The bankroll is healthy. $120 spins on money balls. Let's fire some money balls in there. Let's get a jackpot bonus, some free games, spike a bunch of money balls, then get a 5x money balls, win a bunch, and then do some other fun stuff. How does that sound?
Great. It's 50 cent denom, 240.50 cents is what that is.
240.50 that is 240 50 cents. Oh, yeah
And now when we hit this grand because we're good at that it's gonna be a hundred and a hundred thousand actually not much Not much what hasn't moved much
Usually when I hit grands, I like it to be like 200 grand to 14. Yeah That's the amount I usually hit
Yeah, usually so in this game you need the money values or the credit values in column 1, 2, and 3 to get paid on them. You need the money balls symbol in the middle column
to move the 8, which is what we're chasing right now. Oh, that would have been good. Miner's 3,000.
What did we start with? 20,000 something?
21,000. What do we start with? 20,000 something? 21,000 of Inage.
That's a lot of Inage.
And the jackpot bonus or free games bonus balls can randomly trigger the bonus.
And they will.
Did you know that slots is a game of Inage?
It's a game of winage, isn't it?
Yeah, ideally.
Farmer Kevin, how you doing today?
I'm doing great. You feeling good? Feeling good. I really actually like this game. It's one of my favorites.
I like this game too.
Kevin is sitting in the W2 chair, W2 in a slot tournament today.
You reckon we're going to win here, Kevin?
I reckon we got a good chance.
We're fixing to win.
We need the free games or jackpot bonus. That's the big trick to this. Or any money ball movement. So far it's been a... Complete disaster.
Oh yeah, terrible.
We're fixing to get something right here I think.
But you know what, I heard you're never out of it in this game.
Ah, yeah.
It didn't sound that way.
You might be able to be out of it in this game.
Nah.
Well we're definitely getting wrecked. Oh, yeah, we're getting wrecked. Oh, that's good. Free games, come on. Nothing?
It appears nothing.
So we caught two of those orbs that say money balls? Yeah.
Sometimes in this game, a couple fast bins is lucky.
I noticed you're trying that. Well, it worked.
That's when I got the two money balls.
What's the theory behind that?
We're down 5,000.
Yeah, that's ridiculous. Oh, that's not bad. Well, it's not. 390. Yeah, we're getting wrecked.
I mean, we are betting $120 a spin.
Yeah, we got that going for us.
We need the free games.
Badly. Is the win ability all the way up?
Oh yeah. Come on. Come on. This is a disaster. Oh man. It's probably because you were complaining
that the grand is only 100,000. Yeah that's's it. It's a new game, they just added it here. Oh, come on. Get it. No!
Man alive. This is not good.
This is really bad. Jackpot bonus. Come on. At least.
Nope. What's better, jackpot or free games?
Free games.
Free games by a mile.
Free games can lead to all kinds of good things.
Jackpot probably worth $2,000. Oh my gosh.
$7,000 to beat down already.
Wow. Come on.
Have we collected any Moneyball Pays? No.
No.
Oh come on, come on.
Nope.
Do you think we overfed the machine putting $21,000 in?
Yep, it thinks we don't need the money. I don't think so. You got to make them think you're serious. Are you nervous yet Kevin? No, not even a little. I am.
Moneyball! Oh God, we are way out of it. But listen, at least it's over. WBG, sometimes your optimism is annoying. No, I'm not being optimistic.
It's annoying.
No, I'm not being optimistic.
I'm like, let's stop the bleeding.
You're finding a positive in getting absolutely wrecked.
No, I breathe a sigh of relief.
That's bad.
Halftime report.
Since we just chased that Moneyballs and got wrecked for $6,000, we're going to do something else possibly dumb. Chase this minor and then along the way hit this major. Are we going to play Eagle Claw or what do you think? Whatever you want. We'll see. I'll start with Eagle Claw.
Eagle Claw, got it. Dollar probably. Max bet.
Max bet dollars. Alright, we need this to look like 21,000. That money balls was discouraging. I like when you get the free games and you win a lot on that game. I vastly prefer that to getting completely and utterly wrecked.
Me too. Well at least it didn't go to 30 and we didn't lose 30,000 or something. Right, I mean, 6,000 is a result that I think we can live with.
We don't want to live with it.
We need to send that year-to-date total in the right direction. We took a little bite out of it on the old Reno trip, huh?
A little.
Yeah, I think we're only down like 300,000 now.
Hopefully they welcome us back to Vegas in style here.
Let's just pop that major. We did it before at a number like this.
I think Grand Dragon's going to be the way.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
We'll see if you're right.
Let's enter the Grand Dragon Dojo and leave the Eagle Claw Dojo behind.
We have done well on this game before. I mean, three of these thingies.
That's right.
The unique thing about this bonus is the lines are doubled.
In the bonus?
In the bonus, yeah.
So like all the line pays pay double? It's just more lines.
Let's get that.
They add more lines or they just do double the same lines?
That's a good question. Let's get it and find out.
I think it's just the line pays pay double rather than adding more lines.
I think you said it the way I was thinking it.
Okay. 4-10.
That looked like it should have been something.
Oh!
Oh!
That dragon should count.
And also the wild symbol is a re-trigger symbol too. Not just the bonus symbol.
Yeah, and the bonus. Oh, a dragon should count. And also the wild symbol is a re-trigger symbol too.
Not just the bonus symbol.
Yeah, in the bonus.
Let's get that.
Yeah, we got a massive bonus one time with two four-coin re-triggers.
And it just paid a ton.
Let's do that.
Come on. We're gonna need to do something. What other game can you win a lot on? I can think of one. Which? Dollar Streak. Oh on this? Yeah. Are you talking about another game? Another game? Well,
I was talking about on this. Oh, okay. Yeah. I've never seen Dollar Streak win. Well, let's see if we can see it today.
I have not.
Oh yes, you have.
I haven't.
Oh yes, you have.
Win.
Wow, that was 400.
Oh, I thought we had it.
The wilds unfold in this game, kind of like Eagle Claw.
A two and four.
You have to get number five to get real big pays.
Okay. That should have been more.
Trick is finding the lucky game.
Sometimes it takes a while.
Oh, that's not aligned, that five dice.
Apparently not.
So Matt, since you've acquired such an interest in jet travel and jets, private jets, are you able to determine what jet they model this symbol after? No.
Private?
I'm not that much of an expert.
Oh! And all private jets are pretty fancy. Well, you know how like the cars always kind of resemble, oh, it looks like a, it looks kind of like a Porsche.
I mean, some people would be able to do that, but not me.
I don't have enough experience yet.
I mean, they don't make it an exact copy, but it definitely has a, it's definitely inspired
by some real jet. Sure. I never thought that looks like a Porsche. I mean, they don't make it an exact copy, but it definitely has a it's definitely inspired by some real jet sure
I never thought that looks like a Porsche. I always thought it looked like an f430 11 doesn't it Ferrari f430 to me
but
You'll be getting to a couple quite a bit, but we need to get three
Oh Quite a bit, but we need to get three. Alright.
$300.
8,000 of downage.
Wreckage.
What's going to be the hot game?
So far, none of them.
What else we got?
Thundercash or Mustang Money.
Alright, let's try Thundercash, then Mustang Money.
One of them is going to be hot.
Oh, 750. Oh, this looks like the hot game then, apparently. We found it. This is the one. This is it.
This is hot like Hansel.
Hot like James in the slob tournament. Oh yeah, that was awesome.
Come on. You think he won?
Oh yeah, he won.
He won for sure.
Wow, long shoot.
I mean, that's the way to do it, where there's not even a question.
Yeah, he just absolutely crushed it. Yeah, that was a mic drop of a performance.
$100,000 for first place?
I'll take it. That's a lot of money.
Is there rebuys in that slot?
No.
No?
No.
Oh, wow.
I was going to say, well, let me ask you a question, because you know this sort of thing. He got two massive scores.
Yes.
If there were rebuys, would you even bother
rebuying? Yes. Really? Yeah, if you have good scores you want to protect it.
But it's like, well, but they play six places too. Yeah, really? With a 700 and a 600?
I mean, there's more value when you have the medium high scores probably.
Yeah.
But, I mean, that's...
To try and protect your lead, it's worth it, you think?
Yeah.
I think you want to try and bring that average up.
Oh!
Oh, 525.
Oh, you meant like a dear James if you should buy it. Yeah.
I probably meant like everybody else.
No, no, no. James.
Yeah, if you have really bad scores, it's not worth it. It's when you have the medium high scores where you get
the most value out of doing it.
Come on.
Well, if this performance so far was a slot tournament, we'd be in last place.
I mean, if you have one really good score that's when you're like they're only taking the top two. Yeah. That's when you really really need to. Eagle Claw? Or try Mustang Money?
That's the only one we haven't tried? Or keep trying this? Well that's the last one we
haven't tried. Do you think it's the one? Let's see. Mustang Money. Maybe that's the
hot game.
We've been bouncing around a lot here.
Well, I've just been trying them all, you know, giving them 50 or 75 spins. So far we're down 8,000. Come on, horse heads.
Three of those horse heads in the middle three columns is the bonus.
Alright, I give up. I'm going to look for a question.
Yeah, good idea. It's our only hope.
Come on. Ah.
Thought we had it.
Ah.
Thought we had it.
Hey, we got it.
I found one for you, Kevin.
Alright. Well, just for you, Kevin. Alright.
Well, just the looking process helped.
What do we need here?
You need the open, the purple Mustang symbols in columns 1 and 5.
Okay.
Ah.
Alright, we got it in 5, 1.
Now we need both.
We're gonna get it.
Both.
Come on.
You usually get a lot of re-triggers in this game too. Come on! Huh? All right, here we go. Gosh, darn it. Let's go!
We need a re-trigger right here. Oh, we got the open at least. We need the horse heads in the middle three.
Oh, OK. A little something.
Not the end of the world.
Not too bad.
I spun once.
Very eager.
I am.
So Kevin, I just so happen to find a question for you.
OK, yeah.
And I figured since you're here...
Probably better to ask when he's here than when he's not here.
Yeah, I mean sometimes we gotta call him up. Alright, here we go. CRUJones10 says, For Farmer Kevin, is there any movie or TV show that properly and accurately shows what farmer life is like? Big City Greens, Green Acres, sun a lot with polished shore.
I don't know these movies, but are there any in particular that you can think of TV shows or movies that accurately depict?
That's a good question. I'll have to think about that a minute. Nothing's coming to mind right now.
What are you going to use for equipment?
Yeah, that's a good question too.
Matt, haven't you said something about land man farming?
No, oil. But it's in his area, it's in Midland.
That's actually really good and it's pretty accurate. I mean for the most part that's a great show. It's right there. You ever see Billy Bob Thornton? No, but they were filming in my hometown the other day. It was kind of neat. It was a big convoy of folks driving around with, you know, all over town. It was kind of neat.
Really?
Is Billy Bob Thorne in Landman?
He is.
Yeah, he's the star.
I haven't seen it yet.
Well, you better see that.
Have you ever watched Dallas? The TV show Dallas?
I've heard about it. It was before my time. Is it that? Let's see. It's about Dallas. Is that Yellowstone?
Come on! Hey!
Is it the Eagle 41?
I don't think so, but maybe.
Oh, no Eagle.
No fifth row Eagle side bet there.
Yeah. Alright, Eagle Claw. What happens?
What happens? Oh, it just wasn't starting.
Eagles, oh nothing, right? Oh wolves, okay.
Alright. Nothing? Eagle, Eagle, Eagle.
Nothing.
Alright, Queens, that's not very good though. We need three Eagles in the middle. on Eagle in the middle Oh blocker exact same amount as the last one? Pretty sure. Similar. Well we're clawing our way back.
Get it? Equal clawing. Looks like the question of the day worked. Yeah so what were you saying about Yellowstone? Yeah I was just thinking it was kind of a little bit similar to that Dallas. I've
never seen Dallas but I've just thought I've heard that. Is that Yellowstone about a farm?
I haven't seen Yellowstone? Oh my gosh.
What do you do?
Work all the time?
You haven't seen Yellowstone?
You haven't seen Landman?
Well, Yellowstone, I think they had the first episode for free on some streaming deal and I didn't have the streaming service where the show was on and I'm not going to spring for that extra $12 a month for just...
The way that you... I don't know.
The way that you are with money is just like, you'd be like last night, we're just sitting there, and then he's like, hey Kevin, you want to do some 13.50 spins? And they just sit there, and they do these 13.50 spins, and they lose like $4,500 in about four seconds.
That's not a problem.
$12 for a streaming service. Now you're getting crazy, WBG.
So, but is that about, I mean, is that accurately depicted as far as you know?
Well, I mean, that's basically ranching. It's not so much farming.
Oh, that's the top symbol.
But, you know, ranching and farming kind of go together.
It's all the same folks. It's all dirt. Yeah. Okay, forgive my ignorance, but what is the difference between farming and ranching?
I mean, ranching is like livestock, cattle, things like that. Farming is, well, I mean, you can be a farmer and have this, do both with hay and things like that, but mostly I'm row crop, you know, like we're, you know, food and driver.
Grow crop? Don't you know anything about farming?
So crops that grow in a row?
Exactly, yeah.
Oh, is it grow or row? Grow crop or row crop?
Well, there's both. They grow in rows and it also grows.
But you said row with an R, right?
Yes.
Oh, I thought it was grow. Oh, I had a question.
Idiot. Oh yeah. Do they have buckle bunnies in farming or just in ranching?
Well, I think that's mostly the rodeo deal.
Oh yeah?
What did you call it?
Buckle bunnies.
What's a buckle bunny, Kevin?
Oh, is that like a badge bunny?
It's very pretty women that come around the rodeo and wear belt buckles. And they like the guys that are in the rodeo? Is that the deal?
I guess so, yeah.
I was thinking of doing some rodeo. I think I'd be pretty good at it.
I think you should.
Oh yeah.
I went to the rodeo.
Yeah, I remember well I thought that was Rodeo Matt.
That's my cousin rodeo Matt. Yeah, he usually comes in and does one video a year.
Oh, idiot.
But you also, you're a farmer but you have livestock too. Are those just accessories or pets or what?
Yeah, I do both but just on a smaller scale. You know, I mean that's not my main living, but I do have some livestock and cattle. Do you have buffalo or bison is what you have?
We're running bison.
What's the difference?
And then the cattle, you know.
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Bison I think is what's like native to America here, you know, the buffalo is really like a water buffalo in Africa I think. Oh yeah? But for some reason we call them buffalo. But it's like the ones on your machines that we play all the time. Those are really bison.
Oh they are? So we should change it to bison when we're calling them?
You could try that, it might catch on. But I think buffalo kind of sounds meaner and better.
Yeah.
Is it safe to say that you live in a home where the buffalo roam?
That's very safe to say, yep. Yep. And then what was that thing, remember when we went helicopter hunting and we got that thing and it called an
Aw Dad? What's an Aw Dad?
Oh, that's just a sheep, kind of a ram that's native. I think they're native to Texas.
Oh really?
Yeah.
That thing was big.
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
What other kind of exotic animals do you have? Oh, a bunch. We got a bunch of different things.
Yeah?
Really what's native to our area is like white tail and...
What do you have that's not native? Like zebras?
Yeah, we have, just for fun though, we have zebra, camel...
You have a camel?
That's pretty neat. Trying to get you to come up there and see them. They're pretty interesting. They'll come up and eat out of your hand.
Do they spit at you?
Not yet.
That's what I heard camels do.
They can really spit far.
I think llamas are pretty bad about that.
I haven't had the camels do it yet. What's the situation with ostrich these days? I remember 10, 20 years ago they were everywhere. You'd see them on the... people trying to sell them on the side of the
freeway. They were $20,000, $30,000. Yeah, they're not that high anymore. I mean they're pretty expensive. I want to say like a female's $1,500 or maybe a male's $1,500, females are $3,000, something like that. Didn't your son Wheeler shoot an ostrich recently? Well yeah, he was trying to keep it off the interstate. It got loose and he didn't want anybody to get hurt so he decided to take it out. Which is kind of cool of him I guess, but who knows, the teenager in him might have just been wanting to do it for fun.
Let it out, idiots.
Yeah, that's like one time me and my friends went hunting. You went hunting? I doubt it. No, we did. We were out on Darryl's Ranch in King City. And we were drinking and a couple things went wrong that day. So I gotta just do a little public service announcement. Drinking and hunting don't go well together, right?
No, that's a bad idea.
So, the first thing that happened is we threw the shotgun in the front seat and there was like an old blanket or something there because the seat was all ripped on this old truck. And somehow, I don't know how it was, we threw the shotgun in there and then the blanket caught the trigger and it shot the gun and it went like right in front of my friend and it almost shot him right in the mid section which would have been just terrible. But it missed him so we thought that was funny. And then we were trying to shoot these pigs,
these wild pigs because I guess they're a problem, right? And we couldn't find any pigs and I really was in the mood to hunt so I ended up shooting one of his cows. Oh no. Yeah. And he got really mad because he said that, how much does a cow cost?
I mean, I don't know back then. Right now they're really high. At least $2,500.
Oh.
But you know, you shoot one on somebody's property, the price might go way up.
Yeah?
Well, I don't know if they knew we did it.
It didn't look like it killed it. I think it just hurt it. This is a long time ago, and you've
learned your lesson since then.
I mean, I was like a teenager crying out sick.
Yeah, yeah.
You were in the mood to go hunting.
The mood.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, in the mood to go hunting. And then somehow you want us to believe that a blanket shot a shotgun. Yeah, I'm not making this up. I'm telling you. No, this sounds very reasonable.
This is a disaster. This is worse than my hunting trip.
We're getting wrecked, you guys.
Under cash. Gotta be.
Should we try a different Denam?
Sure. Should we try $60?
How do you do that?
$10.3?
Yeah, I mean this is just...
That always works to raise the bet, right? Oh yeah, every time, every time. So Matt, do you think that EJ inherited your mood to hunt? That's why he became a tadpole hunter?
Uh-huh, that was what it was, yeah. I remember I went to Kevin's farm for the opening of dove season, and this is what it was like when the doves cried.
Yeah, it's a fun time in Texas, dove season.
I was pretty good at shooting them, what are those things, coyotes? Yeah, I was like Clint Eastwood on that thing. And the coyotes, they're not good because they eat your cows?
Yeah, they'll get your livestock instead. And they reproduce real fast, you know, it's hard to kind of keep them under control.
Yeah.
Have you guys ever seen such a disaster as what's happening today? Oh no. This is really bad. I mean we we got totally wrecked on money balls.
Now we're totally wrecked on this. So what I was saying, I was glad it was over. It's kind of like, no, I'd be glad it's over, right? Because this could go on forever.
Not forever.
Well, no, it can't go on forever.
But it can continue to go this way.
It can continue to go poorly. It can go about twice as bad as it's going now.
This machine is an absolute disaster. You never know, maybe we'll hit the major. I mean that would be funny, but we need to at this point.
There are big, big bonuses in this game.
On Thunder Cash?
Oh yeah.
What's got the biggest bonuses?
Probably Grand Dragon.
We should keep increasing the bet the closer we get to the jackpot.
Fine by me.
I'll knock that on you.
Yeah, because it will end at some point.
This is a disaster, you guys.
Oh my gosh.
We're down over ten grand.
Yeah, it's annoying.
I was in such a good mood about eight minutes ago.
Hopefully you weren't in the mood for hunting.
No, I got that out of my system when I was like 17.
I've never been hunting.
Come on!
That's a shock.
Do you think a lot of vegans are big hunters?
No, I don't think so.
But I, I mean... I mean you guys could go out and like have a tofu shooting contest or an eggplant, like put a bunch of eggplants up on targets.
Yeah, there you go.
Come back and like carve up filet of broccoli. A vegan hunting expedition, that almost sounds like an Adam Sandler movie or something.
Vegan hunters.
It's funny, I've had people ask me, how did you become such good friends with a vegan? Oh really? He's like the best guy I've ever known. One of my best friends ever. It doesn't matter, it's amazing.
So what are you saying, most vegans are really weird, but not WVT? Somebody thought that. Somebody, yeah. Well, all those Texas people, if you're not eating steak for breakfast, you know, you're kind of a pansy.
Listen, if you're not able to be friends with a diverse group of people, you're not going to have many friends. Because everybody's different in their own way. I mean, we're even friends with Canadians.
Yeah.
Canadians are always so nice.
A little bit closer friends today, especially. Yeah.
Yeah, well.
You know, this time we played that slot tournament.
Man, he crushed.
Thank God for that slot tournament.
Speaking of crushed, man, we're getting crushed.
How can we win this back?
All it takes is money. Just gotta bet a little more.
Yeah, exactly.
You're at 950 maybe we'll go a bit.
Alright, up to 80.
Come on!
Come on! Darn it!
Come on. I just thought we would bounce around and find the hot game, you know?
We only have one bonus, right?
Come on!
Yeah, one bonus this entire time.
No, two.
I'll take money and you do a cloth.
Oh yeah.
I was wrong.
And the money balls, but just hitting the ten is a disaster.
Yeah, you need free games. We're going to stick it out here for the $80 bets here.
We're going to switch games.
I don't know, do you have anyone have a recommendation?
I'm a...
I like the Eagle Bucks.
You like the Eagle Bucks?
I like them.
I don't know why.
Alright.
Well, it's your day, Kevin.
I'm always calling it a day.
Yeah, you're getting blamed for this. Well, it's your day Kevin. I'm always calling it a day.
Yeah, you're getting blamed for this.
There's going to be a shirt and everything.
I blame Kevin. The row crop farmer.
So are those buffalo or bison?
Bison I believe. So how did you get involved in farming? You just decided one day to become a farmer?
I think I was just born into it. I never wanted to do anything else. Like fourth generation.
Oh is that right? Fourth generation.
Was it true that your farm was founded in 1823 originally?
No, but we joked about it.
What was that show 1842? There's a show, another Tyler Taylor Sheridan show, I think it's called like 1842. Oh yeah, that was actually a great show. 1923. Was it 1923? 19-something, right? I don't know. I think it was 18-something. It's really good. Well you know what's not good? This is horrible. You just had the worst ideas today EJ.
Oh come on we're blaming Kevin not me. No I'm blaming you. I mean this is brutal.
And then we're gonna get this $958 major in a minute and then we'll be like yay. I mean minor. Well at least it'll be over. We're coming up on 960. Yeah, this is really frustrating.
We need a bonus, man.
Come on, Eagle Claw, don't be annoying.
I used to love watching y'all livestream these games, because you would do it for hours and hours and it was so much fun.
Yeah, they are fun when you go for the major.
Yeah.
Kevin, it looks like you and I are going to have to play some more of those $1350 spins.
I know, it's going to have to.
That's the only way to get it back, right? I've very rarely seen those 1350 spins work.
Yeah, but when they do...
Come on, Eagle Bucks!
My gosh!
Just torch $20,000 basically.
Well, not yet.
Getting close though.
Maybe we've got to go to $100,000 soon.
What other game can you win a lot on?
I mean...
2-2 Grand Dragon.
Grand Dragon you can win a lot. That's the thing. $100 Grand Dragon.
Alright, what a disaster. Come on. This is going to be a huge comeback I have a feeling. Needs to be.
Wow, we've moved this a lot.
Yeah.
I mean we could have hit it first spin.
But we didn't.
I know. Oh my gosh, come on!
This is brutal!
Isn't the bonus frequency much better than this normally?
Oh for sure, yeah we're running really bad.
I've seen it when you get bonuses every few spins. I've never seen it this bad.
And the miners are just going all the way.
It's brutal when that does that.
This is a nightmare.
Yeah, even hitting the major wouldn't get us even.
Not even close. We need a bonus.
We need a bonus. We need a bonus.
It's the only path to profitability.
At $100 it could be a big bonus.
Oh yeah. When you just don't see the bonus symbol in the first two columns, it, so devastating.
$16,000! And it's still climbing the miner. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
I mean, no matter where you start, the ones that pay randomly, you rate to hit it halfway from where you start.
So we were at, what, 850?
Yeah.
So when we started...
925, right?
Yeah, rated to rated dinner around 925
Well we're not gonna get a bonus either it's gonna hit the second thousand stupid dollars
Come on nope Oh my gosh.
Come on.
Nope.
I'm going to puke.
I've seen it actually go to the very, very end.
Wow.
We need a bonus so bad.
Not going to happen unfortunately.
Oh! That was our chance.
That was our only chance.
Yeah we got like what, two spins left?
One spin?
That's it. It went all the way to the end.
Wow, what a fricking joke.
Think we got the major?
I don't really. Don't think you can play for a bonus at this point?
I can't believe you can quit it.
Halftime report. We're getting crushed. Down $16,000. Gotta find a game where you're never out of it. Lucky $75 on Buffalo Link. It's our only hope.
I just have a feeling that we're gonna make the comeback
today for some reason.
I hope you're right.
Me too.
I think you're right.
It's been a while since we've had like a miracle comeback. So we're due. When it felt like we were out of it.
This just, this day just went off the rails on us.
Oh my goodness, it went terribly.
The buffalo's hunting us, or the eagle claw's hunting us. Kevin, do you guys have eagles out by you? You ever see them flying around? Or is that not part of the country.
Not necessarily West Texas. I think in Central Texas there is some, but there are not a lot of them.
I know it's mostly like in California, Colorado kind of a thing or other parts of the country.
How do they fly?
Do they fly like an eagle?
They do.
They let the spirit carry them.
Into the future.
Well in the spirit of Steve Miller we need some abracadabra here. Abracadabra, checkmark, we need something here. We need something. Hopefully we can avoid a reload here and get some kind of big bonus. You ever notice that when we're playing with Kevin we all kind of develop a little bit of a draw, a little Texas draw? Yeah, it's kind of infectious. I love it.
I love, I could listen to you talk all day.
I like to fire it in there Well, we're fixing to get completely wrecked today Kevin
Oh
Small parts of that big school.
How much does that pay?
That scene in that movie, what is it, Sweet Home Alabama, where the guy's like, just because I talk slow don't mean I'm dumb.
I've always thought that was pretty good.
Which is not true, I am pretty dumb, but I don't think so. The accent seems to come across that way.
Yeah, you know, it's funny, I was talking to a guy one time, a super smart guy, he's like, yeah, people always think because I talk this way that I'm a hayseed. But I mean, this guy is one of the smartest people I've ever met.
Really? Yeah.
Well, this is going kind of like everything else today so far.
You think the gambling gods know that we just won a grand? Well, this is going kind of like everything else today so far. You think the gambling gods know that we just won a grand? They're just like, well, you guys have money to give back.
No, because if that's how it would work, they would say, oh, you're still,
you're still losing a lot and they need to give it back to us.
I think it would help if we bet $500 on a coin bonus. Oh yeah.
What side are you on?
I want coins.
Alright, you got coins. I have money, Buffalo. $500.
That works every time. Watch. Coin!
Oh, that would have been so beautiful.
I got a better idea. Let's bet one $13.50 spin, but the person who wins, or who loses the bet, pays for it, but you split it with the other guy.
I like that.
So no matter what the result is, even if it pays $200 back, they get half of it.
That's a great idea.
Okay.
It's a terrible idea.
It's basically you're betting $6.75.
Finding a way to give the casino more money. I think it sounds fun.
Yeah, I do too.
One 1350 spin.
If we hit a royal, maybe EJ will put a picture of it in the end or something.
Yeah, sure.
Come on!
Oh boy. So for the side bet stats it counts as 1350. Oh, I want you to win that. I wanted to win that.
Hey!
You got a free roll on half a 1350 spin coming. Awesome. Come on.
Oh, I'm going to win that.
I'm going to win that.
I'm going to win that.
I'm going to win that.
I'm going to win that. A half a 1350 spin coming. Awesome.
Come on. We need something big here. Yes. All right.
It's a start.
Oh. Oh What yeah, yeah man did we ever
Lucky Rob just popped his head in.
We need you Lucky Rob, we're getting wrecked.
Well, there should be a lucky spin here.
Oh yeah, you'll get in there.
The Lucky Press.
Oh my, Lanta, you know what that means.
We still have five spins left on this bonus at least.
It's about the worst hold and spin you can get on $75.
Oh yeah.
Alright here we go.
Coins. Coin. hold and spin you can get on $75. Oh yeah. All right, here we go. Poins. Poin.
A re-trigger, a hold and spin, and no hand pay, huh? Triple.
Oh!
Lucky Rob. Major would be very helpful really Brand would be good. Yeah. Well, we're only losing 2,500 on Buffalo Link.
Or 2,000. 3,600 of 21,000. Well we're never out of it. Feels like we might be. 15 Buffalo and we're even. You guys running your bet back? Oh yeah, but you know what I was thinking? If we run the bet back, if you win again, I owe you two spins, clearly you know what I was thinking if we run the bet back if you win again I owe you two spins clearly and if I win Then it doesn't cancel out. We each. Oh, you know, we still have to play the spins. Okay, so it will be two spin Yeah, exactly. I like it. Is that right? Yeah, you want to pick? No, you pick. Okay, I want coins again, okay
This is gonna be amazing I get to win here and there.
Coins again! Yeah!
I owe you half of two spins. That's awesome.
I want to watch.
I want to watch!
This is good. 15 games. Coin! Coin!
Oh, come on! Whole bonus left. All right, it's about ready to really heat up here. Do you really think there's anything such as the curse of the four-coiner?
I don't know.
We need something here, though.
Ah! I don't know. We need something here though.
The curse of the four-coiner strikes again. Wow, wow, wow, wow. What a disaster. Are you guys running it back for a third spin
Can I change over to you can change it's always up to you Yeah, let's go money Buffalo Right now you have half two spins. I'm gonna have a whole session of big spins before this is over
That sucked yeah, that was ridiculous there really is something to the Curse of the Four Trigger. There's something to today, it's just the bonuses are disastrous. What bonuses?
Infrequent disasters.
All right, here we go. Fifteen buffalo solves all problems.
As a major would solve some problems. But 15 Buffalo is what we really need. Because it's like twice the grand. 15 Buffalo head? No, how much would it be?
No, it would be like over $40,000, $50,000 over 40 50 something. Oh okay four times the grand I was way off.
That's coin bonus will be good. You think so? Yeah the Wilds went on holiday last
time but they'll be back. Went on holiday. Yeah, we've got the the Accent Extremes today. We have Texas and
England. I like it.
Oh, WBG almost had one. It'd be funny if Kevin wins all three. Not for WBG, but it'd be funny if Kevin wins all three. Not for WBG, but it'd be... So you feel like it's switching over to money buffalo, huh?
That's what I'm feeling.
Well, I hope one of you wins soon.
Well, you have a closer relationship with the bison than I do, so...
Do you ever pet the bison?
No, I just have one of eat cow cake out of your hand.
They would eat a what?
Like cow cake, cow cubes, they just like to eat them and they'll eat them out of your hand.
It's pretty neat.
What are they?
Just one of them.
What are they made out of?
Just like all stock, just sweet feet, you know what I mean.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, it's still done. sweet feet you know I mean. I have no idea what you're talking about. Oh yeah just that yeah. Is it hay or what?
I guess I don't know they just mix a bunch of stuff together to make like a 20% protein it's like a treat to them but it's good for them as well.
Oh that would have been helpful.
You ever see those farms that are set up where you can come pet cows? They charge you like 20 bucks to go hang out with a cow for half an hour?
Well, I've never seen that. I need a Kepler's on that.
Oh!
Where was that in the bonus?
I don't know.
I don't have to teach him skivvies. I've got the lucky top.
Lucky Rob wants to give it a lucky press.
Yeah, Lucky Rob, give it a lucky press. We need you. We need Lucky Rob for the lucky press.
Oh, okay.
Lucky Rob, very focused.
He's very methodical with his button pressing.
Oh yeah, his pacing is... Alright, he's trying to find the exact cadence that gets the bonus. Oh yeah, trying to get the sweet spot. No pressure, but if you don't get one in the next couple spins, we're down $21,000 on the day. A tragedy.
Might be one of those random last spin bonuses.
Oh yeah, last spin Johnson. Well, $25,000 is kind of a round number.
Oh, you got this. Alright, $25,000 now.
Alright, lucky robber. We're counting on you.
It's way easier to lose a lot of money at the casino than it is to win a lot.
Vegas, Matt said the other day.
Hey!
No longer free rolling.
All right, two. Good job, Lucky Rob.
So we get three spins coming. I have one and you have two.
That's right.
Come on, Yes! Not so many, many. $1,000. Let's get a couple more of those. How about the major? EJ, you still feel like we can make this comeback? Yeah, I don't know. Weirdly, maybe.
A 250X ball would be good too.
It depends on how much you want to bet on balls.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. EJ, you still feel like we could make this comeback? Yeah, I don't know, weirdly, maybe. Of 250X ball would be good too.
It depends on how much you want to bet on Baccarat at the end. Really though, if we reduce it down to 10K, I think that it's a spectacular comeback.
How about a green order here?
That would be...
Oh, is that a thousand or 1,500?
Beautiful. Is it a thousand or fifteen hundred?
Beautiful.
Is it twenty XR?
Is everyone learning the discipline of staring at the dry hole?
I am now.
Yeah, you are now, right?
That's all I can focus on after that, at the end.
Oh, we got another grand. I know it.
I'll never forget when you saw that dry hole. Especially I do that during the small schools. You're not really looking for big balls to hit. You're just hoping that you fill in the dry one.
People didn't know what you're talking about,
dry holes and small balls.
Yeah.
Sound like a really bad sexual experience.
Alright, let's take these last four games,
we've won a lot.
Oh, we still have more games. Oh yeah, you're never out of it.
Never out of it this game. Coins, come on.
Okay, no. Oh, okay.
Two more!
Yeah!
How about a major or a grand?
Well, you know, that's all because Lucky Rob pushed it and he said this was going to be a good coin bonus. We should have had Lucky Rob there with us when we played those other
two disasters.
Oh yeah. So the inage is 9,000 on Buffalo Link? Yeah. Something big. 250 X-ball baby, come on. Even a 200 X-ball would be good. 15,000.
It's gonna surprise Major. Oh.
Sometimes when there's one that landed like on the drop down thing right above it, it spits away and it looks like it.
Well that's the one that you catch, that one flash.
Right, you have to catch, it's like one in a bazillion chance.
One in a bazillion?
Yeah, roughly.
That's not very good odds.
Two more games still.
Maybe we get some coins and extend a bonus.
Alright, winning on our last buy-in. There's always that.
Winning on Buffalo Link yet?
9,000?
No. Not quite, just a little shy, right?
Yeah, but we're gonna get it there in a second.
Coin!
Oh!
Oh! oh!
Okay, that would have been massive.
I think we're winning on Buffalo Lake now. $5,500 bonus, not too bad.
Well, Lucky Rob, nice work.
And we're never out of it.
Next one's coming along quickly.
Ready.
So 91 of 25. Yeah. We should let Lucky Rob continue the pressing, I think.
Okay, yeah, you want to stand up and let him sit there?
Yeah, you sit here, Lucky Rob. Lucky Rob, you sit there.
Well, you are something else when it comes to pressing. That's better. I'm just depressing. Here.
Oh, Lucky Rob, you almost had it. I'm good.
Guys, are we on? We're on, let's go. So is this number four?
Oh, take coins.
You guys are two and one so far?
Yeah.
I can't wait to see those.
I'm paying for two spins, he's paying for one, and then we chop the result.
Okay Lucky Rob. Oh, very close. Almost give it to you. All right, let's see it. Let's see it.
Ooh, that would have been good in the bonus.
So wait, Kevin, you've got what?
I've got coins.
Come on, Rob. I know you can get me coins.
Coins?
All right.
Luckiest man I know.
Interesting side bet, because it could end up being a very profitable one. Could be very expensive. No thank you.
Okay.
I mean, we're effectively betting a 675 each instead of 500 each.
Drop in the bucket.
All right.
Lucky Rob. Very focused. Oh, oh, he almost had something. You really need those five-of-a-kind buffaloes, huh?
Yeah, that's a key.
The two-of-a-kinds are not optimal.
Wow.
Even one up front would have been good there.
We're due for a BBBS.
Oh, yeah.
You got one in you're lucky Rob.
I think it's coming, I think the coins are coming next.
Oh that's good, that's good for Kevin. Oh yeah, no Kevin I think has the coins.
Is that true? Yeah, you have coins, right? Yes, I've got coins. Oh, there's a... Oh!
Thought we had it.
I just want one of you to win. And if the counter comes, it's void, right?
Yeah, that doesn't count towards our side, though.
All right, lucky Rob.
Focus.
I'm focused.
A lot of pressure, isn't it?
A lot of pressure.
In that seat.
It's definitely the hot seat. I had gas.
All right. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Three and one. I'm paying for three, you're paying
for one. At this point, we're going to have to show the spins. Oh, let's show them. Go ahead, Lucky Rob. Two more.
Oh, yeah! Lucky Rob is the luckiest of all of them. Game number one. And $1,000 not so many right there.
Imagine how, Lucky Rob, you're going to have to retire from anything else you do if you
make us make this comeback, unfortunately.
Do you do anything else? All I ever see you is gamble. tire from anything else you do if you make us make this comeback, unfortunately. Do you do anything else? All I ever see you is gamble.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Come on. Do you also run every morning? I know that.
I run this morning five miles.
Five miles?
I do it every day.
Was anyone chasing you? Nope.
Wow.
How do you feel about your performance so far? One, two, three, four, five. Five miles? I do it every day. Was anyone chasing you? Nope. Wow. How do you feel about your performance so far? One spin in a couple thousand dollars already. Seven valuable spins left. Possibility of coins. Coins coming next. You gotta set your intention though. We need 25,000 total. Yeah 25,000. How about a like a five coin re-trigger?
All right.
Come on, wilds.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
Four.
All right.
Still good.
Nicely done.
No bonus left.
We need a school of wilds. Yeah we do. Three behind queens. Three buffalo and four wilds. I like what he rubs pacing.
Oh yeah, he's very meticulous, very English.
Come on.
Oh, okay, you still got a half a bonus left.
Point.
Oh, he's got a good one.
He's got a good one. He's got a half a bonus left. Point. We need something here.
Oh.
Aww.
2635.
Good?
Not bad, not bad. Alright, Lucky Rob. Keep up the good work. Alright, are you guys still running it, Kevin?
Can I take the money balls?
You got them.
Oh, yeah.
So you're...
Are you... Wait, you're three and one?
Three and one, yeah.
Oh my God!
Now three and two.
Five 1350 spins.
And nobody better than Lucky Rob needs to come here every day.
Oh, no!
Hold coins.
A lot of people say he does.
Well, yeah, but he doesn't bless us with his presence every day. He's always off doing his proprietary pushes at various strategic locations throughout the Vegas Valley, including the grocery store where he often hits the mansion on Huff and
Puff.
Where is it, Albertsons?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
It's your store.
All right, come on.
Focus, lucky Rob. Focus, focus. Oh man. Press down your loyals on that one, huh?
Oh, we got that one out of the way.
Yeah.
All right, are we still, you guys still doing 13.50's?
Definitely, I'm going to switch back to money.
No, let's go to coins. Stick with it.
Lucky Rob, if you keep that up you're going to get relegated.
So 3 and 2, 3 and 2 and you're on coins.
This is a pretty serious side bet.
It's adding up I hope I can cover my bets here you might have to give up you might have to sell a bison yeah several but we're gonna win
those are Kevin's immortal words from your lips to God's ears or whatever the old saying is. That's the saying.
My mom said that a lot.
Alright, come on, get a big school like that and WBG will be even 3-3.
We'll all get to watch.
We'll all get to watch and we'll have a bunch of money. Six spins.
Oops, idiot.
You gonna take a piece of the spins just cause or what?
What if they get a royal? I'd get an envy bonus for being there. Is that
how that works? Oh yeah. I want some Vegas mat love. Why don't you take 20%? Hey! We got it! Oh my god we got the bonus! Worst case scenario we're only losing $17,300. I
think. Alright. Come on Lucky Rob! Alright big school! One big school? Greenward! Ah, that's not a big school.
But I know people who get the grand on this feature.
Is there an empty slot?
Right now? Yeah, it's in the middle there.
Uh oh. Nah.
Never out of it this early.
Where is it?
Maybe blue or green water
Or orange
Oh, it's right here It was right here
Still there right here still there come on lucky Rob 250 At least you paid the hand pay. Alright, let's go see some 1350 spins, huh? Let's do it.
So what are we down?
16,000 and change.
17,000? I don't know. 87. 16,244. So who of the two of you's spins
do we do first? That doesn't matter. I'll do my three and then you do your two. So it's $6,750 worth of spins.
So it's triple spin poker. $10 denom. Biggest denom and then are we... Bonus poker.
And then the loss on the day was 16,000. What I said earlier, this is
not included.
This is you two for your
side bet. Alright, well should we hit it? We'll hit the credits. Should we let Lucky Rob push the button?
WBG, do you want to push it?
I'll push it. Alright, here we go. Kings! Oh boy, a winner! Hold the Kings. Guaranteed winner. I like the scarf.
You keeping track of the net-net?
It was $87.56.
What the original ticket was. So that one.
No three of a kind is kind of unfortunate.
Yeah, not very good at all. All right, here we go. Spin number two. Jax. Oh, well, we're live for the royal.
40%.
Come on. Lots of hearts. You got to flush up top. I saw that right off the bat. How'd we do? Not horrible but I don't think he was a winner. Lost 250 on that spin. Alright. Spin number three of five. King!
All right, pairs are good.
Ish. Ish, yeah.
Tens.
Ouch!
Oh, that was really bad. All right, two more spins.
All right, these are Kevin's now.
Pairs are good.
Ish.
Come on, four sixes, like the restaurant.
Oh boy.
Yikes.
How many more?
One more?
One more.
We're down 2,000, Kevin.
Queen!
Oh boy.
Ace-Queen.
Ace-Queen off suit.
That's horrendous.
I don't know, it's a lot of lines. That's horrendous. I don't know, it's a lot of lines. Oh yeah, barely a loser and a hand pay. Well, a long and expensive day. You know what they do at these casinos when they invite you to these slot tournaments? They have you play like in the morning
and then you have to wait all day until they do the drawing and they announce the winners and they figure they got you for five or six hours. So what do people do? They lose about $18,000. Good news is there were seven of us in the slot tournament and we all agreed to chop it up and I think all together we probably win about a hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. My math is correct. I mean let me be honest if WBG's math is
correct. So one seventh of that we have two sevenths of the sevenths so four twenty two sevenths of 125,000 is probably more than we lost and EJ got a steak bowl at the food court. We got free Starbucks. What else do you want in a day in Las Vegas? So anyway, that's it. We're back in Vegas. We're back in Vegas.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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