You already know what dadgum time it is though. Goob Lagagoon episode 11. Everybody, lock in. It's time to make some money. Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen,
we are here to have a safe experience at the Goob Lagoon. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty, quit it! Kitty. Kitty. Dude, it's so weird, I'll go call Kitty sometime and she'll just look at me and just roll over on her back and just look at me.
It's like, Kitty, I'm over here, tell you to come over here.
Kitty.
Oh, she gone. She gone. I'm glad River's gone, I hated him. Oh, yeah Quick recap of yesterday's episode if you weren't here you missed an episode. Okay, buddy Yesterday we fired river We got a new cashier river was he just couldn't handle it river. He couldn't handle it. Okay
And we put in some big old giant new slides. So to Google lagoon, we're looking good. People are dying a lot more, but that's only because we got more customers that's expected when you more customers, more deaths, that's normal in business. Right? That's normal. His name is Kaiser. We hired him when we got off last night. He seems like he is very Enthusiastic about his job I'm glad to have him on board. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. Okay
Wait, should we unlock the basic drink we should do the drink machine. We gotta do that We're the drink machine Chat what a drink machine at for real we gonna sell some lemonades Park decorations level three cost a thousand dollars No, I gotta do it. And we got the drink machine, there we go.
Let's install a lemonade stand. Where are we gonna put it? Where's it at? There it is. We got new loungers too. Oh my goodness.
Look chat, what looks like a good spot for some lemonade action?
Hold on.
Let me think here, cause we got both of these spots for that. Face cam, what's wrong with the face cam? Oh yeah. What y'all think for real, by the pool? I feel like we could low key like do something like this.
Finesse? Finesse? No?
Okay.
Where do we put this at? Put it beside the, wait. Chat, I don't know where to put the lemonade stand. We could put it over here, there's nothing. Oh, this is perfect. This is actually perfect for the lemonade stand right here.
Let's be real. Let's be so for real right here. Come on, bro. Perfect. Perfect. Hey, perfect.
Boom!
Now we just gotta, why is there so much trash laying here? Who would do that? Who would accidentally miss?
Look at Jaquan.
W Jaquan chat, oh man. W Jaquan for real dude. I'm telling y'all, having two janitors instead of just one is a whole lot better. Like for real. There we go.
Oh yeah, also if you missed yesterday's episode, we put that big old giant slide in, we put a high dive right here. Nobody's died on it yet. Or ever, I didn't mean yet. That's not what I meant.
I didn't mean. Yeah never gonna happen. There is no way anybody would ever die on the high dive. Okay? Paint, y'all so worried about paint, I'm saving money, I'm not painting right now. I need to get out of debt before we paint! Chat, we got four research points. What else should we do right now? What else should we do right now? What are we thinking? Dude, chat, some of y'all, you know what?
I'm about to fire half of y'all from the board. Anybody that is saying expand, you have no mind for business at all. We haven't even taken up three fourths of the space that we already have. We have no reason to expand. Invest and save.
See, you're the type of person I need in my corner. Thank you, Invest and save.
Tools. I do need to upgrade the tools, huh? This hammer raggedy for real.
Yeah, we should do that. Expand, expand! Lalalalalalalalalala Expand! Look at all this wide open space! Looks like the Sahara Desert! We don't need to expand! Yo, Noodle with the five, thank you! Remodel the floor?
Um, excuse me? This floor is remodeled This is the color that I chose for this floor because it gives back rooms and you know that we're back rooms fans up in Here so you need to put some respect on the yellow paint Okay Put some respect on the yellow paint. W Timothy, I'm telling y'all chat, my maintenance or my janitors are, dude, look, they're constantly
in their mind, Jaquan's just over here doing nothing. But my janitors be cooking. I'm low key excited to see how Kaiser's gonna do. In case y'all missed it a second ago, We did fire River the cashier yesterday because he sucked We hired a new one. His name is Kaiser. His stats are crazy. We just gotta hope he does good Yo, kayless with 50 gifted yo w kayless with the 50 was good kayless
Wk less chat for real thank you WK less with the 50 thank you Kalis yo Kalis the goob lagoon done got crazy they got IRL trucks driving around in Hollywood with a goob lagoon advertisement on it it's wild all right I think we're good. Let's go see what we can spend these research points on real quick. What'd you say? River was fine, you just didn't train him? Um, no.
No. No. No. Just no. just no. He sucked, he sucked at everything in life and in his job. You know what he's doing right now?
He's laid up in some apartment somewhere with somebody that's paying his bills for him and he's sitting at home playing video games all day not getting a job. That's what River's doing right now. Period. You can't, you can't, you can you can't you can't I can't fix that. I wanted to restart the vending machines to hold up Chat he had no work ethic. Welcome to game art. He had no work ethic for real And you know what's crazy? Everybody wanted them gone.
There is two people that we have been able to agree on as a whole here. Everybody wanted River gone. Everybody wanted Atlas gone. They were bad for business, straight up. Okay. Okay, let's let's check the research points real quick then we're gonna open up Hold on make sure everything's good
Can we can low-key get rid of the old pools and put straight new ones in
Okay
Don't need that. Vendor training level one.
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Tools, where do I go to tools at? Is that maintenance? Sledgehammer upgrade, is there a hammer upgrade? Where's the hammer upgrade? Oh, there's a mop upgrade. Where's the regular hammer upgrade though? Back in park. Hammer upgrade.
Hammer. Mark, hammer upgrade, hammer.
We need three, chat, the next three research points we're getting, we're getting a hammer upgrade, finally. Finally, hammer with the five gifted, thank you. Wait, we can low key get something else. We got two points here, hold up, let's see what else we could do for two.
What could we do for two? We could do modern toilets, but I ain't got no money. We should low-key get attraction decorations level one right here for $120, type one if you agree. That's so far back there, I feel like we need to do that. Visitor patients could be big too.
Could I get visitor patients like real quick? Hang on Let me see something Wait Chat we should do visitor patients If I can get this research points right here Wait just a second
We're gonna get it Chat we're gonna get it Wait just a second!
We're gonna get it. Chat, we're gonna get it.
Huge.
Massive even.
Beautiful.
Y'all wanna do visitor patience or the hammer upgrade? I feel like visitor patience is more important right now. Y'all think so
yo liam with the five thank you liam yeah visitor patience yeah 100
oh no they're all clean oh no everything's clean oh no i just need 11 more points oh no Oh no! Please! Do I get points for throwing trash away? They've thrown all the trash away!
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ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Eight more points, please! No!
No, no. They did too good of work. I have nothing else to repair or clean. You missed one, one wouldn't even do anything. Let's just open up.
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready, chat? Lock in.
Ladies and gentlemen, another day at the Goob Lagoon. Kaiser, your first day on the job is right now, okay? I got faith in you because your track record is really good and honestly you cannot be any worse than our last guy. Lock in today, Kaiser. We're gonna have a lot of people coming in.
Let's go! What happened to River? He's dead. His body's in the dumpster. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope y'all have her. I hope y'all are happy. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope y'all are having a goobtastic day today.
You know what can make your day more gooberific? A trip at the Goob Lagoon. The safest, highest rated, cleanest, funnest water park that ever existed. Thank y'all so much for- Wait, is he goaded? Wait a minute! He is so fast!
Let's go! Oh my goodness, we finally got a good cashier. Finally, chat!
Lord have mercy! Waves with the five, thank you! Okay, let's make sure everybody's having a good time. Y'all doing good? I appreciate you guys. I appreciate you guys.
I appreciate you guys. I appreciate you guys. Lord have mercy Waste with the five. Thank you
Okay, let's make sure everybody's having a good time y'all doing good. I Appreciate y'all for being here truly. Thank y'all so much for being here through visitor patients on to that right now to visit a patient
Visitor patients boom. We got it. Y'all been telling me to do that for a hot minute. We it now ladies and gentlemen hey how you doing adeline this is a brand new pool that we just installed yesterday 100% injury free have a safe slide ma'am thank you so much okay the forum could use some work. Oh my God, her leg! Ma'am, are you okay? She's okay, she's okay, she's good.
Oh my goodness, did you see her leg? Oh, can you imagine how painful that would be in real life? Oh man, but again, who is laughing? Why are y'all having so much fun? Y'all are having too much fun Is there something going on? Are you laughing at my part? Where's all the customers at?
Kaiser is him. There is he's working faster than the machine. Oh my goodness. He's out working a machine No way Is there any intruders in here wristband shit?
Be careful!
How did she land like that? Okay, wristband check, hold up. Wristband check, you got a wristband, you got a wristband, you got a wristband. Okay, hope y'all are enjoying the old classic slides. They're probably gonna be gone here pretty soon,
so enjoy them while they're still here. Thank y'all so much Okay. Okay. What's the name? He got him checked out chat. I don't see no intruder anywhere. All right, no intruder Are you an intruder? No, you're not. Are you no Look at the maintenance staff. They are so locked in. We are so locked in Somebody took a dump in the pool excuse me what you can't be serious I am so sorry Timothy Timothy oh my goodness I did not mean to
do that I am so sorry Timothy my bad you really don't litter like that ma'am right here in front of the park owner you're gonna litter right here in front of me just like that are Are you dead serious?
Okay, we're good let me go let me go see what's going on somebody panicking on the diving board Hey, how you doing dusting get ready?
Oh, he good he good kaiser you're doing real good today. I appreciate you. Thank you so much kaiser
W kaiser chat seriously be careful on that be careful much Oh, there's only three hot dogs. We got to go restock. What? Rounded rectangle wood pool is dirty. How did y'all dirty up this pool already? Is this the one that's dirty?
Y'all doing good. Hope you're doing good, Everett. Hope you're hope you're having a good day at the Goob Lagoon. Appreciate y'all. It's not that way. Which one is it? No, it's Nice gotta be down. It's somebody somebody. Okay, we're good. Let me get this real quick
Bryce, give me one second. I'm gonna get you a hot dog. Give me one second Watch out for that stain watch out for that stain. I'm getting it swept up Somebody's drowning. Somebody's drowning who? Hey, give me just one second Garyian okay you're gonna be fine here you go Darian you're good to go Bubba thank you be more safe from now on hey how you doing you want some uh y'all said river
river what do you mean
is river here no
thank you so much have a good day who's stanking in the pool hang on hey quit all that stank action i got you though he was in line somebody else is drowning. Oh Lord have mercy, on the other side of the park. One second! You're good, thank you. Where's River?
Is River seriously here? Oh my goodness. You got some nerve. The nerve of you to come here the day after I fire you like nothing happened. And you wanna, who's a perv?
Are you a perv?
Get out of here. Oh, you want a hot dog, do you River? Oh, you want a hot dog, do you River? Oh, you want a hot dog, huh River? Is that so, River? Oh darn, looks like we ain't got no hot dog. Get out of my water park! I'll be right back I'm gonna go get you some hot dogs real quick. Thank you. Somebody's panicking on the diving board
Let me get that done. There you go. Have a safe. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to run you over too. My bad for real. Somebody else is stinking.
Everybody's stinking.
Chad, does that plus seven mean that there's seven intruders in here? Is that really what that means? Tell me that's not true. Cop, Kaiser, Kaiser. What are we doing, bud? Kaiser don't start this again, please. I can't go through this with you, too
No, it's posters, okay, what's good Samuel how you doing four hours teen what a sly pass
Kaiser I
Literally said so many good things about you and you really have the nerve to stop
I didn't want to have to put hands on you, but I had to. Get back to your post. Thank you! What just happened? Somebody clip what just happened. What just happened? What just happened?
Did somebody just fall off of the green slide? Flashback to this clip.
Yo!
Yo, that is so loud! Hey, don't make me yell up in here. Yeah, don't make him. Hey, you're about to make me mad. Don't make me yell. No. Okay, you asked for it. Look, I, dude, I saw, all I know is I saw somebody flying.
Hang on. Look. Look. Get back to your post. Thank you.
Oh my God! They fell off of the green truck! How did that even happen?
Dude, I told y'all I saw something. I literally walked out and I saw a body flying. I'm like, what was that? They're dead are they okay? Oh my goodness. You have to be kidding me. I thought that slide was foolproof Oh, oh man, hey Who are y'all okay Somebody waited too long for a hot dog. Somebody's panicking on dive board get in there. Thank you. I gotta go get more hot dogs Oh my goodness chat, hello Hello
Why is everybody stankin' in here? I understand that y'all feel at home here, but bro, take a shot. I just told you to- and he's intr- no, you're not intruding, doesn't matter though. Get out of my water park right now.
PERVERT, GET OUTTA HERE!
Hey, how you doin', Dahlia?
You want a hot dog with mustard? Why? Why am I getting tormented? I fired River yesterday, and he's been here all day Thank You Dalia have a good one Y'all be careful on that slide for real I just saw something happen that wasn't too good just be careful please he made it oh somebody's drowning lord have mercy oh man Brittany hang on
I was I was Brittany there you go you're Thank you Okay, why is everybody panicking on the diving boards? Hello, is this learn how to swim day and you chose the goob lagoon? Is there a school program going on where you're teaching kids to swim and you chose the goob lagoon to teach them? Get in there and it's heard a pervert if you don't get out of here. I heard you take that What's happening? Excuse me, I just knocked somebody in the water.
Get in the pool, you're holding up the... I'm getting that. I'm getting that. I'm so sorry about this y'all. I'm so sorry about that. I'm trying to keep everything in order. There's a lot going on today. I appreciate y'all being here though. Thank y'all for being here either way. I know everything. Somebody's drowning. I know everything's not perfect right now, but I appreciate y'all for being here. One thing that I do not appreciate though It's how everybody seems to be littering today just because we have the extra uh a janitor doesn't mean you can just litter everywhere
Use the dumpster Chat i'm concerned i'm concerned about the green slide now. Why did somebody? I'm so sorry about this, Rosemary. Let me get this swept up for you. Thank you so much. There you go. Here you go as well.
Thank you, Briella. You bored? You bored? You bored? Oh no, you just tired. Okay. I know you ain't bored. Cause trust me, I will, I will, I will throw a grenade up in here
Right now. Okay, let's chill out. Don't you ever call this place boring? You understand me? What am I going to get again? Am I going to get hot dogs? No, I gotta go get some granola bars Who's danger granola bars got a gravel? Excuse me y'all. Let me get this restock. Hope y'all are having a gooblicious day today, thank. Who just laughed? Hey, who just laughed? I just heard somebody laugh.
Who just, you just saw me slip in this puddle then you did it too? You know what you're trying to do. I did that already. Taze nasty guests.
Okay.
Wow, the next objective is to taze 15 people. Okay, how y'all doing? You're an intruder, you're an intruderuder get out of here stay I should have cased her What am I doing? I have the right to tase people now. Let me go get my taser Watch out y'all the boss is going to get his taser again y'all behave Risk why am I hearing someone screaming in agony?
What was that? Wristband check. Wait, what happens if I do this? Ma'am, ma'am, I thought I, it said nasty gas. I didn't know. Ma'am, please don't leave.
Please don't leave, ma'am, I'm begging you. Please don't leave. Take a swim. You're good, I'm so sorry about that. Okay, let's see, let's see who else I can cage real quick. Okay, you got a wristband on?
We're doing a wristband check?
Yes.
You cannot write this. You cannot make this up. You cannot make this up. Oh no, we have a drowning customer.
Hang on.
Stay with me, River.
I got you right here. Wait, is this a taser? I thought I had a life preserve It's actually over. It's actually over. It's actually over.
It's actually over. I can fix this. I can fix this. I can fix this. I can fix this. Oh, you can't be panicking on this one. I can fix this. You can't be panicking on this one. I can fix this. You can't be panicking on the tall one. There you go.
You're good.
Thank you. It's over. It's over. It's over. Chad, it's actually over. There's no coming back from this one.
Oh, you can't be panicking on this one.
I can fix this. It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, chat it's actually over. There's no coming back from this one. By the way, somebody in the chat's getting cancelled when that happens, somebody said pentakill. I'm not, I'm not, no, river can stay floating. I cannot believe, excuse me. Okay, I was trying to.
Have a good one.
I had no idea that that was gonna shock everybody in the pool.
Deserved. Deserved. Don't save him, he ain't worth it.
Hey, you can't take that. Hey, you're taking my- No! About to say you cannot take my life preserver that I tried to save him with. Was there dirt here? Chat is it over? It's over, huh? I think it's actually over this time.
I have somehow avoided legal repercussions to this point. I don't know if I'm coming out of this. I think it's actually over. Chat, it might be over.
I don't know if my legal team can handle this. I just killed three people in one pool with a taser. I did not mean to. That's my defense. I didn't know the gun was loaded, by that trio. She was sitting there singing, I didn't know the gun was loaded. That was her defense every time she killed somebody. And she got away with it. Is this what it feels like to kill somebody? The guilt eating me alive. I feel like I'm not even here right now. I feel like I'm just an autopilot y'all ever getting like real bad trouble when you was a kid and like the rest of your day It's like it feels like you're not even like there. It feels like you're just an autopilot like you're not really like there
Like you getting like super bad trouble it's like oh man and the rest of the day you're just sitting there just like kind of Just in a haze just doing just doing what you need To do that's why I'm feeling right now. I feel so bad What happened anybody flip it no, they've been wiped There's no clips, nothing happened, right chat? Nothing happened. Nothing out of the ordinary has happened.
Oh my goodness, we have $6,000 right now. Chat, what should we do I'm over here talking like there's any future for me
Don't know why I'm excited for Get lifeguards, we don't have the hiring that's gonna have to wait My chest hurts
Chat I really did not know that I didn't think this this game was going off like logic. I really didn't. Okay look. What did you just say? Pay your lawsuits? No that comes out of my legal fund, not the fund. Let me go restock the lemonades real quick. Welcome to Kmart.
I can't even get crunk when I hear that right now. Chat, y'all are on my side right? I did not mean to do that. I didn't mean to I Truly did not Mean to do cuz y'all are gonna be called to court no matter what now anybody that's in here you're getting called to court now by default what was happening when I did that I was trying to do what River who was an intruder he was not he was fake drowning. Oh my goodness
I just cooked he was fake drowning. Oh my goodness. This is it Google Google legal team get ready River was mad that I fired him yesterday So he was fake drowning as a plan to get me to come into the pool to help him. And what he was gonna do when I got in there was drag me under and drown me too. That is exactly what happened. Is that not what happened?
Yes or no? Yes or no yes or no I'm gonna lose everything Chat I'm sorry. I'm sorry y'all not the victims. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to y'all not the victims. I'm sorry that y'all had to see that. It was a it was it was an accident. It was an accident. They're gonna get railroaded in court when they try to take me to court though they don't have a chance my legal team it's fine you
know what it's fine. That looks so clean chat tell me that don't look a chance. My legal team, it's fine. You know what, it's fine. That looks so clean. Chat, tell me that don't look clean right now. Type one if it looks clean. That looks so clean, bro. Come on, man. This clean, I don't care what the haters say, this clean.
Like I said, we're going for the backrooms aesthetic. We always have. have it just matches the whole vibe of what the goob lagoon is a fun light hearted place to be okay let's go let's paint the outside of this real quick get it looking good here there we go yep yep yep there we go yep Yep. Yep. Look good. Yep. I deserve that
They were just trying to have a good time at the goob lagoon they got caught in the crossfire
They got caught in the crossfire chat they did and you And you know what, I'm sorry. I am, really, I am sorry. Okay, that's painted good enough for now. Dude, paint, I am so sorry, Kaiser. You did real good on your first day, by the way. I appreciate you for your hard work. When I looked over at chat after it happened the first message that I peeped was you can't
come back from this when I started getting scared. Okay that's good for now. Chat what are we doing with the eight research points? Okay, um, hammer upgrade easily. We have three now, we save them, right? Should we add more stuff now?
Resort, showers, chat, hear me out. Resort toilets or resort showers? Toilets you know what you're right We need to get rid of those old ones. These old like porta-potties. I feel like that's the main thing that's making this place look not really good right now is these porta-potties.
Let's get rid of these.
Yeah.
No more porta-potties. No more. Y'all happy?
No more.
Porta-potties no more y'all happy no more Porta-potties are done Let's see what they look like Somebody said research for better lawyers What's the new toilets look like? Where they at? Where's the new toilets?
Is that what this is? You're kidding. You're kidding. They look that good. No way they look that good. You're kidding. Chat, say it ain't so
One more cuz they're cost a lot we're doing three for now
Oh my goodness, that's so good. That is so good
Bro They're $50 a day? Wait, what do you mean?
Excuse me? Oh, everything has that. Okay, never mind.
Okay, not only are these toilets, these are doubling for my cabins for my employees to stay at night All right, let's go open up again and hope no disaster happens I Treat my employees so well, it is such a privilege to work here. They really don't know how good they got it Not only do you get to work here? You get a place to live on the premises. That is so, that's so nice of them. Watch me open up today and nobody shows up because the, the, uh, the pool shock incident. Hey Kaiser, you did Jack give Kaiser a W real quick.
W Kaiser, please. He deserves it. That was his first day on the job yesterday and he held it down, he truly did. Kaiser, you did real good, but don't let it go to your head.
Keep it up, we're gonna have another busy day today, okay? Lock in, Kaiser, come on. Oh, the lemonade stand needs restocking? We're gonna go do that real quick ladies and gentlemen come to the safest water park in the nation Thank you, I hope y'all are having a good day today you ain't coming to the Kmart I mean to the to the oh I want it to I can't I can't do it
We're good There we go boom Boom, clean. Ladies and gentlemen, we hope y'all are having a beautiful day today. I would like to welcome all of y'all in to the, you really thought, you really thought, too bad I'm on taser duty Adelyn.
Get out of my pot! I'm on taser duty Adeline
I'm checking everybody for whip I'm checking everybody for wristbands. You thought you're gonna come here stank it sir. Let me get that handle for you. Thank you so much
We're good, how you doing Brittany have a safe trip here is this threatening me Hey, hey you stank and we got to get that taken care of. There you go. You're good. I appreciate it. Hey, y'all, how y'all doing? Y'all doing good. Hope y'all are having a beautiful day at the Goob Lagoon.
You're going to have a good day, ain't you? Oh, you've been waiting forever. I'm so sorry about that. Well, guess what? You're gonna be waiting forever for real this time Go complain Kaiser ain't doing nothing wrong you over here complaining and crying and Kaiser's doing his best Okay, we're good I'm gonna grab this real quick go this away Toby Toby there we go. That's's clean anybody else want to come in
without a wristband I promise y'all y'all don't want to do that today okay don't make the mistake there's an intruder where did you just really get out of here Brittany I wanted to use the taser but we would kill everybody okay looking for wristbands. Wristband check! Chat, who's an intruder, seriously? Wristband check! Are y'all enjoying the new resort toilets? I really hope so. Thank y'all so much for choosing the pfft lagoon.
Okay, you good? How you doing? Excuse me. Okay. 13 of 50 you fell off, LNAO. You're banned. Where's the customers at? Thank y'all for choosing the Goob Lagoon. Thank y'all for being here so much. Thank you.
What is happening? Hey, how you doing, sir?
You doing good? Just doing a quick little wristband check on everybody. Oh, thank you. Quick little wristband check, making sure everybody's having a good, safe experience. Okay, how you doing? Wristband, no wristband.
You made a mistake.
This is the second day you tried to...
Ah!
Wait, did I just farm him for all those points that I needed?
Worth.
Worth. Worth. Not worth for him, but. Oh my goodness, he's in bad shape. How is one of the- can I stop? Excuse me, y'all. How y'all doing?
Okay, how did y'all, how y'all doing?
Okay, how did y'all break the new toilet already? Hello? Put some respect on the new equipment. Ain't that right, area, okay. Forget you too, Dan. I'm so sorry. Somebody's panicking on the diving board.
Let me go handle this real quick. He is still okay go you're good to go you're okay you're okay yep you're good okay we need to make more diving boards with at least three pristine so we got to go do two more of these chat right ma'am you're over here all by yourself and you're slipping all on your lonesome really? You're just doing it for the love of the game because ain't nobody paying attention to you. You just you just sitting here doing it for the love of the game because ain't
nobody over here looking. What just happened ma'am are you good? Somebody wait for hot dogs, I haven't even been paying attention. Excuse me.
Oh, no wristbands. Y'all see what happens to people with no wristbands?
Don't do it!
Hey, how you doing? You want ketchup on that? Thank you.
That's what they used to do with people way back in like the BC's when somebody would murder somebody or do something horrible They'd hang them and leave them hanging in the streets So everybody that's walking around would be like, yo that dude got hanged for doing that Let me not do that Y'all remember that? Same type of setup right here. You know, I mean, you get publicly paid and that's how you
I need to move this. Is it fixed now? I'm going to move this up real quick. Let me move this pool. I need to move this pool up real quick.
Is there somebody on the pool? quick. Yeah, let me do that.
Is there somebody on the pool? Wait. Okay, you're good. The pool is... Is somebody drowning? Oh no, is somebody drown...
Excuse me!
Call me!
I am so sorry. I really tried to do that. I apologize. Have a good one, Dustin. Why is there bodies? Why is there just bodies?
You saw two people
Who just threw a banana man watch out there's a banana peel what you what you gonna do you look at me like you're gonna Do something you better watch out What's funny oh what's oh it's funny that you're intruding, ain't it? Get out of here, bud.
What's funny?
Who laughing? Y'all having too much fun. Shut up. What's good, Drew? Get out of here.
We're good.
The dadgum banana peel. Somebody get the Okay, let me take this trash out real quick somebody's panicking on the dive board give me one second winnie I got you Did that really not make it in okay again, hold on winnie I got you I just hit that dude midair Somebody's drowning. Hang on. I really need to, there's two people drowning. There is two people drowning, there's two people.
There's people waiting too long for hot dogs, there you go, Brittany. This is two days in a row that you're drowning. You need to go get swimming lessons before you come back over here, cuz I'm not gonna pay your fees. Right in front of me, huh? Right in front of me, huh? You gonna litter right in front of me?
I got something for you.
Litter in front of me. I got something for you Little in front of me again
She go litter right in front of the owner of the whole place and just flex on me like I ain't gonna do nothing about it, I will not stand I Will not stand for that disrespect. There is people dying. Oh my goodness. There you go. You need a hot dog real quick? What you want? Both on that hot dog.
I got you. Thank you so much. Somebody panicked on the dive board. Let me go handle this real quick. Be careful for them spots right there. I'm gonna get them swept up in a minute.
Hey, you gotta be... You gotta be careful on this diving board, big dog. If you're on this big of a diving board, you gotta fully commit. You ready?
Three. He got used to it. He good.
He good.
He ain't going to happen again.
Yeah, you saw me. Okay. Yeah, you saw me. Okay, everybody good? Everybody having a good time?
I hope so.
Thank y'all so much for being here. Okay, everybody good, everybody having a good time? I hope so. Thank y'all so much for being here. I really appreciate y'all's patronage. Y'all like that word patronage? Who's an intruder, chat, who? Oh my goodness, the hot dog stand is popping off.
What's good? Both on that hot dog, I got you. He gonna go restock the lemonade real quick, Connor. He gonna be right back. Thanks for being here, though What you won't catch up on that. I got you. Thank you There was somebody a chat I know there's I know there's intruders I'm gonna handle it
Okay, relax just a little bit. Give me some time here. Thank you. Chat. Look at the amount of money we have. I Thought somebody was dead in this pool right here for a second, we're good. Okay, y'all are good, let me clean this, it's a brain eating Amoeba, be careful! Connor's an intruder, no he's not, you're just lying for no reason. This might take a...
Oh.
Are you okay? Let me get this for you.
I'm so sorry. I'm trying to help you. I'm so sorry. Who's drowning over here? Why is everybody walking out? What's going on y'all?
Somebody's drowning. Okay, give me one second. I'll handle this. There you go. And there you go, Lila, thank you so much. You want a hot dog, I can do that.
What you want, mustard on it, boom. There you go, finally with the lemonade, Adrian. Hurry up, people have been leaving. Watch this, watch this, you ready, watch this.
Kobe!
Kobe, there we go, I got it. I'm so sorry. Blue hoodies suck huh? Get more toilets it will help with that problem. Guess what buster I didn't have enough money for
I gotta go restock hot dogs real quick. I'm so sorry.
Blue hoodies suck huh?
Get more toilets it will help with that problem. Guess what buster I didn't have enough money for
I gotta go restock hot dogs real quick. I'm so sorry. Blue hoodies suck huh? with that problem guess what buster i didn't have enough money for i gotta go restock hot dogs real quick what do i gotta restock i gotta restock hot dogs and granola bars and lemonade lord have mercy chat there's so much going on hot dogs boom
and lemonade. There's somebody panicking on the dining board again. Just give me one second. I'll be over there in just a second.
Thank you. Get in there, boo.
He good, he good, Chad, he good. Chill out. Okay, let me restart. What's going on? Who's drowning?
Drew, give me a minute.
I'm so sorry about all this.
I'm panicking!
Ugh!
Hey, how you doing, Freya?
What you want? What you want, Freya?
You want a hot dog with both on it?
There you go.
Have yourself a good one.
Oh, somebody's drowning? You're good, I got you drew you're good You need to clean the pool you need to shut up this pool is clean Here you go You're good. Thank y'all so much for being here. I appreciate y'all. Thank you Chat, we're at nine thousand dollars
Ladies and gentlemen, we are at nine out Chat we're at $9,000 ladies and gentlemen, we are at nine out Double hip replacement all that money's gone chat. We are at $9,000 right now. I was here ladies and gentlemen. I was here both on the hot dogs Somebody else is drowning too. This is Unbelievable here. I got you
Thank you
Are we about to get 10k? No, we're not No, it's your tape dude, we're at $8,000 Chat we're at $8,000 right now look here. Eh. 73 guests though. Someone literally died today. No they didn't.
What you saw wasn't a real video. Chat, we have nine research points and we have $8,000. Whatever will we do? Wait, can we get four stars right now? Wait just a second. Chat, we can get four, yo, yo Jaquan, get these stains cleaned up quick. Wait, no way.
Hang on just a second. Chat, wait a minute. Get your I was here's ready.
Wait. Chat, wait a minute, get your I was here's ready. Wait. We gotta put in another one of these.
Where do I put in another one of these at? You think it would work on this pool? Actually, yeah, 100% one could work on this pool.
Boom.
And we gotta throw in one more. Oh my goodness, that's beautiful. Are you kidding me? That's beautiful. Oh my goodness. Are you kidding me? Wait, that's kind of in the way. Wait a minute Okay, hang on. It works right here. Just for now, it works right here. Oh my goodness, chat, lock in.
We're about to hit four stars. Chat, we are actually about to hit four stars, no way.
More decoration points, hang on. Wait, decoration, okay, let's see.
Decorations, oh my goodness, look at the trees. Fencing. Wait a minute, hear me out right here To separate the toilets and the shower zone y'all like that right there it low-key separates them That is so, dude look, it's privacy right here. Look at that. Okay, we got to put more decorations up. Let's throw up, let's do that right there gives it some vibes.
Let's do, let's do, I wanna do another fountain check. We put a fountain right here. Honestly, this looks so good spot for a fountain. Let's do one right there.
We need, that pool needs a fountain. Right here it just adds to the surface area of everything. Okay, more, that's so good. I don't care what y'all say, that's so good. That's so good. There is no way y'all could ever say
that that ain't good right there, because it's good. Okay, what else, chat? What else should we do for decorations here? Put a bench in the pool? Excuse me what did you just say? Who just said that?
Yo an absolute goober with the tn gifted w an absolute goober with the TN gifted. W, an absolute goober with the TN gifted. Wait, should I completely fence in the shower area and just leave like a little area for him to walk in at?
Wait a minute.
I fear. I truly fear that I just cooked. Chat look at this. They have privacy in the showers now. Oh my goodness It's alright see you're just hating at that point in if you don't like what I just did right there Guess what buster you're just hatin', straight up.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
Okay, type one if you're following me.
Boom. Boom.
I fear that sets off the vibe. I fear that it does. I gotta bring that out a little bit.
Chat, chat.
Yes!
I was here, ladies and gentlemen the goob lagoon is Officially a Four-star this chat I cooked with this right did I not cook with this right here We cooked with this, come on man.
That makes it pop off in here, I'm so sorry, it just does.
Chat, I was here, we hit four star establishment. The Goob Lagoon may be in legal trouble right now, but I fear that doesn't matter. We just hit four stars. A hectic episode But a W episode nonetheless. I wasn't expecting to hit four stars today. No joke I don't even think that was in the car today chat
W episode great stream. I love y'all man. Hey Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gifted subs don't know's bits follows. And of course, I'll peace out. Are y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gifted subs don't know's bits follows and of course our priest that are y'all for this hanging out Appreciate all the gifted subs don't know's bits follows. And of course, I'll peace out. Are y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gifted subs don't know's bits follows and of course our priest that are y'all for this hanging out Hey, you'll have a good race y'all's not have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, right? Peace out y'all
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