I Worked At A Haunted Music Store…

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Shh. Lock in. Jimmy with the 5. Thank you. 2346. That means it's 1146 PM. You're welcome. No it doesn't. Yes it does actually. Yeah it does. Right? Am I right? I think that's right. Yep.

Home. Am I right I think that's right. Yeah home Great just great fired on Monday and just packed up everything in the office. Can't believe it Why we get fired and

Of course, no one's calling me back. I've sent what like 20 applications maybe more zero

This is what y'all need to be doing

and Of course nothing good on TV. Nothing just reruns of stuff. I've already seen a hundred times. Perfect We used to go to twitch.tv slash KSODI and buddy, I even had to sell my car just to keep the house for another month. Things are rough. Wow, that is rough. Lord have mercy, that's rough.

You know what? I gotta stop being so negative about things. Who knows? Maybe I'll get a call tonight. Maybe. I'm starving though. Good thing there's leftover pizza by the counter. Oh yeah! I likes me some pizza. Okay, immediately know the layout of this house. Yep. I knew it yo killer boss with the five. Thank you

Okay, let's get some pizza there it goes why'd you just oh oh oh my goodness Look at the... ehhhhhh

Yummy Who calling me?

That's a job calling us cause we did the applications

Hey, it's Jamie

I'm the manager at the local corner store music, on 8th I wasn't gonna call, but we're short staffed Hey, it's Jamie. I'm the manager at the local corner store music, Bonnie. I wasn't gonna call, but we're short-staffed.

Oh.

Okay.

So the only reason I got a call is because you're short-staffed. Yeah, I immediately don't wanna work here.

Our last employee quit suddenly after he saw something. Anyways I looked at your application and...

And what?

We can hire you if you want.

No. But he need the money. When do you need me? No.

Swing by in 10 minutes and the note on the counter will set you up. No.

You got me all the way messed up. No. No! You got to give me at least two weeks. No! Come.

You got to give me at least two weeks before I can start. I'm going to get my last two weeks in. I'm going to get at least two weeks before I can start. I'm gonna get my last two weeks in and then I'm gonna show up. Matter of fact, give me a month.

Wow.

Okay. Wow, okay Cool I Regret applying for that job. I Mean lord have mercy do I actually got to go now? It's foggy outside. It's late I just want to stay home. I I actually gotta go now. It's foggy outside, it's late. I just wanna stay home.

I don't feel good. Matter of fact, I don't feel good. Let me call back and tell him my tone's so hard, I can't make it. Can't call him. We gotta walk to work too,

cause we sold the car. 1153 PM, bus stop. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay.

Yo, thank you Dunsbunny for the kind words and a thousand bits. I appreciate you for real. Thank you Dunsbunny. Appreciate that.

Thank you.

I'm gonna be late for my first date.

Oh!

Quiet night. ain't it?

Guess everyone's already home.

This neighborhood is quiet. No one really likes to party on a Friday night. Strange.

Oh, so you're just a party animal, huh? You're just that dude, ain't ya? Well, some of us have a job, and that's where I'm going.

Okay?

So, where you headed?

Uh, starting a shift at work

Work at this hour

well

Good luck

Appreciate it. Yo pal with the five gifted. Thank you pal with the five gift. Appreciate you

First nights are funny You get to learn all the faces

Before they learn yours buddy. why are you some random dude over here trying to give me advice on my first day at the job or whatever? Wait, I didn't tell you. Did I tell him it was my first night? Did I tell him that? How he know it was my first night oh no oh no yeah that's what I thought buddy yo can this bus show please? I need this bus to show up right now. This is creepy.

They ain't even got no street light out here, nothing. This look like we about to die.

I hear something.

Thought I heard something.

Hello? Oh, yo, yo, stop!

Bro, why ain't the bus make no noise? Midnight. Corner store music. Chat, why ain't the bus make no noise, bruh? Looks like that was the last bus of the night. So we work at a music store.

A 24 hour music store? Alright new gig, let's get going. The objective is to find the store. It's just right there. I, uh, okay that's like a little tunnel or something. Okay. Oh there's some Halloween decorations. Cool. Well, it looks like I'm going to be sweeping.

Read the note on the counter. Alright. Ooh, this is kind of a vibe dough wait a minute I'm kind of messing with it chat all right this the back okay cool okay so the doors closed on their own we got to remember that okay let's read please don't let's read the note

I got it I got it I got it. I got it.

I got it.

Thanks for taking the call earlier. This is $19.90 foe. Thanks for taking the call earlier. I needed someone to take over immediately after the last employee quit. Here are the tasks you need to do.

Sweep the dirt off the floor, tune the guitars for tomorrow, take out the trash. That's all for tonight. If I need you to do some more tasks, I'll call you on the company phone. Also, don't forget that there may be some customers that come in as well. Help them out as long, help them out along with doing the tasks above. So, tuning the guitars is easy, but it is 1994,

so I don't think they had those tuners that you just put on the very end of the guitar and you tune them like that. Y'all know them tuners you just stick on the very end and it does it like that? So we probably gonna have to use some old school stuff.

Talk to the customer.

There's a customer

i try to talk okay evening you new here yeah first night don't worry this place grows on you

how does he know that you just a customer

any records left shelves look a bit thin tonight.

Cause I'm here, cause it's thin, cause I'm here, cause I'm thin. Guess that last guy didn't restock.

Ah, yeah. He quit kinda sudden, didn't he?

That's what I heard.

Alright, well I'll stop by in the morning. See you then.

Okay, you have a good night. Thanks, be careful out here. Wow, what a pleasant individual. Thank you so much for being so polite. Grab the broom and sweep. Alright, let's sweep. Okay, got some broom action going. That's a broom right there. Why can't I use that broom? I'm trying to grab the broom. Why not? Is there another broom? Oh, we got to use this room. This must be the special broom Sweep sweep sweep Dude who was gonna shop here. There's literally nothing here

We got some guitars, but that's about it. Ain't nobody gonna buy enough America's right now to buy. Sweep that. Wait, what's that building across? Oh, that's the bus stop, nevermind. Okay, is there any stains over here in the bathroom?

Cause I noticed the bathroom. Yep, there is. Oh my goodness, they dookie. Oh, they dookie Oh day dookie Last stains probably in the back, honestly Oh, sorry about that. I was who am I apologizing to I ain't apologizing nobody. I'm the only person here. I apologize myself

Yep, one more stain back here He's right behind me, isn't he? Nope. Task, wait for customers, all right.

Let's wait.

Your back hurting?

You all right? Yo back hurting? You alright?

Smells exactly like it was. Dust, paper, and old plastic. W voice acting though.

W voice acting. W voice acting. W voice acting.

W voice acting though. W voice acting though, not gonna lie. Looking for something?

Maybe, depends on what you got left.

Place feels quieter than it used to be.

Okay. Maybe depends on what you got left

Please feels quieter than it used to be. Okay

Yeah, it's been slow True

No, I ain't heard about no body by the tracks. What happened?

The suspect lives in the night. He walks for hours, searching for... someone.

Oh, okay.

Jamie still work here?

I don't know who Jamie is. Oh, he's the manager? Yeah, he's the manager. You know him?

He used to smile more. Nights took that from him. Yeah. Oh, he's the manager? Yeah, he's the manager. You know him?

What? The culprit can see better in the dark. What you talking about? You scaring me.

Who calling?

Hello? Hey, you still there?

How's the shift going?

Who is this? Is this the boss? Some people came around talking about a body by the tracks.

Okay Don't tell me what I should know about my own store. I hired you to keep things clean, not to chase rumors.

You keep having an attitude with me, I promise you I will walk out of here right now. I came in here on a ten minute notice in the middle of the dadgum night to come cover a night shift for you. Don't you dare think you gonna talk to me this way. You got me all the way messed up just take out the trash I'll handle the rest yeah cuz right now nails to handle buddy okay let the stories get to your head like they did the last guy I'm good. Don't you hate it when you're drinking something and it goes back and hits the bottom and it

comes back up

It's got like some splash action off the bottom Golly no because you're not strong enough for that to happen then And that's okay let Let's tune these guitars.

That was the quickest guitar tuning session I've ever seen in my life. Wow, that's quick! Dang, you up here walking fast, ain't you? You in a hurry?

What you want? Over here walking fast?

You ain't allowed to walk fast in here.

Hi, I'm sorry. Can I stay in here for a minute? I think my ex is following me.

Oh, I apologize. Oh my goodness. Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can I stay in here for a minute? I think my ex is following me.

Oh, I apologize. Oh my goodness. Hey, on everything I love, I did not know the situation. I thought you was just walking up in here with an attitude. On everything I love, I had no idea what was going on. Uh my fault Uh, sure, are you okay?

Yeah, I just needed to be inside somewhere. All right, look you slide to the back. There's a door right there

You can slide in the back just chill All right

I think I lost him. He's acting crazy. Threatening to kill me because I dumped him.

Ooh.

That ain't good.

I know that much.

Um.

I'm gonna call the police. Wait, hold on. I'm gonna ask her if she wants to. You wanna call the police?

I report him. He'll know I said something. He always finds out. Then it's just worse.

I mean you're gonna have to get rid of him, you know. I mean, that just is what it is. You know where he sleep at. You know where he live at. You're gonna have to go in there. You're gonna have to get, first off, what I'm gonna need you to do, go in your kitchen, go to the cabinet, walk to where you keep your skillets at,

get your biggest cast iron skillet that you own. Don't matter if it's clean, don't matter the brand, as long as it's one of them big old heavy cast iron skillets gets you one of those. Okay, you gonna walk over to his crib while he sleep. He probably got you, you got a key to his house? If so, go in there, walk up in his room while he's sleeping,

take that cast iron skillet out, right, while he's sleeping. See where his head at on the cast iron skillet?

Wham!

And then just leave. And it's probably only going to take one hit because of cast iron skillets real heavy. Now don't use a nonstick pan or you're going to be in there swinging for about an hour and then you're going to get into a fight. You need a cast, a big old cast iron skillet. It's going to be real heavy.

And also if you want to, if you want to prepare even further go to like a sporting goods store get you some baseball bat grip buy you a strand of a little roll of that and wrap it around the grip on a cast-iron skillet so you know a hundred percent sure you're gonna have a good solid swing and then one good swing, he gonna be gone. Not gonna lie, he gonna be gone. So, but yeah. Yo, Kaliddy's with the five, thank you.

He gonna be gone.

So the story about the body by the tracks?

They showed a picture of the suspect, and it looked exactly like him. The story about the body by the tracks?

They showed a picture of the suspect and it looked exactly like him.

Oh.

Are you sure it was him?

I don't know. Only saw a glimpse. Your boss, Jamie, right? He was on the news too once.

What do you mean?

For what?

Just an interview. Said the guy on night saw something. Oh yeah, that's what he told me before I started working here too.

Anyway, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother you.

Nah, it's all good. You can stay in here for a little bit.

Thanks. Just a minute.

Okay.

I should probably leave now.

Have a good night.

Wait, what you talking about?

Wait, what you mean?

Safety is funny.

Sometimes it's only just an idea.

Wait, I thought you were about to stay in here for a minute. You leave? Somebody said fastest minute of all time. Man, golly, I thought she was actually gonna sit in here for a minute. She just walked out quick. Maybe she'll take my cast-iron skillet advice though Alright let's take out the trash bags

Oh there goes one right there There we go there's one Wait am I gonna be able to carry three of them at once? Say it ain't so Better yet if you just cooked a big ol' skillet of cornbread, that's gonna be some extra weight in it. So when she goes into his room, she got that, she got some like, some uh, some tinfoil covering the

the cornbread that she made. She go ahead with that cast iron skillet, that cornbread gonna fly everywhere. They gonna find bro in a bed, dog, there's gonna be cornbread all over the bed.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Yo, imagine you hit, bro, imagine you hit somebody with a cast iron skillet, you got some cornbread in that thing. Ha ha ha. bread in that thing. You hit him on the head and cornbread just go everywhere. You know what I mean though? Man that's crazy. Where's the third trash bag at?

Where the third tra- oh I'm about to die up in here. Just got here but now got to go. I mean buddy what? Alright I got two trash bags I'm gonna throw these out.

Who was that?

You holding a weapon?

Who was that? You holding a weapon?

What was that? Okay.

I took out the trash, it's done.

Exit what? Hey, who playing a prank on me? You better quit. This is my first night working here. Don't play with me. You hear me? I'm leaving. 142 AM.

Forest, excuse me? Okay almost home. That shift was something. You complain on your first day, won't you quit crying? It ain't half bad though, better than my old job. Yeah, that's better.

Oh my goodness, where do we live? Are you joking? Buddy where do we live? 42-minute shift that is crazy. We just went to work for 42 minutes or something Ain't no way we getting paid nothing up in here. Oh There's a dead body on the ground. Okay. Oh, oh my goodness.

Yeah, that was one of the customers. That was that really polite guy. All the customers we had died. There is no way. There is no way there's a skillet right there. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie.

I'm not going to lie. There is no way. There is no way there's a skillet right there. What are the odds? Do you under- what are the literal odds that there is a this is weird This is like a glitch this is like a glitch in the in the world type how is there a skillet there? What did the devs just patch in a skillet?

There is no way that I go on a whole spill about a cast iron skillet, hitting somebody with a skillet, and there's a skillet here. And that's a dadgum cast iron. That ain't a non-stick! Bro, somebody said check the area for cornbread.

Ha ha!

Ha ha! AHHHHH!

Dude, that is, this is insane! Out of every horror game we play, when somebody dies, murder weapon there's there's never just a skillet She's dead too I'm gone

I knew you'd take this path home. It's quicker.

Easier. What did you do?

I cleaned up.

Exactly how Jamie taught me to sweep the floors.

Wait, you were the last employee?

You took my job. my shift, my spot.

So you decided to kill three people?

Jamie called me a liability, said I scared people. But they liked me. I had to make sure I wasn't forgotten. On second thought, maybe being forgotten is best. Better they blame someone else. Someone new.

Like you. you buddy I ain't taking the fall for this well this is making us look even more guilty hello

we're actually gonna go to jail for this no way No way, oh my

I

Tried to explain myself, but it didn't matter my words fell on deaf ears

The officer slammed me against the back of their car, cuffs biting into my wrist and even as they secured me I thought I could hear his voice the bus stop man faint and mocking in my mind. The flashing lights revealed the bodies of Ethan Withers Ethan Withers. Ethan Withers. Wow, okay, thanks. Thanks for, thank you.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Lord have mercy, game of the year. I mean, I mean chat game of the year. You know what I mean? Let me tell you. Scale of 1 to 10 chat.

What are we thinking?

No forensic investigation.

No, they pulled a clip of me talking about the

It's over. That's all the evidence they need Tap that is all the evidence. Oh, I forgot somebody told me to download the bite night 2 demo Yo almost check. I remember bite night 1 was one of the best horror games ever. I Forgot there was a bite night 2 demo out. I Missed what clip what hold on?

Hold on Hold on. Hold on.

One second.

Is there a, there is a ByteKnight 2 demo. No way, Ski.

Hold on, I'm about to look at the clip. Hold on, man!

Oh my goodness. I'm going to look at the clip, you absolute simpletons. Oh my goodness! I'm downloading a game! I said I was how you gonna hear somebody say something you still saying the same thing do y'all got ears oh my goodness ain't no way y'all got ears

That's actually crazy though

Special thanks. Thanks to K so if he plays this

Bro knew I was gonna play it though

Dude, you know what? I just realized

Now that I'm looking at it, bro. This is creepy it good. Shout out to y'all for doing actual voice acting too. That I mess with that heavy bite night, dine or die demo. If you never saw us play the first bite night 2 demo type 1 if you're locked cuz I'm locked cinema cinema cinema cinema cinema cinema cinema cinema cinema cinema Yo, yo, yo, yo XX with the five, thank you

Cinema Cinema. Cinema. Cinema. I'm gonna go get my gun.

I'm gonna go get my gun. I'm gonna go get my gun.

I'm gonna go get my gun.

I'm gonna go get my gun. What's going on? What do I work at?

What is that noise?

Do you interact with things? Move?

Glowing orbs? Shoot!

Buddy with the five, thank you! Hey, what are you doing? You're supposed to be working not just standing around bro there's a bad in here sorry there was just a bat that flew into the diner and I was just trying to what bat bro on y'all saw the bat too right chat man get out of here.

There was a bat in here, dude. Must've flown off. Who was that? Oh.

Hey, if you don't smarten up, you're gonna end up like that last guy. I'm sorry, I was just, ha ha, I'm just giving you a hard time. Why are we talking from so far away I can't hardly see you bro welcome to the luckin diner is it lucky

okay Oh look in, looking diner. Home of the looking good burger, looking hungry. Look no further. Oh my goodness, that's hard. I'm stealing that. I am stealing that.

I'm glad you and your weird friend could join our happy family. Who's my weird friend? We're just about to open for the night rush so let's cover some of the basics. You're going to be working front of house which means taking orders, making drinks and serving food.

Oh so I'm doing literally everything.

Got it.

Let's do a little trial run before any customers show up. Come over to me and take my order and I'll guide you from there. Okay. You know what W-Boss? Very polite. Joking around.

You know what I mean? Yo, Palastinian Prince with the 25 gifted subs, Lord have mercy. Give me some W's for Palastinian Prince with the 25 gifted. I appreciate that. Thank you for the 25. Thank you.

I appreciate that for real.

Appreciate the 25 for real. Thank you for the 25. Thank you. I appreciate that for real. Appreciate the 25 for real.

Thank you.

Chad, hold on.

What's going on right here? Oh Man that's our boss Oh, kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. K-I-D-E

K-I-D-E K-I-D-E K-I-D-E K-I-D-E W Kitty.

She must have just got up from a nap or something. She moving slow.

All right, lock in. Hello, can I take your order? All right, now this is a little bit of a mess.

I'm going to have to get you out of here.

I'm going to have to get you out of here.

I'm going to have to get you out of here. I'm going to have to get you out of here. Alright, lock in. Hello, can I take your order? Alright, now this is important. You gotta say one of our catchphrases before taking the order. Oh my goodness. Yo, Palestinian Prince with another five. Thank you, I appreciate that. Thank you.

Appreciate that, thank you. Appreciate that. That way customers will feel welcome. What's the slogan? Let me run through a few. You're looking hungry. Golly, geez. Try something with cheese.

Feeling hungry? Well, you came looking at the right place. I kind of messed with that when I'm not gonna lie I kind of messed with that one that I like that one. Yeah, y'all like that one. Yeah me too Looking lonely Look no further Looking fries the cool guys that are freshly for I'm never saying that one. I'm sorry. I'm not Darth K so with the five. Thank you Hot dog looking for homes. Yeah hot dog looking for yeah. Nah. Nah, I'm not saying none of these. I'm sorry You have to use one of these catchphrases when greeting a customer. I wrote them myself and I write your checks,

so give it a try. We're doing this one. We're doing, no, we're doing, uh, feeling hungry? Well, you came looking at the right place. That's the only one that isn't unbelievably cringe.

See that's what I'm talking about. Don't feel awkward about it. Most of the customers are regular and love hearing the greetings. So mix it up a bit. I'm never saying anyone besides that when I'm sorry. I'll take a glass of water and some french fries. Wow that's an easy first training order. When you take an order, if your hands are free, the note should appear in them. Otherwise, they'll appear on the counter beside the register. That's the looking

magic. Now take the order sheet and place it on the counter that connects to the kitchen. There should be a glowing orb that indicates where to place it. W game. Once placed, the kitchen will start cookin' and you'll start makin' a drink.

Okay.

Also, I don't have to do the cookin'. That's good.

Who does the cookin'?

Excellent. I knew I hired a smart one. Now go over to the stacks of cups. Most things are labeled out here but I'll give you a quick run down. White cups are for pop, pink cups are for water, blue is for milk. And coffee mugs are for coffee. Okay. Go ahead and grab a pink cup and fill it up in the sink we give them sink water sink water I'm inside I guess there's your water great job now the

food should be by the window where you placed the ticket. Go grab it and place it here. Chad, who you think's back there in the kitchen? They got aura, they keep their self hidden. Here's your order! My oh my! My oh my!

We might have a future employee of the month right here if you can keep this high standard of quality. I made a glass of water and handed you some fries. Well, that's the gist of working the front. If you ever get lost, I wrote some messages on the whiteboard to help guide you.

The only other thing is I should note is sometimes we get takeout orders and phone orders. No, I don't want to. The only main difference is people wanting to take out will come directly up to the counter. If phone orders will come through the phone but the pickup will still be at the front counter beside the cash

register. Okay. The rest is the same. Get the order ticket, place it, make the drink, serve the food, and don't get shot. Huh? What? Oh, that should be a phone order there. It's close enough to opening, so take the order. I'll hang out and make sure everything goes well.

Good luck, I'm glad you're hanging around, I'm not gonna lie. Hello, welcome to looking good, looking...

Hello?

I gotta say the slogan or I'm gonna get fired feeling hungry well you came looking at the right place of course I'm hungry why else would I be calling sorry about that can I take your order? Can I get a soda, one looking good burger and fries for a pickup? Sure can, we'll start cooking it right away. Sounds great. The delivery guy should already be on the way to pick it up. There you go, get that going.

What he saying?

What he saying? get that going what do you say it what do you say it there's the drink hold on all right All right. Oh, I like that little box. Here you go. Yeah, that's Mikey from the other games. There you go. Yeah, it's Mikey Dean. It's Mikey Dean, the delivery queen.

Kitty cat with the five, thank you. You look a little confused, buddy, with your job. Kinda like you need someone to explain things to you a bit. Yeah, it's my first day, so I'm still figuring things out. Lots to manage with the order taking and drinks and food. I don't need- I already did that.

Yeah, I'm sure some sucker will help you. I'm here just for the food, so I'll be taking it now.

Better bing, better boom, baby.

He always does the instructions in every other game. He ain't gonna give me no instructions? Who does that guy think he is? Don't mind him. He's always a little rude picking up orders. Mikey Dean got aura, though. Good job. Looks like another customer is coming. Wait for them to sit and take their order. I gotta walk over to them while they're sitting down. They can't stand up and go order something.

You gonna make me, hey grandma, you gonna make me walk over there and take your order? Won't you place it while you stay?

I'm sorry.

Khalidis with the five, thank you.

Hey.

Um.

Feeling hungry? Well, you came looking at the right place. I am hungry. Okay.

Peggy.

Ha ha, so what will you have? Can I get a single patty burger fries and a pop, please? Yes, you sure can Absolutely. No garlic though. Wait a minute. Are you a vampire? This is a vampire horror game colitis with the five. Thank you No worries none of it comes with garlic good I hate that stuff practically allergic to it All right, i'll drop your order off and bring the drink right away. Thank you kindly

She said a soda right? Yo kitty cat with another five. Thank you. Get that soda real quick. Boom. There we go Yeah, there it is There's your soda right there. We got your oh my goodness. That looks good. Oh, man There you go. Good job with the taking, talking, talking, orders. Doesn't get any smoother than that.

I'm gonna go help out in the kitchen. If you need anything, just scream.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Why didn't you come running to help me? You want me to walk all the way over there to take your. You got me walking all the way over here to take your order. What you want? Feeling hungry? Well you came looking in the right place. Of course I'm hungry.

Why else would I come to a restaurant? I will drop kick you out this window. What do you want to eat? Oh sorry, what would you like to have? I'll take the usual. The usual? Yeah my usual. What are you new or something? If you get a usual you should know that I'm not

usually here. Yeah today's my first day. Oh I thought you looked weird. What happened to the normal waiter? I got no idea. What's your usual, sir? Sigh. Can I get a hot dog with everything and a coffee? All right, coming right up.

Here we go. First rude customer, Chad. It is what it is. First rude customer. We knew it was gonna happen. What? Oh I was trying to put soda in that what am I doing? Chat what's wrong with this, man? Did I do anything to deserve that attitude? There's your coffee.

I'm gonna go get you food.

Ah!

Have a good night. Hey, how you doing? How may I help you?

Welcome.

I didn't even bother saying the slogan no more Coffee I want a coffee right now Any food? No, just a coffee All right coming right up There you go Excuse me. Yes. Can you come over here so I can talk to you? Sure

That's the biggest drink I've ever seen by the way, yes. Hey come close so only we can hear each other Be careful with that one there. She has a nasty habit of taking things that aren't hers. Especially that nice tip jar. But it's empty. Yeah, well, work harder.

Yellin' comin' from the kitchen.

OH LORD!

THE KITCHEN ON FIRE! Oh The kitchen on fire Hey, are you using that extinguisher first while the kitchen is burning down is insane.

Hey. Feeling hungry?

Man, what you want to eat? Are you serious? Would you like to order anything? Maybe I would. What's it to you? This dude's sitting in a restaurant. I'm the waiter. So what's my whole thing I do? You're not one of those freaks I've been hearing running around town lately are you?

I don't know what you're talking about but I'm about to leave to go help somebody else so order now if you're going to.

Clocking.

I'll take a double decker fries and coffee Don't mess it up punk. Yeah, okay Somebody should spit in that food. Oh, I'm gonna do worse. Oh Buddy, I'm gonna take a dump on that burger On everything I love I'm gonna take a dump on that burger right on top of the patty. Huh. That's a big mac. Hope you choke on it too. What customer wants to talk to me? Hey this is crap.

I wonder why.

How do you mess this up so bad? I'm not the one cooking, dude. What's wrong with it? There's ketchup on my burger. I specifically asked for no ketchup. No, you did not.

No, you literally did not. No, you didn't. You never asked for no ketchup. What's going on here? This absolute disgusting loser is complaining constantly. They messed up my order.

No I swear they ordered it. Go into the kitchen for now and see if they need any help. I'll be right behind you. I'll come back there in a little bit and we can talk then. I don't need no talking to. I don't need no talking to.

This dude.

Man.

Man forget this job It's the goat He has such a way with words. Hey Vamp, good to see ya. How's working in the kitchen so far? He works in the kitchen?

Blah.

Facts, facts.

That's good to hear.

Glad to see the two friends talking. Let me introduce you to your other two coworkers. That young man in the chair is Timothy. Ten-mothy, not Timothy, ten-mothy.

Ten-foil.

Wait, is that that kid from the Halloween game that dressed up as tinfoil man? Oh my goodness say it ain't so. Oh my goodness it is. The same gals made a Halloween game last year and this kid came up to the door dressed as tinfoil man.

He just walked up whole body wrapped in tinfoil. Ha ha ha! Hey!

Hey, no way! He's a little young to be working here, but he loves wrapping things with tinfoil.

Okay.

Anyway his dad's not around much so he helps out here wrapping to-go orders. Tinfoil, tinfoil, tinfoil.

He only says tinfoil so he's not much to talk to. Oh I got a friend like that. That's him right there. That's my boy right there. Oh, you could actually understand him?

Yeah.

You say that he says that we need more garlic and milk in the kitchen. Good to know. I'll get you guys to get that in a little bit. Anyways, the gentleman in the purple shirt is your coworker, Bobbert Simon. He helps out in the kitchen mostly.

Greetings.

Nice to meet all of you. Can you go grab the garbage out back of the break room and put it in the dumpster? Then come back here and talk to me when you're done? He said yeah. Let's go. Hey, how you doing?

Lord have mercy. What's good?

Oh my God.

Where the trash?

Where the trash at, man?

Where the break room? Where the break room? Oh, is it back here? Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Okay. Excuse me.

Okay, I don't see no trash. Garbage bag?

Garbage bag? Garbage bag?

Garbage bag? you All right, let's go put these in the dumpster you owe me to do it all vamp. I mean I got it but

What do I do with these do I just throw these in a dumpster There's one vamp you ain't gonna grab a bag, bruh. It's all right. It's all right.

Oh, I can open that door the whole time? I had no idea.

Moral support.

Everybody got a coworker like that that just hangs around and talks and don't do no actual work Why you sit there and do all the work? On everything I love But they but they kind of chill Hey you there stop I can't see nothing I need to talk to you

have you guys seen any vampires around lately nope nope why You haven't heard? There's been a bunch of slayings in town lately. Seems like there's a vampire amongst us. Nah. Yeah, some sicko's been draining the blood from people's necks. That's why I, that's why I sent Claire Bazaar and my trusty camera operator on the hunt. We're looking to capture evidence of the vampire infection and wipe out the threat.

There ain't no vampire here. Chad, yeah, Vamp wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that. Yeah, kill him. Hey, you guys have any steaks in the restaurant for killing vampires? No, no steaks, only hamburgers and hot dogs. Get it? Steaks in the steak. Facts!

Vamp's wondering how do you know it's a vampire killing people? Because vampires are the scum of the earth and the victims have been found in a pool of blood with two punctures in their neck. I hate them so much, and that's why I've dedicated my life to fighting them. Oh my goodness. I gain quite the sixth sense of being able to tell when a vampire is around.

Impressive, right? That's why I can trust you guys. I know you're not tainted with the curse. Blu?

That's right. That's why I can reveal my secret operation to those trusted. But I still sense the presence of a vampire nearby, so be on the lookout. If you see anything, let us know. We'll be snooping around.

Blip, blip, blip.

You too. We gotta get back to work. Sounds good. Remember, kill all the vampires. Okay, sir. I would never hurt Vamp.

That's my homie. We gotta talk to the store owner. Hey, you finished taking out the garbage?

Yep.

There were also two weirdos looking for vampires outside. That Sinclair guy, he was around last month, said he sensed an egg monster in the walls.

A what? he was around last month said he sensed an egg monster in the walls a what

turned out to be a gas leak so i guess i should be thankful anyways the kitchen needs a new bag of garlic no no No! Anyway, after you grab the garlic, can you grab a milk jug from the freezer? Talk to me when you're done.

No, Vamp ran off, Chad, he gone!

Is this garlic right here? Yes, it is. Chad, he gone!

Milk from the freezer, is this the freezer right here?

I'm gonna go check it out.

No! No!

No!

No! Is this garlic right here? Yes, it is. Chai, he gone.

Milk from the freezer. Is this the freezer right here? I'm assuming it is. No, it is not. This, no, that's not the freezer either. Chai, where the freezer at? Chai, y'all seen the freezer?

What a freezer! Where is the- hey can y'all stop ste- bro stop! Oh here it goes. You know this freezer isn't even plugged in. Oh that's- what are you talking about? I'm closing the door every time I skip the dialogue.

The freezer's not powered by electricity. What's it powered by then? Death, more specifically, ghost. Oh, really? You know when a ghost is in the room, it lowers the temperature.

Oh, for real? Well, somebody figured out if you trapped enough ghosts in a small room that it would lower the temperature past freezing. That is the most crazy method to make a freezer I've ever heard. It's how the power bill can be so low.

Oh that's what's up? You're joking right? Thanks for doing that. While you were gone, one of the customers was complaining that both washrooms are a mess now. Can you grab the mop from the storage room and go clean them up?

Man.

No, I don't want to go mop nothing.

No.

I got to go clean the bathrooms? So touch that burger I hate you Brad oh oh lord have mercy I think I had food up. Ha ha ha ha! Check, could you imagine trying to sweep up some dookie action? Broom back in the storage room. Yep, I got it. Boom! Talk to the owner, will do. Hey, thanks for the help.

Now get back out front. Okay. Yo, can I take your order? Yeah, I'll take a hundred. A hundred burgers.

Okay, it might take a bit, but I'll start working on it right now. 100 burgers Okay, it might take a bit but I'll start working on it right now Y'all are cooked we got a hundred burgers coming up

No, I'm not doing it I already took the order so we got a 10 foil. Shut up 10 Mathie you don't even cook. Well, can you at least go get vamp? He was in the storage room last time I saw him. We got 100 burgers Chad is that quitting? Is that grounds for quitting?

Bro gone.

Yo, Vamp. Yo, Vamp. Oh, Vamp, you good? I don't think

We've got a water

Yeah, follow me

He busted that backflip was clean now we busted that backflip was clean though. He busted that backflip. Y'all see that? All right, fellas, 100 single burgers wrapped up to go. Best of luck. Is this a prank? Unfortunately not. I'll go try to delay the delivery driver as much as possible.

I don't get paid enough for this. Oh, Timothy does not care. Yeah, that's that's funny. Oh, Timothy does not care Okay, y'all quit arguing y'all gotta make to make these burgers. Okay, y'all talking, y'all talking too much. Make the burgers, man. Lord have mercy.

It's Mikey Dean again.

What's good?

Oh, hey we just got the big order and not that long ago so it might take a bit. You better hurry if I don't get tipped for this order because I'm late. Okay you ain't gonna do nothing Mikey Dean.

Wait you're gonna get tipped for this order? Ordered because I'm late. Okay, you ain't gonna do nothing, Mikey Dean.

Wait, you're gonna get tip for this order? Heh heh heh.

Yep, a big juicy 20% of it, if all goes well. That's crap, we should get a cut of that too.

Heh heh heh.

Ha ha, no way, sucker. Now give me the beverage that comes with the meal.

Heh heh heh.

Mikey Dean needs something to sip on while he waits. He thinks he's got aura, Chad. He ain't got no aura. There's your drink, it's been on the floor.

How did they do that?

There's a hundred burgers.

Oh my God.

Wow, that was a lot faster than I expected. Yeah, well it was slower than what I expected. You expect me to carry all that? You are the delivery driver. Gotta earn your tips somehow. Heh heh heh. Quickest kitchen in history, chat! Oh my goodness, dude! Quickest kitchen ever!

Oh, hey. The tour guide is hungry. The tour guide needs to eat. What do you want? A pop single burger with fries. Okay, coming right up.

Y'all call it pop?

There's that. The kitchen is so fast. There you go Well if it isn't Martha meets the loser that grew up to be a loser tour guide

Shut up, Brad. I've been training in martial arts and I've no problem putting in you in your place. Please do it

Please do it Fight him

Stop fighting you idiots. Every time I turn my back you're starting trouble Brad. You're lucky I don't tell your mom. I'm sorry Ms. Goodman please don't tell my mom. Anyways I'll take over out here. Can you look for your co-workers? I can't seem to find any of them.

Hopefully they didn't run away after that big order. Heard it went smoothly though, good job. Anyways, check the freezer first, then the break room and maybe outside. Freezer, break room, outside. Got it, chat? Yes.

Freezer, break room, outside. Who's in the freezer? What are y'all doing? Wait, does he actually know there's ghosts in here? What are you guys doing in the freezer Investigating and hunting vampires. We detected death nearby. So we followed it in here

You sure you're not sensing all the hamburger meat No, it's something else. Maybe it's the ghosts powering the freezer. Ghosts. Nothing, just some nonsense my co-worker was saying. Have you seen my co-workers? No, sorry, but we'll keep hunting for the truth. Cool. Where else, chat? Break room? room why the lights off back here chat why's the lights off oh my god oh my god

Vamp! Bobbert's dead! What happened? I'm dead! What happened? Is this a prank? Oh my goodness, where's he at? Vamp!

Lord. Lord have mercy. Hey, somebody dead in the back! That's the, oh my goodness, look at, Vamp! What? Chat, where Vamp at, for real?

Where is bro?

You think he in the bathroom? He gotta be in the bathroom. Ooh, they got hit with ads. Lord have mercy, where is he at? Chat, where is he? I don't see him.

Excuse me.

Oh, Vamp, our car worker's dead. Yeah. Come follow me. Vamp, look, he dead. VAMP go?

Who do we tell?

Hey!

Somebody dead! Wait, what do we do? Examine the body? Buster, I done did that.

Oh, the note?

The face you trust brings the end with denial. The trap has already sprung. Now panic sets in. Friend becomes foe. Fear become fuel. My charm will ensnare you one by one like petals I will steal the warmth from your neck your death lives on as a tool of evil can you go find Timothy no I hate that guy he's always revealing my secrets well do it anyways I think he's hiding out in the break room I missed the old boss he was much nicer are we playing as Bob right now This is cinema.

I already read that. No we didn't get to see who killed him. Oh my goodness. guilty what there's no way that's how you're leaving the demo there's no way did it. Yo W demo though man. We need this game to come out now. That was a good demo right there. Dare I say game of the year again. Yo W demo for real chat. A great stream. I love y'all man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Appreciate all the gifted subs, donos, bits, follows, and of course I appreciate y'all for just hanging out.

Y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, Y'all have a good rest of y'all's night, have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. Love it, alright? Peace out y'all.