Jynxzi vs Speed 99-0

Umberloon

Bimmy dog What what is yo chat, what is he playing bro? Is that steal a brain rot a private server so I can just join it and just see what the fuck is in a 6-7

club is that a 6-7 club Yo chat is he in steal a brain rot. Oh You guys can't see my bad my bad my bad my bad Chat my bad my bad my bad my bad Dude, I need better decks, dude

Yo chat should I use this deck against him chat should I use this deck against him? Chat should I use this deck against him? All right Zane what? Zane can you actually help me? Jinx you make sure your decks are in trophy road. I'm gonna play on my phone, I'm gonna play on my phone.

Eddie that deck looks good bro. Eddie that tech looks good bro Eddie that tech

looks good dude

hold on my dad's calling yo dad what's up bro I'm at 79 70 right now. You're at 79 70 trophies For the fifth time today You're so wait dad if you win you'll be 8k yes, all right, I'm gonna watch Dad all you have to do... You guys are gonna probably fucking hit me with a bunch of, no you're not, you're not! No, dad, no, no, dad, you have a losing... I did it last time.

Dad, you have a losing mindset. Dad, just lock in.

No, I, that's, yeah, right.

Dad, just lock in.

Yeah, I even played the meme the last time they did it.

Wait, wait, dad, dad, wait! You have a 110 day streak on Clash? I guess. Holy passion. Dad, you're actually locked in. Oh my God. That's higher than anything I've ever had. What is mine?

Mine's 30? All right. Okay, dad, if you win this game, you're 8K trophies, right?

Uh, what? Well, knowing me, I'll win and it'll give me 29.

No, dad, you have a bad mindset.

75.

Dad, start your battle, start your battle. I'll watch, I'll watch, I'll watch.

All right, all right, I'm gonna turn it, turn it.

Chad, he's going for 8K trophies, mods. Well, no, don't run predictions, don't run predictions. Prediction over prediction, but chat is going for 8k bro. Do you think he can get it?

Chat he's going he's going for 8k, bro. Oh My god, he's in he's in he's in he's in oh My god, he's not gonna get 30 trophies

He doesn't even know bro chat if he wins He's not gonna get 8k. He's gonna be like three short Did he just mega night the bridge? Level 13 a mega night in boot camp arena. What in God's green earth is this

Level 13 a mega night Dude chat if he wins he's not gonna get enough trophies to get a thousand and I don't think he knows that

He's gonna be like two off Okay, my dad's actually defending pretty good good good job dad chat he's actually defending pretty good dude

No No Chat he's defended good. He's defending good

Okay, he's down 1100 damage

How is he playing against a level 15 Valkyrie in boot camp? Oh God

Bro, if his opponent goes mini pack of that giant's gonna die in three seconds. Come on dad. Come on dad Nah, he's definitely gonna lose bro Bro his opponent has literally everything. Oh wait, that was a good high Tesla to keep the witch alive wait that was actually pretty smart Bro, that was smart. Oh my god. It's which is still alive. Wait. My dad's actually good with the witch How much you want to bet? Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is good. Go tonight. Dash dash dash. No Bro, he should have dashed earlier to take out the firecracker

Daddy have to mega night on top. No, no dad the firecracker I think he lost bro. I think he lost

Oh No, Oh Oh

No, oh He lost Let's see his reaction. Let's sit chat. Let's see his reaction. I Feel bad bro, Chad. I feel bad. I feel bad bro. Why is it to me bad?

Is he tilted

Dad don't get tilted man. That's that. Yep.

Minus 31.

I hate to see him like this.

Dude, he's defeated.

Now I gotta do...

Three wins, that's it. Chad, what do y'all think of his deck? Is it pretty good? Sad? I know, bro. I know. It's sad. Bro, I know. I know. He's only three away.

Dude, I feel bad bro Speed call him. I know he's not Yeah, I'm gonna coach him speed leaked your phone number yeah, you're trolling bro, please tell me you're trolling yes, okay All right, all right chat about a place speed about a place feed His deck is disgusting Are you aura farming? No

Go check speed

Super chat speed is my birthday. Can you say happy birthday Eden?

Wait, I called him come home, bro. I ain't gonna lie, bro. I do not-

Wait, I called him!

Oh!

What, bro?

Yo, yo, yo!

Yo, bro, are you ready?

Yes, I've been ready, bro!

You ready to play some Clash?

Yes, bro! Are you ready?

I'm ready to play some Clash! Alright, bro. When is the last time you played this game? Honestly? Last time I played yes, like ever the last time you ever battled It was like three years ago

Dude, okay. So do you even have evolutions?

Listen you doing too much time you doing too much yapping. All right You doing too much yapping and too much waffling. I'm busting your ass. I don't like, I don't know why you think you good at Clash Royale, my boy. I've been playing this game for years.

All right, so I'm going to give you the stats, bro. I have won 20,000 battles. You have won 500, bro. I'm going to ban you over, bro. That don't mean shit. Bro that literally means everything bro. What does that mean?

That means I have way more experience than you and hours in the game.

No it is not.

Oh also bro how is your No Nut November journey dude?

I'm winning actually. I'm glad you actually asked. My No Nut November has been going well actually.

So you haven't used like a reboot card or anything?

No, I have not.

I have not nutted this whole month.

No, no reboot cards, bro.

No reboot card, no nothing.

Okay. All right. Hey, hey, hey, look, look, look, look, look.

Hear me when I say this. I swear to God. Wait, wait, wait, you're, you're, you swear to God you have not nutted in all of November, not a singular time. Not a single time. I swear to God all my life, well, I have never nutted in a month of November yet.

I swear.

Wow.

I, I, yes, bro.

And I, bro, like I've been doing good, bro

So, okay, you think you're gonna make it through the whole month though

Yes, cuz bro. I'm I have not um, I have not nutted either dude the whole month in 10 days

Really not a singular time

That's cap though. I don't believe you cuz you drink beer wait, so because I drink beer. I'm immediately a gooner That's not all that works, bro

Yes, and no Because you get thoughts when you drunk you can't control your thoughts, bro You know I so like you act like I'm a raging alcoholic dude. I Know no no no no no no I know bro. Well, I'm not drunk tonight, bro.

I'm locked in. I already told my chat, I'm not, like, I'm gonna be trying my ass off, bro.

Okay, hold on, wait, are you ready, though?

Yes, I'm ready. Do you want a cam? Do you want a cam and cord?

Yeah.

All right. that high fives how do you get the 99 thing thing hi yeah yeah how do you put that on your screen I actually don't know how do you do that bro it's a browser source in OBS I think Oh send it to me send it to me have I said it to him so I can put it on my thing yes yes bro you know this is gonna take like three hours right bro like are you free for three hours cuz

I'm gonna be whipping that ass. Three hours?

Hell no.

Well, unless you win in like 20 minutes.

No, no, no, no.

I'm gonna win.

That's the thing.

I'm gonna win.

Yeah, you're not bro.

All right.

You're not actually gonna win.

You realize that, right?

Oh God, I'm good. Oh shit dude, okay. Chat, this dude is so delusional bro. Speed camp? Yeah, we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it. HiVis is doing it right now chat, hold your horses. Hold your freaking horses. HiVis is doing it right now bro, right now. Hold your horses.

I got 20,000, I got 20,000 trophies bro.

Alright, so first off, that's not fucking possible. Second. I seen your account you have 2,600 trophies, bro

Bro too much

Yo ass

Okay, chat run predictions. Oh wait, by the way, bro. I'm gonna tell you the rules. Okay Rule fuck you mean rule. It's class for you. It's no rules and clever. No, dude I don't know these rules are gonna help you a little bit. These rules are gonna help you

Okay, oh

Did you leak have I fixed the thing? There we go, yeah Chat bet wisely bet wisely with your points bro. Don't be an idiot bet wise bet wise

You see you drinking beer already, oh, this is mineral water. This is not beer

I don't drink bro your words of encouragement inspired me. I'm never drinking again

Make it drinking beer, Chad.

Chad, this is, okay, this is mineral water. It literally says it on the thing. Wait, why are y'all betting on him? Are you guys serious, bro?

Are you guys serious, man? Are you guys like serious?

That's not how I talk. All right, Chad, I like this. No, no, no, don't switch up. This is good. Where'd you get it? Where'd you get it? Right there. I'm never trusting you with my points again. Then get banned, dude.

Okay.

It got to be the big face. Where's big face?

Wait, high fives.

Get his camera on.

Get his camera on.

I'm going to go pee, bro. I'm going go pee bro. I'm gonna go pee. I'm not vaping. I'm gonna go pee

Ain't no way you vaping

Yeah, that's right, it's Kim Lee yeah, it's Kim Lee

That's my wrong make that's just the wrong camera no, it's because we because we're using cameras. You can't do it. Alright, fuck it then.

You gotta use that one.

Fuck yeah.

What? What? What?

Fight! Fight!

What? Oh yeah, you gotta keep that up.

What the hell? Alright, alright, alright, alright!

Let's go. You ready bro?

Alright, hold on bro, send me that one thing. Which one thing? Oh, Hi-5, send him the thing, send him the thing, send him the thing. Send me that browser.

Oh, no, no, he said that.

He said that. Alright, thank you Hi-5. Thank you. Wait. What is my clan saying? Okay Tell who you got mirror JC tell who you got Chad I have to think okay speed Let me say the rules real quick, bro, okay? So, couple of things, bro. We could do, do you wanna do regular decks or triple draft? Cause I don't think you have evolutions.

So if we do regular decks.

He looks at, he's scared already.

Look at him.

It's not, this dude, you don't. He's scared. Bro, I'm helping you, bro. If you don't scared if you don't have evolutions, I'm going to bend you over bro. Ask your chat, bro We could do triple draft. Um, we could do bro. Yo, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, JC Stop yapping and let's get it to this shit. They get stop bro. All you doing is talking and yapping

Let's get it to the game. All right, no toe. Yo, bro. I do this bro you and by the way, you better not use hog 2.6, bro. That's not gonna work

Hey, bro, don't it don't matter what I use bro. It don't matter what I use. Come on

All right in speed listen if I get to 90 wins, okay If I get to 90 wins, I have a professional coach that will help you coach the last 10 games Okay, he'll coach you for the last 10 games Okay, and if you lose, you have to get the Hog Rider haircut, bro.

What?

Yes, I did it. I did it like a year ago.

Oh, hell no, what did you told me?

Ask your chat, bro. Ask your chat. You need a haircut, dude. You've had the same hair for too long. Just look at the Hog Rider and let me know bro. That's a good haircut.

Bro you, bro you, bro listen. Okay, alright, okay. Wait, hold on, hold on. Okay, hold on. I gotta really lock in Dan. Hold on, I gotta really lock in. If that's what you, if that's really what you wanna do.

Yes, if, but, I'm not gonna lie. You have, like speed, if I beat you 100 times in a row, you gotta get this haircut, bro.

You gotta get this haircut, bro. This- sometime this week, if I get a hundred wins, that's all I want. Ask your chat, bro. Ask your chat.

Bro, obviously, you know what my chat's saying, bro. They're saying yes.

Dude, I'm just saying, bro. Like, you're probably not gonna lose 100 games in a row, bro. You gotta think of it like that. Do you know what I mean?

Bro, I know you finna sweat your ass off. So don't even try to like... Yo, the fact I got my barber here with me right now.

Wait, your barber's here? Yes.

He's come out.

If you had the hog rider haircut, you would actually have aura bro, like dead ass. That would be the most aura haircut of all time. Think about it, you've had the same haircut for years, bro. You got to get a hog rider haircut. I got it bro. You got to get a hog rider haircut. I got it, bro, and I instantly

Roll you already ugly and shit, so that don't even matter bro. You don't even care about your hair, bro Next week you bald and did the next three weeks Yo eyebrows cut off then the next three weeks you drink it beer and vaping bro. You don't care That's the thing about you. You don't care with me. It takes a long time for my hair to grow back, bro. You got that fucking oopsie doopsie ass hair. Your hair grows back in the next two weeks, bro. What I'm saying is you can't so so so like so stop trying to you can't keep

comparing our hairs. If you get the hog rider haircut, you will legitimately get girls, bro. I'm telling you it's a good cat, bro stop bro stop trying to stop bro stop trying to fucking manipulate this goddamn deal bro you trying to manipulate all right bro we don't you don't got to get a haircut bro if you don't want to no no you know what Okay, hold on. Okay. Ah.

Okay, what if I win?

Okay. You can pick any haircut and I'll get it, bro. Even if it's the worst haircut ever, you can pick. Because I don't give a fuck how I look, bro. See, exactly.

You don't care.

So I want to do something that you do care. Well, no, no. Like, okay, what haircut would you give me though, realistically?

Bro, you don't care about your hair. You, bro, you drink beer. You don't care.

That's the thing.

So I'm trying to do something.

How does that apply? If I drink beer, I don't care about my hair? Bro, I'm actually in the process of growing out my hair, Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Come on, bro.

Come on, bro.

Come on, bro.

Come on, bro. Come on, come on All right the way, okay, but if I win you got to get the hog rider haircut

And you're not gonna scam. I

Won't scale you Yeah, come on. Wait, come on. I would yeah, I would cut out my sides. I would bald my sides or not here. Come on!

Come on! No, wait, no, wait, time out, time out.

Look, don't, look, don't get hype. I said I will cut my sides. I will bald my sides. I will bald my sides.

Wait, so you're gonna get the Hog Rider haircut?

Yes, that's the hog run. Oh, yes. I'm gonna ball my paper. I'm gonna get the whole grinder. That's the whole grinder

Wait, am I getting scam shop?

You're not getting scale. I'm I'm balding my might my fade to get the whole writer They're saying scam bro. That's not scam Pull up the hog rider and look exactly Oh, that's the whole bro. I know what the hog rider is. No, nigga. Listen

You can't scam bro, bro. This will be a generational haircut. If you get a hog rider haircut, bro You realize how much aura you would have bro

All right, we do got a start though we do got a star we do got a star yeah, yeah, come on Come on, all right. All right. All right Okay. All right, we do got to start though. We do got to start. We do got to start. Yeah, yeah, come on, come on.

All right, let's start.

Let's start.

Okay.

All right, chat.

Well, I got a question. Like, how do I like turn down the, cause the classroom should be so loud.

Oh yeah. Are you on your phone? How do I turn that down? But you like but you say the same are you on your phone or your PC? I'm on my phone go to yours main menu. Oh, I see I see I see it three line Yeah, three line settings audio music. Yep. Yep All right lock in chat. I'm gonna be locked bro. I'm gonna be locked Wait speed do you have any evolutions or no? Do you have any evolutions?

What do you have evolutions or no? Bro, fuck evolution bro!

Come on and play me bro!

Alright.

He keep yapping chat about evolution, he scared.

Alright, alright, alright, alright, let's do this man. He keep talking about, Speed, do you have evolution? Yeah, alright, alright, alright, let's do it! Speed, do you have evolution bro?

Do you have evolution?

Alright, I set the first battle, I set the first battle. I sent the first battle. I sent the first battle. Evolution does not matter, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay Evolution doesn't matter. Okay. Okay evolution doesn't matter. Where'd you send it at? I sent you the 1v1 battle in your friends Get just get used to accepting this bro, cuz you're not gonna win us. Where's that at? Uh Go to the people top top right of the middle of the main, top right of the main menu in the battle screen. Oh, I see it, I see it.

Oh yeah.

All right, so let's go! Tell my beetle first match!

First, first match I'm a beetle!

So, you haven't played in three years, right? Three years?

Shut up, shut up.

Just watch me, watch me.

All right, hog 2.6.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay So you went for the prediction log there that's interesting bro, okay Good ice golem to distract

Taze and I said he's as

Dude, I'm using a beatdown deck. So I'm gonna be losing at the start of the game, but then I'm gonna win. Oh, the dragon, the dragon, the dragon!

Like, relax, bro.

Oh, I coulda lightenings. You have no idea what I'm using bro Good game speed good game, bro. You have no elixir. Yo, bro The first thing you're gonna learn is you're gonna want to save on to that elixir buddy Watch your tower get bent over a table right now Instantly save on to that elixir buddy save on Chad did not prove myself. This is water. Let's go. Let's go. Good start. Good start

Bye bye mus Musketeer. See, bro, this isn't gonna be easy, bro. You have this impression that it's gonna be easy. That boulder just did a lot of damage.

Bowling!

Come on, stay locked, stay locked.

Hey, it ain't over with him.

It ain't over with.

All right, all right. All right. Alright, alright.

Alright. Okay, okay. Focus, focus, focus. Focus, focus, focus.

See that? That's an evolution bro that too

Go go go go

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

What Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh, what?

Bro, what the fuck is going on right now, bro? Hold on, time out.

Hold on, hold on, wait, time out, time out, time out.

That was my warmup game.

I ain't played in years. Hey, I didn't play in years.

Dude, first thing you gotta, bro, you gotta stop going for predictions, bro. I'm a pro, bro. You're not gonna be able to pull a fast one on me, bro. Wait, wait, what do you mean phone?

Phone?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Let me lock in. Hold on, wait, come on, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back,

come back. You ready ready? Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Wait, wait, you want to do evolutions or no evolutions, bro? No evolution. Oh, okay Okay, you said it didn't matter. I know wait wait wait. Wait, I'm out. Let's do triple draft. Okay. Yes See that nap now. All right, let me get on your phone. You're on your phone Okay, oh, I I'm tryhardy bro. I told you bro. This is not gonna be fun for you dude give up now, bro All right triple draft triple draft triple draft triple draft. All right. I said I said I said I said Good luck bro. The game is way too loud. Chat we'll turn on a game after this.

Wait I don't have good stuff. Bro, what is my deck? That W!

Wait, the cam's messed up. How do I fix the cam?

What you doing? That W real Wait the cams messed up. How about six cam?

You know

Gotta kill it. Yeah, I got it. It's tomorrow to lock down right now

Good luck bro. See I don't even know what you drafted, bro. Hold up.

Oh, I gotta try hard now. Bowler? Mecha Knight!

You know what this card is, B? You know what this card is?

BANG!

Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No! No!

Fuck, bro.

Fuck! I fucked up my placement. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, FUUUCK bro. FUCK!

I fucked up my placement!

Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go Yes! Yes! I keep f**king up my placement!

Focus, focus.

We can still lose, bro, remember.

Walk in. Yes. Yes, YES! Give me it, give me it. How did that miss? How did that miss? Oh, lock in! Oh, nice Inferno Tower speed.

WAUWANG! WAUWANG!

Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

I'm fucking god, dog. God dog How

Yes, yes, see I like triple-draft bro dude that hog rider crap is not gonna work bro lock in Two to zero I got a lock in bro. I got a really fucking lock in bro. I'm not gonna I got a really lock in

Two to zero bro. Remember bro. You have a pro coach if I get to 90, if I get to 90 bro. All right, all right, all right, all right.

You lock in.

Come on.

What do I pick, what do I pick, chat? What do I pick? I actually don't know what to pick. This is pretty good, this is pretty good.

Okay. Alright, yep, lock in, let's go, let's go, good draft!

Come on. Wait, I could have got archers? Are you guys serious? What is this bird? What is this left bird?

Who is that bird?

Bro, that's Phoenix, bro, that's Phoenix. Pick it, it's really good Bro that's Phoenix bro. That's Phoenix. Pick it.

It's really good. It's really good.

It's Phoenix bro. Pick it.

It's good. It's good. It's good.

It's the best card in the game right now. They're about to nerf it. Come on.

Let's go.

Chat just stay locked every game!

Every game! I gotta lock in. I gotta lock in.

Shut the- no, no, I gotta lock in real shit. You are literally a freak. X-Bow buddy! Tower down! YES!

YESSSS! Yes, yes Oh

Come on come on keep going next go keep going keep going keep going

Whoo, I fucking can't bro, I'm not gonna lie to you. Are you starting to feel it now, bro? It's not gonna be easy, bro. I'm literally a loser, bro. I play this game every day. I do not care about anything else besides gaming, bro.

I play this game every day, bro.

You're gonna have to-

WHAT'S YOUR BOLD HEAD, ASSHOLE?!

Nice.

Probably shouldn't have Fireball there,

but we'll get that.

Shh. Ahh! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm trying to beat you! That push is not gonna work, bro. I noticed that you like to free spell him hot, bro. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on Come on one more one more one more one more hit one more hit one more hit Better defend that speed go bomber go bomber. Yes

What the fuck bro? Ain't no fucking way chat dude. Ask your chat for advice, bro Dude you did 40 damage bro 40 or 39

Do you see how hard this is gonna be bro? Like you're gonna have to actually earn the win. It's not gonna be given to you bro. You have to earn the win I got a fucking lock in bro. Oh my god Yeah, I told you bro. Oh, you really play this game every day. Yes, bro. That's what I told you I dude I have 20,000 battles one. I have like 40,000 played bro I've been playing for nine years. You have to actually be playing good to win. I Say you triple-, triple draft.

Lock in Chad, let's go, lock in. All right, this, this, this.

Lock in, lock in, lock in.

All right, all right.

Yo, I'm trying to lock in, Chad.

All right, I know you're gonna pick the Musketeer. You're gonna pick, yep, you picked the Musketeer, didn't you? No to like, you know, chat. I already know you're gonna pick the Musketeer. You're gonna pick, yep, you picked the Musketeer, didn't you?

No?

Yeah, you did.

He thought I was, bro, why do stream snipe when you can't do that? Bro, it's not a stream snipe. You pick Musketeer in all of your decks, bro. You're obviously gonna pick it again. here. High fives, why is there two of me dude?

What are you? Ayo fucking deck bro. Ayo deck bro, this shit is ass bro.

Alright chat I got a good deck, I got a good deck. I got a good deck. I got a good deck. Bro, I told you, bro, I'm a loser, bro. Like, I don't leave my house, bro. I just play this game all day. You're not gonna win, bro. Give up. Miner?

That's hits, bro.

Hits are hits, bro.

You are right. You are right.

You are right.

You just arrow bro.

Come on. Come on. I knew you picked

the musketeer bro.

Go, go! What? You have no elixir.

You have like five elixir.

Earthquake?

Come on.

I'm on tower.

I'm on tower.

Come on, come on, come on. Go, go, go!

Yes! More!

More! Oh my fucking god! PFFT! Alright, alright. Stay focused, stay focused, chat.

Speed, have you ever seen this car before? Be honest. You ever seen that? Yes, that's a me. Go, go, go, go, go. If you go Tesla in the middle, I'm gonna arrow everything I'm just letting you know

Go go go go, please. Yes more. Yes

Deep breaths joker2k9991 oh no Stop bro, okay bro, damn you fucking Let's go and that is good game speed that is good game good game I can't Look bro, you're trying your hardest dude. That's all that matters You're actually not even doing that bad bro. You only like

Everything a fucking day. Oh my god. That's the thing that you never seen this card. It's good. Thank you Dante. Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, god damn.

Dude, what I was gonna say is you only lost by three towers, bro.

Oh my god, man.

Stay locked. Let's go. I said another one, bro. Wait, high fives, get the score have I get the score on get the score on Get the score up high vice this is gonna be easy chat. I was worried at first. I'm not worried, bro Dude what your responsibility is speed is you got to spend the next 90 games?

Learning as much as you can and then when you have a coach you can actually win because realistically you're gonna have one maybe two Actual real opportunities to win a game because a lot of random things can happen and when you have that opportunity to win It's your responsibility to not choke and finish the game. The lights are gonna be way too bright bro. You need to be locked Oh, it's over. It's already over. It's over. It's over, chat. I have a beautiful deck. I just do emoting in the middle of the game bro.

BANG!

What? Alright bro, get off my fucking game. I want Goddess Game out to piss me off bro.

Good luck defending this.

Good luck!

I can't.

I fucking can't bro, I swear to god bro. This game is genuinely about to piss me the fuck off dog.

Come on. Yes, perfect, yes. Perfect. Nice defense, guys. Nice. Take no damage again.

Nice, guys.

Yeah, but you wasted way more elixir on him. The fuck? What are you talking about?

I spent four, you spent five, bro. You're talking, you're barking up the wrong tree,

bro. You're talking, you're barking up the wrong tree bro.

Okay, good, good, good. All right.

Oh my God. Oh, I almost got them all.

Yup, line up with the tower. Nice, nice, nice.

More damage, nice. Nice!

More damage! Wall breakers the bridge. He has to go skeleton army right?

Mini Pekka?

Give me one! Nice!

Nice! Okay, we're up to 2,300.

World's little group cannon, no damage again. Perfect guys! Let's go! Bro. We're up to 2,300. We're up to a little bit of cannon. No damage again. Perfect, guys. Let's go.

Bro.

Go, Wall Breaker. Yep, Magic Archer line up with the tower. Nice. Magic Archer's on. Nice, more damage. Keep going, Magic Archer.

Yes, Magic Archer, yes! Lulzah! Bro. Magic archers on nice more damage. Keep going magic archer. Yes magic archer. Yes

Bro How are you doing bro, how do you feel right now Are you doing good

Bro, come on, bro. It's only five games in dude. You could easily get a win. Dude, come on. Don't be like that bro. It's only 5 games bro. Don't give up.

You good bro?

Bro, it's just Clash bro. This is, it's a learning experience bro, you just gotta keep learning. You're doing good speed. And I didn't tell you this before bro, but you have a lot of natural talent on this game, you have a lot of potential. I'm sorry for celebrating too hard. You have potential man.

Got this. Just gotta believe in yourself. Remember dude, just believe. Just gotta keep believing. Look bro, think about it. I have to beat you 95 more times, bro This is easy. You can easily get one win. It's not that hard Nice Ooh, that's okay.

Good luck, Speed.

You got this, man. Just remember, stay positive and joyful, all right? Stay positive. Stay positive, bro.

Good luck, man. Nice heroes, get the minions. Nice, perfect.

Good value on the arrows. Nice heroes, Val, get the minions! Nice, perfect. Good value on the arrows.

My n***a, bro. Yo, this sh** is annoying, bro. This guy's a f***ing nerd, bro, like, actually.

Good game. Dark Goblin to snipe the cannon? He has zero elixir. Go Dark Goblin! Two, three, four, five, six, seven. Seven hits hits nice

Invisible nice, it's gonna go minions, right?

Maybe dragon mo. No, that's gonna charge! No, no, no, no, no!

God.

Okay, that was my bad.

That was actually good. Okay, that was good.

Alright. I was actually good. Okay. That's good Go roll ghost Nice! Okay. Ooh! Mortar's on tower, perfect. Go mortar! One, two, three. That's tower down. Nice guys! Now we just defend. Oh!

Oh, I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Go Mortar! 1, 2, 3, let's tower down! NICE GUYS! Now we just defend? Oh f-

Hang on a lot bro, like...

Dude, I told you, it's not gonna be easy bro.

I don't know what the f**k to do bro.

I don't bro like I like I'm beyond I don't know bro. Like I don't know what to do. Like I'm gonna be dead-ass honest bro.

Nice guys.

Good win. I Don't know what to do

Listen to your chat. I'm sure some of them are good like some of them are probably good

I Don't know what to do Listen to your chat. I'm sure some of them are good. Like some of them are probably good

Bro how bro, how long do you play this game a day? Um Like this is crazy off stream I probably play four hours on stream I probably play Five nine hours a day probably like nine you play this game nine hours a day like some days seven hours some days ten hours if NFL is on I don't play that much because I watch NFL let's do a mega draft you want to do mega draft yeah did somebody in your chat say to do that yep okay now we could do mega draft the only thing is mega draft I sent it by the way it's met mega draft takes longer to draft but we

could do it occasionally whenever you want It does take a little bit longer to draft But you see the difference in mega draft we can look at what's on the board and you pick off the board Bro do you only use the hog rider bro? Oh, don't worry

All right, all right, let me think let me think I need a good counter to the hog rider let me think That's good, okay

All right. All right. Speed, remember bro, you, remember, don't give up. You have a pro coach in the last 10 games. He's a really good coach.

Bro, how about I just use him now?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's really good. I don't want to give you him for that many games, bro. He's good. Mega Knight! Okay, you're actually a freak.

Oh my God! Bro, can we ban Mega Knight, please? That card is no skill. You don't like Mega Knight? It's no skill, bro. It's no skill. I'm gonna lose this one bro. Bro. Bro. Bro.

Bro.

Bro. Bro.

Bro. Bro. Bro'm gonna win 100. I'm gonna win 100. I'm gonna win 100. I'm gonna win 100.

I'm gonna win 100. I'm gonna win 100.

I'm gonna win 100.

I'm gonna win 100. Nah, that might have been a bad pick chat. Oh, hold on. Dude, I need a win condition, bro.

Chat, what should I get?

Okay. All right. I don't have a spell. I don't have a spell.

I don't have a spell.

All right. Good luck, man.

What is the monk? The monk is a he's like an old man, bro. He's not good at all.

Don't use him.

No, I didn't mean to press her. He's like an old man, bro. He's not good at all. Don't use him.

No, I didn't mean to press her! Yes!

Oh, that's a Berserker.

Oh, my fucking god, I fat fingered it. I tried to get the ice.

All right.

I'm gonna be so safe, Chad. Don't worry, I'm not gonna lose. If y'all bet on me, I got y'all. Yes! I'm not gonna lose if y'all bet on me. I got y'all Yes, perfect connection So speed you never played a game nine hours a day before like ever oh Never in your whole life. Nope. I thought you used to grind 2k bro. You should try to pay right? Oh, yeah like that. Yeah

You know who this guy is golden night But I know you're just staring at the mega night bro, just put him down put him down What does she do? Who? Ms. Urker. Uh, she's good, she's good. She has little swords. She only attacks ground though. She has low health, but she hits fast. Come on.

Come on, come on.

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Oh my god I'm not gonna lose shot. I'm not gonna lose Ah Ah No, no, no, no, how does he jump every fucking time? Yes! Let's go.

Oh!

Reset it! I'm bro, I can't! I can't do shit!

I can't do shit!

I can't do anything!

Let's go.

Let's go, bro.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go, bro. Don't give up, Speed. Don't give up.

Light's out! Light bro! Light bro! What do I do?

Genuinely!

Don't give up, man.

Okay. Yes, perfect deck, oh my god. Give him a coach, he gets a coach at 90 bro, trust.

Bro, give me a coach bro.

Not yet, no no no no no no no no.

No bro, cause you scared, this shit not even fair. Bro, how is this fair? I have to beat you 100 times. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no was not trying to get in my head bro bro I'm just saying bro go goblins nice right right right right right oh my god and I fucked up my placement. Yeah, just fuck it all chat Yay, so fun, this is so fun chat This is so fun

Nice go dark goblin. Nice. Go Dark Goblin! Nice! Nice! That's a lot of damage. Go Goblins! Go Goblins!

Yes!

Nice Goblins!

Yes!

I can't! I can't do shit! I swear to god I can't do nothing, bro.

Go Zappy! Go Zappy one more!

Yes!

You gotta defend this, V. You gotta defend it. You gotta defend it. Gotta defend it. Zapies to reset the Sparky? Nice!

Perfect timing.

Playing perfect today guys.

He just bullshit the fact he has the- oh that's crazy.

He's going really well.

He's going really good.

Yes! He's going really well. He's going really good.

Yes.

Beautiful.

Valkyrie plus fireball? No damage again. Nice. NICE!

God.

Good, good, good, god. Un-fucking-dammit bro. Bro I can't bro, chat. I'm like bro like this is bro. Like I know I like this isn't fair bro. It's not fair

All right. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what I'll give you a coach in the last 20 games. Okay Instead of the last 10, I still got to play you 80 times without a coach, but the last 20 games I'll give you a coach. You have a way better chance of winning now.

Alright?

This shit isn't fair bro.

Bro you don't realize how much he's gonna help you bro. You know what I'm saying? And you're just warming up right now bro. You haven't played in 3 years.

You know what I mean?

Don't give up.

Bro it doesn't matter if I didn't play this in three years or not. This is crazy. You like, you like, I didn't know you was a sweat like this. You are a sweat, bro. This game is my life dude, okay Like I've dedicated so many hours to this bro, it's embarrassing if I lose obviously everybody's gonna celebrate when I lose bro That's why I'm trying to win bro. I need to be the freaking villain Now they're asking for refund bro, yeah chat refund and repot it. That's fine Refund every pulled it he'll get a coach for the last 20 games, bro

Nice

He's gonna get a coach for the last 20 That's a bunch of outranges the dark, right? Yeah, okay Actually like my deck bro At the same desk chat Dark prince wait, this is a good counter push. Hold up You got a lot of elixir, bro.

How are you gonna defend this? Oh my god, arrows, arrows, quick, quick, quick! Yes! Go! That's tower.

I'm getting all bro. I'm getting all bro.

Bro, remember, if you wanna quit, bro, like, eugh.

Bro, remember, if you wanna quit, bro, if you don't, bro, this shit is so fucking stupid!

If you wanna quit, that's-

It's stupid!

If you wanna quit, that is completely fine. You just gotta make sure you get the haircut, bro.

Okay. Okay, okay dark prince you can throw in the towel at any time bro anytime you could just give up bro make this easy on yourself I For who's about log bait bro, my god Know about ball game

All right, I don't think I'm gonna be able to use my mega knight this game, bro. I thought he was gonna pick hog. Jump, fire spirit! Oh. No, no, no, no, no! Arrows, arrows, arrows! Yes, perfect timing, man.

Nice. Go Dark Prince!

MEGA KNIGHT! Good game bro. Come on.

Heralds, cards.

Yay, Jinxie you're so good!

Jinxie you're so good!

Jinxie you're so good!

Jinxie you're so good!

Jinxie you're so good. JT, you're so good, JT. Oh my god, JT, you're so good, bro. Oh my god, you're so different, JT. I'm like, yo, bro, I've never seen a Clash Royale player as good as you. Thank you, man.

No, you're so good, bro. I you man. No, like, no, like you're so good bro.

I appreciate you.

No, like you're not, you're different bro.

Thank you. Dude, if you're frustrated, take a chill pill bro. Take a breather. It's, it's probably like, it's probably gonna be like two hours.

No, no, no, no, no, no. This is honestly crazy. This is honestly fucking crazy.

Real talk, it's crazy.

What is crazy, bro? What is crazy?

You!

Like bro, like you're actually good at this game. Bro, dude, I told you, bro. I like, bro, I take this game serious, dude. It's not gonna be easy for you to win.

Bro, I don't think I am gonna win bro

You have to remember bro Like I'm telling you when you get a coach your chance goes up by like triple bro. He's gonna be able to help you a lot Keep in mind your coach is like a hundred times better than me Do I mean he's like an actual pro bro. Yeah, bro. I

Should have I spirited. Go!

Oh my god, that hit the tower.

Nice.

Nice. Nice, I got three!

The bandit's gonna dash and the dark prince is gonna miss.

Oh no, I can't. I can't do this, bro. Like, look how he's fucking talking right now. Look at, like chat, look how he's talking. I'm not winning this. Bro is honestly talking like some fucking Clash Royale nerd.

He does this, y'all.

He does this.

Okay, Firecracker's gonna line up.

Nice, he's gonna line up.

Nice, he's gonna line up with the boulder, it's gonna hit the tower. Bang! Nice. How did that activate? What?! How did that activate the ki? Bin's gonna dash, boulder's gonna miss. Got these. Ash boulder's gonna miss. Go, he has no elixir, he has no elixir.

Guess the dark prince right now.

Oh, he went mortar.

Earthquake!

The mortar's already dead.

Oh my god, no, I can't, no, fuck, I'm out, I'm out. I'm fucking out!

I'm out!

Bro, if you quit, bro. Look how he's talking Motor oh my god. No, no, no. No. Oh my god. The bow is gonna go to right then a hog letters But her left didn't a fireball I fire balloon and a little edge then it's a right. Oh, yeah, I did it Yeah, it's evidently sure then we can leave it in it. What the fuck? I'm not waiting to say

Dude you have a defeated mindset, bro. You have a horrible mindset. Oh my god

Nice

Earthquake to cover dark out on the dark prince and the tower nice. Yeah, haha. No

Goblins are dead to nice. It's honestly fucking nuts, bro

That's gonna get no hits

Nice Okay

We're up good. We're up cute, bro. You do have to take a freaking chill pill. You don't understand, bro Think about it like this, bro. Um, I Have to beat you a lot bro. Like you only have to beat me once bro I just if I make one a bad mistake, you're gonna win It's that easy

Think you understand bro the gate like it's not a close game, buddy

Nice Dude and by the way, the pro I'm gonna get for you has taught me everything. I know bro. Like he's way better than He's crazy at this game.

It's actually a big push, but I think he passed.

Perfect, no damage. Nice. Fucking nice guys.

That... Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes! You could ask your chat bro. He's crazy. They're like some of them are gonna know him There's no way you're talking about this guy, bro

Bro he's no like bro. He's a pro bro. He's literally a pro

Is he where's he at?

he's um Bro, he's gonna join. He's gonna join in in like an hour hour hour and a half bro. Ow, how are that bro? I don't want to get beat for an hour and a half, bro This is what builds your character broke. Stop giving up. You're like a quitter. I'm not giving up It's just I'm getting too much. I'm not I'm getting fucked every single fucking game I'm gonna keep getting fucking hump and slump every goddamn game Like it's not even fair bro

And you know that Remember bro, never give up man Like, this is not even fair, bro! Okay.

Hey, you know that! Just remember, bro, never give up, man. I need that. Ooh, this is a good deck here, chat.

It's a good game. Okay.

Probably Fireball, yeah. Nice, guys, all right. Stay locked in, guys. Okay, probably fireball. Nice guys. All right.

Stay locked in guys.

Bro getting back shots? No, he's not bro. Chill out.

He coming in.

This shit is ass bro, bro.

Like I did not know it was going to be like this.

Wait, so what did you it was gonna be like this. Sigh. Wait, so what did you think was gonna happen? Like, honestly.

Like, did you- I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro. Just defend that. Pfft. How about that?

Yeah, and of course you f**king defended it, cuz you-

Of course he did it.

Pfft.

Of course he did it. Of course.

Nope, no hits. Not today, man. No hits. Yeah, I know. Of course, of course. No hits.

Come on. Now that right there is probably like top five cards in the game, bro. Prince, bro.

Yeah, fireball damage. I'm so freaking good. That's interesting chap

because the fireball doesn't kill the level 11 units but on level 15 it does. That is weird. With level 15 it kills it but not level 11. That's interesting. Princess stay alive. Nice. Perfect guys. Get a little double-lane pressure here. Swarm the right, princess is on the bridge on the left, he has to answer both sides. Nice! Dark Prince is dead. Split gang in the middle, clean up the bath, plant the barbarian on the left.

Perfect, no damage again, guys. Nice.

Actually got a hit on your tower.

Oh yeah, you did, you did. Nice. Good job.

And I got another one.

I like that you locked in, bro. I do like that.

Ah! God.

Probably gotta go E-W was in the middle You just spent nine elixirs right now you have three

No, I don't

Okay

Which in the middle perfect no damage again. Nice guys.

Nice. Oh, look at that fireball value. It's gonna hit everything. Beautiful.

Fireball my fucking balls, bro.

Pull it into the bomb. Nice, perfect. No damage. Now speed, this is gonna be a big push, bro. Good luck to Patty this.

That was not a big fucking push, bro.

Still going, bro.

The push is still going.

Okay, good D, grab her. Oh, she's still going.

Okay, goodie, goodie. Nice! Go goblin, go goblin!

No.

Yo, speed.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

No, Prince, turn around, what are you doing? This is actually your best game yet bro. Made it to overtime. Alright alright I see you.

Told you bro, you're getting better bro, you're just warming up.

Good try, man. Like bro, like you're not like like bro, hey bro. I'm sorry bro. I'm in a good mood today bro.

I'm sorry.

Why are you like bro?

I saw a purple butterfly today bro.

I'm in a good mood

Chat I don't bro I Know I think I'm gonna get your ass, bro. Wait, you actually wait wait, you actually think so now you think so I think I might get you bro. Okay You're not even good. You just play see I'm a

Wait, what'd he say?

You're not really good. You're just super, like, I don't know why, you're just super technical. Which is good, but you're not like, you're not like, you're not scary, bro. Bro, you're literally hilarious.

You're not that guy, really, I'm not gonna lie. You're not that guy, you're not that guy. You're not. All right, so I like that you're confident though.

This is good, man.

You're not that guy. And you know that, you're not that guy.

Okay, let me think, let me think.

Ooh, chat, he's low-key knifing that good. He's not that good, he's just super technical. Bro, what do you mean by technical, bro? You're not that far from the tree, bro. I'ma be honest, bro. You're really not that far from the tree.

Good luck, man.

Good luck.

Let's go.

God, I love this game, dude.

All right, let's go like that.

What?

Dude, you're gonna make me laugh, but I'm gonna lose bro. Like I All right Wait, just delivery. It's not gonna hit a hit of his I was too late. No, that was a horrible mistake That one's on me. Yeah, that one's on me He's trying to get in your head chat, he's not gonna get a man promise If you bet points on me, I literally got y'all bro. What?

Okay, you just went eGiant Valkyrie eSpirits you have no elixir to support the eGiant So that eG giant is basically dead

Oh, that was bad minions cuz I can go hog you have to go cannon in like one second

Nice, bro And I'm gonna go delivery. It's gonna hit the minions and the key giant and I'm gonna take no damage I'm gonna go Spears cuz I know I'm up a little You have to eat that damage Nice, you had to eat that because you were down so much

Oh my god You're you you are you Do you make sure to make clear the mixer a mixer a mixer the four legs when you have to be like you you keep Fucking trying to fucking predict my legs sir

Bro, cuz it matters. Hey, what the fuck this niggas predict about lists a mixer and shit It matters dude. This is what I learned from my coach bro. Like this is the stuff I learned.

Okay.

Okay interesting Valkyrie there. I wouldn't have Valkyrie.

I'm gonna go.

Wait I can go hog to distract the Valkyrie. Nice. That's gonna give the zappies more time to hit her. You have to go cannon or else you're gonna take a lot of damage.

Bang, nice.

Oh, bad cannon, bad cannon. Dude, that was bad, hold up. Oh my, okay, yes, I fucking know it was bad.

Jesus Christ. Now the hog's not gonna go for it. Nice. Oh Days, but I can't

Make it it's chewing my ear off, bro. I

Gotta push from I gotta push bro.

Nice, all dead. Good game, man.

You have to go cannon right now.

Nice.

Hulk, nice! Fireball wins. Good game, man. Good game. I show speed Starting to get into my groove here chat. Yo, dude You gotta take a chill pill bro. You're actually getting way too stressed bro. Remember I have to beat you a hundred times, bro You just got to beat me once Bro, come on. You can't be this bad bro. It's just 12 games Come on speed head up man chin up

Never give up bro Chat he's gonna get a coach bro. He is he is he is he is Who is Bobby bro, you do not want Bobby to coach you that guy's an idiot You want to meet Bobby, bro? Hey, you know what? I'll tell you this, Speed.

I'll tell you this.

I'll let Bobby coach you for two games, bro. Two games, all right? I'll let Bobby coach you. Chat, should I call Bobby? Bobby's my boy, bro. He's not a pro, though.

I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest I'm better than Bobby, but he'll help you with a lot of stuff Do you want me to get it? Everybody's saying yes, okay Speed you want to meet Bobby bro. He can help you bro. Give me some help bro. All right. All right. Let me get Bobby Let me get Bobby. I'm gonna call you in a group call with Bobby literally right now. Wait, chat is he on? Is he on? Let me see Hi, guys. Can you make a group call to call Bobby?

He I don't know if he's on. Chat is he on? He is, he is. Wait, no, he's not. He's not on. Chat, he's not on.

It's Juan? Alright, hold up. Alright, alright, I'm about to call Bobby, hold on, let me see. Alright, damn, bro! Bobby will help you though, he's the highest rank of the game, bro How about I don't see his discord man, I don't see his discord. Oh

There he is there he is there he is Hold up

All right, no don't group up cuz I didn't have to

Well, you know, oh, yeah, cuz of the is there a way to add him? Is there a way to add him? Yeah, just add him.

Wait, Hi-Fives, could you add Bobby to this thing? Could you add him to the current call?

Bro, let's just play the game for right now, bro.

All right, all right, all right.

Bobby, you'll... Hi guys figure out how to get Bobby and Yeah, what do y'all think I should get probably this right Oh, damn! This guy, like, you really played his game. Yes, bro, I tried to tell you, bro, it was not gonna be easy. You could definitely still win.

Like, you genuinely, I thought you was just, I thought you just played it.

No, bro, I, I, I was just, I thought you just played it. No bro, I, bro I got, what in the fuck are you doing? Bro I got to top 1000 in the world bro.

Well actually my peak, I got to top 90 in the world bro. Top 92. I'm a decent player, dude. I'm not a pro though, but I'm good. Why do you guys type cap every fucking time? Nice.

Okay. Come on, give me one! Nice!

What in God's green earth, man?

I'm tripping on that placement, bro.

What do you think of the dart goblin, bro? Do you think he's balanced? Like, do you think he's fair? What, you talking about the dude who shoot out the fucking Y thing, uh, he has the darts and he's wearing the little, he's wearing the little mask, he's a little goblin. Please give me one, give me one.

Yes! Holy doubling pressure guys. Wow. Look at that. Nice Really good man Please holy poison value guys.

Wow.

Wait the left side the left side.

Okay.

Can't choke I can't choke.

Fuck this shit bro. Oh god fuck this shit bro. Nah my nigga this shit piss me off bro real talk bro. This shit is stupid. Niggas a fucking sweat bro.

Fuck you bro. This nigga fucking scale my shit, bro

Dude I did not

Fuck you shut the fuck up the fuck up, bro

Damn, this nigga scamming me and shit bro. Bum ass fucking class right, bro. Fuck you Man, I'm out the fucking pussy. Oh, I swear.

This nigga play this shit every fucking day, bro.

Take a breather, dude.

God fucking damn, bro. Y'all see this shit, bro.

God fucking, I can't do shit!

Send an invite, bro. Set, set, set.

Fuck! Damn, bro! All right, all right.

This shit really blowing me, bro. I swear to God it is, bro. This shit really blowing me, bro I swear to god it is bro. This shit really blowing me bro, I swear to god dog. This shit pissing me off.

Good luck man.

Nice, he missed out on the fire spirit, this guy's a pro too. Next time you gotta let the barrel pop. Next time put my fucking- shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut What the fuck is he talking about? Nigga just made me break my shit, bruh. Damn!

Shut the fuck up! Broke my fucking monitor, dog. Nigga just made me break my fucking monitor!

I don't give a fuck! I don't care about a bowler! I don't care about a hog rider! I don't fucking care about fire spirit! I don't care about Alexa!

I don't fucking care dude you got to take a chill pill Oh

My god, bro

Speed while you fix your monitor. I'm gonna use the rest of your man. All right, I'll be back remember loving positivity

Chat, he's gonna fix his monitors. You're fix mother Where the fuck is my headphones at, man? Damn! Shit, fuck up, bro.

I can't even see nothing on my fucking screen right now cuz this nigga wanna fucking play God damn, man. Hey, speed, I'm back, man.

Speed, everything okay? Speed, remember, love and positivity, man.

Just breathe. Give a fuck stop. I don't care. Call me a crybaby.

I don't care.

I'm a crybaby.

I don't know.

I spit. Where's my earphones at bro? Alright, alright. Yo, why is he so mad bro? All right. Yo, why is he so mad, bro? Walk out of here, bro.

Nigga think he's good. I'm almost with a God. You must don't know who the fuck I am, bro.

All right.

Chad, I gotta wait for him to him in like three weeks. I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks. I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks. I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks. I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three weeks. I'm gonna have Bobby coach him in like three games and then I'm gonna have Riley do the last 20 cuz Riley's a pro.

You're shit man.

Yo, yo, you back you back man?

Yes, I'm back bro. Just remember bro deep breaths love and bro bro bro bro bro bro come on bro.

Sorry, I'm sorry. Happy thoughts, man. All right, I'm gonna study the battle.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I picked the wrong card. Crab muffin.

Okay. It's interesting. Alright, good luck man.

I knew you'd pick the mini-N north side. I went with the wizard nice

Why are you looking at my day? If I'm picking it? What are you looking at my dad? I'm just saying like what's the fucking point bro? No, no, no, no, no, no You don't you don't know what I'm saying. So like when we draft like we could see exactly why you looking at my deck If we draft it, no, no, no, no, no, no. What I mean is when we draft I can see your three options You can see my three options. So I knew you were I know I I yeah, I know but why are you looking at that? Isn't that cheating? No. No, you could see mine too. You get to see my options

I'm not even in your stream. I'm not I don't see fine

I'm just saying I knew you were gonna pick the minion

Wizard you clean that up nice guys Oh Yeah, bro get over my alright this fucking Nice start Nice, tower down.

Alright, alright, alright.

Oh, I messed up the timing of that.

Oh wait, speed you good Remember it's positive my attempt.

No one will believe in you if you don't believe in you, man. Remember that, bro.

In life.

Wow. ♪♪ ♪♪

Wait, I'm about to get Bobby. I'm about to get Bobby, he just texted me. I got you a coach, Speed, I got you a coach.

Speed?

Mm-hm.

I got you a coach for a couple of games man He's gonna coach you for three games right now, let me see if I can shoot him a call here We have us. Can you add Bobby to the group call have us? Okay, just have us whenever you can. All right, just let me know let me know all right speed. I'll see you another battle

Bro don't look at my car. I'm not looking at your cars, bro Do you see what I'm saying though like I can yeah, I I know but I'm not looking at your shit, though I'm not looking at your shit, though, okay

All right, I won't look at your I won't look at your shit though. I'm not looking at your shit though. Okay. All right, I won't look at your stuff, bro. Okay. Ooh, my deck's kinda weird, man. Don't really know if I like this deck that much. Ugh! Oh, God.

Good luck man. Oh it's gonna, it's gonna create a new group.

Okay okay it's gonna go with the red. I'm gonna go with the red. I'm gonna go with the red. I'm gonna go with the red. I'm gonna go with the red. I'm gonna go with the red. I'm gonna go with the red.

I'm gonna go with the red. Yeah, yeah, I have no I have no fucking like what's the point of me? What's the point bro? It isn't like I I got no elixir no elixir from the fucking junk bro. This shit bro. I'm not like I'm not through that. I swear to God on my life.

I'm about to delete this game on my fucking app store. I swear to God. What am I fucking like? I'm like, I'm not trolling bro. Y'all think I'm fucking playing in a chat bro. I swear to God on my life.

Everybody in chat will keep laughing thinking this shit funny. I swear on my life this shit about to get deleted. Out my fucking phone. I'm like, I'm't care! I don't f***ing care, I swear to god!

Ahh... But, love and positivity, man. Alright. Tower down, nice guys. Okay... Last second, redirect the boulder. Nice.

I'm AFK, bro.

You don't have to keep calling out. Every time you place a card down, you don't have to call it out.

You don't.

You like, you...

Oh, sorry.

Oh, my God.

You don't have to call every card out!

You don't!

Good game man.

He like wrote, like, god damn! Every fucking tactic! Bowler, oh my god, bowler left BOLER right. Fireball for more damage. Got him. I'm gonna air roll that. I knew he was gonna get minions. Oh god, oh speed, I knew it.

Yes, speed, I know your every fucking move! Yes! I know your every...

Fuck! Oh What

Oh my god, I'll send you another battle, man, whenever you're ready.

All right.

Let's concentrate here, guys, on the picks.

Come on. Nice. Nice, really good deck guys, wow, we drafted good.

Alright ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of ASMR Clash Royale against our opponent, I speed here we're gonna go with wall breakers at the bridge the wall breakers are gonna connect and take out his goblins simultaneously just doing ASMR Go to the Dark Goblin here. Yes, answer that, Skeleton Barrel. He logged a little bit too early.

We're going to do about 400 damage there. Get a nice little dual lane pressure going with the Dark Goblin on the left, Royal Ghost on the right.

Now we are going to go with a Bandit at the back. The Royal Ghost might go invisible again. Yes it is! Perfect. Now the wall breakers you're going to take for the royal ghost. Yes answer that. Ooh really nice fireball value. It's going to hit the archers and the mother witch. Everything's dead. We're going to go skeleton burrow, keep the pressure up. And I hope you guys are enjoying ASMR Clash right now. Kittens. Nice guys, a lot of damage.

This is really good.

Oh, tower down! Perfect. Oh. Nice try. Alright Speed, just sent you another battle, good luck man. Oh Speed, by the way, if you want to get Bobby we just got to do a group call if that's cool with you, man

Speed is everything alright? Speed don't hit your head dude come on. Speed speed speed speed speed.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Hello.

Nothing.

I'm just chilling right now. My god Hello

Nothing I'm just chilling right now. Oh Happy birthday money. Happy birthday

Okay You know Okay. Imani.

Yeah.

No. Hello.

Happy birthday, Imani. Can you hear me?

Hey, happy birthday. I miss you.

Now, what are you now?

You're seven?

Okay, well, I love you, okay? Happy birthday, all right?

I can't wait to see you're seven. Okay. Well, I love you.

Okay.

Happy birthday.

All right.

I can't wait to see you.

All right.

Okay, I see how Thanksgiving bye.

Bye. Hey! Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Get the f- Ready to go into the next battle? Alright, alright. Interesting, okay.

Chad, do you think I should go with the bomber or the boulder here? Bomber would have been better for the cycle, but boulder here Bomber would have been better for the cycle that boulders probably better for the defense. Oh

Yeah, yeah, bro fuck bro play the game bro god damn

What What? How is that missing?

What?

Oh my god, I'm selling.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go, go, go.

Yes! Come on.

I had to wait, Jack, because he has Elite Barbarians.

I have to be smart. Tower down. Nice.

Okay. Yes. Cut. This is your best game yet, bro. Nice!

Close one, but I think we got it, Chad.

I think we got it.

That was the closest one yet.

Nice! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Nice.

Speed, do you want to meet Bobby?

Who the fuck is Bobby, bro?

Who is Bobby, man?

He's a great player.

Is he gonna help you win, bro?

Yes, he'll help you win, yes. I told him he can help gonna help you win bro. Yes, he'll help you win. Yes Yeah, I told him I help you with three games three games. I hope you win. He'll help you win. I'll add him right now Adam bro. All right. I got we got to do a group call though. We got a new group call Bro, mom my monitors broke. I can't see out of my left monitor, bro but left-minded bro, but you can't, you can't see out of your

left. Yeah, but yeah, but just yeah, bro. Go ahead. Let's do

it. All right.

All right.

I just I did I have I set up the thing if you can. Hey Bobby speeds about to join right now Bobby.

Yeah.

Yo Bobby, though. I'm evil lag man. Yo, Bobby. Yo.

Yo, Bobby. Yo, Bobby.

Yo, Bobby.

Yo, Bobby. Good man, what's good man? Bro, y'all fucking trolling me bro. I think this shit funny. No, no, this is, he's a pro. Bro, y'all trolling me bro. Y'all, bro, y'all trolling me bro.

Dude, this is Bobby.

He's a pro, I promise.

What?

Bobby, you're a pro, right?

Yeah, I'm a pro man.

I got you man. Me bro. Y'all keep playing my fucking emotions. I hate when people do that shit, bro. Stop playing with me, bro And you laugh at thinking this is funny bro, he left me thinking this shit funny boss would a guy bro I think this is a joke, bro

Good speed man. I'm gonna get you locked in man. Don't worry man. I got you man. I'm pro man

All right, so Bobby um when we start you could just spectate the battle and just give him your advice bro.

Alright man alright. Yo Bobby. Wait you guys are gonna be playing triple drift?

Yeah yeah yeah we're gonna play triple drift.

Bobby you gotta help him win though okay?

You gotta help him win.

Alright alright man.

You gotta help him win. Alright Speed I'm about help him win. All right speed

I'm about to send you this battle. I will Brian will All right, all right, let me know when you guys are in a match

We're about to fuck

We're about to be in a match speed is just uh, he broke his monitor. So he's

Probably sure it's not off man check if it's off man

they plan bro like like birdie yo speed check

check if it's off man what it might be off man wait maybe unplug it and re- the replay. Why is he trolling? Dude I'm just trying to give you some advice man.

Bro, can you see my screen bro?

Bobby, can you see your screen?

You want me to share my screen bro?

Yeah, it's fine. Do whatever you want man. I got you in.

Alright, alright.

I'm low-key road running right now, so I'm not even home.

Wait, what do you mean you're road running, Bobby?

Dude, I'm getting tax-free money right now. Alright, I can see your screen. Damn. 2000 trophies.

Bro, just help me, bro. Just help me, Bobby.

All right, please, man.

All right, sweet, I got you. I have a method for triple draft, okay? Trust, trust.

All right.

All right, Speed, I'll tell you the battle, man. This guy's a pro, Speed. This guy's a pro.

What, Bobby? Alright, look, look, look, speed. Look, look, look, look. You're gonna pick all left, all left. That, dude, I'm telling you, that method is broken, dude. Just pick everything left. Yup, everything left. All left, trust. Wait, wait, wait, switch to right,

cause Jinx is gonna snipe you. Wait, switch to right. I forgot he could hear me. I'm on input delay since I have boost mobile. Look, look, look. RG in the back. RG in the back.

First play.

RG.

Royal Giant. Royal Giant.

Holy, I'm so delayed.

I'm at one frame per second, I swear. What do I do?

What do I do? What do I do? I'm at one frame per second.

I'm at one frame per second. I swear. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Wait, maybe I could join through the stream. Wait, let me open class cuz it's super laggy. I'm sharing my screen, bro Sorry man, I have boost mobile man. It's not cutting it man. Bro speed, I'm still stuck in the start of the screen.

Oh you know my fucking god bro.

Wait Bobby what do you see right now? What do you see? Bobby Bobby, what do you see right now? What do you see?

Bobby, Bobby, what do you see?

My phone crashed, I swear.

How's your phone?

I'm literally frozen. There's a recruit just frozen on the screen.

Perfect timing on the arrows. Nice, tower down. Let's go guys. Wait, I'm gonna load a screen. Perfect timing on the arrows. Nice, tower down. Let's go guys.

Wait, I'm gonna load Clash, wait. Wait, you took your tower, man? What are you doing, bro?

Oh, b-bitch, you do not fucking see my screen!

Kill Steve. Can you hear me? Bro, lock in. I can't, I'm telling you, I'm lagging, dude.

You're not helping me! I'm lagging!

You're not fucking helping me! Wait, wait, I got you. Wait, you're right, you're right. Wait, wait, wait. Bro, you're still in this. Alright. To defend your, your, your, wait, right tower.

RG in front, RG in front. RG in front, RG in front. RG in front, RG in front. RG in front, RG in front.

Dang, he had a fireball?

Alright, that's good damage. That's good damage. Alright, defend that with delivery or E-Sprint. Dude, that's not delivery or E-Sprint, man.

Dude, what?

You know what?

Just hang up the gloves, man. Just hang up the gloves, man. You know what?

Just hang up the gloves, man.

Just hang up the gloves, man.

It's over.

You're not even helping me, bro.

Get this nigga off the call, bro.

You're not even helping me, bro.

You're not even fucking helping me.

Bro, you lost because of your placement, man. It's your fault, man. You're not saying anything. I can't let him switch my tower.

You're not saying nothing, bro. Dude, my picks are legendary.

You have to say something, bro. I don't know what you're saying. You have to help me.

If you won't help me, you have to speak up. I was lagging. I was lagging, I swear, man.

No.

Let's go into another game.

I swear No, look I got you I got you with the perfect method now

Bro

All right there there the screen. I'm watching the screen good. Okay, so you can see what I'm seeing Yes. Yes. All right. I'm gonna take your cards. All right, I'm gonna tell you middle left or right? Okay left left left Oh fully left fully left Yes, great pick. Um Fully right fully right Wait for him to pick his cards cuz he's trying to snipe you wait for him

Jinx you pick your card man There you go, um left no no middle middle middle middle Okay, okay, all right, all right fully left fully left fully left Oh Go go all the way right all the way, right? Hey Go middle middle middle Go, go, all the way right, all the way right. Okay. Go middle, middle, middle.

This is a great deck. Oh, left, left, left, all the way left. And middle, middle, middle. All right, you won, you won, you won.

Okay, now just tell me what, okay now just tell me what okay just tell

me just tell me right here you're just gonna want to defend wait for him all right you have four four elixir see yep perfect do it do it do it say say it say the card dude i swear it's delayed all right now go with the four elixir on the left the drill all the to No, bad fire streaming. You go with Mama Pecca, Mama Pecca. With the Mom Pecca! Oh my days! What are you doing, man?

Bro, Bobby, you fucking suck.

I told you to go boner! I told you to go boner, man! You said Mama Pecca! I did! Bro, ask Chad, ask Chad, bro.

Ask Chad.

Chad could vouch. Bobby, shut the fuck up! I did bro ask chat ask chat bro ask chat No man! chat could have vouched

Bobby shut the fuck up shut the fuck up Bobby shut the fuck up cuz you playing with my fucking time

Stop fucking talking Bobby you fucking trolling me stop fucking playing I'm trying to win and you fucking playing

Stop fucking playing? I swear I I told you to go boner, man. I don't know why you placed pekka

On my life you said mama pekka bobby you said mama pekka what?

Yes, I said hold the mom pekka. I said hold the mom Pekka and go boner man. You did not say that Why you bring big chance? Why are you?

Bro, oh my life. He said that

No, I didn't Jack about you said mama pecker

Dude I literally said go bowler man

Even if I went bowler bra still would have died bro don't

Know you what in broke cuz you would have three extra left over man. You freaking knucklehead man. I

Still would have died

Alright trust Okay, okay. Oh wait wait for him to pick. This is a tragedy. We're gonna wait for him to pick Now yes, then I'll pick all right. He probably picked Prince what are you doing? Um, fisherman, fisherman, pick fisherman. Nice, nice. Oh, go fully left, fully left. We're gonna go with five, five. The middle, the middle, the middle.

Ooh, the middle again. That's a good pick. Get the two elixir all the way to the right. Four, four again. Get the four. Or the middle, the middle, the middle. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

And get the middle again. And all the way left.

Okay, defend, okay?

Just defend at the start because he's going to gonna go fully and watch. I know this guy man What what I go fisherman in the middle in the middle in the middle quick. That's not the middle, but it's fine Oh my days dude go giant in the back giant in the back giant in the back who cares ignore that We're just gonna three crown him good fisherman. Okay, then you're gonna go with the ball the bowler bowler in the back behind it. Oh God I'm on in Palag

Hello, yes, I can hear you bro

Okay, go go boy three mixer and firewise quick as you can do it quick quick oh no, no The void only works when it's on one target. I forgot to mention it

Hey Bobby, hey look Bobby all my life a Bobby I swear to God a swear to God a Bobby all my life If I catch you I your old one day No, Bobby, don't say shit to me, Bobby. I

Know I don't give a fuck I swear to God my damn. Hey, hey Bobby. I swear to God you shitty at that stop No, cuz you had to play

Hey, yeah, bro, get this fucking your bro. Get this nigga on my fucking yo, bro Dixie kick this nigga out the call keep this nigga by you at the corner

You don't have no fucking advice you guys like no

I told you to go boner a place Pecah dude

Joe I placed the court and you said, oh, I forgot, that card doesn't do that.

Did you not say that?

No, because you're supposed to, I said place it on the sparky and you placed it on the tower, man.

Yo, you forgot, exactly, you forgot about the card. You don't even know these cards, bro.

You don't know these cards.

Give him one more chance. Damn bro, I can't do this bro, I can't.

Bro, get me a new coach bro, this nigga don't know what he talking about bro.

He's a pro dude.

I think he needs Evo Reilly man, he needs Evo for this.

He's not a pro bro.

This man is not a pro bro, can I get a real pro?

I am a pro man, what? No you're a hundred hundred all versus Jinx you right? He literally did a hundred all against me That's how good I am

Is that true no

Why bro, why are we lying Jinx II so

So Bobby is a he's a top two. Give me camp bro. Give me Kim Give me Ken. Give me Ken. Ken is, let me see if he's awake. Ken is in Australia.

I'll call him right now.

Give me Ken, bro.

Yep.

Yep.

I'm going to call him right now. Take a chill pill, dude.

All right, let me call him.

Yo, Spheeze, that was all your fault. Don't forget, buddy. Buddy Yuri, though you bro you naked when it's in the game. You have to say something before

Okay, like you're too slow with choke

You know, it's whatever man Can't can will save you can will save you man. Can it's asleep's asleep can't asleep. Maybe just give Bobby one more chance man one more Bro speed

Doing good

I'll forget man. It's always your fault. It's never my fault

You're my coach dickhead, and I'm the student so the coach if the coach is not telling the student what to do didn't

All I need to hear is coaches right and I got you all I need to hear is coaches right

Say something when I'm in the game say something tell me the chord that I have to choose and stop being silent

Okay, I told you man. I told you I'm locked in loaded

Slow Bobby listen in the game Can you please say a little bit more faster because I'm having a fucking a girl with a goddamn seat on a horse Trying to kill my tower. Can you fucking help me? Please Horsey, oh, please like I have like That's where I was a fast-paced game and Bobby if you're not

Times I don't know what to do and I'm just too good

Dude I'm telling you man. That was all your fault, man

Like I'm really tell you if you literally just listen, bro, if you just listen, man.

Bro, where's Riley at? Get Riley. He's gonna be on in the last 20 games.

No, bro, no, bro, right now, bro.

Fuck last 20 games.

Bro, I don't think Riley could save you, man. I'm gonna be honest.

He's gonna be on. Bro, I'm gonna text with my own cell, bro. I swear to God, bro. Yup, yup, he's gonna be on too.

I'm gonna text with my own cell.

He's not at home right now, though. He's gonna be on, though.

You capping, bro.

Why you lying, bro?

No, no, he's not home. He's not home. Why? Call him, call him right now. He's online, why you lying? I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna call him right now.

Get Riley right now.

Bro, Riley isn't gonna save you, man. He's not gonna save you, man, I trust him.

Bro, Bobby, you better not say shit, bro.

I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna call him. Dude, just maybe try one more with Bobby, dude.

Bro, get rolled.

No, bro, Bobby is ass.

I'm gonna call him.

Oh, trust me, I got you this time. Trust me, I'm rolling up my sleeves, dude, trust.

Maybe just one more with Bobby.

Come on, speed, I need this.

Chat, what is Riley discord, bro? Call him bro. Yeah, I'm gonna go this ain't no I'm British enough funny bro. Yep. I'm calling him right now I just texted him. He's about to call me He's just in a battle I'm away from to finish but he's not home though, I'm a call him I got you I'm away from him to finish. But he's not home though. I'm gonna call him, I got you. I'm gonna call him. Alright, alright. I'm calling him right now. I'm calling him right now.

Alright, Speed?

Oh.

Who the- Yeah, okay. I got somebody for you.

I'm calling him.

Calling him right now. Bro, I'm trying to get more wait. What are you doing? He's literally contacting mom. Wait, what? Yo, yo, dude. Speed. Rather than pick up. Bro, Speed, Moe don't know you, little bro.

Oh wait, Rowdy's calling me, Rowdy's calling me. Hey, hey Rowdy, how's it going, man? Yo, Speed's asking for you to help coach him. Are you home, man?

Yeah. No, he's not there, is he?

No, he's not. He's only lost 21.

Bro, tell him, bro. Tell him, bro. Tell him, come on now, please, bro. I can't, bro. My mental is not gonna do this, bro.

Oh, so you're not gonna be home for like an hour, okay.

Oh, hell nah. GGs Y'all think I'm out to keep getting beat Fuckin 60 more games bro for 80 more games The gas station brought a gas. They just not be 30 minutes away from his own far away. He lives far away

Yeah, well you're walking Rowdy? Be safe man, stay safe. Yeah bro.

I mean bro, it's safe in Canada,

but like I shouldn't be too loud I guess

because I'm gonna disturb people.

Yeah, he's gonna be home soon man. Hour, hour 45 he said, hour 30. You got Bobby though Speed? You and Bobby are bonding. Wait, is Bobby coaching Speed? I'm telling you what, Ben won this round if he, if he accepted the one V one bro. All right. Well, Rodney, I'll call you back in an hour, man. All right.

All right. I usually literally charge the coach, man. You're literally getting lucky, man. I think you just, um, I think you just give Bobby another chance.

Rally will be home soon, bro.

I promise.

I promise.

I promise.

I promise. Coach I usually literally charge to coach man. You're really getting lucky man. I think you just I think you just give Bobby

Another chance rally will be home soon, but I promise

Come on Brian got you man He's playing bro, no, but he's ready too slow, bro Nigga bro fucking a rapper. Hey, bro.all serious, bro? Juicy J, bro, Juicy J will help you hella. Juicy J is my sensei. Juicy J is my sensei, no joke. I don't think you should get like a pro coach

till like the end, bro, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, he is a pro though.

Juicy's a pro, bro, that's it. Of course I'm scared to lose, man. Dang.

Bro, I'm telling you, bro, I got you, man.

Accept the one v one.

Bro, Vah is a good coach, bro.

Just accept the game, bro.

You're doing good.

For real, man. Good luck. All right, watch.

Oh.

Go with the, go with the middle trust I'm gonna I'm gonna see what he's gonna pick I'm in his head okay okay okay I'm going all the way to the left middle middle middle again. Oh All the way left right you lose this your actual garbanzo no joke and go middle middle middle Right right all the way, right? Oh go all the way left, okay, okay I'm literally just gonna tell you how to play you defend with the zappies and then you go with it You know, you see that seven and next record you go all the way in the back with it or just say the cord He's gonna know man

Never never let your opponent know your next movement Go defend with recruits recruits man defend I'm like in a three-second a man. All right Flying machine flying machine in the middle flying machine in the middle. Yes in the middle. Yes right there like right there. Yep And then go with the mmm zap zap just zap go bandit to defend the bowler ignore the right side ignore the right side okay now go to the right side with that

barbarian the barbarian runners that's not a barbaric okay um yeah just let that go and then go um go zappies in the back zappies in the back no no don't do it anymore for defense for defense shit man it's because he's listening man that was a good hogs from him though he's playing really well. Thank you. All right but now go with the barbarian runners in front of that. Do it now do it now. He's gonna bowler and as soon as he bowlers it's gonna be if you see good.

All right now you're gonna build up your pledge so get a flying machine all the way in the back. Make sure it's on the right side. Okay, good. Okay, you're, you see, this is good. You're going to come back right here and then go with the bandit. Bandit to defend it. Go bandit. Uh huh. Damn, he was smart. He sniped out your flying machine. He can't kill your flying machine. Now go with the recruits. Now, now

he can't kill it with bowler and then get a prince. No! On the fucking thing! Nice! Shit! Okay, now go with a prince all to the left, behind the recruits, behind the recruits. And get, get the barbarian runners to the right, to the right, quick, quick, quick, quick. Damn it, dude, this guy's a no-skill man zaps zap the the two girls in the bowler And just freeze a king you lost

Do that you had a hundred is there a man I don't know how you lost them in.

Easy, I don't think you understand, bro. What's good, man?

You want me to hit up Juicy, man? I got you, sweet, I'll tell speed. I'll tell him I'll tell him Oh, he can't can't get any pros to the end. Can't get pros to that

Can't get pros

She's hitting up juicy right now Is he? Is he? HAHAHAHAHA

Bro, Speed, you texted a pro? Yo, what the fuck are you doing, bro? Bro, stop talking to me.

Stop talking.

Stop talking, bro.

Bro, you can't get a pro right now, bro. Yeah, I bet I can't. I bet I can get a pro.

This dude is a jackass, dude. Well, hold on, let me see if Riley's gonna be home.

Hold on, let me call him.

Yo, knucklehead, Juicy J don't know you, man.

Discord, bro.

Just join this fucking community, bro Hold on let me see if uh, let me see if Rowdy's uh coming home now. Let me call him. All right.

All right, I'm calling him, I'm calling him.

Here's a pro, bro.

Yo, hello?

Yo, Rowdy, you almost home, man?

Yeah, bro, I can be home in like five minutes.

Oh, shit, okay. All right, do you want to join up? Speed needs a coach, man.

Yeah, I'm down, I'm down.

Yeah, all right, Speed needs a coach.

All right, I'll see you.

All right, bro, bye.

All right, man, it was good coaching you even though my student, you know, wasn't good at all. Buns washed. All right, guys, toodles, toodles. I'm a dip, I'm a dip. Toodles. All right.

All right, I'm about to call rally speed, all right? Here you go, bro, here you go. Here's the pro, bro. All right, speed, I'll make it a group call, dude.

I already got a code, bro.

Oh, you don't want a pro? This guy's like crazy good. This guy's my coach, the guy I'm about to get. This guy's like a pro, pro, pro, pro. Let me call him. Let me just add him, bro. Just say what's up to him, bro, hold up.

Let me call him.

Bro, I thought he was at the gas station.

No, no, he's back, he's back, he's back, he's back. He's back.

Why can't press enter?

Wait, how do you add him? Oh wait, I see. There we go. All right. He's about to join the call right now, Speed. This is Riley, bro. He's a pro player.

He got second place in 2024 CRL Worlds, okay? He's a pro. He has earnings on the game.

Where you at, bro?

He's joining right now. He's joining the call. Yo, hello? Yo, Rowdy, what's up, man? Yo, Speed, say what's up to Riley.

Wait, wait, I fixed my mic. Yo, what's up?

Speed, so I think what we're going to do, bro, is I'm going to just skip to 80 because you already skipped to Riley, bro. So I'm going to skip to 80, all right? Because I don't want to. What did you say?

Go ahead, bro.

All right, so high fives. Give me 80 wins. Cause you got, now you have a speed. Now this shit gets serious, bro. All right? Now you have a pro coach.

Okay?

So Chad, that's fair. Cause I don't want y'all to be complaining about refund.

Cause I already, cause I told my child- Riley Riley Riley yo hello. Can you please help me beat this dude, bro?

Please do it up. I got I got Ron to beat Jinx II bro, and you're better than Ron

Bro, I swear to God. I just want to put my middle finger in Jinx II's face and just say and just call him ass Please help me beat him one time so so just so I can so I can sleep good tonight Can you please for the love of God?

Yeah.

YouTube, I'm about to end on YouTube.

I'm about to play a song and lock in. TikTok, I'm about to end on TikTok. TikTok, I'm about to end on TikTok. Guys I'm going to be streaming the rest of the games on Twitch.