No, I Am Not Human

That's disturbing. Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to no I'm not a human which is very nice and honest of them This is a game that I've seen previews of for a very long time came out last month But it's out fully now and I have to determine who Well, I guess if they're gonna tell me straight up if they're not human then that's kind of beneficial to me anyway other than kind of the

same kind of testing that you would do in the other games where you have anomalous people and you're trying to determine whether or not they're real or not, I'm guessing it's gonna be a series of tests that I have to subject people to. Look at it, peef! Actually, we just got back from a trip. Aren't you tired of staying at home? Yeah, yeah, I remember. We went to the beach, early yeah we're getting her ready for school she doesn't want to go but what can you do right That's fun. Alright, I'll drop by later tonight.

Yeah.

Okay. Talk to you later. Buh-bye!

Oh, something in the video.

Oh! Uh-huh. Alright.

Hello? Uh-huh. All right Hello who's there? Hey neighbor long time no see how's life Same as it ever was so let me level with you. I came over for a reason I've been getting a little worried about you something real bad seems to be headed our way I just got off the phone with my cousin She told me the news is saying something weird is going on with the Sun and that there are people coming up from underground

Calling them Visitors for whatever reason creepy stuff. Huh sure hope it's not true What about the Sun either? It's gonna explode or something's gonna explode on it. Not totally sure. All I know is something's wrong with it Sure, you know, it's the summer's been the hottest one ever. I think we need to prepare ourselves for the worst My cousin told me that being home alone is dangerous. I came over to make sure you don't end up hurt or worse How are you daughter how your wife and daughter holding up? Don't worry about my family

Good friend of mine is staying with us right now. He's looking after them while I'm here.

Great. Let's continue this conversation in the morning then. I'll see you in the kitchen when you wake up.

What? See you in the morning. You gotta be- my kitchen?

Looks like no one else is coming tonight.

Uh-huh.

Oh, that's nice. No no smokes can't use the phone

better not go in there right now I'll check during the day why better not go in there right now skinny dog is standing on the footpath that runs through the field.

Oh!

It's looking around mournfully, perhaps trying to find some food.

Oh well come on in buddy!

Buddy!

Oh come on.

Come on. Hmm. hmm

well a few drunkards lay sprawled out on the street they're lying on the cold hard ground it appear to be fast asleep things are good for them right now

uh-huh

ok it's probably fine nothing I need to worry about I hate that I have windows that I need to check. That's very uncomfortable.

Uh-huh.

Kombucha? Saves the game. The save persists even after your current playthrough ends. My favorite drink. Makes me feel good. Clears my head. Reminds me of better times. Well, if it's... If it's only a one-time use I better hold off on that your neighbor's

house stands alone in the hayfield there's no light in the windows looks like his family is asleep okay okay oh yeah that's comfortable nope I don't look that way not anymore why I hate sleeping by the nightstand too many bad memories why bet it is. It's doing a great job at being uncomfortable, so that's nice. Breaking news! At 628 AM today, there was a powerful emission of energy from the sun.

This burst of energy was far larger than scientists had predicted. As a result, temperatures outside have reached critical levels levels the government has since declared a state of emergency We asked if you was refrained from going outside during the day up next something lighter Haha, all right, so I don't look that way you see ballerina's dancing gracefully crossing the stage and strong but Delicate leaps despite the elegance the dance evokes anxious

thoughts

I don't see it I don't feel anxious if only someone could just explain what's going on nope we don't get that. Was that the radio? What was that? To catch a signal, turn the ROP night. Turn the night right. Turn the right knob. To do this, left click and hold down the right knob.

Move your cursor left or right. The knob for adjusting the volume is on the left. It doesn't work anymore. If you still can't get a signal try changing the wave range to do this left click on the handles in the middle and continue Searching for the wave you need with right knob

Okay

Hello, this is the emergency services dispatch, How can I help you? People, they're running. Can you describe what you're seeing? Is there a fire? No, it's the sun. They, they're running up in the sun. Do not leave the house until dark.

No, that guy haunts the streets at night. The K01, he's not human.

All right, that didn't make any sense at all.

I'm afraid looking out right now will make me go blind.

I better take a peek at night. Um...

Oh, okay.

Toto. Pretty much the only toy I had as a kid. Well, except for the sticks we used to whack the grass. Fun childhood, man.

Don't get why it's not in the corner. I thought that was the rule And again dad never gave a damn about the rules. All right, so it's his family home we can assume that much One of those magazines where you got to find a certain person in the. Must be annoying. Wish people would just leave me alone already. Okay, that was not even anything to do with the magazine.

Honestly, I'm better off being alone. You can even talk out loud to yourself.

I do it all the time!

I'm doing it right now!

I better be alone. People don't actually watch this, do they?

Ah-ha.

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Beer day. Ooh, great day.

Are you in it-

YEEEAAA-

OHH BEER DAY! HO! HO! HO!

IT'S BEER DAY!

Damn. So it's true after all. Well then, everything I said makes sense. Don't go outside during the day and you have to remember to let other people in Why why do I why do I need to do it? Why why why would I what? Why

Yeah, why why would I let strangers into my house? I know you prefer to keep your distance from people, but you have to My cousin doesn't know for sure why we can't just bunker down by ourselves But she mentioned that if anyone comes and asks if you're alone say no and tell them someone's in the house with you Why do I need to have other people with me the people you let inside might bring something useful or share some interesting information Just don't forget to test them for signs of being a visitor

You won't have much energy during the day with this heat so choose who you want to test carefully you'll have to take a real close look it's strenuous draining work how do you know about it don't worry about chatting with people that won't take up any energy so talk as much as you'd like and be sure to look out your windows TV's great and all but there's no better source of info than your own two eyes What do we need to do I'm afraid all we can do now is try to survive and hope this nightmare ends soon I'm sure the government will help us somehow

They'll lead everyone to shelter or something like that if they do stick together with me and my family. All right, that's it Why don't why don't I just go over to your house? Alright, I almost forgot. I'm heading back home tomorrow night. Write down my number. They just set up a line over there 050515 On the 5th of May I turned 15. No, that's stupid. I cut off all my fingers on my left hand. I still have my fingers on my right I cut off all my fingers on my left hand. I still have my fingers on my right. I cut off all my fingers on my left hand. I still have fingers on my right. One finger grew back.

I still have all my fingers on the right. Uh, my camera's flipped, so.

Whee!

It's- it fits. Okay, now that's really it. Crack a beer and get some sleep. Do I have to bear bear bear that's a good thing I have electricity way I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that just yet I'm blind uh-huh well he said back then when I'm gone you decide if you want to open that box or not but I'm deciding for 15 years still can't make up my mind well maybe today's the day bathroom window to another room people used to do that to save electricity so the light from one room spills to the other. Okay. And they sealed it up, but only on the one side.

Wait, are you telling me... Telling me there's a secret room? Or is it deep enough for two?

Huh.

Okay. Oh.

Oh, there it is. Now let's... Spend all that time remembering...

How that happened.

No one be out on the street. Or at least no one better be on the street.

Okay.

Well I guess that's it. I could kombucha but I still feel like I don't need to. Not yet anyway.

Yeah.

Okay.

By the way, I brought a case of beer. My brother-in-law works at a brewery. Knock one back before you hit the sack. It'll make you really sleepy. If you ever feel like you've had enough conversation for one day, drink a beer.

Relax.

Hey, thanks, man. Man, this neighbor's great. Explore the past of your home. Hey grandma crammed every crab in it full of dishes Only pulled out the fancies ever holidays now We all needs it. This guy's real fun All right, I think that's all Yeah, oh a bug

I'm petting you. I don't know what- alright fine. Kachug! Oh man! Woo! Alright I'm hitting the sack.

Oh yawn! Oh In the distance you spy the house of your neighbor who's currently visiting you Light blazes through the window. It seems like his family's waiting for him to come back Uh-huh. Oh, so he's still here huh okay

well is he still here oh but where is it buddy can't use it okay all right who's there? Hi. Is my daddy here? Can you get him for me? I was okay before, but I'm really scared now. There's lots of strange people out here tonight. Tell me something about your dad! Hmm, I know a lot about him. He's my daddy, after all.

I know that he likes to drink a little beer before he goes out.

Heheheheh!

What a lovely smile you have. When he does go out, he always leaves me yummy lunch and dinner. And juice! But today I tried some of that beer stuff. Bleugh! It was so gross. Why would anyone drink that when they could just have juice? Oh, please don't tell him I did that. How'd you get here in one pa- HOW'D YOU NOT DIE?!

I don't know. How'd you get here in one p- HOW'D YOU NOT DIE? I dunno. Everything feels like it's opposite day now. People stay at home and sleep during the day and then go out and do stuff at night. Still scared of the dark, but maybe there's nothing to be afraid of. Or is there? I'll get your dad for you, good luck. Thanks, you too.

I wanna go home, it's scary out here. I can play a new game daddy made up for me You have to roll dice Then you move stuff around like the armchair the couch To build a big pile near the door win. I'll show you how to play another time. Bye. Oh

Oh Hi

Let's take shelter at a bar down the road, but get me out just like that Why? It's not everyone there found my personality particularly palatable. I should have saved I Didn't realize we were gonna get into it right away All I gotta do is not make any mistakes here, but I don't mean anyone any harm. Don't worry I just like the shitty sometimes, you know

You know, this guy's clearly not a visitor because this is my normal perspective for every human that I meet so what's going on up there so what do you say my good man can I come in you're not a visitor are you do I look like one of those monsters no I'm not a visitor and you're never going to get a straight fucking answer asking that directly anyway I guess things here won't be any different from the bar well I mean I wouldn't ask why do you think it'll be any different here because you just said I guess it won't be why did they kick

you out of your previous shelter I considered saying something rude just now but thought better of it I told you already someone there didn't like me god knows who it was now that I think about it Maybe it's a good thing. They tossed me out. They could have eaten me alive back there. No one would have fucking noticed. Oh Come on in pal I Trust this guy. Thank you. Trusting people doesn't amount to a hill of beans these days. Look at that face But I appreciate your trust in me.

Perhaps I even- Well, no. I shouldn't promise anything. No, you shouldn't.

So...

🎵sad music🎵

Hang on.

🎵sad music🎵

Hold on there, visitor. I'm just gonna kombucha for a second.

🎵sad music🎵

Blurgh. Yum. visitor I'm just gonna kombucha for a second yum that was delish all right I'm just gonna check the perif I'm on the way buddy oh a few teenagers hanging out in the yard you're sitting around without a care in the world chatting about something they pay you no mind interesting so it's still fairly normal nothing deathly silence no one there drunks are not out afraid of something I thought they were dead I'm not gonna lie I thought they were good hello sorry to bother you so late it was just so hot

out today and the TV said we shouldn't go out in the Sun So could you maybe uh? Find some space for me How'd you end up here It's not like I wanted to come out here the asphalt may be melting into goo under our feet, but it could be worse It's just well you're gonna laugh

Visitors came my house. Yeah, can you believe it? They chased me out of my own home? So now I'm just trying to find a place What's happening in my brain trying to find a place to hide from the Sun? What do you think will happen I Don't know. Well, I survive who will help me how much time do I have to look for help? No idea what's gonna happen. Like I couldn't even guess isn't all this scare you

terrifies me Let me Like I couldn't even guess. Doesn't all this scare you? Terrifies me. Well, I mean... I've got bad posture sometimes. Are we so different after all? We even have the same haircut. Come on in. Thank you so much. Thanks. Seriously. Now I get to live a little longer. Thank God. Oh, well, then I'm happy to help.

That's a lot of visitors. Where are they?

Where are- where- where- where- where are they? You all in the tub okay they're much better what's much better what do you mean much better oh howdy my lovely wife and I are looking for a safe place to weather the storm would you mind if we crashed here for a bit? It's only if it's no trouble, of course.

What if you're trouble?

Well, I guess we could go and look for shelter somewhere else. My old lady's exhausted though. She needs a little rest. Can we stay for just a little while? It's not too much to ask, I mean. Can your wife speak for yourself? For herself? Of course you can, honey. Will you say something? She's just really tired. I'm sorry. Maybe we can all talk together another day. If we ever meet again, of course. Right, darling?

Well, forgive me. I shouldn't be pushing you like this. I-I-yeah, I-I think... I think-I think maybe... I think you should leave got it sorry to bother you we'll just have to keep looking won't we sweetie come on move your damn legs I'm tired too Um, can I call my neighbor? Where are they?

Where'd they go?

Ahhhh, so sleepy.

Oh god, okay. Oh

God okay good afternoon. Here's the news

The Sun's activity rises steadily as crime levels also reach a new high

According to recent data the number of murders over the last few nights has surpassed average figures

Experts suspect is related to society's ever-growing anxiety surrounding the visitors, huh? And now over to just a moment

Our city has received an urgency transmission regarding contact with the phenomenon. We're calling the visitors I witness accounts described them as creatures that can imitate the appearance of behavior of humans avoid contact at all caught In one case a visitor was able to be identified with one telltale sign perfect white teeth Our early reports seem to back this up Sources say they encountered an unhoused person with perfect white teeth who later turned out to be a visitor That's all for now stay calm and don't leave the house during the day This looks like that guy that I didn't allow in last night. Just the eyebrows generally

Up next more weather updates, but first a message from our sponsors that guy that I didn't allow in last night just the eyebrows generally up next more weather updates but first a message from our sponsors buying groceries used to mean trudging down to the store but with for rest you can get everything you need by just picking up the phone 7 8 7 8 7 8 groceries will be at your door within one day for us! Delicious fractionation, right at home.

Haha. Sure is bright out there.

And now for our new program. Yes, I'm a human. It's simple. You send in your photos and we'll check what you really are. Just send your photos to us by email to yes I am that human verification dot agency and we'll handle the rest but please don't send anything other than nice teeth and fingernails we will not accept anything else I don't

think anyone should do that I think that might actually cause you to be imitated hi how are you doing sir yes was there something you wanted see why did they throw you out of the bar my blame the chain of catastrophes that broke everyone's mind the Sun's teetering on the brink of explosion the arrival of visitors the economic crisis and so on and so forth it's fucked us all up some crumbled under the stress Some don't headfirst into the bottle. Let me

Hello's rage that drove me mad. I snapped climbed onto the bar and screamed stop fucking blaming everything about yourselves Let them weep I say tears in the beer foam. Don't ruin the pint. Molten up stays better with salt. Nobody appreciates it So why bother? Alright, well, you're human because no visitor could be that... ...bitter and angsty against the world, so I don't even need to test you. Also, your hooves are looking lovely.

Nobody's here, eh?

Hmm...

Where is, uh... where's the... Oh! Hey, what's up?

Heh!

I hope it all ends soon. How'd you lose your house? Oh, I remember like it was like yesterday. I had just gotten fired. All I wanted to do was go home, climb into bed, and cry my eyes out. But when I got there, I saw a bunch of boots. I thought maybe my roommate had some friends over

or something. So I went up to her room to find out what she was up to. But as I got closer, I started hearing a strange sound. Kind of freaked me out, but I decided to take a peek, quiet, like and see what was going on in there.

I was only able to catch a brief glimpse Probably guy grabbed me from behind and said, you can't go in there, she's not well. Come have a seat in the kitchen. Then he quickly pulled me away and sat me down at the table. Wanted to leave, but I was paralyzed by fear.

Then I, he...

He... He... He...

He... Yes, was there something I already know this okay

Okay, so I mean technically I guess I could test them I need to check myself Oh I mean I trust both of them are fine. Oh

That's nice shit white smokers would kill for these yeah you right man you right screw this all right well I mean I think everything's fine

seven eight seven eight seven eight

Forest food delivery, would you like place an order? Two cans of energy, uh, sure two is better than one Neighbor

Hey neighbor good to hear from you, so you let a couple people in yet If not, then you really should start thinking about it guy questions How many sciences it takes to sell if someone's a visitor finally new Nobody really knows how many signs it takes to be sure I'd say probably best not to jump to conclusions though Maybe they just went to the dentist before everything went to hell any questions taking people in yeah I have to my daughter really doesn't like it, but what can I do? There's no other way she keeps begging me to take her outside just to get away from all the strangers in the house

Daytime's not an option so we go for walks at night dangerous. I know what else can I do? Food stocked up ahead of time if you I remember right you did too, but if you want something special food delivery service All right. Well, I got that

Okay

Well, I mean nothing really to see so I guess I could test one of them

There's just in case.

Can't really remember being at the dentist. Was I ever even there? So nervous I can't even remember if I ate yesterday. I mean... do I fit the description?

Pull out the gun

she's she's fine I got no issues there we're all good and I am out of energy so why don't we just go for a little nap ski? I Guess I don't even need to I guess All right, I'm out guys Oh later snonk we snore All right, oh boy visitors Forest delivery here. Oh Didn't think deliveries are still running, you know

I didn't expect people to skip stocking up before the end of the world Apocalypse or not guess folks still got to eat lunch Deliveries might pay pretty well right now, but the risk is huge No matter how you slice it with this damn Sun they moved us to night shifts because of it How people order 20 liters of water at a time I wish we got hazard pay or tips for lugging around that heavy stuff anyway ready to accept yes, please. Thank you

Have a good day. I mean night still not used to that all right cool well now I got Hello anyone alive in there? Mind letting me in? Why don't you knock your own damn head in instead? Don't bang on my door. Hey now, no hard feelings. Didn't mean to wake ya. Ain't been sleeping a wink myself. Used to be a grave digger, you know.

Not that there's much point in it now. Graves don't mean nothing no more. People just keel over and rot where they fall.

Do they did you see something out there?

Sure did damn it. I was digging a grave one some fellow ordered. He's standing there watching me work I was digging and digging and bam shovel hit something thought it was a rock But no a hand reached up out of the soil It's a visitor crawling up out of the ground and that guy He just left ran like L didn't look back didn't dare go home figured it's safer in a crowd. Oh, come on in Thanks, just to be quick with that door. All right. I'm terrified those visitors might be right behind me

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other kids go I don't know maybe their father took him I want to go to his house but I just don't have the strength anymore sure we fought a lot but it's hard not to when you live with someone is it who acts like a complete asshole forget him look the most important thing to me now is finding my kids well they Well, they definitely don't have perfect teeth. Oh, come on in. Finally, a moment of rest. Come on, get a move on, pick your spot.

We'll be out of here by tomorrow, I promise. Look at how congenial I am. Hey kid, how are things holding up in your neck of the woods? Who's this? I ain't from around here. Never been one to stay in one spot for too long. But I can't roam around like I used to no more.

Angel do that to you son. Why are you traveling? You've seen what these visitors are doing. House after house, someone dead, someone torn apart. They pretend to be one of us and slip inside our homes and all hell breaks loose vomit needs to be wiped out every last one you want to hunt the visitors aren't you doing the same now you ain't a fool kid but hell

if I'm gonna just show my let one go it'll be right back to tell you damn throw it out ain't getting a second chance with him crafty vomits. I want him on my side. No, you weren't soft. You got some backbone, son. We'll wipe them out. Won't let no vomit within a mile of this place. Wait, are you gonna shoot the other people here? You're not gonna shoot the other people here, are you? You wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that. This guy? No, no way. the invasion of the visitors has shown no signs of slowing. As such, the government has founded a new organization to address the emerging situation.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency, abbreviated as FEMA, FEMA employees can be identified by their yellow hazmat suits and gas masks. Merely days since their founding, the agency has already discovered a new way to identify visitors. Dirt under the fingernails. Specialists say that this sign helps identify visitors who have crawled out from under the

ground. That's all for now! Stay calm and don't leave the house during the day. A crisis report regarding a pale maniac, but first some ads. Ooh, turmoil, terror, and suffering, and all because of the visitors. But in our hour of need- This is a crisis we're about to be left unanswered. FEMA has come to our aid!

These brave heroes from the Federal Emergency Management Agency are protecting us from the visitor invasion. So far, the agency has identified over 27,000 dangerous anomalies. Remember, you can help the agency by informing them about any suspicious activity around you. To do so, you just hand suspects a notice to slip to have them visit FEMA. You ever start wonder whether you might be a visitor, call our hotline.

Oh! Oh! hotline oh oh oh

four or five one maybe I am a visitor who died oh god damn

uh-uh Uh... Uh...

Wish them visitors would just go back underground Why'd you become a gravedigger? All my job? I don't know actually cemeteries kind of like like a library You know, but these books aren't for reading. They just lie there quiet. I used to know every grave who's here Who's where how their arms were folded? What suit they had on their names and one day I'm digging a fresh hole and right normal day Nothing weird feels deep enough then BAM

empty

Empty I tell you but the paper said someone should have been down there some guy dead for sure I remember he had a mustache, but poof gone like doing a morning If a dead man disappears is that all like dying all over again? What ugly teeth you have sir uh that kid uh not sure about that kid

have your eyes become red your teeth. Has dirt appeared under your nails? An evil spirit has cursed you. You're a visitor. Don't let this blight take over your hobby. Call our experts immediately on 777.

Am I supposed to write these down or are you going to write them all down for me?

They'll cast out the evil spirit who ends your hobby of the pernicious aura you gonna write them all down for me

hi did you kill someone stay sharp any one of us could be a visitor You're a hunter right more of a ranger kid Lived way out in the wilds no TV. Just radio. That's how I found out what was going on Decide I wouldn't let no one cross my threshold. No, sorry. My home's my fortress What if one of them or a visitor sweet talks me and then splits my throat while I sleep? Wait, where are you here then? Hell if I'm letting that tall son of a gun get his hands on me

He's the reason I gone left my cabin. I can see it in your eyes. You've seen him too ain't you son? You saw the tall pale visitor too So I ain't the only one Yeah, I saw it if you only know what I've been through kid talk about it. Just not tonight bring it a bail tomorrow And you'll hear it all I'm told you're not gonna be alive tomorrow. Are you talking like a real tall guy?

I'm like a really tall guy that I probably should have tested Cuz he seems to be not here Nope, I hope it the en-suits. What happened next? Back at your house. Ugh. After the man sat me down at the kitchen table, some huge guy came out from around the corner and blocked the exit.

Started talking loudly with the guy who grabbed me before. They were acting like I wasn't even there. And then they started to touch me. First my arms and my shoulders. And in the background I heard cheers and laughter that seemed to come from my room. It sounded like there was a whole crowd of men in there. I couldn't breathe.

My heart was about to explode out of my chest. I wanted to scream and call for help, but my voice was lost in a sea of panic. I couldn't even make a sound. I just sat there frozen, useless, like a deer in headlights. But then the big guy went to the fridge to get something. I realized that was my chance Sprinted for the exit like fear gave me strength. I just ran and ran ran never looked back

Well, I didn't till my legs gave out and I collapsed. Why didn't the Sun burn you up? I Don't remember. I must have been the whole night just lying there on the ground and then Thought I could have sworn. I remembered everything that happened to me that day. Yeah, and you don't think I- I- I might be a visitor? Well, it can't be true. I remember my whole life, my childhood, my mom and dad. No, I'm not a visitor, right? Tell me I'm not a visitor. Not a visitor? Thanks, that makes me feel better. I need to lie down, my stomach is churning again. Hmm... Uh-huh... Uh-huh... There's one person I need to talk to. Family day?

Speaking of family... Stuffy in here. You okay? How's the kid? Oh, he's... he's tired like me. Speaking of family... Stuffy in here. You okay? I was a kid. Oh, he's tired like me. Shy around new people too, so he's being extra clingy.

I can struggle to handle stuff like this. They might not complain, but you can see it written on their faces. Sometimes I feel like it's my fault for dragging them into all this. It's too late to change any of that now. So, uh... So, uh...

Uh...

I just need to test you out real quick. What do you want check? Show me your teeth. Those are beautiful of course my teeth are white I ain't a savage I wipe my ass too if that's important don't worry buddy let me test your hands of course my hands are dirty I spend my nights digging up varmint makes him easier to kill you should be doing the same son All perfectly valid excuses. I looked at myself in the mirror. My teeth are white. I'm not a visitor. I think everything is just fine.

I think everything is just fine.

I think everything is just fine. I think everything is just fine.

I think everything is just fine. I think everything is just fine. Oh

Was that number for FEMA Official visitor screening procedure, please say your question

What should I know about the T sign for accurate testing we recommend avoiding tobacco products smoking may affect the condition of the teeth leading to unreliable results Okay to ensure proper reading for your visitor status, please refrain from washing your hands before examination water may remove surface residue which could lead to errors or false results That is so unhelpful

Psychic

Available visitor removal specialist. Hello. Who are you? Why do you need to know who I am? Tell me banish the visitor spirit from within you. Alright, never mind You don't have much time you ever leave a slice of bread out in the kitchen. No Why would I? Explains a lot. You're not on good terms of your house spirit. That's why the visitor spirit came. No worries We can work on this personal computer. No a

What?

Don't know what a computer is. You never mind moving on Did you consume any mushrooms? Only kombucha? Occasionally. Oh no! Kombucha is known an ancient evil! Lost strands of mycelium to grow inside of you letting the spirits control you like a puppet! Can't imagine what it'll do if it gets to your memories.

It might be erased completely or replayed over and over changing your choices each time. Of course, you don't even realize you're being controlled. It's a Benny blood spilled in your home. Yes That explains it. It's not a visitor spirit is the spectral spirit a dreaded person's all And unfortunately specters aren't exactly my area of expertise. You know the extra sentiment reframe the market. Goodbye This call is free fine prints hit initial calls, okay Strong one out of ten

Great

Okay

Neighbor, please help me Shit, hey neighbor. So what I'm? Those teenagers- No I didn't. What do you mean? Thought the streets weren't that dangerous. Guess I was wrong. Daughter talked me into going out to play again.

I didn't seem too bad until I saw the bodies. Last time I risked her life like that. I'll never forgive myself if something happens to her.

She's my whole world.

Is your daughter okay? I don't know. With all those weeds I was hoping she didn't notice. But back at home, she said she saw a face in the grass. Trying to convince her it was her imagination, but she's not really biting. Who killed him? Was that paw- pale, tall thing? I thought it only killed people who stayed inside. I thought I had it under control. Figure if I ever saw that silhouette, we'd head straight back home. Okay, you guys could have told me about the tall, pale guy... ...before. But I didn't think about what else she might see.

Be careful.

**beep**

More energy!

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, well, um, I've uh, uh, mm, uh, pfft. He's fine. He's definitely fine. He is 1000% fine. And you know what? I'm really tired, so I'm just gonna go to bed. GASP! Yawn! Small group of FEMA employees standing by your neighbor's house.

Wonder what they're talking about. Soil samples? Look for somewhere to set up a base. That could be either good or bad.

M- Nope, no one in there. That's weird.

So I can hear the people that are in the rooms at night. I don't think I looked out the window last night. Charred husks of the teenagers bodies are lying on the ground. It looks like they've been there all day Two female employees are standing next to the bodies and writing something down. It's good thing They showed up to take away the corpses. He had to think what kind of diseases could spread if the decaying flesh was left to rot Out there. Well, I mean, that's good. I guess I guess we're all in good hands. Government response is... great. I think.

Oh. Armed soldiers through the window.

Small squad that was sent here from the city to provide security for FEMA employees. Some fragments of information about a pale man with a bare torso. Creepy visitor. Hmm. Pale man, huh? Hey, FEMA! FEMA! Howdy. I'm not letting you in. I am straight up not letting you in. I am straight up not letting you in. I don't like you. I'm not doing it. Is your door nice and sturdy? What a fun question to ask. Yes, and it's barred by this nice gun. Never know what might happen. You understand?

I've got... see my answer. I don't know you need to pick the answer. I already say the answer. I got a gun. Delicious! Despair gives you courage to the coward. Yes. So, you alone? No I'm not alone. No. It's your lucky day. I can hear someone whispering inside. But who knows where they'll be in a few days.

FEEEBOO!

Fwee- Oh. Holy shit.

Hey, hey, you on the other side of the door? I can hear your footsteps. I have not... moved. Did you see the- Did you see the guy that was- Whatever. Might have a crash here for the night.

What's with your face?

Listen, I'm not that judgmental. I've let in some fuckin' uggos into this house. Why am I gonna- I'm not gonna judge you. Why are you so cheerful? There's enough anger out here already. Times are tough, but there's still so much worth fighting for.

Next generation are just- The joy of life itself if we keep telling ourselves it'll be okay then hey maybe things will get a little easier so you want to lie to people well said to be happy about there's plenty of reasons but I can't tell you which make you happy what do you used to love doing before all this happened try to remember what brought you joy can't allow ourselves to wallow

in despair now more than ever come on in hope you remember what brought you joy can't allow ourselves to wallow in despair now more than ever Come on in. Oh you remember what it was like to feel joy Maybe then death won't be the only thing on your mind. What a weird thing to conclude your statement of with So we meet again, huh, I remember things were a bit different last time we crossed paths, yet we remain alive. Strange thing, I don't know how to explain it. I'd like to start our conversation with a divination. Tell my fortune by choosing a page in this book. Where should I open? Who the fuck are you? uhhhh give me the end, go to the end it was so long ago

perhaps it was a dream maybe you, I and the fish only exist in the memory of a person who's long gone maybe no one really exists and it's only raining outside

it feels like things might truly fade away so very soon what do you think? Do we inhabit the dream of another? Or are we the ones who dream? It's an interesting line.

Do you really believe that? Not entirely. I'd read it more as a form of advice. Lest you forget what you've undone, or perhaps call to attention. While I was considering its deeper meaning and this is flashed into my mind When the cat sighs me chores is sure to join inside. I can't say why

Just yet, but that should make things easier for you For now, I'm going to have a nice long ponder about the selection you chose from the book

Great.

No one else is coming in.

What? Did I just... The fuck was that?

I don't know. Oh

Yon I feel good about my dis- oh oh

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What? He's not coming? How did they steal all of his documents? There was mountains of information in there. Dammit. I knew I wouldn't be allowed to reveal the truth motherfu-

Well, that was incredibly helpful. Thank you died No one in here. No one's dead in here. Anybody dead in here and it

You uh, what was Okay...

Everything's gonna be okay Still feeling cheerful? Not exactly cheerful, but I'm not falling apart either. We're still humans still holding on We're not making the storm any worse than it already is and when it's all over I think we'll be able to forgive each other for the things we've done as long as there's compassion. There's humanity you with me Yeah, so stuffy in here. Didn't you have a kid with you? He's still around probably just wandered off need to know where my other kids went. No phone. I could call their father

That's too obvious It's too obvious

How you doing pal best buddy?

Stay sharp Any one of us so what's the? Got me that beer? Oh, yeah That'll do kid, that'll do! Like I said, I was holed up in the cabin keeping myself to myself Then one day this fella gone shown up, desperate, starts banging on the door begging me to Wannabe, wannabe, but I ain't gone cuckoo just yet

He was pale and shaken up like he'd seen death himself No clue how he got that deep in the woods. Didn't look like no hiker I'd seen before so I told him to beat it SCRAM! He tried to break the window, but I told him I had a rifle and that sent the vomit running

Figured that'd be the last I saw him

Should let him in and then what And then what I was sure I'd never seen hair or hide him again, but later he done found me

But I'll save that tale for another time So bring me that beer tomorrow and I'll tell you how it ends. Or I'll tell you how it all ends.

Uh-huh

Hi

Hope it all ends soon. You alright? Don't come any closer! I thought you were gonna kill me. Why would you think that?

I-

I have no idea who's a visitor and who isn't. What if- What if you're a visitor? Will you kill me, skin me alive, peel it away? Please no, just kill me quickly! And painlessly!

I don't wanna die in agony!

Relax, I'm not a visitor. Haven't checked your teeth or eyes. Welcome to dice. It doesn't matter whether the visitors or sun gets us first. There's no hope left. Death is coming for us. No matter what we do, I want to be alone.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Alright, first things first.

Oh, come on, man.

I'm kinda missing someone. Did I only let the one person in last time?

What if I'm a visitor?

Eyes!

Whoo! Yeah, all these people would be fucked if I was a... Oh

Yeah, all these people would be fucked if I was uh, nothing they can pin on me nothing they can pin on me Hands

Pristine clean hands powder marks nothing. Ha ha! Clean as whistle.

Anyway, where's your kid?

Let me see your eyes!

Well, that's weird.

Listen, I need to grab an energy drink. Why not drink it if I need to stay up?

Oh yeah!

That's nice. That's nice.

Show me your teeth! That is really clean never used to care about that much I just didn't have the time but now now I regret it I guess they weren't that clean they're all fine they're so fine you're fine haha why don't I look that way anymore? And why don't I want to be there by that nightstand? Fema, what is it? And why was it formed? Okay, let's go to bed. Alright, I'm doing really good at this. I'm making a lot of good decisions.

What the fuck did I just-

What the fuck-

Oh, it was the door handle. I thought it was something else.

I'm fucking crying. Whoa, I didn't call my neighbor Conjunctivitis awareness day Feeba! Feeba! Feeba! Feeba! Ooh. Ooh. ooh ooh knock knock knock

knock knock hiss knock

oh hi

good evening I'm from FEMA we're making house calls around your neighborhood checking in with the residents

oh ha! umba!

umba are you alone? no of course not my squad split up into a few smaller groups so we could cover more ground This shouldn't take much of your time Let's see, why are you wearing protective gear should we be wearing that too? No, but you could buy some if it would make you feel Safer, we're still in the process of studying the Sun's effect on the environment It's important for us to stay be careful since we're spending so much time outside Does FEMA have a plan of action of course, but we can't action our plans without proof

So we'll take one of the people staying here back to our laboratory We'll have them complete a few tests so we can make sure everything's above board and we'll send them back Do I need to pack is this your house then no stay with the other residents if you need to evacuate We'll let you know. We'll just take one person and be on our way. Have a good night! Bye! Oh god. I see your humble abode is the farthest one out here, child. I believe it will suit me just fine. Su-suit you for what? Lord have mercy, I'm speaking plainly, am I not? For hiding away, my child, I wish to stay here since we're speaking on the matter

allow me to inquire as to your Amenities you do have holy icons. Yes, I assume. I also require complete silence for prayer and contemplation Hotel Well, thank heavens. I would have never figured out out had you not informed me simply trying to find out if your hovel is worth Of my humble self I cannot abide filth so much ask

Yeah, come on Go in come on in who's next? Yeah, I know someone else is out there in the darkness you you come forward Hi, let me in

Are you freaking out? Are you freaking out? Are you freaking out? I don't know what to do people um killed my dad. My dad.

Why'd they do that? They were just sitting with daddy in the kitchen, and then they did something and they set the house on fire ran away I could hear them laughing All right, come in. You'll help me. I'm scared. Well. Yeah, I guess I should is there anyone else out there in the dark? Hi You open or not Do you know the bald man?

Too many questions. Yes. I know know how will I how will help you how did you find my house see city live there saw your house walk over here not hot here you remind me of someone do I sure so what now you tell me more what strange thing to say prove that you're a person. Do I? I'm two-legged one-eyed. Not enough for you? Do I? Something about a cat eye.

I remember cat. Let him in immediately.

Come on! Come on in!

You got crusty old believer? Not supposed to be here. Go on, make leave.

Alright, sure.

Come on kitty See furball not you big idiot. Okay, so

You know what? I never wanted that priest here. Anyway, I think Anyway No one died oh

Shit, I'm the greatest good afternoon. You're watching the news. We're starting females enacting new protection measures effective immediately a full quarantine will be enforced across all major populations area travel outside your city or to nearby villages strictly prohibited say with Interdesignated area in addition to females revealed new

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Visitor phenomena may be infectious or poses thus far an undisclosed biological threat. Critical to report any potential visitors and isolate them immediately. If you can't hand over a visitor to a quarantine- Zone issue is of special concern. Okay, that's all for now.

Ooh, a ghost Hi. Kitty is here, what more you need?

Are you here? What dumb question.

You open door, ask yourself for what.

What do I get my for?

It's all the same to me.

Place is place.

So go here, so wait here.

Huh.

Okay.

Children's Day.

Where's your children? Okay Children's Day Where's your children?

Call your husband Make it excuse. It was all on me the cats is sometimes they were just trollery and show they never left me. Okay Five eight seven five nine eight. Okay And let me check I had a feeling it's important to check myself.

Oh, ew. What the hell is that? Ooh. Oops. Oh Oops So clean oh

Hi So how did in beer appreciated son told a fellow ran off and I stayed in the cabin But then I'd gone around out of firewood had to go out and grab some picked up a bundle came back and my rifle was gone That rattled me it did thought old damn place of pod, but it won't know where to be found That's when I saw him outside the window that same fella from before he had had my rifle but he'd changed. Taller, skin saggin', naked as a babe save for a pair of pants. So not naked at all, actually. Put my gun in both hands and snapped it like it weren't nothing more than kindling. Then he just gone stood there, staring.

Like he was waiting for me to blink. For a chance to snap my neck. But he didn't. he just kept watching. Like we were in some twisted staring contest. And then dawn broke, and the vomit just vanished. That's when it hit me.

Staying out there alone without a gun, that's a one way trip to hell son! So I was up and out of there, took off before the sun was finished rising. That's how I gone ended up here. Just hope you get the chance to pull the trigger kid. Who knows, maybe bullets work. He wiped out an entire squad. Damn, if whole squad couldn't take him down we ain't got a rat's chance. If he wants he'll tear through this whole darn place like shot through a doe

You know, I ain't scared of much but that pale son of a gun scares me son Glad we have this conversation How you doing I want my mommy well what happened I don't know. They came in and started talking dad said they were wrong and then they said they said Eddie

Talk to you more tomorrow, okay

Well, let me just listen to you pie cat oh

It's 3d Mikey oh Yeah hard to tell. Hi.

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What's wrong with you? The visitors are coming for us. Can you hear them? Death is calling. A visitor human, what's the difference? We're all the same when we're dead. Why torture us? Let them come, huh? It's not bad for you to let the visitors come. You don't seem well.

I've seen the light. I am a visitor, ha ha ha! We are as one with the humans. Reflections, mirrors, one and the same. Welcome death You've left me no choice No, you don't understand anything. The end is nigh the Sun heralds the final approach will meet soon very soon Fine I talk crazier than that You're fine be worried about oh whoops Nothing to worry about there

Okay

Does this? Yes it does Okay I'm gonna end this one here. This is very interesting I know I'm probably not making the best decisions but I have a funny feeling that it's one of those games where yes there are

probably right answers for things but all in all I think my mistakes don't even matter because I'm gonna learn from them or die from them, which is also learning from them Thank you everybody so much for watching. Check out the other games I have on my channel There's a ton of them, but not many like this, which I like. Thank you. And as always I will see you in the next video There's a ton of them, but not many like this, which I like. Thank you. And as always I will see you in the next video

Buh-bye!