Our Greatest Day Buying Bonuses

Vegas Matt

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Big day. Bonus buys. Farmer Kevin, the whole gang, the five of us going at it. Your favorite game and ours, Buffalo Link. We are gonna fire it in there, make some money, have some fun, see if someone other than WBG and Farmer Kevin gonna buy. Today EJ is gonna be very aggressive on the bidding I'm understanding. Oh yeah. Is that true EJ? Yeah, yeah. All right, well let's fire it in there win some money. Buffalo Cash. I hope

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somebody buys a bonus and hits that two hundred eleven thousand grand. I hope

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it's me. $100 per spin. That's max bet dimeses. Oh yeah five thousand a minute.

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Well somebody's definitely gonna buy them. Everyone's gonna go. Everyone, every bonus must go. Oh, yeah. In this bonus auction format.

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Oh!

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Idiot.

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You've been good for the league. The major's only 2,600, so I was, that grand is big though, huh? Oh, yeah. Now what does that reset at? 200 or 100? 200, yeah. So someone hit it, eh?

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Yeah, it doesn't move super fast. It got hit, uh, a month and a half ago. Oh, yeah?

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Was it us?

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I think, you probably wouldn't remember for once, but no, it was not.

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Is it one of those situations where it normally starts at 100, but here they started at 200?

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Yeah, exactly.

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Very generous here at Pappenbill.

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Now, hopefully we have a different start to the last time we did this.

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What happened last time?

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In a similar finish. We started down, insta-down 13,000.

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Hey Kevin.

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Yes sir.

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What does it take, how do you get one of these bonuses?

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What does it take to get one?

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Coins?

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Monies.

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All it takes is money, right?

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All it takes is money.

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You threw me off here. Yeah. My favorite song of yours, All It Takes Is Money. All It Takes Is Money.

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I was thinking coins because I was wondering who would take me on a coins bet.

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Let's go. Are we doing that again?

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Oh yeah, you guys like those side bets, huh?

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What do you want, coins or money buffalo?

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I'm thinking coins.

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All right, I got money buffalo. 500 again? 500? I like it. Alright, you crushed me last time. How much did he get you for?

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A thousand.

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Come on!

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He kept switching it, he was right every time basically. Actually I think it was like four and two, but still. I felt like he won every one.

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I'm just hoping we get a lot of bonuses to buy.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, it's always more fun a lot of bonuses to buy. Oh yeah. Me too.

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Yeah, it's always more fun when you have bonuses to buy.

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Would be really good for the league is a four coin bonus, because it's got that big trigger. It would go for a lot. And then there's 15 games, a lot of excitement for the potential buyer.

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And if you haven't seen this bonus auction format before, we talk about the league because we all have a piece of the action we all have a stake in the

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overall results. 20% each so we are all getting wrecked at the moment.

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4,000 down but only 20% wrecked. I like it better. I feel like we might be

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getting to the point where we're out of it already. Oh, come on. In this game? No, never. Never out of it in this game. Really?

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No, no.

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Yeah.

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That's what they say.

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Oh, I could have used that.

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I thought I was going to get there. Will today be the day where we get the 15 Buffalo head?

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That'd be epic.

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BBBS?

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Oh yeah.

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It would be like, what, $74,000?

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No, it would...

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$72,900.

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$72,900, yeah.

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Oh, I was way off.

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You were?

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Way, way off.

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That must have been a defective $5,000 ticket.

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It was no good at...

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Getting bonuses.

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Getting bonuses, yeah. Defective $5,000 ticket. It was no good at getting bonuses. The good news is now that casino is stuck with it if it's defective.

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Exactly, we don't have to deal with it anymore.

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Disaster. Alright, let's put another one in and see if this one's better. Alright, let's see if this one's better.

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Oh, it's going to be.

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Can't be worse.

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That's for sure. You never get it when you get those first four.

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Very rarely.

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Can you return one of those defective tickets? Can you, like, say, like you do on Amazon, do we fit?

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Yeah, you hit the service button and explain what happened to the attendant and they get you another one.

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Oh, okay.

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I wonder what they would say if you actually said that. That would be a funny thing.

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It's defective, it just disappeared. Oh yeah, I have a defective ticket. I put it in and then I got nothing out of it.

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Ordinarily the defective tickets don't go in, but in our case it's the ones that

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did go in. Yeah, but they went in wrong, you know? We need the casino with the Costco style return policy. Oh boy! Well, just like last time. Oh yeah. This is how we do it.

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And then all of a sudden the bonuses just start flowing like wine.

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Kevin, are you nervous yet?

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I'm getting nervous.

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Oh really?

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I don't believe it. For one second. Not at all.

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We got this.

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Yeah, you're never quite out of it in this game.

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Never out of it in this game. Never out of it in buff bowling.

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You ever ride a bull or anything?

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Bull, yeah!

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Oh, Kevin, you're up 500. Oh my goodness. Alright, W2, why don't you start the bidding. $2,100.

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$2,200.

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Uh, 23?

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24.

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25.

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26.

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27? 28. I'm out 29 3,000

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huh I'm out I'm gonna go 3100 32 Wow 33 33. How are you? It's you three, man. Me and Kevin are out, huh?

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34.

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Walter Payton.

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All right, you got it, for me at least. Good luck.

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34?

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I tried, I really tried. You tried.

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I think that's 34 bets.

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You're right about that.

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What is the average?

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I mean, 20-something probably, right?

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I bet 33. They can't give me hell for not trying. Oh my.

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Let's see what happens here.

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I mean, it can't be all that big.

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It's still going to multiply that pay.

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I'd do it. It's alright.

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That's good.

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That's really good.

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It's a great start. I'd pay more for it now.

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How about now?

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It's getting less with every spin.

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Just give them a stop and spin and we're good. How about now?

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Is that anything? Jacks? Threes?

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No. Threes did you say?

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Yeah, the multiplier is calling for threes.

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Oh, I was like wait, there's a threes.

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Oh boy, oh boy.

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Alright, we need some coins. I already feel good that it's not a complete zero.

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Oh yeah, it's great. What's that?

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Chance.

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Come on, finish strong.

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Nope.

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Nope. Disaster.

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Only losing 93 on our last buy-in.

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Oh, geez.

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So total is 10? Yeah. The image is 10,000.

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All right.

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So Kevin, I heard you got a big ultimate jackpot today. I did man it was great. What'd you get? I got dealt four aces but no kicker so I held the four aces and I didn't have a lot of multipliers but out of the ten hands I think three of them

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actually got the kicker. And how much did it pay? It paid $40,000. And how much were you betting?

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I was betting $100,000.

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$40,000 on the nose?

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Yeah, exactly $40,000.

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Crazy.

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You always do well at the pepper mill. We've gotten some big jackpots here. This place is great for everything. I walked into the spa this morning and there was Farmer Kevin at the locker right next to me, not a couple of ways from me, it wasn't like weirdly close or anything. He was already in his robe, you were ready to fire it in there in the steam, huh?

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Oh yeah, that was nice.

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Yeah.

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I was worried where that conversation was going.

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Oh!

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Kevin didn't do the cold plunge though, I don't understand.

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I chickened out, that's cold.

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Cold plunge is good for you. I know. I saw it on Joe Rogan, must be true.

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Toughens you up.

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I used to like the cold plunge and then I lost some weight and I'm colder all the time and the cold plunge hurts more now than it used to. I don't know if anyone else has had that experience. You lost weight? A little bit. Really? Yeah, you look good. Thank you. One of the downsides though, I can't do the cold punch anymore.

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I'll do a side bet with the audience. Anybody that comes to the Vegas Matt and Friends weekend in October, if you book your spa, they got a big spa, they have 33 massage therapists here. I've never had a bad one. I had one again today, I think the best massage ever. Book a massage. I side bet that it'll be a great massage.

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And your last massage you called the best one ever.

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And today I think gave that one a run for its money. I mean it was amazing. Today was a gal named Kelly. She had very strong hands. Okay. Come on. Yes! That's big. That's what she said. So Matt, do your patent day to add up the amount. Okay, well those are dimeses so it's kind of hard. Hold on. 500,000, 2,000, You go biggest man. 4800. 49?

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5.

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51.

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58? Ok, yeah, I like it.

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It's a big school, he's getting to the point.

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I'm out.

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I'm out.

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I'm out.

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I'm it. It's a big school. He's just he's getting a point. I'm out

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I'm gonna pass 59 I pass

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Six Wow

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First one ever

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6100 6200 I don't know if I believe the look on his face. I think 63 might buy it.

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All right, 64.

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Oh, wow.

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65.

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66.

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Oh my God.

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67.

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I get so much help for never buying a bonus. Do you see what I'm up against?

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WBG was out like $2,000 ago.

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That's not quite your question.

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I don't play 67.

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Let's sell it.

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We're even.

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That's the comedic exaggeration.

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What is that, 66?

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Now, how much is there?

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67.

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You're getting it.

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42. It's 68 to you if you want it for 68. 7,000. Oh my. He bought a bonus. 7,000. What do you have to do?

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Alright, I hope I get this. Alright, good luck W2. 7,000.

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Wow. Give him a monster ball.

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Hey, that's good. 47. That's what you need. Give him a 2,000 ball. Come on. He deserves it. Something. Don't crap out. You got it. Come on got it come on. Yes good 49 All right 53 the countdown needle for Vegas Matt is crazy

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55 that's actually the minis a sand of 56 57 58 no

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67 oh 57.58? No, it's a thousand. 67. Oh, oh.

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You're good.

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An honest mistake.

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I'm not going to get wrecked.

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No, but that ballsy move.

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7,000.

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All right, come on.

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Come on, give him a thousand.

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Give him a thousand.

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What a price.

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Give him a thousand.

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Come on, something.

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On the money.

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Oh!

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Red street. $400 winner. Who's better than W2? Noise changer.

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I'm very lucky.

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I'm getting $1000 balls and stuff. 74?

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Yeah, congratulations.

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Very nice.

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Hey, we're only losing $600 now. You're never out of it in this game.

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Never.

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I mean, it was a big win.

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It was a big win for the league, small profit for W2 but he

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gets on the board with a bonus.

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Finally.

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Hard to buy bonuses around here.

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Oh yeah, well you're dealing with a farmer and a maniac.

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Me and Kevin are even on our side bets which is good.

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Yeah, it's a good day.

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You're never out of it in this game, you know? It's weird that you're never out of it on except for maybe ultimate x Ultimate x you're definitely never out of it

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Weird that there are two favorite games. Yeah, what weird, huh? People say why do you play those games because those loans we went on because we're never out of it. Oh, it's it. Yeah

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Probably lost the most on those two games as well funnily enough, right? Yeah weird

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I don't want to hear any more talk about how I never buy a bonus.

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There will be no talk.

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You bought one for $7,000.

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That might be the most expensive one. I don't think there's been a...

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70 bets?

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Yeah. Kevin, what side do you want? Are we running it back or what?

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Can I go with the money buffalo?

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$20,000 bowl there.

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Yeah, bummer. Let's get that. You can, Kevin. You got it. I hope you resolve it fast.

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Me too. I like only having 20% of it because I wrecked 10 grand. I'm like, I'm only down 2 grand.

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I don't care.

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It's a banner day for you.

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Yeah, I like it.

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I think we should do this every day. Let's

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get one of them there four coin triggers. Well, you know. Be very good for the league.

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Maybe a fun one to sweat too, a lot of spins. With the coin bonus, the wild card is, do you get a re-trigger? I mean do you get a spin within it?

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Right.

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If you don't, and you bid a lot, you could get wrecked.

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Really wrecked.

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Okay.

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Oh, I'm dead. Okay. Oh! It made a noise too. That's because the major was there. I know, but when you hear a noise in column 4 you think you got it.

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Yeah, it's hard to get 4 on the column 5.

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Every now and then you get that 7-10 split.

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Two more! Oh, what?

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What do you know?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. It's hard to get four on the four on the pound five Every now and then you get that 710 split. Oh

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Just think of the valuable player points go to that men's store buy me a shirt Hear me out.

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I'm hearing you out.

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I'm just, you know, that's the new EJ-ism. You said that the other day.

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Hear me out.

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Yeah?

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Did you listen?

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Yes.

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What did it say?

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You were talking about if we should switch machines on Dragon Cash or something like

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that. I don't remember.

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But I thought it was a kind of a cool turn of phrase under the circumstances.

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Hear me now.

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All right, let's get a bonus.

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Yeah, another one of them $7,400 bonuses.

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Here we go.

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Please.

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Idiot.

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Drawing at the world there.

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When you've got two coins and then a bunch of money buffalo, you usually don't get it.

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Well yeah, because you've got the money buffalo instead of the coins on the other reels.

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Yeah. Hmm.

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Think we're getting out of it.

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Oh, come on.

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We've been in way worse shape on this game. I mean Kevin has money buffalo so it's undoubtedly going to be money buffalo.

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That's what I'm rooting for, let's go.

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Are you guys one and one right now or two?

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One and one.

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Yeah. You can switch up the denom if you want to mix it up for a minute. Oh yeah? You don't have to. What's the other Denom? 25 cents is maybe better a little less. All right. Wait till the machine heats back up. Yeah. Oh that would have been beautiful. Oh this is

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better because it says how many dollars it is. It's not as hard to add up.

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I think it should do that even if you're playing pennies, nickels or dimes. It should just show the dollar amount.

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One dollar, two dollars.

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I guess they probably would think, people would think that's not exciting. They'd rather see the 100 credits.

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Yeah.

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100 pennies is way more exciting than one dollar. That's a good point.

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Kind of, I guess.

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When you were a kid, did you ever do that to your kid brother or something? Hey, you don't want that stinking paper dollar bill. I will give you these five shiny nickels for that dollar bill.

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Never tried that. My brother wasn't slow. Do you have a slow brother?

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A Buffalo Bill? Does he fall for that?

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I think it's...

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Yeah!

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Maybe I'd fall for it.

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I take the lead.

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You and slow brother.

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It's your bid, WBG.

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Oh, it's my bid.

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Where'd he go to college?

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Bennington Davidson?

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The Naval Academy.

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Can you believe that?

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How about $1,200?

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$1,300. 14. 15. 18. 19. Why not? 2,000. Pass. 21. I pass. The major is 21,000 now. That's

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a bigger player. But I think Matt bought this one.

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2100, I bought one.

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You realize you're betting 50, right?

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Yeah. I'm an idiot.

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I hope you get even in that sum.

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Oh boy.

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But yeah, I wouldn't pay that much.

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I'm going to get totally wrecked.

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I mean, we're closer to the 50s on this one.

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Oh that's huge! Three! Three!

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You're good.

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Cash it.

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You're good.

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I am?

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah!

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Sure, why not.

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Oh, I mean I'm not totally wrecked.

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Yes!

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Come on!

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Coin!

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Oh come on, at least re-trigger.

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No. Uh oh. Oh, come on at least we trigger. No, I'm wrecked

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Idiot, oh man stupid

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Winning on our last buy-in. Oh, yeah

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Yeah, that's

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You guys bending it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we better back. All right, which side do you want? You always get the best?

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I'll choose coins.

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He chooses coins, okay.

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But it was just coins.

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Big, beautiful, gold coins.

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Yeah, I'm up one unit.

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I'm up 500.

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We'll keep Jagmeet set on the other.

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Okay.

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Okay. I want someone to get a big win.

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They usually do.

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One of these bonuses to be way out sized.

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Well it sounds like we're paying enough for them where somebody's going to need it. The league's going to do very well today at this rate.

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League's got a nice thick profit margin.

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Assuming... Well, if we get a big buffalo spin, that would be the best thing ever.

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Nuh-uh! How about a grand?

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Yeah. Okay, second best thing.

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Depends how much we're betting.

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Oh! Yeah!

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Yes!

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We have coins?

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We have coins. Alright, so we're up again. You're up. I'm up. Oh, yeah I'm up Let's do fifteen hundred sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen hundred two thousand

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Half so I got PTSD from the last one

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I'm gonna give it one bump.

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2100. 22.

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Ah, go ahead Kevin.

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Good luck.

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I got one.

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Kevin, 22.

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Go for it. I got one. Uh oh.

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Come on.

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Come on. Give me some coins. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Give me some coins. Come on. Here it is.

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Oh boy.

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Oh you can do better than that.

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Kevin's in a world of pain at the moment.

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Okay.

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Get it.

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You need something here.

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Oh boy. Yeah. There had to be one of those somewhere in there. Yeah that's who I was.

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I'm gonna go get it. moment okay you need something here oh boy Kevin that's what you call a complete sando right there I'm thinking the stock

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markets up today or something oh it's way to buy these things you guys must be

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feeling pretty good what are we doing on the side, Ben? Are we going again? Yes, we're going again. Let's do Money Buffalo.

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Okay.

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I gotta win my money back.

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Well, we're even on the side.

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No, it's on my end.

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We're working our way back on that disaster bonus.

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The machine seems hot. Maybe switch. Alright, well we're down 6,000.

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So, Max Bet Dimeses.

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But the league's doing a little better than that. It made some very wise sales of Sando bonuses.

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Yeah, I mean it doesn't really have much, it's kind of obligated to sell.

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It stabilizes the bonuses though.

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Shrewd moves nonetheless. Members of the league running it up.

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Oh!

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Stupid.

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Stupid.

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Yeah, it is kind of a zero-sum game I guess, right EJ?

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Save that major for that 25 cent.

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Right?

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Yeah.

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Let's just get one of both.

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Hey, I like the way you think.

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How would we...

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Ah, that was the X minus one special all the way across the board. What were you going to ask?

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How would we deal with that in the rare case where it was three coins and eight balls on

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one spin?

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I guess you'd be getting them both, right?

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If you bought it. What were you gonna ask? How would we deal with that in the rare case where it was three coins and eight balls on one spin? I guess you'd be getting them both, right?

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If you bought it.

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And then their side bet would push.

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It's very rare, obviously.

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I mean, I guess we could go by whichever one came first. Although...

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Chicken.

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Sell them separately.

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Come on.

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Oh!

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Oh, man! separately. Come on. Oh man. It seems though that Mighty Buffalo might have the edge there because you can get it in the first two columns where you can't get the coins bonus in the first two columns. I guess it would just be a push. I meant how would you sell them? Would you be buying or selling them? I think you're talking about our side. Yeah, it would be the value of both of them together. I'd like to see it.

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I've never seen it and I've played this game quite a bit.

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You know, I think that would just be one. One auction.

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One massive guy. Let's do that.

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That could get crazy. A big school and three coins.

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That would be fun. All for crying out loud with the seven.

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Hey, you get it a lot.

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It's like getting five in Dragon Link.

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We didn't time this move very well.

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It's my fault. We thought it was heating up.

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Naturally.

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh! Oh, almost. Nine bets? was heating up naturally oh nine buds Come on. Somebody's hitting jackpots. It's our turn. A lot of excitement in this room. Always. I said the other day, it's got to be one of the best high-limit rooms. And they just finished the remodel here of the Mitch Bigger.

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I wonder how many machines they added.

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Oh my God. How about two more?

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Okay.

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I'm going to go for the big one.

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I'm going to go for the big one. And they just finished the remodel here of the Mits Bigger. I wonder how many machines they added.

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Oh my god!

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Come on, two more!

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Yes!

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We needed it.

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Yeah we did.

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Kevin, you take the lead, right?

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Is it a lead or even a...

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Uh, no, a lead I think.

24:34

We'd have to double check, but...

24:35

No, it is a lead.

24:36

Alright, I guess I have to start, right? Three thousand. I guess I have to start right? 3,000. Alright, 3,900. 4,000. 4,100.

24:47

How much is up there already?

24:48

3,000. What is the...

24:50

I said 41.

24:51

42.

24:52

43.

24:53

44.

24:54

45.

24:55

45.

24:56

45. 45. 45, 42. 43.

25:05

44.

25:07

45.

25:12

Vegas, man, deliberating.

25:14

Uh...

25:18

Uh...

25:23

46.

25:25

I'm out. I think I'm out. 47. 48. I'm out. 49.

25:26

5,000.

25:27

Oh my.

25:28

You can have it.

25:29

I tried it! W2 getting aggressive today.

25:31

Oh, W2.

25:32

He likes the big schools.

25:33

I don't blame him.

25:34

He must think there's like, he must be factoring in the 20K ball or something.

25:46

Well, you could get a grand, you could get a 20K ball. And also, I got too much flak for not buying any the last few times.

25:54

Beer pressure.

25:55

I get flak every day.

25:56

It doesn't bother me anymore.

25:57

It bothers me.

25:58

Threshold of Pay.

25:59

Oh, good.

26:00

Winner for you. The threshold of pain. There's a lot of that talking gambling.

26:06

Oh, it was there.

26:08

The major was in there, yeah.

26:10

The 200x ball was there.

26:12

One more minor. Give me the triple minor.

26:14

There's a 10k ball in there.

26:16

That'd be good too. Would not complain about that.

26:18

Oh, I just saw it. How much did he win?

26:20

Uh, a thousand maybe?

26:22

How much is this?

26:25

It'll add it up for us.

26:27

Yeah.

26:28

Oh yeah. The old buffalo was pretty good at math. He didn't make too many mistakes.

26:32

Yeah, he just counts with his hoof. Have you ever seen him do that? He's really good.

26:46

What'd you pay? $5,000. Boom, boom, boom.

26:48

Winner.

26:49

King of the small wins today.

26:50

Nothing wrong with base hits.

26:51

Oh, hell no.

26:52

He's a good handicapper.

26:53

And he's going to get a lot of love for buying bonuses.

26:57

That's great.

26:58

And we're clawing our way back, right?

27:01

Still winning on our last buy-in.

27:02

Yeah, we roped us down.

27:03

58 of 10,000

27:05

I'm gonna go back to 25 senses is or you like it here. Let's do a few backup spins You know never out of it not in this game Kevin what side you take it can I have coins absolutely you don't

27:28

I take it. Can I have coins? Absolutely, you don't have to ask me. You're a generous man. I think coins are a favorite. I don't know though. Maybe a small favorite. I think it's close. What

27:34

do you think WBD? I don't know. It feels like it's very, very close. It feels like it's very

27:40

hard to bid on a coin bonus. Any bonus today.

27:45

W2's getting more aggressive.

27:47

I've bid 12,000 for various bonuses.

27:51

Yeah, yeah.

27:52

Oh.

27:54

You paid.

27:55

Didn't even bid.

27:57

Right?

27:57

You're right.

27:58

I successfully bid. Yeah, sure.

28:00

I bought one and got wrecked.

28:03

I was going to say, I probably bid 12,000.

28:05

I didn't win any.

28:06

Have you gotten any yet?

28:08

Yeah, I got one. I lost the first one.

28:10

And then Kevin, you got one and I was a complete dud.

28:15

My promoter's winning on the buying bonuses?

28:18

Maybe.

28:19

They're all big school triggers.

28:21

It's actually kind of good for the league.

28:23

Oh yeah. Yeah, W2 didn't...

28:26

I mean he won, I think about a thousand overall so far.

28:32

That's video poker money for me later.

28:34

I need it. That's right.

28:42

Come on.

28:44

I'm so eager to see what happens. I haven't even thought about looking for a question or anything. Oh, I'm hoping we hit both of these free features, win a lot of money. Okay.

28:56

Celebrate someplace else.

28:57

Baccarat table or what do you think?

29:00

Yeah, I think it's perfect.

29:01

Baccarat is just the best best gambling game ever for my money.

29:09

Except for when it isn't.

29:10

Well, you lose, sure, but you lose every game at the casino, you know?

29:15

Yeah. That was big.

29:17

Thousand dollar mini on 25 cents.

29:18

Oh, look at the koozies.

29:19

Ha ha.

29:20

Oh, look at the cougars. Ha ha. Oh, I noticed.

29:26

Ha ha.

29:30

You have coins, right Kevin?

29:32

I do.

29:34

We need something here.

29:38

You ever see any cougars on your farm?

29:40

I haven't. I would love to see one though. That'd be neat. They claim there's some around.

29:50

I would've seen more in the bars than on the farm, I think. Oh yeah.

29:51

What are the- I wouldn't know.

29:53

What are the wild animals out by you?

29:55

I mean, we have bobcats.

29:56

They should make a themed game with a bobcat.

29:58

That'd be kind of cool.

30:00

They should make the Farmer Kevin game.

30:02

Yeah, that'd be neat. Might be boring.

30:05

During the bonus, Kevin comes out on his tractor.

30:08

Mm-hmm.

30:11

Did I win? Yes, sir.

30:12

Ha ha.

30:15

I think Vegas Math game's gonna be a lot more fun.

30:18

We gotta get one of those.

30:23

Uh... We gotta get one of those. Uh. Where were we down to before that last bonus?

30:32

Oh, we were way down. Like we were almost out of gas.

30:36

300 maybe?

30:37

Yeah.

30:38

So you know, you're never out of it.

30:41

Very rare to be out of it in Buffalo Wing.

30:49

Will we get a major today? If we do, we probably will on the $100 one. Yeah, I'd like to get it on this one. That would be epic. Oh, come on!

31:05

Really hard to get those in column 3, isn't it? Yep.

31:08

I'm sure you get two rows of Buffalo a lot. Oh yeah.

31:15

Well, at least it pays something. Better than two jacks.

31:21

Or nothing. Or one coin, two coins, four aces.

31:31

Better in video poker than Buffalo Link, huh?

31:34

What?

31:35

Oh, two aces, yeah.

31:36

What do you think about the design, how the symbol bounces below the screen and then back up?

31:42

So like you can see that the coin was just above it.

31:44

Oh yeah, it was right there.

31:46

Very clever.

31:52

Oh!

31:54

The old column three, huh?

31:58

Yeah, three and three doesn't even get your money back.

32:03

Yeah, I think it's 10% of a bet for two of a kind buffalo. So we get three and three, that's 90% of a bet.

32:12

Yeah, I paid 45.

32:14

So you get exponentially more per column, huh?

32:17

I think it's 10% of a bet, half a bet, a full bet, three bets. Think I played a lot of buffaloing? A fair bit, three bets. Think I played a lot of Buffalo Link?

32:27

A fair bit, yeah.

32:31

I'd like to see some kind of game of slot machine trivia. And who's the world's smartest slot player. That would be an interesting competition. You think you guys would do pretty well on the

32:45

Alex Trebek Jeopardy version of slots? I definitely have some competitors that I would love to enter into that contest. Yeah? I'd like to think I'd be to be the Pat Sajak.

33:06

And you have coins, right Kevin? Oh no, you have money buffalo. I think so. Oh, we got the wild.

33:14

We've been here before.

33:18

Cougars.

33:23

$200 worth.

33:27

It's much more fun when you get bonuses all the time.

33:34

Start getting them.

33:37

I'm working on it. I'm pushing the button properly, I have a feeling. Maybe I'll try a different technique. Hold on. Alright here we go. It's all in the wrist. I'm using this the fingertips now.

33:58

Okay. Yeah! We're even? We're even. Alright. I think it's back to you W2. 1900. I like it.

34:05

2000.

34:05

W2 doesn't like to do things very slowly.

34:09

He doesn't shuck.

34:10

2100.

34:11

I'm staying away.

34:12

Pass.

34:15

What is it?

34:15

21.

34:16

21.

34:16

I've got a couple already.

34:17

I'm going to pass.

34:21

I got wrecked last time on this. All right, 22. already I'm gonna pass I got wrecked last time on this all right 22 23 you whipsawed me with your preamble there I got wrecked last time so 22 all right I'll let you have it I don't want to get wrecked again Good luck WBG. I'm sticking for you. Oh good start. Oh it's another good start. Oh yeah. Let's have one of them hundred bonus or dealios. Hundred gamers. Okay. Okay. Oh yeah.

35:00

Congratulations. How fun is this by the way?

35:05

Oh it's so much fun.

35:06

It makes it so fun.

35:07

Come on, Mini!

35:08

Yeah.

35:09

On quarters it is the Mini is a huge part of it. Oh yeah.

35:17

A thousand dollars?

35:18

Yeah, I like your chances. Nine games left.

35:32

Already a nine.

35:34

How many is this?

35:35

You got more than a whole bonus left.

35:37

Just get the grand, would you?

35:40

What's it, 400 max?

35:41

20k max?

35:42

A thousand there already So you would get 20k and then the league would get a hundred and ninety one

35:51

Is that right?

35:53

Plus the values. Yeah, and the rest of the free spins I'm Bobby to change that to 800 800 instead of 400. That's what a royal pays, 800x. Not sure why that's relevant.

36:09

I hope we have that issue.

36:12

We got it eventually.

36:13

WPG Deepin thought, what?

36:16

Nothing, let's just get a whole bonus left.

36:18

I want to enjoy it.

36:20

I need more.

36:21

I got to get 1,200 more.

36:23

Oh, good.

36:24

You got it. Anymore I gotta get that 1,200 more. Oh, yeah. Oh that would have been something wait Huh, what's that? Oh, yeah Okay, yeah never out of it more than a whole bonus left, okay Welcome to Front Street.

36:47

Greats to be.

36:51

Oh yeah. 20,000 ball.

36:59

Or no, 12.5 ball. Yeah, 12.5. So tough though. Minor 5,000.

37:08

That would be a massive, guys.

37:11

What'd you pay? 2,400?

37:12

2,300, I believe.

37:13

Wow.

37:16

Really good shape. Really good shape. I'd buy it for 2,400 right now.

37:24

Throw in another 100100 on there. Alright, $25.

37:30

Ha! I meant on the board.

37:32

Oh! You're not selling it? You can't sublease them?

37:37

I like when you say something like that. You get this look on your face like a little kid. It's really endearing.

37:51

Well I get that a lot. A little kid on your face?

37:54

No, he just has this smirk, it's like you know like he said something clever.

37:59

Two thousand of...

38:01

And a whole bonus left right?

38:02

Oh yeah. thousand of and a whole bonus left right oh yeah

38:22

look at the grid on WBG's face right now it was a factor ah it's early factor in that in huh? I'm an idiot. Yeah, I mean, you know

38:27

Should have bought it

38:30

Do you think it feels like it's giving you enough on this one though

38:37

Yeah, it's like look

38:42

Holden's face. Yes. I'm that's what I'm rooting for

38:45

But I would hate toasis for the fun.

38:50

Oh, you're the winner.

38:52

Cash it. Pro miner or at least a couple of biddies or something in there. WBG, he could win his whole side bet back on this one spin of the wheel with a big beautiful ball. If you get the major there's some money going to the league. Oh, is this a sand?

39:31

Oh, no.

39:32

What a bargain.

39:33

Two for one.

39:34

I had a coupon.

39:35

Is that the first time we've had a two for one? I think so. You just filled in the dry one. We're live for the grand? Oh, we're live for the grand.

39:54

Come on. We're live for the grand. Wait, hold on. What? WBG! Yes? This could be a lot of money.

40:10

I was staring right at the dry hole and I just saw it get filled in. You do that.

40:11

You would stare at the dry hole.

40:13

Alright, ready?

40:14

$211,000.

40:16

$211,000 granted. We are live. There is light in all three of these holes right here, ladies and gentlemen. Look at that. We're two away right now from $211,000. Oh my goodness, we are one away. We're so due for this, by the way.

40:34

$211,000, beautiful thousand dollars. Come on, you big, beautiful buffalo. Three shots at it.

40:43

OK.

40:44

Come on. Okay.

40:45

Come on. Oh! Yeah! Oh! Yeah! Yeah!

40:57

Yeah! Oh, there we go. Let's go! Yeah! Come on! What do you want to do?

41:04

Wow, man, that's like half our year. Is that good? Is that good? That's so sick! Oh, there we go. Let's go! Yeah! Come on! Oh! What do you want to do?

41:05

Wow, man, that's like half our year.

41:07

Is that good?

41:08

Is that good?

41:08

That's so sick!

41:10

I knew it was coming. I 100% knew it. Hey, oh my god, that could make someone's year right there.

41:17

Yes!

41:18

$211,000.

41:19

Is it?

41:20

Look at that. Look at that. Right there, that was a victory lap. I'm tired. Oh my God, my heart. That is incredible. Oh, we were so due for something like that.

41:28

See, it's never over.

41:31

Oh.

41:32

Peppermill.

41:33

Peppermill, a lot of people are saying it. Be sure to come to the party here,

41:37

October 2nd through 5th.

41:38

It's gonna be a banger. All right.

41:45

I don't know what else to say.

41:46

Gentlemen, very good. Very nice. Very nice.

41:49

Woo!

41:50

All right.

41:51

I got even on the stats.

41:52

Yeah, WBG. Beautiful thing.

41:54

What are you saying? I'm at a loss for words. This very rarely happens, ladies and gentlemen. We just won $211,000. Ah, it's my car, damn it. There's a lot of money.

42:05

No comp spa for you, Matt.

42:09

Oh man.

42:10

Oh, here you go.

42:11

Oh yeah. Oh, we have a little extra money too.

42:13

Max win for WBG.

42:14

Oh my, Lanta. There was a little side bet going on there. Ah, that's funny. Nice stuff you caught that it was uh that we were live, huh?

42:27

How about them apples?

42:42

That is crazy Wow look at that let's go

42:48

Nice very nice Look at that. Let's go! Nice. Very nice. We'll do the self-pay. I don't think that one's gonna self-pay. Halftime report. Well that's what you call a mood change. Let's go! That's all this heavy. It's a lot of money. Two hundred and something thousand dollars. How much was it? 214,903.

43:05

214,903.

43:06

Yeah, I am very happy about that. It was so funny because I did the victory lap and then I just didn't know what to say. I was like, oh my God, we finally won. We're only down like 300,000 this year.

43:21

All right.

43:22

Let's get two more.

43:24

All right. That is a beautiful thing. Wow, I almost bought that bonus WBG. $100 short.

43:32

Thank you everyone who stuck with us through the brutal times.

43:35

Oh my goodness, see? We're going to end up ahead on 2025. We only need two more of those and we'll be in profit.

43:41

WBG announced we'd get a six-figure gram this year.

43:44

I knew it. Oh yeah.

43:45

You did know it, yeah.

43:46

How many numbers does this weigh?

43:48

I'm gonna...

43:49

All right, I'll see you guys.

43:51

So we are winning $200,000 plus what's in the machine.

43:58

Should we quit?

43:59

Hey Vegas Matt.

44:00

Yeah.

44:00

Let me be the first to walk me to Front Street.

44:03

Oh thanks.

44:03

Hey yo. Vegas Matt, let me be the first to walk me to Front Street. Oh, thanks. WPG, congratulations on the additional 20,000. All of us are going to win around that.

44:08

And you get an additional 20.

44:10

I like it.

44:11

That's sick.

44:11

I like it.

44:12

I'm glad we had that 20,000 max in place.

44:16

That's why we did it.

44:17

100.

44:18

All right, I guess we'll see a few more spins. You're never out of it this game. And that was on the free feature. It's not our first grand on the free feature.

44:26

But it's definitely the best. And that's our first six-figure grand, right?

44:30

Oh, yeah.

44:31

Oh, yeah.

44:31

And as you pointed out during the halftime report, we did correctly predict that we would hit a grand this year.

44:38

You predicted it.

44:39

A lot of us, including me, were skeptical. I said we'd get a million though. So that's we still have to get that. This is a collective so I'm giving us all credit. That was just so beautiful. Yeah you seem to be pretty excited about that. Yeah you weren't? No I was I was just out of breath. I was out of last for words. No I'm ripped from

45:01

the Tai Chi but. Now how are you guys feeling? I was, like, short of breath when the last ball was spinning.

45:10

And we got it the second spin, not the last one either.

45:12

No, second spin this time.

45:14

Two of the three. And, I mean, there were so many in there, I knew we were gonna get it.

45:19

We were a favorite to get it, but come on. I've been in that position several times and not gotten it. Down to one and it's flashing and no, it's not, no guarantee there.

45:28

I mean, it landed and I was like, O-M-F-G, that is a beautiful thing.

45:36

It's so hard to even get the $10,000 version when we're betting 50. Not alone 200, yeah.

45:42

That's crazy.

45:42

Now we're getting rekt. Hey, you want to ask a question real quick? I do have the question of the day. Oh, okay, go ahead. When you inevitably hit a grand jackpot, what will you do if it's hit while not filming? You guys always talk about the big wins. The grand would be so video worthy. Would you go back and play the same machine and sneak it in? I had this one ready.

46:17

Great question.

46:18

We always film. I mean not like like you know like there's the occasional thing but 90% of the game we did. But if we saw that one of us would have whipped out a camera and filmed it.

46:28

Yeah like if we noticed we were live we would film it for sure.

46:30

Now does anybody want to buy this bonus? I would imagine we would.

46:32

Oh yeah yeah. Why don't you, WBG you hit the grand on your bonus. You should be the first to open the bidding.

46:38

Okay but alright. You should be ineligible. I'm gonna say $211,000. $3,300.

46:45

Wow, you started big.

46:48

$34,000.

46:49

$35,000.

46:50

You're a good walk.

46:52

You're saying $35,000 bets. It just paid out a grand. It's probably going to be a Sando I pass.

47:02

Kevin, do you want it?

47:03

Do you want it?

47:04

You bid on it. You know what? I'm going to let you want it? You want it? You bid on it.

47:05

You know what?

47:06

I'm going to let you have it.

47:07

But before we start it, I just want to... This one's yours, Kevin.

47:10

You know how we always play...

47:11

Wait a second.

47:12

Kevin's yet?

47:13

I'm in.

47:14

Oh, okay.

47:15

Go ahead. What do you got?

47:17

No, no, go ahead.

47:18

I bid 35.

47:19

Okay. I think EJ bought a bonus in there. Yeah! Good.

47:25

He passed.

47:26

Yeah, I passed. I was going to say, you know how we always play the $7,000 major instead of the $5,000 major?

47:32

Yeah. That's why, like this one, this is a $200,000 grand instead of a $100,000 grand. Picking the right machine to play when you eventually hit something makes you a lot.

47:41

$100,000 more. Yeah, you lose less long term. That's another reason the pepper mill is so good. They always do things like make it $100,000 more. Yeah. Alright, let's see how much I'm gonna get. I'm fine with this. Come on, big scoop. Yeah, the worst you can get is like $2,000.

47:55

Oh no, we've seen a single ball on the free feature. How much did I pay? did I pay 3,500 oh yeah you're gonna do good calm down you're gonna do well no come on oh that's a lot that's a thousand okay well that's a lot it feels like a lot unless you just won two hundred and fifteen thousand granted I did just win 20 grand so I think I'm

48:22

gonna be all right we're good. Get another grand, EJ.

48:25

How funny would that be?

48:26

That's better than EJ.

48:27

If we hit another grand, we'd be almost even for the year. How'd you do?

48:42

I don't know.

48:43

You did fine.

48:44

3,500 I bid. Yeah, no, you won.

48:45

Maybe $1,500 or $2,000.

48:46

$2,000, $2,500, $3,000, $3,400.

48:47

Yeah, you're good.

48:48

You did good.

48:49

Good.

48:50

The rest is all profit for you right here.

48:51

Nice.

48:52

Nice. Hey.

48:54

$1,900. for you right here.

49:08

Nice!

49:09

Hey! $1,900 winner!

49:11

And, I just want to point out,

49:13

high water mark.

49:14

Yeah!

49:15

Yeah!

49:16

Should we quit?

49:17

You're kidding!

49:18

I feel like gambling.

49:19

Oh yeah, well we'll do more tomorrow.

49:21

Alright, tomorrow's another day like my dad used to say.

49:24

Oh! Well, you know do more tomorrow. All right. Tomorrow's another day, like my dad used to say.

49:25

Well, you know, just another day. We won $208,753. WBG won an extra $20,000, rocketing into the lead on side bets. That's something about him. That's why they call him WBG.

49:42

A beautiful thing, EJ won. W21. I lost on my buy a bonus. Kevin, you got a little wrecked I think too on the buy bonuses, but hey, good times in general. I think I'm going to start juggling. One favor I'd like to ask, because that must have been very exciting to watch, please subscribe if you haven't already done so. We've got to get to our 2 million subscribers here real soon so we can do some more crazy gambling. I love the buy a bonus thing.

50:08

I tell you what, we gotta do that every day. We gotta get a grand every day. That would be good. So yeah, anything else, CJ?

50:14

That's it.

50:15

Thank you so much, everybody, for watching.

50:17

We'll see you tomorrow. We'll see you tomorrow.

50:18

All right, well, I'm just gonna go deliver this money.

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