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POV: Asking A British Person What They Do πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ˜‚ #comedyreels #funnyshorts #britishcomedy #ukcomedy

Bright Starz 21 views
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So, what do you do for a living, mate?Well, you know on an aeroplane...Wow, you're a pilot!What a cool job!I'm not a pilot, no.You know on an aeroplane the people who hand the stuff out to the passengers?

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Oh, you're an air steward.What's that like?No, I'm not an air steward, no.You know when they hand out those little headphones?Oh, you make those little headphones?No, no, no.

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You know the little plastic bag that the headphone comes in?You make the plastic bag?No, no.You know on the bag it's printed the word headphones?Oh, you print the word headphones onto the plastic bags?No.

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You know the font?You invented the font?No, but the man who invented the font has a son.And you are that son?

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No, that son owns a sports shop.You work in the sports shop?No, next door to the sports shop is a restaurant.Are you a waiter?No, I'm not.But on the menu there's a dessert called a Martin Moose.

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You're a chef?No, I went to school with Martin.And the guy who was the cleaner at that school was called Mr Howlett.Mr Howlett's got a horse.I am Mr Howlett's blacksmith.Thank you.

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