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MY HEART HURTS | Dispatch (Episode 5 + 6)

MY HEART HURTS | Dispatch (Episode 5 + 6)

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Every time I look at him busy go What you mean date Let me get you a jump rope since you jump into conclusions. Oh in episode. Oh

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my I

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said bah bah bah

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Something's gonna get you there and welcome back to back to Was I getting rewinded? was that back to dispatch I'm on time today episode 5 episode 6 and it's 12 o'clock exactly problem is I already know this junk bout to take like 12 hours to get to YouTube and probably still not gonna be going up today but it's all good if you missed the last

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episode go check that out first we was making plays that's all I gotta say except for one there's one thing I really regret last episode when I let the timer run out and then the game auto booted sonar most critical I would file a report the game clearly has anti-bias against you episode 5 team-building it is the intent of the company to maintain a workplace that is free of drugs and alcohol It's like a sonar was talking about doing cocaine yesterday I do not follow these rules and a discouraged drug and alcohol abuse by its employees. Yeah, I episode 5 we're going in

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Hey back

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We back boys.

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Gotta do some training. Yeah, been a little while I've been at the desk.

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Wait, what?

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That's everybody all clear

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Back a man it's not worth it Wait, oh this they showing us something that already happened

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Yeah, this is what I need to do. Dang! Okay.

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Oh, you know this is not gonna go right.

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Damage is done.

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All I want is a conversation.

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Freaking flambé ain't it?

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No need to do anymore.

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I don't know what's going on. Clearly my junk is on

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hey

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you gonna fly right into the. You're trash.

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Hey! High key I didn't...

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Gotta get your weight up, Rob! Keep it up. Last thing. I don't know if anybody else when they work out. This is like so nerdy, bro. Sometimes when I like got the bar like this and I'm like trying to get one more bro. I'll be thinking about Goku, bro Like every time with like an enemy will like throw one of them freaking huge blast and then Goku's just always under it Dude, I'm like

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That's how I always get my last rep You need some help That's how I always get my last rep. from a walking fireball it's a reality check no means need babysitters so you

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don't hurt yourself thinking you're a hero man I am so strong thank you for

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being my babysitter I will be more careful next time

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cough wait that was genuine yeah No more hero stuff without supervision.

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Bruh.

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You can't get injured. Get your freaking-

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We need you behind that desk to help real heroes.

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Actually, speaking of injuries, remind me, who burned off your eyebrows again?

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Got him.

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I assume it happens all the time, given your, you know, your fire shit, so.

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I got into a fight with an actual, actual hero and I assure you he's regretting his decision to tangle with me

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I imagine he's regretting a lot of his decisions

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That's right and you it's time for you to accept that you don't got it anymore and pretending you still do is bombing people the f*** out

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5:44

Now get your flat off my bench

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Wait, so you was checking on my butt

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this bad a Whatup be

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Dispatch episode 5 we in live a hit me one more stop stop stop Corey Come in here with that trash can't start the episode with that. All right, you ever noticed the torrents vibe is like

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Rancid between the dead fish in the harbor and the giant refinery. I can't tell who's to blame dang. That's some nasty

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Man, I love the smell of the refinery. I hate the smell of gasoline. I love the smell of gasoline

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All right, everybody

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Respectfully shut the fuck up in your cereal

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Let's do this Now that's some nasty s***. Ugh.

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Let's do this. Alright.

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Let's get it! Our total school needs judges for our annual talent show. Do it for the kids.

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Send someone magnetic full of personality. That's Prism. Prism, you got that.

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On my way!

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Come on. Also, you guys were telling me about, like, the synergy combinations and stuff.

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Mr. Vanderstank has requested a rescue. Van Gogh workers are trapped after a tunnel collapse at the new station. Get them out safely and discreetly.

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Cool.

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Golem, you get in there. Y'all two got that. Oh, he feels the blinks.

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Prism, how'd you do? How'd you do, Prism?

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You had that 72?

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Hey, we can't be starting off that low. Solid.

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But good job, good job, girl. What's happening here?

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Squeeze through, clear plan.

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Think you can squeeze through there?

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Robert, I don't think.

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I know.

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Hey, golem, golem, you finally did something good.

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What's going on?

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We have a crisis.

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The parents started fighting over the results and then the kids joined in too.

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Grade A parenting.

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Non-violently, dang. They going in with this music. I'm gonna send Flambé as well. I know it says non violently, but he has a lot of charisma. So hopefully they listen. Something interesting happened in a middle school talent show. Send an alien like hero to speak. Okay, that's phenomena

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man, right? phenomena man handle that. I remember my first talent show, I got second place. Got my ass beat by Lizzy Galupo.

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Who?

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Second place, impossible. The show must have been rigged.

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I got her back though. I shot a laser beam and burned all that hair off.

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8:35

So, I guess you're the real winner then?

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Sure am, inspired my first single too. Girl, your hair's on fire.

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Sounds like a real bop.

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Never say bop again.

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Shut up, bop. Okay, how'd y'all do over here with the talent show? I mean, coming up, 80, 98? Bro, the dyslexia is kicking in, bro. There we go.

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Can I go home now?

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Yeah, good job, good job.

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Don't let me burn. Yeah, good job. Good job. I Dear Jersey, yes that dear Jersey. Oh

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Help dealing with a stalker. Okay outsmart prism. I'm starting to like her more and more, bro I got a coupon for a free mani at Denise's but fair warning your own training is a snitch

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So don't tell her nothing cool. Go ahead do hero training

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Handle that.

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What's going on? Trent Middle School is hosting an anti-bullying seminar and it would mean a lot if a hero could come talk to the students.

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Phenomenal.

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And their parents.

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Phenomenal.

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We'll comply.

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Then punch up.

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Couple? You aren't my typical romantic companion, Punch-up. Ha ha ha ha. Oh. charger not on me why my apartment was without power this morning and my tablet is dead oh and you're in the middle of that book and everything aren't you

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faint of the Sun lands was about to confess her feelings to the Prince of

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darkness it is imperative I know how he responds dude she is so funny

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Diedre is the only victim of his let's delete all the files on his laptop. All right Let me lock it up too and the backups too

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Let me help out a little bit Right right left, okay Right, oh shoot

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Wait, what?

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Am I tripping? Okay, so we got a virus up left down right left

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He's using protection. AGH!

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Not that kind, you freakin' troglodyte!

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Oh, shoot.

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What's the key? What's the key? Left, left, right, right.

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WHAAAAT?!

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Come on, focus.

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It was right, right, left, left.

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Oh.

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I was clutch bro.

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I don't know what my brain was doing.

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And the backups?

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Oh my goodness.

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Yes, Jesus.

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I deleted it all from the cloud.

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Could be sent on a call that fails. She will reattempt it what but this is like in double insurance

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cool the set needs a background actor for an upcoming scene the last one stormed off in a

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hurry give this performance your all i'm assuming that means vigor go Golem get in there. I'm your guy. Got the anti-bullying seminar go?

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Hey, I've been flooded with calls about sewage in a couple neighborhoods. Which should we hit first?

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Stop! Stop!

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Woohoo! I mean that could have gone a lot worse.

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Agreed.

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Agreed, Robbie. What's going on here?

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The smell is unbearable. This should have been dealt with yesterday before it even got this bad. Is there someone else I can speak to? Perhaps your manager?

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Okay, hold up.

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I take the kids to the beach and what do I have to deal with, huh? Shit, there's poop all over the beach. The sewage is spilling out into the water.

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Venture into the sewers, repair the broken pipe. Repair, I think that means smart, right? Withstand, that's vigor. Phenomaman, I need you to lock in on this, all right? This is for the entire team.

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You know, it feels like Phenomaman

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I am often bullied for my exquisite hair and beautiful masculine frame. That doesn't sound like bullying. On my home planet my form is reviled. How is performance speaking? Oh I guess. Disgusting. Oh come on you look great. Robert is bullying me please ask him to stop. I got thrown

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off by performance. The word performance messed me up but it him to stop. I got thrown off by performance the word performance messed me up But it's all good. I literally hate failing jobs in this game, dude Wait what?

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We lose focus we die understood

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Damn it. I think we made it worse.

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Wait, what? Phenomenal Man didn't go?

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I did not know so much pain could be felt on the inside.

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My outside was always so strong.

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Dude, this guy sucks, man.

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He didn't go on that job. That's why it failed. He didn't go.

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I am in need of a very specific type of hero for my upcoming project.

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Artists desire someone with an air of mystery and intellect, since someone unassumingly strong.

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A mysterious fire has broken out at the refinery. We've got it under control, but we can't investigate the cause with all these dangerous fumes.

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Flambe. I would never blow up a refinery, okay?

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They smell like shit.

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Someone's pushing on my boys' explosion territory.

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Sometimes reaching, wait, what? I didn't even read that because I was trying to read the subtitles up. Sometimes it's too many voices, too much text on top of me doing commentary. Like I didn't I literally

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didn't read that cuz I was trying to listen to them finish talking prism you're gonna have to do that this will be the perfect place to drop my new district avoid the dangerous fumes and flames affect reach this call will fail oh okay okay okay y'all should have that then. Yo man, word in the hallways is you went on a date.

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You jealous or something? Look, if you wanted to grab dinner, all you had to do is ask.

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Uh, uh, uh.

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Yeah.

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You're not my type.

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That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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It took him a long time to say that too. All right Prism, let's go, let's go Prism.

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That was surprisingly entertaining.

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All right Prism, let's get some intellect. There we go. How y'all doing with that refinery explosion?

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54%. Oh, stop, stop. 54%

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Oh, stop, stop.

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Let's go.

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Looks like the red ring was behind this. What are they up to?

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I'm trying to find her synergy bro. Also. Yes, I did read y'all guys comments about invisigale only turning invisible by holding her breath. Y'all mean to tell me with all that yapping and joking around that she was doing on that last job She couldn't take a second and hold her breath and then freaking snap bros neck. I'm not trying to hear excuses. She's OP

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I literally I hate failing calls, dude. What up, B?

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Maybe he's got an iron stomach. Do we know anybody like that? Super digestion?

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The gluttonator? I don't know. I think I weigh like a thousand pounds. Hey, Robert, did you recently lose like 700 pounds?

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First off, you're either shittin' at math or you think I'm like 300 pounds. I am not. I go to the gym and I work hard. Secondly, what are you talking about?

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That's a real specific number.

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I know, what the heck?

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That specific number could be ours. Just one hint. And you're my friends, right?

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Make your friends some money.

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I'm double-jointed.

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I'm double-jointed.

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What's your other superpower? Flipping your eyelids inside out?

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I wish.

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Love to be able to do that.

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Oh, come on, don't be like that.

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Sorry, you're just gonna have to earn your $936 in some other way. What way could that be? I'll let you know if I work it out.

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Get it?

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I'm explaining the joke.

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What the?

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Oh, and some reflexes.

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Hey, V, no!

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Which heroes do we know that talk too much and have quick reflexes?

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Hey, losing all that weight don't make you better than us.

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Hey, yeah, chill out dad. What is up with the hostility? I know that's supposed to mean you told me one time you didn't have a dad

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Every time I think like I'm about to share a moment. It just goes left. Oh, I'm scuffing with the red ring

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They run half the crime in the county. We are bound to bother them at some point.

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Watch yourself. You poke the hive,

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you're gonna have to f*** the queen.

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That's not how bees work. You know what I mean? I don't actually. No one's trying to f*** Shroud. But if we kill the queen, we rot the hive.

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You would do that kill shroud you might get the chance and you don't want to go in there having to think about it if somebody killed my dad literally they're gone you gotta know shroud killed him chase there's only one thing I can do you know that's not true. I'm not sure your dad would want it that way You're not sure should we ask him? Robert quit with the comebacks Mecha man's coming back to life one patch at a time one patch at a time I mean Roy's doing most of the work though, right so much

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He's probably gonna redo all this shit.

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Evening folks, welcome back. I got a few guesses at your identity. Leading one right now is Blue Balls Man.

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Let me guess, his power is not being able to n-

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Nah, nice balls are

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literally blue dude get your head out of the gutter great it's gonna be a long

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shift all right no calls failed let's go mr. cat is out there all alone so scared

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so hungry please find my baby mr. cat That's seriously his name. Hey, look, not everyone's a f***ing creative.

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Very fast. Hates most people. Are they saying we need charisma or what? Prism, you go too. Hey girl! Dang, look how quick... Wait, what the f***?

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Did we just lose power? Sure did. Citywide. Hang tight, we're booting up the backup generator.

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They throwing new stuff at us?

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Hey Robert, just brace yourself.

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Oh, s***.

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Oh, y'all can't see?

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I'm a human nightlight, I don't got those problems.

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Yeah, it's just a little dark. What's the f***ing big deal?

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You never closed your eyes before yeah, I mean I can see in the dark. So this is pretty standard for me

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Cities out guys this is an all hands on deck situation Okay, I'm gonna get a grid back up and running Be ready because it's gonna be insane the minute the lights turn back on.

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Some real action?

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Thanks.

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All right, let's go. Let's see if I can actually read numbers. At least we're not timed. Guide the energy charge over to your avatar. Okay, then we take it here.

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Hey, okay, okay.

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This is light work, buddy. We go that way. I could take this energy charge and then I could bring it here, right? Then I could go down here with no energy. No, we gotta go here.

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We gotta go here. Put that there. Then we go here. We got to go here put that there Then we go here Take that right Then we take this energy here by the boot pal

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Then we can grab this energy. You see what I'm doing Y'all see the plays I'm telling you. Ah Bing boom That's one How can you even fail with no antivirus and no time

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limit? Air team rescue, ground team rescue? Sounds dangerous, but I think you guys can handle it. I know this sounds crazy, but can you guys catch this thing in the air?

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Oh, all flying heroes will receive XP. Non-flying heroes. I mean, that's the majority, so we gotta do that. I would say we need someone strong. Wait, I thought Flambe could fly. All right, Prism, I want you on the job.

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Flambe, I want you on the job.

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Love my hair.

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Perfect as always.

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Oh, I never noticed that. It glows a little purple. Gollum, I want you on the job. We're not failing that.

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Humans are fascinating. They cannot fly, and yet they attempt to anyway.

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Flying f***ing slaps.

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You blame them for trying?

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But their feeble bodies were meant for gentler activities such as walking and lying down.

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Ah, yes, exactly.

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They have passion, danger,

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and I suppose their futile efforts to become more than they are

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Okay senior community and she hasn't answered her phone since the blackout

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All right. Let's see who also has the

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Synergy okay before that flambe leveled up. Combat. Power's back on, but the refinery is still in a state. Can you lend a hand? Preferably a strong one.

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Need help repairing the refinery, haul the damage out of the way. Any delays could cause another explosion, so move quickly. I can't add anybody else.

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Hello, my baby brother ate my mommy and daddy.

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What's that one double XP? Okay, y'all to go get that double XP. You don't need to see to punch visit go. You're gonna have to solo this literally anything could happen

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Oh could be worse.

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I guess.

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Okay spirit.

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I think I did the best I could with that situation.

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Damn it, the Red Ring's stealing shipments

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right off the train.

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We're not equipped to stop them.

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Red Ring, come up for me, yeah?

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Y'all got synergy, right?

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We needed another backup, man.

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Nice.

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Woo!

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When assigned to a call, Prism duplicates the hero to her left. Dang! Oh, y'all about to go crazy.

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Oh yeah, tell them I'm a shooting star. That'll be hilarious.

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All right, how'd this one go? 84%, come on, y'all got that. Oh, we in there, boy!

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Let's get it!

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Almost feels unfair.

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Okay, good job you two. Mobility, cool, let's get it. Punch up, how you doing over there? Bigger, let's go. Okay, restart the power. Let's go.

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I got that, let me go to work, let me go to work. Try not to be dyslexic this time okay take that take that power right and then we can get this key right here right up left right okay I could take this power back here okay I could take grab this power yep put it here I already forgot the coal guys was it up left right I don't know what's happening I feel like I've messed up or something.

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It's my game bugged.

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And we're back that little glitch whatever that was I was about 30 minutes. Also, you can't skip cutscenes ad hoc. Let's get that in the game, please. So I had to redo all those calls, and I just found out Invisigel and Golem synergize. So that's really good.

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All right, how'd the Super Tantrum do? All right, 89%. What? What's going on with the numbers on there? What was that? Wait, they synergize too?

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Let's go! What's the numbers on there? What was that? Wait, they synergize too?

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I'm finding the synergies guys. All right, I have to check up dude. Oh my

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80% come on. Oh with the extra five with this energy stop

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After a lifetime of solo work I'm glad to have found a worthy partner

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Hey

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It's an honor to be your second coup

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Hey

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Jackie boy, you get a little bit of extra respect. She coop is my favorite So the fact that you synergize with her you my favorite to pause or not All right, so I'm scared to do this one. This junk is winning the game glitched Okay This junk is when the game glitched. Okay. Didn't glitch this time, cause it definitely glitched. I don't want to hear nothing in the comments

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about it didn't glitch, it glitched.

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Vandals are defacing the Torrance library mural.

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Hurry and catch them before there are peens everywhere.

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Peens? Wait, what? Cool. You gotta try that. You. Oh. Oh. Cool. You gotta try that. You're gonna have to solo that. Evacuate the stadium, calm.

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We in there. I'm looting the routes you want anything. Oh, um, you always did look hotter in the dark

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We know you're a genius

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Okay, okay to call SDN. I'm just an intern. Wait, what stabilize the experiment assist the scientist

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act quickly. We need prism on that job.

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It's me again. You're not going to believe this but now there's some scary

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dudes with scary weapons quitting after this man.

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I can't do this.

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Malevolent.

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You're gonna have to do it. You're the jack-of-all-trades.

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Oh spooky. Okay. Nothing beats handle that. You're gonna have to do it. You're the jack-of-all-trades.

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Okay, handle that. What's going on with this? How'd y'all do with this? 83% 88% we're in there. We're Gucci. Good stuff guys professional.

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What's going on with this? Stop the Vandals.

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Oh, good stuff.

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Cool.

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I thought that would be more difficult.

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Hero training heading downtown. See, you can use some help.

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Feel free to send someone.

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We're not going to send for Nama man. I don't think we send for Nama man here. What happened here? Stop the Red Ring. This tiny valve could destroy the entire city Decompose the serum fight the red ring consume this here fight him y'all got mech fight

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28:54

These guys are yeah, what's up, freak?

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Max fight we here we meet you at 10. Let's go

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All right, how did this go Wait, we here. We meet you at 10, let's go. Watch me burn.

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All right, how did this go? Oh my goodness.

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I don't know what happened on that one, mate.

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Dude, or like two people with zero combat ability.

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That's just, that's just ridiculous. that's just so painful in my heart area.

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All right, let's hack the new one. Let's pack the final area. Use the energy to activate other nodes and neutralize antiviruses. Oh, nice. Oh, I got energy.

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Oh, come on.

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Why did it get stuck halfway? What the freak is that?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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I got energy at the top, I need it. We here, we're here.

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Up, up, up, up, up, up. Nearly there. We here we're here

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Okay, I'll take that energy

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How do we get to this one I think we go here right And then we can take this energy I Could take this energy here. I

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Don't know why it's like glitching like that for and the city's back online.

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We've got several lootings in progress and our guys are getting overwhelmed

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That's so basic. Now you're wearing ski masks and robin banks.

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Where's the originality?

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Shut up. It's like the go-to blackout activity and besides burning all those candles your aunties gave you what the heck?

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Okay, the team provide backup to a teams help apprehend assist in evacuating those two should be good.

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If not for these blackouts, I know if the Prince of Darkness

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returns feints feelings by teens. High priority search. I'm really worried. We need someone who can speak. I got that right.

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Are you still on the apps?

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I'm taking another break.

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You do better in person.

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Anyways, I'm actually over six foot.

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Since when?

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Since the last week.

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Dude, what did you hear?

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I can't feel my foot. A multi-car pileup removed the civilians safely? Vigor and speed? I mean, we only got one person because Phenomeman's just been depressed for the last 20 minutes. Flambe, you're gonna have to go in, bro.

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He's about to fail this. All his stats are gonna go to one. Hero power training. Prism's duplicated illusions now have the full stats of the copied hero. When a call is about to expire Prism creates an illusion that keeps the call up for a few more seconds. No, no, no, no, no. That's all me. I'll make sure that doesn't

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happen. You do that.

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Right in the dead with the revives and fireworks.

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Damn, I think this shift gave me carpal tunnel.

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Huh, woulda guessed years of cranking it

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would get you there first.

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Shut up. Probably a combo type deal.

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Where should we start? Okay, search the beach. Yup, portal. Handle that, my love, handle that, handle that. That's the gravy, baby. Portal mm-hmm handle that my level a handle that handle that Let's go We got plus four wait what happened all right bigger

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Jack of all trades you know what it is my level of let's get some more intellect with you Let's get some more vigor. Let's get some more speed What happened over here? Oh oh this is flambe Oh 60% let's go flambe let's go I did not think he literally soloed that bro oh we're not out the woods yet. Give me that plus 10. Yes, 98%. We're in there.

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We're in there, baby.

33:31

Ooh!

33:32

Max synergy? Major increase.

33:38

Ooh!

33:41

Good stuff. Let's give him some charisma. Blind blazer. Woo! Good stuff. Let's give him some charisma. If you are trying to impress me, it's working. Blonde Blazer, no one's trying to impress you.

33:51

Okay?

33:52

Is that for drinks?

33:53

I heard about CryptoLight.

33:54

Somebody got banned. Alright, let's go to the sardine.

33:56

Or are you banned from that one too?

33:57

Shut up.

33:59

See you all on Monday.

34:00

Now you don't have plans. Or are you pinching that one too? Shut up. Alright, good week, everybody.

34:05

See you all on Monday.

34:06

It's so cool to get a drink on a Wednesday.

34:08

You know you don't have a plan.

34:10

Be chill for once in a while.

34:11

Man, I'm going out.

34:12

I mean, the sardines at Villain Bar, not sure I'd fit in.

34:15

Yeah.

34:16

Just go dress like that.

34:17

Everyone will just think you're a pervert. Villain bar? Yeah, um, alright. Yeah, Bobby boy! Let's go, literally. I am reasonably excited!

34:30

Phenomenon, you're not invited.

34:32

I can hear my beat.

34:34

Sound like a fart on a car seat.

34:36

I'm about to start crib walking.

34:38

Wanna fall in love and eat pizza all the time.

34:40

God dangit.

34:44

You're damn big. What, you want a drink? All the time. Oh.

34:49

You want three? Ha ha ha ha.

34:57

Oh, Sagat. He's the biggest perv west of the LA river. And he's with us.

35:07

She's joking. I'm not my business. But if you do come jerking off in the bathroom, you make it my business.

35:14

That's I don't want to be in that business.

35:19

Stand out here, bro. I call Ryu on you. I don't know if this is about to be copyrighted because my episode did get copyrighted even though I literally have on replace license music. Everybody see it's on it's on right it's on, right? It's on, cool. Don't say nothing at all. Ah.

35:45

You look good.

35:45

Feel better. I got a head just for the record.

35:49

Like it would be a good partner for my lover.

35:52

A bunch of freaking demons.

35:54

I look bad.

35:54

I look bad.

35:55

I'll be the best for it.

35:59

Villain bar? How about Phenomenon Man just blow this place up?

36:03

Is this for all the strings you had to pull to get me in here?

36:05

You got me Sour Patch Kids on our first date.

36:08

I figure whiskey makes sense for the second.

36:11

Third date, you can buy me dinner.

36:12

Nothing too felling though, just in case.

36:15

What you, what you mean date?

36:17

Hold on, hold on.

36:18

Let me get you a jump rope since you jumping to conclusions. Wasn't no freaking date. This doesn't have to be a thing. We can just be friends.

36:26

Nah, cause I don't like people I'm friends with, Robert. Really complicates things.

36:31

Sometimes I don't want to know what someone had for lunch

36:33

when I'm fingering their.

36:35

What?

36:37

Oh, did you just casually offer me casual sex?

36:41

Catch on quick.

36:43

I'll grab us a table!

36:50

Uh, two fancy whiskeys, please. Make it three!

36:52

Four!

36:53

Big hit five!

36:54

I'm not paying!

36:55

Five fancy whiskeys?

36:57

Uh, nine sh** whiskeys.

36:58

Good man.

36:59

We should have invited him earlier.

37:01

He thought he was a f***ing monk. He never said that.

37:03

He said he reminded me of my ex and he's got buzzkill dinner.

37:07

Earlier?

37:08

How long have you been going out like this?

37:10

Since day one.

37:11

Don't act surprised. You were the bad guy until... Wait, when did we decide he wasn't the bad guy?

37:17

Tuesday.

37:21

Cheers.

37:24

Excuse me. Malevolent, come get this, python. I'm thankful that our breakup has given me time to learn about myself, but unfortunately what I've learned is that I hate me.

37:25

What?

37:26

Be honest, am I going to make a fool of myself if I sing Whitney Houston?

37:27

Are you Whitney Houston?

37:28

No.

37:29

Then yeah, you will.

37:31

I'm going to make a fool of myself if I sing Whitney Houston? Are you Whitney Houston?

37:46

No.

37:47

Then yeah, you will.

37:50

Is it alright?

37:56

Hey, Koo over here hustling!

37:59

Refill here, Koo?

38:01

You don't need to bribe me anymore. I'm in your debt now.

38:04

If you ever need somebody.

38:07

Cool.

38:10

I'll keep you in mind.

38:12

Why can't we romance? Cool.

38:14

That's all I'm asking.

38:16

We can't have that outside.

38:20

Yeah.

38:21

Shut up.

38:22

So God drink up.

38:29

Ooh, ooh, zombie man over here. Somebody call Leon.

38:40

Y'all ready? All right, let me.

38:45

Jack, what you over there talking about dryer sheets? Y'all ready? All right, let me. All right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

38:45

I don't know.

38:46

I don't know.

38:47

I don't know.

38:54

I don them drinks. What else do they want? You can buy them drinks. You can make sure they don't get fired. You can line them up and blow them one by one. But they're still gonna think you might be the hero.

39:14

This this is why I can't rock with you when busy go

39:18

people don't think about much when I but I hear what you're saying. I'd argue they f***ed up their own lives being criminals.

39:26

See that snarky b****? Just tell him who you are.

39:29

What are the odds he busted any of them anyway?

39:38

I mean it was just flambé right? Which we talked about! Oh but they don't know Mega Man. I keep forgetting that.

40:14

Wow! Wow. I'm not done with you. I'm just getting warmed up.

40:17

Fire shield. Oh, oh you're sealed so you got to say your move out loud Hey Hey

40:51

Well, I'm a he been strong we do that

40:58

Oh I never realized My name's Robert, such a bitch, whose name is Robert, I'm a bitch, yeah.

41:05

I never realized.

41:06

I'm sad that I have no hopes, I have no dreams.

41:16

Because I never got a chance.

41:18

Come on.

41:20

I thought he lost an organ in a deli or something.

41:22

There was this incident in crypto where***ing with me and I kinda...

41:27

You stole his eyebrows?

41:29

They burnt them all.

41:30

Which somehow makes less sense than what you just said. So, you can see, uh, why I'm worried about getting incinerated.

41:40

We all pay for who we used to be.

41:42

The sooner you get it over with over with sooner we get a fresh start

41:47

You heard me when I said it's in right?

41:50

I'm a hero to our super villain bar

41:53

Who said I'm a hero?

41:56

Do I look like a bitch? Don't answer that

42:05

Is he big he's got big guy voice some parts of him Alright, from now on team drinks are exclusively at Chili's. Are you lost or something?

42:07

You're gonna try to get f***ed up.

42:10

A lot of bars around here, fool. Why'd you pick this one? You got a death wish, homie?

42:17

Well, since you twisted my arm...

42:20

What the...

42:20

Oh! Oh, I see they finally gave you some arms that can reach your

42:32

There's some people that want to talk to you is a oh, I thought he was talking to him

42:45

All right, um, Malibu love punch up I What's up? I mean, I was with my guys. My squad got me out of there. Oh, she all beat up.

43:00

Dang. Dang I am happy to provide these inauthentic Mexican calories for the team to recharge after battle

43:10

Hold up for now my man was there we still looking all like scuffed

43:17

Wait what I ordered three triple crunch tacos. Oh

43:33

The fight the first quick time event since episode 1 and it's putting a straw in the cup Why are you not helping?

43:45

Hey I'm not helping! Hey!

43:47

Hey!

43:49

Get off me!

43:52

Ooh! She temporarily blinded me!

43:57

You mean temporarily, you blind boy, I blind boy.

44:00

What?

44:01

Oh, that's way overpowered.

44:03

I didn't order that, I ordered three tacos.

44:04

Three triple crunch tacos, yeah, you've muttered it 50 times. WHAT?! Oh, that's way overpowered. or do some friendly fire Isigel, you don't! Bro.

44:48

Ooh! He's only fuckin'-

44:51

You wash your hands after touching all them filthy nutsacks?

44:56

Tati seems salty.

44:58

Eww!

45:00

Ooh, there she is.

45:01

Thanks, babes.

45:02

Sourced it up for me and everything. Think you're looking for these.

45:05

Thank you.

45:14

Spit off a finger?

45:16

Dang!

45:18

Every time I look at Invisi-Go.

45:19

Uh-oh.

45:21

Coop!

45:23

Oh my!

45:37

Uh-oh. Coop! Coop! Oh Every time I see a visit go she's getting washed

45:41

Level up. What did it work? Oh

45:44

Yeah, we had all of them in there Oh, oh, yeah, Robert, come on, bro. You got no

46:25

Y'all are f***ed up.

46:26

Weird thing is how easy it was.

46:28

This churro isn't as soft as his noodle arms.

46:31

Maybe give us a heads up next time you wanna start a fight.

46:34

I want another drink.

46:36

You're heroes now. Heroes don't start fights.

46:40

You finish them.

46:41

Oh, oh, oh. Well, not many finish fights against the Red Ring yeah, how do you have beef with them? Mr. Dispatcher? Yeah, we know this Robert guy is a front

46:54

Who are you really? Oh

46:59

Shoo I Mean we gotta say I'm Mecca man. Like come on. What do we gain from like keeping a secret?

47:04

You're right. it's a front. This guy, Robert, is a mask. He's not real. He's the guy who sits behind his desk, biding his time, dreaming of the day he gets back in the fight.

47:21

I haven't told you who I was because I'm kind of starting to like you all and I'm not sure you're gonna like the real me. But the difference between this team getting by and this team being great is trust. So you should get to know the real me. I'm Mecha Man.

47:47

No f***ing way. Can't be. Could be. That's like a real superhero.

47:51

It is you. You little s***.

48:01

Dang! Oh

48:21

Yeah, my team, baby! Ha ha, you got wrecked! It's just a little watery, come on.

48:26

F*** you, f*** all of you!

48:32

What a f***ing loser.

48:35

Thanks. You saved my life.

48:38

Yo, thanks for the drink.

48:41

So, um, I expected to be burnt to a crisp by now and I didn't plan any of this next part.

48:52

Anybody else got something to say? Um, my name's Courtney. What?

49:22

What? Gib? My. Malavola.

49:26

My last name's Gib. Gib?

49:28

My name's Colum. Your name's Sean.

49:30

Your name's Sean McLachlan.

49:32

So, what now?

49:34

Orgy time? No. Make a fuego sauce and have it at this place. Sounds like a great combo. Good point.

49:40

Anybody got another packet of that stuff?

49:44

Look at us. Look at us look at us we're team dude I'm I guarantee everybody's gonna say I'm Beckman like anybody who doesn't say that Oh man, I was I love that Secrets out I'm about to keep playing this game with

50:22

Sounds like hip-hop, but it's not cuz then the white guitar come in the way to look at that

50:25

Hmm you win 66 players like why does suck it keep singing you won 41% players told me just friends 20% told chase they would kill shroud the middle school you and 72 So what to send a ground team most in hero cool most successful heroes prism. Let's go to the next episode This suck is still singing testing the suit again come on proto pulse

50:56

everybody I I appreciate you coming to see this your support means a lot more than a lot it means 936 American dollars

51:06

we're only here because these broke what proof before they pay that actually

51:18

okay now I know that that was just like a feel-good moment that we revealed our identity. This is about to backfire. Beyond Flambe being upset and throwing a little temper tantrum, I know there's gonna be a two to this one punch.

51:34

Do it boss, they ruin everybody's fun. In fact, if you're gonna make me stand next to a criminal you could at least hurry this up.

51:37

If you're gonna make me stand next to Benjamin's button, you could at least change his diaper. You're the only one here that's fully.

51:47

You're right. There was a bar fight,

51:48

but it was actually Red Ring assholes who started it, not Z-Team assholes. We were just very aggressively defending ourselves.

51:57

I punched so many tits. I insult defense.

52:01

No, you were just running around like a maniac.

52:04

Okay, photo-pulse test. In self-defense no you were just running around like a maniac

52:08

Getting head shots

52:12

Engaging protocols now

52:29

All readings super stable Flex flex on them flex on them ready for lunch

52:37

Hey Oh yeah! See there, is that confirmation enough for you cheap b******? Pay me my money! F***ing hell.

52:52

So Jaw, it's so obvious he don't have superpowers.

52:59

It's a f***ing hell. So, Jaw, it's so obvious you don't have superpowers. It's a f***ing waste of time.

53:05

If he was gonna lie about being a hero, why would he pick Mecha Man?

53:08

Uh, reminder, the mic is still on.

53:10

Mm-mm-mm-mm.

53:14

Looks better than the original.

53:16

The smoke is a little overkill.

53:18

I thought the same too, but I think the purple is a nice touch. Let's smoke. Shut it down!

53:26

Wait, what?

53:36

No one else wanted to come in on the smoke before?

53:44

Oh, f**k, I'm on it. Oh, Malevolent, let's go. Oh

53:48

Believer let's go

54:12

A check Oh my goodness. Roy freaking ran away.

54:14

I mean, self-preservation, but damn, ripped the freaking...

54:21

Wow.

54:22

Hey, shout out to the Z team though. They tried to help except for Roy did it literally ran crazy work. You want to explain that? Nah. How long was I out?

54:46

About 14, 15 hours I think. Oh that's not horrible.

54:50

You okay, Royd?

54:52

Why do you look worse than me? It's over, brother. I cannot recreate the astral pulse. Too much power too small size No pause mean I can't make the man Mecca I'm not good enough, bro

55:15

Fail you fail everybody Almost bring down the whole team almost get you. Let's get everybody blowed up. I'm not trying to hear it hey listen you might not believe in yourself right now but I believe in your right start a little league game brother

55:33

this real life I can't believe in you in real life

55:39

you did your best I can't ask for anything else.

55:46

I mean, thank you. Except the part when he literally jumped out and then he walked out.

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55:52

I told you bro.

55:53

That dude been sus since I heard that big bastard crying in the bathroom.

55:58

Makes it hard to sh** when somebody's doing that next to you, you know?

56:01

Pretty distracting.

56:02

Yeah.

56:03

Everyone else okay?

56:04

And Dizzy Gal? Fine. to you, you know? Pretty distracting. Yeah. Everyone else okay? And Vizzy girl?

56:07

Fine. One thing she's good at is disappearing when people get hurt.

56:12

What's your deal with her? You give everyone, but it always seems extra with Vizzy. She's a liability. And one of us needs to be objective when it's clear

56:22

something's going on between the two of you.

56:25

Ain't nothing going on.

56:25

Don't think I don't see it.

56:26

It's all over your stupid face. You like her. So I got a hater for both of us.

56:33

She's challenging, which requires extra effort.

56:40

Seems like a lot of extra effort.

56:41

Bro, Chase, you're literally wrong about this.

56:44

I don't know, read that however you want.

56:47

Look, just be careful, kid. Some people did black holes. You reach out to help them and they just suck you in and do whatever the black holes do, I don't know. They f*** you up.

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56:59

Heh heh heh heh heh.

57:02

Your new look screams I know some science So I was with you the whole way

57:07

Nah, come on, take the day off

57:08

No, really

57:09

I'm fine

57:11

All I've gotta do is sit at a desk

57:13

Desk work doesn't land you in the infirmary, think about that

57:17

I'll mull it over

57:23

Got that Skinny Bruce Wayne build. Any odd suckers want to help?

57:33

Wait, what? Turns out, I'm completely fine. Just sort of time traveled several hours into the future

57:46

where I feel pretty rested.

57:48

Cool, yeah, that happens to me every night.

57:50

Wish I could say the same. How's your shift going?

57:53

Good, yeah, challenging.

57:57

Watch out, bomb laser, boom.

57:58

We're dealing with lately.

58:00

I have a whole new appreciation for you.

58:02

Yeah. Why would she even be here? Go out there and fight. I'm sorry about the pulse

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58:12

Give us some time roids a little down, but I'm sure we can come up with alternate power sources Hey really looking forward to tonight. Perfect timing.

58:25

Yeah, same. Wait, what are you?

58:29

Wait, what? The rain check was for tomorrow night? Congrats on not dying. Drink this one wet.

58:42

So I'm no dispatch dude, but I don't know if sending my level at a summit

58:48

Sunday school was the move.

58:51

Okay, wait, wait, wait. Oh, need someone to wait in line. Wait patiently in the long line, blend in. That's like vigor, right? Punch up, you got this.

59:02

Free knuckle kisses.

59:04

I need to pop on down to the store. Can someone watch my sweet kitty Hobbes while I'm out? He's fussy today.

59:12

Entertain? Wow, freaking Flambé's just gone. All right, Prism, get in there.

59:17

It's showtime.

59:19

Swift as the night, sharp as my knife.

59:21

All right, what'd I miss?

59:23

Holy shit, man, you're okay? Yeah, I was so f***ing scared dude.

59:26

Guess Mecha Man's a bit sturdier than we thought.

59:28

Damn boy, you ate mad s***.

59:30

We got you a present. Did you see it?

59:33

I did, thank you. That was very nice.

59:36

Yes.

59:36

Well, I'm glad you're not dead.

59:38

That would have been inconvenient. I am impressed with your fragile body's ability to sustain such a wide array of injuries.

59:48

Welcome back.

59:49

Okay, all right, back.

59:52

I'm stacking mad doves today, baby.

59:55

Good job, girls, good job, good job. How'd y'all do with this one?

59:59

Punch up, how'd you do?

1:00:05

Ah, shake it off.

1:00:07

I'm thinking wait patiently in the long line is a vigor tree.

1:00:12

I can't take it.

1:00:13

Robert, some asshole keeps hacking into my notes app. He's hacking with all my standup comedy material. Also, I think they have access to our secure servers.

1:00:22

Galen, you're fired. Number two, sit back and relax. I'm about to go crazy. Okay, so up, up, right up. Accounts removed, okay. Okay, we got a antivirus here.

1:00:39

Let's go ahead and play Ring Around the Rosie with this chump. Yeah, we're screwed. Oh, I forgot it does that. Up, up, down. Y'all lock that in.

1:00:51

Please game, do not glitch a second time with this mini game. I was probably the first one to find out this junk can glitch. Okay, take that, I'll take that. Move that around, we got the second key. Up, up, down, left, right, left. So up, up, down, left, right, left.

1:01:16

We in there. Boom, easy, easy, easy. Galen, I will be reporting you.

1:01:28

Hello? Yes, it's that time of month again.

1:01:34

To clean? Who the freak do you think... You think this is Molly Mage?

1:01:40

Nice choice.

1:01:41

The blazer will hold down the fort, okay?

1:01:43

She did the best she could. Must be a bit rusty.

1:01:46

She's been away from the desk too long.

1:01:47

I thought this was an easy job.

1:01:49

Well, it's not. I just make it look easy.

1:01:52

Talk to him.

1:01:53

Rabbit, you're actually cool.

1:01:55

He's not. He's just been gone all day, so it seems like he is.

1:01:58

Invisigow, shut up! 40%? Don't sweat it. They wanted me to get this freaking max double XP and then it's... Okay. So they baited me

1:02:11

so I could fail. I'll learn from my mistakes. I gotta heal her.

1:02:17

Finally!

1:02:18

There's some dude dressed as Funama Man picking fights with randos outside the convention center. It's weird. Can you make it stop?

1:02:30

All right, Phenomenon. I am here to help. There you are, why don't you do that? Maybe get some double XP too. It's slower out here.

1:02:33

Plum is still out sick.

1:02:35

Sick of your shit maybe.

1:02:40

Funny, I thought he was gonna catch me on the way in. Me up in the parking lot. Yeah, I thought so too.

1:02:46

No one believes me, but there's definitely a ghost in my house. Anybody over there good at exorcisms or whatever?

1:02:56

Investigate, reassure. Prism, you should be able to solo that.

1:03:00

Let me see what else we got.

1:03:02

Re-election's coming up and we're hosting a little roast of the mayor. An SDN hero would really round out our guest list.

1:03:08

Entertain, okay, prison, you gotta do this one. You guys handle that.

1:03:13

Ghosts are already dead. What the am I supposed to do?

1:03:16

Okay, the Phenomenon Man thing, all right, good. Good job, guys.

1:03:21

I have expressed my disappointment.

1:03:24

He seemed remorseful

1:03:28

never many tears from a spoke

1:03:32

Anything yeah, I mean you go to Write my own jokes can't we hire somebody that All right, investigate the pipes. We're smarter.

1:03:47

Oh, that was close.

1:03:50

Let's go intellect.

1:03:53

What's going on here?

1:03:54

Gang war happening at the warehouse district. Looks like Red Ring and the Frigos.

1:03:58

Shit, the Red Ring's closing in on this biker gang.

1:04:02

They're an e-biker gang, way worse.

1:04:05

Frigos, what the freak's actually the Frigos. They're an e-biker gang. Way worse. Frigos? What the frick? Sound like Fritos. Enhanced durability? Assault stop? Y'all should have that.

1:04:13

Whoa, did you guys hear Vanderstank and his wife got divorced?

1:04:17

Finally.

1:04:18

I was beginning to believe Vanderstank's wife lacked both taste and sense. I knew the vibes were off this morning,

1:04:25

but I couldn't tell if it was divorce vibes

1:04:27

or commute traffic vibes.

1:04:29

Hey, maybe she's not going to hell after all.

1:04:32

Marrying someone can send you to hell.

1:04:35

Yeah, but only if you marry a billionaire.

1:04:38

Okay, so I'm curious how this job went. Durability, oh, y'all killed it, Y'all killed it. Hey, good job.

1:04:49

You can't say you're not impressed. You can't. I mean, you can. I just won't

1:04:53

believe you. I don't care if you believe me or not. Mobility. Good job.

1:04:58

Invisi-Gal. The faction of light needs your help to overtake the Faction of Darkness.

1:05:05

Um, preferably before 8 when the park closes.

1:05:09

What the f*** is a LARP?

1:05:11

It stands for Live Action Role Play, but it's not a sex thing. Okay, it's like people dressing up and playing pretend type sh**.

1:05:21

Okay, so we need some charisma. Hey girl! By yourself. Faction of Darkness! sex thing okay so we need some charisma hey girl by yourself that's a good band name delivery bots are on a rampage stop them before yeah handle that guys what's this one rescue the hostages apprehend before they get away, but I'm a man

1:05:47

Understood y'all handle that

1:05:52

Y'all got that easy work easy work. Oh choose a class elite of faction

1:05:56

Bard You got that prison

1:06:06

You got that prism! Too bad there's no Grammy for this. Ooh, that girl is savage. That girl is savage.

1:06:12

Robbery downtown.

1:06:14

Suspect is in pursuit, but we need SDN to defrost the bank.

1:06:18

Uh-oh, flambe is not here. 85, nah, make that 100%. We out here. Hey, what's going on with this one? How'd you guys do? Good job, you guys. Good job. Let's give you vigor. Jack of all trades. And then what's going on here?

1:06:48

It might take a while, but you could try chipping away at the ice.

1:06:53

Use your fish or whatever to break the ice. Be careful not to hurt the civilians.

1:06:57

Opportunity for Flambe to burn and he ain't even here.

1:07:00

I know dude, I know.

1:07:02

Y'all got that.

1:07:04

Easy work.

1:07:07

Listen, it was bring your kid to work day and I thought he could try using the forklift.

1:07:11

What?

1:07:12

Uncertified forklift driver dropped an entire shipment, recover what you can before. Okay, so that's speed.

1:07:19

25.

1:07:20

Uh, what?

1:07:21

This is our 25th time being paired together. Yeah, but who's counting?

1:07:25

Okay.

1:07:26

I am.

1:07:27

Oh, yeah, I guess so.

1:07:29

Catch up to the retreating delivery bots, reprogram them. Malevolent, you're gonna have to solo that, I'm sorry.

1:07:35

I may not be everyone's taste, but I am a lot of people's fetish.

1:07:40

Like a lot.

1:07:42

Okay. Too many.

1:07:43

96%, Boom. Entire team.

1:07:46

Forever.

1:07:48

Good stuff, guys. All right. Good job, guys.

1:07:52

Oh, Max Energy.

1:07:54

Let's go.

1:07:56

Okay, what's going on here?

1:07:58

Activity down in the sewers. My tenants are getting uneasy. Can you folks look into it?

1:08:04

Boom.

1:08:04

Phenomenal. Investigate, boom.

1:08:05

Phenomenal.

1:08:06

Ooh, two phenomena mans.

1:08:08

Oh, this is, we almost got the whole board covered. That's 100%.

1:08:14

We got the snacks.

1:08:16

I thought you said you had it.

1:08:17

No, no, that was me.

1:08:20

All right, I wanna do some hero training.

1:08:23

Oh, I'm pretty beat.

1:08:25

I'll see your dumb ass in the morning.

1:08:27

I've got the booze.

1:08:29

What's down for a carpool?

1:08:31

I got rude shotgun.

1:08:33

I will be happy to assist in transport. If someone wished to fly over and what happened here?

1:08:38

There's an entire race of mole people living beneath Taurus engaging diplomatic when then with kindness. How'd this one go? Oh, this was this was a tough one.

1:08:51

Well, we'll work on it.

1:08:59

I mean, I got max career rank, but still, failing cause is... is not it.

1:09:21

The dream's dead. Wait, what?

1:09:26

Robert! right the z-team might fuck up for a while but at some point they're gonna get good when that happens they'll make a bigger impact than I ever could alone very true just when I feel like I got a handle on it got it figured out I think about chase and my dad and shroud then I get all up you know what I'm saying beef you know what I mean yeah exactly see this is

1:10:19

why I appreciate my freaking face there's multiple people here

1:10:33

are you decent yeah no house that needs some water

1:10:37

yeah told him that the last time I kiss is breaking and entering on the worst

1:10:41

you know you're breaking and entering yeah we're just entering

1:10:45

exactly no breaking involved dude that's true all right that rubs out by the way you just have to put a little muscle into it do you know why you'd want to hang this why are you holding a lamp I think he's only considered where he'd

1:10:58

hang himself that corner seems fine it's a housewarming demonetized. I told people to bring a lamp or something.

1:11:06

Wait, wait, people? More people are coming here to my home. Look, I'm not really in a party mood right now.

1:11:13

Not what it looks like to me with your tidy whities.

1:11:16

Hey!

1:11:17

She just touched my.

1:11:18

This is your family photo area?

1:11:20

Kind of morbid.

1:11:22

Yeah, my dad got murdered.

1:11:26

Is that my work computer?

1:11:32

This dude wrote...

1:11:34

He left me hanging with the fist bump... Literally, like, two hours ago, saying that you couldn't do it. Now you can do it?

1:11:41

After your little premature jack-explosion, I had this feeling like I'd seen it before. can do it. like you did. Then they sell it on the next sucker and the same. It's passed hands at least four times that we've tracked.

1:12:06

How does Shroud not know this?

1:12:08

Probably think like us. They think he was destroyed.

1:12:11

It's an inside job.

1:12:12

But he's no small f**ker, and he gonna figure it out soon enough.

1:12:15

That's why we get to it first.

1:12:16

Which is why we're having a party.

1:12:18

The Z Teamers know every low-level super villain level supervillain in three counties. We track its location, they'll know who has it. Then we kick in some doors, knock some heads, snatch that sh** back, and you'll be

1:12:29

Poulsen or whatever.

1:12:30

Oh yeah, the real ones!

1:12:31

Regardless of how this plays out, thank you, both of you. I'm just, you know, I can't remember the last time someone did something so... Ah! What is wrong with you?

1:12:44

Just get gushy after we find the shi-

1:12:47

So, one of the last things I got was my boat over here and you need a spray.

1:12:52

Which is?

1:12:53

Oh, yachting territory.

1:12:57

Uh, old money crew of Ascot wearing coke heads. Skylar Arcady runs it now. Three generations that family's been trying to finger me.

1:13:03

What are they accusing you of?

1:13:05

You're cute

1:13:07

We're gonna ask you some questions about a piece of pectin. All right, but first I've got a part right Oh

1:13:12

What but then I can't do that

1:13:15

Yep, right on that

1:13:18

Sexual assault man, are y'all getting fired? Hey, it's supposed to be not licensed Wait, why are we getting hammered and we bought the corner job?

1:13:40

No, I thought she was lip syncing.

1:13:47

Cool. Yo, what's good, Punch-Up? Phenomenal man pulled up. I Was a What was that?

1:14:54

Oh, is this what I'm Blonde Blazer was talking about? Oh no. All right, are we, are they good or what?

1:15:00

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1:15:08

This is the calm before the storm y'all.

1:15:11

Relative.

1:15:15

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1:15:22

Are we doing the job tonight or? Every time they start trying to like do a have a moment I'm just like

1:16:02

you do understand how projectors work, right?

1:16:06

Felt more dramatic.

1:16:11

Why isn't always a warehouse by the docks?

1:16:13

It's where stuff comes in and stuff goes out. Not a rocket scientist, are you?

1:16:18

No, that was my dad. What kind of security are you dealing with?

1:16:22

That's work it gets tricky.

1:16:31

Shit. And more than shit, you need a f***ing army. Crap.

1:16:32

I'll go.

1:16:34

Can't shoot what you can't see. Look, this is really great work, but doing this tonight is out of the question.

1:16:39

Hitting a secure location like this is something they would handle downtown.

1:16:43

Are you kidding? There's enough firepower in this room to take down a f***ing kaiju.

1:16:47

Facts!

1:16:48

Bunch of drunk Z-teamers? Please, y'all wouldn't make it past the front door.

1:16:51

No one's asking you to do a f***ing thing, okay?

1:16:53

Hey, no need for that. We take the day to plan it with downtown and hit the warehouse tomorrow night. If we don't grab it someone else will no no no this is incredible this but lasers, right?

1:17:05

We make a plan no need to rush this there's no guarantee. It'll be there tomorrow. We need to go now. She said no

1:17:13

You understand that word or is it got too many syllables for you?

1:17:16

Why don't you go walk your ass around a mall grandpa heroes are talking you are no hero. Whoa hey dang

1:17:23

She named you invisigal you named yourself invisible and you had it right chase dang you need to stop talking you want to get people hurt get people killed then you need to go back to the team where you belong chase that's enough this is crazy she thinks she's like you but she's not Robert doesn't need to keep going out there with no powers,

1:17:45

putting his life on the line to make up for assholes like you. He doesn't need to be Mecha-Man to be a hero. You're playing them, you're playing yourself. You think you're invisible but I f***ing see you.

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1:17:55

Dang...

1:17:56

You don't know anything about me.

1:17:58

I know you're a liar, a criminal, I know you're f***ing dangerous, what else do I need to know? Clobber!

1:18:06

There.

1:18:08

Now I know you're a cow-

1:18:09

Oh my god!

1:18:12

Oh my god, Vizzy! Wait!

1:18:17

That was a nice hovercord!

1:18:18

That b***h sent his a** airborne, how are you not dead?

1:18:21

Chase, are you alright?

1:18:24

That's enough for tonight. I'm sorry this turned into... whatever just happened. Anyone who utters one word about what happened tonight, answers to me.

1:18:38

Got it?

1:18:42

Dang, okay Blaze.

1:18:47

There's a girl.

1:18:48

Oh my goodness.

1:18:50

Yeah, so I might have to do that once a month or so as a release of my hatred for you. But perhaps with some time, you'll be less of a...

1:19:03

At least we got Flambe back and his eyebrows are back.

1:19:08

Happy housewarming.

1:19:10

Your place sucks.

1:19:15

Dang dude, I told you all to call me before the storm. Chase just freaking had crash out of the year. I think something else happened with him in a busy gal, bro Well, that's creepy punishing yourself that's a red zone

1:19:35

Oh

1:19:36

Are you in timeout? Cuz you were bad

1:19:42

Thought you went home came back to. All these damn apartments look the same. That guy watching us from the balcony walked into his house thinking it was yours. Sorry

1:19:52

about that. F*** you! I said he was sorry. F*** you too! Okay let's just... Yo what? Why is everybody mad in this city?

1:20:06

This is worst city to live in bro.

1:20:10

You sure this ain't vodka?

1:20:13

She told you. Is this the same night?

1:20:15

Impression didn't know you were into spitting in people's mouths. Kinky s***. It's that internet somehow made sex boring.

1:20:22

Okay, now you sound how you look.

1:20:26

Another thing I can't do anymore Maybe is why I say the word so much. Ah, sorry chase. I hadn't thought about that. I Had a pretty good run You ever think about why we do what we do

1:20:45

Help people. Put it all on the line for someone who won't ever know your name, won't send you a thank you card, won't be at your bedside when you get hurt.

1:20:52

Honestly, I don't know. Just makes me feel good, I guess.

1:20:55

You ever worry that a bunch of former villains actually get that same juice from the opposite,

1:20:59

from hurting people?

1:21:02

That first week, busy. from hurting people. Faded So obviously I gave her the pep talk, you know, like that's all bullsh you make up your own fate yada yada I don't even remember what I said, but I do remember thinking oh Yeah, that must have been hard Like if I didn't have you

1:21:41

You know

1:21:43

my dad

1:21:44

Where would I have ended up?

1:21:49

You were always good. That was always in you. That's what makes us different from a thief like her.

1:21:56

Oh, come on. You've stolen things too.

1:21:58

What? You racist mother- I never stole a f***ing thing in my entire f***ing life.

1:22:03

Chase, you've literally stolen things from me.

1:22:06

Oh yeah, but that doesn't count. That was for somebody else.

1:22:12

What, you quietly contemplating?

1:22:17

Yeah, I guess I hadn't considered some things. But I think the answers are out there if you just listen to the wind

1:22:40

I see why you and beef get along. Oh, where's my guy? Oh man fart. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh boy

1:22:45

That's it. As my boy. There's my good boy. Who's a good boy? Me Fizz. Uh oh.

1:22:54

Uh oh.

1:22:58

Where Fizz the girl went? Is there a mic on this? Hey! Hey can you hear me?

1:23:01

The f*** are you doing?

1:23:02

Oh not much. Just looking for your stupid a** pulse that's somewhere on this big a** boat. This one almost dropped her pen in the super villain group chat. Because this place is crawling with dips***.

1:23:11

Bro, if we would have pulled up to that, we would have got massacred. Everybody was drunk. I'm surprised this is still the same night. This has been the longest night ever Drama was drinking before the party. You know who's not good beefy boy. You know who's a real pain busy

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1:23:30

You're disappointed I'm disappointed sure chase left to talk, but I'm here and this

1:23:37

Okay, maybe if I can hack into the system I can trace the energy signal check the manifest

1:23:42

I'm gonna work put me in the game. Oh, it'd be great. Yeah, let go to work. Put me in the game, coach. Something would be great.

1:23:45

Yeah, let's start with something.

1:23:47

Put me in the game, coach. Oh, it's not time?

1:23:52

Come on now.

1:23:53

What, what, what, what, what?

1:23:53

Still got it.

1:23:55

Whoa, hacking a mainframe on his. Why did I just say that?

1:24:01

Up, up up right? I'm getting a huge energy reading coming from the captains quarters

1:24:08

Right and I'm supposed to know where that is

1:24:10

See that tower?

1:24:12

Oh perfect so you want me to cross

1:24:14

this active battlefield

1:24:16

I didn't want you to do any of this

1:24:18

I get it, thanks

1:24:22

Keep your eyes peeled for invisible

1:24:24

Looks like she might know something we don't Oh no, oh no. Okay, now we're timed and busy girls got a health bar

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1:24:49

Okay, almost got it

1:24:54

There's a gal you might die don't you mess with me I think I can use this hurry up

1:25:01

I'm trying I'm trying there Password left left up, I'm trying I'm trying there Password left left up, right We in here hey, we're in here Door lock overridden

1:25:25

You're dead. Catch a breath, yep. Inhale it, inhale it. Okay, hey, Lizzie, lead him towards that speaker tower. I've got an idea. That better be a good one.

1:25:26

All right, all right, all right, here we go, here we go. Follow me, feather.

1:25:28

I've got something real cool to show you.

1:25:29

At the tower, do your thing.

1:25:30

Working on it.

1:25:31

Working on it.

1:25:32

I'm working on it. Alright, here we go. Here we go. Follow me father. I got something real cool to show you at the tower do your thing

1:25:47

Working on it

1:25:49

Work faster

1:25:52

Okay here here here my bad my bad my bad boom like that we got here Okay, so I can take this power back right No Okay, I can't and then here here here we're in here horn system override busy cover your ears

1:26:23

look out behind you

1:26:34

Her her build is espionage Sabotage Spy work her being in the field and she always trying to fight and box people bro Literally contrary to her power make no type of say Okay, just worry about not you gotta catch her breath while you fighting and going invisible I mean she all right. nevermind, she can do work. Matter of fact, if she was a cardio expert,

1:27:08

and could like,

1:27:09

why does the crane have the hardest controls?

1:27:22

Zap him, zap him! Okay, left, left, left left right zap them zap them okay left left left right all right

1:27:28

we're here the crane boom got him

1:27:40

the captain's quarters to be right in front of you. Tell us where the pulse is, Invisible before we go full Pompeii on your ass.

1:27:50

Full Pompeii on my ass? What kind of threat is that? You gonna give me diarrhea?

1:27:54

Wait, no. That was predictable.

1:28:01

Okay, shoot. Find it, find it!

1:28:03

Where the fuck is this thing because that's not gonna hold him for long. It's in the safe. Okay, shoot, find it, find it!

1:28:14

You about to, is the safe connected to the internet? How is this my door?

1:28:21

Okay, um...

1:28:25

You can get zapped Let me move Freaking playing pac-man in here bro ain't no way okay Somebody gets zapped we need more power You can get zapped too, okay? now now oh yeah that's all I had to do let's get it all right I don't know does it

1:28:55

look like a rabbit shut up shut up you know what get out yes it does okay Okay. She's dead. She's dead. Y'all ready to watch Invisi-Gal get body?

1:29:29

She dead.

1:29:31

Invisi-Gal stop!

1:29:33

Why is she carrying the suitcase?

1:29:39

Is that what you need? Hey, Vizzy, stay calm. Your inhaler is a few feet in front of you, okay? You gotta get to it.

1:29:50

Oh no. Oh no. We told you. We told you not to go, bro.

1:30:01

Hey, Vizzy, he's just gonna keep f***ing with you, but you don't give up. Okay

1:30:11

Busy you gotta fight please busy. Hey, listen to me. You get up call your line Keep up Oh, this is cold!

1:30:27

Oh, he's gonna die, obviously.

1:30:36

Oh!

1:30:37

You're gonna have a freaking heart attack. Oh my goodness.

1:31:14

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Chase is a freaking goat. Oh my goodness. That climactic buildup. He said keep up, boom up boom oh that was tough you and 25% wanted to wait

1:31:50

yeah we wanted to wait because look what happened you and zero percent helped invisigow so i'm the only one out here it's literally just me y'all trash bro you in 11% dance with Invisigow. You in 21% flexed. You in 85% failed. You in 14% of the mold people. You in 5% did a bard.

1:32:14

Prism out here as usual. What a freaking cliffhanger. That was the worst cliffhanger so far. I have no words besides Chase is the GOAT. I'm already accepting that he's, episode seven's gonna start with a funeral scene.

1:32:27

We're all gonna band together, fight shroud. That was freaking fire. If y'all are ready for the dispatch finale next week, you already know what to do. Be sure to sisters and samurai, slice that like button. Subscribe to the day to join the samurai. Be sure to sisters and samurai, slice that like button. Subscribe to the day to join the samurai. And until next time my brothers and sisters.

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