Let’s Play: Club Penguin

Let's play Club Penguin.

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Welcome to Good Mythical More.

We're gonna play Club Penguin again, and we're gonna take some of your notes that you gave us last time we played this in the comments. Well, you gave me. People were frustrated with my keyboard skills.

So you know what? Link's gonna do it now. And we'll see how much it has to do with skill

and how much it has to do with the connection.

I want you to open your prize and I want you to say what you hope it is so if it's not, then we know the witchcraft has faded. Or whatever it is. Well it's sealed up in there anyway, so. GMM blind box, okay, so what do I want it to be?

I think I want it to be some kind of reference to this show. You winning all of the blind boxes and celebrating, praising your god?

Yes, I want it to be a shot of me down on my knees with my hands in the air.

It's not a picture.

Praising the toy god. I honestly don't know what's happened. I'm glad that last one wasn't the mushroom. I will say that though, because I wouldn't sleep well at night.

Aw, it's Mouchelle.

Look at that.

One of a kind piece.

Well you know what, I did see recently

people asking that she come back.

Julian and.

So, you know what, she's back.

From the dead. She's back.

I didn't understand that comment.

This is amazing. That's beautiful. Beautiful and sad.

You know what, Link?

You know what, Link? Here.

Look at that, Rhett. You're letting me hold your, um... the thing that I wanted, that I can't remember what it is because I'm over it?

You can have it. Oh. You can have it forever.

I don't want it. It kind of represents, like, a huge failure on my part.

Oh, something's happening on Club Penguin,

we should watch.

We are now in Club Penguin and I'm gonna move around by using this keyboard for the very first time. Okay, the arrows don't do anything except change.

You click to move, so click your mouse and then your penguin will go.

Where is the mouse?

Yeah, see how this is going? I don't even see the mouse.

See how this is going, commenters?

The mouse, oh, that wasn't me. You moved it and then it clicked, yeah, yeah. So we got lots of people right here we could talk, can we talk to any of these folks? You can. My mouse is, I don't see a cursor.

Is there not a cursor?

It's on your body right now.

You see what I'm doing?

Yeah, it's not moving.

You see what I'm doing?

This is what happens to me as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is some connection issues for sure. people getting upset at you. Everybody thinks it's my skills.

Okay, the mouse wasn't on. Yeah, okay, yeah, see.

Now it is. All right, so what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna go up to this person.

Izoho.

Izoho, and I'm gonna send him a mail. I wanna send him a chat.

Yeah, X out of that, and then you can just chat directly in that bar on the bottom. You can type into that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just say something like, Sup dude? Some kind, yeah, there you go. Some kind of gentle introduction.

But if you're looking for conversation, you might wanna go to a more popular.

Just coming off a quick witchcraft

session.

Sesh.

This is perfect.

I think Club, I think the Venn diagram. Any questions? The Venn diagram of people into Club Penguin and witchcraft is a circle. AMA, so I'm doing an AMA in Club Penguin. Alright, let's go play a mini game

because people said they wanted us to do that. Oh, check out the igloos.

Click on the igloo to visit.

Oh.

Guacamole.

Guacamole, moo.

Here we go. Look at us inside someone else's house. Let's go up, there's nobody in here. Is this a gate? Why am I going underneath the couch when I walk in front of it?

Physics don't matter. Whoa, why am I under the couch? This is a form of witchcraft. And then what do I do now? I think you probably leave. I'm gonna click on this.

Nope, not gonna do that. That was a mistake. Okay, all right, y'all let us know when it gets fun. That was a dead end. Click on that and then there's nothing in there, so that's another dead end.

That would be the chat log if people were speaking, but you're in somebody else's house by yourself.

Yeah, you've broken into somebody's house, no one's there, so think you put into the chat. Poop now, okay. Let's consider that a victory. Where should we go? The town?

The plaza?

You can play a few different games. There's a game that's kind of like Frogger,

if you go to the mine.

Oh yeah, I wanna go to the mine. I know how to play Frogger. It's night there.

Yeah.

Oh, everybody's asleep.

Now just walk to the mine.

Is there a hole?

It's right there. Over to the right.

Over to the right.

Where it says mine.

This, oh.

Why is he just walking through things. I walk as the crow flies. Puffle rescue is like Frogger, so. Yeah, I like to rescue puffles. Yes, I would like to rescue a puffle.

I wanna make friends.

And I wanna play. I wanna make friends and talk about witchcraft. We'll do that in a little bit. One of the other notes is you didn't want to play games. I'm gonna skip this, and now I'm gonna use the arrows.

You can do this.

Oh, this is so easy.

This is a joke.

Yeah, yeah.

This is such a freaking joke.

You're not a child.

What? When does it get hard?

Oh! Oh, there it is. Oh!

This is a joke.

Okay, so you cannot.

Oh.

Ha, look at me.

You did it, man.

Look at me.

You have to get the puffle.

Get the puffle. Oh, and then I gotta take them back. Yeah. You see how much better I am at these elementary games than you? Plus 30, all right.

Can we enter a romantic relationship together? Or is that not age appropriate?

That is bestiality in this room.

Okay, we don't do that. You better.

I better what?

Get him back.

Yes!

Thank you, Rhett and Linker. Press any key to continue. Look at that. All right, so now I'm done with this. Boring. Oh, there is a shark up there.

Can I talk to him? What's he gonna do?

He's eating the ice like all sharks do. Uh-oh, problem.

Problem.

Oh, you see what I gotta do now? I gotta go over here, and then I gotta, yeah, give me.

This is, oh. Oh no, oh no.

Is this gonna work? Nope.

Yeah, it is.

It's gonna work. It's gonna work. It's gonna work! Didn't work. All right, a little bit of strategy. Now, the penguin can...

It's a penguin.

Yeah, what's it worried about?

He can swim, right? Can he just swim? You see how fast I'm moving? My brain is so quick with this type of stuff. You see how fast I'm moving?

My brain is so quick with this type of stuff.

All right, so I wanna go over here and then. Straight now. I wanna get this guy and then I wanna come back here and I wanna jump down here. Problem, now. Don't get scared.

All right, let me go back here. Problem. Now. Don't get scared. Oh! All right, let me go back. I see my future and it's looking bright.

I think I've learned my skill. It's controlling penguins. I could control penguins in real life, dude. I think, just send me to a real penguin and give me a keyboard. Any key to continue. Oh, do you mean?

Aren't you bored? I kinda wanna make a friend and then bring him back into our game. Yeah, let's talk to some people. Alright, so we're going. Whoa, did you hear that electric guitar?

Yeah, yeah, that was my favorite part so far. That did not fit the motif of Club Penguin. All right, now let's go.

Oh, there's a guy.

Talk to that guy.

Come here, buddy.

M2 Drippy.

Whoa, whoa, why are we,

somebody comes out and he goes away?

Yeah, he's, I don't think he's interested in speaking.

He's on his way to something. If I just type, does it work? Yes. Let's chat.

Yeah, there you go. A bit.

Let's chat. Anita Maxwin. I heard Drake say that once. And then he lost a rap battle. Ask them a question about the game. Like, what's the best mini game?

Or something like that, so it feels very... Yeah, we gotta draw them in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get them talking about something.

What's the best...

Whoop. What's the best mini-game?

Uh-huh.

And then if I click on them, can I bribe them? Ignore player, report player, stamp player. This one, this one, this one, this one. Something surfer, something surfer, something surfer. Cart surfer. So can I say something to them, like?

You've peaked. Add a friend. Request sent, so now. That was a little snarky, I will say. This one, you've peeked. Oh, wow.

Now this person's coming over. Anita just came over and smiled, gave you something. Let's talk trash, Anita.

What?

Let's talk trash anyway. Like... Let's...

About who?

Tell me... Tell me I'm what?

What YouTubers do you hate?

There you go.

Tell me what YouTubers... you hate. I misspelled it, but it doesn't matter.

Okay, let's see it, man. Let's...

YouTubers you hate.

Let's see, let's see. This is good, this is good.

If we get mentioned...

Anita?

Ha ha ha!

Hmm, she's thinking, she's thinking, she's thinking. Let me think, let me think, let me think. I hope she doesn't say Good Mythical More. Uh... I'll tell you who I hate. Just make up something that's not real. Called uh, uh, Greyboy.

Greyboy the Christmas loser.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now we're deep in a conversation. Now you gotta go for the juggler. What do you think about Good Mythical Morning? Okay, how about this?

Anita. Okay, yeah, keep it this? Anita.

Okay, yeah, keep it or invest it.

Keep them on the line.

Keep it or invest it.

What do you want me to say?

What about Good Mythical Morning?

What about those GMM?

Yeah, yeah, sound non-committal. Guys. Guys, yeah, yeah, yeah. What about those GMM... Yeah, yeah. Sound non-committal. Guys. Guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What about those GMM guys? I don't know. Anita? For reals. Weird in what ways?

Randler. Hold on.

We go there now. She wants to go make this a private conversation, I think. Where do we go?

Do we have an igloo?

Yeah, well you have an igloo, I think, she might be going to yours. You can start clicking on your igloo, it's the bottom right button, the igloo.

I don't know if I wanna go into an igloo. You mean this?

Left, yeah.

Okay, let's continue this conversation. At this point. I mean, we hug people at meet and greets. I mean, but usually they ask.

Hugged you?

This person is very conversant. And why is M2 trippy here?

Yeah, they tried to.

Okay, where was this?

Then what?

I don't... I mean, I don't remember ever meeting an Anita.

Mate.

I'm invested now, though. If you could speak to those GMM guys directly. What would you say? What would you say to them? I didn't think I'd be more scared here

than in the main episode, but here we are. Anita? Make me a burger. Oh. Anita answered, did you mean to do that?

I'm too drippy answered.

Yeah.

All right, Anita's thinking. Oh, okay, so they're backing off on this. They're backing off.

Hmm. Should we push?

So you're...

Allegations.

Oh, God.

Can't say the word allegation.

Oh, God, you just...

Can't say allegations.

We can't be banned.

We'll never be able to make friends again.

Yeah, I went too hard on the allegation front.

Okay. Let's play another mini game?

Uh.

I just wanna say, you know, people come up to us and then they touch us.

Yeah, yeah. We don't touch people. We never touch anybody. We touch people come up to us and then they touch us. Yeah, yeah.

We don't touch people. We never touch anybody. We touch people who are touching us. Right. And like what we'll do is when people come up, we might extend a hand,

but then they have to extend a hand and then if they want a hug, they say,

can I have a hug?

Or they come in like that.

They come in like that and we receive the hug. We reach social cues. I'm just saying, you know, you clicked on this video where we're gonna play Club Penguin and we're just being totally transparent. Yeah, well.

At least it is Club Penguin.

Yeah, we have nothing to hide and we do not know Anita.

Why don't you click on the map and go into a different game?

Why don't we go into a different game? Oh, yeah, this is what happens when you have the keyboard.

What happened? Yeah, I think, you know, I think we're on the fringe of getting kicked out of the club. Maybe we just need to give it a rest. We'll be, we'll have to, is there a club, Walrus?

What, you don't wanna play a little game

just to end on a good note? Sure, yeah. What's something really quick we can do that'll make everyone forget everything that happened?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think if you play Pizza-tron, everybody will forget.

Pizza what?

Pizza-tron, click on the map.

Pizza-tron.

Map, far left. And then go to the plaza. Okay.

And then go into the growl.

Here we go.

And then over to the left and play Pizzatron.

You're referring to things as if I know what you're talking about. What is P-tron?

If you roll your cursor over it, it'll pop up. Those saloon doors, I think.

Oh, this. Saloon doors. Yes, gotcha.

Can't get there.

So why can this thing go through things

until it can't go through things? Pizza-tron, here we go.

Yes. Yes.

Forget everything that's happening.

Yes, Yes. Forget everything that's happening.

Yes, yes, we're just gonna play Pizza-tron, guys.

You gotta put your pizza sauce on.

Okay, cheese.

You gotta cover the whole pizza. So, you're just throwing it over the pizza. Am I pushing too hard?

Yeah, nobody's forgotten.

Yeah, okay. You have one mistake left hard? Yeah, nobody's forgotten.

Okay. You have one mistake left.

Pizza's left.

You have to sauce the entire pizza.

Yeah, see, there you go.

Oh.

Oh yeah, buddy. Yes, now. You made a legitimate pizza. Oh, look at this. Everyone's forgetting. You made a legitimate pizza. Oh, look at this. Everyone's forgetting.

Everyone's forgetting.

Okay, shrimps. And is there an order?

Yeah, the order, you have to get it right to clear it.

You have to fully sauce it.

Fully sauce it. Now fully cheese it. There it is. Okay, yes, look at us! And I'm doing it again. So it speeds up once you have that?

And the orders will get more complicated.

Yes. Oh! Now I'm learning. Hot cheese. Hot sauce. Okay, now I'm... I want hot sauce. That's not hot sauce. That's regular. I want regular, but I want the hot sauce too. Oh God!

And then I want the cheese! Yes! Now I want seaweed pizza. Maybe we should go talk to Anita. Yeah, yeah, let's do this. Look at that. This is a big win. Anita wins!

Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed!

No, seaweed!

What is seaweed?

The thing green! I thought you were saying my name over and over again and I got really scared.

Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Five seaweed. That's one. That's one seaweed. You know what?

I think people have forgotten.

Just forget, yeah. We gotta stop saying forget.

Now five seaweed.

One, two, faster!

You did it!

Yes!

I needed that win!

No, no, no, you didn't need anything.

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