OH! BLANCA NAVIDAD I FT. SLOBOTSKY

🎵 this chapter but I'm going to tell you I didn't find many things, I just found three ornaments, don't criticize me if you want to criticize me turn to your fucking window and see if your neighborhood is paved, fucking rotten, poor thing. Today I have a great guest, a great comedian, I laugh a lot every time he shuts up, he fills auditions, obviously he sells them, that is, 80% Auditorios a Los bendos a la chenta por ciento los regalan extra FM

Al tres por uno pero pues nada con ustedes es lobo

Gracias gracias

Muy bien muy bien salud salud porque el día de ayer

llenaste la victoria nacional de antier Que cuantos contos ya vas ya llevamos cinco ya a la verga vamos por ti jury Antier and in the National Arena. How many years have you been there? We've been there five years. Oh, shit! We're coming for you, Yuri! The first time you were there, I think I was there.

No way!

Because Erli was there, right? Yeah, of course! And Erli told me, let's go, and that's when it was awesome. Of course, Erli was there, that's true. We saw the Royal Rumble, shit. I remember saying, why did we do it? Oh, that's right, and it was when Potro, right? When Potro... No, but I was very nervous, I remember I was just nervous.

I had a great time with this one. But you did it well, I feel like for the first audition you did it well. It was more the fan service rush, which is what I know we were going to say, unless it was a national story. Thank you, Mexican family. How do you do it? I feel like you're the only ones who have done it. And Sofía?

Look, for comedy, the first one was Franco. That guy in 2016, I think he did it the first time. 2016? Yes, this guy. He's also done a great job. Then there have been several, like Sofía, Daniel and Alex Fernández, with stand-up. But in podcast, I think we were the first. That's awesome, man.

So they can see the movies. In their faces. In their faces, both of them. Not because they're women, I'm going to stop saying it. It's not true, they're bastards too. They're all three.

No, they're... I thought Clipsway, especially Lupita, and I don't want cool. Oh yeah. Yes?

No.

The beef was made there on TikTok and I was no longer saying, stop it, I say, stop it. No, they are very shit, man.

It's very shit, man.

I did a lot of suckings, man. I really like people who do a lot of suckings. A lot.

Yeah, me too.

Since I recognized alcohol, I always fart. I love it so much. We have a lot of problems now. Yeah, but that's life.

Right?

It's that. You die 30 years later, but you can't hold your anus anymore.

What?

I can't hold it anymore.

You can't him right now. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm already pissed. I can't tell him, I'm not uncomfortable. No one has had it. I'm alone here. No one? I feel very exposed. I feel very exposed. You know what? I've never had it. And all the people are like, cauliflower, broccoli, and stuff.

No, that's disgusting. They're like grains. It's a vein that comes out. Oh, no way. Like the muscle of the ass has to open and close. And the vein then atrophies because it doesn't circulate well.

So it comes out, like a varicea. It's a varicea of the ass.

Okay!

And can't they inject you to get that shit off? They operate you, but the operation is to remove it and with what's left of the skin, do it, man. How are you going to suck? I can't. I'm going to be with liquid. For example, right now with hemorrhoids you shit and it doesn't bleed? Not anymore. With a little cream?

At first it was cream, now it's not so much cream. Now it's a very powerful fucking analgesic. Oh, no, no, no, no. How delicious! It's like a little boy. Super rico. Quiero, quiero. Si queda como de niño chiquito. Ah, eso les encantaría, güey. A los padres.

Sí.

Piches marranos, eh. Piches viejos marranos.

Que horror, güey.

Navidad es día del niño Dios.

La Navidad, la Navidad, les voy a decir una cosa. Yo sí me la paso muy bien. Me encantaba antes, güey. I was 13, 14 years old. I had a much better time. As a young person, you were always the best. Right now, it's not worth it. Christmas is not worth it because you run into people you don't want to see. That's true. Everyone says,

Christmas with family. Zero. Your family sucks. You hate them a lot and you hug your aunt and say, I met an aunt that I love a lot. And you don't love her. Exactly. I just saw Kilos Mortales Mexico and they didn't look like mansions. They looked like shit.

They eat a lot of taquitos. A lot of garnacha. Or like they're poor, they eat things. I ate my armchair.

Like a big guy.

I ate my armchair. Where did you eat it? I ate my armchair for the old lady. But yeah, it's a fart. I don't think distinguishes it from Kleister Schell's. Open your mouth and let's go, bro. Yeah, true. It was very dumb, dude. But, well, the fat, rich people will be able to buy their cars.

And now it's 25. Get stuck until the first one, eh? Get stuck. And you know it's a lie, it's a lie that they say, I'm fat for Christmas. No, asshole. Since Halloween you've been dressing up as Kung Fu Panda, asshole. You've been fat for seven years. Why the fuck do they say that?

I swear I got super fat in December. Zero. You've always been up to the verge. In December you already accepted that he's a pig. But yeah, I think the problem with food... Dude, I've already passed the 90-pound barrier. With what face am I laughing at Erli?

No, you can't laugh.

My face?

Because Erli already has three digits. Erli already in kilos and in pounds. In fact, he's in the second season of Kilos Mortales Mexico. That's why I'm talking about the haunted houses. I don't even take that much with me. And Marvin is getting fat. He's not a turkey.

Erlin, he's not a turkey. You won't be able to eat him. He travels to Japan and he's like... Like Hansel and Gretel. Eat, eat, eat. I feel like he's going to eat him one day. Just adding sugar. Cheers to you both. I like you both.

I love you. They're in Japan. What it means to love.

Hunger is a bastard.

And Ernie says it and he did it. I always fuck her up. But she fucks me up too. It's a vibe. That's why I don't know why I'm getting into this baby. I'm not going to go out.

You're very homophobic. You keep insulting me and I laugh. And this is 92 kilos. This is 15XL. How much do you have to weigh? Like this, well, well.

And having already done some weight training. 72, 72, 73. Okay. And it's the finger. I think it's my thumb. It's more noticeable when I put my thumb in. If you put it like this, you can't see it. But like this, yes. You're very fat, so you can see it. But I can see it like this.

Like this. Or with a mirror. Like you hit it. Now I can see it. There's the asshole. Like you hit him. Now you're like... Now you're like... There's the asshole. Don't hide.

You idiot, you scared me. Report yourself. No, but I'm never fatphobic. Me neither. I don't understand where this fatphobia comes from. It's pure etymology indicates that I hate fat people.

If I see them, I get disgusted word phobia as such, its pure etymology indicates that I hate fat people, right? Because if I see them, they give me, they produce me disgust or phobia. Never, never. Never. I mean, you're a fat guy, man, how delicious. Well, he's fat, he likes to eat, man.

Sure.

I mean, I'm a marihuana, man. I don't care, man, honestly. I'm a marihuana is like... And marihuanophobic is like... Ok, it's fine, but... No, when I see a fat guy, I look at myself in the mirror. I look at myself in the mirror and I'm not there. You can't go into that...

No, but before I was fat. So fat. Yes, I was fat. No, you told me no, you son of a bitch. Already looking at the pictures, right? Yeah, I just saw some pictures.

I'll show you. My face was like, Erly, with short hair. Dude, you're going to have a hard time. Yeah, but it's a bad picture. You look like you're on fire. But very on fire.

You ate a bad shrimp.

He drank a cocktail that at the end he said...

Dude, fuck you, man!

Oh, Brad Pitt, asshole! You drank a cock with chlamydia.

That's disgusting! Fucking hell!

That's fatphobia, dude. That's fatphobia, asshole. Fuck your mother. What a shit DJ you are. No, dude, yes. But I didn't realize it.

I mean, I did see myself and I was like, I'm fat, but... And I read the comments and they were like, go fuck yourself, you fucking fat ass, disgusting, and I was like, haha, man, it's a joke. It was a joke, man.

Now that I see it, I'm like, I was a real pussy. Were you skinny as a kid? Yes. That's the problem, I was never skinny. But then I got fat. I mean, at 5 years old I was skinny,

and I told you, at 3 months old I was skinny.

Pure chichi. Pure chichi, when I drank, pure chichi. No, at 5 or 6 years old I was skinny, and then I gained weight. So, in high school you were the obese one? Yes. I would get up and I would smell like shit.

You know, like Coca-Cola.

Like a big one, right?

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

You smell like Megma. No, me too. In high school I weighed 80 kilos.

No way.

And I was 1. 63, 64. I hit rock bottom when my group of friends and I were drawing a comic. 14 years old, half-tits. We were drawing some comics and we said what superheroes we were going to do and a dude said I was Super Cow and everyone else laughed.

Super what?

Super Cow, the cow and chicken one. Everyone else laughed. Who's that? Do you remember? Old reference. Cow and chicken, No! No way! Super cow. When people needed help, cows were super cows. Oh no, but that's so sad!

Yeah, and at 14, bald? Hold on to that. Don't kill me. No way! If you're still fat and bald, kill yourself! You're on time! What motivates you? Do it, man.

At that moment, I couldn't take it. I said, they created a syndrome. Now I'm going to laugh about everything and I don't care what they say. That's the best, man. Laugh about it. Because it can't affect you because you laughed about it.

I swear to God, no. Genuinely, whatever you tell me. If it's very ingenious, I'll laugh my ass off. If it's offensive, I won't take it seriously. I'll be like, okay, man.

So you've never been a cheater?

No. I was a little bit of a dick. At the university. I'll leave you my picture. Don't be like that. Because of the relationship we've had. At the university? At the university, when I was a lawyer, I used to shave and I was a little bit puffy. Never with little squares.

But you were like, dude...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ok, ok.

Delicious.

Delicious, tasty. I used to go to the water and I was like, what's up, girls?

And you grabbed a lot of them.

Do you want this or what? And you were like, no, we like the fat ones. I don't talk to bald people. Yeah. Hey, Luca, would you get a hair transplant? No, man. I got a hair transplant once.

No. Yeah, man.

But how have you lived a lot at your young age?

A lot, man.

I mean, hair transplant. They kicked me, man. Life kicked me hard. How did you get a hair transplant at how old? Yes, man. I started using it at 26, 27.

And how did you get to the point where you were like, I have hair now. Yes, I was a comedian. One day I got there with Ricardo, and he suddenly

looked at me with hair and was like, oh, shit.

And I was like, what? Good, right?

Horrible.

Yes, because I got hooked. I didn't expect yeah, man. Because I got hooked. I didn't expect to grow up. People would tell me, wait until you grow up so you lose weight.

And I was like, no, no, I'll do it right away. I mean, you put it on and it was bald.

You could see all the hair and everything else.

It was a Jewish bald guy. Yeah, man, it was. And I used it for like five years, man. I'm not going to see, I'm not going to see. I'm going to be sure of myself. Yes, I combed it and everything. No way, what a bitch. It's a little humiliating. Yes, it's a little humiliating.

But you don't care anymore, right? 100% You go into a pool and you take off like this. Yes, of course, it's not like I have a dick here. I'm just bald. I'm just bald, man. I'm just bald. That's how you look with Klaus' skin.

I have another ornament, assholes. But before, I was really embarrassed, man. When Juanpa invited me to throw the paracaid, I didn't throw it because I was afraid it would come off.

No way!

And you brought it to the party? I said, I'm moving to Panama, man. My hair comes off in a frame, man. In fear of Juanpa. Nah, nah. Fuck!

Dude, you would have done it.

You would have been very iconic.

And you would have...

No!

Stop, stop!

It was great, Juanpa! I'm dizzy, I'll be right back.

Put your head like this.

The other way around, with the little hole here.

Oh, Juanpa, no way! It came out of my face. I'm going to put the head like this. The other way around, with the little hole here.

Oh, Juanpa, no way!

He came up to my face.

Wow, you're a bastard, no way.

To take your hair off, eh? He's trying to grab it.

And Juanpa, say hi!

He says, grab it from here, but it's going like this. And the guy who's going behind. He hits his face.

I couldn't deal with that guy.

No, no, no.

Now that I tell you, it's funny, but if it had happened,

I would have been in a lot of trouble.

I would have been in a lot of trouble.

I would have been in a lot of trouble.

I would have been in a lot of trouble. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again. I'm not gonna say it again.

I'm not gonna say it again.

I'm not gonna feel that freedom. But now you don't even care, you can throw yourself. Now I don't care, I'm a little afraid of Chile. Did you throw yourself? No, I threw myself from the bungee in Romania. This is the worst thing I've ever felt in my life.

In fact, Juanpa told me when he got off the plane

he was crying.

But he did fuck you a lot. He fucked me a lot. He told me, if you don't want to throw up, don't do it. It's very different, because this is the worst thing I've ever felt. Because he told me, when I get off the plane, well, man, this mother forces the wind,

and you don't feel like the void or the free fall. He told me, here, man, you're standing, and throw yourself. You feel like you're going to die. I said, well, man, but I'm in Romania, man, with four GoPros here, man, feet, everywhere. I said I wasn't going. It's Europe, but it's Romania.

It was people with a lot of money.

Go, go, go ahead, go ahead.

Still with axes and everything. Horrible. I threw up and said, I'm done. I threw up and, honestly... Did you do it again? No, not even once.

I don't know why you'd do that, Juanpa. Stay at home, you have a lot of money. Of course. You're going to get another six months.

You're going to get another six months.

You're going to steal.

Yes, you're going to steal.

No, Juanpa, I know it's inevitable after making fun of someone and sending them off. I don't know if it's moral, but I love you Juanpa. It's an inspiration. It's a bitch. Few people work like that. He's a perfectionist. He's the only one who has maintained himself since YouTube started. He has transformed himself.

He's a bitch. When he came out on Disney, I told him to go to production. The cameras, everything. He's a bitch. He loves it. Greetings to that crazy guy. That's it. He gets involved in everything. He's a badass. He's a badass.

Shout out to that crazy guy. What are we going to cook?

We're going to...

No, seriously.

Truffles.

Do you like them?

I love them.

Fucking hell.

I've never eaten truffles.

Never. No. How do you think? I don't think so. Truffles taste really good. I don't know if it's because of the dessert, but if there are truffles, it's like, wow, there are truffles, right? It's like a tamale. I don't go for a tamale. Never.

I do, man.

I do.

Fuck, I do go for a tamale. But rarely in my head is it, uff, a tamale. But if they bring it, it's thanks to Doña Mari. I love them, man. They suck me. It's called yude, it's not called bayamar, that was just for the joke. There are a lot of people who eat tamales for Christmas, right? But they are very poor people, very poor. Who eat tamales.

I mean, food, yes. What do you eat? At Christmas? At Christmas, very tasty, really. Those who still...

Those who still...

You can see the water in your mouth. It's so good.

Christmas.

My uncles or my dad take turns to make some awesome shrimp with garlic. I like shrimp. It's my favorite seafood. He opens it like a butterfly and puts it in the oven. When it's cooked, a little garlic sauce.

But you eat seafood at Christmas. Yes, seafood, turkey and leg. Okay, well, everything. Good, very good, because every uncle does something, or aunt.

Okay.

We don't discriminate here.

Yes, no.

If the woman doesn't want it, first she warns her, and then she doesn't want it. She won't go to Christmas and she won't eat. She won't eat. But they all cook and it's delicious, you don't? Delicious, man. My family makes turkey. Do they fill it or is it... No, it's filled. That's the leg, right? And they fill it and make it with pork beans, spaghetti, salad...

Pork beans, man. But man, how do you shit like that? They shit horribly, they're throwing their asses. I'm going to be watching a TikTok of 25 in underwear, erupting shrimp and shitting pork beans.

Classic clover.

And a dick in the nose.

That would be new. Have you ever had a psychotic in Christmas? No, I mean, I have with my family, that I'm just drunk. But are you impertinente? O sea, ¿cómo sueles ser, pero borracho con tu familia?

Eh, siento que últimamente sí me he pasado de verga. Ok. ¿Por qué tienes el síndrome del famoso, güey? Como que sí la he cagado, güey, ¿sabes? I'm sorry, I did what I could. I threw my hair all over the place. You just see that the hair gets close. No, only once I fucked her.

I mean, at Christmas, I was with my family, and I got really drunk and I made it up. Well, I didn't make it up, I misinterpreted things, and my mom was like dancing like this. Like this, like this, like this. And... because my mom is a whore.

Get out of here.

How is she on Instagram? She doesn't have it. She has OnlyFans. But right now she's saturated with Chameleon. It's her mom, the joke. You don't know her mom, really. No, I do know her. But we don't want to tell you anything.

Oh, man, I was dancing and I saw some girls talking and looking at her and I said, man, they're criticizing her a lot, you know? They're getting mad at her and she's at home, she can say whatever she wants. Because she danced and down there, but with my aunts, you know?

That's cool, man.

And I told my mom, mom, they're telling you why you dance like that, so I made a mess, man. And mom went there with my aunts and told them what's going on.

Your aunts, your sisters or your political? No, from my dad. No, my dad's. That's worse. So, he made a big deal, and the next day they told me, we weren't talking about that, we were talking about... Your mom was in the party, right?

What's wrong with you?

Don't you like this?

Or this?

Or this is what bothers you? She's talking about her husband. I'm dancing to your husbands. What's bothering you? This?

Yes, man.

This is the only time I've fucked her. Disconnecting is horrible. Whether it's for sex, marijuana, whatever you've ingested. Ingested. Ingested. Those minutes, hours, in your head, does it sound good?

Yes.

It's that they're doing that to her.

Yes, yes, yes.

And she's my mother. And she's my mother and I'm going to support her. Clearly they're not going to do that to her because I'm here, her son, to protect her. I fucked her up. I fucked her up. I beat him, I mean, a lot of problems, and the next day, to finish it, we were naked and we started drinking again, and I remember that I was barefoot,

and my grandmother lived next door, and it happened, but it was a good timing, I hit myself and I said, fuck! And my grandmother thought that I had shouted at her, so she made a fart.

That's not true!

Well, yours danced yesterday, asshole! Yes, it's yours!

And they thought we were mad and I had yelled at them, so she made a big deal out of it. I've never disconnected, but I do make more pissed off because of what you say. Since I'm losing the nostalgia for how cool Christmas is, I get pissed off so that I can have a good time. Of course, man. Because if not, what the hell? What do you do on Christmas?

Do you do any exchanges? I'm going to go grinding. Wait, wait. We need marias, we need nues, we need lechera, and we need... sugar glass. Stop counting. You haven't sponsored anyone, have you?

No. Who isn't going to buy Gaitas Mariana? The competition is called Mamada. I've already said... They're very basic things. Look at the milk carton. Is there another one?

There isn't. This sweet? This delicious, like the milk carton? Of course not. No, I see a dulce McMoran a chair, of course

In to the slather

You will pass it a step out of work. Okay, sir. No, okay. No, no way. I know where I refer to this

And the very I think I said

Yes, it's a leak one pen. They have

Nutri bullet see a little bit. No, see Nutribullet. It's for your fit body, right? Yes. Do you use it? Sometimes. I have some phases, sometimes I say I want to be very fit, I want to be a good person, and it lasts four days. A good person. Four days.

If you're very animalistic or it just won your heart. No, yes. I love dogs and everything. You know what? Cats don't. Cats are shit to me. Yeah, they don't give a shit.

They're with me for convenience. And they send you and all that, and they give you allergies. Yeah, a lot. I think that's why I don't like them. I have nothing against them, if I see them, I'm like, oh, cute cat. But the dog is another thing. Yeah. And besides, you have to buy that kind of dog, right? Yes. No, adopt it.

That one, yes. It's what I always say, right?

Yes.

Put cute dogs in adoption, man. Pure Fessio's pussy there. Don't buy it, adopt it. Pure Transformer.

And it has Down. It has Down, a doggy.

A simple wheelchair. Ben Bon, no, fuck. This is Toby, we rescued him from a trap. There's the asshole. He's not going to last. He's not going to last, sleep him. Do you have dogs? Yes, I do. I have three Pomeranians, two Pomeranians.

Oh, super fag. Yes, yes. I don't like Pomeranians that much. Me neither, I'm waiting for them to die. That's it. With money, with money. It's very neurotic. It's very neurotic. He loves me a lot. I love him, Kaiser above all. But he's very envious.

He demands a lot of my presence. And instead you have a big dog that could rape a man. And there's the guy like that, just like that. Give me strength, bro. That's why I take care of them, but I'm not gonna give them the extra if they get cancer. I love puppies.

I love them. My mom is a veterinarian and she raised me. They burned Ricardo in the famous family because he didn't pet the puppy.

Really?

It wasn't a pet? They should have put a pet. Is it okay if I only see you or will you criticize me in the comments? I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going going to lie. You don't have to be like me. No, I've always eaten very badly. Very badly. No, but I like to eat. I mean, I like to eat badly.

I mean, it sucks. In fact, I eat too badly. But there are times when I say, I think I've already sucked all week. But you're 25. 24.

No way. At least 10 years you can still do anything. No, not really. Yes, dude. Yes, the agruras start at 30. No, I'm good, dude. I have my Riopan box.

No, man.

I swear.

Dude, you'll do better. But you know why? Because I feel like I pee a lot, dude. Keycap. K-I-C.

Uh-huh.

No, man, that fart. -$5. -$5. -$5. -$5. -$5. -$5. -$5. -$5. -$5. and I say, man, I'm going to take a shit today. Or before a Rio Pan comes out. Because, man, if it hits me,

if it hits me in the third bottle, I start to feel like, man, a little reflux.

Oh, man. The third bottle.

My neck hurts.

I drank a lot, man.

Too much, and I love alcohol. Alcohol, man, it gives you cramps. And the cramps, people who haven't had it... Blessings, man. It's like vomiting fire, it's scary, you can't sleep. Even if you say, please, God, we have to keep sleeping.

No.

That's the shit.

Shit, now, right? Now, right? To be able to talk well, because it bothers me a lot every time I... Well, my relationship with my father... And what do you do at Christmas? Well, I make drinks.

You don't know if they allow you to be fat and tell jokes or not. No, yes, you can. Don't use that card. I'm fat, man. 92 kilos, without dinner.

Dude, it's...

Let's see, see esto, ve esto. Claro.

Soy gordo, si o no?

Si. Si.

Si.

Ya huele feo, no te sacudas.

Super.

Cuando te levantaste la chicha, yo como... Como a costita.

Como a raro. Come on

It's a revival I mean I read on a dad Kayan received Oh I am into Cinco to complain you get a la verga

You've been to see my own cumpleaños no mames you can pick up a positive Santa Claus at the Papacita

No, mamas can carry the rest of a riddle. I'm's boring. What a beautiful childhood you had, I want to think. Beautiful? Yes, no? No, very cool. Yes? Yes, because obviously, let's see, dude, they're not going to...

I mean, for example, right now, invite someone at 25, like, dude, I did it before. You've been to one, right? Because you do it before, man.

I've been to one of their birthdays before.

Oh, no.

Are you childhood friends?

No.

No, I just met her. I met her downstairs. You saw that her name is Tiffany. No, we met like four years ago. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. A lot of people go to the Christmas dinner, I can't allow that. Go to the Christmas dinner, live together, live together even if you get fat. Dude, it's the month in which the most faggots register.

Really?

Yes.

Like people get 20 out of...

Again, Pavo?

I'm alone.

Really, mom?

I told you I don't like apple salad. Mr. Romerito, what do you eat here? You are from Mexico City, right? ♪♪ -♪♪ -¡Los romeritos!

¿Qué comen aquí usted? ¿Tú eres de Ciudad de México? Me encantan los romeritos, wey. ¿Cómo son los romeritos? Me fascinan. Son hierbas con mole, papa y camarón en taquitos. ¡Vete a la verga la delicia!

También los puedes preparar en distintas formas, with red sauce. I really like mole. Really? Yes, yes, yes. Yes, I saw Ivan's video, it was very good. Yes, no.

Yes, it's true.

But mole is an acquired taste, like the dick.

Oh, yes.

You know what?

I also find the chiles en nogada very disgusting. Uff, I learned to love the chile en nogada too. At first, no. Never. At first, no, never. There must be testimonies of mine that say, how disgusting the Nogada chili. I love it. I don't understand, it's sweet, it's salty.

Wait, wait, wait. As the guy who does TikToks says, you're going to acquire... We didn't know this, we learned it in La Cotorrisa. You don't learn anything in La Cotorrisa. We educate Mexico.

The gustatillas taste buds also die. So obviously, you need more flavors. That's why as a kid everything seems so intense to you. Because you have them all over your skin. For example, the olives, I've been doing this for 10 years. I love them.

You're the young palate. I've never chewed an egg. Your mouth is rotten. But I like them. I like them. I hate raisins.

I hate them too. I hate tomatoes since I was born. I can't stand them. I feel like it could be with lemon, salt, in an egg. I hate it. Yeah?

It's not taco, it's not pozole. It's not maruchan. It's not marucha, bitch. What's the most exotic thing you can say you eat? That you can say. A panocha with herpes. Hairy panocha.

It's the most exotic. The fish, that they don't shave it. Oh, no way. Let's see, you like the panocha, obviously, but what do you like? A little bit of coquettishness. Like, hey, how nice, look how nice, the little cup here.

That's disgusting.

Like, hey, hey, hey, hey, who did his hair today? But like, military service. I cut your hair.

A little bit.

But like, wait, like this. Like you have a mustache. No, not like this. So you can comb it. No, not like this. I mean, not a braid.

No, fuck. You do, right? Cut Fisher and Price. No. No, because... Nothing. Cut Fisher and Price. I prefer Raz with my balls. Me too. I don't like old man hair. I don't like it.

But the top part, I like it a little. Like the beard you have right now. Yeah, I like it like that. It's perfect. And the eggs, I like it clean. And the nest, I like it cleanikint. And the nest is from Durazno.

I don't get there that much. It's nobody's land.

Oh my God.

It's a dead end.

Don't put me there.

It's like the Elephant Cemetery.

I can't see.

The leg is coming out.

A girl walks by.

Get her out. A girl passes by. Someone hanging like this.

No, not the nest. I don't have a hairy anus either. The ass yes. But not the little butt. These gentlemen who have hair like this from the anus, no. No, that yes.

Hair and veins don't happen to you. Give me a truce, bye. Stop laughing at my bullet. You're going to be a fucking burning worm,

the hemorrhoid.

A fucking caterpillar in the background.

It looks like a blowtorch.

That's fucking disgusting.

But Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

How do you say the eggs?

We go back to the eggs?

Okay. Okay.

No, I don't know.

You know with which one, with the one blade? I don't trust it. Why? No, man, super trust. Once I pinched myself Never. And I pass it like this.

No, I...

Bye. I throw it like this. Like a circus ball.

And I pass it.

But I support myself with the egg. Like this? The egg gives the body to the fart. But with... I pull it to here. With a razor?

And I can't... The ones I can't, I take them off like this.

I shave them like this.

But with a razor... No, with a razor. I swear, man. I'm scared there. I've never had anything happen to me. I was scared there because once,

when I didn't have anything for the Phil. No, I shaved with a normal razor. With a transporter. And go to hell, it was horrible, I cut myself. I got cut. I don't, with that shit, yes, because they are blades that move, suddenly they do grab scrotum.

Now I'm going to show you how it's done.

No, because there are some that are special. Mm-mm-mm. I'm going to show you how to do it. Okay.

No, because there are some that are special. But I'm going to add the milk. How much have I added?

A lot.

It's a lot of leather. Did you wash it? No, I didn't. I was petting little dogs. Little dogs? Four-legged. With eight pee-pee. The milk is so good.

It's so good.

Don't you have a towel? I don't know if it's my fault. It looks like shit.

It's horrible.

Why don't we put our hands in a blanket?

Yeah.

No, it's better. No, you have to do it like this. It's disgusting. It's clean lot of milk. No, milk. Or not.

Put more cookies.

Put more cookies.

You're more of a chingaro.

Fuck, that's disgusting. But this is what they have to... How much of a fan are you of eating in sex? I mean, not that you order a sushi. But how?

Or with your taco.

You don't add lemon to the pezón.

How do you eat in the sex?

I mean, no. No, but later. Suddenly, in a hotelita in the pezón. Ah, ok, ok, ok. I imagined that. You put it in four and there you open your cake, right? Oh, I dropped a little lemon.

No, yes, suddenly, suddenly. So you put Nutella on your head and let's go. Notice that I have never done it. Okay. And I want to do it. I mean, I do I said, it's Pero, but I said, okay, we have a sample of the country as he put away. It's a Rico

So this is a way a Charlie convert a lubricant a lacquer

Yeah

To cook a little more near that no, but don't let me keep remember Go to the kitchen with a chupa Pendejo. Que pendejo. Perdón, te dije que empezáramos con la chupada. Ya, solo había uno. Mira, si se hizo, pendeja. Va bien.

Solo la insultan.

Quiero mostraros.

Si, si, si. Pero, o sea, hasta cuando. Creo que, I mean, until when? I think a little more, dude. A little more. But more than? I mean, more cuaje. But I feel that this is going to get here. More uniform composition. Yes, right?

Yes, right? How do you see it?

You have to tell him because you see that he has never eaten truffles.

Have you seen a tictoc?

Feel it.

Put your finger in. I'm sorry Truffaut, let's see. It's done. It's done. It's done. It's super good. I'm not a fan of putting food on the noble parts.

But you've done it.

A couple of times.

But you're like, Valentina.

A cod, right?

I'm not a fan of putting food on the noble parts.

But you've done it.

A couple of times.

But you're like it. A couple of times. But what? Valentina!

A cod, right?

A cookie and a ceviche, right?

No, but you put cookies on it.

No, once I tried Nutella.

And?

Nutella in the shit.

You, you, you. Your mom made a shit with Nutella.

Mom made a shit with Nutella. Mom is a shit with Nutella. And I don't like Nutella, I don't know why I did it.

I'll get a cramp later.

I chose it for the sake of the video. I had to clean it and keep sucking it. No, I put Nutella in the shit and I don't know't know. I mean, for me it wasn't pleasant at all. And I don't know why you'd like to suck a fucking Nutella. No, but it's cool. I mean, for example, you should suck a nutella pezón.

I love pezón in its natural flavor. What does pezón taste like? Well, like... Have you ever had pezón? Yes. It's really cool, right? I just discovered that 7 years ago

with my dog

I love that

I thought men wouldn't feel anything No, because it's very erogenous A good sip of pezón

Delicious

And then in Amigos I saw that if they grab your ear it also puts you I'm already on the other side A girl starts doing this to me if it's true. I'm like, they talk to me or bite my ear, I'm on the other side. A girl starts doing this to me, and it's been 2 or 3 minutes, and I'm straight. Do you get up fast?

Yes, I get up too fast. There are people who don't get up fast.

With the ones I'm with, I mean.

I don't know why. They take forever. Nothing, I spit on them, I make them Nutella. But I used to think, for example, I used to think that if I went to a nudist beach, my penis would stop and I would get reported. I think it would stop.

No, it didn't happen to me.

And I saw good lolas, man.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Which one did you go to?

One in Canada.

Okay. Good. But you see so much dick that it makes noise.

Uh-huh.

Ah, a dick!

What a nice penis.

Ah, another dick!

What a nice penis.

Ah, a dwarf!

I feel like it's going to stop me, man. That's why I don't want to go to a beach. Number one, man. I mean, the misfortune. I'm standing still. I'm standing still. I love it.

Fucking shit.

Yeah, but not in those situations. But if I'm walking and a girl approaches me, a girl that visually looks attractive, just with that, and she approaches me, and I'm like, hey, how are you?

I'm already... But yeah, I'd say I'm a quick stop. Yes, me too. Very quick. Quick stop. So, let's see, what's this?

How do you feel?

I think it was too much, right? You're going to see Yair. No, but I don't know, I feel like... Can I have a ball? No. It's going to stick.

Or glue. Oh, no, ya se pudo. ¿Qué tal si las haces todas tú? ¿Así? Ok, a ver. ¿Qué opinas?

Ya se me pegó.

Y yo platico. Ah bueno, mira, mira, mira.

Estás improvisando, ah. Ni viste esto en TikTok. Solo se te ocurrió en un sueño. No, güey, no se puede. Voy a echarle más marina. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a bitch. You'll see, asshole. It looks a little...

Sorry, I have to go.

That's why you cry.

Yeah, you say, fuck, man. Look, we're going to put this in the freezer for 10 minutes. Okay. Or make a truffle, and we're going to bite it. Hey, but truffles are like... With this consistency? No this? With this consistency?

No, but with this consistency? Yes, a little bit harder, dude, honestly. I mean, truffles are eaten very cold, I think. I don't know. Ok, so we have to... I took the eggs out, ok? Does anyone here like truffles?

Ah, chocolate truffles, also. How is it chocolate? It's chocolate truffles, also. I've never eaten a truffle with maria.

It's a mole version.

Mole truffle.

Mole version.

Of well-being. Of well-being. Truffle of well-being.

Truffle, I'd be proud. Truffle with... With the basic basket. Of truffle of a bienestar.

A ver.

O sea, sabe rica. Sí, pues son dos cosas que saben ricas, güey. O sea, mejor chíngate una maría y le eches lechera así y ya. Hasta pa' que te ande mamada.

Sí.

Sí, sabe a galletas con lechera. No sabe a trufa. Mete la alconja, güey. No, it tastes like cookies with jam. It doesn't taste like truffle. Put the concha in. Don't get too excited. No, I've never had cocaine. That's good.

I've never had cocaine. Yeah, me neither. And once a very dear person told me a story about the terror of cocaine. She told it with terror. She was still panicking. And it was like, no, never. But he did it and...

Yeah, how it went for him, 15 years of coca. Fuck yeah. And I feel like, I mean, no one drinks coca and then you say, wow, the soul of the party.

Yeah.

It's always like...

I want to kick a waiter. Bring a Northeasterner. I'm going to a Northeasterner. I'm gonna fuck my aunt. I'm gonna fuck the turkey. Now I'm gonna fill it with fucking hyenics.

Now they complain about the salty stuff.

Fuck.

Have you ever given it to Cuadro? Are you afraid to say yes? No, I've never given it to him.

No?

Never. Has anyone here given him cocaine? We're in a safe circle. How about it to someone? No, I've never given it to anyone. Has anyone here given you cocaine? We're in a safe circle. How's that? Why do they do that? It lowers your dick.

It gives you a lot of security. Does it have to be this big?

That's a potato.

Have you given it to the priest? No, man.

I always ask. Relax, man.

No, no, no.

The panties already have the meme that I'm gay. And I always ask about the toilet. But the truth is that it causes me a lot of curiosity that something like this, like an analgesic, it dilates your ass, man. It's not like that. I mean, all the people who are like, you're going to inhale the poop and your ass is going to open. No, that doesn't happen.

I mean, it's like a rush and you feel like, man, it's super hot and shit, and it relaxes you. I mean, it's like, man, it's very relaxing and, man, you can go in like that, but it's not like, man, inhale, my ass opened. No, man. No's like... It's like shit.

Something happens with the blood vessels, right? They dilate.

Uh-huh.

Okay. But it's not like, man, I shit myself. No, no, no, no, that doesn't happen. But you're so relaxed that it's like... Yeah, of course. You know what? Put it in.

Put it in, put it in. Mételo, mételo, mételo. Y, güey, aparte es como que muy caliente. Y es un tost, tost, tost. Pero entonces el popper, si yo como heterosexual lo consumo, voy a querer una verga en mi ano.

No.

De hecho, güey.

Jajaja. Jajaja. Jajaja.

Jajaja. What are you choosing? Oh, pop! but I was going to say, you've had a popper? Yes. Yes? Super hot. Wow.

It lasted too long.

So...

I'm at the bank,

on the lift,

on the lift.

On the lift.

On the lift.

On the lift.

On the lift. I'm going to eat it. No, it's good. I brought the harness and the person I was with didn't eat. The harness?

Oh, Nelly.

Fucking door.

I hear you. Okay, so you said, like, this dildo metaphorically stopped.

Exactly.

Okay.

And obviously, like, in your mind, it's yours, you know? It's very hot. It's never going to be yours, Nelly. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I came all the way over there, check it out.

Wow, that's crazy. But you did it? Like, I was going crazy. But, like, grabbing it. At the party.

What, the popper?

But you didn't do it?

It's funny.

It's like a clown with marihuana.

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay.

Ha ha ha, where's the whistle? And out of nowhere, it's like, you're back to your horrible reality.

And is it very fast?

What? Is the effect very fast? Very, dude. It lasts 40 minutes. No!

I swear.

Yes.

How stupid.

No. But you can, when you're, for example, taking, you that rush of, like, you know, you can do more, you know? But the party, at the party, it's like, wait, wait, wait, that's it, that's it. Dude, I'm bringing you to paradise.

Who wants it?

Forget it. Get your dick out, I want to see it. Quick, quick. I'm going to have it in my vagina. Quick, I have 30 seconds left. Let's move on to the game. What is the game?

Pito or falso?

You're going to guess the answer of each one and the other person is going to say if it's true or false.

I love it.

Okay.

Christmas dish that you eat because it's good and not because you like it. Damn, that's hard. I'm sure you like pito.

False.

False. False. I like to smoke.

Like a bad Englishman.

Eh, cod? I feel like it would never taste good. I mean, it would be worth saying this. It tastes like ass. No, true. Cod?

Yes, true. You? No. Pavo.

Pavo?

Pavo relleno. Pavo relleno? Yes.

Why? It gives me something. No way! I feel like it's like, it stays in the stomach.

Yes?

Yes, I just like the breast. I love it, man! The breast. I love my in-laws and my in-law is a great and excellent cook. They usually eat that. And thank God, through Charin, it's like, no, not that one. What would you buy in Chingas if you forgot someone's gift? Okay, you.

You would go to Sara, I think.

Yes.

I feel like you're a big ass, you'd buy chocolates or something. No. Yes. Would you pay attention? Or in exchange you son of a bitch. I would give them away. Yeah? I would win a secret victory or something like that. Wow. They're for the cooties.

And my grandma, my grandma smells like a whore. I'm not going to sweat your grandma, she's going to get me really dirty.

Hey Jair, introduce me to that guy named Slobo.

What kind of person is he at the family Christmas dinner? Oh, I love him. You, the... No, but how? The other way around, yes, that's true. But a drug addict, true or false?

Super true.

Yeah, what kind of dude? Pacheco, eating a lot, and I feel like you leave at like 2 in the morning, 1 in the morning. When dinner is over you say, let's go to the bar, I want to learn and I want to see Dragon Ball Z. It's like I sent you a video. It's exactly like that. Yes, but if I still want to, Chaketish, Dragon Ball Z.

Or Dragon Ball Z, Chaketish, with Bulma.

With Bulma?

Great plan. Walk on that way. I'm going to do a little bit of a chat with Bulma. With Bulma? Great plan. Wakanda, man. You guys are like kids. Everything is fine until Bulma. Bulma never, Bulma, wow. Greetings, Bulma.

I think you're the one who gets drunk and then wants to go to another plan because you already screwed up the family. Yes. Wow, we're connected.

I had it. I sang it, man. Totally. You smell like a whore. And what do you do with a diaper?

You smell like a whore with shit, grandma.

Christmas song, Villancico, that you could listen to a thousand times.

You, the one from Mariah.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, pam, pam, pam, pa-da-dum, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam, pam.

Give me a break!

Give me a break!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

He did it in the 80s. No, no way. He was going to compete with Michael Jackson with We Are The World. Oh no way! But who listens to that? Do you really listen to it?

Very good.

Go to hell! Buenísima. Vete a la verga, yo siento que todos es como que, ay sí, ya pasaron. Se cayó.

Qué pendejo.

La cambiaron, pendejo.

Le cambiaste la silla.

La cambiamos porque...

La cambiamos porque... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No mames, como! But why the one that is fine is here?

It's well wrapped! But why the fuck don't you tell me?

The one that is fine was moved here, you know?

And the other one fell down. No mames, how is it well wrapped? By the way, why is the one that is fine here? What happened to you, Ale? I'm sorry. But why is the one that's fine here? Santa, Santa. Por favor, Santa Claus. Yo ya vi videos. No, pero yo si tengo pendejo. Yo digo que tuve una Barbie.

No, falso.

Te quedas pendejo.

No, nunca pedí como muñeca de nada, güey, no. O sea, lo llevaste al límite.

Como esta pendejo.

Sí, yo dije, güey, una pistola de balines. Unas tetas. I want a gun of bullets. Some boobs. Santa, I want some boobs.

Please.

Some implants, 250 grams.

And my mom...

What?

Yeah, you thought you were Santa Claus and you let yourself go.

And my mom...

I want to suck my mom's friend.

My dad saw her and he wanted to...

That's horrible.

I know you're Santa. That's horrible.

You...

I feel like you asked for...

I'll give you a clue. A motorcycle? That's the clue. I'll give you a clue. A motorcycle? How do you know? Give me the clue! And I, a DJ mixer? A grass mower?

You never had a motorcycle? DJ. I was a plastic tire. They never brought it to me. I got stuck until I was 10 or 11. No way!

I couldn't believe it. You were saying that at 12 you weighed 89 kilos. You should have asked for a crane, you idiot.

You should have asked for a straw.

A check-up of your triceps. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. Gracias! Oh, I made a mistake again. I thought it was like with Jordi. Your drug addiction doesn't make you think.

Who are you?

Look at Jordi.

Your drug addiction.

Yes.

How is that possible?

Right now, I'm just... But did that happen? It was a big deal. I'd just leave and come back,

and people were uncomfortable.

Why would you say that? And it made you sad.

Why did it make you sad?

Because you have a white nose.

I can't do it. I can't Pabito. I can do Pabito. I can do Pabito. We kill Floreta. I can do Pabito.

I'll unhook him.

I saw, I saw, I saw.

Because he's looking at the presents of the kids. Where is my cell phone? I want wh fuck him up! He's a dickhead

He's a dickhead

He's an idiot

Your drug addiction is a big deal

I think you... Your homosexuality Yes, it was a theme, right? It's the first time he fell off the chair.

Yes, totally, man.

But was there a conversation about if you like the dick? Yes, but...

What do you want?

I brought a moco, man. I didn't want you to get I'm sorry. What did you drink? I brought a moco. I didn't want you to get drunk, sorry. Thanks for being evident.

Who wrote it?

Fuck you.

I mean, there was no theme... I mean, with the whole family at Christmas, with grandma, whore, shit. Fuck Allah! Why, son? Because they kick me and stuff me.

But I like to suck cock.

And what about the turkey? I don't know.

I saw you cooking.

Let's see.

What do you think I hate more?

The exchanges or the Christmas hugs?

None.

I mean, again estúpido. Es que está muy rara esta dinámica. La estás estrenando hoy, va. Siempre estrenamos cosas. No, ya dí la tuya. Sí, ninguna. La mía...

La mía...

A ver, es que no me gusta tanto... O sea, sí me gusta de que, gü don't like it when people are like, I like that the papacho is like that, but I also feel like it's like, that's it, that's it. A hug of more than 2 or 3 seconds makes me anxious. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love you so much. Enough, enough. Enough. You idiot.

I'm talking about you guys and it's uncomfortable.

It happens. Yes, it happens. We are artists. We are artists and everything. We are like Diego Rivera from La Colea. Yes, it happens.

It happens a lot. Yes, it's uncomfortable. But there's also the other pole, dude. The couple of the relative that arrives there. What are you doing? Sorry. Okay, shut up, idiot.

I noticed how you were soaking up since you arrived. And like this.

Yes, yes.

I don't see that, but they told me to shut up. Yes, no, no, no, of course. It's not because you have to know. You're so stupid, man. Man, of course. You were in some reel where they saw you. They don't watch you. Obviously they know you, but they're stupid because I'm doing the interesting so they don't think that when you're drunk they're going to follow you.

Once I disconnected. And I told my cousins' girlfriends, I said, fuck it, how can they not have seen one? Yes. Yes, I told them, but why are we playing this game? I said, I can shit on you and you can never have wanted to see me, but you're one of my cousins' girlfriend.

She said, I'm from China.

I'm Italian.

She's still happy. I'm Italian. Sorry, Shinji. I doubt my cousin has ever had a conversation. My cousin does videos. What are you here to suck? Those people, you notice them later.

You know that a person already recognized you. Because it's like, they come and...

Yes.

Aha!

Right? I think...

Like, they take out their cell phone to confirm. Let's see, a story to see if you're dressed the same.

Okay.

Nice to meet you.

Hello, hello. What's your. Hola, hola.

¿Cómo te llamas?

¿Cómo?

¿Arroba qué? Perdón.

Me mato con tu camisa.

¿Qué eres, contador?

Sí, no mames.

No sé si se los estoy diciendo. Joder, man, que estás vestido igual.

Sí está en Ciudad de México y está vestido igual. Sí estaba en Walmart a while ago. Yeah, you can tell, asshole. Yeah, don't do that.

Don't do it.

Go get the fucking picture, and also, don't start a conversation.

I don't know you, motherfucker.

Ask for the picture, tell me in a minute,

and go fuck yourself.

Dude.

Grrr. No doubt. I'm like, one minute if you want, and go fuck yourself. But it's like, dude.

Grah, no doubt. It's very uncomfortable. The guy in person.

Those who don't ask for pictures.

No way, I'm your super fan. Yes, I apply that. When they ask me for my cake because it's my birthday,

we take a picture.

No, I don't have batteries, just... Three milks. What a good content. That's how things are.

Very good.

I'm going for the second one. I don't want it anymore. And it's not because of shit, to be clear. At least from my perspective, it's because I'm very anxious because I don't know you and I don't want to establish that link. No, because it's very uncomfortable. What else? What else is going to happen? What else do you want from me? I mean, ask me something, tell me what the fuck, but dude, it's just...

Yes. That comes from afar. The famous...

Shut up!

Shut up, I don't want to. Ok, let's take a picture. Yes. Take it, take it. You say it to your partner or your son. And you, no, better selfie.

Oh, the selfie. 15 seconds of the count.

15 seconds.

And I smell everything, I smell like a pig. You already noticed that you had breakfast.

Oh, man. Well, guys. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. Gracias, gracias. Siganlo, siganlo en sus redes. Gracias, familia. Gracias, familia. Siganlo en sus redes, si es que no lo siguen, están bien pendejos. No, sí síganme, sí síganme. No, pues sí, pendejo, pero si no lo siguen, están muy pendejos, o sea, tienen que seguirlo, pues. Gracias, wey. that you haven't fought, that you're raw, shitting water. And, well, see you in the next episode. See you later.

Bye!

Bye!

We had a love-hate relationship. I think she loves me. Yeah, I'm afraid. What's her name? Lua. Lua. Hi Lua!

Lua.

Can I give you a cookie?

Don't eat it.

Don't tell me that.

You're going to have to stick it in your palate. No, no.

For me, it's sticking to my tongue.

Just a little bit. No pasa nada. Ah, ha, ha. Y el aceite vegetal, ¿no? No, no, aquí se hace bien. Nunca te acerques a un extraño, y menos si es calvo.

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