¡ME QUITARON LA VISA! - Tony Aguirre, El Chats & Tito Torbellino Jr (Podcast)

Well, here we are, back again with another podcast. What's the number? I don't know, I lost count. This podcast was born right here in this very moment. So you can see we don't have anything planned. And we bring everything, Kira, in the fucking brain.

So you can know. Here's my buddy Shaz. And my buddy Tito Torbellino, the youngest. Tito Torbellino, who is the only one in La Verga. Just so you know what's up. Compadre, what are you doing in La Verga?

What's up?

No, Chama, what Tony says is true. I saw that there was smoke in Tony's house and I pulled over and said,

either the house burn down? Or are you making carnitas and you're not invited? Because he saw that we were doing something, there was a fire here, and a parachute fell from the albergue. That Goyeta is a puñete, baby, you know. And you more than anyone know that Goyeta is a puñete. You love Goyeta, damn it.

And we were here, and I told Tony, What would you say, after recording some fried food, Rufles, if we do a podcast, taking advantage of the fact that my brother Tito has never done one here as a priest.

I mean, he has done one, but it was an interview. But a serious podcast. But he has never done one in a podcast where they ask him what the ass tastes like.

Exactly.

That kind of podcast. It cleans up like that. You clean up or down. Look, there are things that people want to know about their artist. People don't just want to know

if the artist does a solo out or if the artist does a soldado. People also want to know how many dicks you have in your ass as an artist. All those kinds of thingsgar and ordinary things, because people are vulgar and ordinary.

You who are watching us are vulgar, shit.

And ordinary, bitch.

You already said something.

No, because I'm watching you, right? You're talking all the time.

No, I'm not. We're going to get the little scraps of the sun out of here. We're not going to you out of here. We're not gonna ask you any questions. Where did he start? Stop being a dickhead. We're gonna ask you some normal questions. You're gonna get fucked.

The boss got fucked in his time. And he almost showed his ass open. I want to send a shout out to my mom.

She gave me a thermos. It says, the chat.

My sub.

Chat? You're an idiot. I'm going to call my mom and tell her I got a new term, the chat. Hello! I don't even know what they call me.

Chat? You're a dumbass.

I'm a dumbass?

Tito, I want to tell you something. You're on my TV.

Look at this.

This. This.

This is the base.

You know.

This is the base, my friend.

Look, they're going to kill me.

They don't even buy the soap.

Look, that guy, I'm going to kill him, because it's Christmas.

I'm against that.

I'm against people leaving the pine tree until Christmas. Do you have pine trees?

I don't have a house yet. Don't be silly. Do you have pine? I'm not going home yet.

Look, man. This Christmas...

I'm right. This Christmas, man, have pine in your house.

Have pine? Hey, that's grotesque.

Have pine, man.

Hey, man. I was wondering how you felt this year. Because, happy new year to all, kids. I know we didn't seen each other for a year, but happy new year to all the people who follow us, love us, hate us, and fuck us. Happy new year to all of you. Thank you. Today we can have this luxury of having a diamond watch.

Go fuck your mom, she's the one who's going to see you. Thank you for always supporting us. We love you so much. So we're never going to look at this camera again? What the hell? What else do you want us to look at? This camera?

Thank you guys for always being there waiting for a podcast asking when we're going to do a new podcast. Here we are. Come on, come on. Reproduce us. new Can we put your

News About a micro mass per on I'm going to put the microphone closer to you. Put it closer. There you go. What's up, my friend? We're going to talk about Christmas. About the people of Mexico.

And about the people of USA. Well, you're from USA. You're from USA. You were born there. I know that, but the people here don't know. You were born on that side, right?

How do you move the microphone?

The jacket won't help you like that.

You were born on that side, right? I was born on the other side.

Where exactly were you born?

I hang out with people who have a visa and people who don't. I feel disgusted. We're not going to talk about that.

Calm down.

It's exclusive. I'm not talking about that. Calm down. I'm talking about furniture.

Phoenix, Arizona or where were you born?

I was born in Phoenix.

Phoenix, Arizona. How do you celebrate Christmas?

Oh, that's true. Calm down. Use Christmas.

Use Christmas.

You're a coward.

You missed Christmas. Tell me the truth. How did you miss it? You missed it. You battled Christmas. What are you saying?

I asked my mom for a gift and they never gave it to me. I can still buy it. You missed Christmas. Was there a Christmas you said you would miss?

No, I don't remember, why would I lie to you? You never missed a chance!

I don't remember!

In the United States, there's no such thing as a lack of time.

I remember, I went to the bar and I was like, I'm going to get some beer.

You were wasted.

No, man, let's say you did miss a chance, but there were also some shortcomings. Let's not say you got a beer that you were always fighting for gold, you know my love? because there were times that you also fought for it, but that's a different story

no, no, but...

you were fighting alone

no, yes, but you think that it was Curahora or...

that's why I'm telling you, all of us think that it was like a golden tray, and fuck beat him all the time. But you know that he didn't beat him all the time. There were times when he lost to him, like one time.

You asked for a taco and you made two?

That's not good.

No, I mean, I did get hit. I mean, I was working and I was trying to do what I was doing. I was looking, I trying to do what I was doing I was looking, not saying that... I was looking for shoes for my age like they are used now

So, what shoes do you have?

No, man!

You're a fucking idiot! You're 6 years old! Yes, I mean, where do you get them? It's different. There's one that's out there. The generation has a lot to do with

what's happening in the country. Where are you going?

To the country.

They took you to the rice.

Yes.

To the albergue.

What the hell are you doing in the other side?

Look, the breed doesn't know but I'm going to tell you right now Valverga? Yes, Valverga. What the hell is he doing on the other side?

Look, the people don't know, but I'm going to tell you right now because this guy gave a fucking spoiler.

The microphone is upside down, asshole. But I can't take it here.

I mean, there you go. They just took my visa a few months ago.

Give me the fucking thing. Give me the hat.

Give me the hat like this. A few months ago, they just took my visa. Do you understand me? They took it from me. Why? I don't know.

They took it from you?

They took it from you?

No, they didn't.

Give him a round of applause.

Look, they took my visa a while ago. I'm going to tell you my experience. I'm going to tell you everything experience, how I tell everything here. My respect for the United States. Because one day I'm going to travel again. Well, they took it away from me.

They didn't tell me why. I imagine it's because of the runs. I told them, what runs? I'm a pro podcaster. I told them, we've been checking you for years. They showed us a song and you were like... I said, calm down, man. They said, no, we've been checking you for years. I said, well, screw it.

They showed us a song and you were like,

I asked for it yesterday. Exactly, I even sang it to the guys. And it's not a lie, I sang it there. I realized that the guys came and I was like, fuck, back and forth, and they took me here.

I realized that they I got into a room and they had never arrested me less there than there, what fear I'm sorry Tron, we are in the fucking order Maduro, are you okay?

I'm not participating in this podcast. Look, dude. I'm telling you.

I realized that they grabbed me, dude. They put me on my legs, dude. On my hands, dude. And they took me to a room, dude. A cold, gray room, dude. I'm telling you how I lived it.

That they get into your essence,

as you were. No, no, no. Get in. Sit down like it's me. I went into a gray room and it was freezing. I told him to take off his sweater. No, Simon, I took off my sweater. I was in a shirt.

I said, take off your shirt, I need to see your tattoos. Simon, I said, I took off my shirt. I took off my pants, they left me in boxers. Simon, I said like a whore. I almost cried. I want to cry right now, but I can't.

Cheers.

Because I'm on the podcast. Everything's fine. And then a lady comes in. And the lady comes in and starts putting on a gown. And I crouched and opened my ass.

They cut your ass off.

Wait. I crouched and opened my ass. I've seen those movies where you drag the bitch and fuck her. I got up and opened my ass. And they told me, hey sir, behave yourself. Come check his bag. And I was like, fuck off.

And I was like, fuck off. I said, forgive me. I've seen the movie, The Cat and the Toad. And at the beginning they grabbed him like a bitch when he put the bottle they grabbed him and made him twist with his fingers

I wish you were cooperating

I wanted to

I never saw someone cooperate so much we return your visa

what I wanted was that. Who is this lady? This kid. Who is this lady? Why are you copying Machil? He has the visa to do it. He's not afraid.

I opened the fuse and I'm still coughing. Without being told.

I'm sorry,

but you can leave now, we're here to check the bags. I said, I'm sorry, I just went up to the truck and everything was fine. And that's how it was.

And honestly, it was really humiliating because they pass you in front of people like, taking off. They took me walking and people on one side looking at me like that and still turned their faces at me and greeted him. And I say hello, I say hello,

with my hands like this because I was handcuffed, I say hello. And it's humiliating, man, honestly, but here I confirm it, they took my visagra off, and there's no problem, there is a problem, but there is no problem. Everything is fine.

I'm a real Mexican. Thank you, Puli.

Compadre, I'm going to... You're going to get your ass kicked. They've never arrested you, bro. No.

Never?

Never, never.

I don't recommend it, compadre. Because you can let go of the devil's ass and he won't check it. You can open the fundivo and he'll just sell it.

So they saw your ass without them wanting to see your ass?

For real, but for them to see something...

Do you have a hairy ass?

No, it's shaved. No, no, no, shaved. It's shaved. You'll see it today.

Live?

Live, live. Wait a moment, don't go yet. Because you're going to see it live.

But it's in Chile. Wait, don't go.

I can imagine this.

They'll be like

I stepped on the Gucci.

How are you going to step on the Gucci? They were born on the other side.

Here it's Fushi.

Ok, here we go. born on the other side. This is Fushi. Listen, bro. Here's the deal. This guy is a pro. He just told me. He said he's going to Las Vegas. Soon, he's going to introduce my friend Karina to Las Vegas.

Sorry, Las Vegas. Karina, don't confuse me. He's going to introduce himself to Las Vegas. It's a great event to I had to go to the Backstreet Boys event. It was a great event. The experience was awesome.

He doesn't have a visa, don't tell him.

Hey, I can put Oscarino right now, he's with you. Look, you're going to tell you what you want. I know all of the United States. I've been to all the bathrooms.

Calm down.

Calm down. You're going to go to the sphere with this guy. To see Karim.

I'm going to invite you.

You don't have to do anything. What I do for you, you already have. You're my friend, man.

You're very well-matched.

You're going to betray me, man.

There's a time when you don't let us both in. You're going to tell me who's the guy.

The fucking Gavachos are going to say that. You can go in with Karim.

No, I'm going in with the chat. I'm not talking about Karim. I'm talking about the guys from the States.

If you want to go in with Karim,

first give me a Rolex,

a chain,

and I'll be the vaginal flow. The vaginal flow. I'll make...

And the boss.

No one laughs more than the boss! Here the boss is always laughing He laughs at everything

You feel like you're going to the verdict

with the boss I feel like I said a good joke when you're here because you laugh at everything

You like the casino, don't you boss?

He's waiting to sing his song.

Yeah, yeah.

He didn't sing for the same thing.

Another one.

Do you have your new songs?

Here they are.

We have several guests, but we take the time to ask you to subscribe to Tony Aguirre's channel right now. Like the video, comment what you think about what we're doing. If you don't want us to do it, we don't give a shit. If you don't want us to do it, we don't give a shit. We'll do it anyway. Support the channel. I'm drinking lemonade with a straw.

We have to play 2x2. You ask 2 questions, I ask 2 questions. To get it in the podcast. Because it's a big ass.

The channel is a big ass. You're a little dark, chef. You don't want to talk. You're scared. I'm docidous. Why would I be talking? I'm just having a chat.

Think about your question.

No, man.

Join us, man.

We're in the barbecue. Ha ha ha. I was thrown in there. And you're very comfortable. I love you like this, man. I'm in, man.

I want people to say, foreign foreign foreign foreign

foreign

foreign foreign foreign Besos de tres, wey. Besos de tres. Ahí está, agarrado. No, no, no. Opare, no. Ya, ya, ya.

Eso es lo que vende, wey.

El Tony crees que lo conoce. El potro me hace el pájaro.

El Tony crees que le piden fotos. El Tony crees que le piden fotos por su música.

No, wey. I get the mirror. I'll say to you. I guess I can make a messes. I'm gonna stop music I know man, what we thought you might think it was a little bit of a Say, you say, get out of the music. I'll be still put on the deep. I mean, I thought I would be here. I'm gonna start to move. You got to go.

Yeah, I was on the phone. Even if they don't want to know, but I'm not big fat pussy. You're a big fat pussy. You're a big fat pussy. But I love you a lot. Keep eating. I don't think you'll be able to go to the gym for two days.

I don't think you'll be able to go to the gym for two days.

Hey, don't go.

It's your podcast. It's your podcast. Proposals for this year. Proposals for this year. Proposals for this year. Propósito para este año 2026. Tuyos. Que no eran propósitos que los que no iba, que dice que va a ser uno y no lo hace. No, no, no. Yo quiero saber tu propósito.

¿Qué te propusiste este 2025 para hacer el 2026?

Los tuyos, wey.

O sea, dime tu propósito que dices, la neta este 2026 yo quiero hacer esto, wey. Lo voy a hacer. Lo voy a lograr. I'm going to do it, I'm going to make it. Well, to start, to stop drinking.

No, you're kidding.

No, no, there it is.

We're going to go to the sphere, you think we're not going to drink? No, I'm not going to drink.

But wait, I said, wait, six months. No, but you're lying.

I mean, to stop drinking for six months. No, but I'm cleaning the system. Your goal for this year is to stop drinking for 6 months.

You get really drunk and you hit your wife and shit.

You stop drinking, you stop drinking because... I want to understand.

I hit the car and I got fucked.

You're going to stop drinking because you're drunk. Are you a drunkard or a chill guy?

Of everything, I'm a drunkard too.

But a drunkard... The one who the club and the things that are normal. Malacopeo, in what way? There are three types of Malacopas, right? He's going to tell you. The first type of Malacopa, his friend shoots him. The second type of Malacopa, is a capo, a capo of capos and the third guy in the maracopa hits his wife who are you?

I don't think it's any of those three

I was waiting for another guy where's the 2?

the 2? I think it's the capo

that's a good one the 1 is fighting with friends 2 is capo capo

and the 3 is hitting your wife

I'm in the 1 and you'reo, capo, capo. And the three, you hit your wife.

I'm in the one, you're in the two. He's in the three.

No, because it goes like this.

The three?

You said it, Tito.

What's the three? You hit your wife.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Don't hit your wife.

Don't hit your wife unless she deserves it. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm going to be able to do that.

I'm going to be able to do that. I'm going to be a slap. And what do you do? I get a slap. I get a slap. I respect all women.

I come from a man's womb.

I feel like every man needs a slap to get a slap. Have you ever gotten a slap?

No.

Then you're not bad.

Have you ever gotten a slap?

No. Then you're not bad. You, have you ever been slapped? No, man. Really, they never slap me, man.

So I look like an idiot.

You look like an idiot.

Hey, why are you hitting me?

If they are worse than me. They sing in a hurry. Your videos can make people laugh.

Look, this guy...

Hey, run, man.

Everyone talking over there, now, this guy is a faggot. Everyone is talking about him. This guy is a faggot.

This guy is a faggot.

He's a liar.

He makes people laugh, but he makes you suffer.

Yes, he said yes.

Yes, he said yes.

What the hell?

Yes, he said yes.

I want to add something.

I want to add something. Before we started recording, Tony had a red bracelet for the abundance. Tito had a red bracelet for the envy. And now it was all about diamonds. Pink gold.

You just have a pink ass.

You don't even know what that is.

Don't believe it? What you see on social media is not like that. Tony was wearing blue socks. When the fuck have you seen blue socks? Oh, he's wearing them. When have you seen blue socks?

Because they're at home. They feel at home.

Gray blue.

No, they're blue.

They're blue, right?

Oh, you like Gucci too?

It's like blue with gray. They're Gucci, man. When have you seen a skin adidas, asshole?

Because that's not an adidas.

Exactly.

It's not an adidas.

It's a chafalrama. I'm not going to the movies. I'm not going to the movies. I'm not going to the movies. I'm not going to the movies. I'm not going to the movies.

I'm not going to the movies.

I'm not going to the movies. What? What? What? What? What? What? What's their name? Where? San Juan de Dios. San Juan de Dios. Ah!

A greeting to all the artists who don't go to San Juan de Dios, but send their workers to buy them clones. We've identified them.

I don't know who they are.

I'm listening to you, bitch.

Look, I've identified two or three artists who send their workers to buy San Juan de Dios is a clone of Sepad.

It's proven.

It's proven. Look, I have two or three on the list that I can name right now, but I'm not going to say them. Out of respect. Respect is not peace, Maduro. Respect, at least to the right, is peace.

Maduro.

We're together.

No, Maduro, fuck your mother. No, Maduro is your mother's son.

No, no, no. I'm sorry, Venezuela.

Venezuela is going to make a show there.

Cut, we're not even talking about the other one.

I'm sorry, Venezuela.

No, but we have to talk about this. I have two artists.

Look, this guy is talking about the chains. Son, it's because we can. We're going to put the chain that cost us half a million pesos? Why doesn't this asshole tell us no? I'm talking about humility here. That's not humility, that's being an asshole.

I show myself to people as what I am, humble. If you need money, I'm not gonna lend it to you, asshole. Get to work, you know what I mean?

Hey, actually, speaking of... Speaking of which, before they were going to give you a message

Yes, there it goes For all the people that send me messages on social media that they are going to give me a loan My brother Torbino is going to give me 100,000 pesos 45, 50, 23 That's the key, put it here in the chat

And me and Tony, 200,000 pesos

No, no, no. They said 400. You can't see, it's going to be even.

So we're going to give away 500.

No, 200, 200. I'm going to give away 100.

We're going to give away 500,000 pesos between the three of us.

At this very moment, send the message to Tony.

Mark him, follow him. Tony The because they won't be able to repay it. 25, 30, 43. Zone 1. Script 1. What do you think about the race? That all the race, most of them buy houses in Infonavit.

I mean, with the points of Infonavit. The government is screwing them up. Seriously, don't buy a house in Infonavit. Better save a few pesos.

Buy a little land. 10 for 10. I said, I'd rather save a few bucks, buy a plot of land, 10x10, and do the laundry. Look, this guy makes it easy for him. But man, the salary here is $2,100, $2,500. Son, I earned that salary. I was a dog like you guys.

I earned $1,200 a week. I know what it is to be paid.

No, you were doing well, $1,000 a week. You have your own of your own, man.

You have a house of your own.

Where?

In Houston. A house of your own, wherever you want. So you have your own house. But you bought it. No, a dumbass bought it and left to live, dumbass. of the race that is working with social security and that in its social security points he bought his house with point infrabit that they give it to him in 500 thousand pesos but they have been paying a million

100 careful people carefully with the house answer Think about it, man. People want to fuck you. It depends if your music goes number one on Spotify.

Or if it goes to zero. I respect everyone who has to

try to survive.

We three are trying to survive.

And even if you get points,

you're trying to make it work.

Good, man!

Bravo! Go play Tito Torbellino I'm gonna go more than a little yeah, yeah

In this moment

And

President

Had An info Navid on a so long this book that the costaron dos años y medio Antonio to a poner la mitad I'm going to put you in the middle. 25-30. You put together that house for $600,000 and ended up paying a million and a half. It's fine. It's your house. Not like another asshole who has nothing. I work with insurance. You're fine.

He's not. He's not. He's not. Did you buy a house?

No.

He bought a car for my dad.

Come here, come here.

Oh, I saw you bought...

Hey!

I didn't see a mom like that.

He bought a car for his mom and dad. And it's a luxury, not a a Ford like the one you have in 2001 What car is it?

Honda... what is it?

Accord

Honda Civic Sport, asshole

Year?

2024

25, 26, it's been 2 years

You can't buy it, asshole, you're doing a stupid thing

Honestly, it's a good car A car like this, 2024, it's really good. It's not like the Potro I gave you. I gave you the Potro and you were selling it in the week. Now we're going to play that song with him. I do want to add something, kids. For the people who are sure of it. I don't remember the insurance. I was a makeup artist. I made $1,200 a week. But I really made $1,400 a week. But they take away the ISTR, the Social Insurance, and the IRS.

It's a disgrace. I always say my respects to people who have a house, a car, a stereo with a brain, and a 42-inch screen, his house and three children and they do it with 1500 a week. I don't know how the race does it. If you are seeing me and you are one of those, you are the mere verga, we are some assholes, you are the mere verga, with 1500 pesos you get ahead of all the problems. You're the only one who can get us through this.

But you were right.

What?

Do whatever you want. If you rent a house, it's fine. If you have a house, it's fine. If you don't have a house, it's fine.

The point is to be happy.

You're so skinny.

You're both so stupid a piece of shit. Look at this idiot.

Everything is fine. This year, you don't realize that this year was very different, right?

This year was very different. I really hope that this year, 2026, the people that in 2025 battled like hell, and they fought like hell, and they don't have a damn thing, that the whole year they battled,

and that in 2024, at the end of 2024, he said, this 2025 is my year, and that the whole 2025 was never his year. I repeat, I hope that this 2026 is your year, but don't be as stupid as in 2025. Get your act together, relax, bro.

Relax, bro.

How many years did you say in...

Let yourself fall you moron.

How many years did you say in the new year? And you also keep thinking... How many years passed when you said in the new year, Mom, this year is going to be my year.

And you kept selling sushi. I never said it. Because I knew it wasn't going to be my year. I'm not going to lie to my mom. Fuck, man. I love you, mom. No, I'm not going to lie to my mom.

I'm not going to tell her, mom, this is going to be my year. Because I know it's not going to be my year. I'm going to be an idiot like last year. Until one day I'm going to leave. You realize that the water was here and he was going to go out to get some chicken. And I told him, I'm going down. There it is.

And you, Titín?

You, Titín?

Never, man.

The truth is that he's from the United States.

Hey, look, man.

What a lie, man.

You're from people...

No, but as you said, don't lie to me, because you don't know.

People like Jenny Rivera. Son, here we go. Your first check, how much was it? How much was it? In artisteada. Your first check in artisteada, how much was it?

The first time I played.

No, no, no. Your first check in regalías. We played. Regalías.

Regalías. How much was your first check? Well, to start...

You said, fuck it, it's a good check. I'm not going to tell you what my first album was. For example, I didn't know what Realidad was at first when I released two albums. I didn't know the music. Who taught you the world of Realidad?

A partner of mine. A partner of mine, El Chanel. Oh, I know him. Oh, you're from the Chanel. I didn't know him. I lasted about a year and a half, or two years.

Until I found out about Realidad. I was there for a year and a half, or two years. I found out about it and I asked, I've never generated money, and they said, yeah, but you never took out the money.

And you had your money there?

Yeah, this was in 2016, it was a year and a half.

It's hard to have money and not know what's yours.

No, honestly.

And how much was the first check?

It was a lot of money.

How much was the first check? A lot of money. How much was the first check? It was a lot.

How much? It was a lot. It was my first album.

Just tell him zeroes.

Don't tell him the first one because I know how much it was. No, but it was my first album. It was a fair.

You can say it. It wasn't a lot. I think I'm not wrong.

It was like $70,000. That wasn't much, it was more than a million pesos. Imagine, with a million pesos, you could dance like a dog.

Or a dwarf.

You could dance like a whore. $70,000 was your first check? And when you saw it, you said, this is going to be it.

But how long did you last without knowing you had that money?

I don't know, like a year.

That's not a lot of time. How much was your first check?

My first good check? No, the first one. The first check I said, I had a lot of checks. I've been talking to you since I started working at Sushi. I had my check.

I can tell you. It's artistic. I had a good check. $50,000. It was a good check. I said, fuck it, if it's a good check, 50,000 dollars. It was the first check I made. It was good.

50,000 is more or less? 1 million?

It was 1 million pesos, it was worth 22 dollars.

1 million? It was worth 22 dollars. Fuck it, dollar!

What song did you turn on the e-shots?

What song did you turn to the e-shat?

And then the chat goes there with a tourist visa and goes to work None

Honestly it was my first album, my first role

Asshole I do podcasts, I don't give a shit about you two I know, I saw why

No, he, no. Look, the runaways. I'm talking about dead people.

Shadz, for example, you.

What did I ask him?

Well, it's for the video.

What song did you watch in that check? None of them, you say. It was just a record that you uploaded.

I mean, if I upload and it has X replays...

No, but it has to have reproductions.

Yes, reproductions.

There are a lot of low profile bands.

No, no, no, that was much later.

In your check that came to you, I'm talking about... Did you upload an album or a song?

No, no, no, it was later, it was a record too. when he comes out dressed as a clown yes man what a dumbass for the million dollar clown

here are the comments

I will leave the link of the video

of the video of Antonio dressed as a clown

singing

I will leave the link that he fights a horn that is not him he is the one who kicks

and the horn is borrowed the one who kicked the a**hole. The horn is borrowed.

The one who got kicked. The one who got kicked is that a**hole. He's not the one who said it. All his life he's been saying he's the one who kicked him. But that's not true. He's the one who got kicked.

It wasn't your horn, was it?

He said it. I give Tony doing second to Tony, it's true. But it was your bacon. The bacon was borrowed, it wasn't ours.

And it's not bad at all, it's not bad at all. Like I said. It went viral, so what?

Everything is fine. There are women, Lady Ox has gone viral for fuck's sake.

It's fine.

I send you a greeting Lady. You don't work at the OX anymore, what happened? Did you like the video? I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I knew that one. I knew that one. You didn't know everything?

A girl in high school

in the bathroom

she got a weenie

she wanted to take it out

and it broke.

Ambulance in the countryside, what a cool...

Hey, a shout out to all the ambulances.

Don't make a scene.

It could be a little secret.

Don't make a scene. Ambulances, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, if a cucumber gets in your ass and it breaks, what do you want? Serenity! I want to be taken out. Take it out, but with serenity. Plebe, the ambulance, people from there, the insurance, the traffic lights, turn on the torches. Pass it and turn it off. And when you get home, turn it off and go to the attic.

What if I have a cucumber in my ass and it broke. I was like, get it out of me, you deafass. So people don't see it. Because it happens to the witches.

With Lady Winnie. And in high school there were no social networks. I feel like that bitch would have been Lady Food.

Or Lady Winnie.

What would Winnie be? I think it would have been Piojozón.

Or the ones with the little butt.

Stanford. Son, what kind of Whinnie do you buy? You have a Whinnie. You have a Whinnie. When you make egg with Whinnie, what kind of Whinnie is it?

It's drastic, the podcast with the Whinnies. Son, that's how it is.

They jump on one subject and then the other one jumps on the other. Son, have you eaten the Whinnie that has the paper?

What?

I mean, the wienie that comes with the paper.

Plastic.

Like the condom.

Yes. Have you eaten that wienie?

No.

It's the best, man.

But here in Mexico, it doesn't exist?

No.

Have you eaten the wienie ceviche?

Yes, I have.

This, man!

Where? But you don you like it? No, but we respect that there's no comedy.

That he has a visa doesn't mean I don't like sushi and wine. This asshole likes to take it off.

I like sushi and wine.

You like sushi and wine?

Yes, yes, yes, I like it.

I've never tried it.

What do you think of the people who fucked you over sushi and wine? I was going for the ceviche. Look at me, getting involved with my character, with my own essence of a person, having made a mess of the house for the ceviche, you're an idiot.

Who has the time to say something for a ceviche? Exactly. Look, without saying, without so much preamble.

Hey, what a good phrase. Preamble. What is preamble?

In those fucking stupid fights that Poncho is doing in Iris and I tell you Poncho, directly.

It's your clip alone, it's your clip alone.

Directly to you Poncho, stop mentioning me, because honestly, those fucking assholes are not going to help you for the shame that you can in the fight, Poncho. Hey, listen to this motherfucker. You're going to get your ass kicked, man. That height and the beauty you have, the beauty, how good you are, how handsome, how succulent you are.

How beautiful, how rich. No, well, in that that fight Poncho is doing, I'm going to throw the people who criticized you for winning because you're my guy and I know you can beat them up.

I'm going to use one to beat them up. Be it fat or skinny. I don't care about your weight. I don't care about your weight. I skinny. I don't care if he's fat or skinny. I don't care if he's fat or skinny. I don't care if he's fat or skinny. I'm just going to sleep like this fat guy.

Unprepared.

Because he's going to slap me in the face. But if he wants to fight me in the ring, I'm going to be there. I'm going to fight him in a lot of fights. We're from the hood. We eat mud so we don't get a throat infection.

Asshole.

Come on, man.

Poncho, your hair is incrusted, asshole. It says it's not hair, but it is.

It is, right?

Yeah, what's up? Well, since we're talking about hair, we have to talk about a character that needs a lot of hair. Oh, no, no. Hey, pure vitamin C, bring the pot. I'm going to get a little dance.

Ay, what a girl, she walks straight after the...

He entered without a microphone, who should listen to him?

It's true.

Come back, come back. I'm liking it a lot because I'm getting a lot of ratings on TikTok.

Come back and see your son son is going to hell. You're the father. He's going to hell.

But he scolds me anyway.

And that.

And he's the boss.

Now they turned on me. People say he's the boss. I call that step the sexy step. Let's see.

Let your father dance.

Well, give me a step. No, give it now.

We need music.

Another one.

What the hell is wrong with your dad?

Take off your hat.

Are you taking vitamin C or what?

It's just vitamin C for the flu, because it's too hard. Another one? What did you do to your hair?

It's called micro-injection.

It didn't get to the left.

It was micro-pick.

Micro-pick.

Injection.

But it doesn't come out! I should give you a shower. No, I'm going to sleep in the hotel tomorrow. You're going to pay 120,000 pesos for it to be incrusted here.

It looks like a head of a bitch.

It's going to fall off.

No, no.

No, it's over.

It's over. I'm gonna pass out. Ah, I'm gonna pass out. Shots, the Tito right now told me he wants to put on some hair.

Oh, he does?

If this guy is good at it.

But, man, Tito wants to put on hair. Take off your hat, Shots.

I recommend this one.

What for?

He has a lot of hair.

I'm the one who needs hair. Who needs you? Who looks better? Who has more hair and looks better? The other one. The one with the eyeliner.

The other one.

The other one. But he covers his forehead like a Christmas tree.

He puts his hair back.

But the truth is, I've already resigned myself. And I feel like I look better like this. If I put on hair. I feel like if I put on hair like my son, I won't look like...

He's proud of his son, sir.

Machine?

Yes.

How was he as a child?

Another one, honestly.

And if he didn't shave a bald head, he would be proud of me.

Same.

You're a liar.

You're a liar.

You're a liar.

Look, when he was selling sushi.

He was an idiot.

When he was selling sushi. What's up? Where were you?

Where were you?

Why didn't you get him out of work?

Why did you let your son go day and night selling sushi?

Why?

He's a kid.

It's all music music. Wait, wait, wait.

No, you lived with me, you were with me.

Don't be a liar, man. Let's see, let's see.

Don't cut yourself, you're going to get a caeser.

What's up with the caeser?

Let's do a sex, you're going to tell me. When you worked at the sushi, didn't the fucker live with us? Where was he? Who knows? Who knows? Look, I'm going to tell you something When I was working at Sushi Without a single peso in my wallet When I was in the truck

At 10 at night, sleeping From the sleep that I had all day Because I worked and I had to work in the trucks To raise a peso to support my daughter The guy was fucking around

No, no, no Jesus Christ I'm not going to spend pesos to spoil my daughter. The whore was fucking whores.

No, no, no. What are you talking about?

I'm always doing this. I'm always uncomfortable with this whore.

This whore has to come out

as if she's between father and son.

Or you're a lawyer.

Or you're a spectator.

They're doing what they say

with whores, but also... With the woman!

Yes, with the woman.

Because the whores!

I want to send a greeting to the whores!

No, no, my bad.

I'm ugly, I'm ugly. Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

I apologize to these people.

They work humbly to provide bread for their children.

And their son.

You have to do that.

And their son.

Child.

But, Patro, I want to ask a very intimate question.

Go ahead.

And I, to support those beautiful women, I...

Oh, really?

Go ahead.

I want to know fuck those beautiful women. God! Really? My God!

I want to know how Antonio was.

When he was just born, he was ugly.

No, no, no.

But at the month, he was already very cute.

Here where you are looking, look at your son, look at his face. See his essence, man.

He's handsome.

Today, with...

Tell the audience.

Tell the audience?

Yes.

How do you see him?

You as a friend.

He's handsome.

Today, he's handsome.

And for me, he's my son.

Very handsome.

But not...

People say he looks like me.

How can you say I'm ugly? What's up, man?

Was it a wish or an accident?

It was a fucking accident.

What do you mean, an accident?

I'm just kidding. I thought you were on TV.

I don't know what your mom would say. You're on TV.

It wasn't an accident. It was an accident.

It was an accident.

The moment the doll cuts the quesadilla with cheese,

it wasn't an accident.

Okay.

It's conformism.

No, no, no. Between the accident and all that, but when they told me, come here, my daughter. When I was a kid.

I mean, if I had... when I was a kid. No, you were responsible. But it's different to be responsible

when it was an accident.

You didn't want it, you didn't want this fucking ingest of an asshole.

No, no, no. Come here, son.

That's how it happened to me.

When they told me about my son,

I had nothing.

Not even now. you have nothing.

And I'm still the same.

I don't know how it is.

Hey, but I have nothing.

I'm still the same.

What do you think of your grandfather?

I have nothing.

It's all true.

Oh, yes, yes.

But look.

And that's how I got scared, man.

And that's how I got scared. No, no, but I always say... You're going to be scared, like if one of the maquilas were scared because you're pregnant, sir. You're going to be scared. 500 pesos a week, my brother. The maquila is 5,000 pesos a week.

Right now, when we were talking about the maquila, everyone does what they earn.

If you earn 100 pesos, that's why you're going to do it. $100. I respect those people who work for a minimum wage.

It's a...

Another one! Tell him how you got famous.

I got famous

because...

What's the name?

Why? I got famous because I didn't get paid. What's the name? You won $43. Don Cheto. me We're going to shave our asses With wax With wax We're going to shave it once or what?

How long have we been doing this?

How long have we been doing this?

One hour

For real?

You're being a fucking asshole We're going to shave it once We're going to cut here and shave it

Cheer up

There it is, put it on record a few moments later I'm going to be doing a massage at home. And a waxing. I'm going to be doing a waxing.

I'm going to be doing a waxing.

What's your phone number?

6621-87-7673

For all the beautiful people who want waxing, 100% recommended. Angelita, that's it. Hey, you have something on your belly button

Angelita, no fingers It's too open

Let's see how the potrio is doing You're a dick, potrio Come on, come on Come with the pezón No, no, it doesn't hurt You're going to put the pezón there, right?

There you go, potrio, the pezón They're going to put you in There you go, Potrillo You're gonna put the weight on the weight Ay ay ay, you're so good Get the cap off I don't know if you can see it Slowly, so it doesn't hurt so much

No, Potrillo There you go

Ahhhh Ahhhh

No, if you don't scream Even the bad words came out! Ah!

I think...

Turn your hair, Angelita! Turn it! Ah! It's coming out!

No, no, no!

Wait! But they numbed it! But it's still there! But I don't want it all! I'm gonna get the I'm gonna get the I'm gonna get the I'm gonna get the

I'm gonna get the

I'm gonna get the

I'm gonna get the I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Imagine.

Imagine.

Hey, Angelita, enjoy the suffering of others.

I would bite you.

How would I bite you?

No, no, no. Look, Angelita, what possibilities are there that, for example, you have shaved like this with melted wax? Yes, have you touched it? Yes. What possibilities are there, Angelita, For example, you've shaved with melted wax. Yes, you've touched it. What's the possibility, Angelita,

that if you shave a ass like that, for example, you put it on like a puppy? How do you put it on, people?

Like a puppy.

Like a puppy. For example, to the people who put it on like a puppy, what's the possibility that when you hit that bitch with the wax, the shit comes out along with get the shit out of you. I'm not wearing it. Maybe the ass will come back. Maybe the ass will be like an orange without a hook.

When you go out.

No, but a fart like this.

You'll know when you get a fart.

If you get a fart.

Angelita. Angelita!

Angelita, my love!

One more piece, one more piece!

Ay, ay, ay, Angelita!

Aaaaaaah!

Angelita!

Hey, but when I get to your house, your wife is going to tell you.

Oh, my mom.

Cristel, men with a that men with hair are sexier?

No, what are you saying?

When I got my hair cut and I got a little bit of a boy with you, was it sexy or not? Let's see. It can't be down, is it hot or what? Wait. There goes the last one. Oh my God.

It started. Hold on, hold on. yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I No, not down there. No, just the navel. Just the navel, Enrique. Put the navel there.

Ah, damn.

And once you're done, you're already here.

Yeah, it's been so long.

You're already here, follow the testicles.

Let's go down.

How's it going, Potrio?

There you go, Potrio.

That's it, that's it.

There's not much left. foreign

foreign I'm going to be a I'm going to be a I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a

I'm going to be a I'm going put you in the picture. You can see the picture. It's good. For all the people who want to have a hair removal with Angelita. Angelita left you her number. Write it down and call all the people here at Hemosido Sonora. Is it good or not?

It's good.

I'm crying. Give it to the guys.

Just say it.

Ahhhhhh!

Hey!

Look at your face!

Go on, you're going to dry it.

You're going to be a dancer, Chad. Ahhhh!

Come on, come on, come on.

One at a time.

Hey, you can see he's enjoying it.

Hey! No, no, not like that. Oh I'm going to have the same number of stripes. I want it to be like 15 years old. I don't want any complaints.

Oh man.

Hey, can you give me a warm up Angelita?

Can you give me a warm up Angelita?

Look at how it looks, it looks like a dog.

Congratulations.

It looks like a dog. Can you give me a fist bump here and another one there?

That's it?

Wait a minute. That's not the line, what's left.

What's that for, Angelita?

That's oil for the...

You like the oil.

No, that's not it. There you go, Potri. Take a lot off. Let's see. What's up, Potri?

How does it feel?

How does it feel?

How does it feel? How does it feel?

Come on, pull it! I'm not following you!

Pull it! Pull it! You can put a... so you can't see it. Pull it! Don't be an ass! Leave it here! way I'm excited! Shave the beard you have! I cried alone!

Really! What are you going to do to Tito? Tito, come here!

We came to see the chat!

That shave is going to be good! That shave is going to be good! You can't shave my forehead! You can cover it up! You can cover it up so they don't notice.

It's really solid.

What a photo you got.

Wow, what a photo. One for 700,000 dollars.

Look at it like this.

I don't need anything.

No, no, no, don't worry. It's hot. Look at it. All this hair that you can see, just shave it off.

But he's got a lot of hair.

The question is, is there a risk of getting a hair cut with wax on your ass? I mean, they put it directly on your ass.

What is that, Angelita? It hurts.

Ah.

Where the hair is, they also put it there, Angelita? Really?

Hey, how would you like some talco on your ass?

But I've also touched the eggs.

And talco, do they also put you in the middle of the melt?

Kids, better study, so you don't do this bullshit, man.

I think I would like talco on my ass. Hey, I want to give a hug. I think I would like the talco in my ass but the wax... It's hot Angelica!

No I can't Tony!

I can't!

Don't do it Tony!

Wait!

No way! ah

hey I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it. I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm going to be able to do it.

I'm going to be my teeth in. Don't get hurt. Angelita. It's hot. Take the hair off your chest and put it on your head. Look, he's bleeding. He's bleeding.

It's hot.

Did you notice?

It's hot.

It's hot.

There you go. Breathe. Breathe. I I'm sorry. It hurts, right?

No, man.

I recommend it, but... It's pleasant. It's pleasant.

I want you to see it. Angelita a little bit of a little bit of a Wait, wait, give me another one. Look at that! He snorted it! And he spit it out!

Holy shit!

You're getting a dog, man. Can you see it?

No, I can't see it, really.

Come on! You're going to thank us later.

Holy shit, man!

You can suck it.

This little path, all of it.

The rest is so hairy.

Hey, that bitch is powerful, Angelita. That bitch looks like she's going to turn your ass upside down. She's just going to put it on you.

Yeah, I'm getting a little bit of it.

It's normal, Angelita.

It's normal.

I'm going to get a little bit of it.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! foreign foreign foreign

oh Go Angelito, you can do it, with courage! Wait, wait, one!

One? Go, go!

Get up, get up!

Go, little one!

Go, go!

The lower you go, the worse it gets!

I wanted another one! So it doesn't get worse! I'm going to record you Can you guys also mark you with wax? No way! Angelita, you're the devil himself! Angelita, the public beauty, the one up here, the bikini, the bikini area.

Do a push-up!

I'll do it, I'll do it with the bikini area. Yes, yes!

Look, look, look!

Angelita, look at the eyes!

You have such a big face! You know, you know, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I know.

So do you think? I don't know. You can take a look at it.

They were.

I'll have a. I will.

I'll have a. I'll have a.

I'll have a.

I can.

I can.

I can.

I can. I can. I can. foreign You first. No, I'm going to pull it. I'm going to pull it. You know I'm going to pull it. You know I'm going to pull it.

Look at my eyes. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Damn, Angelita likes the pain. I'm gonna get a little more with

Your crooked yeah, I get my character I think someone else wants to shave his chest. Gerard, Gerard.

Let's see, let's see. Wait a minute. Show me your chest. I want to see your chest.

Show me your chest.

Show me your chest.

Show me your chest.

Show me your chest. foreign I just washed my chest. It's not true. Look at the chest. Take off the chest. It's true. Angelita, I'm going to give you his number.

You have to lie down.

You have to lie down.

Calm down.

I don't care.

I'm going to touch you.

I want to see the people watching.

I already washed my chest the other day. Wait, you're pissing me off!

That's an abomination! No, wait, I'm wearing a jacket.

Take that off in the middle. I'm standing like this. Look, man. I'm going to show you everything. I'm a reverend. These are assholes.

They're fucking faggots.

I'm not an dickhead, they're just some assholes

I'm not a dickhead

Pull it, pull it

They're just some assholes, they're for me But all at once?

No, the chest is the most bloodied

It has to come out well because this is a very bad clip

The chest is the most bloodied, just the chest They're just some assholes, they're for me, they're just assholes

I want to tell you to follow me on Instagram.

They're just some assholes. I'm a man. I'm a man. I want to see. People from the hood. People that...

No, no, no.

You do it.

You do it first.

They're just rascals.

Go ahead, girl.

I'm going to turn around. Just so you know, it doesn't hurt. Call Angelita, tell her to go home. Tell her to shave the bottom of her head, girls. Just so you know. Hey, you, girl. Do you have hair on your head?

Angelita, that's the fucking solution. I already explained to you that it doesn't hurt. Look, with the chest, the fucking thing, girl. Right now you kiss me on the chest.

I look like a dog, man.

That's it, so they know. Angelita, your number again, girl, so they know.

The picture, the picture, the picture, the picture.

I'm sorry.

I'm showing, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. One more time, your number so they know what's up here at Hermosillo Sonora.

621-8776.

I was born in... For all the people at Hermosillo Sonora who want a waxing, massage, everything you do so they know what's up.

Massage, waxing.

Waxing on the ass. On the ass and all the public areas. I had depilation. to speak and people understand me because it is for example the beard and it takes away with it grows again

no no no

it grows again with this we say goodbye to all of you come here, we are going to say goodbye to all of you here we are with Angelita thank you very much We are going to say goodbye to all of you from the podcast Más. Here we are with Angelita. Say goodbye Angelita.

Thank you very much.

You already have the number for when you cross to your home.

That's it.

For all the private.

Say goodbye.

I already have my microphone here.

Thank you very much.

Give me a chance.

Give me a chance to say goodbye.

We say goodbye. What we do for you, you don't value. You prefer to smoke us. Well, not me, him. You prefer to smoke me. That's what I do for you. I love you a lot.

Likewise, hatred for peace is not the order.

Thank you, my people. Thank you for everything.

Who told him to say goodbye? Son, you're done! Hey, look, say goodbye and tell him what you have to say.

Hey, your song, your song.

Why did you turn your head?

You're upside down, you're upside down. Hey, say goodbye and tell him what you have to say. Thank you for everything, my people. I want to sing you a song. Thank you for the support, that song, the truth is that it was good. But it's out, isn't it?

No, it's like that, it's out. It's the song that says, I don't know what happened, well, what do I have?

I think this cookie stole my heart. No, no, no. The other one. The vitamin one.

Promotional.

Oh, the old man's cell phone.

Hey, it's your dad.

There it is. A woman of Christ, the truth I value. Her love for Jesus Christ does not change it for treasure. The world's, my friend.

Really it's not worth by the way. I'm going to sing a song. I'm going to sing a song. I'm going to sing a song. I'm going to sing a song. I'm going to sing a song. I'm going to sing a song. And then they will go, their bodies will go to the fire, and there will be heat.

That's it.

That's it?

I'm just kidding.

It's just a little bit. It's just a little bit.

If you want, we can do it.

Compare, what's coming up next in your project? Honestly, in our podcast, we never talk about projects, about the guest. But what's coming up in your project? Honestly, in our podcasts, we never talk about projects, about the guest, but what's coming up in your project? This 2026. What's coming up for your project? Disco?

Disco, music, we're waiting for it.

What the hell?

Disco and music? Disco and music, because we have a year

without releasing anything. Do you have a doorstep album? Or are you just in the process of creating it? No, there are a few songs there.

But soon we will be releasing it.

And well, you know, in a little while.

Also, a duet is coming.

Let's hear his song.

A little bit.

In the streets I learned that you have to move well. Because if you move slowly, they can eat you. move it in

the school

of

J.P. I'm a good

guy

and I like to be a good ♪ Si sol 100 con el cartel ♪ Ay nomas plebada, salud, bendiciones para toda la raza.

♪ Y así me la paso tranquilo bajo perfil ♪

♪ Porque sé que muy pronto sabrán de mí ♪

Muy pronto, a ver.

¡Ah!

¡Toma, tiro plebada! ¡Se lo puso a la vieja, Chano, que pillo aquí todo! No, I'm not. Another one. Angelita. That's it.

Applause. You like it, right?

No, really.

Did you like it?

Yes. Yes.

We continue with the intimate parts.