Ngl I am the natural wine guy #comedy #hospitality #bartender

Sorry, can I get a pint of Foster's, please?Right, yeah, we don't do Foster's, guys, but before that, I need to see all of your IDs, OK?Right, how can I help?Do you do student discount?Yeah, we do student discount, yeah.You've only 2 ,050 pints.

No, obviously not.What's your cheapest pint?Uh, ale.I don't like ale.Of course you don't.Ooh, I'm getting too old for drinking now, mate.

No, you're not.What?Skip the bullshit.What can I get you?Tequila, lime and soda?Yeah.

Brilliant.Sorry, boss.When you're ready, can I get two IPAs, please?Yeah, absolutely, mate.No worries.Cheers, man.

Alright, guys, how's it going?Good.After natural wines, is it?Yeah, what you got?Oh, I got some great stuff today.Can I get a full pint of lager?

A full pint?Yeah.On a Wednesday?I know.Woo!Can I get a drink?

Yes, mate, absolutely.Was it a half pint of non -alcoholic beer?Exactly.Brilliant.Ladies, I'm gonna need to see some ID.Oh, stop it.

I'm joking.The rosé's already on the table.We just got this one back in.We used to have it.We got rid of it for a while.Now it's back.

There you go, mate.There's your seventh double vodka of the evening.Brilliant.You all good, yeah?I made it this far, haven't I?It's actually inspiring.

And if you'd like, you can go sit on that table just over there.Drink your glass of red wine for a whole 25 minutes if you want to have a long evening.Nice.