Markiplier Takes an IQ Test

I think this is the IQ test. I think it's lowering my IQ as we go Okay, move the cursor by moving the mouse draw while pressing the last mouse button and release to finish. Okay Draw something and have it touch the red ball to redo It's not red it's My crazies is purple ball. It's like pink actually, I don't know if this is actually what you want me to do. Okay, it's not red but alright.

Touch the left wall with the ball. You can draw as much as you want. So the idea is that you can draw shapes and you can Whoops So the idea is that you can draw, uh, shapes, and you can... Whoops. Alright, there we go. Left wall with the ball.

Huh. Alright.

That's pretty good. Touch the left wall with your drawing. Draw a stick and let it drop. Draw a slope and let something roll.

The choice is yours.

So if I draw...

Like that. There we go. Alright. Tutorial complete. Oh, that was not supposed to test my IQ. That was just a tutorial. So we are going on to the real one right now.

It's fine.

Perfect.

Your hair was just... In your face. Had to clear that all right what the fuck what what?

What is that?

What what?

What I do not have time to play this much game wait, okay? This is what I was confused about right is this different the IQ test IQ test is this is this different right IQ test IQ test is this is this different? right Use the mouse to draw. Okay. So this is this is the actual thing here that I This is the thing

There's no limit in the number of times a figure can be drawn However, the fewer drawings you make the higher your rating click on the IQ icon above for a comprehensive diagnosis Comprehensive diagnosis can be carried out at any time, but it's recommended that as many as 20 tasks as possible are completed before doing so. It is only for fun and differs from an actual IQ test.

So I saw one person who will not be named work on this on one level, and they struggled a lot. And so there's one of these that I know the solution to ish. I'm not actually sure if it'll be replicatable. Put my drawing in the beaker. It cannot draw in the blue area. Okay, I want to make something that is going to tip and then go into it.

So it needs to be roughly about that height. So if I'm going, but that's only if I'm going from that corner. Roughly about that height. And I'm gonna, and then I'm gonna make a contingency one over here.

That should work.

Oh, just barely.

Oh, if I hadn't made that contingency one, I would have been screwed.

Whoa!

130!

Goddamn genius.

All right, make the ball touch the red area So I need to just cap this off first and that should do everything I need for that so that yeah okay and then I just need to bump this right if that's enough

oh boy yep yes yeah easy man so good I did it! What the- 500?! How are you supposed to do that with 100?!

I don't know! Draw something and touch the red area.

Huh? Okay, alright.

So I need to draw something and touch the red area. There's a big box here, and there's a small gap to get over there. Okay, I have an idea. H I have an idea I'm trying to I was trying to yeah I probably should have done that 20 God what the fuck the fuck? No! 20! But I had the great idea. I thought it was good. I just didn't execute it properly. Should I have done it?

If I do it again, it's gonna taint the results

Fuck

Whoa, that's what I've done. Okay, that's what it deserves, right? I'm not a fool for doing that That's what it deserves. That move was high IQ not 20 That's what I deserve make the red square touch the left wall If I build a small bumper And then build a big But it's got to be perfectly round cuz it's got a roll

really well yeah yeah well that's actually way more than I okay are you saying that these answers that I'm doing are very average answers to this cuz hundreds supposed to be average right I feel like that make the ball touch the red area it'll get there eventually it'll get there oh yeah

yeah yeah yeah oh my god I'm a rhinos I'm a Rhinos. I'm a Rhinos.

Oh frick. Hmm. That's a good question. How do I make the red ball touch the red area? Also, it's purple. Am I colorblind or something?

Am I?

Huh.

That's not even really red, but I'll give that that's more red I mean the obvious answer is to try to box make a line here a little table There's gonna be some drop so I need to account for the tiniest bit of drop. It's gonna happen Because it's gonna drop from the feet settling

Look at that!

Oh my god, that's amazing. So now I just gotta bump it, right? So I'm gonna make the ultimate- Oh fuck. I hope that's- it's fine. I'm gonna make the ultimate sledge.

The sledge wedge is what I call this. It's the wedge of sledge. And it's gonna have a little more there. Yeah, just so it can scoop it. Bonk! I... forgot how gravity worked.

I forgot that gravity needs to exce-

Frick! Sledge wedge!

Bonk!

Fuuuck!

What?!

Alright, I'm gonna catch it. Sledge wedge! Bonk! Fuuuck! What?! ... Alright, I'm gonna catch it! Sledge wedge!

Bleugh!

You're dead.

OOOOH! I'll take it!

110, baby, 110, that's all that needed. Draw something and touch the red area.

...

Butt it up. Ow.

... ... Oh Huh, huh, huh Oh, I need to make a catapult I

Need to make a catapult or a

teeter-totter or a teeter a teeter-totter and I need a I Need to have more mechanical advantage there than down here so I'm gonna build a

Long arm. This is a platform for it to hit solidly on not touching because they're not connected. Good, good, good, good. And then a shorter arm with a scoop so it can chuck it out. Oh fuck, I forgot how physics works. Okay, I just need to- fuck. Fuuuuck. I forgot that wasn't just gonna be like that. Ah, shit. How do you d- Okay, I can weigh this side down, right? I'm just gonna weigh it down.

Right? Okay, good. And then- fuck.

Oh, fuck you, man!

Alright, it's fine, it's not broken. What the hell? What? What the hell? Alright, we got multiple projectiles here. Oh Cuz it's Shit out of this and fucking blasted next Thursday Fine Here we go! So what I need to do is I need to make a fulcrum that is going to rest inside this first and

then acts as a pivot right This feels like it'll wait no is this am I fucking stupid am I I might be I might be stupid I might I might be really stupid because if I do this then it's not gonna It's still gonna do the same thing

But now I can load this side up Okay, what you were all right I got it so I don't need mechanical advantage if there's no mechanical advantage to be had if the mechanical advantage doesn't matter right if it doesn't matter and it's just in the kaboom yeah okay so this it just it doesn't need to be big at all but this will be right it will be large it will too large.

Maybe maybe maybe it's too large, right? Or maybe it's too small. That has to be it. Yeah, I agree. I want unbelievable mechanical advantage. Unfathomable mechanical advantage, right?

I want humongoid mechanical advantage, right? I don't think that this is helping. Oh shit. Okay, this is not ideal actually. Okay, that ball needs to move.

We're good.

Wham!

Oh my god, I'm terrible. Oh my god, I could not have been an engineer.

Okay, draw something to touch right here. Okay, maybe this is it. Maybe it's I've been doing complicated. Right?

But I still want a big heavy thing to hit this side. Big and heavy. Way bigger, way heavier.

But with enough speed to get what it needs.

There we go!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 100! but with enough speed to get what it needs. There we go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

100, I'll take it.

I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.

That's fine.

Okay.

Have only one snowflake in the container.

Oh shit.

I thought I was acting quick and it was gonna be good for me. Shit. Sunk. Shit. gonna be good for me yeah shit sunk shit there's only one I would say that's pretty good this is gonna be it this is it this is it oh god. I'm the greatest. Oh by technicality. Oh by technicality

Uh lower the code hanger easy Shit I thought it would be easier than that. All right Huh, oh I got it. Watch this. Skagoosh!

Oh, man.

There we go.

Come on! Probably because I gave it a foot.

It's probably because I gave it a foot. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Huh?

There we go.

COME ON! Oh, probably because I gave it a foot. That's probably why.

Oh no, that's not gonna do it for sure.

Wha- there we go.

Oh, that was nice.

Wish I could repeat that.

Ah-ha! that. Aha! Yay! Probably gonna be low IQ. 110! I'll take it.

Alright, three, the yellow balls start moving when someone touches it.

Put the yellow balls in the cup.

Hmm. Okay, so they don't have any momentum from when they're touched. cup. Hmm. Okay. So they don't have any momentum from when they're touched. not too thick on this side.

Oh fuck. Nevermind. Hold on. Okay. Tip it over.. Okay good. Good. So now it's tipped over. That's close. Shit. Anyway all I need now is to make enough of a ramp that this'll go in here like that. Right? Like that Oh, this one's gonna be it

It's gonna be fine

Okay, good, huh

And then like that and like that and like that like you don't get you mother Okay, I did it God go fuck off that was genius What you want me to do something like uh... Just what you want? This does seem easier, oops. This, this does seem a little easier.

Okay, well...

Okay. Fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Okay, come on. I'm gonna do that again. That's pretty good. 100- How do you get above- Ah, whatever. Don't matter.

Whoa!

Throw Alex up 10 meters.

What? up 10 meters what how would know throw Alex up Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I just need to go ladder. Oh, oh Damn oh damn Is that wait no, oh he didn't go up

Okay, what if I build a ramp for him as well this will work for sure

Here we go Slowest I've ever seen anything go. Okay, I may not understand how this fulcrum thing works.

Oh, God.

How in the hell will I throw this guy up?

I was an engineer. It's a fulcrum. How the hell will I throw this guy up?

I was an engineer. It's a fulcrum. It's a teeter-totter, scientific term, and it's going to go up his butt. Oh, that's a good positioning. Actually, wait, hold on. I might actually have something here.

Come on, let's make it properly. Force over area, yada yada yada blah blah blah blah

Oh

Please oh, please Did that do it

Wait what Wait what?

But he went up He He did go up!

He did go up!

What?

Okay I'm gonna just

I'm gonna hit him really hard

with a big old rock and I'm not even gonna worry about trying to I'm not even gonna worry about trying to make this right Can I draw through these? Wait I thought I couldn't draw through this! I thought the red meant I couldn't draw through this I thought the

red man I couldn't draw through whatever I'm gonna obliterate this man well that didn't do anything that I would hoping it was do so I was pretty close with this right I was I was actually pretty close with it right up his butt okay okay all right that's not great that's no mechanical advantage don't matter when you got all the the weight in the world slamming it down hmm he's gonna be good Ah Five

What happens if I just Okay, that does that I'm just an experiment a little bit The thing is he has weird shapes to him, right? So he catches on things. Slam bam. That does nothing. Okay. Okay. Okay, so it is it is seesaw.

It looks like a penis. That's not the artistic intention here

Okay, that's not the artistic intention and I just realized that this is totally defeating of the fulcrum, but I'm gonna go for it anyway

Bonk. Yep. It just totally defeated itself. Actually, it's only because it hit itself at the tip there. That was the problem I'm gonna give him a nice seat cuz it's gonna hammer slam him into the stratosphere right? Here we go. Why don't I just do that? Why do I make this so complicated? Okay, that's great. Honestly, that's probably great. Why would I need anything more if that's all I can- all I- all I need? Right? This is probably gonna be great. This is probably gonna do it. Okay, okay.

Yes!

OHHHHHH YES!

D'ohhh! ... ... ... Oh

Okay, fine what if I draw the fulcrum so that it kind of pushes him forward right I think that's the first advantage I need

Okay, not that much Okay still too much

This is all doing really too much whole lot of too much Okay. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you might be the greatest thing that ever happened to me might just be okay can't mess this up won't mess this up can't mess it up. Will not mess this up, right?

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuuuuck.

Fuck. Ah!

Contain him! We'll build a catapult!

Shit.

That should be part of the same thing. This would have been amazing if I had actually these connected. Wait, what am I- wait, am I dumb? Am I genius? Wait, I might have just discovered the greatest thing that ever would happen in this. I might have discovered the new meta. Because if I load him as opposed to try to poke him up the butt-

Whoa.

Okay, hold on. I'll never be able to recreate what I had. Okay, that's not gonna work either. Okay, maybe. Handstand? Okay, bring it home. Okay, this is unfortunate,

but I think it's still gonna be okay.

Because if I can do this...

And then build a basket-like thing for him to rest in... Right? So it's gonna hook him! Holy shit! Wait, what the fu- How did I- Okay, what the- I didn't even- I'm not even done!

That was just the first move! Okay, I've got this. If he was pushing him that way, then what I need to do- yes, exactly like this. What? Why'd you go too far? Okay, this is what I need to do.

This fulcrum is gonna be right there. And I'm going to scoop him. Yes, yes, yeeeees. Oh my god, yes. This is not what I was hoping for Look at that fulcrum. No, I should have just wait. Why didn't I just I don't need to drop a weight on him If he's already going that was actually perfect. It would have been but you know

Make the most of mayonnaise. What the fuck?

Fuck Okay, this is it.

I don't know why this is it, but it's it. Okay, watch. You see what's happening? You see what's gonna happen? You see what's gonna happen? He's gonna about to go flying on a journey that he has never, ever been prepared for

in his entire existence. He's gonna go, and he's gonna go so hard.

Hya!

Fuck. Fuck. He's gonna go and he's gonna go so hard Don't ask me what this is gonna do.

I don't even know. I don't even think science can know. How did I encircle them? I don't know at all actually. Okay, comfy.

Fucking.

Okay. If I'd have known that would work I would have just made that.

Alright. Okay, if I'd have known that would work I would have just made that all right

Get ready to go into this what get ready to go into the stratosphere Come on man. way fuck okay actually maybe I have an idea I can kind of grab him by his arms and then use this big rolling idea right like a big fucking boomerang. This looks really weird But oh my god That weirdly didn't work. Well, and I shouldn't be happy about it. What the fuck god damn it. Oh my god So weirdly it did grab his arms though, and it did release in a nice way So what I need to do is I need to make sure that the curve is sharper, and it's more heavy towards the end

Right that's what it needs. I think okay. Let's try this

shooooom

All right fucking, god damn it.

Okay, try this.

Throw throw throw throw.

AHH! Not the worst.

Okay, maybe that was forward momentum. It didn't release as well. I was too worried about it grabbing on that I didn't allow it any room to release Okay, this is going to fail so spectacularly I've achieved perfect equilibrium

Fuck

What huh

Yeah, oh man look at that last kaboom it really looks like it kabooms. I'm gonna try this It's never going to work That's all right I told you Come on. Bonk! Oh, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, it poked.

Wait, no, it poked up! Aww!

Okay, I'm over it. I can't do it. I've spent 30 minutes trying to do it, and I don't know why.

I can't...

...fucking do it! I'll take a zero fine. It's I'll take a zero Interesting Hmm when in doubt make a bigger banana Hmm, okay, so clearly it needs something to tip it on if I'm gonna do that strategy. I didn't do nothing.

All right, okay, I'm smart. I'm smart, I can get this. What if I roll something into it, right? What if I roll a big sphere into it?

Bonk.

Okay, so I need to do that and then tip it over, but I think I need to give it some room to work with before I do any of that. So I need to create a ramp, I need to make a nice ball that's gonna roll smoothly and kaboom boom bang okay what if I build a ball that's gonna ramp higher right oh god that ramp is so bad It's gonna ramp up but at a higher spot, right?

So that when I build this big old ball this big spherical wonder Shoom well, that was a terrible. It wasn't a big spherical wonder. It was actually a terrible Nothing. Am I sure that it's not I need to bump it up against this? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes 110 I'll take it I'm coming back Don't let the touch cup the ground. Don't let it what?

I mean

Don't don't let the... Eh? But it's... I can't move... Oh, it's just really heavy. So what am I gonna do? When in doubt, make a bigger banana. And that did nothing.

Okay, good, great. I was actually hoping it would do nothing. Because...

I don't know. Oh! Grab it. Tip it. How do I tip it? Just gonna grab it enough. So that it's like, gonna be fully off the ground.

And then, we're gonna tip it. Like crazy. Crazy big. Crazy big. Crazy heavy.

Hammer. Crazy big. Crazy big. Crazy heavy. Hammer.

Hammer time.

Fuck!

Okay, I was on the right strategy though. I know I was. I'm sure I was. I'm so self-defeating. I don't know why I do this to myself. And off the ground.

Oh, fuck you.

That was close. And so what I need to do now is I need to do something silly like this. And that's gonna lift it from below.

Perfectly.

Yep.

Oh yeah, that's what it is.

Oh ho ho.

That's pretty good I guess. Well I bet I can do it more efficiently. If I know I don't need to do it all the way up like that, I can just do like a little bit. One that's gonna keep the weight for sure, but it doesn't need to be perfect. It can be more of a wedge.

Like that. And then, when I do this... Like that. Okay, well, I feel like... What if I grab it from the... Wait, okay, hold on.

I bet I can do it in one if I grab it from this side, right? And then, how do I... Weight it on this side so that it tilts...

Yes?

I think?

I'm...

I'm...

I'm... I'm thinking? I'm I'm- I'm thinking?

I- I'm thinking it? I'm thinking it? I'm thinking it? I'm thinking?

Fuck. Fuck.

Grab the whole cup. Grab the whole cup, and then just lift it a bit, right? Grab the whole cup! Oh my god!

OHH!

OHHHHH!

Yes, make the beaker touch the red area. Pfft, too easy. Right? Am I- am I stupid or am I crazy?

I did it! Yeah!

All right, make the ball touch the left wall. What the hell? Quick! Fuck. Quick! Quick fucking quick. God damn you Okay, quick! Fuck. Quick! quick fucking quick god damn you okay quick fuck quick oh my god the other way really yes oh okay quick quick fucking quick quick quick quick yes no quick quick, quick. What? Quick. How?

Quick, quick.

Oh my God, quick.

Quick. There we go.

I did it, 130, I'm the best, yes, thank you. Make the ball touch the left wall. It's another situation where I just got to tilt this, right? Right?

Oh, what the fuck?

Maybe I was putting the weight too low. Maybe I need to put it up higher for more leverage. Okay, and now I could just... Why did that do that? Okay well that's not very fast, but it's going. It's going. Please go.

Go. Please go. Please keep going. Please. Come on. Come on. Oh, I feel the IQ slipping. Oh, yeah, keep going. Yes, it's gonna make it

It's not gonna make it it's gonna make it. Yes There we go, I'll take it please pull on the other side of the wall Oh, fuck. No, but that's kind of right, isn't it?

Shit.

Yes, like that.

Oh, so close.

Very close.

Yeah, yeah, fuck. Oh!

Oh!

My god, I'm good. Okay, so this is fine. This will fall down. Okay, well that's good, right? That's what I want. So if I do something like that, now it won't work at all.

If I do something like that, this really won't work. But if I do something like that, it absolutely will not work. But if I do something like that... But if I do something like that... Maybe. There we go. Yes. I hate timber!

We're fine.

I'm very smart.

I'm very smart. I'm very smart. I'm ready for my big IQ.

I'm ready for my big big IQ.

Yes.

I'm the greatest.

Make the ball touch the left wall.

So if that does that...

Okay.

So the issue being that it's on pretty much the wrong side. But if I draw anything with supports it will obviously block itself. Let's see what happens if I do something like this. Okay. I know how. It's obvious.

It's almost too easy. Like that. Nope. Wait, I'm dumb. Hold on. Yeah, that's it. Okay, got it.

That might not be the best way, but that's definitely a way. Bonk. I did it. Oh! Okay, take the ball out. Now this is the one that I did see that an unnamed internet person was unable to complete. if I'm able to do it I'm officially better than them in almost every way

can I open this part? Pfft, it's a stable beaker.

Okay, but that's not enough. Okay. Ah, I made it too long again. I keep doing that. I'm like, I always want the most mechanical advantage, so I'm gonna like, I'm gonna make it even longer. It's like, that doesn't help anybody. But that doesn't do anything. What if I just drop something on it?

What if the crazy physics will eventually let it pop out?

Three seconds, I thought I had it. I thought I had it for sure

What if I force it out of the beaker through game-breaking physics. Damn, that thing is e-mobile.

Why is it so e-mobile? Oh

My god, oh my god, I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I

Freaking broke it Mmm I've oh But but I but I feel I feel I should be genius Anyway, I'm done with this one. Thank you everybody so much for helping me take this IQ test. You helped me a lot. You definitely did. You helped me.

So thank you for helping me. Really appreciate the help. I feel smarter because of all the help that you gave me when you were helping me. Thanks for helping. You really helped me. Good! You helped me good. Thank you. Let me know what you thought down in the comments below. What IQ did you get? Now that you know all the answers, guess you feel pretty confident about yourself, huh? But can you execute upon the answers? guess you feel pretty confident about yourself, huh? But can you execute upon the answers? Only time will tell. Thank you. And as always, I'll see you in the next video. Bye-bye!