It's Mario Party time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I sing and I don't even get that applause.
This is the reason you guys watch this channel. It's for these Mario Party videos.
Yep.
Spencer step away. You know, you click this because this is what you love. Don't mention it. Okay, every time my voice does that for a second, I see everybody behind the camera go.
They can't help it.
You and him haven't been in the same room ever.
That's true.
Me and J-Lo have never been in the same room together.
You wanna be J-Lo?
Yeah.
Look, we're playing Mario Party Jamboree TV. This time, we, our faces are gonna be in the game.
What?
Get your face in the game. We have a camera here and it's taking all of our data. And it's selling our data.
Dude, put my head on Wario's body.
Oh, that's-
That'd be sad.
You already are on Waluigi's body.
You're Waluigi. I'm Wario. Okay. Let's be clear. But also here's the thing today, we're gonna play to win.
What?
Whoa.
Are we actually changing that?
We have done don't win so many times. Let's switch it up and let's play this game for real.
What if he's lying?
What if he's lying?
No, I'm not lying.
Spencer confirm.
Spencer confirm we're playing to win.
Dude.
Yeah, you're prepare to lose. Ooh.
All right. Jamboree TV.
It's gonna be fun to play the mini games
and not just jump off the map immediately.
I know.
I've forgotten how to play most games.
This is my first time playing this version. So this is like newer.
Oh, we're on a set you guys.
I've never played Jamboree TV. It's the director. How would you like to play?
Local?
Yeah.
Oh. How many folks will be playing?
One, two, three, four.
Yes.
All right, ready? Rolling camera test.
Okay, show your face.
That's me, I'm on TV.
Whoa, look at her.
I look like such a lady.
Just, yeah, all right, so.
Oh yeah.
Oh!
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.
Oh, whoa.
Hey guys, check this out.
Hold on, hold on.
Whoa!
Whoa!
That's awesome, Shayne.
Thank you, I really do.
People playing this at home have to be doing some fucked up shit. Trevor, look at you. This is good.
That's how we're doing it.
Oh, this is-
Is mine too small?
Yours is kind of embarrassing, Chance.
No, yours is good.
I'm just getting pretty stupid.
You're fine, dude.
Dude, oh my God, they're all clapping for us.
Whoa.
This is sick.
Whoa.
What a diverse crowd.
Fuck. This is sick! Whoa! Whoa! What a diverse crowd.
Look at Toad's cutie bow tie. I love him.
I can't read, I didn't read.
Well, what is that thing in the corner? That's scary.
Oh, it's a roller coaster.
It's a roller coaster.
I'm camera shy.
Where the f*** is Dry Bones?
I want to be Bowser Jr.
I think I have to be Pauline because I said, but I do love Shy Guy. You have to be Waluigi. You have to be who you embody.
Whoa.
Oh. Okay, Pauline didn't wave. Oh, she waved. Way toina, Pauline!
Okay, Pauline didn't wave. Oh, she waved. Way to go, Trevor. Mine's like the home improvement bit
with the guy over the fence.
Howdy-ho, neighbor.
Anyone for the home improvement reference?
I just did it.
Yeah, dude, you know.
We're doing Gooble Lagoon.
Yes.
Oh!
Yes!
All right, are we all set up?
10 turns?
Yep.
Yep.
All right. And we don't have pro rules on, right?
No.
Okay.
Oh my God, I am so excited.
Guys, if I start groaning, it's because I've had really bad nausea and stomach cramps all morning, okay? What the? Okay? It's not because I'm like sad that I'm losing. Bro, you good?
No.
I'm okay.
I'll be okay. Don't worry you guys, we took COVID tests.
Chance, you can't leave me.
Chance, Chance, it's so funny.
You got to stop.
Just painful, painful.
This woman's first time on TV.
I love those, like in early 2000s or even 90s when people get on TV and they're just so nervous,
they just keep smiling.
Rasha Putcher, have the fist come in right here. No, like into my bubble.
Oh.
Whoa, you're teleporting. This video's sponsored by Vans. Nice! Vans. Nice!
Vans and Tums.
Guys, now that I've had my Tums, you're not at a disadvantage,
I'm not at a disadvantage anymore.
All right.
I think we're not worried about you, Trev.
I don't think we're too worried or too stressed.
We know this.
Are there any things that I should know about the map?
No.
You should know this. That's a regular map. Yes! Dude. I won by being mid.
Oh yeah.
Yes, sexy Pauline.
Okay, whoa!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Nice.
This is insane.
I like that this is like, what if this is just the only feature? It's just that you get to see yourself and the game is completely the same otherwise.
But imagine playing with people online, just seeing some random person
playing on the wall. Playing online like this is super fun. Just Steven from Wisconsin's playing.
All right, here we go with that hourglass figure.
All right.
Oh, one, two, three.
Yeah.
Lucky, space, okay, and that's good.
That's good, we're playing to win.
Dude. Yeah, okay, and that's good. Good. We're playing to win dude
Give me that custom. Give me that
Okay, seven coins isn't bad. That's fine. That's what I always say seven coins is it bad That's why I'm always saying I'm always hearing you say battle
Let's go
Which way are you gonna go?
14 to the star.
Wait, which one?
Okay, 14, I'm going that way.
Big mistake.
You fool.
Goomba and a life ring.
I'm just joshing.
Rodney.
Jesus Christ. If we played with a random person in the world, it would be some five-year-old kid and his camera would be set up like that. Do they censor what you can put on it? Probably.
But they're just a...
Ew.
Oh my God.
It's just some dog just like... Well, We can make it, it's just some dog.
Just like... Okay, it's your turn.
He's still playing.
There already is.
There already is a... And he just destroys us.
Oh, what is that?
We need to play a game.
Yeah!
What?
Okay.
Way to go, Trevor. Golden pie! This is so fun. Okay, this is a skill game. You have to drop yourself. Okay, this is good, this is good.
Oh shit.
Oh my God.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, how's your stomach?
Oh my God.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
How's your stomach feeling now?
Yeah, Tums can't fix that.
Dude.
Oh my God, I'm gonna poop my pants.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Yay! The best part about this is that people are just gonna be seeing us normally on the couch and how we're acting.
What's that, like, acting it out?
What does that do?
So top left, you can see how far from the star.
I'm doing it!
What, really? Yeah, good call, good call.
Oh my God, you're gonna go down the zip line.
Stop!
Welcome to the famous I'm an open zip line. The game just pulls out a gun and shoots you.
I just know you're into the trap. I am.
Do it.
Whoa.
Oh my God.
What?
What is this?
Oh.
Stop.
You're on a wrecking ball.
Go on.
This is just.
Yay.
Yay. This is just. Yay! Yay! That was the slowest zip line I've ever seen in my life. Shut up!
Oh, she cracked.
What?
Do I not get the lucky space?
I guess not.
No, because you landed on the green.
All right, four player minigame. Start off normal.
What's that?
Lumber tumble. Dude, lumber tumble. That's what I'm always trying to have.
We just got to run.
Don't fall off the ridge, navigate the twisting paths, avoid the logs.
Easy, easy.
Who keep trying to do screen cap?
Shut up.
Oh, the Smosh.
Dude, Smosh reference?
Smosh reference.
Smosh mentioned.
Okay.
Hope you guys lose.
Doing this in heels.
Do we get to see ourselves while we do this?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna run off the edge cause I'm not looking.
Oh shit.
I know I'm not paying attention.
Wait, what?
Oh my god.
Ah, what's pushing me?
Whoa!
That's a prick? Dude. Whoa. Oh no.
I can't pay attention. I'm looking at myself.
Oh, I'm over your picture.
No!
Oh, my picture's on top.
Oh no, I'm going the hard way.
Wario, you're pushing me.
Deal with it.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh, you fool.
Don't, Wario is being a pusher.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No! Oh no. Oh, I still gotta make it. I still gotta make it.
What do you mean you still have to make it?
I still have to go. It's not stopping.
It's not stopping.
Why is it not stopping?
I don't know.
Kill Wario.
No!
Wario is pushing around.
Wow.
I literally never let out terror cries like I do in Mario Kart. Wait, I wanted some coins too. You're so tiny, Chance.
You're so small.
No, you're small, you're small.
I'm small?
Small, you're so small I can't even see you.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Don't come my way.
You can't come to the zipline with me.
I have to come to the star, my bad, sorry.
You can't take the zipline.
Well, damned if I do, damned if I don't. That's okay, that's okay. Oh, oh, oh.
Which way is the star?
This way, but it's only four spaces. Long game.
Okay, you're gonna get some.
Wow.
The thing is that's a smart choice
because the tide is coming in after the next main game.
I was thinking about the tide.
What, the tide?
You would have been washed away.
Yeah, the tide will get you stuck on the map.
See, when I ask things about the map, that's, this is one of the things that I would've liked.
We didn't know if it changed in this version of the game.
Ooh, yeah.
Dude, you rolled an eight.
Okay, I'm gonna be one away from the star. Nobody steal it from me.
Oh my God.
Okay, six.
Oh, unlucky unlucky for you. Yeah, you're gonna need. That's fine. I'm gonna buy something.
Shoot.
Do you buy a dueling glove and duel with us?
I'm gonna buy this.
I'm gonna buy this.
That's all I want.
All right. Well, let's hope that you lose coins.
I hope you lose so many coins.
So then you can't afford the star. I hope you lose so many coins. Guys, please stop.
Stop being mean.
Minus 100 coins.
Lose coins, lose coins, lose coins. Oh, minus 100 coins.
Lose coins, lose coins, lose coins.
Oh, suck it.
Okay. I can afford that.
I can afford that.
Okay, guys.
We can't let Shane win the minigame right
Brick
Wow Really put some some sauce on that
What the hell if I go into the island I gotta pay this guy money no Yeah, I'm giving it a try.
Taking a shit mid-zipline.
This time it's six coins.
Dude, bro just robbed me blind.
Oh, he did take your money.
He just took six coins. Yeah, fast forward.
He decides how much it costs once you're on there and you're strapped. You're strapped in, there's nothing you can do. He's like, pay me or I cut the rope. You're strapped in, then he starts reaching into your pockets.
Let's go!
Oh.
Hey, that's okay, lucky.
Oh, bummer.
Lucky.
Give me something good.
Item bag.
Give Shayne money.
Oh, okay.
We needed that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get into it, yeah. Get into you.
Okay. Remember guys, Shane is our- You guys are going down.
I'm going to destroy you.
Oh my God! Let's go! Oh my God! Let's go! Okay. Okay.
Wait, I'm nervous.
All we have to do is-
Wait, guys, this is hard.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
What do I do?
Oh, okay.
Okay, we have to catch Shane in the cage. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no. You ready to drop the cage? Oh my God. I am nervous. You guys literally can't get me. You guys literally can't get me. You're not, you can't even, you don't even know what you're doing.
You don't even know what you're doing.
Oh, that's embarrassing.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Wee!
Oh, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh my goodness.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
He was twerking.
Oreo was throwing it back.
Dude.
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no the changing tides.
And I'm over there.
So now we're stuck on this Island.
Yeah.
I'm stuck on an Island with a star.
It sucks. So now we're stuck on this island? Yeah. Guys, I'm stuck on an island with a star and socks.
For like three turns.
For a billion turns.
Hey, at least we can just get lucky spaces. Yeah, we're on lucky island.
Dude, now we-
Oh, that's hilarious.
That's fine, that's where I wanna be.
At least it's lucky.
Or a warp box. Yeah.
Dude, 10 coins still trapped. Okay, cool. Congrats. You get to redeem that later.
You're gonna pay for that. Actually timestamp this time of the video
to when I pay back.
Boom, baby.
How do you charge up like that?
Hold the button.
With your spirit. I can't believe we lost that.
I know.
It's tough.
You gotta use the cheap cheaps to your advantage.
You're so lame.
Oh God, he's an awesome guy. Oh my God, that's crazy.
Religious warrior.
Wario.
Wario goes to seminary.
I just keep going around getting stars over and over again. Oh shit, it's over there.
No one can reach it now.
I'm going to get it.
You can't get there.
I'm going to go get it.
You can't freaking get that.
Whoa.
What is that?
Chance time.
No, no.
Chance, it's your time.
What does this do?
You can steal a star.
Oh yeah. You better give me yours. What? We're on the wheel. Holy shit! Oh my God, I'm rolling.
Oh my God, I'm getting dizzy.
Give me the star shade.
Star, star, star.
Give me the star.
Oh no.
Okay, this only goes well for me.
And me.
No!
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Dang it.
Ah! Ah! Oh!
Oh!
I am getting so fucked.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys.
It's fine.
This is...
I'll lose seven coins, that's my favorite thing.
Dude, that was...
I've got so many coins.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. 10. Yeah. This is so f*****g funny.
Yeah, that's the one I wanted to land on.
It's a good island to get stuck on cause you do just wrap up.
You're gonna be smoking on this island.
You're just getting coins and piped.
I'm free.
Actually though, you can escape with your pipe.
Dude, can you stop talking about me getting piped?
Well, you don't know it's random though.
Charge.
Yes. I'm talking about me getting typed. Well, you don't know it's random though. Charge! Yes!
Wait, but it doesn't even matter.
Yay, you can hit so far.
I'm gonna just float around.
Hey.
Shut up.
There's nothing to do on this island.
You just got seven coins.
You don't need another seven.
I want more seven coins.
More seven coins.
More seven coins. More than seven coins.
Play it backwards. If I have to play you guys again, okay, great. Another four player.
We're gonna have so much fun.
Dude, so much fun.
I can't believe we lost that.
I'm never gonna get over that.
I know, but it's okay. We're gonna get payback.
I'm over it.
Wait, this is hard.
And remember, we are trying to win. What am I do? Oh, jump. Can I jump over the breath?
No.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here we go. There's, I need money really bad.
Okay, guys, we can't let Shane win. We can't let Shane win.
Oh, blowy Joey.
Ew.
Blowy Joey.
Blowy Joey's blowing us. Don't talk about blowy Joey. That's his name, right? Who is that? That's this guy. Hey, hey, hey. These guys, they're called blowy Joey's.
No, they're not.
On God, they are.
Okay, well, you can't just bring God into the discussion.
Shane already did.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That was close, that was close. Oh, oh, oh no. What the?
What?
No, no, no.
I got clipped by the end of that?
That's crazy.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Get his ass.
Oh.
I got Chloe Joed.
She's got moves. Ah, I hope I get a little bit of coins.
You get a little bit of coins. You get a little bit of coins.
Do I get coins?
What if you're, okay, you're playing Mario Party and you witness someone get murdered. And you're just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't know your identity, I don't know anything about you.
What is he doing here? A Jamboree buddy!
It's Trevor!
It's me.
Okay, I want a jamboree buddy. I want an ally. Yeah.
I need an ally. You get double the everything, double the fun.
Double the blowies.
How do I get to him?
Double the blowies.
I need to get to him.
Blowie Joey.
Okay.
We're still gonna be stuck on this island again? Yeah, but I'm gonna trap you. Why would you do that? This is devastating, because you put this here and for other people. How many times does it work? I think it only works once.
We'll see.
Well, Trevor, hopefully he's gonna pass it before I do.
I'm piping, bro.
You're piping?
I'm piping.
I'm getting out of here. All right, give me that item bag. Give me that item bag. Give me that item bag. Give me that item bag. Give me that item bag.
Guys, what does a pendasilis feel like?
You nailed that.
Good job.
Thank you.
All right, what do we got?
A la boo boo.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Boom, boom, I hope I don't get trapped on an island with you.
Mushroom tickets.
Nice.
Mushroom tickets.
Mushroom tickets.
Dude, it's so fun to be excited about cool stuff in this game.
And shop on bogs.
Oh.
That's my ticket out of here.
Okay, I need some shell.
All right, I need some good stuff to happen. You know what?
You know what, why not?
Let me use it.
Whoa, foolish move.
I know, but it's just fun.
No, it's not.
No, actually you should always use your item immediately.
I'm having fun right now.
Oh, it's fun being stupid?
I'm just having a good time. I don't like that.
Dude, you have no money. Okay. You know what, man? I'm just having a good time. Oh, there he goes around in a circle.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. We're doing it again.
Oh my God.
No.
Yes.
We're doing it again.
I can only win.
I can only win on this too. No, you can lose a star, buddy. You can lose star and coins. You can't make sure. No, dude, do the two people first. You won't.
No!
No! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
No!
No! No!
No! Ah! Fuck. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, it feels so good.
Ah!
That's because he was like bullying you
while you were doing that. I've lost everything. I've lost everything.
Ah! Ah, God.
Ah, it feels so good.
Dang it.
Pipe out of there.
Oh, let me pipe.
Let me just lay this pipe down.
What?
Let me lay this pipe.
That's wild.
Oh, I worked so hard for that.
Okay, at least he's not near the star.
At all, and he can't afford it.
Okay, but you know what I can do,
is I can steal your coins.
Be quiet.
Yeah, yeah, I can steal your coins.
Wait, whose?
At least you can't steal mine. I can steal whoever I want.
Don't do random.
No, I'm not gonna do random.
I'm gonna do rock.
What, why?
I wasn't talking about the fucking shit.
Yeah, you just got so many items.
Oh my God. You just called me broke.
Okay, fine.
Look, you're the boo right now.
Oh, it feels so good. Wow. It feels so good stealing coins from you.
Oh no.
Wait.
Oh my God.
Guys, you can afford the star now.
11.
Shit.
Oh, and I've got a custom dice block.
Ooh, don't mind if I do.
Oh, dang it.
This sucks.
Shit, shit.
I need a one or two or three.
I need a number.
Nice. Wow.
That was really cool. I would like a...
Wart box.
Yeah, I would like a wart box.
Actually, I think the tide's gonna lift soon.
This is good.
So you should be okay.
Tide's getting real low, buddy.
Money, money, money.
Oh.
All right.
Bonus minigame.
Bonus minigame. Oh, all right. Bonus game. Bonus game. Oh, get double the coins.
Double the coins.
I need those. Okay, no, we need to take Trevor down now. He's the enemy.
No.
Yeah, Trevor's the enemy.
What?
No, we have to work together.
Shut up.
Lost and pound.
Lost and pound.
Whoa.
I should go check this out. Sounds like most people we know. Oh my God. So you just pick one.
We just pick one and hopefully that's the one that Shane picked so we can pound him.
Yeah, we gotta pound him.
Oh, you're getting pounded, bro.
Dude, we're gonna pound you so good.
Sorry.
That's all right.
We need to diversify. Diversify.
Okay.
Well, we can't say what we're going to pick.
You can't say.
Guys, I'm going bottom.
Typical Trevor.
You can't say what you're going to do.
I chose mine.
Guys, look at his camera, see what button he presses.
How? Where?
Where his finger is.
Dude, I got him. I got him. I know I did.
Oh! Oh! Oh, I got him. I got him. I know I did.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh my God.
Okay, we have to get them three times.
You guys.
Okay.
Okay.
You guys, please don't, please don't. Oh, don't, don't do it guys. Don't. Okay guys, please don't. Oh, we got him. Don't, don't do it guys, don't. Okay guys, please don't.
Oh my God, of course, of course.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, no!
Nice.
Okay, so two of us have to get him on the last round.
Oh my God, you guys, come on, don't. Don't, don't do it. Don't, don't do it. You guys don't guys, please. I'm not messing around.
Don't guys, please.
Don't we got him.
Don't please don't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Guys. That wasn't even funny. That was awesome. Get the crowd. Guys. That was not even funny. Dude, that was awesome. Redemption, get the crown.
Redemption, redemption.
Guys, that was not even funny.
Dude, that was so funny.
That was awesome. Cut it.
Wait, we were supposed to sabotage
because we hate Trevor now.
You can't even see me over all my money.
Congrats guys, wow.
You beat the guy who's in fourth place.
Good job.
It is more fun that way. It feels so good to be a winner. Wait, guys, we forgot about the ally. I want Waluigi. Yeah, where is he?
The tide's gone!
I will be procuring Waluigi.
Where is our ally?
Where is he?
He's right in front of me.
The end of the first dystopian novel.
The tide is gone!
Guys, the tide's gone!
Okay, I gotta look at this map. Yeah. And on the way to the star.
Shit.
Can you warp over there or something?
I have a shop hotbox.
There's a shop right there in front of Trevor.
Okay, here's my chance. Send me in front, I mean right behind the ally.
Okay, you were not.
Three, three, three, three.
What's that?
I know, I know, I probably confused it, okay. It's like, okay, we're gonna put you over here.
All right, that's okay guys, I'm kind of close.
Yeah, you're kind of close.
43, you're only 43 away from a star.
Nice, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, and you got a one.
Oh, and you're so close.
There you go. Hey, all your dreams came true. Oh, you can get one of those stupid traps you have. You can call the tide and trap everyone.
Wait, what does the chomp do?
Moves the star.
Chomp called don't even matter.
You can be a huge inconvenience to people.
The chomp is mine.
You could have called the tide and trapped people.
Dude, you could have called the tide.
No, trust me guys, the chomp will work.
The chomp will work. The chump will work.
Don't worry, the chump. Okay, Wario, we need to pull our shit together.
Dude, you have zero stars, eight coins, broke as hell.
At least I'm rolling fast.
Oh, dude.
He's like, he's like, he's like,
You won?
He's like, you can just go, dude. It's like we have samples. All right, I have nothing to lose. No. What?
No, you got stuff too.
Yeah.
Stuff to lose.
No, no, no.
I can only gain from you guys.
Well, you could lose,
you could get fourth place and lose all your coins.
Nice.
All right, I have one coin.
This is good. 40 on the line, 40 on the line.
Oh no. Sandwich! Sandwich!
Oh no!
Yeah!
I love sandwiches.
This one's scary.
I love this.
It's scary, it's hard.
What?
Okay.
Start!
I don't like this start.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Rosalina, you're confusing me with the shadow of you.
Whoa, whoa! Oh, dude, I'm just dead.
Dude, that was crazy.
Did you die already?
Yeah. Oh, man.
I just, I instantly, I got instantly trapped.
That sucks, dude.
How did that even happen?
Oh, that sucks for you so much. Dude, I'm so sad. Trevor, I'm so sorry.
Wait, guys, I wish I was playing and having fun right now.
Oh, I'm having such a good time. No, no, no. That was a bunch of bull crap.
I want to do over.
Restart.
Oh my god, it's getting so scary.
This is like when I order at a restaurant. This is how scared I am. Did you see me almost get smushed? Oh, I got, that's fine. I probably gained money. I still probably gained money.
Whatever.
I hope you didn't gain money.
I think I gained money.
I didn't.
I could only gain.
Oh, you lost a coin.
You can't gain, you can't gain.
I lost two coins. I, you can't gain. You can't gain.
I lost two coins.
I lost six.
I lost ten.
That's OK.
Gain!
Gain!
Gain!
You're a chain buster, Junior!
I'm playing the best game of Don't Win Mario ever.
Man.
I'm over here.
He's about to get the ally. He's about to get the ally. He's about to get the star. Hey, you know what sucks though? If you had 40 coins, you could get two stars with your-
Yeah, man.
Have you ever thought about that?
You want to know something cool about this game? Is that if you're the first person
to pass the jamboree buddy,
you automatically get five coins.
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way. Yeah. No.
Ah ha ha, now I just have to win him.
What do you mean?
Oh, win him.
Oh, that's right.
You're right.
Guys, we have to steal him. We can't let Trevor get it.
Do not let Trevor get it.
The stakes are high.
Showdown mini game.
Why does everyone hate me? Three stars. I get an advantage in the mini game. Yippee. It won't be enough. It won't be enough, dude.
Waluigi.
We'll stop you.
His showdown mini game.
We will stop you.
I think it's pinball.
It's pinball.
What do I do?
Okay. It's honestly just a very long game of pinball.
It's actually pinball. And then what are we? I'm gonna watch this cool cinematic intro. The balls. Look at how sick he looks.
JoJo?
Yeah, wait, what is this?
That's very JoJo's.
JoJo.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Oh, tilt. So you pull it back on the stick and then it's flipping time. I am really bad at pinball. You got this. I've never done very well.
It's all about being confident.
Believe in yourself.
Waluigi will place medals at the start.
Yay!
All right.
What?
Extra points for Trevor.
That's insane.
Oh, okay.
That's so stupid.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's...
No, no, okay, okay, okay, okay. it
no no these butler not user they're a little sticky
again
no no i meant in the gate like like the they're not reacting properly like i would like you know what I mean?
What am I doing?
I'm trying.
Oh, shit.
The squid, man.
Dude, I can't get the freaking bonuses that actually gives you points. Dude, I got two freaking squids. I don't know, it's not my fault.
No, no, no, no, no.
Aw!
No!
Would you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah.
Oh!
Oh, whoa!
Oh no, no, no. I have gotten the worst bonuses. Sure another multi ball.
Oh yeah I get another.
I get another.
Cause the other ones are like yeah just hit this hit this thing big Waluigi face in the middle that gives you 10 points every time.
Whoa.
Whoa. Oh yeah. in the middle that gives you 10 points every time. Whoa, whoa, oh yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, whoa.
Yeah, Waluigi face.
Hurry up, I have seven seconds!
Oh no, this is just the medals, and I lose my,
oh no, there it is, okay, cool.
No, damn it!
Literally, there's a map.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Damn it! In the game I've never seen them do together
It's like Shane and Trump
This is crazy Lord Shane and Trump. I'm not a Trump supporter, I just hang out with him. Oh, okay, well he gets one.
Yeah, I get a star.
No, he gets one.
He gets one.
He gets one.
Give me my star.
He just gets one, guys. Oh, I still have two more than all of you.
That's fine.
Jesus. Oh, that's fine. We gotta take him down. We literally have to.
We will, we will, we will, we will.
Me and Will.
I feel like I have not gone in 20 years.
Sorry, I'm going freaky style.
Yeah, it's cause we had a versus, then we had a showdown mini game.
We got all kinds of junk going on.
Wait, Trevor's on his way to the next star already.
Oh no. Oh No God dang it. No, actually, but
He's got two stars. I've got two stars. Yeah bastard suck it. Oh only fix from the stars
I just like swapping
How many to this three three go get it I can get it right now. You get a star. I got a star, everyone!
Yay!
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Get ready to be in the star. Get ready to be in the star.
You're gonna be in the star.
You're gonna be in the star.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Here it comes. Ah! The silence.
The silence trying to find a spot.
That was awesome. This was the best game ever.
Good work.
Oh my gosh, I can loop around.
Oh no.
Shit.
I say as if I don't have only one coin.
Oh, Pauline's right there.
Yes, she is.
You're going bankrupt.
You get five points to shame.
It's like one coin. It's like a stupid little item.
Wow, you really know a lot.
You said you'd never played this before.
I haven't played the new version
on the Nintendo Switch, too.
I don't trust it.
She said she'd never played this before. Trevor actually talked about the tide. She knew about the ally thing. Trevor talked about the ally.
Arasha, we're on a team.
We can do this.
Mouse mode!
Mouse mode!
We're going mouse mode.
So like this?
What L to grab?
What L to grab? Can you do this as a lefty or do you have to do it on the right hand? What am I trying to grab?
I think the not Bowser letters and put the Bowser ones in the trash. Okay, sorry guys. This is what they do in severance.
It's literally severance, but toad.
I can't decide which hand is better.
Arasha, I need you to pull this together for me because I am at nine coins.
Okay.
Oh, we can drop them at the same time. It's okay. It's okay, It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Okay. And those go in the hearts.
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, sorry.
Oh shoot.
I did that.
That was my bad.
Yes. Dang it.
Whoa. Whoa. It's okay. Oh my bad. Finish! Yes! Dang it. Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my God, we freaked it.
I really couldn't figure out which hand works better, because I'm right with my left,
but a lot of the times I do stuff with my right.
No, no, no, it's completely fine.
Dude, oh my God, he hates you.
Oh my God, he hates you.
I've really never felt like that before. Before? I've never felt this way.
We need to get Trevor.
You were my teammate, but we need to get him up on you. So anything that you can do against Trevor, please do.
I got you. Don't worry.
Yeah, I understand. Steaks are about to check out.
Me if I had bangs.
Boo!
Boo!
Yeah! Oh, six coins.
A duel?
A duel. Like Hamilton.
I just want, I want like a coin. What?
Dude, there's a second freaking star on the map.
That's cool.
What the hell?
Holy crap.
This game just got turned up a notch.
It really did.
That'd be really cool if I could afford it.
Dude, yeah.
You've got a buddy and you can't even afford one.
Get your broke ass outta here.
All I have is friendship. Oh my God, you're only five to the star.
Oh!
And let me just guarantee that I'll make it.
What does that do? Plus five. Little mushroom.
It gives you multiple mushrooms? Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
It is not.
That's pretty freaking overpowered.
It's not, I paid extra for it,
except actually I was gifted it.
Whoa, good thing you used that.
Dude.
Oh, the goomba's gonna freaking poop.
Oh my God, what?
And poop out coins.
What does this do? It's either going to be positive or negative.
Fuck her shit up.
Oh, he's exploding.
Oh, he's exploding.
Please be positive.
Yay!
What?
Everywhere?
Yeah, so you're going to benefit two chance.
Oh, this is awesome.
Do you think maybe I'll get some coins?
I'm sorry I said to fuck your shit up.
I didn't mean it. It's okay. Golden Goombas have erupted.
And so if you just move past them you get money.
You get five points.
Or do you have to land on them?
No, you just pass them.
Boink.
Whoa.
Arash is about to clean sweep right now.
Okay.
Oh, we're only on turn six.
My favorite thing is that sports games when there's the cam and it goes on someone and they have no idea. And at the very last second, they're like, and then it turns away. Okay, that's so cool.
Oh yeah.
Oh, you lost.
Take that.
All right, all right, Waluigi, let's get some.
Wait, yeah, go really close to the star.
We're gonna get some.
Yeah, go really close to the star.
We're doing good now.
Too bad you're broke as fuck.
Are there just none over here? Are there no Goombas?
No, it's only on the volcano pool.
Oh, cute.
Okay, and you get some too, right? Right? Okay. All right. Okay. What did he even do? He gets, I get double.
You like land on the space again.
So I have, I have enough coins. Double coins.
I hope I go to Shane. I'm going to Shane.
I'm going to Shane.
Yippee!
Yeah, but like basically with an ally, you like land on the space all over again.
So we got six more coins.
What does I do? Well, I just teleported to you. Okay. And now I'm gonna take the star.
What?
Dang it.
Oh, that sucks dude.
Dude, it's okay, cause guess what?
I'm gonna freaking take your coins, bro.
To whose?
I'm gonna take yours.
Why?
What dude?
So that you can get the next star.
Why did Matt take Arasha's? Yeah, but we're right in front of a star. So I'm taking your coin so you can't buy the star and I can buy it. It makes sense to me.
That's stupid.
No, you're not even mashing.
That's so dumb dude, that's so dumb.
We're playing win Mario party baby.
That doesn't make any sense though.
It does, it literally does.
I'm guaranteeing myself.
It doesn't make any sense.
Yeah. So in the middle of the argument, not even matching. I'm telling Rhett and Link.
That's rock.
Dude, that was awesome.
That was super cool.
Psych, actually, Spencer, we were saying it's just don't win. What?
Yeah, actually this is don't win, so actually I win.
I'll win.
Watch me get third place somehow.
Oh, chance, get those coins.
Okay, I will.
Huh?
Oh no. Oh. That sucks.
Only four.
Oh, you've got new wares. What do you have?
Golden pipe?
Come on, golden pipe.
No.
What does this do?
Steal a random item.
And this what?
Moves a star?
Yeah. Moves a star.
Moves a star? Yeah. Moves a star.
Thank you for the chomp call.
Thank you, thank you record player.
Say thank you.
Oh no.
Uh oh.
Another awook.
You're not gonna get to benefit.
Are you sure?
Well, it could be positive again.
It could be negative.
It's... Negative. It's negative.
This game sucks.
Now you're gonna lose coins.
This game is bad actually.
Damn, they're taking over all the positive goobers.
Oh, and the positive goobers leave.
Oh shit, they're all in front of me too. Oh no.
Lava bubbles, lava bubbles.
That sucks for you guys. Lava bubbles. That sucks for you guys.
Lava bubbles.
Lava bubbles.
Lava bubbles, I'll name them.
It wouldn't even matter for me,
because I have no points. Lava bubbles.
Okay, no flexing.
Hey guys, I have nothing.
Keep your voice down.
All right.
One versus three.
On again, off again.
Me in high school.
I need coins so bad.
I kind of need to throw this game.
Trevor.
I kind of need to throw this.
Good call.
Whoa.
Trevor, you're killing me.
I'm dropping spikeys.
Girl. What?
Rick and roll.
Rick rolls.
Whoa.
Start.
Trevor, don't throw this.
Trevor is actively trying to kill me right now.
Ha ha ha ha.
Dang it.
OK, Trevor's gone, so we get to actually try to do this.
OK.
Looks like someone's a little bit salty
that I'm trying to win.
Rasha, I need you to lock in.
I'm, I'm not.
No!
Oh, yes!
Yes!
There was no, I couldn't avoid that last one.
Why were you cheering for me?
What? Because I didn't avoid that last one. Why are you cheering for me? What?
Because I didn't want to change it.
Because now he doesn't have money for a star.
Oh.
Guys, Trevor's now won Mario Party.
Well, Trevor, I have some bad news for you.
What?
There's literally nothing to stop Trevor now.
Are we sure?
He's won.
I'm literally the guy that- Are we sure that there's nothing I can do? Cheers to Chomp Call! Are we sure that I didn't get an item a while ago?
And to times!
I forgot about the Chomp Call!
Oh yeah, you fucking bitch.
Yeah!
Trevor, your hubris is what will be the end of you.
Yeah.
Hey, but thanks for cheering for me in that game. I really appreciate that.
No, I moved the one in front of me. There is no other star.
Oh, great, no one can get it. Still in front of me.
That's fine, I prefer that, I think.
Oh, enjoy losing all your freaking money.
Shut up.
Oh, and you're gonna land on a red space. Ooh, you're gonna get minus nine coins on that.
Shut up, they updated their inventory.
Gold pipe. Oh no.
Well, a pipe.
Well, you're gonna buy a gold pipe and you're not gonna have any money to buy a star.
I'm gonna have the money.
Oh no, you're about to lose nine coins.
I'm gonna have the money.
You're not gonna have the money.
I'm gonna have the money.
You're not gonna have any money. I'm lucky. I'm donating. I'm donating and I can put that in my taxes.
I got something.
Watch him land on the wall. Bowser's space.
Do not put me on the Bowser's space.
Ah!
Wait, and you have to go twice because of your ally.
No way.
You're gonna lose a star.
No way. Oh wait, lose a star. No way.
Oh wait, you don't have any stars.
Oh my God, he's got no money, no stars, no friends.
This could be bad for everyone.
Yeah, yeah, he could Bowser shuffle.
What?
Yeah, it's Bowser shuffle time, guys.
Oh shit.
Come on.
Hey.
Okay, all right guys, we all lose. We all lose. We all lose. This is what we get.
Cause look at me, I'm like, I'm talking to you guys.
I'm screaming.
How do you guys enjoy? How do you guys feel now?
Pretty good.
Not great, Shayne.
Well, I get to go again.
I gotta say, I feel pretty good still.
I get to go again.
Dude. Here we go. Oh my God, he's going.
It was that scene from Final Destination where it just sucks.
But why did we have to leave all again?
I'm traumatized.
Uh oh.
He's so big.
Oh no.
What's Bowser Revolution?
Oh, you lose all your money.
All right, yeah, I don't even care.
I don't care. Zero stars. Zeroed out at turn seven. I wish it went into negative for you.
You literally have zero money, zero stars, seven turns in.
I wish you'd die. I wish you would lose all coins.
You'd die.
Oh, God.
Wow, Waluigi's really up your ass, huh?
He really is. That looks ducked, man. He really is. He's done nothing for me. Boop.
That's okay.
That is, that was a really bad roll.
Actually it wasn't because I needed a tie to go down anyway before I could get a stall.
So it actually behooves me to wall that way.
Were you a kid or were you British?
He doesn't know.
Sorry guys.
Yeah!
He talks normal forever.
Guys, guys, my tummy really hurts.
Aw.
My tummy really freaking hurts.
Travis.
Uh oh.
I don't know though.
I'll have the money.
You don't have any money.
I'm good for the money.
I'll have the money.
I'm good for the money.
You won't have the money.
I'm good for the money.
You won't. You're too long. But what if you didn't?
See, I'm past halfway there. I'm scared.
I just give me a couple more days and I can come up. I'm good for it.
You know me.
No, Rosalina, we need the money now.
Arasha, we need to pull it together.
Okay, we've got this.
Team money, we got this.
As long as it isn't about left or right hand.
Coin corrupt! left or right hand. Corn corn! Yeah! Yee haw!
Sorry, cut.
Sorry, cut, cut. Sorry, cut, my bad.
Twirl and lasso.
Okay. You gotta yank that chick.
You gotta yank that chick.
For the big ones, we both have to hit it.
Okay, so should we go for the big ones?
Yeah.
Let's get it, go.
Oh, okay, That's okay. Oh no, no, no. Okay. We go for the next big one. Okay. Here we go.
I'm going. I'm going.
I don't understand how this works.
No, no, no.
It's okay. I'll get a small one.
I'll get a small one.
Oh shit.
I guess you both have to get the big one.
Oh, we both have to.
Ready? I'm sorry. Okay, let's get these small ones. Okay. Got it. Dang it, okay. Okay, we get small ones.
That's okay.
We can get this big one too.
Yeah, I...
Oh, bro.
The small ones only have one?
Big one. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, Arasha.
Okay, the big one, the big one.
Big one.
That one. Get the small one if you can. They're not going to get this.
They don't get it.
They don't get it.
Nice.
Ready?
Get the small one.
Okay, only small ones.
Nice.
Okay, nice.
Oh, get owned.
Oh, we got so many more coins than you.
I think everybody's. Oh, we got so many more coins than you. We all get some coins. No, they did a Rasha.
You literally have so many more.
Oh, fuck.
That's fine, my right arm hurts.
Oh, we're both getting.
We're all getting coins, but we got more.
Yeah, right?
That was a arm workout.
We got more.
Oh my God. So does Arasha. Yeah. So Arasha can't even get the golden pipe. She can't even get this.
Yeah.
Oh, by all means.
Not yet, not yet.
And you lost your turn.
I will tell you, you are a huge fucking idiot.
Yeah, he literally just made you do the Bowser's face twice.
This is fucking changing.
This is...
Okay, let's see, so.
You should place your star trap somewhere. I'm thinking about it, I am. You should use a mushroom ticket
and then you can go around and spend more of your money.
I feel like you could have put it in front of me
but you didn't realize that.
Well, I thought you were gonna use your golden pipe.
Right?
Oh, yeah.
I thought you had to land on it.
You have to land on it, yeah.
Okay.
And also you're gonna use your golden pipe. Oh, it's not just if you pass it. Oh, that's great, okay. Oh no.
You can almost afford a soul.
Dude, Shane, you get to take someone's money, though. Oh, actually, pretty cool.
Oh, perfect, take Chance's money,
so he can't use the golden pipe.
What do you mean you get to take Trevor's?
Dude, actually, kind of smart.
No, please don't do that. Take Trevor's money so that he doesn't get another. I have no choice. I know I won't get that much.
Can you get a star?
Oh.
He can press really fast from all that gooning.
Ew.
Shane.
You're a ghost, Shane.
Go, go, get him, get him.
Oh, damn.
No, he's really good. Oh, still got 14. Still minus 14? That's bullshit. Okay, that actually is huge.
I filled up the bar.
I think it's like a percentage of your coins.
Filled up the bar with your semen.
That's disgusting.
Dude, that's so fucking gross.
All right.
Okay, I had a mini game.
Oh, I wanna play Pachinko.
Cut to everybody laughing and gooning and being like, stop, run, Sirasha. Dude, stop the wheel. What, stop the wheel, what?
What is even happening?
So like the lines, wherever there's an opening, the bar will follow that.
Great, I'll take that.
That was silly.
Nice, you got the double dice.
What a fun time that was.
That's awesome.
That was such a great time, guys.
All right.
Holy moly.
Whoa, that was crazy.
Better, better.
Oh no.
Oh shit.
Okay, but I'm glad I did what I did because now, you know.
Dude, dude.
I'm glad.
All right.
You know, but actually, because what I did.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
He can't afford a star next round. Glad I can help out a little bit.
Yeah, don't mind if I do a Sieve.
Yes! He can't afford it. So if he doesn't win the mini game, he can't afford another star.
Okay, so attack Trevor.
Okay, whatever.
I thought we were having a friendly game. What? What? I'm going to get it.
Y'all underestimated Rosalina the whole time. Y'all said, ooh, the lava gonna mess her up.
No, girl, the lava didn't mess me up.
I never said that.
I believe you.
Just be careful.
Yeah, be careful, man.
Be careful of what?
Be careful, I left a trap on that lylander, remember?
Yeah, yeah.
Did you? Where did it go? It's gone.
Why did it go?
Because you placed another trap.
It's actually on the space that the star's on, I believe.
Okay, so that means I got it.
That means I win. Does it steal a star or steal coins?
You got a star.
Both.
Guys, Rosalina has two.
So does Trevor.
Ooh, give me a star.
Rosalina and Trevor have two.
We're not acknowledging baby Bowser, that's just Trevor. No, that's not.
His name is Rodney.
Rodney.
Oh, come on.
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! That! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
This sucks!
That's crazy.
Oh, dude, you just found your money.
Thank you.
Ha ha, you have no money.
Oh, you have no money.
You have no money, you broke.
Oh, no!
Oh, I get the lucky, come on!
Warp, warp, warp.
No, I need more!
Wow! This is such a, dude, I don't like who we become when we play Mario Party.
It changes people. Oh, don't make me red, okay, good. I just wanna have fun with you guys.
Okay. So true.
We can't let Arasha get enough to get us another star.
Oh yeah. I already have enough. What? I took your 10 coins.
What do I do?
Oh no, it's button mashing. Trevor's gonna be really good because apparently he, you know.
Start!
Yeah, I think we know who I'm targeting.
Guys, why are you targeting me?
I just let you guys like all of you guys.
Hey, come on man.
Guys, get a Rasha.
Rasha's got so much. Dude, what the hell man?
Dude, grow up bro.
Grow up.
Six percent.
Whoa, I still got one.
No.
I was just following Trevor. Oh, 6%! Whoa, I still got one! No! Wow. Wow.
I was just following Trevor.
That's so funny.
That kind of is the strategy.
Oh, nice, I won finally!
Yay!
Two turns left.
Oh my gosh.
Trevor, do eyebrows.
Trevor, do eyebrows.
Me going online shopping, yeah, eyebrows.
Nice, I liked it.
That was really bad. I liked it. That was really bad.
I liked it.
Anyone? Thanks.
I liked it.
I got a chuckle out of Alexina.
Yeah.
I really did like it.
It's cause I'm winning.
Dude.
Oh my God, Mario?
Mario!
He's right in front of me.
He's like the Mickey Mouse of Nintendo.
You're so right. You think about it. I mean, you're not wrong. Okay, I gotta think about this for a second.
Dude, golden pipe.
You like have to.
It's just striking for a while.
You literally have no choice but to die.
I had a choice.
I have a choice.
The star's gonna land right in front of me.
I always have a choice. Remember, you always have a choice. All right, big money, big money, no whammies.
Here we go.
I want there to be an extra bad luck space for Rasha.
Why?
Because.
I wanted it to be incomplete.
He calls.
I wanted it to be incomplete.
That's so cool, you guys have two stars each.
Hey, Shane, you started off strong.
The face, the head down in the camera's so good. Listen, you got the glory at the camera is so good.
Listen, you got the glory at the beginning of this video.
For like a turn.
Oh, it's right there.
Who is that by?
No one.
I think that's by me.
By no one.
No.
Dude, I hope you get fireballs.
Make it positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive, positive,
positive, positive, positive, positive, positive.
Yay!
Tune out the haters.
Dude, you're literally only gonna get one now,
don't even matter.
He's back to doing the voice.
Okay, this is my chance.
I hope you get another trap, dude. That's been your thing.
Just what I need for the last two turns.
Honestly, kind of.
Okay, is it nearby?
18 plus.
18 plus?
Oh no, but the tide.
Oh, no, the tide's gone.
I just have no choice but to just ride,
you know what I mean?
Totally.
I love that.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hey, but you get coins.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy. But you get 10 coins for doing that. Isn't that awesome?
Wait.
10 whole coins.
Oh no, he's so sad.
To celebrate.
Look at the screen.
Oh no.
Yay.
He's so sad.
Shayne, it's okay.
Oh no.
Dude, someone punch him.
You're playing online and you just see this.
You just see like. You're okay, you're all right, you're okay. You see paramedics?
Then one of them like picks up the controller and keeps trying to say,
the star is right there!
It's the EMT.
Ooh. How far is the star away from you? I can't get it, I can't even get there anyways. It doesn't even matter.
Why?
It literally never mattered, it never mattered.
So we have to stop Trevor from winning. And we also have to stop Chance from winning. What do we have to stop him from winning? No, actually we don't have to stop Chance.
What?
We just have to stop Trevor.
I'm not even a threat to you.
No.
What the crap?
Get another ear, dude.
Dude, this is a bunch of bull crap.
Get rid of your golden pipe Oh. Yeah, just quit. I think chomp it to make it interesting.
Okay.
Oh, it's closer to Shane now.
Oh shit. Oh!
Oh my God, Shane could get a star.
Maybe you can do something for me.
Oh my God, he could get a star.
I didn't mean to.
Watch me lose 47 coins before my next turn.
Here's hoping.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. But losing. I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm losing.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
But then you got 10 points.
This has been the worst luck I've ever had.
And now I'm in first place.
It's because you tried to prank us.
I'm going to go buy a lottery ticket after this because I think my luck was so bad here Camera ready. Lightening battle. Whoa, it's a rave.
Oh boy.
Oh shite.
Oh my gosh.
It doesn't even
really matter that much, you know, if you think about it.
Oh what the
shit? A scout? I don't know how you guys are dodging all shit
guys Guys You said to come on I
Think we're in perfect rhythm
So you got to change it up?
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee
Think I just needed to not get laughs
You guys oh, how did that not get trapped?
All right, should we like take their controllers?
Oh. Not the direction.
Tickle them.
Okay.
I don't know why.
I think I could have just not done anything.
Yes.
I might get a star from that.
Not if I have anything to do with it. What? That's right. I know, done anything. Yes. I might get a star from that. Not if I have anything to do with it.
What?
That's right.
I know, tell me.
Check out what I've got.
I desperately need something.
Oh my God, are you gonna war box to him?
All right.
Take me to the star.
War baby, war baby, war baby, war baby.
Take me to the star. I think here's the other thing, Arasha. There are a lot of golden Goomba things around this island. So you could do the plus five and get all the coins and try to get enough coins to get second, or first place, actually.
No.
Just don't even worry about it.
Just help me out here.
Just don't even think about it, Arasha.
Wait, I need to see the board. I'm gonna get a freaking star. You're not gonna get a star, Trevor. Wait, it's not showing me the Goomba, is it?
No, it's not.
Trevor, how could you get a star?
Because I have a golden type and 22 gold.
You know what, we're gonna do what's more interesting.
Wow.
I literally am gonna get a star.
Take me.
Do it, do it, do it, do it. Oh, he took you to Wario. Why did it? Oh, shit.
Oh, no, no, he just need to want to say shit. You got a roll of seven or higher.
Yeah, do it.
Please, oh, please.
Don't take this from me, I was gonna go get it.
Please.
Don't listen to him.
Take it from him.
I just want to have one.
Come on, come on.
Oh, man.
Damn it.
I hate to see it. You're gonna land on a bad luck space too.
You're gonna get less coins than you had.
Is there anything in the game that would like push me forward?
That's what you get for trying to hurt Wario.
You can dual chance.
What?
I'm gonna go.
You can what?
It's time.
Wait, what? Actually, cool move.
No, wait, no, wait, no, wait, hold on.
This is how I take first place.
Straight up cool move.
I was literally helping you.
All of them, all of them, all of them.
Arasha! Yes, yes, yes.
Chance, you could win now.
I was helping you. Chance, you, hmm. This is so awesome.
What do I do?
Oh, I love this one. It's bowling?
It's bowling.
You guys let me bowl.
But there's bumps.
You only have one shot, mother fucker.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, look at those guys.
Any tips? He looks like you. Oh man. This is tough because I hate both of you. What?
Dude, what if neither of you win?
Oh, you guys pretty much pushed from the exact same spot. Oh.
Oh.
Oh. What? That is ridiculous. Oh, oh, oh, what?
That is ridiculous. That is absolutely ridiculous.
Oh no.
How did it hit from the back and it hit them all over? This is rigged. This is absolutely rigged. That is just, how did?
I would love an instant replay on that because that was.
Oh,
that was.
It was bullshit. That was.
That seemed.
Thank you.
Wow.
That sucked.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh no.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh.
The game fucked me enough, okay?
Dude.
Oh.
And another extra.
Okay, let's do 15. Let's get 15. Let's get 15.
Okay.
That's fine.
That's all right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, go get that star.
Go get that star, Shayne. Dude, I dare you to not use the custom block. Just, you. Just go.
Just gamble, man.
Wait, you gotta look at the board,
see where you wanna land.
I don't care.
Oh?
I'm going 10.
Yeah, do it.
Do it.
I'm doing it.
Cause you know what?
Bowser's face, Bowser's face, Bowser's face. And I land on an item space.
Oh, that's so useful on the last turn.
Shut up.
Hey, it's still anybody's game, you guys. It's all about the bonus stars.
Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Finally made my way back.
You really could win.
Yeah, you had a star so early on.
I can't believe it took me this long to get it.
You got one on like the second turn.
I know, it took me eight more turns.
Shane, there's a world where you and I could tie. We have the exact same amount of points.
No, no!
Nevermind.
Oh, told me.
All of them, all of them.
Do it all.
No, all of them.
No, do it all.
Do it all. Do it all.
Yeah, guys, this could be bad.
No, cause if you win and you get the bonus stars, you could win the whole game.
No, I don't get the, what are you talking about?
You could get two bonus stars.
She's right.
All right, Trevor's really good at this game.
I'm not, I've like lost every game today.
Okay.
Literally not even good.
I hope it's like a- I hope it's the fishing one that's like the reaction speed.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
This is perfect.
It's like a rematch of what you just did.
Exactly.
Slap each other.
Yeah.
Oh, come on guys.
I'm gonna do bad. Exactly. Remember pinball, you won pinball. I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
Look at Trevor's face in the circle.
No, put it back.
Oh my.
Yeah.
Distracted, I'm distracted.
Yeah, you got spanked, my guy.
Oh, you spanked yourself. Oh no, Shane, change, change.
Jersey's gotta watch their faces.
Oh!
Oh!
Be clean with it, you got it.
Trevor's pissed.
Trevor's pissed.
I'm sorry.
Man, you guys are so mean to Trevor.
Hey, Shane, look at how many coins you have.
Whoa.
Wait, Shane, you really could win.
The 69 bonus.
Wait, Shayne, you really could win. The 69 bonus. Wait, wait, I didn't realize that you literally took away his opportunity to get another star.
I didn't, I forgot about that too.
I forgot about that.
I'm not even gonna get Mario.
Oh no.
No, no, get Mario, get Mario.
I don't wanna get Mario, I'm just gonna warp somewhere.
Oh, he's passed.
Oh, no.
Guys, like.
All right, he's warping to the seams.
Wait, oh, I thought we were about to have to duel again. Oh, man.
You literally went up and then just fell back out of the box.
Hey, you got Mario, you got Mario. Well, actually, you just get the advantage because we still have to play for Mario.
Oh, you got five points.
I don't even want to do this.
Hey, yeah, you do.
Game's over.
It's bull crap.
Hey, come on now.
We're going over time now because it's a long ask.
I'm gonna butt love this one too.
Everybody hates this one.
You just jump on the leaves.
There's like five different games in this one.
Oh, we're about to play like a bunch of games, right?
Yeah.
Showed a game.
Yeah, this is gonna take us forever.
We got this, heard.
Okay, here we go.
Start.
Oh shit.
So uh...
What's going on?
Owies.
That is not a good one.
Shit, I'm so bad at this.
Spencer.
Tickle him.
No!
Yippee!
Damn, that last fall was crucial for me.
Sorry, I'm so bad.
Ooh, way to go.
Wait, did I, oh, I can't.
You literally won because of your bonuses.
No, I went the highest.
You got three and you started with three.
No, but I just get an extra three total points.
You shouldn't have fallen.
I can't even see how high the camera's perfectly blocking it.
Oh, I love this one.
Oh, this one?
These are like classics.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Oh and Mario also plays guys gang up on Trevor. Yeah
Oh, I wasn't I got It's okay, I don't really doesn't do anything bro thought we were playing don't win
Do get off me Mario. Oh, no.
What? 11.
I just remember I need to order lunch. Order lunch. Order lunch. Order lunch. Order lunch. Order lunch. Order lunch.
Order lunch.
Order lunch.
Order lunch. Left. What? Yeah, he's a little trickster, that one. I didn't know that he could do that.
I didn't know that was a thing.
I was gonna say that I just remembered that.
Mario, you stupid idiot.
Mario.
He just hits him in the face.
Dude, it's his own game.
Oh.
You fools, you fools.
We're prepared for the double fake.
Hey, good for you Trav.
I get Mario's a friend for no reason.
All right dude. Way to go.
You needed it, you needed that. Hey, maybe you'll get the bonus star for most allies. One. Yay.
Okay, Mario, can we get it? Let's go, give me two bull crap item spaces or whatever. Let's run around in our little circle.
Hey, check it out, you'll get to go to Boo twice. You can steal Shane's coins twice.
Yeah, I'm gonna steal Shane's coin.
You can get your comeuppance.
Oh, I wanna be at 69. Hmm.
That's so true.
Oh, yeah, that's the
smarter move now. Oh, I see.
Because I'm not a threat. That's fine.
Because I'm stupid. That's fine.
Okay, doing pretty good there. Oh, wow, wow, yeah, you got the max.
Yeah, I goon two. Oh, only 11. Got it.
I gooned two.
I gooned two.
I just remembered I goon as well.
That's my secret.
Do it again.
Yeah.
Okay, this time you could use your chain. You have to do a random. You can do random.
Get her, get her, get her.
Just do random. What? It's gonna be me. Oh, the guy with 10 coins.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah, I don't mind it. I wonder if it's a percentage,
because I think you might only get like three taken away.
I got a billion.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
Took all of them.
Took all your coins.
Or all of them.
That's tough.
Oh no. It's really tough.
Good work. I hope you lose to Arasha because of that. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh!
Wow, he got a lot of coins there the last bit.
Dude, wait, I got more coins than Arasha!
He did manage to fight back and get first place.
Well, it's about the bonus stars.
Okay, but now I have a chance.
You know what, if we both get one bonus star,
then I win because I have more coins. You're gonna get a boner star. Two. Whoa. Moving around.
Thanks.
Is there anything interesting on the board? No, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, you should go that way, to the left.
Let's circle it up, boys!
Wait, you should give me 10 coins again.
Yeah! Yes!
It's not a terrible move. You could receive 20 coins or 15.
Nice.
Hey, you got 15 coins.
Yay.
All right.
Nom nom nom, thanks for the coins.
That's what it comes down to. So if you win this Arasha.
You could win the game.
Oh, and of course you guys are all fighting me. So that's fun.
Doesn't even matter. Oh my God, I have to throw. Our rivals. And of course you guys are all fighting me, so that's fun
No, no cuz we'll get the same amount of coins regardless
Yeah, that's true Okay, cool. Dumb as hell game Oh
Shit
15 seconds the whole game Wow the big finale
Wait, I can just hang out here. You can't touch me
That was the dumb it Did ten me. That was the dumbest.
Nintendo, that's your dumbest game. Me after I lose a video game, that's the dumbest game ever, bro. That's the worst game I've ever played.
Yeah, that's about to be you, Trevor.
Okay, but if I lose, this is the dumbest game ever.
I need that sound bite. Yeah, that's about to be you, Trevor.
Yeah, that's about to be you, Trevor.
That's so funny. Let's look at the graph.
Let's look at the graph.
Look at this graph.
Oh, Shane.
Oh, no.
Oh, we get to relive it all. Replay. That was your fate when you lost.
That's so fun.
Wait, that's awesome.
Yes, my climb.
Shit.
Traveled the furthest.
Oh.
Woo! Oh no, no, it's going to come down to this. Oh, I don't know.
Wait, I think that's you guys.
Trevor just got first place.
This is the dumbest game ever.
I know those are the only bonuses. No.
I think I ended up getting four. This is the dumbest game ever. I need more bonus. No, those are the only bonuses. No. I think I ended up getting four. You're mean.
You're mean.
You're mean.
You're mean.
I'm done with sharing.
You're mean.
You're mean. You're mean.
Congratulations.
You're mean. Oh my God! Guys, this is like the Oscars. This is like the Oscars.
They announced the winner and we're down here.
All right, Trevor.
Yeah!
Arash, I think you ended up in fourth place. There it is. Congratulations to Trevor.
You've won.
Thank you.
And good job, everybody. Sorry, Arasha.
It's fine.
Sorry, Arasha.
It's fine, you didn't have to tell everybody that.
I still have nothing to say.
Let us know if you want us to play other Don't Win or, you know, video games. So we'll see you later, bye.
See you later, yeah. See you later, yeah.
We died.
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