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Lefties Losing It: Democrats crash out all week as America wins big
Sky News Australia
Good evening and welcome to a program devoted entirely to lefties losing it. And he's back! Yes, we've brought you the mad hysterics of Robert De Niro before and no amount of humiliation seems to be enough for this once great actor turned into an utter idiotic joke who has spouted all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. Remember when De Niro claimed that if Trump won a second term he'd come after him and put him in prison. Alas he's free and he's claiming now that the
president will make it unsafe to vote in the midterms and that he won't accept the result anyway, and he will never, ever leave the White House.
We have to make him leave. He jokes now about nationalising the elections. He's not joking, we've seen enough already. And everybody's worried about it, but he is, he means it.
So you don't think he leaves in three years?
He ain't leaving. No, no way. We used to joke the first time they'd get him in the moving van and he'd be sitting in the back of the moving van, they'd put him in whatever.
Like a fake desk in there.
In his desk, not leaving the White House desk. No, but he won't. He won't leave. Let's not kid ourselves. He will not leave. It's up to us to get rid of him.
Now you would have seen the equally unhinged Nicole Wallace of MSNBC going along with this delusional fantasy. A sane host may question the veracity of some of those wild claims, but not our Nicole.
What does that mean, then?
Like, do you think that whatever election is had
in the midterms won't be respected? Do you believe that at all? You'll attempt that. We have to make sure that, like what he's trying now, that all the polling places have people that can come there safely. That might mean citizens on the other side, whatever they try to do, citizens say,
well, we're just here to watch them, watch you, watch everybody, so they walk in there and feel safe
and they can vote. The peaceful organizing. The people, yeah.
The Best People with Nicole Wallace, she really called her podcast that. Guess it is shorter than the most mentally deranged fantasies with a 10 year script on reality with Nicole Wallace. Now, this next clip is hilarious, unintentionally so.
This scholar of the far right, as she calls herself, fled Trump's America for Canada.
But alas, it's not as she expected. I'm a scholar of the far right who has fled the United States to Canada, and I need help. The situation in Canada is absolutely dire. For Americans who don't know, the housing crisis here is worse than in the United States.
I lived in L.A. for six years, and I have not faced rent as bad as here. My partner and I are here on a visitor visa, which is a six-month possible stay for Americans. But while you're here on a visitor visa, which is a six months possible stay for Americans. But while you're here on a visitor visa you can't work. So we are currently surviving off of what savings we could get together before we fled the United
States and that's not terribly much. So this so-called scholar fled to Canada without doing any planning, any research, just how thick does one have to be to first call leaving America fleeing the country, but then to go to an expensive country where you cannot legally work. Wonder why she didn't go down south to Mexico, a lot cheaper, but perhaps she prefers to be in super white Canada.
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Get started freeBut the stupidity does not end there. Get ready to laugh. In Canada I think it's actually the the cost of living crisis is worse here especially when you are shut out of the health care system when you can't access any of the resources that Canadians have access to and and that's understandable you know I'm not a citizen of the country. Oh wait a second Canada has rules for citizens and non-citizens you're not entitled to essential services if you are not a
Canadian? Gosh when Trump talks about those sorts of policies it's considered white supremacy and fascism and our idiot academic of course ends this video by begging for free
stuff. So privileged. Because there are two adults a cat and a dog we are looking for more than a room but one bedroom two bedroom for free or below
market rates and I know that's a huge ask but that's what we need. Now talking Now, talking about buyers remorse, New Yorkers have that in spades after they elected a commie, Zoran Mamdani, as mayor thinking they'd be getting cheaper groceries, cheaper rent, free Yes, Shariah, now, but instead of free stuff, they have rubbish strewn streets, people dying of hypothermia, and soon higher taxes. They thought only the richest of the rich would be hit with higher taxes. Wrong. Dead wrong.
And now the regret is real.
The mayor, with the greatest respect, in every campaign speech, in every debate, where you engage, we opened our ears to listen. Now today, accept the words echoing from us now. Do your job as mayor and leave our taxes out. You're taking only two options. You're saying, if we don't tax the rich,
then I gotta increase property taxes.
We are not a point in Southeast Queens. We are not part of your negotiation tactics. And we're going to check in on the man who so desperately wants to be president. Not satisfied with first ruining San Francisco as mayor before causing untold damage to California's governor, Gavin Newsom has his sights on bringing that level of dysfunction to the rest of America. And he knows just how to relate to every crowd. Here he is in Atlanta with the mayor who happens to be black, so Gavin assumes
his SAT score must be terrible. I'm not you know, I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to impress upon you. I'm like you. I'm no better than you. I'm a 960 SAT guy. You've never seen me read a speech because I cannot
read a speech because I cannot read a speech. That's called the bigotry of low expectations folks. Yes that's how Gavin Newsom relates to folk in Atlanta by commenting on how dumb he is academically and how he can't read due to his dyslexia. Now the mayor of Atlanta, Andre Dickens, is running cover for Newsom trying to undo the damage he did to his chances of being the nominee come 2028. But he needn't worry, cause Democrats often show their disdain for black voters and it
doesn't seem to hurt their vote. Remember this from New York Governor Kathy Hochul.
Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word computer is. They don't know. They don't know these things and I want the world open up to all of them because when you have their diverse voices innovating solutions through technology then you're really addressing society's broader
challenges. Young kids in the Bronx have never heard of the word computer. She actually said that. She said it, yes she did. The only good thing is that did give birth to some black comics having great fun mocking Cathy's racist remarks. Young
black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word a computer is. They don't know, they don't know these things. And I want the world open up to all of them because when you have their diverse voices, innovating solutions through technology, then you're really addressing society's broader challenges.
It's quite brilliant, and one will.
Kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word computer is. They don't know. They don't know these things. And I want the world to open up to all of them.
And you know what? Saying stupidly racist stuff doesn't even stop you becoming president. Joe Biden is the latest proof of that. Even when he was running for president, he'd say stuff like this.
We have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
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Get started freeDid you get that? Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids because poor is equivalent to saying black. That's how they see the group that continues to vote overwhelmingly Democrat more so than any other demographic in America. Well except dead people and illegals of course. Now to Minnesota, the state that
has seen unprecedented fraud, billions of dollars defrauded by segments of the Somalian community and a state that has been at the centre of violent protest against ICE and that has seen some community members demand compensation, justice for ICE disrupting their businesses. Listen to this.
Of Somali, of small business owners, not those who make 200,000 and above. We don't make that much a month. We have been suffering since the crisis of ICE. We also demand an immediate help to evictions so families are not pushed to homelessness during the crisis.
Our community deserves accountability.
I'm sorry, lady, but law enforcement doing its job is accountability. It's the protesters who are causing the mayhem, perhaps consider suing them. Let's check in on actress Ellen Page, who now identifies as actor Elliot Page.
And here she is joining with the ACLU to fight to keep male bodies in girls' and women's sport. This is Shameless.
As an artist, it's important to fight for freedom because art and freedom to me are so intrinsically interconnected. The freedom to express yourself, the freedom to be yourself, the freedom to share your ideas, the freedom to share new ideas. To me, it's about fighting for and creating the spaces so we can all be ourselves.
What any of that has to do with sport is beyond me but what about the freedom of girls and women to compete in fair competitions among their own gender and not against male bodies that have a significant physical advantage? Now let's go to two of the most objectionable and unpleasant commentators on American TV, Mehdi Hasan and Jennifer Welch. Here they are together hating on the one regular conservative on CNN, Scott Jennings.
There's a clip we have of you on CNN last August with Scott Jennings, a man I consider to be the most loathsome man on cable news.
If you don't think he has dementia, let's just discuss the time that when he was on the campaign trail that he tried to perform oral sex on a microphone. If Joe Biden did this, I don't think there would be an E.R.
Picking up his mug and making that face of his. Why does he have such an annoying face?
OK, this old queen sitting there, he's always looking like he acts like he's on the Truman show or something. You know, he's always looking in the audience. Yeah, I think that he should be fired from his job. Of course, that's never going to happen, but I think he is such a disgrace to human beings,
intelligent conversations.
Talk about projection. And did Neri Hassan really ask Jennifer Welch, and the way that we are able to communicate with each other and to be able to have conversations. Talk about projection. And did Nnedi Hassan really ask Jennifer Welch, this Jennifer Welch, why Scott Jennings has
such an annoying face? As for Jennifer's vile diatribe, well, that is to be expected from the most unhinged and hateful woman on American TV, and that is saying something. Now the left is easily triggered.
We know they're triggered by the oddest things, joy, family, mateship, pride in your country, excellence. And they were really, really triggered when they saw FBI Director Kash Patel partying with the triumphant US ice hockey team who had just beaten arch rivals Canada
to win gold at the Winter Olympics. Oh yes, there's nothing more fun than beating the Snow Mexicans at their own game. But on O, the left were irate.
I don't even know what Kash Patel was doing there. I mean, he was chugging beer.
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You're not, you know, and he's behaving like he's like a member of Animal House on that show. Beyond the money it's the optics for me because I'm a little old school but I like when the law enforcement and directors of FBI were like serious and like borderline boring. Like I don't want to see them. I want to know they're hard at work because there's so much going on. Today we wake up hearing about the head of a Mexican cartel being killed and we know that there was a shooting and someone died at Mar-a-Lago. Nancy Guthrie is
still missing. Nancy Guthrie is missing. Did you hear that? Nancy Guthrie is missing so Kash Patel, the director of the FBI, can't have any downtime whatsoever. Now this next few panelists thinks the FBI director should also be involved in geopolitical disputes in the Middle East. She wants to send cash to Iran.
He is not doing the job. If you look at the threats we are facing in the world, right now there's a huge military buildup outside of Iran. We might be on the brink of war. Iran has terrorist networks all around the world and he's chugging beer instead of paying attention to this.
Where do they find these simpletons? It's hard to be the dumbest at a desk that includes Anna and Sonny but you managed it girl. And if the View ladies were mad before they will
be filled with rage when they say this. Boys are going to the State of the Union. The nice thing about being president is I can tell you, you don't have to worry about the weather or land.
I got it, boss. I got it.
I'm f***ing on it.
Congratulations. That was an unbelievable game. You're going to be proud of that game for 50 years as you grow older. I'm going to shake hands with everybody, but I got to shake hands with that goalie.
See you Tuesday night, Mr President.
We'll see you Tuesday night.
Now we've already brought you footage this week of California Governor Gavin Newsom talking down to a black man, the Mayor of Atlanta, assuming he must have a terrible SAT score, and Gavin also claimed
that he can't read good.
Well Gavin Newsom is, with the help of the leftist media, pushing back hard against what his office calls MAGA manufactured outrage over those comments. He's even claiming that people are mocking his learning disability, his dyslexia. Well I've got to say this dyslexia seems to be rather
selective. You've written a hell of a book and I don't say that lightly. I went through it in a quick hour and a half, almost two hours, and trust me, I don't read very fast, but it reads at an unbelievable pace. It's so well written, and of course, it's so familiar because I felt a little bit adjacent, so much of the subject matter, but it's 18 chapters. It's an impressive piece of work. 263 or so pages.
Say what now, Gavin? The book is 263 pages long. The audio book alone is around 10 hours, but you powered through it in a couple of hours with your crippling dyslexia, no less. This is just amazing.
Also amazing is the levels of cringe Gavin is capable of. Watch this video featuring P. Diddy protege Usher. Now to the mean streets of Portland and what's here as a woman doing good finds that her help is not appreciated not one bit. Yes, the men have to step in and stop her manhandling Tara. And it must be said that that woman is doing plenty of good in the lefty heartland of Portland.
She's not some lefty virtue signaler. She's actually doing good work in helping people and showing how backward communist policies cause so much damage. But it's clear this homeless woman does not want to be helped.
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You're not gonna pop me in the eye. All right, Tara, walk away.
Why did you pop my head?
Because without you we're overdosing.
I think you're overdosing.
Would you like to keep one of these?
Oh my God, you're overdosing.
Would you like a cigarette?
You need it.
All right. Would you like a cigarette?
There you go. Thank you. You need this though. I'm okay. You're dying. Okay, okay. You're dying.
Why are you annoyed? Now before the State of the Union address, President Trump got a special treat courtesy of the triumphant American hockey team. And a trigger warning here for TDS sufferers, the next 15 seconds is going to be tough. Let's now go to New York City, where police officers are being brazenly attacked by mobs who think it's terrific fun
to smash them with snowballs and ice, aiming at their heads, hitting them straight in the face. Have a look at this. And you think this sort of behaviour, particularly when it results in injury, would see swift action, at the very least condemnation from the Mayor? Instead, we got this from Zoran Mamdani.
From the videos that I've seen, it looks like a snowball fight.
I think that there were two officers who were facing lacerations on their face.
Will you call for prosecution of those who assaulted them?
Look I've seen the videos of this snowball fight.
I think that it was a snowball fight.
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Get started freeAnd it's deja vu all over again because we are again starting the segment with the mad ratings of Robert De Niro, the once great actor turned TDS afflicted nincompoop. His unhinged hatred of Donald Trump has turned into unhinged hatred of America. Just listen to this demented analogy.
We all love our country. I choke on that phrase, we all love our country. Because our country isn't so lovable right now. In the current climate, declaring love for our country is like an abused spouse professing love for their abuser. I'm grateful for the opportunities and freedoms my family, my fellow citizens,
my immigrant ancestors have enjoyed. But my heart is broken as I see them being taken away, both the freedoms and increasingly my fellow citizens.
People have been taken away, really Robert? And exactly what rights have been taken away? I wish you would explain. I mean does he mean the right to medically mutilate confused children is no longer celebrated or the right to pay slave wages to illegal immigrants? Now Robert De Niro was speaking at the Democrats State of the Swamp event, a sad little counter to the State of the Union address. This is the State of the Union address.
This is the sort of thing that was on offer.
I am the proud representative for Oregon's third congressional district. Yes, thank you, thank you. And tonight, I defy Trump and his authoritarian project by standing in joyful, radical, peaceful resistance with the Portland Frog Brigade.
And sticking with the State of the Union address, Daily Wire went to talk to America's youngest and brightest from George Washington University and the results were concerning. These kids have been failed by the education system or their parents.
College kids are telling us Trump's State of the Union didn't go so well. The only problem, it's tomorrow. Great Trump's State of the Union speech, one out of 10. One's the worst, 10's the best.
Negatives.
And why?
I think we all know.
A lot of reasons.
And what about the State of the Union last night?
One to ten?
It was like a one or two.
I mean, it was all over the place.
Probably just give it a zero.
I'm going to give it a one.
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Get started freeAnd why do you say one?
Um, I just, I don't think he's very articulate.
How did Trump do at the State of the Union? Zero. Like, yeah, I didn't really watch it much. I watched it for a little bit, but yeah. The State of the Union last night, how was that, 1 to 10?
No, it was last night.
I thought it was tomorrow. No, you're good.
You passed the test.
Well, at least one of them was honest and knew what was happening. Now the left continue to have a meltdown about people feeling joy, national pride, and generally being happy about the victorious ice hockey team, here is a lefty losing it about the lack of diversity on the ice.
Here's the thing, OK? Hockey... I don't know if you guys have seen, like, the USA national team. Everybody's white. Everybody on the team is white. Everybody affiliated with the team is white. All the coaches are white.
Like, there is not a lot of people of colour in that space. And, like, a huge draw to hockey is It's violent like you are Encouraged to be violent like the fans love to watch the violence the players love to enact violence Like what type of ideology do you think a white man that comes from insane amounts of wealth for his entire life? That like has these violent tendencies. What type of ideology do you think that they lean towards?
Like, like obviously they were on the phone with Trump making fun of the women's team because that's what violent, rich white men do. Like that's what their favorite thing to do is, is to like make fun of women and on women.
Oh dear, now Fringy there would be devastated to know that the women's ice hockey team is also going to Donald Trump's White House. I'm sure she'll do another video accusing the ladies of suffering from, I don't know, internalised misogyny and white supremacy. Now let's check in on a couple of sad souls in the media, also upset by the ice hockey
team meeting and celebrating with the President. Here is church stormer Don Lemon. I don't understand why anyone
would be want to be in the vicinity of this president at all just being honest if they call him the phone call I would say no thank no thanks I don't do you want to take the call no tell him to call someone else I'm not interested in being part of this I'm not interested in being part of this. I'm not interested in being part of this when he doesn't, he is not a patriot and he doesn't care about this country. He doesn't care about the people of this country.
He certainly doesn't.
Oh, bless. Don is reliably miserable. We can just rely on him to be miserable. And let's end on a low point with the ladies of The View. Here is election denier Joy Behar gaslighting the audience saying,
Republicans only win when they cheat. Isn't it the Republicans who want to introduce voter ID laws?
When he says that they can't win, the Democrats, unless they cheat, that is a projection. Everybody knows that. That's him. Everybody knows this. Everybody knows this.
The Republicans are gonna have trouble in November. So that is just a projection. Everybody knows that's him. Everybody knows is the Republicans are gonna have trouble in November. So that is just a projection. That's why they have to cheat because they can't win legitimately.
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