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IHIP News: Kristi Noem is GETTING FIRED?! Her AFFAIR Gets EXPOSED And Trump Admin is PISSED!
I've Had It
One of the more corrupt, flamboyant, and incompetent members of Trump's cabinet is none other than Christy Noem. And what's interesting about Christy Noem to me is she is the perfect Donald Trump patsy. But we're hearing rumors that she's going to be axed. And here's the reason why. When I saw this, I laughed out loud.
Insiders reveal Trump may axe Ice Barbie over secret romance. Are you fucking kidding me with the hypocrisy that Trump is going to fire somebody for an extramarital affair?
Okay, question. Okay.
She's been having the affair with this guy for a long time. When he hired her, everybody knows she's been screwing Corey Lewandowski for years now. Like, it's just widely known. So, fire her over the affair. That's what the report is. But here's the rub on it.
Glenn Youngkin, his term as governor is getting ready to be over, and reports are Trump would rather have him in than Christie Noe. And also reports are, Stephen Miller doesn't like Kristi now. So there you have it. But I mean, for the reason to be
that she's had an extramarital affair, which by the way, I went in and looked at her Twitter and whenever these accusation comes up, she always goes to, we're a godly family, give me a break. And then, so I just want to remind everybody before she's fired, let's look at some of her favorite costumes.
So this is a sitting secretary of Homeland Security and it's not even Halloween. She's a firefighter. She's a sheriff. She's a dental hygienist. She's a construction worker. She's on a boat. She's a dental hygienist. She's a construction worker. She's on a boat.
She's got her AR-15. I mean, this woman spends more time and money in costume than anything I've ever seen in my life. How can this be a serious cabinet member? Please tell me. Okay, we did an episode on this way back when.
A listener from South Dakota had emailed Kylie like you guys need to look into this. And it's back in our YouTube library, you guys. It's unbelievable. She's a hygienist and one of them.
It's crazy.
Here's what here's what I need to know about this. Okay, like, I get playing dress up like, you know, you're younger, you want to play dress up, or maybe for Halloween you dress up. A sitting governor dressing up as a realtor and a hygienist and all of these things. I need to know the psychology behind this. I need to know like, because every single one of these images, Kylie put it up, looks
the cover of a porn.
Every single one of them looks like, like, look at the one where she's pulling the person over. It's like, I'm going to have to take you into custody.
Bad, bad boy.
It's really weird. You know, but here's the thing. Obviously, she's narcissistic beyond all measure. If you remember just going down the greatest hits of Kristi Noem, we had the Texas floods where children could have been saved, but they weren't because they didn't have the right equipment. And so it was a disaster. They called in the federal government. She didn't respond to that, yet she unveiled her portrait of her on the horse, like her
official portrait. She loves to look at herself. She loves pictures of herself. She's not a serious person. Also remember when she was governor of South Dakota, she did the dental commercial for some dentist in Texas. I mean this is not a serious person at all. So I'm gonna guess
narcissism. I don't know. There's probably a million different things she could do. And I wanted just to... I had forgotten about this. We call her puppy killer, goat killer, because we know she killed her child's dog. But here's something I had forgotten. In the same book that she brags about killing her dog, she says she has a showdown and stared down Kim Jong-un, but she never met him.
So this is a woman that lies about a dictator of a foreign country and brags about killing her dog. It's crazy to me that nobody in her orbit would say, you can't talk about killing your
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It's verifiable. You've never met during your time in Congress with Kim Jong-un. But she just, she just, I think it endured her to Trump more when she killed her dog. Here's the thing, Pamps. She did all of this before she got this promotion. Right. Do you know what I mean? Like in the MAGAverse, things that are disqualifying for normal people are qualifying in the Maggotverse. The more morally collapsed you are, the more dogs you kill, the more costumes you put on,
the more you lie, the easier it will be for you to worship a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, and sit around a cabinet meeting and tell him how great it is. Because imagine this, Trump, in order for him to function, he has to feel like he's the best, okay? And he's the biggest piece of shit on the planet.
So you have to find people that are worse than him in order for him to feel like he shines. So the people surrounding him, these are the worst people in the United States of America. Stephen Miller, Christie Noem, Marco Rubio, and on and on and on. Because if you think about how low the bar is with him, it's even lower for these other people.
I mean, you have to be a really bad person to want to go work for him. And you have to be a really bad industry titan to want to go bend the knee to him. Like these are people without conviction, without conviction at all. And it's to see it on the national stage, global stage like this, it's still so surreal. Listener, I've got a question for you. If you could stop an intruder
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She's put people in alligator alcatraz. Let's not forget that she went to sea cot and stood in front of that jail cell and was proud of it. She liked it. She likes standing. It made her feel like a big time person to do that.
I mean, it's so her moral compass is non-existent in my opinion. Like the cup killing a puppy was just the tip of the iceberg. And this says, Kristi Noem writes that she killed her family's nasty and mean goat the same way she killed cricket. Like she brags about killing shit. It's so offensive. And I fear that there are a lot more
people like her than we would think. But one thing I just, in reviewing Kristi Noem and all the greatest hits of the fuck ups, the one thing when I think about Kristi Noem that always comes to my mind is this. Her dancing and trying to play kanks on the campaign trail for 37 minutes.
Remember she kept going, sir do you want to go back sir? And it was just insanity on the highest level which that's why I thought she got the job. But I realize after we've talked about it and seen it close up, it is because she has absolutely no morals or ethics. That's that's why she likes him. I want to remind everybody to that something else she's done besides the Jets is I believe she spent 200 million and Kylie can fact
check that number, making propaganda ads for herself. And she's also in charge of recruiting all of these ICE agents. And I read a stat recently that an ICE agent is something like 10 times more likely to have a criminal record than a detainee. And now you can barely go into an American airport without, she's a thirst trap. This woman wants to thirst trap.
Like the thing about this government is they want to make it, it's like the reality TV show government, they want to make it about their personality. So you're going through TSA, and you see this broad up there with this propaganda shit. And I just, how unserious of a country we've become in such a record pace. But I'm going to tell you this, it brings me back to, and I try, I know there's nothing I can do about it, but there are certain days where it's worse for me than others. It brings me back to what an indict try, I know there's nothing I can do about it, but there are certain days where it's worse for me than others.
It brings me back to what an indictment this is on Democrats. That she stood on stage with a guy with advanced dementia that bopped around like a little bopper listening to Ave Maria. She normalized it. This is after the reveal that she shot her goat. This is after the reveal that she shot her goat. This is after the reveal that she shot a puppy. It's not just that she did these things that she thought she should write about them in
her autobiography, which is another layer of fucked upness. After all of that, the Democrats still couldn't beat these people. Yeah. It's just-dropping because it should have been a layup. It should have been the easiest thing on the planet, but it wasn't done. And now we've got the dental hygienist slash nurse in charge of fucking Homeland Security. So anyway, I just thought that was funny that they're going to fire her because she's having an extramarital affair in this administration.
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