
Prestige God is back, baby! Micah Parsons was our prestige player from season one, episode one. Almost instantly, he received this crystal upgrade. And now Micah has this monster 90 overall limited speed rusher. The most expensive and busted card in the game. 88 speed, 93 excel, 90 power and finesse moves. This is the best edge rusher in the game. 88 speed, 93 Excel, 90 power and finesse moves.
This is the best edge rusher in the game. And he's instantly added to our lineup. Yeah, he gets edge threat elites and that'll also give him unstoppable force. If you can get unstoppable force activated, these guys become so unbelievably good.
On one hand, I'm prestige God because of this amazing Micah pickup, right? On the other hand, I literally prestige Fred Warner and the following weekend, he has a season ending injury. Now there is an injury clause for prestiges in Wheel of Mutt.
I haven't had to use it in three years. I'm gonna let Fred Warner finish out this season. He's an awesome middle linebacker. And by the end of the season, I'll decide if he should get replaced with someone else. I can only be so upset though because defense just cut the most monster upgrade with
this Micah not to mention last episode we got Lawrence Taylor so by far the most busted part of my team right now is my defensive line Lawrence Taylor Micah Parson all I've got to do is get an awesome D tackle in here and I've got like true God squad D line we're a 79 overall and our record is one in one. It's New England Patriots season. Our Patriots team captain is none other than Rob Gronkowski. Our current quarterback is Josh Allen and at the end of last episode I got to open a
pack and that landed us Jaden Blue who looks okay but he's actually a crazy budget beast. 88 speed and 90 excel. My wide receivers are still slacking a little bit Just Justin Jefferson, although this Hollywood Brown has been a sleeper I don't have a single player on the offensive line that it's the most obvious thing that I can upgrade. I have no free safety It's Keiondre Jackson Pat Tillman at strong safety. That's a bad man Alante Taylor Patrick Sertan miles purchase. There's a lot to work on. All right, gentlemen
We got three wheel spins to add to this team with one win and one loss So two more losses my whole season resets. I don't like this spot If you didn't know how many cheeks I clap would you think I'm gay I'm gonna be so honest I don't even know why I asked you that this is one of the I don't know why I just said that this is one Of the few wheel spins where we spend Madden cash in fact It's the only wheel spin we get to open one bundle and keep only one player. We're guaranteed something
Monstrous there is a limited Jade and Daniels and packs who I'm sure is amazing But I've already got a good quarterback and Josh Allen I do still think this is the best case scenario because we'll still get other really good player options This gives us three packs. First things first is one of three 86 plus Jaden Daniels Disregarded this will have something really really good for us. That's an 86 right there If we see that small animation see that's already really good and 86 left guard I've got 68 in there so great option
We're still looking for the big animation though because we don't want 86 is every time Trayvon Walker definitely not my addressers are great And we got a big boy at least at 89 I'm supposed to be working on the o-line. I get it. I get it. But obviously I'm taking Amonra St. Brown. Amonra St. Brown 89 overall. I could pair him with Justin Jefferson and Hollywood Brown. Already a spectacular option. We still get an 86 plus or 89 and an 83 plus or limited. These are basically 50-50s. EA loves these little coin toss super gamble packs because they're little shitheads.
I assume that's an 89 because that's the big animation! Jeremy Chin, this is a sick car. Dude, Jeremy Chin is lowkey such a busted safety dude because he's huge. 6.3, 220, 88 speed, crazy safety, crazy lurker. I'm taking Amundra. The only thing that would stop me is if this-
This is not limited, it's an 83 plus. We don't get the limited. We get 86 Braden Smith, which is still a decent pull. I gotta go Amunra St. Brown. He's also a higher overall than Justin Jefferson. So Amunra St. Brown instantly becomes my wide receiver one.
Although I'm still gonna keep Justin Jefferson at the wide receiver one slot because Justin Jefferson is taller. AlvinRoseStBrown's a small receiver, but he's honestly the perfect slot wide receiver. AlvinRoseStBrown was built to play slot wide receiver. He's perfect for it. Routetech is super nice. I'm also gonna give him double me, which isn't really for his build, but we both know. All right, beautiful ladies and gentlemen, we got AlvinRoseStBrown. We still don't have a single player on my offensive line. So if MMcasual wants to MM win another game,
I should probably lock in and we're going to get 88 unstoppables, which is a perfect time to add an offensive line. Some people say focus on your weaknesses and build yourself up. Become a well-rounded individual. I say, fuck that. You're a stupid fucking nerd. Whoever came up with that. S suck my big Dexter Lawrence balls
My D line is going to be crap. We're gonna have sexy Dexy Micah Parsons and Lawrence Taylor I'm going D tackle here. Daquan Jones is out Dexter Lawrence is in Why are you getting up in my dude? She's getting up in my balls and shit There's no peanut butter there Luna not anymore. Yeah, that's good fellas is it gate? All right gentlemen, let's try to stay focused though
We've already added Amon Risset Brown and Dexter Lawrence our third and final wheel spin Yeah, I might have to tune the wheel down. I the wheel is so juiced right now legends jackpot any legends player in the game And truly this time no prank. I'm not pranking I can get myself an offensive line like actually get myself an offensive line I'm not just saying that cuz he went to Michigan State six 6-5, 2-32 is huge. Damn it. Stop it, Matthew. Get O-line. I think the option here is Kevin Mallway.
Kevin Mallway, 89 overall center, super well-rounded stats. The reason I'm going Kevin Mallway here is because I have no offensive linemen. So rather than having one side be okay and the other side be horrible, I figure start down the center. This is the foundation of our offensive line some huge additions today The lineup is up to an 81 overall and all that's left is the challenge wheel challenge wheel if we can complete this challenge
We'll get one of any pack in the store That assumes we can get it in it You know what? I actually really like this all this means is the combined Total of the games score if I score 20 and he scores 19 The total is 39 that is under 44 one thing. I haven't had time to do though is practice this Patriots playbook
I'm gonna do that right now before I hop into this game. I really want to win today Now this throw to Justin Jefferson this throw right here is a throw that I got intercepted on before Usually against man coverage that throw is really good that corner out But if my opponent shades outside, they bag it completely. We just give up post we block Jade and blue We have all hats accounted for and now that the DB is shading the corner route I should be able to hit the post route. Honestly, I think
The number one way that I'm gonna beat this is with Justin Jefferson and Rob Gronkowski. Giving Gronk this corner route, I think that's gonna be lethal. This playbook has two separate speed option routes. Gun trips tight end is a great formation. That's what we're running this speed option out of.
Let's take a peek at this. Micah sits on the pitch, man, but he waits a little too long. Let's try this again Micah stay in there. I'm going Josh Allen. This looks exactly like the speed option I just ran but I'm able to switch into this pass play that has a Gronk corner out and that's Holy shit, and then a sneaky play out of this is halfback screen
You just would never expect a screen pass out of this formation because there's no running back in the backfield. You just wouldn't expect it. Probably isn't gonna work here because this is straight up. Well, it's Keandre Jackson. So Keandre Jackson's making a whole lot of plays look better than they're supposed to be. All right, MMEF is done talking. We're hopping into a head-to-head ranked game with a ton of monster players on the line and our challenge is to keep the game score under 44. Ooh, that's gotta be our top three, because I see Tillman, Taylor, and Aminra St. Brown. And he's got a big Niners fan.
Richard Sherman, Devontae Adams, and I missed that last player right there. It is literally, it is literally the big 2025 EA. It's the big 2025. I had better internet connection service playing in Modern Warfare 2 lobbies.
And you could basically say the hard R n word in those it actually just sent me to the main Screen it crashed the whole game. All right, gentlemen top three. That's got to be his top three Rogers Camara Tucker craft I'm gonna say broad lords Taylor and Pat Tillman on our top three It almost looked like he might have a Packers theme team not entirely a Packers theme team But the crazy thing about Madden 26 is there are tons of players who get team chemistries on teams They're not on at all
So you could build like a Packers theme team and it's half not Packers players if there's ever a team that I dislike right now In real life, it's the Green Bay Packers. Dude. They got Micah Parsons in the NFC North North I do want to start this out with a run. Let's take a look at his players of abilities to Neil Hunter He's got sexy Daxi fo you saw to Lua Khan Jonathan Allen I don't have great old linemen, but dude we do have Jaden blue. That's like the first run play I've been able to run all season all right. Let's come out in some of these plays. I favored it all right boys Second and three what do we think he's got here on defense? Okay, Hollywood Brown! Dude, Hollywood Brown.
Hollywood Brown and Trenton Simpson are in a highly disputed battle for sleeper player of the year. I'm gonna go Gronk, Jefferson right underneath, right in the middle. He'll take a clean seven yards. So there's 231 on the clock right now, on the clock if I just call a play it automatically Milks 18 seconds, and I don't have to clock activated. So that's something I need to be aware of the crazy thing Oh, it's wide open wait I'm not in the middle of the app and the crazy thing is that this will still activate even in the fourth quarter
Which is so fucking diabolical, but dude, it'll be the fourth quarter and you'll just lose 20 seconds. And that can be like the difference between can be the difference between a lot. Josh Allen up the middle. I don't slide.
Sliding is beta male cuck shit. Who's going to get this touchdown? I know it's under 44, but I just can't be thinking about that right now. I got to be thinking about that right now. I gotta be thinking about this. Tutty to Amunra behind the user. Oh, that's nasty. Oh, that's nasty.
His user was sitting on it, but he panicked. He didn't know what route to go to. We end up throwing it right at his face. That's so disrespectful. All right, Trenton Simpson in the middle. Lawrence Taylor and Micah Parsons and he's gonna go with a handoff. Fred Warner is not injured in my universe
I'm manned up on Tucker craft with Fred Warner. This is a little spooky Feel a little oh my god, Alante Taylor just got took for a ride and that's Keandre Jackson the silver No wonder did you see a dog shit his angle was dude? Yeah, he had to start running from so far back. That's brutal I gotta get a free safety in, dude. I feel like this might be a run play now. Oh, this will be a run play.
And Lawrence Taylor's in there with Dexter Lawrence. All right, I'm gonna guess pass here. We're just gonna hop on Fred Warner. Second and eight. Oh, rifle. That's a great play.
Tillman! Oh, I is a run This is a run. This is a run. I'm on Keandre Jackson. He's the silver Oh, he tried he did try luckily Fred Warner's there to save us. What do we think about this play right here? Do we really think this is a run just play action? It is a run and Lawrence Taylor's in there, these head rushers are freaks. OK, let me run a nickel. Nickel 2-4, cover four quarters.
Single back, bunch, X nasty. This is what the pros run. This is a really good formation. Let's lock in. It's a play action. That is a nasty play.
Tucker Craft is going to bear crawl. That is what we call the Cam Scadaboo celebration. Can't you just picture cam Scadavoo doing that exact celebration right there? 7-7 nice touchdown Green Bay. I can't take that away from you. So the game's total points are at 14 We need under 44. I want a 40 bomb and he gets ball at half. So I'm not gonna lie We're in a weird spot here. Best case scenario is I could score absurdly fast
Damn, Amun-Ra almost had a lane to do exactly that. I'm gonna stay in this cross drag. I think this is gonna give him a lot of problems because his zone, this ate up his zone and it ate up his main coverage too. Gronk's gonna take seven yards, two catches, 25. Like under normal circumstances with this much clock, I should be chewing clock, but I kinda want my 45.
I also want him to make a mistake and I think he will Actually, there's legitimately no fucking way. You just sent three actually there is because I have a 68 overall There is a way he just did that. I was literally about to complain. I forgot how bad my online was All right, st. Brown Jefferson, Hollywood. I need something big here. He's in a zone I might be able to hit Amin Ra and I can it's a tight Oh What the fuck? What the fuck?
What even, what did I just watch? What does it matter what just happened? Two minutes three, this is probably an actual run. No, he's gonna do this again. Dude, I was, how does he break that tackle? I was so close to picking that off.
We gotta make a huge play now. He can use a lot of clock. He can put us in a really difficult position here. Second and inches. Gotta find a turnover. This is a run, isn't it?
I'm sure I've seen this before.
Oh, it's an RPO. Okay, he absorbs a hit. Gets a few yards. It is play action! Is that a full ball? Oh my god, it is! Naturally, he automatically fucking picks it up with an O-lineman. What a play though! Lawrence Taylor Freak show! Just brought him out of field goal range. He is no longer
Come on I was gonna say he's no longer in two o'clock. He'll be back in it now on third and four Oh yeah! No way! I thought I was gonna pick that too it's just a matter of time let's fucking go Fred let's go it was a matter of time god I could just feel it he's doing so many balls that were so interceptable
I don't actually know how this is gonna look What a move. That was such a good move to get out of bounds It was the only way I get out of bounds there. Might be able to hit Jade in blue Jade and blue. He's not particularly bad animation. Gotta call the timeout there, we need something crazy here. Gronk actually has a chance, depending on how soft this coverage is.
Second and two. Yes, sir. Maybe. Damn. I just lurked the shit out of him, and I will do it again. And then I will win this game. You want to see a play? He's going Devonta Adams out route, and I will do it again. And then I will win this game. You want to see a play?
He's going Devonta Adams out route.
And I'm going to pick it.
Oh, he wanted to so fucking bad. He wanted to so bad again. I'm going to pick him off. It doesn't really matter what he's doing here. I'm getting the ball back and I'm going to win this. It's just a matter of time. That? I thought that was actually a handoff. Lawrence Taylor is having a career day!
Second in 23. I'm sending a fucking piss missile. I'm sending a heater. I'm going Fred Warner too. This is a hot one. Don't need it! What? Oh my god, I thought I was gonna pick that. I really don't know what this is, I'll be is. I don't know what he's doing here.
No, you didn't just throw a crossbody perfect bullet. First and ten, maybe just inside zone. This is RPO. Ran it last time.
Fucking loser. What's even the point of that? Yeah, congratulations. You've successfully milked the clock in the third quarter. I don't get it. It's just one of those games. I know I can get the stop. I have to force OT. Oh, it's another one of these games. I gotta force OT.
Here's what we do. You gotta visualize success. Before you go and do it, you gotta visualize success. Here's what we do. You've got to visualize success before you go and do it. You got to visualize success Here's what we do and I'll tell you right after I throw this first beautiful pass right here to Jaden That's crazy. Okay. I need to get a first down before I can tell you my plan I'm sure you already know my plan, but let me get a first down here
Let me get a first down and then let's start visualizing. Nice user fraud. I am going to use all four minutes of the fourth quarter. Brandon Aubrey's hitting the PAT. It'll be 14 to 14 and we'll go into overtime where I will pick him off and score a touchdown of my own. No, I'll pick him off and kick a field goal. It'll be 17 to 14 when this game's all said and done. I'm gonna block Gronk here. I'm gonna send Hollywood Brown on the out route. He just shaded outside. So I'm gonna send Hollywood Brown on that. I'm gonna block Jaden Blue. I'm gonna send Aminra St. Brown out.
That's a good looking route, Aminra. Second and five, three minutes and 20 seconds left. You never should have chewed clock, buddy. You opened up the floodgates for me to do this to you. Just to be clear, Packers fan, you started this stupid-ass shit now. I'm finishing it first and ten
Golly, nobody will just play the damn video game anymore Jaden blue Beautiful run. We don't have a ton of field. They have to be smart with the field here. He's got three timeouts We don't have too many first downs left. Just see how that gets played Jefferson wide open excellent catch inbounds clock ticks. God, there's so many good players on the line.
I have to play perfect here. First and 10 a minute 20. I'm looking for Jade and blue. If not, I have to step up and find a rifle. Beautiful. This is exactly what we want, honestly.
Stay in bounds second and six, 44 seconds on the clock. Eight, seven, six. You know what has worked well is Jade and blue across the middle of this I don't know why but he doesn't have anyone to account for that So long as he doesn't fumble first in goal we go to normal I'm gonna call a timeout here because if I call the play it would have Excel clocked me. I'm pretty sure
I'm not certain it Excel clocks there, but I'm too scared to find out right now This formations been great But the problem is it's eating up his zone coverage Zone coverage is incredible in the red zone because the field is shrunk every single zone overlaps with each other It's like a Venn diagram. It's not good for what we're trying to do Although I think Hollywood inside just looks like Hollywood is so much room on this inside route Let's take a look. He sure does 13 12 11 10
snap hold patience Josh Let's take a look. He sure does. 13, 12, 11, 10, snap, hold, patience. Josh Allen! Let's go to fucking overtime! Let's go! They want me to go for two. They're out of their minds they want me to go for two. I am the better player. I will win in OT. I have seen this story before.
14 to 14. You know what? Last time, last time I went to OT just like this We won the game on an interception. My goal is to do the exact same thing here. He does have three timeouts He only needs field goal range, but seven seconds We'd need a serious defensive collapse to give this thing up All right, Cam Camper beautiful great coverage and a favorable animation leaves him at two seconds. We're going to overtime. I'm gonna go cover for palms
I'm gonna run the Texas for man. I can't We're going on TV who gets to call it he's calling it and he what he wins the toss he should receive I assume Oh my god, he elected to kick he elects to kick You know, I'm not I'm honestly not that shocked because I inter dude, I lurked the shit out of him. He doesn't want to be back on offense.
He's going to start on defense and if he can stop me, I mean, he wins the game, right? That's the idea. The problem is he can't stop me. Oh my god. I'm going to hide a shot right there. Okay, so one thing that we have learned, chewing clock does nothing in overtime.
Chewing clock does nothing in overtime. It just rolls into another overtime period. Both teams get an opportunity no matter what. So there is no point in me here, you know, trying to, oh my God, what the fuck did he just, what the fuck, what the fuck?
Oh my God, that was the easiest catch I've ever seen in my whole goddamn life. What? Oh my god, that was the easiest catch I've ever seen in my whole goddamn life. What?! What the fuck? That was the craziest thing ever. I should have known.
I got to throw it to fucking 77 overall, Hollywood Brown, because he catches everything, right? What? Justin Jefferson just dropped a ball that my actual grandmother could have caught. My grandma's dead. Oh my god first and ten Gronk corner out that city bitch second and one miss and Gronk down a seam Does it again?
Not this time Jefferson comes down with it! First and goal in overtime! Yes sir! Alright, 2 in the clock does nothing. Probably gonna send Jaden Blue across the middle here.
I might have been able to do that again, but if I don't have to I'm not going to because
it's too risky.
No, I can't.
But Josh Allen, Josh Allen! Behind the user, don't fumble Josh third and goal on the four. It's getting spooky now. Now it's getting spooky. We got to convert right here right now. There are so many routes here.
I think we just got to make something up. Pray, find out right?
Fuck it.
Gronk in the middle caught from Gronkowski Patriots team captain. It's going to make this 21 to 14. This is new NFL overtime rules. Both teams get an opportunity for a possession. So he could score, go for two, and win this ball game. It's possible, but I love everything we've done so far.
I love the way we've set this up. I love the way we played. I'm one interception away from winning this ball game. His last interception away from winning this ballgame his last interception or his last touchdown Camaro was baloney yes a bunch of that shit get it stopped him at the 23 he's got 77 yards to go gotta play some great defense
he wants this no he has the playmaker it was underthrown second and ten We need our boys to come. Dude, I just got to lurk him with Fred Warner. I just gotta find, I gotta find the one route that he thinks is open. Oh! Alright, so he's back in the Texas. Does he want the out route? What does he want here? Oh my god, he checks it low. That was a crazy pass. Okay, we're guessing pass again.
Does he want Devante Adams on this out route? No. Oh my god, he's hitting. I thought he was going to stay up. Dude, he's hitting the craziest windows. He honestly is hitting wicked windows. I can't believe these are open, but they are.
The motion Camara over. I don't know what that is the Camaro route I haven't covered dude these crossbody throws are killing me. Texas four man and then it's sending Benjamin St. Juiced I guess I'm gonna use her Oh! Singleton! The core just got leveled! And that's it! And that's it! And he's gone! And he's gone! What did I say? We were one interception away!
Woo!
If you're the better player, you send that shit to overtime. You will win. One thing is for certain, head-to-head ranked is the move. What a poor sport though. I can't even look at the stats of the game. Honestly, I don't know who the player of the game was. Fred Warner was amazing. Gronk was amazing. I just wish I could have seen the stats.
Absolutely, undoubtedly challenge wheel complete. 21 plus 14 is 35. That's less than 44. For you stupid fucking idiots watching, that is less than 44. And since I completed my challenge wheel,
I get one of any pack in the store. I'm doing the Builders Fantasy Pack, one of 32, 85 overalls. I'm done dicking around with this O-line. Let's get an offensive lineman. We can get Troy Fautanu. Power right tackle. Let's do it, let's go Troy.
Honestly, let's get a right tackle on this lineup. That was an insane, narrow victory in the Wheel of Motte. Such a banger. Our new record is two and one. Our new record is two and one. I love you boys. I'll see you in the next episode. Peace. βͺβͺβͺ
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