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Guys, Captain Holt has no pants on.

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What?

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He has no pants on is what? At 11.55am, Captain Holt walked past us holding a hot bowl of soup. At 12.03pm, I heard him yell,

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Out!

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At 12.07, he called Gina into his office. She entered holding nothing. One minute later, she left holding an opaque bag. Captain Holt's pants were in that bag. His knees are in the breeze. That evidence is circumstantial. I just need you to sign something

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at my desk real quick.

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Just leave it on the couch.

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You're gonna freak.

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Yo-Yo Ma is in the precinct, and he's giving out autographs.

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Yo-Yo Ma is on tour in Australia right now.

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How would you know that?

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Sir, I'm choking on a lozenge!

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I got to take! Hey, hey, I made you another bowl of soups. You spilled yours earlier, but you're going to have to come over here to get it.

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All right, Beralta, I'm sick of you wasting time. So yes, I spilled some minestrone on my pants and I'm sitting in my underwear. Happy?

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Yes!

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Sir, I need you to sign off on...

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Look at us! Just three people with pants on having a normal conversation. Look at us! Just three people with pants on having a normal conversation.

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