Midnight's a funny thing. Makes people see things. Makes people hear things. I pulled quite a few all-nighters for reasons that I will never tell. Stop asking.
Ever. But it's a funny thing. You get FNAF. Started at midnight. This is a shift at midnight. And it might just get multiplayer.
What if you were a grocery store clerk who worked at a 24-hour grocery? Never mind. It's a convenience store. Never mind What kind of bus service runs at midnight So Your convenience store clerk Objective head inside I'll do that in my own time. Thank you very much
So it's a gas station convenience store, but it's a bit bigger than you would expect it to be It's a goddamn mystery Oh let it replace you Okay, oh we got a j-
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Cool use it to buy cola at the vending machine. Nice Use it to buy cola at the vending machine. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I can buy cola at the vending machine Praise the entity Yeah, all right, whatever It can't see can't it it can't see what me
So I'm willing to bet that at some point it's gonna make me throw away the trash. Which is always fun. Can I go in here? Ooh! I can. More coins too. Retrieve mop here.
Thanks.
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I- You know, if you play this section on loop, YouTube's age systems will think that you're... You know? You know? Alright. Okay. This, that.
Oh, cool. That. Alright. Nice. Take empty trash bags. Well, I don't need empty ones. That's for sure hide
Moderately concerning flashlight. All right token. Yes, please
All right, so why would I want that
Throw to lure enemies into traps Okay Throw to lure enemies into traps Uh-huh, okay Doppelgangers continue to ravage America throughout the night Doppelganger sightings increase, experts advise checking ID and personnel de- Personal details when interacting with strangers
Or don't go out at night
Alone I guess, I don't know
Get a drink of the-
Oh!
Use trash bags to throw out the limbs. Mop the floor. Restock the incomplete shelf with the boxes. All right. Hmm. Alright. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Something tells me... Something tells me... That I might... just...
Need to clean that up. Products that up products never mind the blood I've got products to stuff retrieve gun here oh come on come on restock Oh Oh said a Oh, is that a peepeepeepeepeepeepee?
Is that a kikikikikikiki?
It's like Tetris Except not not at all only in the way that you can see what's coming up next. That's how it's like Tetris Someone got that Someone understands what I'm talking about.
Buh!
I don't know where that box dunded gone. It kinda sploded. Hey, another flashlight. That's nice. Hide and you will be safe. Okay. Yeah, okay.
Ah.
Ding dong. Scan items. Pack all items first. Okay. items first okay you know in real life automatic doors scare me too so that's not weird it's not that weird I'm not weird I'm not that weird here I am opening all the bathroom doors I'm not that weird a new mop outdoors
Okay
Okay
All right, sure Whatever, so I need to clean the blood. I need to use trash ready to throw out the limbs in the storage room I don't get that but alright I don't know what kind of limbs these is but I'm not familiar with them oh man look at me sprint noise I need this and then I need to thrust it undulately at the blood late-night mop style okay
whoa all right restock the incomplete shelf with da boxes. Alright, you got it. Oh, that's my bottle.
Alright-
Uhhhhhh...
Okay, that's fine. Why is it only this one? Oh, I see. Alright. Read the instructions on the checkout counter. You got it, it boss I think
some of your customers will be doppelgangers you may ask each customer five questions if you suspect anything about their story or appearance question them to determine if their response is human if you ask the right question
the fucking way you if you guys ready FUCKING WAIT
You if you guys ready you will see non-human detect locate the gun underneath the counter and shoot uh-huh
So those hands are human Graveyard shift my friend. Hey, that's a little daunting. Yeah daunting yeah well I went into this mall once mm-hmm yeah uh-huh all right scan nice check the computer Question my appearance. Yeah, what's with your club hands? What's with your fickle mitts? Ask anything. What's with your limbs? All right. No time limit, huh? Yeah, all right. Bag. Bag, bag. Okay, so it's got a little bit of shopping simulator. I might like this game. I might like it a lot.
Movements. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Right. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh-huh.
Hey, wait a minute Okay, I guess you're done then Unless no All right. Have a good- alright goodbye. Whatever- Jesus Christ. You don't even- you were so friendly. What the hell? I need to grab a few things and head home. Alright, Bonnie McCree. Boop!
Nurse- M- MOOOOLD! ahead keep it shaved easier that way all right cool yeah that's I'm gonna keep
asking about often wears glasses I took my glasses out before heading in here
why
okay all right
Why doesn't nobody say goodbye, why does no one ever say goodbye? Oh, I'm watching you
You seem fine, I guess Good thing I have the exact same items on every single shelf
All right. Hi buddy No big d- shelf all right I body no big deal Oh
No big deal, buddy, no big deal
Don't mind all of that Please do not mind this and that and also this and a little bit of that don't mind any of this I'm not crazy laughing carrying a bag of body limbs body parts part bodies party parts a I'm not crazy laughing carrying a bag of body limbs. Body parts. Part bodies. Party parts. A token! Mine! Why your neck bloody? Why- why your- oh it's a scarf.
That makes sense.
Excuse me! Don't mind me.
Hey! Hold on, hold on, hold on. Cutie. Cutie, cutie. Cutie me? Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Plumber? I'm a flight attendant, why would I be dirty?
Uh huh, yeah well hold on a second.
Hi. Damn they just don't do nothing. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, hold on a second. Hi Damn they just don't do nothing
Man, they do they don't they don't care
They don't mind at all
They don't mind at all
whoop Delivery has arrived. Oh boy. I know I should have shot right away when I detected that discrepancy, but you know Benefit of the doubt She called me a cutie Can the delivery be truck be a doppelganger could it be
What the hell hey What the hell? Hey! What the fuck? Is that C4? Oh my god Okay, well that's nice
Okay Can I park this here or something?
Oh I'm gonna close this
I don't feel safe
Hello
Hey man, I'm just down the road from your store
Hey man, I'm just down the road from your store Hey man, I'm just close this I don't feel safe
Hello. Hey, man, just down the road from your store
Car won't start really hanging it right again. Can you come out and help me? Go down the
Why Why would I do that why why would I do that why why can I take the gun with me I take the gun all right whatever I don't need a gun do I need the gun I should get the gun ah you know not yeah I'll take the. Where you at buddy? Oh no You're so far oh
You're so far away Oh no I'll help you
AH!
AH!
AH! Woah woah woah
Good well alright I guess I'll do you! AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! Woah, woah, woah, woah.
Good! Well, alright, I guess I me do that all right hey no need for me to think twice about that it's definitely gone what's up big guy I don't know whether okay he's gone all right okay don't mind the gun why didn't I get dead? Why wasn't I myrtle eyes?
Why was that not myrtle aided? Why did that scare me? Excuse me, sir? Good evening. Just grab it
Why are you so big? Oh huh hmm you know what that's fine I trust you kind of a little bit huh have a good day. I should close some of the doors that are leading in. Hi. Are you responsible for also helping to kill doppelgangers? I hope so. I'll be right with you, sir.
I know. Net business, huh? And what is net? Non-human eradication task force. We're the reason those doppelgangers haven't ripped you apart yet. You should be grateful.
Uhhhh
Well about that
Head
Wrong with me? I'd be the first to know. I'm sure you would, buddy. I'm sure you would.
Close.
Standard issue. You don't need to know more than that. Thanks. All in place. Not that it's any of your business. Alright. Okay, alright. You're fine, man. Your shift is done. Clean up ahead to the bus.
Alright, I don't know if this is gonna help me for tomorrow, so I'm gonna do it, but I don't know. Eh, whatever, that's good enough. Okay, clean up! What do you mean clean up? What do I need to clean? What kind of up am I doing? Why do I have C4? What was that part of the delivery?
Alright, whatever. part of the delivery. Hey, the bus is it 6 a.m. already? All right, what if the bus driver is a doppelganger? Counterfeit money? Is that from doppelgangers? Like if I just... they don't actually have real money? What if it's like a productive doppelganger of society? What if what if they're there actually have real money. What if it's like a productive doppelganger of society? What if what if they're there they're making money working a job and just live and let live, you know
A new night check the notice board. All right, sure Okay, so the items Didn't restock automatically, but they did keep what I had Traitors among us some humans siding with the doppelgangers religious group advocates for total replacement by doppelgangers They call themselves the assimilation order Hey Simulation order, you know, I'm I'm a bit I'm something of an assimilator myself. I
Didn't see ya. Hey, what's up old timer? You're looking mighty weird wrinkles you say Never heard of them. Hold on. I'll be right with you mystery cans Huh, all right whoa shiny oh no rogue all right how you doing? Ain't nothing wrong with mo walking huh? You got a problem?
Generally dirty attire Don't like the shirt and here to impress nobody. All right, you know what? I don't even need to ask any more questions I'm just gonna enable you by selling you $60 worth of mystery bottles. It might be It might just be vinaigrette for all I know have fun with the balsamic also it might have been counterfeit money for all I know hey fuck hello where'd you get those from Jade?
Where where did
Where where?
Where'd you get them from Jade? This could just be a fake ID. It- hmm.
Hello, I am Mark.
Head. Uh huh, oh yeah, uh huh. I am Mark head Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. I wear clothes as human as I've ever heard it. I Own arms and legs, you know me too. They do say right to bear arms! Or right to human arms.
I move fine.
That you do. That you- you know, I can't even find a-
a flaw here!
What year is it? 93. Okay, so you're... You're 23? I guess I could check out. That is me
You know even though you clearly didn't get this stuff from here
It's not like I'm taking a hit on my inventory if I check you out therefore even if you had counterfeit money it wouldn't be so bad
therefore You know I even if you had counterfeit money it wouldn't be so bad therefore You know I I loved all your answers and honestly I
Can't tell the difference check out bye. Have a good day. Have a lovely time. Oh, okay, that's a gun. Well, I mean...
Uh-huh, okay, alright. Can I talk to you?
Heh. Two can play at this game. Oh, oh.
Now I feel bad. Now I feel bad. Hey, there's nothing in here. Why is this even here? Well, that was- I don't feel good about that one. Excuse me. Don't mind this. Don't mind that. Excuse me, almost got that. Whoa, look! Mysterious trail of blood. Hey, where'd my flashlight go?
Where'd you go?
Huh, he just disappeared into the ethos. Alright. Okay, whatever. Hey, where'd my mop go? MOP!
Damn it!
Mop.
Hold on, I gotta get some of this blood out here. It's counting against my score. Oh, there's one more. Somewhere. Alright, 99% it is Oh Blood I see the blood. Hold on. Where's my mom goddamn that mop?
Don't know that guy there All right, bud. Tommy Delgado Tommy. All right
Where's your shirt? Tommy Delgado Tommy all right, we're just sure
Unemployed huh explains why you got no shirt kind of between jobs right now Yeah, I know it's just really hot let me grab something for Catherine quickly so I can head home who's Catherine? I don't think I'm moving too weird, man. You know, you got a point, man. My hair, yeah, same as always, short and clean. I don't mind it that way. You got a point, I guess.
All intact, I hope. You know, you're very human. You're too human, actually. I understand your plight. Have a good day.
Let me stock up on- Oh wait, I don't have any more product. Too human actually. I understand your plight. Have a good day
Stock up on- oh wait, I don't have any more product. Where's all my product? Hey, can I get some product? Where's my damn product?
Okay, that's fine. All right, who's there? Tommy Delgado? Tommy Delgado? Ever feel like something's watching you? Cuz they are. Tommy Delgado? Tommy Delgado. Oh no. Oh
No Oh No So mine no weird lumps Check this morning. Oh, no. Oh No, I don't do shirts man. They're got they've got tracking fibers in them
Uh-huh
They got seams. Oh, is that so?
Alive! Huh, I
Would say I'm alive. I didn't even notice that one as an option to ask about last time. So I'm You know what? You seem more human than the other one and the other one seemed pretty human. You got seams man You got seam. You got seams. Oh My god, is that a seam? This is how to seem I've never looked at anyone in the back So I don't know which is which so I gotta give it to you man. Gotta give it to you
You seem legit. You have a good day now Hey Doppelgangers gotta eat those. Oh my delivery Why is this box even here shouldn't it have poofed into nothingness oh It's full I guess Alright alright, give me my stuff. Thanks. I
Welcome in Man for fucking hell Oh Fucking hell Hey, sir How you doing buddy, you know so good to see you again Glad you're here with us So good
Thanks. Okay. All right, sheriff. I here with us so good thanks okay all right sheriff I'm back uh-huh why are you spitting what in the fuck what in the god damn oh why is it raining forward from your mouth proud of you kid not many are willing to take a job this dangerous uh-huh it means the world, thank you. You got any seams on you? Okay, so he doesn't have any...
seams. Let me scan.
Uh-huh...
Uh...
Not sure what to say, sorry, bud. Got him on, don't I? Yeah, you do yeah you do you do look damn good in my photo don't I yeah you do you do okay Clyde Dawson well he is alive I should have looked up Tommy Delgado that's Tommy Delgado all right maybe he just came back twice I trust you have a good day why is it following you hey fuck are you? Where is your gasoline? Oh, it's out front.
It's out front.
Well. Well
Now Let's not be hasty Could have been anyone exploding out there. You got any seams on you
You got some seams
I'm not seeing any seams. Hmm. No seams here. All right. Well, uh What if I check you out, you know Given that I heard gun. Okay, so context clues here. I heard gunshots outside. And then he exploded. I don't even know what to think. I'm thinking I'm just gonna let bygones be bygones. Why don't you carry the fuck on?
Have a good fucking day! And I will live another day.
Good lord.
Oh fuck.
Oh.
Ding ding da ding ding. Ding ding da ding ding. Good Lord! Oh fuck!
Ohhhh
Ding ding de ding ding Ding de ding de ding Ding ding de ding ding What? Wha-wha? Oh, wha?
Wh-wha-what? Wh-what do you mean? What are you talking about? What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean, buddy? What are you talking about? What are you yapping about? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
Okay, uh, okay. So what's a defensible spot? I, okay, so I got trap- oh shit. Okay. Yeah. Yeah right here. That's good Okay, all right. So then if I put one right here, then they if they come in the back then that'll get them I'll leave that one like that. Actually, no, I'll put this one here Let's board that one up. Come on. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Okay. All right. Well, I don't know what this is
All right, I'll put that there I guess oh shit, okay. Oh fuck. Oh fuck Oh
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Oh yeah, that's what I thought.
Over here.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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