The Cards! The Cards!
The Cards!
We could just keep one door closed we'd be alright. Warming back up to head back into FNAF Ruin DLC. I thought we would check out this game. I'm expecting this to be a breeze. Let's get into it. Those night at F- This ain't about to be nothing. First night, about to beat this whole demo.
No.
Oh, look at that.
Up, down, up, down. Fredbear's Family Diner. Signage is looking very bare, very boring. It's giving old grocery store vibes. You could have put like a little marquee up there, you know, little Fred.
I could make a WD-40 joke, but that's too easy What we doing over here spring Bonnie? Close your mouth first and foremost nobody trying to see all that gummage damn I was a battery Press X to replace your flashlight's battery What flashlight bucko? We got limited sprint? I did not see that. Speaking of FNAF Ruin, right?
Oh, we can peek. I made a comment like why hasn't Scott opened up like a real Freddy's family pizza? I never thought about this y'all told me he said he would except people would try to like recreate you know the bite of 87 you know purple guy killing kids in real life and I'm like that's so crazy that that's something that we have to worry about in this society because think about it who wouldn't want to hang out with these two guys you You know what I mean?
Like the one on the left looks very friendly, the one on the right is literally staring at me right now. Like, look at him. Freak is you looking at? You guys are pretty chill though, right? Hey, you two guys are chill?
Promise me you two guys are chill.
Sorry, of order. Whoever's in there, stay in there. We don't want you. You're not invited. We never liked you.
Oh.
We can get under the table.
Wonder why we can do that.
Ha ha ha ha.
Surely those two on the stage aren't gonna be chasing us around. Phone ringing.
Where'd I phone?
Oh, flashlight!
What's goody?
Hey, Julio.
Listen, I-
I didn't know I was a Hispanic.
In that case, let me get in on the conversation. Hey Julio, listen I-
I didn't know I was a Hispanic. In that case, let me get into character.
I want to apologize again for the super short notice that you're working the night shift for this last week before the renovations. I had this week booked off several months in advance for my sister's wedding.
Imagine like, you have to go to a family member's funeral and they're like, yeah, you know, we need you to come in and watch these animatronics.
Damien just quit. At least I assume so. He doesn't answer his phone and he hasn't written anything in to say he's leaving. So I guess he just kind of saved enough to quit.
I don't know.
But that left us with just you. Good for him. Not ideal, but you are the only person qualified enough for the job out of everyone. I'm not ideal? Good thing is you get a bit of extra pay. Well I would assume so. I skipped a funeral for this. Before anything else though, I get to do the legal stuff. I'm sure you got all of this in person when you started during the day, but now you're gonna get the night security version because there are some differences.
No!
All right.
We're good. The night shift shouldn't really be any different to your usual day.
Uh-huh.
Except that the place is empty. Or it should be.
Huh?!
That's your job, actually.
Keep it empty.
Okay.
You should have a company-provided flashlight with you. Yeah. company provided flashlight with you yeah handy to have but it juice through batteries quicker than Damien went through Bonnie bites if it runs out you do work in a restaurant with some pretty high-tech stuff shoot there's bound to be some spare batteries lying around somewhere yeah I just use one speaking of batteries the power does tend to be finicky to say the least so if there are any issues like if the lights start flickering once what's missing the
monitor at the back of the office was get it all down and then switch it back on again. Boss says it messes with the reserved power generator. Listen, I couldn't make this shift, but since I am halfway across the world for this wedding, I am awake and able to help you out. So just call me back if you need me. Thanks again, Julio.
Good luck this week. Oh, and before I forget, there's a curtain in the party room on the west side of the main dining room. Make sure it stays closed at all times, alright? Boss's orders. Alright, call me back if you
need anything. Interact with the phone throughout the night to ask your guide questions. I'm about to camp right next to this table why'd I just say that like that table sometimes I wish I was from Baltimore you know how they be talking but you trying to do do there he is look over there is he looking yeah he's looking at me why did he stop why did he stop? Why did he stop walking?
Did he see me? Oh my goodness!
We're dead! Hey editing Cory, check it in here. So, uh, I played the first part of this game like a complete dunce Okay, I was calling Freddy Fred bear wasn't checking the curtains wasn't doing anything I was supposed to be doing and yet I was progressing So my mistakes weren't being corrected until the game got hard enough to force me to play correctly
So just keep that in mind. Thank you. You know what? How about instead of going inside of there? I just walk home force me to play correctly. Hey, I'm going home now. Take care. I'll catch you in the- I don't think you heard me, Fredbear's Family Diner.
I'm going home, okay?
H-O-
Alright, there's only one thing left I can do. Alright, just give me some batteries. Wait what?
Distraction?
Bro the game is not telling us all the...
Ooooooh.
That could come in handy. Okay so first I'm gonna collect some batteries.
Bing.
Bong.
Bop.
Alright. Hey Julio, do you have any questions before I let you go?
Interact with the phone throughout the night blah blah blah. Hello hello. Oh you can actually answer questions. There's a doll on my desk. Did management think I needed company?
Yeah maybe. I know the doll you're talking about though. He's a little thing teddy bear basically is that even moves last I asked the boss about it. He said it's a prototype for a new toy wants to make so he keeps it in there for safekeeping away from any other guests.
It's a prototype. Is the night still going while I answer ask questions. They're chasing me. They saw me and they headed right for me
That's odd. You should be on the approved personnel list See while they're patrolling they also act as additional security guards They can pick up that new RFID stuff from your work badge And if you're not approved to be in the building at night They'll alert the authorities and attempt to restrain you until they show up Management should have given you an updated work badge
Maybe something's up with the shift data system I'll try and get a hold of texting tomorrow since they're not on call right now She didn't get this fixed for you. Oh, yeah, stay out of their way your office does have those heavy-duty doors You can close to keep yourself from getting detained heavy duty doors you can close to keep yourself from getting detained. Detained? Good luck, Julio. I'm sure I'll get a hold of them for you.
I think you mean massacred. So if I just stay here, they shouldn't be able to move, right? I found the perfect strat. They can't move while you're looking at them. All right, y'all. I'll see y'all at the end of night. Yeah, you can't get off the stage, can you?
Unless I turn around. You might look scary. You might be looking around right now, but you can't move, can you? Not while I got you in my sights. I already found the hack. You're gonna stand on that stage like a good little boy while I cruise my way to a
Throw the glass throw the glass But you're slow you're slow and guess what else We're gonna wait till he gets right up to the door Bonk, boom. I can't close the door oh he just banged on the door don't hate okay how much power do we have yeah we're gonna have to open this door but I don't I don't know what's what I don't
know if he's still standing outside yeah gone. Oh my goodness! Hey pal! You're walking like a drunkard. Have a long night? Yeah, come up to the door, moron. Get bodied, loser.
Watch this side.
Uh huh.
Oh, big bad man. Big mad man wants to be let inside. I don't think so. Just watch this left side. Hey, we could just keep one door closed. We'll be all right. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH No Way Did that thing just sprint like that so so spring Bonnie is cheeks sucker walking around
I'm like, oh, it's night one. We cruising we bruising nothing to worry about this sucker was running. I mean, I get I didn't even see I heard before I saw I'm like. Either they break dancing out there or my man is full hauling. I thought I thought it was Spring Bonnie. Oh, no, we can't even get past the first night Shut up. Do you have any questions before I let you go? Yeah, shut up. Shut up. So they're not chill
Unfortunately, I thought things were gonna be chill here. It said they could hear me walk change flashlight batteries I don't even want to stand. All right. All right. All right. Here's what we're here's what we're gonna do. Because the first the first couple hours they don't move, right? I like to stay in here at first, right? Also, I just got another idea. Who says we can't just stay under the table for the whole night, right? That's that's a valid strategy. Unless you know the game like has a protocol for that. We're gonna stand here. Spring Bonnie's gonna wake up first. Hopefully. Spring Bonnie's gonna wake up. We're gonna head to the office. We camp the office until about 3
30 ish. I think that's when Fredbear wakes up at which point we will be closing both doors We are dealing with an s-class threat here. Okay 2 a.m This means spring Bonnie's gonna be getting off the stage very soon. Tell your friend over there to relax I don't know what type of oil and gears that they use on that one. He got premium supplies Okay, so spring I'm stuck in a corner stuck in a corner okay yep spring Bonnie you're chill you're
chill you're chill 62 I'm closing the doors might have been a little early might have been a little early so what's emergency power shutdown Fred bear can see you through the cameras new rolls he busted through the door let's start with that what cameras this is literally taking like seven minutes to get back there over and over and over again.
And then they say we gotta keep this closed. It's something breathing behind this curtain, brother. Did he say anything about them bussing?
Hey, do we all need something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought the place was shut down. Why is Spring Bonnie walking around? What's the deal with the curtains? Says something about the lights flickering. Nothing about the cameras? Bye pal. It said, it said it could see me through the cameras. I was literally standing here. What camera is looking at me? What's an emergency power shutdown oh is that so um Freddie can't see me right because the power's off or the cameras quote-unquote are off oh
this is horrifying but they're still on they're still on the stage right yeah it's too early okay let's get this power back on I'm sure we'll need that for later bridge let's restart that okay, okay. Let's ask him some questions.
Oh, right.
At night, there's switches some sort of patrolling mode. I think the boss said it was to make sure their motors don't break. I don't know. I'm not an engineer, but I do know they won't hurt you. So just relax. Keep an eye out for anything weird.
No, make sure no one breaks in Don't fall asleep
Hiding right under this table room It's about to be the most boring gameplay cuz guess what soon as them eyes light up under the table We go under the tape Get under Get under Three a.m.. We've never made it to four.
He just wants me to sign up for the money. No way, no way!
This is a horrifying game.
Grab this, grab this.
Get out of here! We're dead. Fredbear's about to wake up. I gotta turn the power off
change the battery I can't see Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
We got to walk around. We got to walk around.
That thing's going to come.
That doll is going to come.
No way.
Get out or get on or get on.
No way that thing is running around like that. No way. that no way Get out, get out. The dog's gonna come. We gotta stay out. We gotta stay out. No way that thing is running around like that. It's only five.
I thought it was already five.
Stay out, just stay out, just stay out.
He's far away.
Please, please, dog, don't come now. It's gotta be six.
Oh! Oh Get out get out No way no way no way it's not to be six
We literally just died at
559 a.m.. This got to be my new favorite for their fan game dude. The doll literally ratted me out bro. Literally just spawned in front of me. Why can that happen? I mean I know the logistics behind it it's trying to keep you from staying in one spot the whole game, but why? Oh, we're never beating the first night.
Ah!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Hey, Julio.
Listen, do you have any questions before I let you go?
Why did you hire me? You, you little freaking piece of garbage. Guess what? If I make it out of here, you little freaking piece of garbage. Guess what? If I make it out of here, you're going in the grinder. I gotta beat this besides turning the lights off
and finding a place to camp. Okay, so they can hear you walk. They can hear you talk, breathe, blink. Hey, pal. Why are you on that side? Oh my goodness, goodness with that stomping
Hi We're gonna go hide in the very last second. Okay, let's hide now. Let's hide now. It's gotta be almost six. It has to be. It has gotta be almost six, it has to be. It has to be.
Please.
Why are you in here? Why are y'all in here? How is it not six yet? Alright, I gotta get out, I gotta get out.
I'm getting out. Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh my goodness! Oh!
Oh, I thought I was cooked. I thought I was cooked. Second night, yes. Hey, I beat the game as far as I'm I was cooked. Second night, yes.
Hey, I beat the game as far as I'm concerned. Ain't no way, bro. There's no way. Do you get a gun on the second night? Come on, we need something, chief.
Come on.
Answer the phone.
Hey, Julio, glad you're still kicking. Barely. First night went okay, I hope. No! I won't take up a whole bunch of time talking again. I know you've got stuff to take care of there.
I just wanted to check in and see how things were going. Horrible. And let you know about a couple of things I think I forgot to mention yesterday.
What?
So, first, I think I let you know about the curtain. Making sure you keep it closed whenever, right?
Perfect.
I got a voicemail from day shift. Said the janitor also has the week off. So there might be some glasses and whatever lying around from the day before. You don't have to do anything with them if you don't want to. Just letting you know in case you're confused why they're around. Oh, boss left me a voicemail too. Said that the night vision feature in the cameras was working again.
Um, it's just running off its own battery for right now, since it was on the fritz. Uh, maybe you already figured that out. I was just letting you know, because when I left, the whole system was disconnected. Pretty neat tricks they got now, huh? Anyway, I'll let you go, pal. Don't pass out while you're there. I know you ain't used to the night hours yet.
Don't forget, you can call me if you got any questions, right?
See ya.
Bro.
Hey, do you need something?
It's the same questions. You hear, did you hear a bump? Oh wait, that doll that was on my desk moved?
Boss said he noticed some of the littler kids That doll that was on my desk moved. Haul- Little Haul Monitor? You know, getting to her and whatever. So, he's also like a little hall monitor. Catch you later, Julio.
Hall- Little hall monitor? No, he's a rat! Hello, hello. Fredbear.
What it is?
Out of the party room curtain, you said? That would be really weird if it was still up and running. Boss said he used some of the parts in other projects. I knew it was still kicking around somewhere, but for sure not up and running Maybe don't tell mr. Afton about this right? He's still really sensitive about the big guy after what happened to his boy last year Got his own brother
Truth he ought to do him some good for a while poor Evan Anyway, I'll put in the maintenance report about some noises in the suit maybe Keep an eye out. All right. See you man. Stay safe
Yes, stay safe
Guys, I have no strategy for this game. I feel like we just barely made it through that first night This is not sustainable. Wait, there's a, why is there a way through that side? And freaking Spring Bonnie just won't leave me alone. The door was closed. This sucker went through the other side. I'm still tripping over how
Fredbear can break through the door. Three o'clock, three o'clock. All right, is it time to shut down? I think it's time to shut the cameras down. 345, he's still not up yet.
Let's turn off.
Back up.
Did this?
No. He wakes up right before 4 o'clock. Look how quick he is now. So now we got a clock right in front of us. Guess what? I'm staying right in this office, bro. Get under. Spring Bonnie, bro. Spring Bonnie, find something to do.
See, look, look, they're camping. This is trash.
They're camping.
Look, look, look!
Why is Spring Bonnie just chilling over here? That doll's about to spawn in front of me. It's about to be over. And it's 5 o'clock. Bonnie is literally standing in front of me. I can't move.
It's over, guys. They're just camping around me. I can't- I can't move It's over guys, they're just camping around me I can't I can't leave Don't know how Fred bear didn't I don't know how Fred bear didn't attack. Oh, we're good. We're good. That's it. That's a win
Hey Hey, hey, hey, yo.
Third night, you know what I mean? This is light work. I developed this strat, and now they can't beat me.
Ha ha, he he he he he he.
Go ahead, pick it up.
Thank you.
Julio, how's it going tonight, bud, bud?
Finally getting, oh we're buds now.
Don't call me bud!
Getting used to the schedule? I'd be more than happy to trade places with you once in a while if you ever want to do a night once I'm back no I'm messing with you I know day is probably a lot better for your head my wife has never been too happy with me since I started working nights I always get home right when she heads out for the day but not too bad of a gig uh, I never told you how to operate that breaker, in case the building ran out of juice for the night. I've only ever had to use it once or twice. Typically, it keeps itself going.
Basically, if the building shuts off, you can use that emergency power monitor in the back of the room to start a partial recharge of the reserve power. To activate it fully, though, you gotta pull that big lever on the breaker in the closet next to the main stage. It's on the right of the reception. It should keep the lights on a little while longer. Boss doesn't like it when we use it though, since it takes a big toll on that weird alternator gizmo we rigged to make it work. If you try to use it any more than twice a night, it'll fry it completely.
Dude, spring Bonnie, please. Anyway, that's all I wanted to mention, I think. Oh, the curtain. A boss left me another message, told me the motorized function that pulls it back might be going bad. Misfiring or something.
Says it'll only get worse, so keep a closer eye on it, all right? Stay safe, bud.
Call me if you need anything. Spring Bonnie is on my butt, bro. And that little muskrat gremlin snitch over there. This is very good, very good. 245, does he wake up 245?
No? Okay.
Okay. I'm trying to push it as far as possible.
There we go!
Ah! Ah! Ah! possible there we go shut your freaking mouth up oh wait what we went this whole time I didn't even know this was a thing. But I mean, let's be real. Who cares about watching them on the camera? How's this gonna help us?
Oh.
Dang.
That volume, dude. They got some type of heat signature. You know, it's like he got off the stage. He's coming straight for where I am He's coming straight here and battery and look at the we're already at 73% power just for me looking at the cameras Not even worth look I Haven't even been doing that curtain crap.
They expect me to watch a curtain on top of this? All right, you stay asleep until what was it, three? It's like three something? This junk just fully open? Okay, glad whatever was in there didn't bother coming out. We got to focus on these curtains guys.
Let's focus on these curtains. Keep the curtains closed. I really haven't been doing that. How about we camp curtains, right? Camp curtains. I just don't know what to do about Fredbear.
I just don't know what to do about Fredbear, I just don't know what to do about Fredbear, bro
We can't do anything with that sprinting. Oh
Curtains opened up a little bit, huh?
Okay, bring Bonnie can you find something to do huh?
Please Fredbear stay on the stage. Stay on the stage, bruh. Please. I don't know how close the full game is to coming out, but regardless, if y'all know how to not make Fredbear sprint, let me know down in the comments. I'm gonna change the battery. They're about to hear that.
Yeah, just happen to turn this way, huh
Just happen to turn this way, huh, right when what's-the-name's about to wake up
Yes, he's staying on the stage for a long time He's staying on the stage, but he's about to get off
He's about to get off the stage. He's about to run and kill me. We got to get back to curtains. The curtains. There's a song playing.
Oh no!
Close!
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. We're good, we're fine, we're fine. Freddy's still on the stage at five.
Run.
Change the battery. Oh, we're about to camp. We're camping. We are camping. That's it. Night three down.
Night three down.
End it.
End it, end it. End it. End it. End it. End it.
End it.
End it. I don't know how I'm getting through this. I literally don't know. I don't know how. Fourth night, are you kidding me? The first night was like the hardest one. No, I'm lying.
I'm lying.
I'm lying.
I'm lying.
Oh, goodness. Give me some help, brother. Help me, goodness. Give me some help, brother. Help me, brother!
Hey, Julio, buddy, what?
This dude is lit.
What's up, what's going on? Is Dev finally done with his ceremony? Is that the best part of the wedding now? Hey, listen, I just wanted to give you one last call before I fly back tomorrow. I hope you know how much I appreciate you doing the job for me while I'm gone. The big guys, they really kind of freak me out, you know?
I've never been a fan of robots since I saw that killer robot movie a few weeks ago in the theater. Scared the hell out of me. You know the one I'm talking about right? The big guy's the robot. He's the big European guy. Listen, I know it's a weird job and Whatever. But sometimes they, you know, they like, it's like they're watching me. And they want to get me. Oh really? They're freaky, you know?
Especially the big ones in the back. Ever since what happened to the boss's kid, I don't know. I can never go near that thing. I'm really glad it's you there right now, not me. That big... he's part of the reason I left. He's like, I want to go on vacation because the boss says that big one is connected to the cameras in the place.
What?
He said it sees whatever they see, whatever the cameras see.
Right?
And it freaked me out really bad. I couldn't deal with it. Oh, alright. I'll talk to you when I get back Julio okay because I'm going on my flight tomorrow so I won't be around and I'm finishing my party tonight so I won't be around to call all right have a
good night Julio Oh Where is it where is spring Bonnie at Oh I literally don't know how to find this guy The curtains, the curtains! The curtains!
I forgot about the curtains! I forgot about the curtains! I forgot about the curtains! Oh! Oh!
My light, my light. Everything's gone wrong. Everything's gone wrong. Fredbear's not running after me.
Wait, what?
Why isn't he running?
Why isn't he running?
I mean, I'm not complaining.
My stamina!
I want to stop.
I want to stop. I think we might be able to be night for I think I understand the sprinting thing hasn't happened ever since the curtains were closed I Thought the curtains thing was for another Animatronic back there, but it feels like it's linked to Fredbear sprinting problem is stamina is
actually dog water What I am what I am There's five more hours guys. We could do this five more hours Right. I mean this is best-case scenario when you just can chill out the curtain without any aggro You guys have a great day.
I hope everything's nice in your life.
Crouch, crouch, crouch.
Everything was going good. Everything was going good. What if I just play?
What?
The garden is closed. What the fuck? What is happening?
Is the gremlin crawling around? Brother, brother, what happened to my sprint?
What happened to it? Brother I know I had full sprint. I know I had it look it's not coming back
This is nonsense
What happened to my sprint I don't know if it like
zeroed out when I got jump-scared by the
That didn't happen the other time
Like what's going on with my sprint? I got it. I really got to pay attention to it I just got to pay attention to the sprint some weird stuff started happening at 2 a.m. Right? Bunch of weirdness started happening. The small thing literally just woke, jump scared me for no reason. Sprint takes like eight years to come back. Watch the stamina guys. Watch the stamina. Watch the floors. The little gremlin is crawling around. Okay, now I was gonna play Ring Around the Rosie with this guy, then I got randomly jump scared right here. I don't know what was up with that.
Flashlight dead as usual. Close the curtains, close the curtains, idiot! Okay, all right. Flashlight off, reserve power. Watch this sprint, watch. It ain't my stamina.
It ain't my-
Oh!
It was good.
Alright, get out, get out, get away, get away, get away. Okay, alright. Just get out the way. Just get away from everything. Just get it. Get away from everything. Power turned off. Fredbear's on the way.
I honestly, I honestly don't care about power. I care about this guy staying where he's supposed to stay. We need to get to curtains now. That's that's not a that's not a that's not negotiable. That's not negotiable. We not a... that's non-negotiable. That's non-negotiable. We gotta get to curtains now.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
We're fine.
Everything's fine.
Just watch out for, uh... Watch out for the little gremlin. I'm not sure how that thing... works. We're good right now. Things are fine. Crap crap. The eyes don't glow. I changed batteries at the worst time. At the worst I need help. Tips in the comments please.
If you guys want to see more of this, what we thinking 200k, 250k likes, I don't know. There was a lot of stress and trauma that I just went through. Hopefully you guys enjoyed. Be sure to subscribe to Samurai, slice that like button, subscribe to D-Day to join the Samurai. Samurai.
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