Just Homer left fat #simpsons

A weight loss substance appears and Homer can't get it.

Where did you get yours?

Oh, I'm not on it. I lost this weight naturally. You've been a doctor for 20 years. Why didn't you lose weight before? Hehehe. Get out.

Everyone in town became thin except Homer.

Do you have Othinkwik? No. Just Sudafed, NyQuil, and one of the hardest things of all to get out of a drugstore. Razorblades. Ugh. get high on your own supply. I personally lost this weight through diet and exercise. Even you lie about it? I don't cheat on diets. I would never cheat on anything except my wife.

At the last minute, he regrets it, but the mob needs him.

Hey, what are you doing?

Homer, as the only overweight man left in town, you have something that we desperately need.

Oh, no, no, no.

He's too fat to fit in the car! Put him in the trunk. He's too fat to fit in the trunk!

Lash him to the roof.

Gonna need more rope.

And finally, we need your fat to fill in our faces, so we can look eternally young like now.

Eat!

Manja!

The police are gonna be furious! The police are gonna be furious!

Come on, Swallow!