I'm gonna explain what we are doing today. So basically A lot of people don't know this. I actually didn't even know this Um, I learned this yesterday from a freaking tiktok But if you go to your battle deck and you go to these three white lines right here I always wondered what this magic wand did but I never actually like used it because I just didn't know what it did Bro, if you click the magic wand it gives you a random deck
Wait this deck is what is this? So basically what we are going to be doing today is we're going to try to get to 15,000 trophies using only random decks in ladder I don't really know how this is gonna go, but here is the twist. So what I'm gonna do basically,
is for every random deck, I'm gonna have my eyes closed. So I'm not gonna know what my deck is. So here we go. Already, that first deck was a test. This is gonna be my first real deck.
I'm gonna close my eyes,
I'm not gonna be able to see, okay? Okay, I did it. I think we swiped. Oh no, oh fuck. Okay, hold up. Oh, okay, okay, I have to click this button. All right, are you sure you wanna delete the stack? Three, two, one.
All right, eyes are closed. I don't know what deck they gave me. Now we're gonna swipe. Okay, now I have no idea what deck we have. We're gonna go right in. I probably should have checked, I probably should have checked to adjust the Evo sluts and we're playing against OG Mudbone.
Oh, it's a Graveyard deck. Graveyard, Boss Bandit, Mini Pekka, Poison. Yo bro, what is this deck? Okay, this is really weird. Wait, he missed his Vines. That was a bad vine.
Dude, he tried to vines the boss bandit, but he missed. I just realized my royal ghost is level 30. I just realized my royal ghost is under level. Dude, all things considered, this deck is not... Bro, it's not terrible. It could be work. I actually kind of like this deck I Feel like I'm up a decent chunk of elixir, so I'm not gonna graveyard
I'm just gonna poison take my guaranteed damage and wipe out the witch Bro this challenge is gonna be really fun like I said we're gonna try to get to 15,000 trophies using only random decks I have a feeling this is gonna be almost impossible But I'm gonna basically try to get to 15k for the next hour With only random decks and remember I'm not even gonna be able to look at my decks so
Wait, I just realized I don't have an evo bro, because the Dude because the deck was random it randomizes the slot And it didn't give me an Evo. Guys, that's so unfortunate, man. They literally didn't... I don't have an Evo because they didn't put the Witch in the Evo slot.
It's fine, that Royal Ghost is going to get a hit. Bro, the Royal Ghost is actually really underleveled. I've leveled 13 card at 13,000 trolls. Wait, he just sold. The Mega Knight is so bad against the Witch. Why would he even do that?
And then I can just go Boss Bandaid and just spam dashes. If that Inferno locks the Boss Bandaid, I have to dash. Okay, now we dash. Nice! Because we dashed, it redirected. Let's go Mini Pekka! Wait we're overwhelming him! We might actually win with a random deck!
Boss Mannequin ready, he's probably going to go like Defensive Barrel or something. Bro is that tower? That's tower! Let's go guys! Come on! We just won. Okay as long as we don't choke.
We have to maintain the lead that we have. But game number one with a completely random deck might be a success. Wait, run, run, run. We just got...
BANG!
Guys, first game was a complete and total success. Now, chat, here's my question. Moving forward, should I be able to look at my decks and then adjust the EVO slots? Because I basically just played with no EVOs right there. Basically, in that battle, if I was able to look at my deck. I would have done that you know what I mean Like chat. What do you guys think okay? Let's first off. Let's
I'm about to close my eyes in a second check. What do you guys think pure luck pure luck? 13,000 trophies are bots cap that is literally cap Okay, chat saying I should be allowed to look okay Jack here we go second deck remember it's completely random if you click this magic wand I honestly for a random deck I don't really mind it the goblin drill is our only Evo and the synergy wait can I max out my Ram Rider? Oh card boost nice boys because we card boosted
it we're gonna have a level 15 Ram Rider for the next like two or three hours it's really clutch let's go to our next battle current record is one win zero loss we're trying to get to 15,000 trophies using only random decks. Let's see if we can Okay, this guy wasted no time being a mid ladder menace. He literally just went mega knight first flay He literally mega knighted at like eight elixir Dude that Goblin drill did a good little chunk of damage. Royal Delivery, wait, hit the bats, nice!
Bro, the Royal Delivery just cooked this guy. I'm gonna go Prince like this, that way I can keep my Night Witch alive a little bit longer. Can the Prince dash into the Firecracker?
Dash, dash, dash.
Nice! The Prince just lanced, that's really good. Okay, we have two win conditions in this deck bro
What am I somebody's texting what
Yeah, we have two win conditions in our first deck bro, stay down stay down stay down stay down
Okay, or your second deck
Dude I might go I'm gonna go Goblin Hut? Okay. This Mega Knight is gonna be really annoying to deal with. Can I just let it jump and then maybe go Delivery?
DID HE JUMP?
Did he ju- He just mirrored a Mega Knight. What in the mid-ladder menace. It actually worked too. I have no small spell. Broke! I wish I had a zap or something. I might have just lost my time. Why are you running Mirror Mega Knight?! Bro. This dude is using Mega Knight with a mirror spell there is something wrong with his brain
We have to basically Completely abandon the goblin drill because the goblin drill is like a chip card and I need to get a lot of damage Dude, I don't know how we're gonna win this his mega night is absolutely saucing me Can I maybe go drill like this and just support the zappies a little bit? I'm gonna go Prince left bridge. I'm just gonna try to spam this guy Yo, wait, the Goblin Troll is kind of cooking. Hold up the Goblin Troll? The Goblin Troll? The Goblin Troll? The Goblin Troll?
The Goblin Troll! The Goblin Drill! The Goblin Drill! The Goblin Drill! Oh my god!
We're back in the game. He literally said wow.
Boys, I don't know how but we're back in the game. That was Goblin Drill bag work if I've ever seen it.
Holy cinema for game number two. I'm gonna go Night Witch in the back wanted to just eat that and go in but there's no point but
He might go mega knight on top of my night witch. Yeah, there's the print. Okay This is gonna be interesting. I'm gonna split my zappies That way we have one zappy sort of supporting Wait, can I keep the prince alive?
Bro, please let me keep the prince alive Dude Dude, he really struggles against the goblin drill, so I should just keep drilling this guy. I'm gonna keep drilling him over and over and over again. Wait, no, I messed up my goblin hut placement.
That's not good.
Chat, that's not good. But the drill, the drill, the drill! The drill's cooking him, come on! Okay, reset. Dude, this game is so close. Oh my God.
I have to go Prince the Back. This is one of the closest games of all time. I'm gonna go poison here. Defend the hog, defend the hog, yes! Zappy's like this so it can stun the mega knight? Dude that was a bad mega knight, the bats are destroying it.
Let me go drill again, I'm just gonna keep going drill poison over and over and over again and chipping out of the game. Can I get a ram rider with this? Ram rider go! Don't mega knight, please don't put a mega knight on the ram rider, please. Please! Oh my god he's going in, what is he doing?
Wait, the Ram Rider!
The Ram Rider!
BIG!
LET'S GO!
Gimme that tower. Back to back games with the random deck generator. Back to back wins.
Let's get it.
Let's go.
Can we go to 15,000 trophies using only random decks? This is my big clash! All right, delete this. Here we go, chat. The next random deck, the magical wand, bang. It's a golem deck.
Honestly, for a random deck, I can work with this. The Electro Dragon supports the Golem really well. The Zap supports the Golem really well. The Ram Rider literally makes no sense whatsoever. And we have decent defense with the Tesla Goblins. Currently 2-0.
Using the random deck generator. Can we go 3-0? Let's get it, let's go. Everybody lock in, come on. All right, first things first, start this battle same as we start almost all of our battles.
Try to get to our evolution as fast as possible. So we're just gonna cycle a zap on the tower. It's the best way to start a clash game is to get to your Evo. Especially if it's a cheap spell like a Zap or a Snowball. Alright, now we go Electro Dragon into the Fisherman. We might take a little bit of damage from his hook here when he glides into it. Bro, he's using this sweaty Royal Giant deck.
Bro, his deck has a Hunter as well I think. I'm pretty sure this guy's deck, wait, is that gonna chain to the tower?
It is.
Dude, E-Dragon just did like 300 damage. Yeah, there's the Hunter. I told you guys he had Hunter, I just knew it. This guy's deck is really common. I feel like I want to poison, but I feel like it's just to overcommit.
Wait, he's actually over committed I have to let that lock and then go goblins No no no don't activate don't activate Bro I'm gonna be honest This dude there's no way he has anywhere near as much elixir as I do So what am I gonna do? I'm gonna go gold on the back right now Cause I guarantee you I'm up like 2 or 3 elixir on him
Okay this is perfectly fine So what am I gonna do? I'm gonna go gold on the back right now because I guarantee you I'm up like two or three elixir on him
Okay, this is perfectly fine. I'm gonna let him take my tower because we have the most massive elixir lead ever
I'm honestly gonna let the royal giant attack my king. It's not gonna do 7,000 damage, especially with some more from the princess tower
I'm gonna keep on waiting. Yeah, see now we we go E-drag. Holy crap, E-drag is locked. Zap the hunter, this way the hunter does less damage. And I think we're gonna take this tower. Goblins! Come on, E-drag, and I need you to re-target the tower, get it off the dark prince.
We're on tower come on. I think we got it come on Nice okay really good tower trade guys Now I'm in a tricky situation though I have to go golem to keep the pressure on the next hour, but he might go RG the pocket Bro, if he RGs the pocket I could go Tesla. Yeah there it is there it is Tesla to redirect nice, okay, that's a six for four elixir exchange. Dude, the only thing is, he's gonna have evolution hunter,
so I need to probably poison then zap it and just take no chances. Evo zap is gonna destroy this hunter though. That should be a dead hunter. Nice, and then we go goblins, come on! Bro, golden decks are so fun.
No, that was a really nice Fisherman. All right, the Golem is gonna do a good bit of work here. I'm gonna go E-Dragon. His Fisherman's still alive, he might RG the pocket. There it is, Tesla, Tesla, Tesla! Nice, okay, Zap as well.
Bro, he went went he went like everything I'm gonna go Ram Rider. What is the dark brick? Why did the dark prince's hurt all over the river? I don't I'm not complaining He dragons on tower. He dragon is chaining the tower. I repeat Come on one more. Give me one more. Yes one more. Oh my god one more, give me one more. Yes! One more! Oh my god, one more would have been... I think if I Tesla like that, it pushes it back.
Nice. Bro, if you Tesla like on top of the Royal Giant, it'll push him backwards. I'm gonna go Dark Prince. I think we just do all-out defense here.
Yup.
Guys!
That might be three consecutive wins. That might be three consecutive wins. That might be three consecutive wins. Goblins to pop, predict the fish, nice! Zap, hit the tower please. Ram rider, give me one.
Yes!
Let's go baby! Three consecutive W's with a random deck generator. This is Aura.
βͺβͺ Boys.
We're one win away from 14,000. We're one win away from 14,000. Random deck generator, three, two, one.
What?
They gave me the Barbarian Hut? They gave me the Barbarian Hut? Are you kidding me, man? My only win condition is Goblin Barrel. All right, I'm not gonna lie, unbiasedly, this is probably the most chopped deck we've received so far.
It's the fourth deck. I don't know if Barbarian Hut is even remotely viable. Let's see if it is. I'm trying to think in my brain, like what cards would Barbarian Hut be good against? Probably like Giant, I'm trying to think in my brain like what cards would barbarian how to be good again. It's probably like giant. Ah
Golem I Feel like it would be really good against giant. This guy's under level though. This is a really nice starch Brace using two wizards. I'm not even sure why This guy's running like a double wizard back, I'm just gonna let that firecracker go. We're good. We're good. We're killing I hit him with a little bit of a goblin barrel here just to get to the evo I don't really expect this to do damage He did waste vines though
Chat he's using mirrored firecracker Wait, that's actually a really good But I was a good eggsy no it wasn't oh no it was All right, perfect dark prince placement we kept the giant skeleton in the center of the arena that way we could support from No need to panic just a zap is to be enough to wipe out all of these he's running mirror and clone what is wrong with this human being
he's running mirror and clone bro what is wrong with this guy uh that witch is kind of cooking No, I messed up the firecracker. Oh we got a hit though, we're good
We're losing
Dude I feel like the barbarian hut is gonna be decent against the giant skeleton. I'm definitely up elixir, so I'm gonna go dark prince.
Can we make it four consecutive Ws?
All right, I have my Evo Goblin Barrel coming up. I think what I want my push to be, it's gonna be like, I'm gonna go Evo Barrel right now. This has to be some damage.
Bro, that was so much damage! right now this has to be some damage bro that was so much damage he just let all that go dude i think
uh i don't like this it's a pretty good lightning I guess. Dude that giant skeleton almost walked into my tower. Wait let's go Goblin Barrel because the Barbarians are going to tank for the barrel. Zap to do some extra damage?
Nice!
Alright we need good defense. Ooh this is getting intense. We're up about, we're up about 500 damage.
Oh God. I have to Lightning this.
Nevermind, Lightning's not gonna do anything against clone. Nice, really good Dark Prince placement. It splats like everything. No, no, no, no, the giant skeleton, no! Bro, this guy's deck is so chopped but he's still winning. It's comeback time.
Eggsy's on tower.
It's comeback time.
Eggsy!
Eggsy! Wait I can just cycle a lightning and then defend. Lightning! And then we just all out defend. We need perfect defense to win this. Bro, why do I feel like he's gonna clone and win? Vines wins. Vines wins the game for him. I just shit myself.
No, no, no.
I legitimately just shit myself. I just shit on my pants. Oh my god. 14,000 trophies. Oh My god 14,000 trophies 14,000 trophies using only random decks next up our next random deck. Can we go five and out? I'm not gonna lie. I can work with this. I can 100% work with this.
It's not the most ideal case scenario, but I can 100% work with this. Evo, Inferno Dragon, Freeze, Hog Rider, Spear Goblins, Prince Skeletons, Arrows. Alright, it's gonna keep getting harder, like now it's where it gets really hard. We started off at 13k trophies, we're at 14k. Obviously the more trophies you gain, the harder it is to gain more, but we're doing good.
I'm very proud of my performance right now. Skeleton should be, I want a Skeleton's High to keep it in range of the Inferno. Wait can I just...
He just got finessed.
He just got finessed. He just got finessed He panicked dude, if he didn't zap he would have lost his entire tower I'm not even kidding because the skeletons were about to walk in front of the inferno Okay, I'm gonna go hog other side just to threaten taking his tower oh That's not good. I kind of have to arrows it Yeah, if I don't arrows it it's gonna do too much damage
All right, I'm glad we infernoed when we did He doesn't have zap yet. I don't think yeah, okay, beautiful man, bro The inferno dragon is gonna be the MVP of this matchup for me Because the in- hold up I have to crowd me. He might zap, hold up. I have to arrows if he zaps this All right, we're gonna take like some witch damage, I think
Not the end of the world. I think we're still- we're about tied actually, okay Lock in, we're at 14,000 trophies. We have Evo Inferno dragon He might pack of the back in about three seconds here three two He just goes princess the bridge that was actually a really good princess cuz I don't want to waste my Evo Inferno Okay, I don't have a single good answer for this.
I'm gonna try to just kite it. Oh, I messed up my kite. All right, let's go hog other lane. If he goes Skarmy, I could freeze. He did not go Skarmy, he went Mini Pekka. I'm gonna go Inferno right now.
I think that's dead.
Please die Bro, why is his witch not dying? Please die mini Pekka I
Have to get a crazy freeze right now on the left. Oh, it's over. You have a minion horde? Chepo, why is he using a minion horde, man? No, bro! This guy just got lucky! Oh my God.
If he didn't have a minion horde,
he probably would've lost
because he would've went skeleton army
and I would've...
Bro, that's our first loss honestly our record is still really freaking good right now zero complaints all right for our next random deck I don't even I never let bro cook again.
I guess we have bandit, balloon, archer queen. Bro, what is this?
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, the only way we win this deck is if this guy has like zero air units. I think that's our best chance. I think that's our best shot, guys. All right, we're gonna start off how we always do get to our evils app the bandits should double dash here Dash dash dash. Yes. God the band. It's so good I'm not gonna lie. This dude just got really unlucky
Mini pack is gonna wipe all that out. Nice I'm gonna go for the fire spirit. I'm gonna go for the fire spirit. I'm gonna go for the fire spirit. I'm gonna go for the fire spirit. I'm gonna go for the fire spirit. I'm gonna go for the fire spirit. I'm gonna go for the fire spirit. Okay, if he wasted Goblin Gang and Furnace, does he realistically have Dark Goblin? He does. That's actually kind of shocking. Bro, I should have zapped and just took my tower damage.
Yeah, I definitely should have zapped. See, because now I'm just wasting my zap anyways. I should've zapped. It's okay, lock in. 15,000 trophies, come on. Dial me in chat. I'm gonna go mini P.E.K.K.A.R.
I haven't used my Archer Queen yet. She is under level though, she's only level 13. I'm gonna go Fire Spirit just like that, that way the band doesn't dash, nice. That was a really good Fire Spirit, guys. Flying Machine could be clutch to just, wait, guys, I have Evo Zap.
Hold up.
I'm gonna go Bandit. Please go Furnace.
That's not good.
Wait, the Flying Machine's out of range of the tower, look at that! Dude, he's gotta be pissed. The flying machine just- wait. Evo's out of the dark- no! No, it poisoned the-
It's okay. We're going in. He might go furnace. Can I go bandit? Jump! Yes! Yes!
Balloon? Yes! Yes! Balloon? YES!
Please tell me the earthquake is enough to wipe out that furnace. It's not? Why does the furnace survive everything? We got a ball game on our hands boys I'm so locked right now. We have an absolute ball game. Wait what? GOD I HATE THE DARK GOBLIN! It's a- oh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah oh ah!
He moves like 86 miles an hour. A literal toddler could win with that card. Bro, he just punted 19 elixir into me and then just did 2000 damage. Bro, every time the Dark Goblin- Every time I tell myself that the Dark Goblin's not gonna lock, it locks. Every time. I'm on PC so like I can't even react fast enough because he literally moves Alright that deck was chopped though. Hopefully for our next random deck we get something beautiful
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Oh my god Three Musketeers Expo and rocket in a singular deck if I win with it bro chat What deathless no no what deck was that? What deck was he's level 14 was- He's level 14. He's underleveled.
THANK GOD!
THANK GOD!
I needed this bro. I'm on a 2 game losing streak. We need to bounce back if we're gonna get 15k. Let's go! Wait he's leaking elixir. Why is he leaking elixir? Why did he leak?
Why did he leak? I'm gonna always take advantage when you leak and he just accidentally- he won, he won He just accidentally predicted my spear goblins. I will put my foot through this desk at maximum velocity man He was not even trying to barbarian barrel the spear goblins and he got them anyways I should have put the spear goblins and he got them anyways feel. WOOOOOOAAAHHHH BAAAAAAAANG! GET ROCKETED LOSER! They awoke a demon bro. They awoke a friggin' demon. Okay, okay, okay, slow down. Alright, alright, slow down.
Bro slow down. That was actually a really nice spear goblins because he pulled it off the hunter. down. That was actually really nice, Spear Goblins, because he pulled it off the Hunter. Nice, that was good. That was good defense. God, today's a beautiful fantabulous day.
We got a Clan War popping off in like 45 minutes. The Bucks won, we're getting 15K trophies. Today is a beautiful freaking day, yo. I wanna start lane switching, because I don't really wanna go same lane. He lost his tower
There is not a single way in God's green earth. He can save his tower. Not a single way. His tower is gone That's what I thought Putting the barbarian barrel down was pointless He was gonna lose his tower. Anyways a smart player would have went for a tower trade but now I know he's not a smart player because he didn't go for a tower trade and that rocket was absolutely beautiful and now the Expo is supporting whoa whoa whoa
alright slow down alright bro slow down bro slow down bro slow down we're good we're good we're good the hunter's actually insane the hunter's so good man it up, kid. That's what you get, bro. You shouldn't have went barbarian. I'm gonna have to get a really nice... You know what? Sneaky three musketeers. He definitely just crapped all over his pants when he saw that. Wait, did I just lose? Bro, the three musketeers do an ungodly amount of damage.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Where they... They just wiped out the entire golem. Nice, guys! So, I'm gonna be honest, bro. When I loaded up that deck, I thought it was gonna be chopped. It was not chopped.
It kinda worked.
MVP of that deck, Evo Hunter, not even a question.
All right.
Next deck. We've been getting pretty unlucky with the random decks. This one right here is gonna be perfect though. What the fuck is this? Yo dude, the random decks are not helping me.
Wait! 3.5 stay in me sleep. How do a bitch like to wear a little bee? Show no half get away from me.
Shout out Ian bro. Oh my god. Dude, it's 3.5 elixir. Bro, chat we're good we're gonna win guys we're gonna win guys. All right he's underleveled. Another underleveled player. Yes! Oh it's finally we're taking a turn for the better. Okay, he's using P.E.K.K.A.
That is not under leveled. His towers are under leveled, his P.E.K.K.A. is not. Good timing from the log. I hope he has like a swarm unit where the Mother Witch can get value. Like I'm hoping this guy has like a skeleton army
or something.
Oh, that's not a skeleton army. Is that gonna go to the king Okay, the Pekka went to the king tower Pekka hit the king tower Pekka hit the king. Yeah. Oh Pekka. I love you Pekka. You're a naughty boy. Wait, why would he freeze? That was aggressive. I strongly disagree with that now I'm gonna punish you now I'm gonna punish you because you spent too much elixir and now I'm on
your tower see how you can punish he can afford a Pekka I mean are we stone-cold Steve Austin serious this guy just punted like 86 elixir at me and then still affords a pack up. All right, it's official I'm playing somebody with infinite elixir theory Don't even type half don't even type excuses. This guy has infinite elixir. I'm telling you infinite elixir theory is a real thing, bro This is not a joke the real ones know
I'm feeling he's gonna log this Okay, he's gonna log three two one metal Dude, I'm gonna take that death damage every time not those fears because he has no log might have to overspend See I don't have a single defensive unit for this though
People Tesla save me freeze come on
Really good freeze dude. Wait, can I go skeleton barrel? Yo, he doesn't have log yet. He's one card away He's gonna go Pekka. Wait, I can get the Pekka boys. Look at this fisherman. I yank the Pekka into the spheres. Nice guys!
Ah!
Ah!
And now I'm gonna go Ramrod and pressure the right side. He's probably gonna go defensive E-barbs, if I had to guess. I'm gonna have to freeze this. That wizard's gonna take my tower unless I freeze.
He might go E-barbs the brr. I'm gonna have to take my tower unless I freeze. He might go E-barbs the brrrr. I'm gonna have to sac my tower, the fisherman's not gonna be enough. Yeah, the fisherman is just not gonna be enough. It's okay that we sac'd our tower. Guys, look at the damage difference, man. I'm going Ram Rider, he might go Kekka. Yep. It's gonna be... really sticky live through. I think we can.
I wanna go Skelly Burrow just to keep the pressure on this guy. Okay, that was actually a pretty nice reserve by him. I think I have to, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fisherman pulled out Knights, okay. Dude, that Pekka, I just literally crapped my pants. I think I have to wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Nice! Alright, alright, reset, reset. We did a lot of damage there. Bro, this kid is probably gonna go E-barbs.
Focus.
I missed my freeze.
I just lost the game. I just lost the game.
Dude, I'm not the type of guy to missed my freeze. I just lost the game. I just lost the game.
Dude, I'm not the type of'm lightheaded from screaming. I'm lightheaded. Bro, all I had to do was not kite the e-barbs, freeze them, then spear goblins to the side. But I did it vice versa and so on the game. I'm a failure and I deserve nothing but pain misery Suffering and sadness for the rest of my life. I just blew a 1200 damage lead in triple elixir
I'm a literal failure, bro Literal fit no, I yo I am a legitimate fucking failure All right next random deck. Yo yo listen. I know I choked I don't care super cell every time I click the magic wand you guys give me the most chop deck ever lock in What is this oh we have an elixir going all right for a second I thought
How many spells did they just give me? They just gave me three spells. Yo, here's the thing, chat, now that I say this I'm gonna lose. I've never lost with Elixir Golem. I don't lose with Elixir Golem. I am a literal warlord with Elixir Golem.
Okay, the card tricks makes sense, but you get what I'm saying. Every time I have elixir golem I win shoutout supercell for the random dash. Oh my god. He's level 14 chat He's under level that is huge
All right
I want to go inferno just to get to my evo, but at the same time, okay, bro the dark goblin I'll be the first one to say it bro This card needs like three different moves Can I freeze this Inferno go to the tower If that Inferno would have locked the tower I would have sapped in one day
I was almost like I literally almost had a erect Johnson My Johnson would have been seeping through my underpants if that would have locked. Jump high spirit. Now you might be asking yourself, Jinxu you're down 900 damage what is the game plan? No, no problem. The game plan? Get to our evolutions, pop the ability. She's actually so good. Wow that card was so good. Get to our evolutions as fast as humanly possible and build up the most massive
Minor co- minor co- okay We're not in a good spot We're not in a good spot. I'm not gonna sit here and act like Everything is sunshine and roses
We are and act like everything is sunshine and roses.
We are by no means in a good spot, but we can bring this. I'm voiding it, I don't even care. I hate this card. He just froze, wait, he just spent too much elixir. Wait, he just spent like all of his elixir. Inferno, where are you going?
Inferno, where are you going? Ah, chat, he just spent way too much elixir. You might have caught my tower but I think I'm gonna three crown you bro. Yeah you're about to the three crown but
Focus chat Beautiful we took no damage nice Boys do you see what I see that is a evolution Inferno Jack he's gonna go skeleton army in three two one ability You're getting voided
And then you're getting minored. Wait. Historic freeze. Legendary freeze. No. Dude, I froze but then he froze.
I let the time pass too fast. I crashed, you crashed.
You would've won, but I...
Alright, lock.
No time for peep right now, dial them. Alright, peep a goat.
I don't even need myself, got my backup against the wall.
Miner?
Ice Spirit? Evo Zap? That's a dead Mini Pekka.
Wait chat, it's time. Sneak elixir golem in the pocket boy The inferno dragons alive Lord have mercy The elixir golem is doing so much damage. Oh my god, the elixir golem, the elixir golem, the elixir golem.
I just won. I HAD IT IN THE BAG! Why did I use all my spells on the tower? See, I'm an undisciplined sack of dog manure, cow manure, and I deserve nothing but suffering for selling that game. Bro, that's another game where I was winning for the entire game and then I choked. But, then again, it's always just the Dark Goblin. He did like another 2,000 damage. It's just yo, bro. I'm sorry New new deck
Chat This is my favorite deck yet this deck looks like complete and total brain rot, which is exactly what we need Chat hear me out This deck looks like complete and total brain rot All right from now on listen I Am NOT gonna be aggressive at all. Even when I'm winning and it's the end of the game.
We're gonna go slow. We're gonna go very slow. No more aggressive Jinxing. I have a feeling this guy's running Log Bait because he went Princess Knight. Yeah, he's definitely using Log Bait.
Okay, gotcha.
All right, all right, all right.
So it's a Log log bait player and I'm using elixir gold wait that was kind of bad can I just elixir gold him in front of this dude and then maybe we go flying machine lightning hear me out I bet you has an inferno tower oh god, what did I say?
Uhhh, did he just lose? Did he just lose?
Peep the arrows value? We're on tower. We're on tower.
We're on tower, come on!
Flying machine, go! Flying machine, go to the tower!
Go to the tower, flying machine, yes!
One? Nooo, he redirected it at the last second. Well played my sir Lock in he's probably gonna go goblin barrel in three two one
Good boy
We're up about 500 damage Fuck right now All right, we're now we're up about 400 damage we do have a nice little Feet little elixir Lee here if I go bitch, he's gonna rock wait, hear me out if he Rockets this he loses He instantly loses, okay smart he knew to not rock it Fly machine's gonna clean up the night
Wait for the Inferno and then we Lightning. Yeah, he just lost. E-BARBS GO! E-BARBS GO! E-BARBS GO! E-BARBS GO! Is that a three crown? Is that a three crown? Chat I told y'all this is the best deck yet. I could literally just tell off the rip by looking at it This is the best deck yet Yeah, buddy. You're getting three crown. Give it up. Give it up. Give it up. Oh That's the best deck yet, what did I say I told you guys that's the best deck yet man
look bro I'm not saying to copy down this exact deck but if you want free wins and let's say you're the type of dude that has eight brain cells total and you're not very smart and you like easy simple wins use elixir golem elite barbarians you can combo it with kind of whatever you're comfortable with but elixir golem elite barbarians is such a wet dream in this game Because basically all of the cars the elixir golem struggles against the elite barbarians melt for example Like a mini Pekka the elite barbarians are gonna melt that a Pekka
The elite barbarians are gonna melt that and make sure you have spell supported stuff as well like arrows curse stuff like that Yada, yada yada next random deck supercell y'all just cooked Cook again. Give me another beautiful random deck three two one How am I supposed to win with this dog shit? Somebody tell me how. Can I just get one explanation?
How the fuck am I supposed to win with these atrocious, disgusting decks? How? These decks are terrible man! Yeah these decks are absolutely awful. Chat, I don't know if we're going to get 15k. I mean I'm going to try my absolute darndest.
Next random deck, let's get it, let's go. Goblin Drill Rocket. Don't mind it, don't hate it.
Alright, we're playing against Killua. I'm gonna go Goblin Drill to rocket. Don't mind it, don't hate it.
All right, we're playing against Kidoa. God, this guy has so much ball knowledge. Dude, Kidoa is his name? Bro, that just reminded me of Hunter x Hunter. Oh my God. Gonan Kidoa, bro, the best duo ever. Bro chat, Gonan Kidoa is like elite ball knowledge, bro.
I'm gonna go Goblin Shroud of Mad. Could I Arrows this? I think the Arrows is gonna take out the E-Wisp. The question is- Oh god. Alright, Inferno Tower should shut all of this down. Unless he has like a stupid zap or something.
Now we're good.
Even the zap won't save him.
All right. What is my plan to win this game? I'm trying to actually cook something up. I don't really know. I'm gonna have to do stupid stuff like this if I want any chance of winning because it's gonna be really hard to get damage.
So whenever I have an opportunity to get-
Did he just fireball my tower with not a single unit on it? Uhhh...
Chat, I'm pretty sure he just fireballed my-
Dude, I could go Goblin Drill here.
I wanna keep my Eggsy alive if possible Healers should feel the exit nice It's a good little push bro. This is a little push That's a daddy. He was Bro, the inferno towers gonna melt everything. This is awesome. We're actually up damage with this chopped deck. I don't really know what- oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Dude, my greatest nightmare came true. Oh no, we're good, we're good. The packet didn't even do anything.
I kind of do just want to rock in this guy just so I can stay in the damage lead I feel like I'm up a lot to where I can do that. I Also have all my evils. So defending is gonna be pretty easy Oh my god that eggsy lineup was absolutely inspirational I'm gonna go drill because if he goes Pekka, he's in trouble. Yeah, but how's he gonna defend the drill a bandit? I missed the rocket on the E-Wiz, that might cost me the entire game. The magic archer is just prime clay Thompson just sitting back there doing a thousand damage.
It's all just becau-
Why is my PC leaning? Why is my PC leaning? Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I really gotta shave this stache. We're good.
We're fucking good. Bro, I thought I just broke myash. We're good. Bro, I thought I just broke my PC for a second there. We're good. Chat, the noise that you heard was a broken glass candle. All right, next random deck. Why does my mic sound different?
The decks keep getting more and more chopped. Can we get something good? Hi-fives, absolutely not! The decks keep getting more and more and more chopped, bro. What is this deck? Royal Giant Lightning Mortar? High Vise, what are you doing?
High Vise, what are you doing? High Vise, what are you doing? High Vise, I don't want the Evo Mortar. High Vise, what are you doing? Hi Vyce, what are you doing? Hi Vyce, I don't want the Evo Mortar. Hi Vyce, what are you doing? Stop!
Hi Vyce.
Hi Vyce. Hi Vyce. Stop!
Tell me why my dad just texted me. Please shave that cheesy mustache. every okay dad seriously dad dad you just said please shave that cheesy mustache Princess, please. Princess, can you attack the witch and stop stalling out?
Thank you, princess.
Getcha out. Why is my dad texting me that, bro? Bro Wait more to the bridge could be pretty nice here Bro the hunters such a good card. I mean Jesus Murphy Hi guys, thanks for removing my evils bro, what is wrong with your brain? All right, this guy's all right e barbs freeze and it's gonna work Yo, bro e barbs freeze is gonna work. I mean, are you kidding me? I
Mortar could you save me Defensive mortar, bro. I don't know how I'm ever gonna be able to use my royal giant though. His evil mega knight is gonna fist him. Bro, lightning is such a good spell, man.
Wait, what? Why did the Mega Knight? All right, the Hunter's actually ridiculous. The Hunter's so good, it's not even fair. Ah-ha, ah-ha. Wait, what is this guy doing? Barbarians the bridge? Bro, are you serious?
Oh my god, I can get lightning value. Go wizard. Dude, I don't know how but we're winning I think it's time for the royal giant up the bridge shot He's gonna freeze this I Knew it. I'm always one step it. I'm always one step ahead.
I'm always one step ahead of you. Go Mega Knight! Wait, that was a bad witch. The Mortar's on tower. Guys, the Mortar's on tower. Is that enough? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Bruce Lee! I mean, I sit here and grind for my damage and then you just put an Evo Mega Knight at the bridge.
You are dog sh-
Alright, I am officially- hey! I'm giving up on the random deck challenge. This shit is impossible. If you want to try it, I challenge anybody to try that. Go to the three white lines and then click this green magic wand and enjoy the hell that Go to the three white lines and then click this green magic wand and enjoy the hell that
it's going to put you in.
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