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Reliving Childhood Trauma on Goofy Gorillas

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Who's the guy who's the guy who's up in that hole Regular tag, all right, and then because these it's their first time you guys just one second.Holy crap Yeah, okay gorillas One V one let's go Nah, this is it.But we'll be good.They'll respect the game.Alright, ready?3, 2, 1, go!

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Right here.I'm going around.

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What mic are you on, bro?You sound like you're on a webcam.Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hey man, we're having tech issues over here.That's do nothing go ahead go ahead penalty shot Get that out of there weak -ass shot wait wait a minute Oh

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like idiot the way he can't hit a shot.I meant I'm coming to kill you You don't even know I don't have a weapon This is awkward, this is awkward go help me find my weapon real quick.

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Yeah, I feel like this is unfair Come on, let's go find my weapon.Yeah, I mean you definitely earned it.

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I have a banana Takes a long time now how long I like this mode.

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There's better modes I starting this off to give you guys like to ease you into it, but I realize I'm kind of just how much do you like this mode?Why did he run past you to hit me bro got hit with the vine boom?

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I left my bowling ball in the trampolineYeah, I'm just kidding This little bastard dude, dude, he's up there.

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Yeah, he's sweating.He wants to win really bad Hey, you know that corner that you and Sophie checked last round?

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You were like, you wouldn't be back here, would you?I was literally back there and I ran away He saw me he literally creeped up on me and I let him go Not trust doc if you see him fine, I got something for him don't trust him What does he look like again?

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He has a party hat on, right?He looks like Donkey.THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE!

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OH MY GOD, THAT IS HIM!HOLY SHIT!

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You can't out -goofy the gorilla!Thank you, thank you, yummy!Wait, is Puffer here?There's another infected!Guys, Puffer's joined!He's got a - there's another infected!

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Yeah That's crazy I thought you'd be better than that man I heard his ass near me. I heard him near me.

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What is a billion divided by 3 .33?You said a billion divi - Yeah, no.I'm gonna kill you now.I could have got it.It was seven.

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Tarky, run!Was I too late?Tarky, run!

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Sorry.Who's the guy who's the guy who's up in that hole?

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Yeah, I'm feeling like we should just play the infector game mode because this is not Maybe we all need to put out someanger in the world and do a team deathmatch and just beat the shit out of each other Uh -oh.

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Hey guys, what are we looking at?I had a dodgeball!Ducky, heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!Heads up!

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Heads up!Heads up!Heads up Wait, what?Oh no!Wait, what?Oh my god, John!

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Oh!Another!Another AZ coming back!

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I'm not gonna let him killstreak!I'm on a killstreak!

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We're gonna do an arms race, oh my god, you know gun game I got wizard hands Fuck yeah, just get another one of those get better goofy gorillas.Don't know what to tell youBoxing glove to start.Yeah, you think you're slick, bro?You think you're slick?Hey, I'll watch out behind you, dawg.

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I'll be honest, I'll watch out behind ya.Yeah, what's up, man?

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Do the worst, Smitty.Maybe.Yeah, right.

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Yeah, you're right, buddy.Who do you think you are, a Siege player?Alright.

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Oh my god Oh Oh my god.

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Hey, hey, I was doing something.That's my kill!

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That's my kill!What do I have?Stink.

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Yeah, Stinkbob's the last one.

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Oh my god.How am I supposed to kill somebody with a damn Stinkbob?

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It's hard.I did it last time.

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Oh my god.I hope I'm infected first and then I'm gonna kill you.

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Locked in, bro.Dude, why do I feel like it's gonna be me, bro?Wait, I can't take this risk, dawg.This is bad.This is really bad for all of us.

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This is a big risk.Nope, now we're a team.

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Now we're all good, right?Oh my god, that's actually crazy.Matt was behind me, bro.I didn't know he was saying anything.I was gonna eat you.Hey guys, there's someone in this hole, I think.

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Is this Sobe?Wait, hold on.

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Watch me rim this.I can, like, rim around it.Where is he?Where is he?Oh, damn.Oh, he fell.

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Hey, I think he's down there, bro.Okay, he's either down or up.Dude, he's laughing like the Green Goblin, bro, the mask.Hey, buddy.Don't do it.If you do it, if you do it, it's gonna make me super angry.

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16:34

I might even say the word.

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Oh, here.I wouldn't want that, actually, so I'll just...Hold down, Sobe.Get his ass.

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You're blinded, Sobe.Get him out.

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Oh, my God.You're blinded, Sobe.

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That sounds good.Lucky dog.Yeah possible.Did you get in through there?

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Yeah, you better watch this He's got a banana wait.No.

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I don't don't look at the banana on the ground And this is bright when y 'all shine a light here, holy fuck Ohthere was a banana I was stuck on the box it's a wonderful woman I literally when he came down and I did this shit.

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I went like this I have a minion if you want it you just gotta say something just gotta say something Let you go though cuz I feel bad for lying to you What's going on back here?

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Huh?

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I don't know.Huh?I don't know, man.You see somebody?

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You see somebody?

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No, I didn't see nobody.

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I don't show no mercy to nobody!

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Where is he?

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I'm gonna kill him!

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Oh, he got all the way over there.Chris, he killed his ass.Hey, wait.We should find Puffer.

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Marco!You can't let him win.I just heard him.I heard him.He's this way.

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What?!He's at the start he's at the start.He's running past the ball pit through the hall.He's got a close to go.

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He's at the ball pit We got a minute he's going up a second floor third floor he's head towards blue zone blue zone going he's a slide he's dead Maybe that guy

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Guys we can starve our audience and tell them if they want more they have to leave a like, you know, we could do that right now What's going on kittens I'm being gay over here I know where Smitty when I watched it.That's you.

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Why'd you hit me?

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I didn't know where Smitty was, which I do know where Smitty is, which is...Hey Smitty, where you at?

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Right here.Yeah, my partner left me dawg.He fucking left me.the second I started talking, dawg.

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I can't even find you, bro.Don't worry.

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My partner damn left me. I look like a pink balloon when you shine that shit through my camera in third person.

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You can go in third person?Yeah, hit V. No comms!Don't even say shit!

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Yeah, I hate when that happens.Anyway, Donkey's giving me some comms right now, and I'm gonna take advantage of that for real.Somebody's got a party hat on.

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Oh, he's got a fla - Up top, up top, up top, up top!Flanking, flanking, flanking!Yeah, right, dude!Yeah, right, you're dog shit!

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Yeah, you're right, you're frickin' dog shit, dude!Juked.You can't get away.I mean, I - Yeah, you can't get away, that's right.Nah, nah, real.Real.

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Nah, you can't get away.

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Yeah, there was two guys there, you weren't getting nowhere, bro.Yeah, right, buddy, you're frickin' dog shit!

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