You already know what time it is though, chat. Goob Lagoon episode 14! Ladies and gentlemen, Goob Lagoon episode 14!
Lock in, Jack!
Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a profitable, safe shift at the Goob Lagoon. Profitable, but emphasis on the safe. Yes, thank you a Safe Day at the goob lagoon ladies and gentlemen
If you were not here last episode type one if you were not here last episode. I'll even get an ice cream stand to Last episode we invested in an unbelievably massive couple of slides right here. Dem thangs huge. King Kong with the five. Thank you. Also we have a giant, this was the episode before. This big giant pool was the episode before This big job pool was the episode before last but it's still pretty new, you know what I mean? Let's make sure things repair real quick. Y'all already know chat. What's the next thing we need to get? What y'all think Oh
No, we gotta get the ice cream stand yeah, we gotta get the ice cream action you're right
We also need to hire somebody for the ice cream machine, too Chat we do got quite a bit of money though Now lifeguard waste of money I'm telling y'all chat lifeguard be such a waste of money the next employee We need is somebody to run a hot stall hot dog stand type one if you agree
100% The next employee we need is somebody to run a hot dog stand. Type one if you agree. 100% Move cam, you're right. There it is. Alright.
Nah, I'm joking. Here we go. Hold on, make sure everything repair real quick. Okay, we got 10 research points. I repeat, 10 of them. Yo, Corvus with the five, thank you, W Corvus with the fight. Thank you W Corvus with the fight
Okay
How many of them TNM Do I would hire a maintenance man, but I feel like they're too slow, right You can paint the slides yeah, but I kind kinda like them the way they are though, Loki.
Chat, I don't need no jukebox. Y'all realize that's $5,000 wasted? Y'all want me to waste money on a jukebox?
Yo, W. Timothy in here clean. Okay, now let's spend some money chat. Lock in. First things first, we're gonna research the ice cream stand ice 10!
Had to do it, we're, we still got a bunch of money too.
We, y'all put about eliminate stand right? Wait, does somebody have to run this too? Chad, somebody got to run this thing?
No!
Okay, well if that's the case, let's put it here. You cool with that? Type one if you cool with that. And let's put like a little, let's put like, wow, that's huge.
Put like a little tree scheme put like wow, that's huge Put like a little tree ski boom. It's cute We are officially selling ice cream as well oh my goodness let me go get some but the question that i have is where are we gonna get the ice cream welcome to kmart show list it's in here right yes it is
yep kmart can i get a new staff member we need, bro, we need somebody to run these things. Oh my goodness, look at that. Oh, the tree limb in it.
There we go.
That'll work. No, that'll work. No it won't. There we go. That's better. do we hire somebody? where is staff at? is it under maintenance? where's staff hiring level five at? where is it chat? is this it right here? oh buddy oh buddy it's gonna be a minute for we can hire so chat
I'm gonna have to run the lemonade stand and the ice cream machine right now But you know what? It's fine cuz I'm not I'm not a lazy boss At all, I am not lazy. I have great work ethic and everybody knows that I do Now look here. we got 12K. Do y'all wanna save or put something else in?
I missed it?
Oh!
We might be able to get that after this shift, low key! Let's save then, y'all wanna save? We can just put one slide in. Yo, Lumsters with the five, thank you. Yo, we can low key throw a big boy slide in here. We can get the quad tube slide.
Look at this thing, I want this thing, chat, bro. I want the quad tube slide. Look at this thing, I want this thing, chat, bro. I want the quad tube. Or the mega looper. Should I take this slide out and put a big one in right here? Yeah. Yeah, 100% yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
Y'all do the quad action? Yo balls with the five, thank you. I mean what? Bro, what is your name?
I read it how I read it. I didn't even say that. I mean what? Bro what is your name?
I read it how I read I didn't even say that I read it how I read it Hold on quad tober mega looper Quad tube Fountains gotta go This is gonna make some people happy because for some reason people don't like the fact that I have fountains anyway.
I don't understand why y'all don't like that. Wait chat, y'all wanna do both? We to do both. Wait, y'all want to do both? We can do both. We can take get that I appreciate that thank you Rhysms W Rhysms with the 20. Wait why does that work? Why does this work? Why does this work? Why does this work?
Why?
Why does that work? Oh my goodness, it's perfect!
Perfect.
Oh my goodness, that's beautiful. Oh my goodness, that's beautiful. Oh my goodness And then we can put the mega looper Boom Dude we got test them Chat look at the goob lagoon man. Look what we're doing up in here ain't it beautiful
people love a goob lag. Let's test the mega loop or two Wait what? How is that gonna work Oh Somebody is gonna lose their life on this thing Why is that open? Well, looks like we got more lawsuits coming in, Bubba! What?!
Look here, they can't sue me for this? That is a manufacturer error. That is the slide manufacturer that's going to get sued for that. That is not on me. What is that design?
Maybe that was just a one-time thing hold on Okay. Let's get her opened.
Ladies and gentlemen, oh, people are gonna die. Oh my goodness, I'm nervous. We're actually gonna lose everything. We're actually gonna lose everything. Oh my goodness. Maybe it's because, oh, you know what it was, it's because I don't have a swimming outfit
on.
If I would have swimming trunks, I'd be more aerodynamic and it would be more smooth, that's why. Ladies and gentlemen, I have good news for y'all, maybe the best news you've ever heard in your whole life. We have put in multiple brand new, top the line, you can't heard in your whole life. We have put in Multiple brand new top the line. You can't be drunk in here, sir
More beautiful top of the line slides never before seen in any other water water park in the history of the entire world I hope y'all have a beautiful day here today. Thank y'all so much for coming
Even the stairs are dangerous. Oh my goodness
Ladies and gentlemen who wants to be the first person to come on the death loop?
Anybody Yo, yo, sonny be careful for real I serious. Don't look at me like that. Seriously, be careful.
Woo! He's good! Did you see the amount of air that he caught? Ma'am you went down there a little bit too fast, you gotta be careful!
Ma'am!
Ma'am you went down with too much speed!
Are you okay? She's good!
Oh man, somebody is gonna die. And that being said, somebody's drowning. Get in there man! You got people over here going on these big ol' giant slides. You scared of a little diving board? Won't you grow up?
Hey, how you doing?
Sorry about that Danny. You have your... Ooh, somebody wants ice cream. Ma'am, you are the first person. You're one of the first people to be.
Get out of here, you creep!
Hey, what you want? Ma'am, I hate to say this, but that was kinda your fault. Ma'am, that water puddle came from you from jumping out of the pool because you just went on the slide, but okay. Don't get no ice cream then. You ain't gonna be the first one. $50 $50 $50
$50 $50 $50
$50 $50 I'm gonna go get the dollar.
Get the dollar. Thank you so much, Aileen.
Your wallet's gonna be ailing. Ha ha, for me, I'm sorry.
Oh Lordy, oh! Oh lord, sir! Sir, oh my god! No! Oh my! Oh my god!
Oh my God! I'm going to go get my Ma'am? Ma'am, be careful! Ma'am, please be careful!
Ma'am? Hey! user error. That dude just fell 40 feet to his death. Oh my goodness, I felt like I just watched somebody die for real. I'm sick to my tum tum. Hey, how you doing Danny? You want a vanilla ice cream cone?
I can do that for you. Thank you so much. That's a car payment. Have cone I can do that for you. Thank you so much That's a car payment. Have a good one You're good. Thank you so much See chat, you know what I actually think that's user error right there because everybody else is doing it just fine You know what? I mean? That's low-key user error. Yeah
Y'all be careful on this one too. Hey, y'all be careful on this one too. This one's a little sketchy. You gotta have good form when you're going down this one. See, perfect form, chat, I'm telling y'all. Chat, I'm telling y'all,. I'm telling y'all it's user
You see me working
You see me sitting here working. It ain't my fault Hey, what you want Franklin you want vanilla ice cream cone. There you go Franklin. Have yourself a good trip at the Google lagoon
Thank you so much Franklin Okay, we're good Hey, you want a strawberry ice cream cone? Oh Strawberry ice cream cone. I got you right there. Thank you so much. Have yourself a good one Hey, what you want? You want a plain hot dog? Got you right there. Have yourself a safe trip to go lagoon Everybody's safe at the goob lagoon There you go Lucas have yourself a safe trip to Google goon. Everybody's safe at the goob lagoon There you go Lucas have yourself a good
Okay, he barely touched the edge he's fine chat you sitting here saying I'm gonna tell y'all I'm gonna tell y'all again Stop saying intruder. You're just saying intruder.uder is he an intruder I just saved your life and you're an intruder get out of my waterpark are you serious I should let
you drown y'all doing good be careful man please Oh my god. Ma'am are you good? Oh my goodness that looks horrible. She's fine though, she made it. She's good. Oh we got a live...
Get out of here you creep! Hey how you doing Mackenzie? You want a vanilla ice cream cone? There you go. Have yourself a beautiful day.
Thank you so much Mackenzie.
Hey Cameron what you want? Chocolate ice cream? Boom there you go. Have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you so much McKenzie. Hey Cameron, what you want chocolate ice cream? Boom, there you go. Have yourself a good one chat. That slide is a hit. Everybody's going down this slide. You want to know what? Bro was naked on the diving board who what?
Hey
Kaiser what do we got? I'm so sorry Genevieve. How you doing senior slide pass? I got you right there Thank you so much Genevieve. Have a good well, you're saying you came here. You're stinking ma'am. I got you know Why is that dude going down the stairs that he's shaking out Chat bro went up thinking he was tough gonna go down the big boy slide. Bro just, you, you so soft. You are so soft. You too scary.
Bro too scary to go on a big boy slide. Got you with a ice cream cone. There you go Madden, have a good, Madden. All right. Silas, wouldn't you the dude that was just too scared to go on, aw, you want your little i-queen cone?
Aw, you want your little i-queen cone? You ain't brave enough to go on the slide. You need your little i-queen cone, huh? Man, I got you. Go on, get out of here. He need his little ice cream cone.
He too scared to go on the slide.
Okay, Bubba. I got you
Hey, hey, hey, hey get off the board again
I need to go get some more ice cream cones matter of is that Silas? Is that him? Is Silas up there Be careful. Be careful. Okay, nevermind. I thought Silas up here. I thought that would have them all.
Excuse me. Y'all need to for real be careful on this thing.
I'm serious.
I cannot afford no more lawsuits. Y'all seriously need to be careful like I'm for real, please. What's good? Can I get a drink? Excuse me y'all y'all need to for real be careful on this thing. I'm serious. I cannot afford no more lawsuits Y'all seriously need to be careful like i'm for real, please What's good corbin vanilla ice cream, there you go trash meet the ground right in front of my face have some respect Yeah, we're good chat everybody's having a great time right now tell me they're not having a great time the slides are good they're safe you know everything's all good what you doing get out of here loser i don't know what you think you in here do what you think you in here doing sorry about the stain i'm gonna get it swept up
wait there's money on the ground where oh hey how you doing how you doing you want a vanilla ice cream cone boom i got you right there thank Thank you so much. What's good, Alex? Plain hot dog, you base for that low key. Calling OSHA right now. They ain't gonna do none of this. This place is safe.
Ain't that right, Chad? It's safe.
Welcome to Kato.
Thank you, Teehee. What was I getting? What was I getting? Oh, ice cream I need some hot dogs, too There we go Chatty I like the new slide. Oh for real. Let's get danger factor aside. I Feel like the new slide is a hit people are going on that thing like every 10 seconds. It's crazy. Hey, how you doing?
Who's that the picture? Hey, chocolate ice cream, there you go. Have yourself a beautiful trip. You want one with mustard? Somebody's drowning. Hang on! Just keep grasping for air.
I'll be over there in a second. Hey, what you want? Chocolate ice cream. There you go. Have a safe trip at the gooblegoo. Thank you. Okay, we're good. Okay, hold on, let me get this. Hold on!
You're good, buddy, you're good!
Everything's going smooth. We haven't had any catastrophic injuries today. Get out of here! You think you're gonna intrude in here? Nope! I just hear somebody screaming in agony.
Did you hear that? What was that? Is there a clip of that guy launching what guy launching nothing ever happened what do you mean clip no what you talking about vip zones oh i gotta paint that soon vip zones kind of chill you know everything's going good paint that now actually. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Okay. Uh-huh No, okay
Yeah, what did I do? What pattern did I do? There we go. I'm gonna paint it. Give me one second. I'll be right with you There we go. Hey, how y'all doing? Okay, what you want lemonade with ice and lemon have yourself a good one Thank you so much strawberry ice cream You base for that. I'm not gonna lie. I'm on top of my stuff today. We hit $20,000 for the first time ever chat. I was here. I was here. We just hit $20,000 for the first time ever. The goob lagoon is so successful it hurts.
There's been some deaths along the way, some catastrophic injuries. Silas, you still ain't gonna go on the big boy slide? Okay, go get you another little ice cream cone then. Ma'am, let me give her a pre-warning real quick. Ma'am, be real careful on this thing, I'm serious. I'm serious. Somebody fell off of it earlier. You went a little fast on that, ma'am
See that's good form she did real good. Good job, ma'am You got a wristband on? Yeah you do. Guess we waited too long for a hot dog. Are you really complaining right now? I'm over here busy. There you go. Hey what you want? You want a regular lemonade? Well unfortunately you ain't getting one. We're out of stock. Go home. Hey what you want?
Okay, couldn't do that. We fell off. Oh Chat the past only 58 slip though 95 guess is kind of mid because the past two days we've had what a hundred plus guests yes only 58 chat yes I don't know what you're trying to refer to when when you're saying only in quotation marks but yes only 58 people slip. Chat do we get another employee now? Type 1 if we should.
Get everything repaired real quick. Make sure everything's all good. Oh my goodness, look at all the money. Look at all of the extra money. Hold on, let's make sure everything's repaired real quick. Because we value our customers' safety here at the goob lagoon
I can't believe that dude fell off the top of that slide Chat i'm seriously like still kind of in shock from that dude
Chat like I am I am seriously like That messed me up a little bit. I'm so- Yo, you're standing right in the way Jaquan, come on man.
Alright, there we go.
Beautiful, okay, everything's getting repaired, we're good. Let me get this and throw this away as well.
Boom.
Boom. Make sure everything's good. Check 20K, 20K, 20K. Yeah, wait, somebody said high dive. We could put a high dive in I Forgot we unlocked that we never did it y'all want to put a high dive in Yes Yes! We're 100% putting a hideive in, 100%. As if the goob lagoon couldn't get any more fun, we're about to hire somebody and put
a hideive in. I'm sorry. fun than at the I'm sorry. You know, there's just, there's no other place that gives the magic that the Goob Lagoon gives. No other place. Okay, I need to restock lemonade in the lemonade machine real quick, hang on.
Welcome to K-Hotel.
Somebody said best place for insurance fraud. No. No, excuse me, thank you. All right, hold on. Chat, we're about to hire somebody to either do the ice cream or the hot dogs. I'll put them on the hot dog stand, yeah?
Okay, lock in. We're about to hire somebody, chat.
Okay, I got stuck.
Ladies and gentlemen, I was here for the goob lagoons Ladies and gentlemen, I was here for the goob lagoons fifth active employee Let's see who we got We got to make a decision we have Nick who is $500 a day
wait Nick is goaded I'm not gonna lie. He's really good so Nick stats He's a hundred and ninety two percent efficiency a hundred percent precision for movement speed and 368 endurance. Oh, he's worth the money. I think Nick is worth the money for real Type one if you agree. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody give Nick a warm round of applause. The Goon Blagoons fifth ever employee. Boom! I was here. We're going to put him on the hot dog stand as well Nick is on the hot dog stand now we're about to put in a
dadgum high dive you understand me look at him just run about to get crazy in here high dive oh oh man I mean a that's we got look at that bro i think that only happened because i hit it the wrong way that only happened because i hit it the wrong way i think the customers are gonna be fine on that right there, don't you? Let's try the lower level See that there's where there's what the people that are scary go, you know what I mean? Let's try that again. I Really I truly don't think that's gonna happen when a customer gets on it
VIP I'm not putting no high dive in this water. It ain't even a high dive pool right here Who is there a shark in there? Oh, it's Timothy You want to put another pool in? We lowkey ain't got room. Chat we lowkey... wait. Is there any universe where this would fit right here?
I don't think there is
No
No, we're gonna have to wait to put another giant pool in Okay, we're good let's do another shift chat y'all ready Let's do another shift expand can I when can I expand do I have to be level 5 to expand again demolish what does this do is that like all the trees and extras put more trash y'all be complaining about the trash cans for a minute fine. I'm gonna put more trash cans in There you go you happy I
Am going to take a dump on your pillow Yo for the last time I am NOT doing the jukebox I'm literally not I
Am NOT doing the juice. I am NOT wasting a thousand dollars on the jukebox. I am NOT doing it I mean five thousand dollars. I don't want it and it's probably gonna be copyright music, too Cuz you don't have a y'all me when it remember when supermarket simulator added a jukebox to it, I played it, whole dadgum youtube video got demonetized. Kaiser lock in, we're gonna have another big day today, give Kaiser some W's by the way Chad he is really good. Kaiser is really good at his job, like really good.
And if I do get the jukebox, it's gonna be later. I got $10,000. I'm not spending 5,000 of it on a dadgum jukebox. Let's go. Here we go. Get another cashier machine.
Can I really?
No, I can't. Are you serious? Where? Park?
I don't see it! The devs hit bits? Yo, YB Trav with the 10,000 bits! Yo, W, why be trapped with the 10,000 bits? Dev here, all our music, we fully owns copyright free, can use a jukebox without fear of copyright. Okay, I'll get it then. Okay, I'll get it.
Yo, W Dev, it was on the bottom line. Okay, where the jukebox gonna go though, chat? Where y'all wanna put the jukebox at yo, W. Did appreciate the 10,000 bits to appreciate that. Thank you in the VIP section, oh It's right there we got save up we got save up for real Ladies and gentlemen, I got good news for every last one of y'all
Okay, we put in a high dive diving board for all of our experienced divers do not be scared to use the high dive thank you Catherine you really gonna be that scary Catherine go off the high dive! Somebody go on the high dive, prove your worth to be at the goobla- Oh my goodness, look at all the stank in here.
So chat, y'all wanna put the jukebox in the VIP area? Like over here somewhere, like over here?
Where at? Near the entrance? I don't know where to put it, bro.
You can't really put it between the stairs, so there's like a gap there. Wait, why is everything going so well today? Nobody's getting severely injured or anything. This is almost too good to be true when you think about it. You know what I mean? Yeah, this is going really good.
I'm actually so happy right now, there's no injuries. What new research point, we're good. Chat, I don't know where to put it. Put a jukebox right here. Put a jukebox right there. Who's panicking on the diving board?
Juan, get up! Juan, you was an intruder yesterday. What you doing today? Oh, now you wanna be a paying customer? What'd you do, get a free sample yesterday and now you want...
Lord have mercy, we got people drowning. There you go, sorry about that. There you go, sorry about that. Y'all are good, thank y'all for being here. Hey, what you want, Kay? Strawberry ice cream, I can do that for you. Uh-huh. Big boy dive!
Big boy dive!
Bro has ankles made of steel, are you kidding me? Where are my employees cleaning the trash? Hello, where are we? How did I throw at that? Let me go get that cleaned up real quick. Hey, what you want? Chocolate ice cream, got you right there, big dog. I'm trying to think of a good spot for the jukebox. I really don't know how that happened. I'm trying to think of a good spot for the jukebox. You know what I mean?
Put it on one of them islands or something? Ruby! Where's Ruby drowning at? Oh my goodness! Hey, how you doing? You want a chocolate ice cream?
I can do that for you. There you go, you have yourself a beautiful trip at the goobla goobla. Hold on just one second, I'm coming to help! Kobe! That was such a beautiful save, did you see that?
There you go, you're good to go. Thank y'all so much. Okay, we got some points dropping. We're good Ray you off real quick. You're good to go as well chat. This is going smooth. Who's a bird?
Who is?
I'm so sorry y'all. I had to make sure okay y'all y'all be careful now. Thank y'all Y'all be careful now. Thank God for being here. I'm sorry. Oh, let me get that Y'all be careful coming out of this ball stop There we go, you're good go from slipping to instantly want some ice cream you real for that what's good Carter? Okay, we got somebody drowning. Hey Carter, don't look at them Carter, Carter. What you want?
Okay, you want a strawberry ice cream. There you go. You have yourself a good one. Hurry up, hurry up real quick. Hey, how you doing? You want a chocolate ice cream?
I can do that. There you go. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much. You're good. Yo Timothy, there was a person drowning literally right beside you and you're sweeping the bottom of the pool in their face. Timothy, have some respect.
What just?
Who did it?
Get out of here.
Lord have mercy, there's so much going on.
Please.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm getting it swept up. You have your I don't know what you fell on right there You just do it too much poop everywhere. Nice. Oh Man Kaiser what's going on? Kaiser what's happening Baba? Who's panicking on the dive board it better not be the the high dive. Okay, right here, you're good. Get off there, you're good to go.
She said, ow.
Ha ha, sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that. Hey, more ice cream? How y'all doing? Chocolate ice cream, I got you right there. Have yourself a beautiful. Oh my goodness, are you kidding me? Excuse me, y'all gotta get to the hook.
Yeah.
Are you kidding me? I can get a dad gum vacuum cleaner instead of having to sit there and do it by the trash bags. Hey, what you want, Allie? You want a strawberry ice cream? I got you right here. Have yourself a beautiful trip at the Goo Lagoon.
I would like to thank every last one of y'all for being here for real. It means a lot to the gooble goo. We would not be able to stay afloat Get it afloat if y'all were not here. Thank y'all so much for being here. I appreciate that I just peed poop everywhere again. Yeah, get that cleaned up. I'm gonna help you Wristband check. Yeah, i'm gonna do a wristband check right there. Get out of here Wristband check wristband check why is there trash floating in the pool can
somebody do something about it please Kobe please make it there we go Kobe there we go beautiful everybody doing good I hope so everybody Everybody's doing fine! I'm not gonna forget the jukebox, Lord have mercy! Hey, what you want? Chocolate ice cream? I got you right here, Lee. Have a good one, Lee.
Have a lovely day at the goobla goobla.
I'm sorry!
Vanilla ice cream, I got you right here. Thank you so much. Let me get that spot cleaned up for y'all. Sorry about that. There we go. Y'all having a good time?
I sure do hope so. We spent a lot of money. Oh my goodness! Who drowning? Joel drowning? Where Joel drowning at?
Somebody's drowning. Who's the perv? I can't even, I ain't got time. There you- Oh my good- Oh, he's good.
Never might have thought I missed.
Hey, how y'all doing? Strawberry ice cream? I got you right here. Strawberry ice cream. There you go. Somebody's panicking on the dive board.
Lord have mercy hey what you want alia thank you so much for being here chocolate ice cream i got you with the chocolate ice cream thank you throw that trash away boom throw that bro get a job at least write some you're gonna write graffiti we're good let me get that cleaned up sorry you you had to see that man. I'm getting it cleaned up real quick I'm so sorry. Let's do that. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much Okay, y'all do
22,000 yo, wait Who was it? Who was it that took the picture? Oh my goodness, I'm in the slide. Hot dogs are stale, no they're not. Oh my goodness, Isabella, why are you drowning?
There you go, you're good. What you want, vanilla ice cream? I got you right there, thank you so much. Have yourself a good day, thank you. What's good, What you want? Vanilla ice cream, I got you right there. Thank you so much. Have yourself a good day. Thank you, what's good, Jolene? Vanilla ice cream.
Somebody want this? You want this, Carter? Carter, you want this? You don't want it? Forget you then, get in the pool. Hey, you want a vanilla ice cream?
I'm so sorry about that. Being in sight so you go litter right there. Will you get out of here to the end? Lord have mercy I got a litter up in here getting a pool. Everybody's just everybody come out You get this let me get this graffiti off here real quick $50 for ice cream is crazy. No, it's not That's how you know, you're getting good ice cream. We just made this ice, I'm so overwhelmed right now, I'm about to start crying. I'm about to start panic twerking, Lord have mercy.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna get your ice cream in a second. Give me one second. Are you kidding me? Are you actually kidding me? Who wrote- GET OUT OF HERE YOU CREEP! What you want? Vanilla ice cream. I got you right.
Who came in here and wrote I'm suing? I'm gonna sue you for graffiti Stop littering on the floor tired of it Was good vanilla ice cream. There you go. Thank you so much. Have yourself a beautiful day We're good you get that trash out of y'all's way I'm so sorry about this y'all I'm trying to get everything cleaned up. I'm a one-man show around here. There we go. All right, we're gonna get this swept up. Yeah
Should I put a trash can here by the by the food places do loki I might have to Hey what you want strawberry? There you go. Have yourself a beautiful day. Thank you so much for choosing to look, thank you. Goob lagoon graffiti artist with the five gifted, what? Okay, vanilla ice cream, there you go, ma'am. Have yourself a good day. Y'all have a good night now, okay?
Appreciate y'all!
Ooh.
Ooh. Oh
Okay, so
65% isn't that great
And out of 97 customers 74 of them slipped
That's okay That's that's not bad
But you know what the good news is we have
$23,000 right now
and Next episode we're about to go on a spending spree I don't know what we're gonna get but we're gonna spend some of this money on some this was a good shift Check the new slides are an absolute hit. We gotta admit that this This slide especially people love this one I know it's kind of. Sir, I'm gonna need you to get off the slide. Sir, we're closed. Sir, you're loitering, we are closed. Well I guess we got somebody that lives on the new slide.
Jukebox, OK, fine, we will do the jukebox first thing tomorrow's episode, then fine, man. Fine. First thing tomorrow's episode, we'll install a dadgum jukebox and y'all want to jukebox so bad. That was a great that was a great episode, though, Chad. Hey,
I love y'all man. Great stream. Hey
Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Appreciate all the gifted subs don't those bits follows and of course, I preach out of y'all for this hanging out Hey, you'll have a good rest. Y'all's night and have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen Appreciate all the gifted subs don't those bits follows and of course, I preach out of y'all for this hanging out Hey, you'll have a good rest. Y'all's night and have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen I love him and alright
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