Quedamos como Payasas 🤡 | Las Alucines | 02x19

Hey, dude, we need something more hallucinating, right? I think so. Are we going crazy or what?

Hello!

Hello, hello!

How are you all at home? Again, another Monday. Hola! Hola, hola! ¿Cómo están todos ahí en casita? Nuevamente, otro lunes. ¿Un lunes más? Llenando tu hogar de alegría y sentimientos lindos. Como un atardecer... Calido.

Un atardecer en la interperie, con una linda frosada que cubra tu cuerpo desnudo mientras tus pezones se arisan y tiran leche. ¿Por qué? I'm a little frozen that covers your naked body while your people laugh and throw milk

Why?

What do you have with the people that throw milk? I don't know, it's a fascination I would like a lot like a war of lactating women of milk

Imagine the power and whoever has more pressure, wins. I feel like I would win.

You?

From the tits I have, dude. You see? Well, but according to me, even if you have a little, you can lactate a lot, right? Of course. It depends more on your genetics. If my sister had nothing, and no way, dude.

And the flower of what, dude? Don't talk about my breasts. and no mames, güey. ¿Y la flor de qué, güey? No hables de mis senos. Se le hizo así, no mames.

Bueno.

Bueno, no, pero lactó demasiado. Mi hermana tiene leche congelada, yo creo todavía.

¿Neta?

Donó.

Ay, qué bueno.

Mucha.

Hace cuenta que Flor, la mamá de México. La mamá de México. It's cool, right? But, welcome to another episode. An episode where everyone comes here to learn. Of course, because we are a reference point, we are an inspiration point, and we are a point of leadership. Exactly.

Leadership. We are a point of inflexion. Flexion. A point of inflexion to knowledge. You inflex to knowledge. Ah, ok. Of course, a point where you infion to knowledge you flex to knowledge ah ok a point where you flex to knowledge

ah I loved it me too of course, because girls I like a lot that we are educating the new generations that our hallucinatory environment is part of the pop culture applause of the pop culture. Applause! Woo! Woo! I said, yes, I'm getting pop. And I loved that term. I remember he told me who did it, but I don't remember who it was. And now every time I send him a message, I tell him, but I gave you pop, right?

I gave you pop. Do you think we're giving pop? We give pop.

I feel like every day I wake up and say, today I have to serve pop.

Today is pop day. Exactly. I love it. It sounds like, like, ay, you gave me pop. I love it. I think we should start applying it, guys.

Yes.

And we have to say that we invented it.

It depends on who invented it, I don't want arguments.

Ay, we're the majority. The majority of the producers? Me and you, sickos, we're going to pop. What's wrong? Half pop. I'm sick already, we're going to poop! What's wrong? Well, half-pop. Yes, half-pop. So, how are you, Kisito?

I feel great. I just gave a sorbonne a drink, so yes, erupto. Is it with P or with C?

Erupto, erupto.

With C, right? Erupto.

Erupto, erupto.

Oh, you just switched me. I'm a very disruptive person. Yes? Very. I'm more disruptive than annoying.

And you?

Me too.

Yes, right?

I rarely... I'm going to throw up. Me too, I swear. But, you know why? Anyone would think I'm super annoying because of my way of being, but it's not true. I would never have thought that.

They've always told me that.

Really?

They think I'm that kind of girl that... Ah! No, no, I don't fart. Juan really does.

Juan, you don't fart.

Yeah.

I feel that because I suffer from so much colitis, it's very easy for me to erupt. Go ahead. But yes, the other thing, almost never. The other thing, say it, fart.

No.

Oh, pedo. No. Ay, que ridicula. No. I get anxious. I feel like I was scolded a lot as a kid, which I don't do as an adult because I remember the scoldings. They hit me, they scolded me, they tied me up, they strangled me. I told them in an episode.

It's not true.

And I...

No.

I swear. No, I mean, there were very specific scoldings. Because I remember that there were certain shows that they wouldn't let me see. That now, as an adult, I've tried to see them and I feel like, like, dude, no, why am I seeing this? Did the Simpsons let you see them?

No, neither did I.

But I feel like there was a conspiracy because they read the future and I feel like the parents didn't want us to find out. Yes. Or because they were lepers, all of a sudden. What really bothered my dad was that his kids were very rude to... Bart was very rude. With Homero and stuff.

So I think my dad was like, this is going to get out of hand. No, dude, my mom was watching me and she was like, there's no way. I mean, really? I'll give you a comment. I was like, what are you doing? But it's so nice to be here with you guys, kids.

It's so nice to be in your lives. And it's so nice that we already talked about lactation, about pussies. What else? About the Simpsons? About the Simpsons. What's next? What's next? Anus? How are you today? I'm good, I have my perfect anus.

I wanted to get into the conversation. To give that touch. The theme we were missing. Uh-huh. I swear it's happened. But I'm happy to have a new beginning, a new Monday with the Alusines. Your new lifestyle.

And you know it.

Perfectly.

Exactly.

We haven't said it in a long time. We say it almost always in the shows. Not here. Here we are very modern. Here we are innovating. No, here we are doing asterisks.

Yes, doing different things. The traditional things of the post, so... is Yeah, I can say that. And I'm like, yes. Cool. So, my team has betrayed me. Yeah, if they told you. Let me tell you that Pablito told me that my cat is fat. And it's supposed that from other people's bodies,

we don't talk. He told me, hey, can I come to your house because I need wifi? And I said, yes, perfect. I opened the doors of my house. Yes. I We I'm like, no! No! No! No! No!

No! No!

No!

No! No! No! No! No! I said, Pablo, of course, you go out to eat, maybe you could... Pay attention, Pablo. Maybe. Maybe and...

If your dad didn't work so hard and your cat starts doing poetry. Yes. Because when my dad left, he was...

Because my dad is your best toy, you know? Big events were seen in the last episode.

Yes.

Until now, they haven't smoked me, they will, because hallucinations protect us.

Yes.

Hallucinations are my protector. Do you agree that they are our protectors?

What did you tell me the other day?

What?

Your things, my things, or what was it?

Ah, yours is yours, mine is mine.

Ah.

Yours is yours, mine is mine. Yours is yours, mine is mine. There it is. Ah. Lo tuyo es tuyo, lo mío es mío. Lo tuyo es tuyo, lo mío es mío. Ajá.

Ahí está.

Y hágale como quieras.

Y sácate la roña. Bueno.

Nadie me está funando, güey.

Yo ando ya peleando. Pero bueno, chicos, bienvenidos a un episodio más donde encontrarás risas, diversión, amor, consejos, historias. stories, what else can you find in the halls, my dear little cheese? Sure, you can find tricks, you can find shortcuts, you can find little dynamics, it can be too. Of course! And why not? You will find yourself too, because every story connects with you. Because everything that starts in you, ends in you. Sure, because you are me and I am you. conecta contigo porque todo lo que inicia en ti termina en ti claro, porque tú eres yo

y yo soy tú si estás en el tráfico

cuando estés apuntando a alguien ve primero cuantos dedos apuntan

eso!

¿has visto eso? siempre me da risa

en la iglesia me lo decían mucho que cuando apuntes a alguien primero ve estos tres dedos que te están apuntando a ti o algo así ¿cómo vas? three fingers pointing at you or something like that. Yes. And I'm like, oh, man, what if I do this? What if I do this?

You.

You.

Of course.

I don't get it.

Because... The one who hides the hand. It's weirder.

Yes.

The one who hides the hand, what?

The one who throws the first stone?

No.

The one who throws the first line. You'll learn that and more here. Sayings and sayings. And we'll finish with onomatopoeias. That's it. Today's topic is... Fables of Mexico!

Fables... With Moralejas. Yes, oh, Fables and Moralejas. If you're listening to us from the traffic, Con moraleja. Fábulas y moralejas. Si nos estás escuchando desde el tráfico, ten cuidado y visualiza tu retrovisor.

Y somos nosotras, imagínate.

No mames, wey.

Hoy vamos a contar la de la tortuga y el conejo. Me encanta.

Iniciemos.

Bueno, había una vez una linda tortuga que caminaba por el bosque. What did we do? Well, there was once a pretty turtle that walked through the forest but in a slow but precise way slow but precise slow but precise and suddenly, she eats it!

Ay, Chema, we love to go about the intros of the Alusines. I know. At the end of the day, I think that part of this podcast's habit is to make you desperate.

You get desperate, man.

Because today we're going to talk about traditions. Today we're going to talk about onomatopoeias. Imagine if we were a super boring podcast, man.

Well, it would be educational. Maybe little kids would listen to us. It would be educational.

Boring.

Ay, yeah!

But, well, what do you think of our intros? Do you think we should cut them? No, I'm going to tell you something. I feel like before we did...

How long have we been doing this?

10 minutes!

10 minutes! And it's not like... Start already! Start what? This is the podcast. What do I do? I mean, start what? Start! You already went to buy some boneless and a soda, wey. Yes, yes, yes.

You're going to spend the time here.

Yes, we're here with Torgando! You already made the decision to make some tostilocos.

Now!

Now!

Now! Is the time I can see can disagree and I think he But I can't start a second time and can't I reckon he media una cancion de circo

Yeah Now I'm going to say it You see why they are telling you

That's why they are telling me Well, you already put it in front of me I would love to

We had a bad time Tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin tintin is I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. El día de hoy chavos es nada más y nada menos que ¡Quedamos como payasas!

¡Ehhh!

¡Ehhh! ¿Qué hubieras hecho?

¿Qué hubieras...

¡Qué me las ha pasado!

¿Qué hubieras hecho que entrábamos en un bochito así chiquito y salíamos las dos? ¡Uy! Me encantaría. Hay que hacer un... ¿Qué damos como payasas segunda parte para disfrazarnos? I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

I'm going to know what does the iconic, emblematic, correct, masterful, correct, unmatched, that if you ask about the true and official meaning of, we are gonna go with the official meaning of Quedamos como payasas.

Muy bien.

Eso. Payasa.

Payasa. Fuerza. Fuerza, México.

Fuerza.

Muy bien.

Quedamos como payasas.

Es que esto tenemos que definirlo bien, güey,

porque podría ser muy parecido a ridículas. No. esto tenemos que definirlo bien, güey, porque podría ser muy parecido a ridículas.

No.

Entonces hay que definirlo.

Hay que definirlo. Quedamos como payasas. Que al final no es como que nosotros lo vamos a definir, porque eso ya está escrito. Sí, porque lo hice con tiempo. Está escrito desde...

Mucho tiempo. Desde antes de tu nacimiento tú lo escribiste. Desde aquí. Claro. Porque acuérdense que nosotros somos la ayahuasca. Claro, claro, claro. Nosotros somos el principio y el final.

Somos la respuesta y la pregunta

de la existencia humana. Exacto. Y Maylin. Exacto.

Maylin, amén.

Uriéndonos locas, güey. I'm gonna go back to Mexico. I'm gonna go back to Mexico. I'm gonna go back to Mexico.

I'm gonna go back to Mexico.

I'm gonna go back to Mexico.

I'm gonna go back to Mexico. I'm gonna go back to Mexico. I think that's the role of hallucinations, that everything is possible, that everything is good, that everything they want is possible, that everything they say is true, that everything is decreed, that everything in this path has been perfect. But, they haven't seen our faces. And above all, we haven't told everything.

Exactly.

Oh no, man. But, effectively, as you said, it's when someone makes fun of you, but not in a mocking way, which can be a mocking way, not in a mocking way.

Not in bullying.

Ha, ha, ha, no. It's more like, stupid. You believed, man. You believed, asshole. And many times it's, many times it's on purpose,

and many times it's not. Many times it's life, oh, man, what the hell? Get off the bench a little bit. Because you're getting dizzy. You're getting dizzy. This is a little bit of reality. You're not doing anything wrong, honey. Because it was good.

Exactly.

You're getting up.

Look, here.

Where would you start? I'm going to close my socks and point. Where would you start? Because we have two emblematic experiences of the Alusines, of which as a team we laugh at each other every now and then because those are the moments where we've been humiliated the most.

Without knowing that we were being humiliated.

It was more the internal humiliation.

Yes, yes. Which would you do first? The first one or the second one?

Well... ¿Cuál harías primero? ¿La 1 o la 2? Bueno...

Sí quedó claro lo del que hagamos como payasas, de que mi mamá lo va a entender perfecto, ¿verdad? Yo pienso en las señoras. Sí, o sea, de momentos en donde ha pasado algo que...

creías que sí se iba a dar...

Cuando te vieron la cara. Sí, me viste la cara. Sí, me viste la cara. Así. Ay, chamacos, pues mira, ¿por dónde empezamos, quesito? ¿Quieres empezar tú o yo? Tú digo uno, yo digo otro. Pues es que este capítulo lo estamos llevando hacia las alucines, obviamente a lo mejor ahorita salen experiencias personales.

Sí.

Pero esta fue primero. Nosotras volamos a una ciudad, no voy a decir a dónde, a unos premios, no voy a decir cuáles, ¿ok? I'm not going to say which ones, ok? Some awards, listen, where... It was the first time that MyLynne started working on the Hallucines. Do you remember? Yes. So, there was the Abichuki, MyLynne, Lupita, and me.

So, we were very excited and when we went to the social media of these awards, obviously we saw each other on a normal flight, it's ok when we go on the social media of the awards we see that some people were flown on the plane of the awards on a private plane

on a private plane and we said, no way, that's cool

sure surely, I know we are hallucinators but we are also humble people we said, well, they must have flown very big people

important, of course

that's how it is. And in that comes the bichuki and tells us, Hey, the brand just told me that we don't have the return flights yet because they will return them on the private plane. And what about us? It's the life I deserve.

Sure.

Clearly. How good that this confusion was solved, that I flew you on a commercial flight It's so good that we won Yes, because we won So the least for the winners We still thought, we said, of course

They're going to send us back on the private jet Because we won the prizes It's like a little detail So we were all very lucid The four of us were very lucid This is very embarrassing for me

Everyone is going to tell their experience With their respective partner I'm going to get you guys to Toluca, because Arturo is going to a private jet. And I'm like, let's see, asshole, let's see, to Mexico City.

If you don't know, don't go.

Don't go!

We'll find out. We'll ask for a driver.

We don't even have a driver. And I'm like, we'll ask for a driver. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Arturo, Arturo, what's up? What are you doing here? He wants us to go to Toluca.

Duh. Obviously, the prizes have the ability of his private jet to arrive at Benito Juarez.

He has his own space.

Of course, he has his own hangar.

Of course. Well, that was my experience. You, answer Juan or not, right? Of course, yes, yes, yes. But it's worth clarifying that we were told about a private plane and then they still told us. When we were in line, they told us, girls, for the plane you're going to travel on,

you have to go through their ticket. It wasn't a normal ticket, remember? Ah, but you're getting ahead of yourself. First when we knew. And right now we're telling you that experience that Diana was adding. We were like, wait, I want you to take pictures of me. We had a plan, we had a plan.

And we said, of course, obviously. And you told me, Juan, what time are you going to arrive? And I don't know how muchviene Arturo por ustedes? ¿O cuál es el plan? Y qué no sé qué tanto. Y yo, ay, Juan, Juan, Juan.

¿Cómo te falta mundo, Juan? No sabes con quién estás hablando, ¿verdad?

No, de que yo...

Amor, obvio no. Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan, Juan was like, what? But I don't understand what you're talking about. Tell me. Nothing, X. Something normal. What? We're going on a private jet. X, that's ridiculous. A private jet? A plane that the brand was giving us

because we're hallucinogens. And why did we win? You're going on a private jet in the rain? Of course. And the worst part, Xamocos, de que obvio, claro, y lo peor de todo, Chema, es que esto para nosotros, o sea, nosotros sí somos alucines de verdad, porque esto, cuando nos lo ofrecen, nos suena lógico.

De que obvio. Obvio. Obvio.

Obvio que merecemos un avión privado. Y sabes que me da mucha risa, que el esposo de la bichuqui ha volado en avión privado también. De hecho ese día el voló en avión privado. El voló en avión privado, sí es cierto. Y todavía Pachi también le decía a Victoria, es que no es así como ustedes están diciendo. De que cómo que va a ser el Benito Juárez, algo así, ¿verdad? Ajá, y el Pachi de que, Vicky no. Y los dos, pobres pendejos. Y Victoria de que, amor, I was like, what? Honey, are you serious? Wait a minute. Ignorant.

And Pachi literally said, Honey, I'm getting on a private jet and I know we're going to land at this airport. It's not the... You know what? I'm going to call you. We're not here to talk to idiots, right girls?

So when I chose Juan, I was very excited. I was like, what? And he was worried because, like the Spanish would say, Mexico, crazy. I mean, no way, that plane is from... I'll put it up. But if it's from the brand, I mean, if you checked that, I was like, of course.

Apart from a really cool plane that is all branded by the brand. So I told Juan, and now our experience continues. We arrived at the airport and they pass us a a random airline show. It's literally a show. And I said, obviously, because it's a private jet, it's a different process.

We're all stupid, you know? And we were all going as influencers. We were all going in a ball and we were like, obviously, because everyone was told that we were going to be on a private jet. Of course, Aaron Mercury was going that they were going to take us on a private plane. Of course, there goes Aaron Mercury. Greetings, Aaron.

With his mommy.

Yes, his beloved mommy.

We were all going, Melissa was going, dude. I mean, we were a bunch, and we went to the counter and they gave us a ticket like you went to buy some chips. Literally, like that.

And I was like, of course. to and they show us the normal checkup of everything and I was like, is it? I mean, I don't know and for this, Arturo was telling me hey, what's up? Did you do the private jet thing? Obviously!

I was even more stressed because he was like why are you questioning me? Why?

I'm telling you we're already at the airport Joel was telling me, send me a picture send me a picture and I was like, honey, send me a picture. Send me a picture. And I was like, let's take the opportunity to record a super cool video of us going up and down. We're super happy.

Then he sent me the videos. Yes, send me a picture. And I was like, you already went up, send me a picture. And we went to the room. For this, listen. They send us an boarding room, put it at 20.

Next to all airlines and everything. That's weird!

That's weird.

And we all started like, hey, you were told that too, and we were like, yeah. But it was like that, right? Like, obviously none of us had left it like that, dude. So we started like that, and suddenly you start to see how the rooms start to empty. And there's just random people I mean, random people is not even the ball of the prizes

It's like an old couple It was like a group of old people who were traveling Like a group, because they were all old people with their travel hats You know? Like everyone in the same underwear And I said, damn dude, I mean It's not a... It's a jet think, because it's a lot of people.

But, dude. But I also said, how random that the awards are sending us with a group

of retirees, dude.

A man was carrying a chicken.

I mean.

And we were like,

how weird, right? But I said, private planes allow Claro, porque ese avión... ¡Privado! ¡Obvio! Claro. De repente tardamos como dos horas en abordar, ¿verdad? No llegaba el avión, se hizo un desmadre, y todos estábamos así que, claro, obvio, obvio.

Eso es lo que más me da cringe, güey.

¿Fue ese último momento? Sí, que literal nunca esperó nada y nos decepcionaron de una manera que digo, qué foreign foreign foreign I have a little school or is that easy people's way so I can get a parisian to a policy

that I feel

like a little way to the field or say I I mean, I still dare to tell you, I think that when we get to the end, they'll separate us.

And what do you think? We are our own way.

Obviously.

Maybe here you have to board, but that's it. They'll separate us. They'll go to one side and we'll go to the other. Until the moment of the line, we'll wait. With the security that... But I'm going to say something.

Inside of, they saw us as clowns, it's that the brand also got spoiled, because until the last moment they said it was a private plane. Literally, I mean, what need did it have to say that? Well, we got on the plane, the plane smelled like pee, I mean, because it was a very, very, very old plane that I think I don't know. It was loaded.

Well, I don't know if it was loaded. foreign Wait, the seats? No man! And literally, she realizes that... Imagine, this is the way I can describe it. Imagine when they make these novels where they use fake planes and where they separate the overloads, it says the name of the airline. But it looks like they do it in novels, like they do it with Fomi. That's how the name of the airline looked. I said, this mother is going to fall.

I mean, it looked like the name of the airline... Like Aerostar. I said, this shit is going to fall, dude. I mean, it looked like the name of the airline... AeroStar! AeroStar, like that, pay attention. With a letter like that, on the side, AeroStar. With speed.

Like with wood, like ceiling. You know, they cut it and stick it like that, and the airplane was dressed in the Second World War, dude. I said, what?

How?

Where are we, dude? ¿Cómo? ¿Dónde estamos güey? Y no por hacerle el feo al avión, se los juro. No, sino porque nos llevaron en este viaje de faramalla. No, ¿de qué dijimos? O sea, todavía entramos y dijimos, güey, ¿esto es un avión privado? Es que, todavía nosotras, de que claro, pues a lo mejor esto es. A, a lo mejor esto es un avión privado. Of course! No way! And not because the airline was ugly, but because it was like... It was ugly, it was ugly.

Yes, it was ugly, but it was more like the sense that everything seemed like it was assembled. Yes, dude! I said that, dude, they hired some models to say that they are superiors, they assembled this fake plane and it really is not a plane.

I mean, it really looked fake, dude.

Yes, dude, I said, where is the camera? I want to see the hidden camera. I feel like this is a joke. A joke from the Elevento team. It's a video.

I felt like I was going to open the window of the plane

and there was going to be a lot of producers.

So I was like, ha ha ha! Wow, guys!

This is for the Elevento intro. Blah, blah, blah. Aja. Aja. Y de repente, oigan, estamos así de que los influencers y entre todos nos dijimos de que una última vez, oigan, pero si nos dijeron que un avión privado, ¿verdad? Y yo de que, ¿esto es un avión privado? Yo si he viajado en un avión, bueno, en un avión, neta, pero dije, todavía nos cuestionamos I mean, the old people from the old people club are our friends?

Are they my uncles?

It was really weird. I mean, are the old people private? And you know why they saw us as clowns? Because in the end we always fly on a normal plane, you know? I'm not saying that. Until now.

Tomorrow we will buy a plane. But, the strong thing was that they took us to this experience and obviously we in Alucines said that, obviously, obviously, and we started telling everyone, how ridiculous. I told my dad that I was going to fly in a private plane, to what has led me to my job, how you are proud of your daughter, and my dad, of course, I told my dad, and now he knows that I don't fly in a private plane, because I didn't know how to tell him. Uncle, it was a chicken plane. Claro, pachurra. Yo mi papá sabe enterar que no volé en avión privado. Porque no supe cómo decirle, güey.

Tío, era un avión gallinero. Y vaya que sí, iba una gallina con un señor. Pero yo lo que quiero saber, porque nunca preguntamos por qué la marca nos mintió así, güey. Nunca preguntamos, ¿verdad? ¿Y qué dijeron?

¿Qué dijeron? the production team and the brand because they were inside the agency and the brand told them that and they found out

that it wasn't a private plane

the brand came in with us the agency I feel like they took the plane and didn't know what to do and that's why they sent us to what they found because remember they were solving the tickets and they didn't want to give us an answer. And then we saw a content of someone who was on the plane.

Yes, there were people who did return on that plane. I feel that was it, that in the end it was like, we sent these people and they didn't find a flight other than on that airline that was very weird. But better tell us in the... But I would have accepted at the airport that they would have said, girls, it's not possible because we made bad calculations and you're going to go on a plane. Oh, well, perfect.

Of course!

But it was the...

But it wasn't until the last moment!

No, it was the... It was the clowning of literally being on the plane, like...

mounted and saying, maybe this is... Dude, and you know what I feel like? How do you see it? ¿Cómo ves? Pues yo no lo veo tan privado. ¿Y tú? Siento que no es verdad. ¡Todavía no es cuestión! Wey, yo siento que esto no es privado. No, la verdad, no, wey. Huele a miedos. O sea, y luego me dio mucha risa llegar y que nos recogiera Arturo y tener que decirle la verdad, wey.

Y Arturo de verdad me dijo, casi, es, that's why I... But you, until the last moment, you didn't say, it wasn't a private plane, no, no, no. She kept going, I'm going there,

and we got to the car and she said, how did it go with the private plane? I know it's a joke, but it's an experience that you say, oh, man.

But remember that he questioned you, how in that room, where am I going to pick you up? in experience Yeah, they can't they will stop on the ceiling. So you see me in canto man can't offer you well We have a lot of aroma. We want to see what it does. I need to go a little bit of a Thing to run No, we're not like I'm We were like, oh my god! They saw us. The clown face. They saw us. That's really seeing the clown face.

And I feel like we were self-conscious about being hallucinating. Because if we had seen it, we wouldn't have done all the fuss we did.

You know?

Of course. We made more people see our clown face for opening their mouth. For hallucinating. For hallucinations. Of course. Thank you, life.

We said, I deserve it. I deserve it and the world has to know it. What's wrong with us? I even told them, if you superpass me, I'll take a picture of you.

Of you getting on the plane.

Oh no!

Ridiculous. This is when we are ridiculous. Yes, but here they saw our faces. Oh! I thought, but surely... I think it's not private, dude. I mean, look at the people. Yes, it's true. I think... Because the plane was huge.

It was giant.

It was giant, dude. I mean, like, a lot of seats, a lot of seats. Dude, it had like thousands of ashtrays everywhere.

It was a very old plane. Very old.

I realize when a plane is old when there are ashtrays still. Uh-huh. foreign foreign I'm going to tell you something, we believe in ourselves so much talk about some quantities that we've seen in our lives. No way! And we still said, obviously. Of course! We said, these are quantities that we handle

whenever we were businesswomen. We would say, that's why we are so famous. I don't think we've ever seen that amount of money in our lives. And we said, obviously. It's obvious. We deserve that and more. Do you want to open this topic of discussion?

I open this beautiful topic. Well, it all started when we were in a photo shoot. Unforgettable. We were taking photos for a magazine, whatever you want. Suddenly, ring, ring, ring. The sound of the phone.

No, first it was a message. It was Mauricio. And he tells us, girls, can I talk to you? Mauricio is the manager of las Alucines ok? chicas, puedo hablar con ustedes? es importante. Tienen tiempo? no les robo

ni 15 minutos. Claro! y de que guey, pues es importante que nada si, listo eh, están solas? y nos manda les voy a mandar un deal life changing

y así como estamos hablando, Mau te queremos mucho, Mau es así life changing. Sobrio pero Lululemon Que te habla asi De que todo negro, lo que tu quieras me ves sencillo pero Lululemon Echale cuenta Relojito Cartier, me esta contando los pasos Tenisito wey

Y se da la vueltita aca de que checa esto Entonces nos manda ese mensaje No les robo ni 15 minutos y nos pone Super escucho su voz wey Les tengo un deal life changing is And we were just about to start an interview. Here at the interview point, well, I won't take 10 minutes from you.

Wait, are you sitting?

Yes.

Are you sitting? Because there you go. There you go, there you go. But you're alone, right? Because if I take care of this, look, let it be private. Because it's coming, it's coming hard. And suddenly, I don't know what to ask suddenly I don't know what to ask

and I don't know what I just closed a deal they already sent me the contract that's why I'm telling you because I already have the contract

did you check it legally?

it's already legal it's impressive I'm going to send you the emails right now everything I've never seen a proposal like this I'm also like

but I do believe it because I already saw the contract. And he said, there is a company that wants the license of the audio of their podcast to broadcast it in the United States and they can put the advertising in it. So it's giving them the rights so they can use the audio in the United States and they can put the advertising. And we said,

well, super good, dude, because in the end, we don't have to do anything. I mean, it's the episodes already recorded. Still, dude, I told Mau, Mau, it just has to be more than what we could get if we did it on our own. Let's see, Micas. Here we go.

I'm telling you.

It's a life-changing deal, man.

So Mau tells us that...

What a shame, man.

Here we go.

Let's say it at the same time. Because it's a proposal of... One, two, three.

50 million pesos! 50 MILLION PESOS! Wooo! Laughter

Woo!

And Lupita and I saw each other and...

Of course. Of course?

Of course. In our life, I promise you, I promise you, don't let me lie, we've never managed that level of money. We've never seen it. I can't even... My head can't even dimension

what 50 million pesos are. And at that moment we said,

Sure. This is the life I deserve. We never said, what? I don't believe you. There's no way, how do you believe? There's no way. No, we said, what?

50 million balls. Oh, how you see it. And we said, what? Yes or no, I told you. I'm gonna miss you know, let's be here Increble no see she can't get them in control. Yeah, no, this is Tomo's a quarter can almost I see can over that No, man, man, no, oh, you know my chest Colgamos, it's Baba Baba. No, no, I'm a master

Give us your okay. Bye. Bye. Oh, yeah No, Sarah Samo, no, so gonna say hung up and he wrote us back We hugged, we wanted to cry I don't know if you can believe it I mean, because I mean, that amount of money

Dude

Tell them what we did What did we do? We went to look for it Wait a second We hugged and started crying

We said 25, 25-25, dude.

Let's go.

We have to respect life. Exactly. We gave the interview.

In a euphoria, we were answering the interview.

We are the best in the world!

No, it's that I hallucinated.

I feel like no one understood. It seemed like we didn't know if we were going to get a pass. Sure, and then imagine the people around us, and they were like... And we were like... And people were passing by. And I was like... And we were like... We are millionaires.

I just became a millionaire in this second. I'm a millionaire right now. What were your hopes back then? That I would turn one year old. You would turn one year old. I was like 8 months old.

No, literally. And mean, imagine that. And besides, I repeat, that amount of money, you're like, dude, it's not going to happen. We said it! Well, we're on the way to the magazine. 25 million pesos.

Dude!

And no one, neither of us said, dude, we have to sit down because this sounds great for what it is. Yes, like for an audio... Of a job we already did, we don't have to do anything. Yes, give us the license for this so we can put commercials.

Well, we go in the car back to our humble homes, listen, like this, and we start to see houses,

of neighbors. But we have to live together, right? Yes, obviously. de vecinas. Wey, pero de que vivir juntas, no? Así cerca, sí, obvio. Y nosotras, ¿de qué?

Pues esta cuesta 15 millones, wey.

Wey, pagarla en efectivo, ¿no? Pero pagarla, sí, hay que liquidarla. Íbamos literal en el Uber viendo casas, wey. De millonarias, wey. Casas, no, no. You're going to give me 25 million pesos. I'm going to get mad at you.

No, no, no. 15 million pesos. What did you say? That's cool. I don't like the stairs.

Well, it's 12.

We'll see more later.

Now, this is what I want you to understand. Why we're hallucinators. I'm going to tell you first, I got with Arturo. Yes. I got with Arturo and I told him, Arturo, no way! And Arturo is like this on the table, I still got mad at him, dude. I mean, I said the most absurd thing. Because when I'm with him, I told him this situation

that 50 million pesos and all that. Besides, this gives me a lot of fear. Mau was remodeling the agency's offices. It's true. and he says, I told you to go to the mini splits, you bastard. Fuck your mother!

How not?

It's the biggest deal I've ever closed in my fucking life. You think I'm going to measure myself in the mini splits? No, you're a real bitch. You're a real bitch. We were all in a lucidance. So I tell Arturo and he tells me, and he says,

first of all, if they're offering you that amount of money, it's because you can make more. I think they're trying to see your face. And you, what? No, no, no.

I was like, Arturo, I dropped the 20 from the 50 million. Then I said, Arturo, we can't say no to this. When in my life am I going to see that amount of money again? Let's negotiate. And Arturo told me, I feel like you're getting ahead of yourselves.

And that you should sit down, I mean, you're getting ahead of yourselves. Because I don't know that word. And you should sit down and meditate. I'm not going to say it again. I'm not going to say it again. I'm not going to say it again. I'm not going to say it again. I'm not going to say it again. I'm not going to say it again. I'm not going to say it again. I'm not going to say it again.

I'm not going ask Lucy. Please. Best podcast in the world. How did you get with Juan? I was like, sit down, I have something to tell you. I was like, what happened? I was like, love, love, love. Do you remember when we were poor?

No, it's not true. I was like, what do you think, Juan? We just got divorced. We can't lose the floor, Juan. Yes, ¿qué crees Juan? O sea, nos acaban de ofrecer... Dijo que no podemos perder el piso, Juan. Sí, sí, que nos va a subir a... Ok, gordo. Y le dije, o sea, Mauno se acaba de hablar hoy.

Una empresa quiere comprar nuestro audio del podcast. Y Juan de que, vale, pues eso normal, ¿no? Cualquier empresa quisiera. I would like to! And he said, no, but he wants the license. And I said, no, no, no, for the recorded episodes, no. No, no, no, there's no money to pay for that. No, yes, they are offering us 50 million pesos. And Juan turned around and said,

fuck, ok, well, very good, but 50 million pesos for giving a company the license? Fuck, girl, I think they're taking advantage of it. They're taking advantage of the fact that they're new, that they don't have experience, that, well, damn, that in the end they've hit this boom and everything,

but giving a license? I do, for the episodes already recorded. No, I don't think so. No, no, no, I think this, MAU should first talk about it to see if there's a way, a strategy, or for Mau to do it. Because I feel like it's easy for them to get 30 or 40% more.

And I'm like, do you believe in love? I'm still believing in it. Do you believe in love? And he's like, of course. Of course I do. And I'm like, it's done really well for me, 50 million, really. Well, okay. Wait! We are a producer, dude. We made our own... I don't know. Empire of productions.

No way. We are Disney. You know? Of course, they buy you 50 million pesos. Of course, because we have a series, and we have franchises, and we have... These are our...

This is what we have. What you see here. This you see here, and this is not even ours, it's rented.

It's our property.

For example, we rent the microphones to Homeless. And we get 50 million pesos. And I was still with Juan, that you believe in love, and that of course, love. I mean, if we are offering them 50 million, it's because how much are they going to get? I mean, make numbers. Obviously, at least they have to make 40% more so that it's useful for them. So why not invest in the market in the United States?

And me, of course.

And the other day we saw each other, Lupita, and I told her, Hey, Arturo told me that.

And Lupita tells me, Juan, my son, the same, dude. way way way

way

way way way way Wait, wait. Ay, no was like... Bye, I mean, it's like... Imagine if a whole month... Imagine if you visualize it, close your eyes and visualize a whole month believing

that in two months they're going to pay you 50 million pesos. 25 million pesos. 25 million pesos for you. I mean, that's like every day you have to be happy. Yes, I mean, it was a joy.

I used to spend it looking at houses. Because at the end of the day, I feel like we're from the generation that it's very difficult for us to buy a house. So, out of nowhere you tell me, are you going to be able to buy a house? For me it was like, no way, dude.

You gave me the best dream I could have. Can you explain? So, for this, we had to fly to Austin to some awards. And Mau says, well, I have to go with you because I'm going to see the owner of this thing. And I'm going to talk there, but we already reviewed the contract. I still think Mau sent us the contract, dude. And there it said.

Literally, it said the amount. It was 3 million dollars. That's what the amount said. And they still sent us the emails where Marce, part of the team, says that,

hello, just to confirm the data, I don't know what, I don't know what, the contract is closing at 3 million dollars. And the email says, yes, Marce, the contract,

you know. So, we saw the emails, we saw the contract. No, we're talking about if the company is sending back contracts, legally, from this side of the hallucinators, our lawyers are reviewing it. Yes, our team of lawyers.

Our team of lawyers, the hallucinatory office, they reviewed it, you hear? Mau still said, I'm going to make our office in the United States review it. Mexico and the United States. Our American lawyers. USA I was like, what the fuck? And everyone was wearing jeans and sneakers. And we were all dressed up.

And Mau was in a suit. So we got to the awards and Mau said, I'm going to leave you guys here, you can stay with Marce. I'm going to talk to this guy. And we saw Mau the whole time talking to the guy. And they were laughing. And I was like, oh yeah, that's cool. all the event talking to the guy all the event and they laughed

and oh yeah, that's awesome in that, I think we never said but they had to know they are the only awards we have lost oh yeah? they are the only awards we have lost

so they announce and obviously we were competing against monsters from the United States that the content in English sells a lot more than the one that only speaks Spanish because a lot more people speak English compitiendo contra monstruos de Estados Unidos que pues el contenido en inglés vende muchísimo más que el que sólo habla español porque mucha más gente habla inglés. Y ojo ahí sí nos dijeron, yo no pero me dijeron literal de que no manches los pusieron a competir con el Cristiano Ronaldo de YouTube aquí en Estados Unidos no me acuerdo el nombre del morro pero no, milloncísimos y mil It's cool that you do it, it's not everything good. Even so, for us it was like, no way, these are the first awards in the United States.

They made us compete against very big people. You also say, no way, it's an achievement, you know? 100%. But we lose, and we had never lost, so it felt like, fuck, dude. But hey, everything is fine, nothing happens. We have 25 million views. I'm about to destroy my house. No, this little award is not a shame. I don't give a shit, dude. We even said, well, but it was worth coming with Mau talking to the boat.

Yes, because what we really came to do is PR. Of course. We didn't come to win the awards. No, we came to clean all this kind of relationships and forge our 25 million balls. Mau arrives with a Cuba.

What's up? Hold the cup. What's up? Don't get excited. Are you ok? Did you just rape my brain? Yes, I was going to tell you. We just raped your brain. What? No, I'm just saying.

She was grabbing it and giving it a drink.

And I was like, no, no, no.

And she sits down. Everything is ok, right? With the prize? No, nothing happens. Wasn't it 3 million dollars? I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, that this was the biggest deal this company had ever closed. 100% And he said, dude, they're super interested. We did it because, I mean, we're doing all the effort because this is the biggest deal the company has ever closed. And we're betting our lives on it. And we were like, of course! That's why it's 50 million pesos.

Dude, but imagine Mau. Imagine Mau when he's with this guy. It's like, hi, my best friend! I love you! He's like, he's so euphoric. And suddenly he's like,

Wait, how do they get those amounts? How do they get to this point? Yeah, because for Mau as an entrepreneur,

he was like, wait.

It's a level of money that you can't get over. So, the guy first started, we're betting on it, I'm like, no. He said, Mau, if I had that much money, I wouldn't be here. I mean, how do you think?

I wouldn't be here.

I mean, how do you think? He said, how? What do you think? And Mau, forgive me. Boom, he took out the contract, dude. So, forgive me, emails, contract.

And the guy, holy shit. I mean, my lawyers, your lawyers, your company, and the guy was like, no, no, no, this amount is wrong, there's no way. The guy also got pissed off and started yelling. He said, what a shame, really, forgive me. And the guy was like, but Mau, how do you think? That, that was what I feel

that they saw us more like clowns, that the guy asked Mau, what head does it fit in? That you don't fuck yourself either, ¿Sí? Que también no te mames, wey, tu contrato dice eso. Pero él era de que, ¿cómo creen que nos vamos a dar esta cantidad de dinero? Y el vato decía, pero Mau, ¿cómo crees, wey? O sea, ¿a qué celebridades tú crees que se les paga 50 millones? O sea, wey, personas que han hecho series han ganado eso en toda la serie, en lo que

les ha dado la serie. I think I've seen the series, I just saw the... Oh, Milly, this one...

The Stranger Things.

Yeah, how much the actors have earned. When I saw what they had earned, a protagonist earning 3.4 million, and I, for everything I've done, I thought they would hate me.

Right now, well... And then Mau arrives and says, let's get out of here, now. And we go to dinner at a restaurant, all of us, Pitero. Do you remember? The four of us, on a table, because they were about to close, it was cold.

And we were eating like this, and we were like, quiet, and then we came back.

But, no way, dude. You say, Mau, they stole from me. He said, they just stole 50 million pesos. And I was like, no, no, no, they stole it from me! No way! I mean, I already had them for a month! The fucking mini splits, dude! I don't know what! And we were like,

well, yes, imagine, we were looking for houses and everything.

I made my appointments to see the houses, dude.

And obviously, the amount they offered us, kids, was not compatible because we, in the end, no era compatible porque nosotros al final somos dueñas de esta licencia y nosotros la monetizamos como queremos entonces no llegaban a nuestra monetización ni eso güey es más si lo aceptábamos era perder dinero si era nosotros realmente perder dinero o sea era tan poco que nos estaban ofreciendo que literal ya era y les íbamos a trabajar

claro, nos sale mejor así como estamos, punto y nos quedamos de que no mames güey porque eso no hay manera, o sea no I mean, period. And we were like, no way, dude. Because that's not possible. I mean, no. And the guys, like, do you remember they tried to negotiate? Yeah, like, well, but... Maybe if we give this, they say, no way. I mean, we're already like... No way, no, but really...

What gives me the most cringe of the situation... Is that none of us on the team questioned, hey, it's a lot of money. Of course, no one said, no one doubted that we could pay 50 million. No, they still doubted that we couldn't do more. Well, everyone even came to see that they were being made. Assholes with 50 million pesos, dude. I mean, and we still have to believe that.

I mean, I swear, no one around me was like, girls, you have a podcast, I know you're doing well, but I feel like... It's a lot of money. Find out why, because it's not normal. Or also, no one, no one, no one, we question if they were...

Let's imagine that they were going to give us that money. Let's imagine, and real. No one questions us, hey, if they're putting us in a contract with the devil? Of course, that they take away our license for hallucinations for life.

You know?

And that we have to work 50 years of our lives for that.

Never.

We never questioned anything. It was like, obviously, I'm going to give you my voice only in the United States and you're going to give me 50 million pesos. Of episodes that are already recorded millions Foreign And we were like, of course, everyone around us was like, of course, it's the Halloween, Lupita, what did you expect? And I was like, but don't you think it's too much?

You deserve that and more puppies. So imagine the clowning in our faces of losing the awards and the second they tell us it was a lie. That they were wrong. But what a way to be wrong, dude. A team was seen by several people

and everyone was like, correct, correct, correct.

And you know what? The amount was so different that how did you not realize the amount of zeros you added?

You would say, did you add one more zero?

No.

You added several zeros.

No, dude.

And no one saw it and said, hey, we're paying 3 million dollars Exactly. I mean, nobody saw it and said, we're paying 3 million dollars Exactly For the voice of these moron girls

Of these assholes

That still think they're worth it Because until now we thought We thought we were worth it, obviously And it makes me laugh because When we have good opportunities We always say to Mau, yes Mau

But it's not 50 million pesos You owe us

Mau still I get it

Until now we get it. I'm doing well. He's doing well and he's casting you. I'm going to say no.

Well, let's see.

Wait. Give me a chance. Let's see. And that's the worst thing Mau has in his head. He's still thinking, of course, I'm going to find a 50 million pesos bill. Of course, man. But they snatched them from me like that. And they raped my brain. But a penetration without consent.

And we were like, of course. Oh no, we were like super clowns. We even said, dude, that Cito literally canceled a trip to Paris.

For going?

For the deal. Because in the end, the prize, we said, dude, we don't know if we win. I told him, dude, we don't know if we're going to win. I told him, we don't know if we're going to win. I'm going, I'll pick up anything or not. But you go on your trip, no, how do you think? I told him, no, because we have to go meet this guy. He's going to Mao to meet us all.

He's already a new businesswoman. I'm sorry, I'm going to Paris, dude. Bye! And if the man, the owner of the company that is going to pay us 50 million pesos, is there, dude?

Of course I'm going to go, I'm going to dress well. Of course. I'm going to put on perfume. Hey, imagine the other day, taking a flight to Paris of 700 hours. I was like, dude, we lost and I'm not going to buy a house.

And you spent on the flight. And I spent it on the flight because I had to pay for it later. You changed it. So I could go. We got out of the house. And we didn't make a deal. We didn't win the prize. We stayed, dude!

Tintintinintintinintin

But no, dude.

I mean, I also like the self-esteem we have with the project, that's true, but what's the head that they're going to give us 50 million pesos in a second?

Yacir?

Of course!

Dude, I don't know, but I never doubted it! Besides, you know what's the craziest thing? That they told us, and on top of that, depending on the metrics that you exceed, that you do well, we give you more money. Oh, it's true! And they give us the metrics, and we always exceeded those metrics. I said, Lupita, dude,

it's going to be up to a monthly salary, dude. Yes, because it was the $50 million, plus monthly, that you spent the $20,000, you hear. So after the $20,000, the $21,000, $22,000, forever, that there are... Of course. Vic, cancel these campaigns this month.

I'm going on vacation, we're going to Cruzero. We don't want to work. In what they remodel my new house that we just paid for because I didn't like the kitchen. That's why they don't build castles in the air. Mauya had spent part of her commission

In the air. In the air, that condition. No, Mau came out cashed. I'm And I feel like I look younger than my age. I, in quotes, have 20 million in my house.

Of course, can you show me the walk-in closet?

Thank you!

I like having a dresser. Thank you! And people are like, wow! Fucking bitch. And you're like, what? What do you do?

I don't do anything anymore, I just retired. Thank you! Kisses! Do you live in the US? Yes, I have. Kisses! Do you live in the US? Yeah, you've been there. Okay, okay, okay. Well, one day you'll be on the radio.

I'm there.

I'm there.

With my friend who's going to buy the house next door. Next door. We're going to be neighbors.

And I was like,

Oh, man, imagine if we were neighbors. It would be so cool. Yeah. But it's good that we have big dreams. Of course. That it sounded coherent. And that we don't doubt. Because there are many people who don't believe in themselves. But we love ourselves. Obviously. This is what makes me laugh.

That they said, The Hallucinations came from big deals like this? Not like this, but that they said, 10 million, 20 million. Oh, well, suddenly they offer 50 million for them. Of course.

That's what I was following.

I promise you, in the history of hallucinations, they have never offered us anything close to that mother.

No way.

Did you talk to your dad? No way, because I was embarrassed. Because I feel like, I'm going to tell him, look, I never told him because I was there. I wanted to give him the news when the contract was already signed. Of course, me too. I wanted to get there and be like,

Dad, no mom, you know? And then when it happened, I was very embarrassed inside, I said, dude, no, no, no, no, no. But it's true, it happened? And 50,000 people were like, no, wait, no. But what do I ask? And my mom was like, because you're the best daughter.

And I was like, what? Because you deserve it. Look, if life put that amount on your path, it's because that amount is for you. But the path wasn't that. It's because you already saw where to go.

You just have to find the way. They are signs. And I'm like, mom, you don't understand me. Yes, I understand you. The one who doesn't understand you is you. Of course.

I remind you that they are hallucinations, Lupita. I mean, your IQ is so high. And I'm like, no mom, my mom is crazier than me. So I was telling you to go away, you're an idiot. And I was like, no, I'm fine on my trip. And my dad was like, little girl. I'm going to tell my dad today, see what he says. What do you think your dad will say?

In the next episode. What's wrong with you? I feel like my dad, when he says it all of a sudden,

he'd say, of course.

You know?

Of course, of course. millions of pesos between Lupita and I. And I feel like my dad would tell me, there's a lot of responsibility, baby. Be very careful.

You know how my dad is.

But I don't think he would tell you that there's no way. No, not that. Not that. But I feel like when I tell him it's a lie, he's going to laugh, man. I mean, he's going to laugh a lot. I'm I have a question. I've never asked you this. If we had signed the contract and then the company comes, because it's a company and tells us,

hey, we were wrong, would you have said, oh, okay, sorry? Or would you have said, you pay me? It depends. If the audios were already published with their ads, I tell them, you pay me. Because you already published the audios. If they say no, well, sorry, it's canceled. I mean, there's no problem, it's canceled. I wouldn't fight something I haven't worked on, you know? I mean, I haven't given them anything.

Even if you know that your work wasn't worth it. Exactly. No, it's worth it.

It's worth it.

Not at that moment. So you signed. That's what makes me so... Yes! That's what makes me so strong, because it was the Mexican company making deals with the same company, the United States, and the agencies here on this side, reviewing contracts. All of them! And all of them were like, we're not signing 50 million pesos.

Even the Mexican company was like, don't fuck with us, we're the best. The whole team in the United States, except the owner, but everyone was like, of course! I'm I feel like I would have gotten into a meeting to disquartize minds. But if they had published it... But if they had published it, I would have told them, you're going to pay me a compensation for what you did and you're going to pay me a fine. If I'm clear.

Everything?

Of course.

No, no, no.

Dude, people end up homeless because they would have to put in mortgages and everything.

No, dude. to put in mortgages and everything. No way!

I would say, you're going to pay me for what you did and you're going to pay me a fine. Because you said my life is emotional stress. And I cancel it. I'm doing a negotiation. What would have happened? How would you negotiate?

No, but, I mean, because it's very strong. Imagine that I had already signed it and you're already working on it. No, and for example, Imagine if it was already signed and you're already working on it. No, for example, and it was already published and the first payment was coming. And suddenly, like, dude, why did this amount fall? I don't understand. And suddenly... Besides, they weren't going to pay us at all, right? Do you remember?

Yes, yes, yes. And suddenly, like, dude, why did this amount fall? Hey, when is the next part paid? And what about the company? I demand what's in the contract. Because you gave me the face for a year. Because it was a one-year deal. So you have it for a year and you pay it like that. It's not done yet, the year is over, but it's not done yet. No, that's it. We see the contract.

We made a mistake. Because it's like, no, this is not a mistake. Your whole team saw it. You're already stealing from me. What I want to know, and it's one of those things I'd like to sit down and talk to them about, how come you didn't see so many zeros? Because even the... even...

how can I say this? Even what impressed me the most, was that in the email it said USD. You know? I mean, all the zeros, 3 million USD.

And it was written in text. $3 million. the old man who was the owner and he said, oh, you want to pay for this? Well, no. And he took it from us at that moment. And they really made us look like clowns. I could have bought a house.

I'm surprised that...

And I could have made a cistern, because the water always fails here. And I could have made a cistern, because the water always leaks here. And I could have made a cistern in the kitchen. I could have bought a house in the lake. To get kilos without a leash. And to be free.

Well, you saw the faces of mega clowns, so you can see, kids, that in this hallucinatory world, we have also...

...been making fun of each other. We have been through things. mega payasas para que vean chamacos que en este mundo alucin también se burlan de nosotros

hemos pasado cositas ay si pero esta bien alucin de que cuando pensamos que nos iban a volar en jet privado

y luego la vez que pensamos que nos iban a dar 50 millones de pesos wey

wey somos unas estupidas

ay somos unas bobas

siento que nosotras mismas nos vemos la cara de payasos si foreign foreign We signed a contract and they gave us the face of the company. We did it a little bit. Yes, because we never stopped to... To question this. How much does this company generate? To check how much this type of content generates in the United States.

How much do the brands pay? We never checked anything. Because we knew that the brands in the United States pay a lot. They pay very well. Very different here in Mexico. So we said, of course. Of course they have 3 million dollars to give us.

In their budget for the year. Of course, and we have our little armchairs with a cactus. They're going to turn off the light. What a shame, man. Well, but like my mom said, Lupita, It's in our path.

The best! It's in your path. Go for it. It wasn't there, I'm so sorry. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

I'm like, I'm so sorry.

I'm like, I'm so sorry. How many people have you met in your life that felt like they were yours? How many times? I can tell you that this has nothing to do with being a clown. What I've always told my dad, because I started working when I was 15, I've always told him that I trust my ability to work so much that I know I can say,

of course, let's see how I do it. Of course, 100% I'm not saying that just because you want to, you can do it. No, no, man, that's a good thing. But I did explain myself, right? I mean, I say, of course, yes, of course, of course. So I feel that when they told us that,

I see us so fantastic, that I said, dude, we are super hardworking. Obviously. We are super creative. We are fun. We created a concept. It's worth 50 million pesos.

We have an amazing community. It makes this bigger. We created a new lifestyle. We wanted to do it. I don't know if it's true.

But to the point of saying...

Of seeing houses, of the guy we were screaming in the session. In the session, literally, Lupita and I we were like, and then, I feel that the people who did the interview that day see the hallucinations,

they will understand why we look like drug addicts. Because in the interview it is like, for you, what do hallucinations mean? For us, hallucinations are the best thing that could have happened to us. I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again.

I'm gonna say it again.

I'm gonna say it again. And I was like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. We were going to get 25, we were going to spend 20 on a house. Good! Like girls, with money like, I got enough, like if I was Monopoly.

What? I buy that property. I already have this money, I don't buy that property. No way! Assholes! To have this reality so far away. Of course, I mean,

if you tell me how much 50 million pesos are, I don't know how to tell you how much 50 million pesos are. I don't know. Where are the guards? So that I can get a good performance. We don't know anything about that.

But for some reason we are hallucinating. And we really believe that everything is possible. Yes or no? Everything is possible. So, like my mom says, life gave me that number.

Let's go. Here I go.

Let's go.

Let's go find it. Let's go find it in the United States.

Some deals.

That was the way the hallucinating kids saw their clown face. Cute and pretty. And of course more things have happened. I don't remember any other. I feel like we have to save it for the next one we do. And already dressed as clowns. I'm already dressed up as a clown and maybe we already talked about how you saw our clown faces in a personal way.

Let's go.

We're not touching it right now. So we'll split you up.

Let's go, right now it's a joint experience.

Joint.

Joint!

Yes!

Joint.

Yes.

Something more hallucinating is missing, right?

I think so. Hola! Las Alucines! Sin filtro. Eso! Que loco. Sin miedo a hacer juzgadas. Todas esas dudas del que hay detras de las alucines o como ha sucedido todo esto. Si. Eso nunca lo hemos platicado. Será acaso las alucines sin filtro el lugar donde se contara eso? Yo creo que si. Yo creo que si camarada!

Exacto. Aqui nada de censura. Si porque acuérdense es sin filtro. Eso! Yes, because remember, it's without a filter. That's it! For example, I'm entertaining you, and suddenly, because this water can hydrate you, you fucking bitch! You put in a fucking ad and I...

I thought, wow, we're in a farm full of men.

Yes, full of men, all in one room.

I kill him.

Yes.

And he leaves.

It's incredible to think about it, right? And the coolest thing is that in these special episodes of Podimo, the characters suddenly appeared to practice their version of life.

Imagine that.

That and more we will discover in this space with... The Hallucinogens!

Yes, Pedro!

That's it!

But hey guys, are they ways in which the Hallucinogens have been seen by the clown face. But do you realize that even in these anecdotes they saw us in the clown face in hallucinogenic mode? Mega. I mean, because it's like, you would say, it's just that once they told us in blah blah, no, what? Once they gave us a deal of $3 million?

And once on a private plane. Dude, but we're going to fulfill the private plane,

don't be silly.

Eden has it, Eden. What's up? A little walk, whatever. A trip? Go write to Eden. Like, hey, when are you going to upload the hallucinations to your plane? Yes, like, hey, I think it's time for your plane to become a hallucination plane. So take the hallucinations.

A little trip.

Yes. All of them will go to the Eden Muñoz networks, but really, go, girl. Really, really, please. I'm gonna say it again. You should go to the Alusines by private jet. Yes. And the flight attendant would be like...

Come on!

Come on!

Give us a hand!

You're our friend Alusin.

Yes, he's our friend.

I feel like the AEDEN is the friend that can do anything. You know? Everything!

Oh, I have to talk to the AEDEN. And we're doing a podcast on private jets. Ah! We're selling you. And Eden is that I don't sell planes. I don't care. What good is that for me? What good is that for me? Well. Well, in your next music video we'll be the protagonists.

I've seen it all.

One in the day and the other at night.

But well, Eden, we await this invitation to fulfill this dream and get rid of that clown face that one day they put on us. And also, if you can give us 50 million pesos, it would help us to be able to fulfill these two situations. Of course, obviously. Eden, everything is up to you.

If you want, you can. And Eden, I don't have that... No, yes.

I'm not interested, girls. I'm not interested. I'm going to block you.

Of course.

Hey, we love you so much. Write down how you've seen your clown face or something. We'll do it again, the clown face 2 or not? Yes, so that it has a sequence. Yes. So, what do you think if the next episode is clown face?

Is it clown face? I'm foreign foreign But well, one last time and we'll see you next time! We're going to keep on drinking all our lives All our lives until we can't open the can I don't give a fuck about your Lululemon I don't give a fuck about my 50 million 50 million balls Maula, for real For real, I don't give a fuck For real, I don't give a fuck

But well, we love you!