Mi Peor Vez l Las Alucines l 02x33

We need something more hallucinating, right? I think so.

Are we going crazy or what?

The hallucinations Boots and hat, go The hallucinations Drinking liters of champagne Hello!

How are you, friends of the web? How are you all at home, kids? One more Monday together. Welcome to your favorite show. Yes, today we are tuned in from... I loved when TV shows were recorded in Acapulco.

Oh, yes, I saw you!

It was a super different set, right?

But there were people passing by and greeting us. Today we are tuned in from Acapulco. We are right now in Acapulco estamos ahorita en Acapulco chicos felices con este colorcito que tan difícil es que nos pongan de que Acapulco atrás muy difícil verdad porque no tenemos pantalla negra bueno o si se puede unas olas que se ve si si si una sola estamos en Acapulco estamos en Acapulco chicos así que hicimos pues continuar con este inicio de año mi querida I'm going to continue with this new year's eve. My dear Quesito, how have you been? Very excited, I feel happy.

In the morning I went to do my studies.

I heard a noise, Juana.

I was walking and I sent Lupita an audio. I told her I came to do my studies and then a truck stopped. I told her that I was here waiting. I told her no, no, no, because it was the main street. No reason, I, I don't know. Yes, but because I was going to cross the street. The first time I did my studies,

already with a medical order, I didn't make it up. You didn't go alone? No, I didn't make it up. I went to the supermarket with Arturo, a cleaning liquid opened in the box,

Arturo got all dirty.

And you were like...

I was sucking the floor. And... Help me with everything I did in the morning. We went to the office to get some copies. Oh, you're so proactive in the morning. I was telling them that I woke up so early today that I already slept. I mean, maybe today I'm a little bit tired in this episode.

Hey, because I saw your message very early. Yes, I was like, 7 in the morning. Hey, I dreamed! What? I don't know what, I don't know what, I don't know what. And I was like, hmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very productive, dude. Yeah, but what time is it right now?

12, 1.

It's 12 and I feel like it's 8 at night. I got an hour late to the call, guys. That was your morning. I want to apologize. No, but it wasn't even a cool group, it was a group that got me in. You can call us, but it was important stuff. I'm not going to say that it was very important stuff, I feel like they're going to change my future.

Really?

No, I'm just saying, because they are important.

And leaving people like that.

Yes, yes.

But we're here and I had a... a f*****g great morning. Ah, because you're in your training. I'm in my training, but now Ronnie is... Oh, I'm getting a lot of pain. You're not in anything because it's a month and a half away. It's March 2nd.

It's true, today is March 2nd. No, no, I'm... But I'm laughing like... And suddenly...

But I'm like, pew, pew, and I was like, and suddenly, bam, but a lot of that, oh, man, you know?

And you don't want to cry?

Yes.

I was like, wait.

I was like, why aren't we friends?

It's hard to see a person, because I never fought back, but you do, but I feel like the times you've fought back is because of a situation. Of course, and you're with that adrenaline. So, it would be very difficult for me, emotionally, to finish training and then see him and not want to say,

-"Get the fuck out of here." -"Well, literally."

Because we're like,

and he's like,

and I'm like,

more like, and he's like, and he's like, and he's like, and he's like, I don't know, I was a little under the guard, so... Bam! I'm sorry, I was like...

And I was like...

Well...

Well... But it makes me feel like we were having fun, you know? That situation that I have to handle, because I get really angry. I get really angry and the air goes like...

But I feel like it's also cool because you can use the anger to bring more strength. Yes, 100%. But I can feel the air coming out of my mouth, like, relax, calm down, but it gives me a lot of feelings. And I have to separate from the fact that he's not against me. No, seriously.

But we all take it personally.

I love that I told Lupita that I'm going to train with her, and not even once.

Not even once.

And I haven't even asked myself. I know you train in the morning, and I'm like, I'm going to do my studies. And go to the Home Depot. Yes, I'm going to do some things I need to do. I was going to tell you something. I don't believe it.

Well, guys...

Oh, guys!

Well, guys, today we're going to teach you how to feed your heart with good energy. After Lupita wanted to cry in the morning.

Yes, because I got stuck.

No, yes, kids. Today we have a nice episode because we're going to connect with those times that have not been the best. Of course. 100%. So I'm going to ask Nigiri, I swear, Nigiri, and really, really, really, do me the favor, crazy, but do it right, to hell.

Lupillo comes out here. You're going to put a song on is the worst and that repeats itself several times. A loop of something bad? Something ugly. You know? So it has to be something bad. Ok.

You know? More and more confusion.

Like, no more confusion and more than abstract.

No, and more work. I mean, like... I feel like Nigeria has to go with the flow.

Yeah.

So, play the song, Nigeria!

And it repeats, right?

Because this is ugly Oh my god

Because today's topic is My worst ex No, no, no

Oh no, boo

Dude, my worst ex, dude

Really my worst ex And she was very down, like Dude, I swear, my worst ex But it's used for everything Me peor vez. Neta, me peor vez. Y andaba muy de modita. Nada, sino chingadito. Güey, te juro, mi peor vez. Creo que se usa para todo.

Sí, mi peor vez. O sea, y literal, nada más es de que no alcanzaste a desayunar. Mi peor vez, güey. Güey, mi peor vez, te lo juro. So what does the emblem of Quesipedia say about that meaning? What do you think? What do you think surprises us about Quesipedia?

I don't know!

Let's explore! I don't know, because it's like a book that always gives more and more and more. Always. And I can't see, dude. These glasses don't make me see. My worst kiss. Hey, when are we going to renew this?

I'm asking for work from the health and well- Girls, take care of that! Second season. Well, I think when we finish the second season. Yes, it's true. Forgive me. I'm an illusion. I thought that... No. Then I like to open it and see what we said that time. Things you thought before and you say, what's up? I mean, deeper things that you rebuilt and you think, why did I think that?

Wow! Because we were... What is that?

I thought that.

Wow!

Ah, of course!

Wow.

What did we say that time?

And that was the episode theme.

Uh-huh.

I thought that.

Let's see.

Ah, yes, it was about things we thought.

A little.

Yes, no, of course, of course, of course, that in the worst case scenario... What did you think and then you said, why did you think that? Of course, that it was because of the constitution.

Do you remember? That we were all stupid when...

Well, my worst kiss. Sometimes you say, dude, no, please.

Of course.

But I'm going to tell you something, I mean, nowadays, as Lupita says, my dear partner and partner, as Lupita says, we're using Mi Peor Vez for absolutely everything. If something goes wrong, you say, Mi Peor Vez. But right now, we have to try to connect with things that you would say,

I could die today. I mean, that, no, Mi Peor Vez. 100%. And, in fact, like, it takes you to Mi Peor Vez, And it leads to my worst kiss of all time.

For absolutely everything, so... Fuck, I'm going to throw up. My worst kiss. No, because we're going to talk about my worst kiss. I mean, of all the kisses you've had in your life, the worst. Or the worst. So, number the worst.

Not bullshit that you're getting out of... That's written to tell very dense things, dude.

You know?

And you, like, oh man.

You're like, what's up with you?

You told me I'm worse.

Yeah, of course.

But I think this topic also includes moments where you felt too ashamed, like moments where you got too angry. Fear, frustration. It could be like that break you had, like, I don't know, let's see where it takes us. Of course, let's see where this episode takes us. And be careful, Yamaguchi, we've been talking about our lives for a year and a half,

possibly within these anecdotes that we have talked about for a year and a half, worse things have happened, do you agree? But we will say, ah, you also see that one because it is in such an episode, right? de acuerdo pero esa la diremos a también la vez aquella que está en tal episodio no y aparte siento que está bien porque hay gente que no no empezó el podcast desde el inicio o sea que lo hace cuenta que van viendo porque van haciendo claro claro este ahorita en este segundo mientras ustedes están escuchando esto están haciendo nuevos alucines deberíamos de tener ahí me

dieron una idea que es que no te visto desde cuando We should have... Oh! I got an idea! I haven't seen you in like... 4 days? That's why I have so many ideas! They told me to start saying that AI is Inteligencia Lucin Oh, I love that!

We are everywhere! I love that! Inteligencia Lucin But there are a lot of people who are watching today's episode but in their free time they are getting to know But there are a lot of people who are watching today's episode, but in their free time they are getting to know the past that they haven't seen.

Oh, I've seen that!

So I feel that if you get to repeat an anecdote, it's also cool because there are new people. And if I take you to tell a joke... Well, oh well. Because at one point I remember differently. That's why my dad says I lie a lot in my anecdotes.

And I'm like, no, no, no, no.

I'm leaving.

It's my perception.

It's my perception.

It's what he says. He exaggerates a lot. And when I was six years old, I remember it like that. And I connect with that feeling of when I was six. Maybe now it wasn't so serious. I remember a comment that said, Why did Kaz want to act like the most serious thing in life was that her dad caught her putting on makeup? Because if I remember my self at that age,

it was the worst.

Now I say, what's wrong with me?

Now you're screwed. Well, my worst bet, kids. I go back to... We started, right? I go back to... I don't remember if I've told you this,

but in my house, as if we had thousands of cars, but absolutely all the cars that existed in my house when I lived with my parents, I lost them all, except my dad's truck. I tell you that I have a record of 8 cars lost in total. In very dense accidents, honestly. Why? Because I'm like this, because sometimes I'm distracted. No, but some were my fault, others not. honestamente. ¿Por qué? ¿Por qué soy así? Porque a veces soy distraída.

No, pero unas fueron mi culpa, otras no, ¿ok? Pero bueno, voy a platicar de la primera, güey. Y es de que... Recuerdo que yo tenía 16 años, ya tenía esta licencia como permiso para conducir de menores, ¿ok? Y entonces iba con mi prima, mi prima tenía 18.

Y ya, yo manejando y lo que tú quieras. I don't know if it was with my cousin, she was 18. And I was driving and whatever you want. And in Hermosillo, here in Mexico City, I've seen the top of 4. It's very American. Oh, yes, 1 and 1.

1 and 1. I think here in Mexico City, I don't know.

Well, it does exist, but they don't respect it. There's none, right? No. Yes, there is very close to the border.

Ay.

This is very close to the north, I swear. Ay, really? Of course, you see the four, the four, and you arrive.

It's a big deal to make a mistake.

And it's like, the one who arrived first, from El Paso, you know? So, here it's just two. Exactly. What are you doing there? The same thing as here, Pablo. Yes, but you don't have the four highways. You're not stipulated.

Ah, ok.

So, I'm from a very distant place. I'm from Ayala. So, I remember that I... And I say that in Hermosillo, because I know that in other cities it doesn't exist. And I was... I did highways, do you realize? So, there was another car, it doesn't exist. And I was in the high speed, and there was another car, and this car passed,

so I said, I'll follow, and a pickup truck was coming, a truck, and it was coming, and I said, I'll follow, because sometimes in the high speed, it's like, obviously it's going to brake, stupidly you take it for granted, but it's like, you arrive, ah, this one passed, now I'm going slowly because the car is coming that way.

Hey, don't think I passed and the pickup accelerated like that. The thing is that I was crossing and I saw this one stop, I said, because this one brakes, I passed, then he passed. And I passed, you realize, and suddenly it's like,

psssh, pass.

Dude, there was like a channel, I think it was Cardenas street, I don't know if people know it. So, boom, and he threw me to the channel, the car literally turned around, and boom, we fell to the channel. We were wearing the seatbelt, and when we fell like that, I was like, no, I'm not going to fall, I'm going to my cousin. And my cousin was like, in shock. No, no, no, I'm so nervous. In shock, in shock.

But she was like, hanging by the belt, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and people started getting out of their cars. Suddenly, I don't remember what was going on. I remember that they were getting out of the car, but when they were getting out, I couldn't see my cousin. And I realized that they were getting out of the car. I remember being in the ambulance and going to the hospital.

And the driver and the driver were in these trucks, which are made of mega metal, you know? And I was in a smaller car, a Neon, at that time. But those trucks, like Ford, those old ones,

with the back...

Yes, the ones that could handle the cars. No, because the ones that could handle them did nothing. The guy was in a state of drunkenness, drugged, I don't know what. He says that when he saw the car, he thought it was a dove and he wanted to fuck it up, because the car was white. And he said, I thought it was a dove, sorry. I mean, bad. So, we went to the hospital and to the mother.

And I said my worst bad, because I didn't know where my cousin was. I was like, my cousin, my cousin, and then I would fall asleep. My cousin, my cousin, and I don't know what. Nothing happened to us. So when I found out that my cousin was okay, that she was fine, that she was okay, that she was okay, and everything,

what did I do? I don't know. I was in a frenzy. And I was like, no, I'm screwed. And I was like, oh my god, my cousin is fine and everything. Then I saw a doctor, who was very handsome, and I was like, this is the worst thing ever, but this is the continuation of that story. And I was like, oh my god.

It's good that everyone was fine. Everyone was fine, yes, yes, yes, honestly. It was like, he did throw us, but we had the belt, and we turned around, and everything, and we literally left with a collar on. It was the only thing. But we really remembered my cousin and I.

And then we got to the hospital and I was already asleep. And I opened my eyes and I saw a doctor with a... A note. And I was like, wow, he's so handsome.

And I opened my eyes and I was like, no way, she's so hot. And then I opened her wedding ring and I was like, where am I?

How old were you?

16, 17, something like that. I mean, I was big, dude. I mean, I was big, you know? And I was like, where am I? And the guy came, sorry? Who are you? Where am I?

You said novela.

I hate myself, dude. I hate myself. ¿Dónde estoy? Tú dijiste novela. Me odio, güey, me odio.

Y viene el morro, güey, de que... Perdón, permíteme. A ver, mira, estás aquí en el hospital, no sé qué, y dice que empieza a ver las notas y dice como que en sus notas vio de que, pero si ella ya despertó bien, o sea, como no sé, como que anotan todo. I don't know. What a clown! Why?

Luckily my mom arrived.

You're awake, sweetie! And my mom was like, Who are you? I laughed. She said, You tried.

You tried to make me lose my memory. Just to have. She said, If you liked I mean, you tried to make me lose my memory. Just to have it. He says, Lupita, if you liked the boy, why not? Hi! What's your name? No. Where am I?

No, I love that teenage mentality where you think from zero you're going to go to 100. You know, the doctor is going to say, wow, I love this minor who is here with a loss of consciousness, you know?

And he'll say, I think I love you.

Or I don't know, I was going to, I don't know, give more attention or something like that. And it was someone, I don't know, I don't see him that big. I think he was in his practice. I think he was six, the boy, this little boy that was like...

And my mom was like, Don't start, doctor, don't listen to him, and I don't know how much...

Oh, sorry. And she laughed, and I was like, is this a lie? Is everything okay? And I was like, no, no, the truth is that when I woke up and I said... Where am I? No, don't listen to the doctor. The doctor leaves and my mom, obviously, sees him physically and turns to me and says, why? Why do you have to do this when you like him?

Men, man.

My weakness.

But well, that was one of my worst times. It's horrifying, but I love that it ended with some romanticism.

You know?

And everyone said, no, it ended with lies. And I, no, romanticism. I remember when I was about to see my mom, I was already like this and I was like, doctor, how are you? I heard her voice like this and I was lying down and my mom came in, Lupita, how are you? And I was like, I wasn't even connected! And my mom, that's what you have Lupita, you're not connected to any device, stop making that noise

And I was like, oh my immersive experience, horrible, horrible I love that noise. I love that I get to experience something immersive. Horrible, horrible. I have a question. Why do they put serum on us when we go to the hospital? What a bullshit, right? I don't know. I'm like, what a bore.

The doctors are like, what a bore. Is serum always necessary? I guess to keep you hydrated. Yes, true. For anything.

You'll be hydrated here.

Your skin will look great.

Yes, here.

But yes, I'm bored. The serum. Knowing it's just serum. But remember we were talking about Lupita being a drug addict.

You want medication.

No, give me something else

I don't know, I'm just jealous

One thing that reminds me of my worst kiss Of my worst kiss, it was the only time That I've been close to a... Obviously, a f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f*** My worst kiss I don't know, in the end, I feel like...

We haven't talked about this topic of the North for a long time. I don't romanticize the situation of the North. Unfortunately, I normalized it, which is different. So, you normalize, you start to have like, shortcomings and you start to normalize that certain areas you don't have to go into or certain roads at a certain time, to I've never been close to something like this, never more than this time. So I think it has to do with the fact that I've always respected what they tell me,

that you don't get in here, don't do this, don't talk the truth. I feel that as a community we have to listen to each other and respect those things to try to avoid a problem. But in this situation, I remember that, do you remember that I told you that Viviana lived aiana una barda lado de mí así entonces era muy fácil que yo quisiera ir por un café de que acompáñame rápido lo que tú quieras no entonces le dije que wey vamos rápido por un café me dijo así súper sí y éramos mucho de irnos a lechiví a caminar entonces este me dijo no súper sí paso

por ella vamos al café y nos íbamos a bajar al café pero le dije no mejor aquí en el en el and we were going to get off at the cafe, but I told him, no, better here at the bus station, right? And we're like this at the bus station, and suddenly it starts, dude, because this cafe is one that is in front of the Echivi, the people of Reynosa will know, it is in front of the Echivi and in front is the main avenue, then suddenly trucks start passing and a ... And I was like, wait! The worst thing you can do to me, and I've told Lupita many times, I know how to get people out of crisis, but getting me out of crisis, I mean, I'm telling you, I'm done.

I'm not going to solve this problem ever in my life. So, I saw my hands on the wheel and I was like, my life depends on me and this girl's life too. I was like, no life depends on me and this girl's life too. I was like, no, no, no. And they start like this, and we had ordered the coffees, and the girl from the coffee still gives it to us,

and she closes the door, and I'm like, what do I do? And I tell Viviana, what do we do? And she's like, drive! Because in the end, unfortunately, you have the awareness that there could be stray bullets So you say, no way So I literally drive through the parking lot And I was like, what the hell?

Turn around, Daga It's more dangerous because you're still on the street And I was like, I don't know what to do So what we decided in our consciousness Because we were like 18 years old We stayed in the parking lot But we we got off the seats and went to bed.

And we had a nervous breakdown. We were two girls, with our noses in the air, in the middle of this mess. And we got off the car and I was like, what the hell? And we were laughing and laughing. And when it was over, we got up and we were like You're nervous but you're like, what's next?

And suddenly Vivi says, they gave you the change And I was like, no way! And we had paid two coffees, I don't know, with... Cheers! Thank you

With a bill of...

Cheers!

We had paid two coffees with a bill of 500 salud, habíamos pagado dos cafés con un billete de 500 y en ese entonces éramos meseras, sabes? No, no, y ahorita también No, sí, o sea, más sea de que me vale la esta, en cuanto termine voy a ir por mi cambio, sabes? Entonces le digo a Bibiana, pues ¿qué hago? y me dijo, pues será que ya se acabó y yo de verdad lo tengo como mi peor vez porque les digo, es una situación de riesgo horripilante and I really have it as my worst time because I tell you it is a horrible risk situation of crisis in you too

yes, of a crisis because I said there is no way, I mean, there is no way that two lives here in this car are my responsibility, you know? So we stayed there in the parking lot waiting for it to go down because we wanted, well, obviously our change

of course

so there we go back with our hearts in our mouth like what's going to happen it had been like 20 minutes and we hadn't heard anything and we got back to the cafe and the girl opened the door

and she said her change

and I was like, my change please

I need to fill up the car and she gave it to us and I didn't know how to get back home because I was like, I'm going to put gas in the car. And he gave it to us. And I didn't know how to get back home. Because I was like, Vivi, what if... I mean, wherever they went, it was my house. You know?

So I was like, what do I do? So Vivi was like, either we go around forever, or we go to the supermarket, or we trust that there won't go home and we went home really pissed off, driving super slow because I told him that any... then it happens that when these situations happen they throw tire punctures, which are like stars that make horrible irons

I mean, go to hell, then you also have to drive slowly because you don't know if you're going to get punctured on the streets and you can't move the car anymore. So there we go, two 18 year old girls, like this, with a coffee, like this, looking super slow, like this, if she or I saw a bumper on the street, and if not, to be able to get around, or if the mess started again, to be able to go to, I don't know, a store or something, I have no idea. no tengo idea y llegamos a la casa y nos dio otra vez un ataque de risa de que wey que acabamos de vivir o sea que fue eso no mames horrible horrible o sea de

verdad yo lo tengo siento que como fue con una de mis mejores amigas digo de que pues lo tengo como este no sé si mecanismo de defensa en mi casa en mi cabeza que digo nos reímos un buen y sabes pero cuando lo vuelvo a contar y vuelvo a conectar con eso yo dije que aquí vamos a quedar claro aquí o nos I laugh a lot, but when I tell it again and I connect with it, I say, we're going to stay here. Or they're going to get out of the car and steal my car.

And that's the least we can do. We walk home, but there are many fears at the same time. You say, my worst kiss? Really, my worst kiss? No way! Horrible.

Oh no, that's horrible. Those laugh attacks at the worst moment are the worst thing that can happen to you. Ay no mami. Horrible, horrible. Ay no, que horror wey. Verdad?

Esos ataques de risa en el peor momento es lo peor que te puede pasar porque por lo menos tu y Viviana lo tuvieron juntas.

Ajá.

Creo yo ya conté aquí cuando me dio un ataque de risa que agarré camino. Que íbamos mi hermana, un novio que tenía mi hermana that my sister and I had, we had gone to the United States to buy things, and we came back and a moose crossed the street. Really? I don't remember. Well, I'll remind you if you haven't heard of it. It was that we were on the road, it was one of my worst times,

we were on the road and a moose, I didn't even know what a moose was, it was a deer. So, a moose.

You said you saw a cat. A cat and then a rooster. You know?

No way.

I'm a narnia.

What a tiger. So we were coming and the deer obviously warn us. Literally, the deer was like this and we were in the car and we took it. Poor deer,

like boom, paz. And the car got out of control, man. And I remember when we opened our eyes, honestly, my ex-brother-in-law knew how to maneuver well, and everything, that we braked, the glass, like blood, you know? And I, we ran over a human, I mean, we ran over a living being.

Oh no, man.

Let's see. I feel like I would have laughed with you. I started laughing. And I was like... Imagine my sister...

Oh, boom, pa, pa, pa, the whole mess.

And of course, it sounds like a big body. Of course, a body. Boom, pa, pa, you know? And it passed over us. So, stop, for fuck's sake.

And I was looking like this, and I remember I saw blood on the glass, and a lot of little hairs. And what I said was... We just ran over someone. Very hairy.

I said very hairy because you could see the little hairs. And my sister said, no way, my sister-in-law is fine, and I don't know what. And I was like... I started laughing, man. And the woman said, shut up, man, shut up. And I couldn't stop. And I was like, no!

And my stomach was hurting. By the way, there were some people there. The police came really fast, to help us and all this mess. So, I was laughing,

laughing, my sister was really angry. Lupita, this is super dangerous, what's wrong with you? Everyone was like, no, yes, no, damn it. But it's very strange, I feel that people who have this way of reacting will understand us.

It's very strange because you know it's very serious, but you can't control it. I realized that my eyes were saying, I know it's super serious, but I can't stop laughing. I had stomach pain. So, man, you're really cops and everything, hey, are you okay? And I was like, dead laughing, until you know what?

No, I can't, I can't anymore. I turned around and saw the car and it gave me a laugh, so I was like, no, and then I turned around and saw the poor deer. And I was like, crying, and I was like, please, God. So I start to get on the road, but I was laughing, please, God! So I started to walk down the road but I was laughing at myself and I was like, get this shit off me!

I need to see what's going to happen I don't know and I started to walk and walk and the more I walked, the more I laughed thinking about myself So if I was driving

I see your car with this broken and a deer, all covered in blood, and I drive a few kilometers and I see a girl laughing, and I say, Oh, well, it's okay, I mean...

No, dude, I mean, you're crazy, what happened? Of course, no, I would say, now they had fun, they gave the deer. I don't know, for me it was like, dude, do you think I'm happy to run over a deer? How do you think? I was crying. There was a point where I started to hurt my head and my abdomen.

Because she was laughing and I couldn't breathe. I kept walking and walking. I remember a lady said, my girl, are you okay?

I turned and saw the lady and she had a big head. And I was like...

Every thing I saw was like...

Because she had a Chinese-style hair here and there, and I saw her with a triangle. I felt like my serotonin, my dopamine, was going to the limit. Everything I saw around me, I saw the lady and I was like... And the lady stopped and asked, Are you okay, girl?

And I was like... And the lady got confused and said, Oh, she's crying. Like she said, it's not laughter, it's crying. Don't cry, girl.

It's all good.

And I started laughing even more.

And I was like, please, stop. I mean, stop, dude. I remember I got to an ambulance and my sister was all stressed out because where the hell did she go? I grabbed Monter, you know? And following the ambulance, I was like, I'm fine, I'm fine.

They gave me a relaxant, they injected me a relaxant to calm me down. They said I could have... There's something that happens when you have extreme laughter, it happens with your lungs, a's like a collapse, a kind of a lump. So I was laughing and then I saw that the ambulance guys were coming down with boots.

I saw the ambulance and I was like, yeah.

And I was like, haha.

And I saw their boots and I was like, ahhh.

They couldn't give me details, I couldn't. But it was a lot of nervous laughter, they put a tranquilizer, and you know, like, shhh, you know, like, no, calm down, and the girl starts saying, no, this is because of nervousness,

look, it was the deer, and blah, blah, blah. We were like, blah, blah. We were like, wait, remember when I got there, you know what the situation was?

What?

The cops were fighting over who was taking the deer.

Oh, no, yeah.

To eat it. No, I have to take it.

No, you took the last one and we... Dude, we paid a ticket, and you realize that with the ticket, they have to answer the insurance for what happens on the road. responde el seguro de esto que pasa en la carretera y si nos respondieron se hicieron responsables y todo pero valiendo les madres de cuenta que para unos tamales no no chicos esperen se van a venir por ustedes porque el velo no

tengo que llevar pues dijeron no está enterito o sea me lo como y así peleando entre ellos y tu como que risa kilómetros allá mi hermana estresadísima

si de que te mamaste wey My sister was so stressed out. Who was it? Flor? Flor. She was like, You're so fucked up, why the fuck are you going that way? And I was like, I'm sorry.

It was my worst laugh attack. I don't think you told me this.

No?

You remember, right? No. Or I'm lost in hallucination, I don't think so. That's crazy. because it was something that marked my life. Not that it marked, but I remember that when I was with El Tranquilizante, I cried a lot for the deer.

Of course. I'm sorry.

You get what you... Yes, then they explained to us, the ones from Caminos, I don't remember what they called it, that no, don't worry, they go at high speed, I mean, don't think that he's a suicidal deer, you know? Like, he's not like,

I'm going to kill you, no way we would see him. Yeah, and there are areas where there's even like... Yeah, like signs. Signs, because there are areas with a lot of deer, I mean, it's going to happen at some point, unfortunately. And a lot of times they say it's better not to brake,

that if it appears like appears on the road, it's better to brake and go. I don't know, but that's not a bad thing. Because if you brake, you can get killed. We're not giving advice on these anecdotes. If you tell me that stupid balls came back for their change, we were girls, and we were like, what's this position?

Of course, you were trying to continue with your normal life. How sad, you know? But yes, we got home and we were like... We couldn't stop laughing.

It was scary.

It was that fear, and I felt a lot like... It was fear of the responsibility to say that we have to be healthy, both of us. I remember at school, and they always told us, and how ugly they teach us that, but it's always like, if they try to get you out of the car, give them the keys and go. My fear, not even that they would take him, was that if they come, what do I tell them, how is it? All those things that I started to imagine, like 17 scenarios, and I can swear that this situation lasted, I don't know, 15, 20 minutes,

but I feel like it lasted days, of all the scenarios that I thought, and like, in my head I had to make plans in case it happened, I had to have Viviana well too, and I was well, and you know, then when I got home, I couldn't control myself, I mean, and I feel like the same thing happened to her. Because that's what I felt. One day I'm going to ask her, and I think she knows

that we're going to stay here. For a coffee and 500 pesos, we want our change, that's for the gas. So it's horrible. It's very ugly. And it's worse because, as you say,

having it with her, we both looked like crazy people. But it's when people who don't have the same reaction, it even seems like you're making fun of them. Of course, man. And it made me mad to be laughing, seeing a deer there. I mean, for me it was like, stop, control yourself. And then a lady wants to help me and I make fun of her.

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no, no

are you sure?

no, dude, how?

I'm going to see if I leave it, I'm going to ask my dad first because I'm not going to embarrass him oh dude, and I laugh again of sadness, you know? Poor thing, she went down the slide.

What do you mean she went down the slide?

Dude, and the same thing happened to me with the details. You know, you see the details in that moment, and I don't know if your body itself says that it wants to get you out of that, that it finds things that make you laugh. I have no idea, dude. On Saturday and Sunday, my dad is always doing homework. He gets up at 6 in the morning and we have to carve the yard.

So, man, I don't know what my dad was doing in the yard, I was helping him. Let's say we were carving the car, right? I remember. And suddenly, my dad tells me, I think I told you, my dad tells me, I'm going to throw the trash away. I think it was the drain from the cistern. It wasn't a street drain, but it was ours.

And suddenly I'm carving and I hear...

And I'm like... It hits me again, because it hits me a lot.

And I'm going to die, you know? Because it gives me a lot of things. And I was like, what the fuck? And I heard like cement falling, dude. I explained myself, and I said, what the fuck?

And suddenly my dad goes, Sandra!

And I, dude, what? And I run, and obviously I find him on the bench in our house, dude, hanging from the tail.

Dude.

I mean, his body was down there. I only saw his head and an arm. Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me because I thought, he's going to go to the center of the earth.

I thought he was going to fall.

Next to the trash can.

And I... For me, my concept of the slippers is that you go to the center of the earth.

Of course.

I mean, there's no floor.

You don't know how you're going to look.

Dude, I see it, dude.

And his watch made me laugh a lot. I don't know why. He had those watches that measure your steps. I mean, like this. And I saw his little watch like this. You know, the thin ones. Thin and with his hands.

The one that he looks at you in the eye.

And his watch.

It's crazy how you see details, right?

I saw it and I started laughing. I started laughing because I was so scared. I thought, my dad is going to die. It was like, no dad is going to die. He left like this, like, no, dad, let go. And suddenly, my dad started yelling at me

from the back, because he was watching me laugh and my dad doesn't have that reaction. My aunt does, my aunt Ana. She also laughs in nervous situations. So my dad really thinks I'm making fun of him.

But for me it was like, I'm not going to see him again. So suddenly he says, Stop! And I was like, What do I do? And he said, Help me!

And I was like,

Dude!

Like the concept of a human. But my dad, for me, the concept of his head and an arm, I said, dude, no. I mean, I had no body.

But coming out of the ground, right?

Yeah, I had no body. So I realized that I started pulling him. There's no way I'm going to lift my dad, but he wanted a grip because he was holding on to the floor, to the cement of the bench, nothing more. So I kind of grabbed him and he started to leave. And it made me laugh a lot.

Like, at that moment, and I'm not saying it's making fun of the person, it's the detail that your mind grabs.

Exactly.

It made me laugh a lot, seeing my dad like, taking out a leg and stuff. I couldn't stop laughing, my dad was very upset with me. Because it seems disrespectful and it seems like... Like, I'm in this crisis. I'm in a situation and my dad comes out and I'm like... And he says, hold on, I fall to the floor and break my legs. My dad was explaining and I was like...

Because it's the same, it's like eyes of concern, but it doesn't connect your laughter and your body. Exactly, it doesn't connect. I feel like that's my worst time of that, because I had that laugh attack because I said, I'm not going to see him again, he's going to leave. He's going to leave through the hole.

And coincidentally, for example, with what you just said, I gave you another attack, that we were done. That we were done. My mind goes from zero to like, that's it. That's it! So he got really mad at me because, I don't know, it was like two hours and we were carving the patio. He was so pissed because he said,

what a dick, man.

And nothing happened to him?

No, nothing happened to him. He just scratched his arm.

He's so mad.

He scratched his arm from where, when he falls, I scratched his arm and it was where he grabbed himself or the other arm, but the point is that it was just scratched and I was putting ointment on him and he attacked me One of those that are serious, you're like...

You know?

So my dad got more angry because he said, you know? So we were there for an hour and a half, two hours in the yard carving and it happened to me, we were carving I was in the yard for an hour and a half, two hours, carving, and I was going through the same thing. And suddenly, I was spitting, I was laughing to see my dad with a broom, you know?

I don't know, he was hanging out with his bedside table.

Like the concept of seeing him carving, I don't know. I don't know. Sorry, things I remember. I don't know if that time, because I'm super sure I told you, but I think I told you that the problem with that slide was that it wasn't ours, it was the neighbor's. And my dad had already told them that the cement was broken. And they kept on telling them until it broke and my dad fell down the slide. So we all had to go and tell him that he was being a jerk.

And our biggest concern afterwards was that a child would fall, because I said, my dad, I can grab him. But imagine, a child falls.

Or you, you also fall.

Yes, I laugh down.

Do you think you're going to grab yourself like that?

Of course not.

Yes.

So, that was, I think what I told them was that fight with the neighbors, but this detail, no I'll tell you again and it gives me that laugh attack because I connect with the fact that I was very scared. Yes, of course. I mean, seeing someone who is going to go for a real dump,

you say, how worrying. And when we finished cleaning the patio, we talked about it and my dad kept explaining to me, daughter, I could break my legs. I said, dad, enough. I mean, right now, let's not talk about the cold. No, I mean... But it was that, and then my dad understood

that I had a laugh attack, dude. That it was more of a nervous attack.

That.

And I remember I was very scared. I mean, I said, dude, no, no, no. But I remember the little watch, you know? And the head and just an arm. And then after the broom, I was like...

With her lipstick on.

Yeah, oh no. But I feel like my worst time was when I said, She's gone. She's gone.

She's done for. So I'm going to have a blast.

Like, ahhh! But it's really weird when... I mean, the people who have that kind of reaction are like, they get a lot of attention. It's like, what's wrong with you? Of course. Dude, I remember a worse time. I've also had laugh attacks and stuff.

This is super fast, I've also had laugh attacks. I had a boyfriend who played basketball. The big guy here. So he would go to his games and whatever you wanted. And he was big and well-fed. In one of those, I was in the back. And I was like, how did you get so wet? His arm, my face.

The thing is, I was going to start the game. And it was, I don't know, Obregón against Hermosillo, if you want. Because it was an important game. So, suddenly, he was like this, big, whatever you want. And suddenly, hey, dude. And he passes the ball before entering. And suddenly, he throws it from there. He hit his face and it was a shot.

But he says, bro, are you going to score?

And I was like, what?

Dude, I started laughing and he was like, what? And he turned here and said, what's wrong? And I was like, no, I mean, I was there the whole game. So remembering it, and then every time I grabbed the ball, in my mind... I don't know if it was nerves or real laughter.

I think it's together, because you don't know how to react. Exactly, because I was like... So, they put the ball here, and when I saw it with the ball, I was like, they just hit you. And Lupita was like, enough, enough, enough. Get the the point.

And in a while, he told me to calm down or leave because he was distracting me a lot. I couldn't stop laughing. I was like, no, I'm going to leave because I can't take it anymore. So I was leaving, and one time, there's a... In basketball, there's a shot where you throw yourself from the chest.

I remember the sound of the ball, like... And you throw yourself from the belly, you know? And this guy does that, he throws himself from the belly,

but he hits the tube.

Oh, no! Poor guy, that was his worst game.

From the basket. He went more like this, with his belly, and he stops like this, because the guy was running well, and he stops with that mother, and I was like,

and he heard everything. And of course, the guy said, I don't want to be with you anymore if it's like this. And I said, are you going to cut me off? Because I don't have a back up plan. Are you going to cut me off for a few laughs? But I remembered the laugh. It wasn't the worst, it was the one that made me uncomfortable.

Poor thing.

Oh no.

But I remember one time we went to the other side. The other side, right? We went to the United States with a friend, her boyfriend, a boyfriend, in fact, he was her boyfriend, and me. We were like, let's go, and I don't know what, you can do whatever you want.

Suddenly, my friend and this guy, and the guy I had, they start fighting horribly, but super ugly. It was uncomfortable. No, man, it was super uncomfortable. So, I told my boyfriend, and I told him,

no man, we have to leave them. So they start to go up, we were in a mall, and they start to go up like in a tone. And I was like,

hey, the police is coming, the police is coming,

and they're going to beat them up.

No, man, shut up,

don't talk shit,

you fucking guy. I was like, what the fuck? And then my friend started crying, so I went to my friend. Obviously, I was like, calm down, it's nothing, and I don't know what. So my boyfriend at that moment said, no, wait, I'm going with this guy. And I was like, friend, and them, right? And suddenly, I was like,

consoling her and everything, and I turn around, and I don't see this guy, I mean, I don't see my friend. And I was like, what's up? Where are you? And he opened my bag and everything, and I don't have my cell phone. And I was like, fuck, and I, dude, do you have your cell phone? No, I don't have it, and the mother, don't think they left us there in the mall.

I mean, not that they left us, what happened was that, this guy, this guy started having asthma attacks on his own. So, because of the drama and whatever, he started having asthma attacks. And there were police officers in the mall, and they moved him. They said, no, no, we have to take him, he's drowning. So, my ex didn't have a chance to... To come back. To come back, to let us know, because they were a little far away.

They went up to the... to the... They go up to Patulla to take him to a hospital and they'll give him first aid. We stayed there in the mall and it was already late. And suddenly, it was going to be weird. No cell phone.

I told him to keep the cell phone, but my ex-boyfriend had it in his pants. And my friend didn't have her purse. And suddenly, it was weird in the mall. And we were on the street. And we said, I don't know if

you know where the mall is in the US and then they're like, shooom and we were like, oh well let's walk around here no, I mean, how do you think? We don't even know where to walk and we were like

no, we were like, let's wait here and my friend was like, damn I mean, a thousand things. No, because I feel like you can tell it now as if you were in a hospital, but at that moment, they left us. No, of course, and I was like,

I don't have a boyfriend anymore, I mean, really, at that moment, bye. But what happened is that they didn't let my ex go out because there had to be a manager. and I had a really bad attack, and my ex was there, so I left the light on, and they closed the mall at 10 at night, the intercom was at 9 at night,

and they closed at 10 at night, it was 12 at night and we were still there. And I didn't have my cell phone, I was hungry, and it started to get really cold. And I feel like at the same time, you were overthinking your relationship. 100%

I started crying, like, he doesn't love me! What did I do to him? The fight was them! Exactly! And I was like, no, that's weird. And I was like, you know what? We have to find a store that's open to get in because it's getting cold and we started walking around. And I turned around and saw the car parked.

And I was like, how? Because of course, they left in the patrol car. So I go and try to open the car, and I was like, no way, what's up with this? And my friend was like, no, no way.

Weeeew!

The police arrived.

No way!

It was like the police that were guarding there, No way! I'm like, what? And I start laughing. And I get nervous because you're not from there, so it's also your visa, where are you from? And I brought my visa in the case of the cell phone, you know? And the passport I didn't bring it because I was afraid to bring it from the hotel, I don't know what. And of course, we were forcibly driving the car, because of the cold, we decided to go in and sleep here. And we were like, ui, the police, like, two of them come down, like, let's see, and they're very powerful, like, no, well, identification. And I was like, I don't have identification in my bag, wey, how bad,co credential, I don't remember, something like that. No, I just bring this and I don't know what.

She said, no, my bag is in here and blah blah. And that the guys don't believe you. I mean, how are you going to prove that it's your car? And why don't you have identification at this moment that I'm asking you? Me. And I was like, no, it's just that our boyfriends... And we started talking and I was like, no, turn around. And they were like, what?

And I was like, how?

And they were like, no, how are you going to turn around? And I was like, stop.

Stop. They don't have ID's, I can't know if you have permission to be here in the US. And they also wanted to open a car. And I was like, no, no, no. And the car had US license plates because we rented it there. I mean, we wanted to rent it. I don't remember why it had those plates.

Oh, yes, yes, because in Nogales we left the car there and we got in a car. To drive comfortably and we were like, no way. And they were like, of course, they're Mexican, they brought a car with US plates, they checked the plates and saw that it was a rental car, so one of the police officers was like,

rental car, okay, and they rented it on the border, they investigate everything super fast, and they were like, don't move from here, please. super rápido y que no se mueran de aquí por favor. Y de que nos tienen ahí así, paraditas así, un chorro de tiempo, wey. Te juro, yo creo como, yo creo que nos tienen como una hora. Y ellos así, que no, que sí, que no sé qué, un chorro.

Y nosotros de que, OK, señorita, si gustan subirse al carro por el frío y todo, después de una hora parada nos meten al carro y ahí estamos. de la policia, güey. Y mi amiga y yo así, yo de que... Mi amiga de que llore y llore, es que es un pendejo y que no sé qué, y yo... Güey, me van a quitar la visa. O sea... Ya me voy a la cárcel.

¿Cómo crees, güey? Voy a pisar la cárcel. Voy a tener antecedentes aquí en Estados Unidos. Por tu culpa, güey. Por pinche loca And then we saw my ex come. And I remember when I saw him come, I was very emotional. I got emotional. I saw that he got out of a taxi and came running like a sportsman. And I was like, he really loves me.

I swear, I felt like my life turned upside down. He's my boyfriend, yes, I don't know what. And he came and I was like, what happened? And I don't know what. And he was like, what happened? And I don't know what. And he was explaining to the police, don't come near me. And he gave the explanations.

But it was like four hours of being in the middle of nowhere, with cold, the police arrive, you don't have an ID. I don't know, I feel like, for me it was like, how hard, how difficult,

my day, I'm going to be in my bed. What did you do? I want to be in my little house. So, I don't want to be there anymore. Why did you go? Why did you hang out with them?

Of course, of course.

And my ex told us everything.

No, she's in the hospital, she had an asthma attack, I don't know. And he was okay? Yes, yes, yes. It took a long time leave him with my ex. I love you. And he was like, sorry.

He was like, sorry, you little bitch.

And you?

And I was like...

No, for him it was like, sorry. I feel like at that moment he was nervous. He was like, I need to help him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, no, you have to come with us, you have to come,

and so on, and he says, ok, like he said, ok, it's going to be quick. They check him up here, but no, man, the guy dying, and yes, that's why, until they stabilized him and everything, he could go.

Oh no, man, no. hospital, be there, talk to your parents, so that it was, you know, like all that dynamic of... Yes, that day that feels so long. Dude, no, and I hate having a bad time.

I know I want to have fun.

Oh no, I feel like if we had been together, we would have had a laugh attack. Yes, yes, to me, to me... My, I mean... It's just that May comes in boots and stuff. I was like, oh, there's a boot coming. I was like, oh, there's a boot coming. My friend was in shock. I was laughing, but then I wanted to cry.

I was laughing, but then I wanted to cry. I was laughing, but then I wanted to cry. But the police were really nice. I feel like if they really wanted to steal the car, I feel like if they really wanted to steal the car, I feel like if they really wanted to In the end, imagine how many people don't arrive and lie to you, that I swear I was here buying a hamburger, you know?

Yes, because I would tell them, no, well, mark where they rented it, and ask the name of the person who rented it, it was my boyfriend, his name is so-and-so, and I remember he told me,

you're not going to tell me what to do. And I was like,

that's it. I was like, well, I'll sit here or... no más decir que hacer y yo... y yo de que?

recargado

recargado así, pero decía güey así lo puedes averiguar rápido, te doy el nombre de la persona que lo rentó o sea, sabes? y de que yo? es que creo que también lo preocupante es que no tenían ni una identificación era como de que...

sí, como que lo del carro lo averiguamos rápido, pero why are you here without an ID? That's the worst thing you can do in the US. Well, anywhere I think.

But I was like, ok. But I remember that he was like, shh, shh. And I was like, no, don't talk!

Ok.

No, dude, no. I mean, I told him to stop.

And my friend was crying. I love you! And I was like, dude, you have a problem with your boyfriend right now and I understand why he left. I don't. I was very happy in my relationship, you know? And they left me here.

And apparently he didn't love me either.

No!

I mean, you know, I was like, dude. I didn't know what to think. I mean, and I was just talking and like, shh, hey. Hey. I was in the car and I realized, hey, hey, hey, calm down, as if you were going wey. Mi peor ver con policías de Estados Unidos, wey. No, no, no. Dije yo, en los de México me los cotorreo, hay conversación.

No, wey.

Dije, ¡eh!

No, y aparte, siento que algo que jamás uno deja de sentir cuando estás en un país que no es tuyo es ese ligero miedo como de, no soy de aquí, wey. You know? So it's like, what's going to happen? You don't know any process. So it's scary. Of course. And then they told me, they told me something like, no, no, it's very simple.

At this moment we take them to I don't know where. We return them. That they literally return me, maybe to Reynosa, to Sonora, anywhere, to Tijuana, wherever. We return them. And that's what they told me. por cualquier lugar, por Tijuana, por donde quiera. Las regresamos y que fue lo que me decía,

que me quedaba yo así como que, no, de verdad. Así que, así que me decía, como de que, y ya vas a tener registro aquí. Así como de que te ponen tus huellas y ya vas a tener registro aquí. O sea, ya te vamos a estar checando.

Porque en ese tiempo, recuerda, se usaba mucho that girls would use drugs in the US. So, girls that you saw at the university or whatever, I have a thousand followers that have sent me their stories of how they saw girls in their cars, so they saw two girls, like, dumbasses, and they were suspicious of everything,

like, don't touch, don't touch, hands!

And I was like, really? touch me! My hands! And I was like, really?

And when my boyfriend came, he told me to tell him everything, show him my ID, what happened, and I was like, oh, yeah, how can we help you? And he was like, what are you going to help me with? Get out of here, you bitch! And I was like, no, no, don't worry.

No, thank you, we're, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 100% Married but in emergencies You know what I just remembered? From a worst time that was recently And I told you in my live stream That I was in underwear and I was seen Who?

A man!

Who? Where?

In my house Why?

Because I'm stupid!

No, but you're in your house!

Yes, but you forget that it's an apartment And there are people in front and you, and there are people next to you.

Of course.

Look, I'm going to try to connect with how it went well, because I'm very embarrassed. I'm very embarrassed. But it's my worst time, because no one has ever seen me in underwear.

Oh, God.

I have it like this. When Dolly just arrived, well Dolly rarely left the closet, remember? Yes So when she was outside, I took the opportunity to caress her, so that she could relate that being outside was a good time So, this is how it is, my bathroom is here, the closet, and I can see where I put on my makeup If you watch my videos, you can see it directly, if I have the door open, you can see the bathroom closet So, where my desk is, where I do my makeup, I have a chair I'm undressing to go take a shower in the bathroom

And I just lift my face and I see that Dolly is in the chair So I said, no way, she left the closet Ok? And I was like, what? She left the closet? So, in my underwear, I go with Dolly because I'm going to pet her. I still take a picture of her.

Oh, sorry.

I still take a picture of her. I do this in my underwear. So, she realizes that obviously there are some homeless people in front of my house, you know? But, unfortunately, I have made a lot of relationships with the homeless people who are up there,

there is no one there. So I always say that it doesn't matter, no one is going to see me in my underwear there. The apartment that is downstairs, always has the curtains down. So I've already thought that I can be at home doing whatever I want and no one is going to see me. And you with the window open.

Of course!

Everything open. I'm like, in my underwear, caressing Adol and taking pictures, and all that. And then, all of a sudden, I look up and Lupita, Arturo, and I live in the same area. I look up and there's a guy renting apartments in Arturo's apartment.

How?

Talking on the phone, literally, looking at my house. Like, I'm not saying he was looking at me. In Arturo. ¿Cómo? Hablando por teléfono literal, viéndose a mi casa. No, que... Así. No estoy diciendo que me estaba viendo a mí. ¿En el depa de Arturo? No, no, no.

O sea, en el edificio de Arturo, este señor se dedica a rentar departamentos.

Ah, claro, claro.

O sea, de tan cerca que ubicaste al señor. I was looking at my house, maybe with my eyes closed. But at that moment you say, I'm standing here, modeling in underwear. Taking pictures of your nose. I threw myself to the floor, I said, I'm going to throw up. And I was like, and I'm an idiot, I forgot that my desk

is not covered, it's two legs and so on. And the window is up and the window is down. And I throw myself and I look like I'm in my underwear.

Of course!

And I was like, what the hell? I think that this guy, they told him there's an empty apartment and he said, I'm going to see if he can rent it. I don't know, and he's talking on the phone. I looked at him and I was like, what do I do?

Because in my head I said, I already called the attention that a body looks like this, you know, fast. I said, if I get up, maybe he's like, are you okay? I mean, something happened, I don't know. And I said, but I can't stay here either, because what the fuck, I can't sleep here, you know? So I was literally sending audios in my broadcast group that, no way, there's a man man in front of me and I call Arturo and we're going to say that this man's name is... Joaquin I say, Arturo, Joaquin is here in front of my house and Arturo, like, what?

What? Joaquin! And I, Arturo, he's in the apartment in front of me, I'm lying on the floor in my underwear and Arturo says, but he has nothing to do with looking at your house. He was the one who helped me reason that he could be literally talking on the phone looking the other way and you swear it's your house. And he told me, Arturo, get up and walk. Like this, like normal.

And I was like, no Arturo, because he's a man I see very often, you know? He's always in Arturo's house, in Arturo's warehouses, you know? In the building. de paz de Arturo, sabes? En el edificio. Entonces hay veces donde lo veo y él está, no sé, haciendo cosas en recepción y yo, hola Joaquín. Y yo, güey, no por favor, no por favor. ¿Qué hiciste? Güey, pues dije yo... ¿De que mi primo me saca el calzón? Ay, ay, porque lo traía bien feo, no. Empiezo yo's what I'm most ashamed of. I was slipping in my underwear and the man was like,

what are you doing, ma'am? So Arturo told me, you have nothing around you. And I was like, I have absolutely nothing. So there you have me, stretching my hand like this, to the farthest, to reach a blanket. You've seen it, a rose that I have in my bed.

Orange, sorry. I pulled her, I wrapped myself and I ran to the bathroom. Oh, how cute! And Arturo told me, do you agree that that's what draws more attention?

Of course.

I mean, I was trying to slip and shit and after I reasoned it out, I said, wait, he could have seen my house and seen me lying on the floor through the office. Yes, of course, all the time. Instead of saying, oh, no, and también siento que cualquier persona en su sano juicio, verdad, la verdad a mí me cae muy bien el señorito, o sea, todo bien.

Siento que cualquier persona que estás así, bla, bla, y ves que alguien está en su tiempo personal, pues te volteas, d say, dude, it's someone's living room, right? But I don't know why I swore he was going to be like this, that he was doing this, he was a chacho. But why did he crouch?

What happened?

Now, go!

Nothing happened.

Pretty thong, eh?

No, no, no, dude, no. I was very embarrassed, so I put on my pants again because I wanted to be like... I don't know why I did all this acting, I could have gone to the bathroom I put my pants back on and I start walking to my desk where I put my makeup I pretended to be tidying up so he would say, she was tidying up all the time I was like, I didn't see right, she was wearing clothes all the time I was in the house, she never threw herself, she tidied up

I see that she's cleaning up. She's cleaning, she's re-accommodating. Ah, something fell. And suddenly I felt really stupid because I'm still in this performance like this and suddenly I look up and the room is empty.

No way, dude.

And you, what?

And without looking back.

Yes, never. Because I said he's going to stay there on the phone, and I'm going to be like this, and he's going to say, I'm the asshole, Joaquin.

No, I mean...

Uh-huh. Oh no, man. I mean, really, my worst B is because he was a known man, but I'm telling you, a confidence. No, no, no, a laugh. Like, oh Joaquin!

Yeah, yeah.

You're wearing pants!

And I also remember that thing with Arturo, that Joaquin is at your house, and I'm like, no, he's in the front of the warehouse. And he said, but why is he going to see you in pants? And I'm like, because the windows are open. I don't have pants, you know? Like that? No, no, no. So now every time I see him I'm like,

Hi Joaquin!

But I'm like,

Is it him?

Hi, how are you?

No, no, no.

He's very respectful and everything, but I'm like,

Do you think he saw me?

Probably yes. Of course. Because I did more than I had to do. I feel like in this situation, I don't know if it was a boxer or shorts, like, X.

You know what bothers me the most? That you were wearing these pants that were the color of your skin.

Aha!

You know? Yes, nude.

Literally nude.

So, he said,

Anda bichi.

Of course.

Of course.

It wasn't like he was wearing a pink pantyhose!

No, no, nude. He said, ay, anda desnuda.

If he saw you, he said that. He's the one who's naked at home. Everything's fine. And I'm telling you, it's not like he said, ay, I'm watching Para Casa Ajena, I'm turning around. But I made a story of like 20 minutes, when he probably said,

Oh, I'm turning around now. You know? I swore he was standing there all the time watching my house. And I'm still going to say, like I'm picking up,

so he says, Oh, well, I'm tired.

Oh, well, yes, X, no man.

My worst kiss. I mean, my worst kiss, me I was walking around naked, and I threw myself naked on the desk. I hated it. And pulling the blanket, going around in your pants. And I still stand there taking a picture of the sadoli.

It's so beautiful!

Don't be shy!

I hate it!

I feel like I could have told you about it in a shy way, but it didn't happen. But it was my worst time.

Of course.

And because I have to keep seeing Mr. Joaquin.

Of course. I was a stranger, who knows.

I went to see the apartment. I saw him and I was like,

Joaquin!

No, I hated him.

Me too, I loved him.

Greetings, Joaquin, we love you. I hope he rented it. I remember, dude. Oh no. It's ok. I realized that when, I don't know, when people started to use this of going to take pictures with your friends. So my sister and I said,

no, we have to take pictures. But it was like, I started going out to take pictures, literally. So, we arrived, we were all over the place. And suddenly, I don't know if literal. Entonces, llegamos así, andamos tomándonos como que por todos lados y de repente, güey, no sé si, no sé si ubicas tú fotos así de que en un, yo les digo yunque.

Sí. Así estas de piezas de carros y cosas así, que hay abstracto, ¿sabes? De que tú vestía bien pero en un yunque, así de que, cosas así, ¿ok? We got to a junkyard, and my sister said, we have to ask if they'll let us in. And I was like, no, X20, you're alone. And she said, no, we have to ask. And literally some dogs came out,

and I was like, oh, I'm asking, is there anyone? I screamed, no one came out, you know? My sister said, who's here, because literally where we are, there's the fence, I literally took off the chain and we went in.

I mean, you go down the street like that.

You mean, like, trespassing?

Yes, no, of course, me. Like, look, here it looks like a junkyard, stop. No, but Lupita, it's private property, I mean. Oh no, but we're going to get in to take some pictures, it's fine. I took off the chain, it was rusty, it was open. I said, you go in, my sister. I think we need to ask for permission.

And I was like, no, it's fine. And we were taking pictures, I was in a coffin. It was like, what the hell? I was in a coffin, on top of a chest. I was like, oh no! I know Mucho miedo tenía así que no te estás mamando que no sé que y de repente nosotros estamos en pleno cotorreo así y de repente se escucha way de que como una cadena le pegan un tambo así que

La letra no mames no mames que está pasando y entre carros y desmadre

We put no no no veíamos yo agarré mi hermano así que no voy y nos agachamos así en el carro And between cars and chaos, we couldn't see. I grabbed my sister and said, no, we crouched in the car.

What the hell did he do? He was a man, man. No way, fat. But I remember he was very ugly, very ugly, that he wasn't seeing his mental abilities, you know? And I was like, oh, come on.

And he grabbed the chain and I was like, ta, ta. And I said, we're going to die here, you know? And I said, no way. And the man, you know, he starts grabbing the chain like this, the same one I took off, like this, look.

Oh, wow!

He said, they got into a fight. And the man was taking care of it. So, like, what did I tell you? And I was like, no, no, we're going to go out in secret. So I don't know what. We were leaving like this. We were hidden like this in a car, all messy.

And the man was like, paf, he hit the car. And we were like, sorry, sorry, sorry. And the man was like, are you my girlfriend? And I was like, yes. And my sister was dice, no. Y yo, ¿son mis novias? Y yo, sí.

Lo que tú quieras. Y mi hermana dice, no, güey, no. Y yo, sí. Y voy a ir por pan. Ah, ¿vas por pan? Y yo, sí, voy a ir por pan. ¿Y me vas a traer conchas?

Y yo, ajá. Y mi hermana dice, ajá, ajá. and I was like... And my sister was like... But imagine, he was like with a chain like this... Like this, and he was full of oil from the car, you know? He was working there, I don't know, but when he said, they're my girlfriends, I said, no, it's fine, you know? And I was like, yes.

And you're going to bring me conchas? And I was like, yes.

And I started walking and I was like... Sí. Y empecé a caminar y de que... ¡Aaah! Empezó a llorar como bebé, güey.

De que ¡Aaah!

Así yo... Entonces de que salimos de la nana corriendo y así, de que con un chorro de miedo. Y él de que ¡Aaah!

Y yo que me di un chorro de lástima, güey. Y luego mi hermana... I have to get a bakery to bring her conchas. And my sister was like, no! Poor thing, she's crying. My sister, there's no way we can go back. Get in the car and let's go. No, no, please, I told her to bring the conchas, even if we leave them here.

We went to the bakery, we brought her conchas, donuts, and so on. And we were like, hello, I'm going out like, Are you my girlfriend? And I was like, Girlfriend? Girlfriend? And I leave you your shells. Thank you! And when he came, we left.

In the end, he wasn't going to do anything to us. But he was armed for me. Yes, of course, and apart from that, metal with metal is one of the worst sounds. No, man! And I remember the sun, the hot skies, and the guy with the chain like this,

Sanfita, don't you trust me? And he would put the chain here, like, Sanfita, don't you trust me? My sister had a thousand nightmares. My sister was like, no, I can't sleep, I see the Lord of the Brides, and I don't know what. No, and it also turned out well because we are going to put it as a different situation and it will catch them. You know? different Look at it. Yeah, I

Get it See I know but okay when I'm not gonna give her a Super easy little funny stuff because I think I'll delete a siento que como el trabajaba y si le metieron un susto también Si me explico también fue de que alguien se metió a robar Si claro wey pues pues tú y él salió porque cuida el lugar o sea I mean, I was there and they did scare him. Can you explain? It was also because someone tried to steal. Yes, of course.

And he left because he was taking care of the place. Obviously, when he saw us, if I'm honest, he changed his posture. He was like, oh, it's two girls. He didn't leave like, what? No, no, no. He even asked if they were his girlfriends.

And your friends. Yes, friends. And we'll see you there. But girls, don't go to any place without authorization. Because here they wanted sweet bread, and then they went to Girata.

100%.

But I feel like those are our... Our worst times? Possibly there are more. No, no, no, it's called... Yes, my worst time. My worst time. My worst time.

And I don't know, it's called...

Do you have a worst kiss with the hallucinations?

With them?

I mean, in the moment of hallucination, in this moment of hallucination, in this hallucination environment. I think it was when you had the anxiety attack, right? That we were just starting. Yes, that's my worst tetric kiss. But let's see, if it was like a joke, that dude, my worst kiss? I feel like at some point I said something that I shouldn't have, that always happens to me, 100%.

I had to tell someone. Someone will say, you told me you were my aunt, or I don't know. But I don't remember.

You?

I think my worst kiss was... What was it? The hallucination world was so beautiful! I think my worst time was when they exaggerated me. They made me change my behavior, I doubted myself. I'm so deep here!

I remember I questioned a lot of things. What the fuck? What the fuck? But as a kid, I think my worst time was when you forgot your work visa.

Oh no. No, man.

No.

I said, the kid is done. The United States is done.

I saw that everything was like that. I have a question, because I know you when things go wrong at work, you know? But I feel like we've never had a topic where you risk it to such a level, and I haven't. You know? Where we all get into trouble. What would you have done? What if they told you, the date is already over? Well, I would have told you, the witch was right.

No, but what would have happened? You get mad. I always try to solve things. I'm not ashamed to ask for a break. I'm very verbal since college. I would have said that. If someone says no,

that you tell them, Gabby, send it to me, and it didn't arrive, we'll put another appointment, and it'll be until this I would have said, no, let's move the dates. I wouldn't have gotten mad, because I know you wouldn't have done it like...

Yes, like, you don't have to go!

Yes, it wasn't my intention. Exactly, man. If I had said like, haha, like, ah, fuck, no way! I mean, if I had... I would have said, hey, you're talking too much. But no, no, by accident or something like that, never. I feel like the work environment is very calm. A mistake like that would have been a mistake for many people.

So at that moment I would say, they're going to kill me. They're going to take me to a field and they're going to kill me. Of course, and everyone with their visas, the whole team. While the girl was telling us no and no, I was like, they're going to kill me.

I mean, that's going to happen.

Of course. Of course. I think that was because I felt that we were going to have to move a lot of things. So I feel like that was it. ¿Cuántas veces oigan? Como ven, cuéntenos su peor vez. Sí, pónganlos ahí en comentarios, nos encanta ver, chamacos. Para que vean que somos humanas. ¡Ay, que nos equivocamos! ¿Cómo te vas a cerrar eso?

Sí, que nosotros medio capítulo de nuestros ataques de risa. ¿Sabes de qué nefastas? Que se llame ataques de risa. But I feel like those are the ones we remember. I also feel like there will be a second version of this. Yes, especially of things we experience. Of our worst times, 100%. I would say my worst kiss, the one on Fredo's birthday.

My worst kiss. Yes, I would say my worst kiss too, my first kiss. My worst kiss.

I felt a lion.

Yes, I also felt a lion the first time, I think I didn't like it because there was a lot of drool

and I was like... Yes, yes So there are many worse times, guys, that we will still talk about it We love you so much!

Oh, sorry! But, everything is fine! Yes, yes, yes, even if it's the worst time of your life, everything will be fine Because remember, it's okay to be bad Y si, si, así sean, peores veces en tu vida, todo va a estar bien. Porque recuerda, ¿está bien? Estar mal.

Eso.

¿Sabes de cómo que este episodio es la moraleja? De estar bien, estar mal.

Claro.

No.

No. ¿Está bien estar mal?

Está bien estar mal.

Está bien estar mal. Claro. Está bien estar mal, pequeñinas. Está bien estar... I was like, I'm so dumb. But no, guys. And I feel like also, something that helps me a lot when things are going wrong, because I tell you, I go from 0 to 100. It's not that it's an exaggeration,

it's not that it's a must, that I want to be the victim. No, it's just that my head does that kind of thing. And it's ugly to be thinking all the time that everyone is going to kill me on the field because I forgot my role, right? But something that helps me a lot is that I'm going to be able to solve everything unless I die. Of course. So it's going to happen. It's going to happen. It's just that at that moment you're like...

Of course, everything has a solution except death. If you get in a situation like that, you have to go fuck yourself. Also try not to get into trouble. Of course, don't get into trouble But it's ok to be bad, nothing happens We all have worse times, analyze them and talk about them here in the comments We will be reading them and sharing the photo of your credit card

Or no, what do you do? We say that we are going to start sharing your photo and her worst time on Instagram. Me?

Mike?

Oh yeah! I feel like we should start doing that too. And we'll put them in the stories. And I feel like that also works for us, in case at some point a topic comes up and we remember, like, hey, do you remember when... This girl...

We should start doing that dynamic.

I loved it. I loved it. Yeah, I love it.