put a video of Summer in right now of her wearing a cute dress.

Is this a fancy dress or what? How about a pretty tiara?

Oh she does it oh she does a paw.

Hi! Oh, she's cute.

Hi, little girl. Oh, she don't even care.

Miss Mermaid, that's such a cute name.

Oh, is that the name of the book?

Our Catherine.

Oh, pretty, I love that. That's so cute.

Miss Mermaid. Oh pretty I love that that's so cute this mermaid

All these are kittens they have available go cute days He is getting a little trim He's so cute oh

Wow

Look at him.

Oh and he goes back in.

He's been dying to go back in.

Yeah?

Oh my god.

Oh look at the marking on his face, it's so pretty.

Hello!

Oh my gosh, you are the cutest. Oh my gosh.

Look at his nose, it's marking, isn't that so cute?

Aww.

Before they go up, they have to get all groomed and fan- Oh, this is the one we saw outside. He's like Miso if Miso was like a Chad. Doesn't he look like that? He's like a chiseled Miso.

Oh, and he have some churu.

Miso if he had like maybe two more brains.

Yeah. Is he a baby? Yeah.

Oh my god. And he's going to be huge.

Yeah.

It's only six months. Oh, he's a bangle. Look at him. Oh, wow. He's pretty.

Oh, look at his...

Look at his fur. Oh, yeah Look at his pattern. Don't look at his balls. Why would you say that? Don't look at his balls.

Holy fluff.

Premiership of course brought him in for that. Premiership, of course.

Right, right.

Oh, he's a Maine Coon, too.

A lot of Maine Coons.

Yeah, and they're babies, too, and they're already the size of, like, Miso, and they're, like, six months old. Even bigger than Miso. Say hi.

Oh, hello. Oh, I can? Hi. His name is Klaus.

Klaus? Oh my God, you're like a little velvet baby.

Oh my God.

He's a lover.

You're making naked beautiful again.

Yes, yes. You're so cute, Klaus.

Oh, isn't he so soft?

Hi.

Oh, that is so sweet.

Oh, he's the softest thing.

Look at his, like, the tiniest bit of fur on him.

It's like velvet, right?

A little velvet mousse.

Yeah.

Oh, he's so cute.

Such a lover.

Klaus, look at his little, oh, that is cute.

Klaus!

Aw.

Thank you.

Have fun, you guys.

Thank you, thank you.

Tonkinese? Is that the kind of breed? Oh, that's a cute cat. Oh, this is a cute breed. That's a good photo right there. That is a good picture, the little stretch. Oh, look at them all as babies with their mama.

And look, there's one right...

Look at that.

Oh, oh.

Shut up, he's so cute.

Hello. Oh. Shut up, he's so cute! Hello! Oh my god, he's so cute.

He won the best kitten in the freaking world. He's the best ever in the world. He is the best in the whole world.

Let me look at him from up here so you can see him better.

Get an aerial view on him.

He's so cute.

He has the same kind of cute face that the Abyssinians have. Like the tiny little, like the tiny little nose and a tiny little, and look at him, he just fallen asleep right there. He don't even care.

Oh, he just...

Hello, yo.

Hi.

I just love him.

And then he got the best.

Look at the picture. He's so silly. That is funny.

Holy f***ing large. Look at how he's sleeping underneath the bed. Boy, that cannot be comfy. And look, he's up in his ass. The other one's sleeping in the other one's ass.

He's in his ass. He's underneath the bed.

What the hell is going on in here, guys? How is that even comfortable?

Me when I sleep over my homies,

but he doesn't have a blanket.

But he doesn't have a blanket, yeah.

We haven't even gotten to to like check everybody out first. You've been good. You've been... Oh, here's an Abyssinian!

Hi!

He's an Abyssinian.

Hello!

Yeah, you do.

Do you want to take him out to play?

Oh yeah, please!

I would love to see him.

Oh, hello!

Hi!

Can we look at him?

Yeah.

Hi! What's his name?

We call him Kitty.

Just Kitty.

Hi Kitty! Oh my gosh, I've been watching his streams on YouTube like every morning. Oh my god, well you're going to see this one. This is a vlog I'm doing, so you're going to see this one.

Oh my gosh.

Hi Kitty! Oh, he's so cute.

He's like, so shy.

Brr! Oh, he's so cute. He's like shy. Oh

My god, oh you want to take a picture? Yeah. Yeah, no problem. Oh, thank you guys

Nice to meet you. Oh, that is so sweet

Kitty oh look at him! Hello! I know, poor girl. You're so cute though, look at her like, yeah. It's really good at getting into places. Yeah, hiding. Look at her, like, she almost has like a curl. That's so cute. So pretty. Yes, they have, it's a wavy coat. Uh-huh. And it's in uniform waves.

And you just saw the Devon Rex, and these are like random wings.

Oh.

And she only has the bottom layer of coat,

which is the shortest and finest.

Most cats have three layers, but they only have one.

Oh, interesting.

You want a perfect loafer.

I know, that is a really good loaf.

Good job.

Oh yeah, oh, she's excellent.

She's a good loafer.

Excellent. Oh, she's excellent. She's a good loafer. Good loafer. Oh, aw.

So cute.

Thank you. Tenna, if I'd ever seen a good loaf right there, that was one of them. Oh, he a little scared though.

What happened? It's a little scary here.

I know, it's a lot going on.

Oh, he's scared.

It's okay, okay, let's not bother him. Look at his big shirt. Look at his little flowers. Oh, I think that's him right there. That's him in the flesh.

Dude, that's you. He's like, I don't give a shit.

Oh, this is for the regular house cat breed, I think.

Let's go see. Let's go in this corner.

Yay! He's the fifth best. Oh, he's so happy to be the fifth best.

Second best, second best. Oh wait, never mind. 131 I already got. You're right. Because 131 I already got six. He's number f***ing one. Oh my god, he's gonna win! Oh, he's hissing. Oh, he's a little grumpy. Oh, he is beautiful. Stands well on the table, Muscular. I just won 30 racks on that.

You won 30,000. Holy shit, he won the best house cat of the day, that little gray guy.

That's what I'm talking about.

He won. Now, look, see, then they all go and get their cats back. We should enter. I would, okay, that's a bad idea.

Miso and Chai.

They would hate that.

They would hate this.

If they were more like chill, I would. Oh, damn it, you got front row seats. No, we gotta get f***ing front row.

Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh, he passed, he passed that test with flying colors.

Hey, oh my god.

This is nephew.

Nephew!

Hi nephew, can I say hi?

Yeah, of course. Hey nephew!

I love that van.

He's seven months old.

Oh really, you're a baby, nephew.

Aww, my god, thank you. Oh, my goodness.

This is George. Hi, George.

Hi, George.

Oh, he's soft, too. He looks like me, so yeah.

Hi, George.

Usually, it's sex.

Oh. I love that lady. That lady with the cheetah stroller and the orange cats is an icon. She's here all the time and I just love her. Look at him look at his belly 106. Right behind her. One cat that's real loud over here. Where is he? We got front row seats.

Look at him screaming.

He's so cute. Really cute. He was cute. Oh, he wanted to get the flower.

Oh, he's so sweet. He gave her a kiss. They look like brothers. Oh, he's kind of brown.

Oh, look at him.

No toys for him.

Progressive when it comes to toys.

There's cats 115 and 115 and 115 and 115.

Yes, you are.

Look at this.

Second row.

For some of them, like this category, I don't know. Like, what category is this? All these cats look completely different. Is it the variety category I don't know look at these two guys over

here I want to interview him It sounds like when Miso meows, Doo's meow.

Oh look at him.

Okay, yeah, that's a good cat right there. A waxy cat.

This cat, you can feel it, it is so muscular.

Yeah. You cannot even believe it. Very muscular cat, you can feel it, it is so muscular. Yeah.

You cannot even believe it.

Very muscular cat, she said.

It kind of looks a little bit like my cube, but it's just a mass.

Muscle.

Solid.

He's just a solid mass.

He's a really good cat.

Well, how are you feeling today? Okay. And do you have anything you want to say? Right, right. Yeah, I think I like the house cats too, because it's just like, it's like cats you're familiar with, you know? They're doing another... Cats you can trust. Look, see? Here's more of the house cats they're doing.

What do you think, bud? What do you think? Here's more of the house cats they're doing

What do you think well you guys are scary yeah, he's a little scared that's okay

No rules, oh no people I like to choose them on the basis of my heart

Exactly ten household pets.

And I am so happy. And 12 were entered, and that would have meant

I would have had to put the cards of two down.

And how do you do that?

We're not getting paid enough for that.

And the clearing of the owners. It's just too much.

A new bombshell has entered the villa. Oh, you've got a story to tell, don't ya?

A lot of them, we normally have a scratching post at the end of the judging table. Yeah. I do think a lot of my cats this weekend are looking for that. Yep. I didn't do the no scratching post.

What did you want, just a snuggle? You didn't want to have anything but snuggles?

Oh he's sweet. I know. Don't go to the gym on weekends. We just live fast. This guy is a handful. Very muscular. I think you saw size cousin over there

Wow

Oh

Is this next one is that George? Is that the one we just met?

George I think this next one I think so

Yeah, is that his name?

Yeah, it is George.

George.

Hi, George. Oh, the sweetie.

Whatcha doing?

Hi George.

Oh, we gotta go with him.

No snacks.

No snacks.

Oh yeah.

Look at how long he is.

Dang, he's just whipping him around.

Look, we found Mr. Loud. This was the one from before. So, how did you think you performed today? Okay, and do you think that maybe next time that you, is there anything that you would change? No, you think you did perfect?

I also would agree. And what did you feel about your competition? Okay, cut that out that you can't say that he can't say that on live television cut that out and One last question. Are you sweet? He is sweet. This just in he is sweet Who are you?

You are the new grand and the best long hair premier and the second best all breeder premier. Holy shit.

Dude, look at his fat hanging all that.

He's like, I don't, and I don't give a damn.

He's like, and I don't give a shit.

He's like, what, what else is new? That's why he's the best, because he don't care. That's why he's the best. Dude, there was the... somebody had an Abyssinian, and she took him, and I don't know where she put him. Oh, he's beautiful. Wow, look at that face. Look at that. Homeless cat proves to be royalty. She took a cat off the street and then he won the competition. That is so sweet. How cute is that? Oh, and this one's gay, but he's not even in there. He's gay. Oh, is he under there?

Maybe he's not out yet. That's okay. He's not out yet. That's okay. whenever you want. We got to get lady a freaking banana. She's gonna love this. Well, she likes the pickle, and so I think she's gonna like the banana.

What about that? The hand-felted fish.

Okay, that's something. I'm not mad at that.

And then the strawberry. I think she's really gonna like this. It does smell kinda good, actually.

Or a cigar.

Oh, yeah, she'd be mad.

You think she'd like the cigar better?

I think she'd like that.

I don't want her to be a smoker, though. That's a bad habit.

I don't want her to be a smoker though. That's a bad habit. I don't want her to start to do that That's not nice. Oh My god, are you kidding me? giant pickle We have to get giant pickles. Her favorite toy is the pickle. I've never seen this one. This is like a handmade This is a handmade. You're not this is a one-of-one. You're not finding this stuff anywhere else. I'm gonna get this one, because it looks most like her other pickle. I'm gonna get pickle and banana.

Well, I gotta get Miso something too. That's not nice. Let's see what, okay. Well, he has 9,000 of these, so he does not need more of those, but. He likes things with,

so his favorite toys, Miso's favorite toys, are these spring toys, or he likes any, something with like a jingle in it. He likes his sushi toy, cause it has the jingle. This is cute, Peanut the baby elephant.

Aw.

Something with a jingle in it.

No, let's go over here.

Cat 67, your name for the final in ring one, Cat 67, ring one. Like 67.

Cat 67?

I think maybe the blue one.

I think he'd like the blue one.

That one good?

Miso approved?

Yeah.

Checks out.

Checks out?

Okay.

Pickle, banana, and then I think he would like this too for some reason.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Long and tubular, she said.

He's so long.

Yay!

Did he win? Did he win?

Oh, he won!

I think.

Did he win?

I knew it.

I could feel his aura.

I knew he was going to win.

Yeah, he won.

He won.

There he is! There he is!

The Abyssinian!

We have to see where he goes.

59. Yeah, that's him. Number 59.

We have to see where he goes. 59, yeah, that's him. Number 59. We have to see where he goes.

Number 59.

Burger King foot lettuce.

Alright, she's taking him.

Alright, you gotta follow her, we gotta follow her.

Okay, ready?

Alright, get him, go. Go, go, go, go, go gotta follow her, we gotta follow her. Okay, ready? All right, get up, go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, follow him.

I'm just following this poor woman.

Okay, here he is, right here.

Look at him, okay, we found him, we found him. Is it a boy or a girl, you think?

Hello. What do you think? Hello! Whoa!

You gotta get his energy up. Kitty, kitty!

Isn't her color so pretty?

Yeah.

All the cities are supposed to be very colorful.

Yeah.

So cute.

Is it a boy or a girl? It's a girl.

Girl! Hi girl!

Oh, she's so cute. Don't you think he's got the cutest little face though? Yeah. I love them so much.

Aw, that's your brother?

Aw, he's giving him a bath.

Aww, he's so sweet. He's loving that.

Aww, that's cute.

He's tired, I know. It's okay.

A minx? Minx.

Hello.

Aww, he's so cute.

He's all like short and compact. He's so cute. Whoo, nobody go in there for at least the next 10 minutes. All right, so. We pretty much saw everything we needed to see. The people who like, if you enter your cat in this, you have to get here at like 8 a.m. and then you gotta stay here till like 4 p.m.

because there's just, it's just show back. The cats are like this, bus, club, another club, bus, plane. These cats are here all day long. So if you're thinking about doing this, you need to make sure you have a cat that can hang because Miso and Chai, mm-mm.

And I hate to say it, because everyone loves to think that Chai is the better behaved one, but for something like this, Miso would be the better one. Because Miso's more like, when he's a little nervous, he's kind of just like, and he would just kind of be like, Chai is like, would get a little evil. So, I don't know. Miso friggin' cat show arc one day? You never know.

Oh yay! Everyone's clapping. The people that, um, the girls that asked to take a picture with me,

I think their cat's in here. Let's see if he, how he did. Oh, it's him. Second best short hair in 7th best cat. That's pretty good, second best short hair. Oh my goodness, more Abyssinians.

Oh my god, he's so cute. Oh yeah, get that. Cute.

Oh yeah, get that.

They are really, they have a lot of energy. They're about to, oh, they're,

they almost started fighting.

Look at them, look at them.

They're playing. They're playing. That is so cute. Forbidden love.

They can never see each other.

Holy sh**.

He came out of nowhere.

Oh yeah.

This is the official long way category.

These are, we are Siamese, if you please. That's what they look like.

So I don't understand. So how are they both first place?

They're both doing the same pose. Because they're the same guy, essentially.

Look at him, though.

I know, what the hell? Look at him. He's like, why didn't no one friggin give me a one? He wants one too. He's like, but mom, but mom! Look at his pouch. Holy shit. Look at that pouch. Think he gets extra points for that?

Yeah, he got like 25 bucks in there.

At least. All in nickels.

That is a big pouch!

Do I understand the judging process at all? No, absolutely not. But do I love it all the same? Yes. And do I clap when everyone else claps? Yes, because that's just, that's what it's all about. I think we saw everyone and everything

we could have possibly seen. Since we did go to the cat show, it is only right that I do hit a loaf in celebration of the cat show it is only right that I do hit a loaf in celebration of the cat show to send off

this video. So that's exactly what I'm like making sure it's not too many people around.

Okay just gotta find a good prime spot.

Okay just about here looks good. Let me get up in there.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't know.

Deca... Why?

Okay, now he's embarrassing me

because he's just panning the camera around.

Okay.

Okay. Hey, there was a cigarette on the floor. Cats don't smoke cigarettes. All right, guys. Well, thanks for watching and thank you for coming with us to the...

Let me do it again. I thought you were panning away. No, I was spinning.

To the...

Cat Show.

Love ya!

Bye, Patreons!

Oh, shit!

Get out!

This is a scam. This is a scam.

Bye!