Our Season Challenge Is ON THE LINE! Wheel of MUT! Ep. #34

2026! What better way to bring in the new year than a 40-ba in Wheel of Mutt? Last episode, our record was 3-2. We had to win. And after an utterly dominant performance,

Jerome Baker, our team captain, had to pick six to take us above 40 points. So with a record of 4-2, gentlemen, we're kicking this episode off hot. You should know the rules by now. if I ever drop 40 points or more We get to open a high-end NFL product. I'm going back with my absolute favorite NFL origins

So we get to open this entire box and add one player to the team NFL origins has seven NFL trading cards two autographs And one memorabilia. I've loved the origins. It's two autographs and one memorabilia. I've loved the Origins. It's treated us well. The most important thing though, is that we get a player that can be added to this team to make it even better. This team is getting really, really good and we haven't quite made the playoffs.

NFL Origins, our single pack, my lighting's a little clapped right now, but we'll be all right. So there's our stack right there. First player on the top Glock birdie. So Brock birdie was actually previously our quarterback. It's pretty clear He's not gonna be added to the team. Although it's nice to start out with a little origins Brock birdie It's a pretty sick card. I won't lie origins Brock birdie is first second up behind Brock birdie is upside down

So that's one of our memorabilia or auto cards right there. I see a T, I see a T, I see an A, T-A, T-A-M? Oh, Tampa Bay Buccaneers. No way that's Imeka Ibuka. Oh, that's such a bummer. You know, I actually do like Tez Johnson. I actually do like Tez Johnson. He's an athlete. I love the kid., but you know, even that Imeka Ibuka is kind of falling off a little bit. Tez Johnson, cool card. I don't think he has anything good in the game, so that might not help us. It's a beautiful signature though. All right, we're going to use Brock Purdy as our stopper here, our next player. Oh, back to back rookies, Jaden Higgins is really not gonna help this team I think Jaden Higgins has a card we're gonna have to find out we're gonna do some research but a

really beautiful rookie Jaden Higgins right there into another Oh Steelers start memorabilia card right here no way no way that's actually so good oh dude this is both a sick card and super good for us right now rise to the hall mean Joe green origins 167 to 199 he's got an insanely good card in this game. Wow, that saved us that saved us for sure rise to the hall origins mean Joe Green that is a sick nasty card. It's got a patch. That's a really that's a beautiful card. Honestly

Anyway, I love origins, man. Behind Joe Green is, no!

No way!

Oh, we're going to have a huge decision now. It's a 173 of 225 origins, Travis Kelsey. It's really not that rare of a card, but it's so good because Travis Kelsey has a limited tight end. And that limited tight end is a Mertz. I can guarantee you that will not be helping us.

A lot of rookies in this one. A Riley Leonard, really cool card, but not gonna help us either. Honestly, there's really only two options here. We're either taking limited Travis Kelsey or the 94 overall Mijo Green.

All right, let's be real. This is not even close to one of our rarest Origins openings ever, but it is hilariously one of the best we've ever gotten Madden-wise. First and foremost is 94 overall Travis Kelsey. An incredible option. This is a really unique card. This Travis Kelsey is the best blocking tight end in the entire game. He is actually the best blocker in the entire game. I know that

sounds really stupid, but look at the stats on this card. He has 95 pass block. He has a 90 run block 95 impact block 95 run block power finesse if he was a tackle he would be the best tackle in the game Isn't that crazy with a lot of these Christmas cards? They just wanted to take a unique angle with it. Not only that he is a very good tight end But he's outclassed by our Jimmy Graham as a tight end. Like if we compare them head to head, Jimmy Graham is taller, he's just as fast, he catches better, but this Kelsey

has the craziest blocking stats. Kelsey really could be a backup tight end and an elite fullback. It's something to consider. The other option of course is Mean Joe Green. Mean Joe Green's a 93 overall,

but he's an incredible D tackle. I only have one D tackle right now, that's Indomitian Sioux. This mean Joe Grain is really good, he's really fast. That's a hard decision. My decision is made, I choose Travis Kelsey. There's multiple reasons.

Number one, I need a backup tight end. Number two, he plays at two positions. Number three, the discounted abilities. And number four is right here. We have a chance to bring back something I haven't done in a very very long time if you watched wheel of mutt three years ago There was a Nigerian nightmare Christian Akoye who automatically started the game with the ability Vanguard Vanguard is very slept on ability You dominantly win impact blocks. All this means is every time you're blocking you pancake someone

So if you run I formation and Travis Kelsey's the fullback, the first person he touches is getting pancaked. Now, there is a stipulation. You've got to activate it. To activate it, you got to score a touchdown. But if you score the touchdown, it is active for the rest of the entire game. We're opening up a scenario where if I can score with Travis Kelsey, I could literally pancake anyone and everyone for Ashton

Gentee, which is kind of a crazy thought, isn't it? So Travis Kelsey, back up tight end, still great at catching passes, starting fullback, all thanks to a 40 bomb and this beautiful card right here. Alright gentlemen, let's talk shop. Our current record is 4-2. We win today, we make the playoffs. We lose today, I'm going to Cancun and I'll probably see your poverty franchise there. I'll see Cleveland there, I'll see Detroit. The team is really good though. We're a 91 overall, the only

hole on offense is our center, potentially a left guard, maybe another wide receiver upgrade and Jigba and Jefferson are kind of outdated. I mean technically Ashton Jentee could use an upgrade too, but he plays much better than his overall indicates Defensively I could use some new linebackers. We're a little outdated at the linebacker position, but my secondary is disgustingly good Jalen Ramsey to Patrick's or tan Rod Woodson Ronnie lot Ted Hendricks Patrick shut it's so good Now the good news is will Rykerd has abilities, but I could go for a kicker upgrade as well I think I could get a better kicker One thing we cannot forget about is our season-long challenge We if I complete this challenge in the regular season, I get one jackpot player anybody in the game and it's so unbelievably close right now

I have one game left and Ashton Gentee is at 450 out of 500 Plus meaning I need 50 rushing yards or more today out of Gentee and that'll earn us any Single player in the game keep in mind. there's no penalty for not completing this. If I didn't get it, it would suck. But if we still won the game, I'd be in the playoffs. So it's a good thing,

but to leave a jackpot player on the table when we're this close, we can't do it. We gotta get 50 plus rushing yards today. All things considered, gentlemen, you get the idea, right? Right? Like it's a huge game. There's so much at stake. Let's get three awesome wheel spins to start this out and Redux top 12 is a good one. I will say Redux as a spin is always a little bit nerfed because Redux is just the lagging limiteds. So it's limited players, but limited players from, you know, a month ago.

The highest case scenario is not very good, but there's a good floor on these cards. Those of you who know fantasy football understand what I just said. It probably didn't make a lot of sense. So not the buy now price, but we will sort by overall. We can choose one player out of these 12.

Ooh, this is weird. Cam Scadaboo? Normally I'd probably take Cam Scadaboo right now because Scadaboo would be a good fullback, but I just picked up Travis Kelsey. I kind of like Albert Hainsworth. Since I didn't go with Mean Joe Green, I feel like Albert Hainsworth,

that card is also beautiful, by the way. I love the art on that thing. If I didn't go there, maybe Demario Douglas as a wide receiver, probably wouldn't go Joey Porter, Breton Strange. Honestly, I think this This is a gorgeous card. The Signature Series has

some of the coolest art they've ever done. That's such a sick card. 6'6", 350 pound nose tackle. Damn! He's honestly as good if not a little bit better than Joe Green. He's a little bit slower, but his acceleration's incredible. And he has 94 block shed, 92 power move, 93 strength. Damn. That's a huge D tackle. He's not as good as in Dominican suit, but it'd be a great backup D tackle. Here's the thing, you know, he's the backup D tackle, right? Like he's not the starter, but that's not actually true because I'm almost always running a four three, which means four defensive linemen and three linebackers. I almost always have Micah Parsons

and Dominic can sue Albert Hainsworth and aid Hutchinson on the field. So he's not really the backup. He's more like, it's more like D-Tackle 1 and 1.5. And this is 1.5. Hainsworth is nasty. I don't think he's going to get discounted abilities. He's not one of the crazy zero chill players, which once again, you're already seeing.

I think it's pick artist. Ainsworth gets big hardest? I'd fuck with that. But yeah, I mean, it just goes to show you how good these zero chill players are. If I wanted anything on Albert Ainsworth, I gotta pay for it. And I ain't doing that. It's a beautiful card though. It's incredibly, incredibly good card.

It's actually kind of crazy how this team is coming together. I don't talk about chemistries very often because they're kind of confusing of mud. Chemistries are these minor boosts, sometimes major boosts that apply to your team if you assemble players with a similar scheme or a similar team or a similar promo. Right now though, with how many zero chill players we have, we have tier four zero chill. Tier one gives you plus one strength, run block, block shed.

Like we have plus one speed to all zero chill players right now because we're on tier four. That's kind of crazy. If we can hit tier five, we get plus one acceleration. Remember this only applies to the Zero Chill players, but that's a lot of players on this team. Ramsey, Hutch, Tio.

It's actually, I'm really glad I checked that. Jerome Baker is currently not benefiting because he is out of position. However, if I give him the mic secondary position, it will apply. The defensive line is incredible now just last episode. It was very bad, too So we made we made some leaps that also took our team to a 92 overall

But let's worry about this second. We'll spend 92 Albert Hainsworth. Excellent addition. Can I get a center now? Shoot I mean, it's not bad 91 to 93 limited is obviously a very good poll We can take any 91 to 93 overall limited player. This does exclude the zero chill limited, but there's a ton of good options I just don't think there's a center and that's like the one position. I really want right now I don't think there's a limited center. There might be maybe my ball knowledge is lagging. Holy shit There's a 93 limited center and he's 1.5 mil.

This is like, this is like Pokemon scalper shit right here. I'm not about to pay scalper prices for this. Actually, no, that's not the holiday spirit. What if this isn't a scalper? What if this is a an eight-year-old who just sent up a prayer? He sent up a prayer to MMG. He said MM gay, MM fraud, MM homosexual. Buy my Dominic Raiola for way overpriced. Oookay. I mean, he's a Detroit Lion. And it's a limited baby and it's exactly what we need.

That's a mommy's credit card purchase right there, I'll tell you that. Dominic Raiola boosted to a 94. Look at this O-line. Deion Dawkins, Trent Williams, Ryola, Lindstrom, and Pene Sewell. Trent Williams is way better than this indicates too, he's just out of position. Well if Ashton Jentis is gonna get 50 plus rushing yards, I think we've given him the best possible chance. We gave him the best blocking fullback in the game, and we gave him Dominic Ryola. So if he can't do it with this, then he just couldn't do it. Alright gentlemen, our third and final wheel spin. I think I'd like to go defensive with this, potentially a linebacker, maybe a really good kicker.

And maybe that decision will be made for us. Oh my God, Team Wheel Jackpot. I haven't seen a Team Wheel Jackpot in a long time. I might've just lied to your face. Three, two, one, spin. We can get any single player in the game.

We know they all have good players, but will it work for us? Not Lions, but Ravens, Baltimore, Baltimore, Baltimore. What does Baltimore have? What does Baltimore have? Dude, I'm drawing a blank in my head right now.

All right, we're gonna sort this by team. This is the entire catalog of Ravens players. 146 players in the game. How many are cracked? There's a limited Ed Reed. Oh my god. I didn't even know this existed There's a limited Ed Reed free safety, which like this feels like such an amazing choice, but my safeties are loaded I don't know how I slot this in Kyle Hamilton another safety Draymond Jones don't need it Roquan Smith is not bad here

Roquan Smith is good. I need linebackers. He's a little bit dated damn see like team wheel jackpot's usually such a good wheel spin but these top three cards are cards i really can't use mike green is nice too i think we go roquan well there is a loady not a strong safety a loading not a strong safety is a hilariously good card 6 4 340 pounds 91 speed 98 excelling he gets all the zero chill abilities but once again he's a safety don't overthink it we don't overthink this. We're going Roquan Smith. Another egregious overpay.

You know what? It's just a mommy's credit card day. I guess. That's an autumn Roquan Smith. Now if all things were equal, this Roquan might actually be better than Jerome Baker, but all things are not equal. lower than Foyusad Aluakhan but he's better at pretty much everything else. I'm gonna move RoKwan to my weak side linebacker. I'm gonna move Foyusad Aluakhan to my strong side linebacker. No,

that's not right. Foyusad should be weak side and RoKwan can be strong side. I think I can also place RoKwan at MLB 2 or will they not allow this? I'm kind of shocked that the Baltimore Ravens don't have more better cards. I'm being honest with you, but this is an incredible, incredible linebacker. Also because I'm not usering him, so it's very important that he's good at things that don't require my input, right? And he has 91 zone coverage, 84 man coverage,

89 play rec, 96 pursuit. That is the perfect linebacker to set and forget. That's a good pickup, truly. Wow, boys. So we got the autumn linebackers. We've got the Christmas secondary. We've kind of got a mixed bag on the D line

and Jerome Baker down the center lane. On offense, we've got a juiced offensive line and Ashton Gente needs 50 rushing yards. Also, let's not forget that Jameis Winston is coming off a career game. An absolute career game for Jameis Winston wide receiver that my opponent robbed me of the stat sheet from. Look at that top five boys. Look at that top five!

It's so beautiful. It's all Christmas. Jameis is in there. And of course we've got a very crucial challenge. Our challenge wheel last episode landed us 93, 8 in Hutchinson after we completed it. Let's see if we can do something similar. An odd score. You know, I love this challenge because last time it was even score.

And now it's odd score. My total score needs to be an odd number. We've yet to see this screw us over. This challenge has not screwed us over yet. And it absolutely can. It's very simple. If I end the game with an odd score, we complete the challenge. If I end the game with an even score, we lose.

A 4-2 record and 50 rushing yards out of Ashton Jenttie hangs in the balance. Oh my god, I'm so nervous! This is unironically the biggest game. Will I say that again? Probably. Have I already said that? Yes. But this is win or go home, make the playoffs or head to Cancun This is week 17 If you win the game you clinch the division if you lose the game you can book your flight to Cabo

That's exactly what this is and look at that top three Jameis Ronnie and T Oh, let me see what you got. Let me see your gross. Oh, okay I mean, he's got the limited Mike Vick, but it can be a lot worse. That is the limited right-handed Michael Vick. And we're in Tennessee. It's Cleveland, Tennessee. Oh my God.

It's the Poverty Bowl. I always say this, gentlemen, but in an alternate universe, this is a playoff game. In an alternate universe, this is the wildcard playoffs. Keen and Allen with double me is gonna take this thing out big hits

We love to see it. Don't you dare quit right? You're sending me a message. You're sending me a message. You're not quitting Please please please don't this is a fair matchup. I don't want to leave and get matched up. You know, what's funny? I think he is sending me a message and he's't know what that was. Okay, nevermind I'm talking on my ass zero to zero the biggest game of our lives. What's he got for abilities? Okay, so he's got Jonathan Taylor tank Michael Vick gunslinger protected That's not good. That's not good. It's not good. I wasn't ready. I was looking at his abilities and he goes no huddle Avalanche we talked about a last episode if you didn't see I've got avalanche on a ton of my players He's tearing me up with Jonathan Taylor right now But if we can get a clean downhill hit stick with Ted Hendricks or Terrell Owens, it's a guaranteed fumble

That's what the ability avalanche does it's busted But if he keeps running this football, that is a play-action. He gets it off. Miss. Somebody's gotta get him, right? Nice work. Damn, he's killing me right now. He's moving fast and efficient right now. Let's go to coach's suggested defense.

I actually really like coach's suggested defense because you get a ton of different looks. This is gonna be a run. I'm bringing Ronnie Lott down to blow this up. Come on! Second and 13, it doesn't get any better than that. I couldn't have timed that better. Ronnie Lott lays the hammer.

And now Ladanian Tomlinson is in, the backup running back is in, he took a lick. That's a pass. That's a guaranteed pass. Does he try to throw the check down? Does he try to throw LT?

Right-handed Michael Vick is scary, but we're all two stops right there. I'm standing coach has suggested defense. All right, cover four quarters nickel wide. We're going to guess pass. Did I not activate? Why is Montez sweat in? I've got to make a substitution.

I've made a mistake. I don't mind that at all! T.O.! You're going to try to go Devo on T.O.? Let's go! Get that ball back, Cleveland! He just aired out a Hail Mary to Debo Samuel, but I've got Torello in that corner.

Who's gonna win that jump ball? I'll tell you who. I really feel like I could have housed that too. Okay, I think Ashengenty 50+. Now that we have a turnover, we gotta get all 50-plus right now. We start this drive on the 23. Lots of room to work with and it oh my god that cam Newton so fucking good Let's watch this back that cam Newton a computer just blew that play up entirely. That should have been a good run I can't risk a bad run play again. I can't I gotta pass if we can get this to be third and one I might run it again, but I can't dig a hole here. Wow. That was such a bad play shit. Okay, we're passing here. There's Travis Kelsey. Where are your abilities dude? Everything's wrong. Did I not activate Travis Kelsey?

I thought I did shit second and ten that ruins like a whole lot of the strategy, but it doesn't matter Oh my god, he's nasty. No abilities. No problem. Well, shoot. I mean, here's the good thing at halftime You're allowed to do halftime adjustments and you can reactivate abilities So I'll be able to activate Travis Kelsey at halftime for right now Though I'm just in a pickle and that's okay great broken tackle by Kelsey three down lineman. We run it every single time Beautiful block cam Newton this time. Yes, sir

Breaks a tackle two rushes 22 yards. We're almost halfway. We're almost halfway Three down lineman. We just Deion Dawkins to get, so Deion Dawkins is number 73. If he gets to the second level on Cam Newton, easy, yes. Just like that, Cam Newton kind of blew it up, but wait, but wait, Gente, what are we sitting at?

That was 24 to my 22, he's at 44. Ashton Gente is at 44 rushing yards in the first quarter. I'm gonna go hat back stretch out a pistol. Oh, I really show I formation, but look, Travis Kelsey's on the left. Just go to Travis Kelsey's side. He's the best blocker in the game. We're going to Travis Kelsey's side.

And look at that. No, Travis, I was just glazing the shit out of you. I was gonna say Travis Kelsey just blocked an edge rusher. He totally didn't. All that glaze for what, bro? I'm not giving up. I just lost yards. That goes negative now. Okay, we're passing. We're not risking this game for that. Man.

Taking the easy one. Is that a drop? Uh-oh. Third and 13. Now we're in a very serious pickle. I don't know how we get this.

I don't know how we get this. I'm gonna give Gentee the Texas over the middle. Graham and Jigba. Is this man? Third and 13! Jameis Winston! Oh my god, Jameis Winston, wide receiver! Why not, Jameis? Gritty on him, Jameis. Yes, Jameis, gritty on him, Jameis! Do it, do it! Jameis Winston, the greatest Cleveland- Oh my god, he was lore accurate. Lore accurate, Jameis Winston. I'm going for two. Why am I going for two? I need an odd score. This is very stupid.

No, this is very smart. Two point conversion. Hear me out on this one. Damn it. Here was my thought process. It was if I get the two point conversion,

then I score on an odd score. But now I can do that anyway. Now if I score, I just kick the PAT, I go to 13. That's a, it's an odd score. It was a little stupid. Hendricks. I'm gonna be honest. He was moving the football incredibly well last drive.

And then he got greedy. If he just goes back to running this ball with Jonathan Taylor, we that shit dummy slapped, bro I'm off the fattest Benjamin blinker and that Jonathan Taylor sandwich hit like crack play-action Yeah, fucking throw it. No, I thought he was going to Keenan Allen. I thought I was gonna lurk that I got way too excited Shoot, I jumped the gun. Okay, third and six. Let's guess pass. There's no way he runs this Hendricks you dirty dog. Let's go get a lurk

No way you run this you don't have the balls. I can guess pass here if he runs it'll get it. Nope. Perfect 85 is Not there. No That Vick's too fast. He's really risking it by not sliding down there But that Vic is so good that Vic is the best quarterback in the game and it isn't even it isn't even remotely close. Oh, this is not good clock. I didn't even notice. So it's six to zero when we get ball at half. Shit. Shit. If he uses this whole clock, it'd be a really good drive for him. We have three timeouts, no more two minute warning on our side. Let's see how he plays this. I got dude, Ted Hendricks is like this all-encompassing tower, dude. He's so big.

You run this ball? Second and three. He's got left side. Big hits. What are we doing? What are we doing? I could have got a stop there. It was an ugly pileup of animations first and ten

Corner out it's not there. Don't you dare? Oh

Teddy boy get that pass break up. Wait a second. I think Ted Hendricks has deep zone ko. That's why we got that Yeah, look how many abilities are out here. He has yeah, he has deep zone ko. I'm on Ronnie lot here No, you did not just test me Ronnie lots on the switch stick! You're too greedy, son!

You're too greedy!

That's like the worst rage quit ever though, if I'm being honest. Because that's supposed to be a win or go home. I'm so close on the gentee. You put us in a very serious pickle here with that rage quit.

All right, one step at a time while we think about this. First things first, there's no question. That was the most true Rage Quit. He had a really good offense, but he kept trying to go for the deep ball. And that's why sometimes you got an MM check down. Ooh, damn. Now that's a Rage Quit spin.

You guys asked for me to juice the Rage Quit wheel, and I did. I think it needed a juicing. player? Yeah, don't mind if I do. What do we want? Oh, actually, before we go anywhere, let me activate Travis Kelsey. So activate Travis Kelsey's abilities. And Dion Dawkins wasn't activated either. Wow. We did all that for him. We are collectively him. Oh, and Roquan Smith has Lurk Artists that we can activate. Well, shit. Let's literally get a kicker that can go stupid yard and has all the abilities of will Riker I it's pretty obvious choice on this one. There should be like a

9293 kicker hopefully for 200k. Oh, yeah, Pat Sumer. Oh, does he get the abilities? We need the Chad Johnson kicker who's actually so good, but he's too expensive. You know, I'm not kidding. This Chad Johnson might be better. You know why this Chad Johnson is better? Because this Chad Johnson prevents kick return touchdowns a lot better than any other kicker. Cause he actually can tackle cause he's actually fast enough.

I just have to hope he gets abilities. 88 kick power, 90 kick accuracy. I'm going to take a risk on this. I'm going Chad all we need. We go Zen kicker for good kicks over 45. He's hilariously better than Will Reichardt. He has more kick power by five,

four more accuracy than he can tackle. Yeah, I like that decision. I'm also updating my kick returner. I'm gonna go with Randy Moss corner. If you're confused, anyone at kick returner, cause it's fun. And Randy Moss has a corner card that is ridiculously good. If we can actually get him on the lineup,

that'd be pretty sick. For now he can return kicks and punts. Imagine being Randy Moss and all your team lets you do is return punts. Oh yeah, then rush left end. This is where I had Montez sweat

and it needs to be Aiden Hutchinson. And I've got to activate Ocho Cinco. I think the next player that needs an upgrade is Ash and Gente. I just feel so bad saying that. So this is why we're in a weird pickle. Gente had 44 rushing yards. So should I be at 496 right now? You know, rage quits make things weird, but here's what we're going to do. We're going to take our free awesome kicker and I'm going to go earn myself

a playoff spot. That first game was too quick of a rage quit. it's 2026. We're respecting women all 2026. We're putting out bangers all 2026. Ronnie Lott, Travis Kelsey, Jamis, and he's got, oh, he's got the 95 Shazir. That Shazir is the best avalanche user in the game. If he's got avalanche on him, we're in a little bit of trouble. I'm not going to lie to you.

Cleveland, Denver, we're in mile high stadium and Ocho Cinco's gonna kick off for us. That's what we earned from that rage quit. All right, that was a pretty low kick and it's Ocho Cinco on the return team. And it's me almost giving up. Dude, why is Patrick Chung like the best player on this team?

Patrick Chung does more than anybody, I swear. He's low key putting up a potential MVP performance. All right, first and ten, that's James Cook in the backfield, I believe. Teddy boy. Oh, I fucking dare you to throw up! Absolutely no way you just got away with that, son. There is no way you just ran tight end attack. That's sick. That's sick. I don't have the football right now, it's sickening. Six foot

seven Ted Hendricks. Go ahead, toddler. Do it. Start screeching like a little banshee, start running around your house. That is the worst way to start a game because I'm so on tilt right now. I can't believe they didn't hand me that lurk. I can't play that any better. He's gonna come out and deuce close. This could be a handoff. I'm going on Jerome Baker.

We wanna play the run here. I'll fucking earn it! And I'll pitch it! because Denver is so fucked and he knows it. He knows it. This guy doesn't have a chance. Those first two throws tell you everything you need to know about how this game is gonna go. It does not matter that he has the ball. It wouldn't even matter if he scored here. This guy is in piss. He's gonna go running back. They don't even have the chance. Second and ten. We're starting to get pass rush now. You know what we go with? He's still in wing pair. He He probably runs the same thing we're blitzing and Jerome Baker is gonna go for a heat seeker No Can we get there good tackle Patrick Chung the savior of the universe? Patrick Chung do you ever run the football? I'm not really scared of the run. I just feel like he can do it at some point

I'm him Patrick Chung. What a call-out second and goal stay with me now boys I know that pitch was a little aggressive in such an important game, but you saw what I saw. It was worth it.

Pass.

Nobody's home and Micah Parsons! Ho ho ho! Tebow's in trouble! This ain't Florida, Tebow! This is the big leagues! Third and goal, ace close. It pretty much has to be a pass. I'm guessing pass again. I don't think he can run this football. Truly, he just, he knows he can't either. He'll throw shorts!

Great tackle. Gutter helm. Fourth and goal from the three. And this is what we call a ball, don't lie. Five-two normal. We drop, we drop a few.

I'm on Baker. What do you think you see? What do you think you see? Huh? What do you think you see, team? Oh!

No fucking way he's getting-

He's literally getting sacked. This is the luckiest drive I've ever seen. He's literally getting sacked while he throws this. Look at this. What the fuck is that? Did he just defy the physics of my entire human body on top of him? Okay.

Woo!

We need 50 rushing yards with Ash and Gentee. We need to end on an odd score. And I'm gonna earn this one. Ooh yeah, I'm gonna earn this one. I made this decision. I could have just said rage quit episode over. So, I don't know what I'm bitching about. out. Brees Hall, despite subbing in Randy Moss, Brees Hall still gets it. We'll start at the 31 though, which is not a bad return at all. And it's 50 yards out of Gente. We

need 50 plus yards out of Mr. Ashton Gente. And guess who's got his abilities now? Travis Kelsey and Deion Dawkins. That left side of the line is stacked. Good blocks, Kelsey. Rush five yards. It's gonna be a long game for him. I'll tell you that right now. We're gonna earn it second and five I'm going dive up the middle. Let's follow our big boys. Wow, you moved Nick Bonito like he knows Wow, I'm not giving up on the run third and five He's still on Nick Bonito and he's floating into the middle which actually really nice for us. Let's just run to Nick Bonito side. Gentee! Oh my God, you know how big that was? That's not a first down if he doesn't do that.

The most outdated card on this team is the Ashton Gentee and he's still my best. And I'm still running to the left. And I just would like to see you stop me. Gentee, Gentee, Ashton Gentee! You tell him why!

You tell them why! You tell them why! Now that's how you earn 50 season long challenge completes in the final game of the regular season on a heater. And Ashton Jente has over 500 yards in the regular season. What an awesome run to get that on. That was a 58 yard rush. Ocho Cinco's gonna punch it through. That's the end of the first quarter, seven to seven.

I cannot go for any stupid pitch shenanigans again. All right, he's gonna start this drive on the 22. Honestly, he's throwing the most obvious pass often. So we just need to lurk it again. Roquan Smithson this time. That looks like a handoff.

It is. Oh my God, Jerome Baker. Second and 10, Jerome Baker hushes the crowd. Ball don't lie, this is a ball don't lie drive. If he scores on this drive, I will actually be a little bit nervous. I'm not gonna lie to you. That's tight end attack, isn't it?

He's got nothing to throw.

Dude.

Ha ha ha ha.

The voices in my head are too loud. Yeah. I So jet these already got his challenge I am sitting on an odd score right now But I tell you what man something about Jameis Winston just gets me amped the fuck It just makes you want to throw him the football that might have been a touchdown Jameis Winston I might run that again deep post switch. This is kind of a nasty play. Let's block Jimmy. Can't let that happen again. He's coming in with Benito. Oh my god, Jameis!

Should be there. That's a bad ball out of Shadur. You know what? Let's just simplify it. Oh no, good pass rush. Gentee's there. No! Oh my god! I threw that ball to Ashton my god! I threw that ball to Ashton Genti! I threw that ball to Ashton Genti and it went to Jimmy Graham. He got it!

Jameis, go show them what's up. Jameis. Jameis, could you just dick on these guys? Double coverage! You need three! Okay. You need two. All you needed was two. Dude, don't quit. Why would you quit? It's 7 to 7. What is going on in the streets today?

What's going on the head to head streets today? Okay, we're gonna slow things down a little bit He's dropping ba- oh no way Jameis. Oh you're not Jameis! Holy shit, Justin Jefferson. Dude, ever since Jameis came into the picture, Jefferson's been getting the short end of the stick But not right there. Actually, octopus. Why don't I just do an eagle fly thing for octopus? That doesn't make any sense. That's the octopus. That's a Jefferson Tutty into a Jefferson two point. We don't mind that at all.

Now the reason, avalanche, avalanche. Oh my God. Now you quit. Now you quit. you quit I mean you have to it's over We just got an avalanche hit stick on a kickoff Jameis Jameis do the thing Jameis look at him He's going over to Jameis. He's going over to Jameis. He thinks I'm doing an outrout with Jameis. It's a slant bud. Okay Okay, I'm talking shit. Oh my god. Wait, I don't that was I didn't score a touchdown! I just threw an actual pick! I thought that was a two-point conversion, I'm an idiot. My brain just shut off for a second.

F***.

Guys, let's get a safety. First and ten. Oh, I dare you, run the- All right, Kelsey out route to pull him down Winston man coverage He's down to the one get up Jameis tell him Jameis eat a W 15 to 7 Jameis Winston touchdown. He's in man coverage. Just snap it. Just fucking snap it. We gotta go for sort by player Jameis Winston, what's up? What's a play designed for Jameis? You know, I mean, do we have like a screen? Look at SFT Meshwy Corner. What kind of shenanigans ass play is this?

Oh my goodness gracious. Where's Winston? He is not the primary on this. Yo, yo, Jimmy might be open. Straight up, Jimmy is going to be open. Wait, this play is gross.

Justin Jefferson, why are you cooking so hard today? Oh God. Oh God. What's happening to Jefferson? Look at him! Jefferson! Jefferson! What are you doing? What's happening? I'm going for the fake kick because we're on the odd score. Oh my god. Oh my god, Will Anderson with the- Chad Johnson's really good for that fake, isn't he? He is, except Will Anderson just played it super well. If my opponent's actually in field goal block, that's gonna be really good. Also, this is 40 bombable once again. Guys, if I play like a psycho, I actually play better.

Maybe that this is what we should do in the playoffs. No, I'm full of it. Someone stop me before I do something real stupid. No, no. Good hits. The only reason any of this occurred

is we have two avalanche fumbles right now. Terrell Owens, we can thank for that. Alright, Teddy boy. First and ten. Don't throw the same 44. Please don't do it. I'll actually be so fucking mad at you. Oh gosh, that's actually a bomb. Hail Mary. Jaylen Ramsey just went over his head. I'm gonna go on main coverage and you're gonna have to go stop the boy. You can't stop the goat. You can only help to contain him.

Okay. Honestly, I'm just gonna go with the classic out route cause it's just so good. Oh my God.

Wait.

No, Jamus. Oh, I sold him. I sold him. It's actually pretty good defense by my opponent. It was he strafed that pretty well All right, you guys ready to get risky you guys ready to get risky risky business I'm gonna put Jefferson on a corner to pull that right side safety and I'm going for Winston on just a gigabomb. Oh my god

It was perfect it was literally perfect that ball needed to be just a little bit more out in front of him I'm gonna try again. You gotta try again. We got to try again. We just we can't give up on that Uh-oh. I don't think it's there anymore Yes, it is bad ball Shadour would you pull your head out of your ass? It's the Jameis Winston video dude. Maybe Jameis isn't the guy Patience. All right, bro. You guys, somebody's got to take this controller away from me. This is starting to get embarrassing for my opponent here.

This is crazy. I just don't know what I can't, what could I not run? I mean, look at the pocket presence. We're stepping up and shit.

Ow.

I'm not even fumbling Can you put Jameis back in please? Actually getting tilted. Where's Jameis? There he is. There's my goat. Alright, this looks like a five-man rush. Let's see if it is. It's not.

Oh gosh

Third and four big play big play Jameis you were born Damn, I'm getting my shit swatted. I'm getting till I'm mad Jamus can't come down with these right now That's supposed to be my go. I'm going inside zone. I want to make sure the feds know that Ashley Gente earned it What the fuck that is a Halloween card Ashton Jetty you are not human female ref smack her ass. Thanks ref. Thanks ref

Thanks ref. I go for two gotta go for two. We got to keep it on the odd score Puka Nakua 86 overall Pukas in right now Get in there Shadur you show them tell him bust my AP! Do the thing Shadoor you dumbass. You didn't even do the thing bro. Look at the team getting hype for the boy. Shit. Shit. Get on your horse and take an angle Hendrix. Wait a minute. How is that not avalanche though? holy shit you ever seen somebody get leveled? Yeah, run tight and attack you fucking fraud throw to 44 so I can take the ball from you. Uh-oh. He has a touchdown

Ronnie Lott Ronald oh my god, that was his last play before half. Do I get the ball? Don't tell me I get the ball That would just be wrong. He's onside kicking. You know he's not giving up. You gotta respect that. I could 40 bomb again. Is this gonna be back to back 40 bombs?

This, I will say, what's going on today? This would be an unethical 40 bomb. Yeah, honestly, you should quit because this would be an unethical 40 bomb. my friend. Wow. Oh my God. What an episode to go to the playoffs. I have an insane idea for our challenge wheel. We ended that game with 29 points, which does complete our challenge wheel.

Check this out. So we can use the snow store, right? 90 overall BND zero chill fantasy pack. You're thinking to yourself, MMG, why would you select this pack? It guarantees 90 overalls when you could get 93s. What are you going for? Listen, I have an idea. Oh, wait, actually I'm an idiot. I'm genuinely stupid. I'm the stupidest man who's ever existed, actually, unironically. I thought that the 90 overall Quentin Nelson

was gonna be in this pack. The fullback Quentin Nelson, cause you can put him at left guard. But you know what? I still think this is gonna be boosted by the strategy so he'll actually be better than Trent Williams at left guard it's still an

upgrade but that was a miscalc that was a big miscalc I thought that that was gonna include shit dude the fullback Quinton Nelson at guard is a 96 overall he's the best guard in the game and he's a fullback. This is still a really good upgrade though Getting a free frozen all-day like just any free ability on that o-line is really important after January 8th Trent Williams will be better. But for now o-line is just disgusting We're a 93 overall and most importantly thanks to this freak show the Halloween Ashen gentee like see like why is he so good? I don't get it. I should be upgrading my hat back I should go get a 94 hat back, but I shouldn't because he's that good. Ash and Gentee eclipses

500 plus regular season rushing yards the first ever season that we have a season-long challenge wheel and we just barely Completed in the last game we can add one player one jackpot any player in the game to this team as I look at the catalog there's a ton of insanely good cards in this game. I could get 95 Max Crosby, 95 Jameer, Brian Branch, Barmore, Alvin Kamara, there's a 94 Miles guy. I feel like this is kind of at the top of my list just because it's Browns season. Also this card is um disgusting but you know what honestly I think some of the better cards might be Carmichael strong safety Randy Moss corner Michael Vick quarterback right-handed Shazier Lawrence Taylor Odell quarterback DK corner an unbelievable amount of options

And I'm not gonna decide today There's gonna be a few days before I film the next episode and just in case Between now and then they drop some ridiculous card. I don't want to miss out on it So you're just gonna have to sit back and be patient. In fact, you have something to look forward to at the start of next episode. Next episode will be the first round of the playoffs.

We've got to fight through the wild card, the divisional, and the AFC championship to make it all the way to the Super Bowl. and the AFC championship to make it all the way to the Super Bowl. But damn, am I excited. Wow, is this gonna be a fun one?