I’m going somewhere important, that is also top secret for about another week or so buttttttt that

Let's go get my hair done. Before I go I need an energy drink from the garage fridge. We are here. It's time for us to go and get my roots touched up because I am awfully gray and I have somewhere to be at the end of December and I can't tell you where I'm going. It's on an airplane and it's somewhere exciting.

I'm certain it was just mismarked.

I have dry shampoo in my hair, I'm sorry.

No, it feels really good.

I know that I am the cause of all of my problems. If something better comes up, yeah. But they're flying me out right in time to be home for Christmas Eve. This is like a big, big deal.

I have no idea.

I haven't even talked to Matt about it. Yes, girl! Yeah! They're so cute. You know what that shows how old we are. Getting a good air purifier. I'm a fucking adult man. If you could tie it to my brain that'd be great. I agree. Bull bitch. I can't with you. 50 year old Jessica's problem. Exactly. It's going to last good. The comments are awful.

You can understand it from a different level.

Oh, it feels so good. I love it when it's so tight.

But do you see how gray I am up top now? Crisscross, knock on literally everything. Not necessarily, because there's this book. Eventually what they do is it's called Sunset setting a book so that's neither here nor there. Look this is my real hair. I know. Oh my god no wait look. I know extensions absolutely help your hair grow. Wait my real hair is longer than the extension. I have to decide what the hell I'm gonna wear let me show you some options. I don't know anything

you are a mid-size girly and I do look good in a fucking headband. I have this.

You look good in everything.

Thank you.

I like when you try things on too.

You know how I am.

Yeah, she just lasered off my old bra, so I.

How was that?

Aquaflora.

More than anything else.

I think so.

It's like in a silver bottle. You also know I used to cut my own hair. So, no. I have a tiny head, too.

Girl!

Touch her.

I get so healthy all the way down. You've got nice, thick hair. The color match is beautiful.

She's stunning.

It has to get worse before it gets better.

It does. It does.

There we go.