Kyle CRASHES OUT As Trump LOSES ALL CONTROL In WH Press Conference!! | The Kyle Kulinski Show

Alright y'all, welcome to the show. I hope everybody out there is having a great day, and we are jam-packed today. So, we had elections last night. They didn't go great. They didn't go like horrific, but they definitely didn't go great. We have Kat Abugazale lost. She lost to a guy by the name of Daniel Biss. Now, the positive news is, the AIPAC candidate, Laura Fine, they spent like $9 million trying to get her elected and she finished third

behind both Kat and Daniel Biss. But of course what people are pointing out this morning is that you had other lefty candidates who insisted on staying in and, you know, in theory taking more votes from Kat. And if you do the math on it, if those people's voters voted for Kat instead of them, Kat could have won. you got a lot of people this morning like,

you know, Humanist Report, Mike Figueredo, he's out there going, look, if we're on the left, we gotta be more strategic about this shit. APAC's evolving, APAC is changing in the sense that they're finding sneakier, more clever ways of giving money to their preferred candidates.

They're not mentioning Israel anymore. So like they're upping their game. We got to up our game and we got to be more strategic about this shit So we have Daniel Biss who's not worst-case scenario, but he's not best-case scenario either He ended up winning we have probably the worst race was this woman Melissa Bean. She won She's the bad candidate because she was formerly a blue dog She took a shitload of APAC money, but the silver lining there is that that lefty candidate who came close had literally like zero backing. Like there was no backing, huge money disadvantage, and they still almost won.

So perhaps there should have been, you know, more of an effort to get that lefty candidate elected. But they thought the district was too tough anyway. And then we have Juliana Stratton, who won. Now, she's a great example of progressive on everything but Palestine. Because, um, she said like abolish ICE for example. Um, she seems to be pretty solid on everything except Israel, where she, I think she was taking some AIPAC money.

So, of course, not the best case scenario there either. Now her opponent, uh, Krista Morthy, was better on the issue of Palestine, I agree with Mike Figueredo that we got to sort of up our game as lefties and we have to think more strategically and we have to be aware of the way in which APAC is now basically trying to trick people into supporting their candidates by not mentioning Israel at all. You even had AIPAC funnel money to left-wing pro-Palestine candidates down the stretch because they were trying to take more votes away from from Kata Bugazale. So lessons to

be learned for sure, but we also have so much stuff to get to man. I mean this world is falling apart, I'm not kidding when I say that. I mean I have nightmare, catastrophic, apocalyptic updates for you about what's going on with this war. Um, almost worst case scenario. I think nukes are worst case scenario. This is just literally like one step below nukes.

So we'll get to that as well. And I'm playing catch up with Trump's comments. And I might crash the fuck out in this first segment here. So you guys know the drill, man. Everybody do me a big favor. Subscribe to the channel and click that bell icon. You can also support the show on Patreon. That helps a lot because we're real independent media. I've never talked to an

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Guys, let's be serious here. Not only is he physically rotting away in front of us, he is mentally rotting away as well. And when I tell you that this guy is shattering every single world record when it comes to hypocrisy and contradictions and incoherence. I mean it. Ok, so Sam Stein points this one out. Trump just posted this. On the issue of

the Strait of Hormuz, Trump has gone from, we don't need help, to we need help, to why aren't folks helping, to help is on the way, to I'm not telling you who is helping, to help's not actually on the way but we don't need it anyway, to we may just abandon it and leave it to everyone else. So his most recent thing he said is, I wonder what would happen if we finished we don't be responsible for the so-called straight that would get some

as he already gave them the middle finger by launching a trade war against them. I'm telling you it's going to be in my lifetime for sure, probably yours as well depending on your age, that the US is going to no longer have the world's reserve currency anymore. It's only a matter of time because everybody fucking hates us, they despise us, and this is the exact reason why. Okay, so now we have another example. This, again, during a press conference, here he is going back forth, back forth, back forth, back forth,

on the issue of the Strait of Hormuz, saying, we want the help, we don't want the help,

we gotta figure it out, we don't gotta figure it out, I've just known that for a long period of time. We have some that are really enthusiastic. They're coming already. This is a need. Need would be one of the big boys. If we need their mind boats or if we need anything, any piece of apparatus that they may have because of a situation that they have, they should be jumping to help us. We want them to come and help us with the straight my attitude is we

don't need anybody oh man I can't I can't this is like how how is this man president how is nobody like talk pointing this out and talking about it how is impeachment not like front and center on everybody's mind immediately every single day like I will never ever ever get over that fact that like somehow you know all the Democrats are am I Republicans are fucking hopeless I every single day. Like I will never ever ever get over that fact that like somehow You know all the Democrats are am I Republicans are fucking hopeless

I mean they would if Trump was a fucking corpse they would say sir you're brilliant. You're in tip-top shape You're in your prime but the Democrats are still running and hiding in the in the in the corner in the cup chair and Acting like this is all normal and like I'll let them hang themselves There might not be a country to come back to if you just let them continue to run wild. We're the strongest nation in the world. We have the strongest military by far in the world. We don't need them. We need them. We don't need them. We want them. We don't want them. Like,

oh my god, bro. Oh my god. I'm gonna crash out and we're literally only on like the first clip here. And he gives away something that apparently they were trying to keep secret. That there's a Republican with a terminal diagnosis. Because, you know, this gets out there and it becomes very clear. Oh shit, like they're gonna lose their majority. There's been a bunch of people who stepped down. There's been a bunch of people who like are out this bitch. And now, now they let you know like, oh by the way,

Johnson sounds as Trump casually brings this shit up.

We had one man who was very ill, it looked like he wasn't going to make it. I don't know, I won't mention his name, should I? Do other people know his name? Do you want to mention it? He'll be proud. Go ahead, tell him the story.

Okay, well, thank you, Mr. President. Congressman Neil Dunn of Florida had had some real health challenges, and it was very serious, and had had a pretty grim diagnosis. And I mentioned it to the president, and I said, Congressman Dunn is a real champion and a patriot because he's still coming to work, and if others got this diagnosis, they would be apt to go home and retire.

What was the diagnosis?

I think you have a right to know if your congresspeople are about to die in shit secret. Alright, but we're still not done yet. Now let's move on to this one. This was on St. Patrick's Day. Trump is going to be asked if, hey, what about boots on the ground in Iran? What do you think of that? And his answer should terrify you.

The Iranian regime has told the Sky News, if you put boots on the ground in Iran, it will be another Vietnam.

how many deferments from Vietnam because of fucking bone spurs. He obviously was terrified of war, but when it comes to sending your kids to war, he's like, I don't care about that at all. You guys can go die.

You guys can go get shoved in the meat grinder for Israel. I don't care. Alright, then we also have this one. Here he is talking about Venezuela. His brain is so cooked. He- his body is straight up barbecue chicken at this point. He can't even remember who the fucking president of Venezuela is, that by the way, he illegally installed. Here we go.

Literally millions of barrels of oil, uh, are being taken out. And it's been of great help and it's been to their great benefit. The president has done a really good job. We get along with him really well, but we've taken out millions of barrels of oil and brought to Houston and other places

for to the refineries. We have refineries set up.

So we referred to the president of Venezuela as he, we get along with him very well. The leader now is Delce Rodriguez. You literally installed her. According to you guys, that's what happened. You cut a deal with Delce Rodriguez, she sold out Maduro. That's what happened. And also notice, he's casually discussing, like, international crimes

that he committed because they're stealing the Venezuelan oil, they're selling it on the market, and then they're putting the money, hundreds of millions of dollars, in a private bank account that only Trump controls in Qatar. I mean you want to talk about mobocracy, you want to talk about gangster government, I've never seen anything this corrupt. And this is what I mean when I said I knew Trump was going to be horrific and I was sounding the alarm before the election, but it's worse than any of us could have thought.

Why? Because they're so creative when it comes to their criminality. Like who could have foreseen abducting the leader of Venezuela, stealing the oil, selling it on the global market, and then putting hundreds of millions of dollars in a personal bank account that only he controls? Nobody could have seen that. Nobody could have seen the, I'm gonna sue my own government for 10 billion dollars and then like settle with them and get like a billion dollars from

US taxpayers, right? Or create the Board of Peace, which makes me emperor of the world somehow, and like also try to get another 10 billion dollars from US taxpayers that goes directly to me. This is the shit they're doing! This is the shit- or stealing Greenland! Alright, let's keep going.

So here we have, um, Trump flat out lying about like, nobody saw this coming. The way Iran has responded, nobody saw this coming. We had no idea it was gonna be like this. And that is just, to say that's wrong right, would have told you, of course this was a possibility, if not, like, likely.

Alright, here we go, listen. Thank you. You were talking about Iran a couple times today and what they did after Epic Fury began. You said they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait, nobody expected that. We were shocked. Are you surprised that nobody briefed you ahead of time that that might be their retaliation?

Nobody, no, no, no, no. The greatest experts, nobody thought they were going to hit. I wouldn't say friendly countries, they were like neutral, they lived with them for years. Peter, they were going to take over the Middle East.

They were going to knock out Israel with their nuclear weapon. Israel right this second that is taking over the Middle East and he keeps saying this about Iran. It is an insult to your intelligence.

But after we knocked out their nuclear potential, their nuclear potential weapon, they started building missiles, thousands and thousands of missiles, and they were going to do it with missiles while they developed. These are sick people.

Literally that was for defense from Israel and the US. That's why they had all those missiles, that's why they have all those drones, and you proved that they needed them by continuing to attack them.

While they developed nuclear, somehow they were going to start at a different site because that site was, you saw the site, the mountain. They were going to go into a certain area, which we know exactly where it is, and they were going to do that.

And it's incredible what we've done. I tell you the job we've done. Unbelievable. Okay. So as you can see here, community note, why Iran will escalate by Nate Swanson, a long time Iran policy advisor and analyst was published in foreign affairs on February 24, 2026, four days before the conflict began and warned that us strikes on Iran could trigger escalation and retaliation. Literally every single expert that I've seen talk about this immediately goes, well, they could close the Strait of Hormuz. That's like the first thing that people bring up is you attack them, they have the ability to close the Strait of Hormuz.

Literally thing number one. That's why I keep telling you guys, you know the old saying like, we're playing checkers, they're playing chess. No, it's not even that. I wish we were at least playing checkers. your feces up into a ball in the corner and eat it. That's what we're doing. Trump's eating crayons in the corner as fucking

they're playing chess. That's what's happening right now. I can't believe he had the nerve to say this out loud. Nobody knew they were gonna do that. Yes, fucking of course people did. Are you kidding me? Ask me. I'm just a guy who has like followed this stuff since 2012 full-time and I could have told you that step number one is close the Strait of Hormuz if they're actually under threat and it actually looks like you're trying to do regime change. Alright, then he has another fucking Alzheimer's moment here where he crashes out hard.

Listen to this disgusting moment.

Let's see what happens.

Can you explain why we're sending you 5,000 Marines, Taylor? Can you explain why?

You're a very obnoxious person, go ahead boy. Okay, I don't know how well you could hear that because you get the plane noise in the background. But what happened is, Trump said, on being asked to explain 5,000 Marines, uh, ground troops being sent to Iran, he said, Hush! Did you not see my truth social post? Careful, obnoxious lady! That is one strike towards a treason charge! Don't even look at me with those glaring eyes! Tom, go ahead. Like, what do you even say? This is right up there with the quiet piggy shit.

Remember that. And let's remember.

You are incapable of filtering. Now, he's always been a bit of a loose cannon, but this is above and beyond even for him, bro. This is above and beyond even for him. And so you got to ask yourself, what are those injections going into his hand? Well, as we've all seen his hand is bruised and he's getting these bruises basically in the same intervals that it would be if he was taking Lekembe, a drug for early Alzheimer's, which by the way his dad suffered with too, which ups his chances of having it as well. Here's Trump lying and saying nuclear war would have happened if he didn't wage this illegal and offensive war on Iran.

And they would have had it if we didn't bomb them out from a great raid with the B2 bombers eight months ago or so. You would have had a nuclear war in the Middle East and maybe beyond. I think it would have hit Europe. Maybe not Ireland, but it would have hit Europe.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman is positively factual and empirical and accurate compared to what this man is saying right here. As the US and Israel, the axis of Epstein, as we keep marauding and crusading and starting wars seemingly every other week, he's like, Iran was gonna nuke us if we didn't do anything, which is of course the exact opposite of the truth. As we start everything, they go, look at these warmongers over here starting all these wars. He is as you listen to this one

Republicans watch this here. We go the Democrats are terrible

You know it'd be nice to get along, but for years this has been going on not just with me for years Different ideology, but also different tactics. Here we are, we're fighting big battles with a very tough enemy, and winning nicely. And we're not allowed to have security in our country, it's crazy. The Democrats don't want to pay. These are bad people, these are not people that love our country, I can tell you that.

Very sick people. Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you.

The Democrats are terrible. They don't love our country. These are sick people. These are terrible people. Imagine it was Barack Obama. Imagine it was Joe Biden going,

these Republicans, they're horrible people. They're terrible people. They're like totally hopeless. They're the problem with this country. They're evil. Imagine what the reaction would, you would never hear the fucking end of it. Hillary said something factually true that at least half of Republicans

are irredeemable deplorables, right? And that, you never heard the end of that. Here's Trump saying every single Democrat is the problem, are terrible people. I just, I can't, I can't. And this is as he like launches us into World War III, by the way. Now this one is getting a lot of play out there. So

here's Trump, he's gonna talk about Gavin Newsom, and um, this infuriated so many people I had family members reach out to me to say this was fucking disgusting. Listen to this.

Newsom has admitted that he is a, that he has learning disabilities. Honestly, I'm all for people with learning disabilities, but not for my president. I don't want, I think a president should not have learning disabilities, okay? And I know it's highly controversial to say such a horrible thing. The president of the United States, Gavin Newsom,

admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia. Everything about him is dumb.

That is fucking incredible. And by the way, yes, he also called Newsome the president of the United States. So ironic, as he's saying like, These people, they're stupid, they're dumb. The president of the United States, Gavin Newsome. Wait, who's stupid? Who's dumb?

You just, you are the president, and you call him the president, and you're saying like, I mean if you want to talk about things that should make it so you can't be president. I don't know how about Being charged with 91 crimes and being a 34 time convicted felon being caught doing Insurance fraud and business fraud and tax fraud and your family robbing from a children's cancer charity I mean you want to talk about things that should make it so you shouldn't be anywhere near power. Wouldn't you start with that over dyslexia?

To to set for this guy this fucking idiot to go after others. Like, you know, they're not great at learning, motherfucker. You look like you stop learning in fucking sixth grade, bro. I mean, I would pick a random 12 year old to run the country, and I think they would do a better job than you would. They wouldn't have us in fucking World War three.

Right. They wouldn't have us in this horrific position where we got torture and grape going on at concentration camps that we send innocent people to. which is what these people do. So, I mean, it's just, he's such a fucking loathsome cretin, this man.

He's such a vile, wretched, repulsive loser. And the unearned arrogance and confidence, like, well obviously I don't have learning disabilities, like you are the dumbest person who's ever graced the White House, motherfucker. Okay? You have got to be kidding me with this shit. My God, bro. Alright.

Then he gets to Cuba. And on this one, man, he lets the criminality hang out.

Oh, dinky.

Watch.

I think Cuba, I don't know, in its own way, if you know, tourism and everything else, it's a beautiful island, great weather. They're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change, you know?

They're not in a hurricane zone? How dumb is this man? Tell me again about how learning disabilities should make it so you can't be president.

They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week. But I think Cuba's in the end. You know, all my life I've been hearing about the United States and Cuba. When will the United States do it? I do believe I'll be having the honor of taking Cuba.

Listen to the language. When I tell you the Republican Party is a fascist, terrorist, imperialist, death cult, I mean it. Look at how casually he's describing stealing an island where millions of people live. These are independent, sovereign people with their own history, with their own system, with their own beliefs and hopes and dreams, and here he is saying, I'm gonna take it. Oh, you're gonna take it? Like, motherfucker, what do you think, you're a child playing with Hot Wheels, bitch?

What are you playing with a GI Joe? Like, are you kidding me? Man, Democrats, please, for the love of God, why are you not screaming about impeachment and removing him and arresting him? How can we- how can any- this has gone so far beyond what's acceptable. Like how are we not all saying the same thing right now?

Taking Cuba. That'd be good- that's a big honor.

Taking Cuba.

Taking Cuba in some form, yeah. Taking Cuba. I mean, whether I free it, take it, I think I can do anything I want with it.

Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Listen, let me just say this right now. I apologize to the rest of the world for what this man has done. I'm an American. All I've known is this country. I've only been out of this country, what, one time in my life and I'm 38 years old? I'm not very well traveled,

okay? Um, I apologize. Because, um, when I tell you this guy does not represent what every reasonable American, uh, thinks and feels and believes, I mean it, okay? Yes, he's got his little terrorist death cult of 35% of the country and they are irredeemable deplorables, Hillary Clinton was totally right when she said that, and they should be nowhere near power. We need fucking demagification. Honestly, I would be totally cool with a national divorce to try to separate from these people as much as humanly possible, but I want the rest of the world to know I fucking condemn this unequivocally.

And uh the damage that we're doing to the world is basically at this point like irreparable and there's nothing I could say that could fix it but like we're with you I need you to know that we're with you we look at this and this makes you want to fucking shove an ice pick in my eyeball

they can do I mean whether I free it take it I think I could do anything I

want with it you want another truth by the way logic of a rapist right now everything you've heard about Trump and Epstein is factually true logic of her I can do whatever I want with it I can do whatever I want you can do whatever you want with it with a sovereign independent country I can do whatever I want with it that's what he says when he walked into the room with 13 year old girls around a very weakened nation right now they were for a long time a very violent very violent leaders the man who can't go a

week without starting a new war the man who can't go a week without starting a new war. The man who can't go a week without starting a new war begrudging and bemoaning the violence of others. By the way, the reason why it's nearing collapse is because of Trump. He's doing a medieval style siege, not allowing in any oil to Cuba. The other day, the electric grid totally collapsed.

They got it back online. I don't know how it's doing this exact moment, but like that's what he's referring to I Donald J. Trump and gonna I'm gonna starve the country into submission and then they'll allow me to do whatever I want with it And this is all for the Epstein class. It's all for US corporations. It's all for the Epstein class It's all for making Cuba a playground of the 1% right? Cuz guess what? That was like Dubai and Qatar, not anymore son. They're under constant Iranian missile threat. So where's the 1% gonna go? They're gonna go and use Cuba as their fucking brothel and their casino, duh! That's what they're gonna do, right? God, the Epstein class needs to be launched into the sun. We need to take these motherfuckers down. There should be

no billionaires. The billionaires are the cause of all the problems. Trump, at the same time we have the war going on, which is destroying the oil markets, of course.

Trump, uh, rants on St. Patrick's Day in the White House and says this. Trump- The windmills, which don't work, uh, they're tremendously expensive. And the best testament to that is the windmills are made in China, but China doesn't use them.

He always says this, that like, China doesn't do any green energy. They do more than us by a mile. I think they do the most in the world and they grow it on a yearly basis. So just again, just factually wrong. He just says shit. He just like diarrhea shits out the least true things you've ever heard. They're building 58 coal-fired plants right now,

and that's up to them. But these foolish countries that are buying windmills, putting them out of

Any president with a functioning brain at that point would say oh, okay? Well, how do we try to make up for this? I know let's double down on green technology and renewable technology people who have fucking electric cars right now We're doing cartwheels because they don't have to deal with what's going to be $4, $5 a gallon gasoline, okay? They're not going to be squeezed as much. And instead of doing that, at the same time he's destroying the oil and gas market, he's going, we're going to do no green energy, fuck renewable technology. Like, this is why I keep telling you, either he is a Manchurian candidate or he's so stupid that he functionally acts like one, but what's the fucking difference? What's the difference? This is what you would say and do if you were actively trying to destroy the United States of America.

I need you to understand that. Okay, we also have this one. Donald J. Trump posted, uh, Straight of America. That's great. That's great. I'm sure that that's helping the situation. college football championship. So as World War III is unfolding around us, as the economy is in fucking, uh, is shattered into a million different pieces, he's out there posting, watch crowd goes wild for Trump during national anthem at the college championship in Miami, Florida.

Watch Trump cheer during national anthem at the College Championship in Miami, Florida. Watch Trump cheer during National Anthem at College Football National Championship game. Prez Trump draws massive crowd reaction at CFP title game in Miami. Guys, this man is losing it. Did you know there was reporting on this that just came out the other day? After Trump decided to launch the illegal and offensive war against Iran, he then called

Laura Loomer to bask in her praise. Like, he called her so she would say, Mr. President, you're so amazing. What a great, smart, strong decision you are. Who's a big boy? You're a big boy. He's like, thank you, Laura. Say that again.

Say the part where I'm a big boy. Like, that's what we're loo- that's what he did. Oh, my God. And then finally, I wanna give you this. Now this one, it might appear on the surface like it's nothing, but wait for the explanation because this says everything, okay? Listen to what Trump said about his approach to oil and gas

for his presidency, okay, listen. You mentioned the significant amount of oil that China derives from the Middle East. What is the status of your conversation with President Xi in terms of getting China to cooperate in terms of making the Strait of Hormuz safe for those oil tankers?

So China is a great example. They get 91 percent of their oil from the Hormuz Straits, which we protected for years. And it always bothered me that we have these countries. Japan gets 95 percent of its from the Straits, the the homo straights. And it always bothered me that we're protecting and we don't need them. We didn't need him before we started. Dig, we must dig me was that's a Trump policy of lots of oil.

He says, dig, we must is the Trump policy of lots of oil. Now, shout out to Jim Stewartson. I wouldn't have caught this if he didn't if he didn't realize this because it's before my time. OK. Jim Stewartson says, yeah this is pretty stark stuff. The behavioral issues in dementia, like disinhibition, come early. and replace it with a Con Edison slogan from the 50s to 70s, you're losing brain cells in chunks.

So, dig we must, is literally from the 1950s to the 1970s it was Con Edison which is the New York Energy Company and Trump's brain is functioning on such a poor level right now that he replaces drill baby drill with dig we must that is a classic hallmark of a failing brain of dementia bro I'm telling you I am crashing out

this country is cooked this country is barbeque chicken. If you don't impeach him, if you don't remove him, if you don't arrest him, it's over. I'm not sure we get out of this fucking term in one piece. Right? I am not sure we get out of this term. Like I keep telling you, you think he's not talking about using nukes in Iran? You think that hasn't crossed his mind? We had reporting from his first term that he floated nuking a hurricane, thinking it would stop the hurricane dead in its tracks.

A guy who's dumb enough to float that, a guy who's dumb enough to float a multi-thousand mile moat at the southern border filled with alligators and snakes, fucking 12-year-old boy brain, right? Probably even younger than that. You think that guy's not talking about, maybe we should nuke him. Why not, why don't we nuke him? If I nuke him I can just say I won. So, fuckin' prepare yourselves man, and wait until I get to the next segment where I get to the various, uh, escalation that has happened in this insane war.

So, fuckin' prepare yourselves man, and wait until I get to the next segment where I get to the various, uh, escalation that has happened in this insane war. Oh my god, I'm not kidding when I say we're a fuckin' pube hairs length away from nuclear annihilation.