Resident Evil: Requiem - Part 2

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Resident Evil Requiem

Part 2?

I don't think I've ever said that in the beginning of an episode ever. We're in the chair-o-broom. Oh no, my mouse sensitivity is bad. It's better now! We're in the chair-o-broom. And there I am!

Hmm.

Interesting. Oh, another bottle. Bet I'm gonna have to use them pretty soon to distract something horrifying but there were some that's also helpful huh all right ah that's actually quite bright okay need a tool to open it just looks like a screwdriver of some kind okay and once I take that I should be able to go back put the fuse in and then do I ain't afraid we're we're not afraid just a loud noise and some footsteps. Could be anything, could be friendly!

Are you friendly? There, are you- you- you trying to insinuate something here? You trying to- you trying to say that I might die here? Is that what you're saying? You obviously don't know who I is.

Uh... Ah, swingin again ah you're open oh that's what I was afraid of how foolish of me oh Oh good, oh good.

Oh. Good.

Ah.

Oh I-

Ow!

I forgot I needed to read something. I had that other note that I only got the first page of. I don't wanna read! Nope! You know what?

Not- I'm not-

I'm not doing that shit. What the fuck?

Who's there? Who is there? Shadow ghost in the hall-

Oh, no, fuck you- AHH! Hey! You kidding me?

You gonna do that to me? Good lord. Alright, I can read the rest of the book now, I guess. I'll open a children's book. Have you seen the shadow ghost hiding in the closet? Fucking no, I haven't! And I don't want to!

Why would I want that? That's awful. Close that. Alright. Alright, Harriet Jones. Let's see it. There might be some information here that's important or something. Have you seen the shadow ghost staying from the light? No.

Have you seen the shadow ghost because she's been watching you? Stay in the light! Thanks, kids. Thanks. Thank you. That's a great- that's a good stone, guys.

To staff, I have moved some items out of the closet. The screwdriver is now in the toolbox in the nurse's station. The sewing kit is- Great. Hmm. Nothing weird about that. So, what's the deal with this shadow ghost? La la la! La la la la la! there's the station nope there was that hallway that was just up teensy bit too dark quite some thunder on and I'll Frick Frick such is the way of things I know don't touch it no don't do it did the fucking oh you know that doesn't mean much around here well that's weird fine

all right yeah I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm going I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go there's light over here

You're the ghost right? You're the you're the shadow ghost

You can't get me in the light I'm gonna play this isn't gonna work. Oh My god. Hey, it's light in here

What the fuck

Hmm Well, you certainly wouldn't be just waiting there for me God, what in the amnesia the beast what the fuck they're really to scare the boop out of you us of us. We're also us we and What's-her-name Grace, what's our name our name Grace? All right, I'm just gonna go now Big boo, where's that green light from? Oh my god. Huh. Well that's nice. Okay good. Why wasn't that in there? Oh he-

I think he tried to use it and it didn't go so good for him. Where's that screwdriver? Easy. I'm very strong Oh frick

No, no, not that what about what am I doing? What the fuck am I? Oh this oh this No, I you boy. I couldn't boss. Oh man. I've really I know how to hide

Okay, now I can think clearly

clearly Clearly I'm fucked. All right, maybe if I don't move.

Huh! Aren't you moving? You were supposed to- you were supposed to go that way!

Ah, fuck, here I go. Okay, I'm going. Oh my god. Oh my god. oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. AH, THAT'S NOT THE DOOR! Man, I'm really good at games. We're so good, we're so back, baby! Yeah, yeah! We're good at games! Huh! This is my top speed! Nngh-ha! Couldn't possibly go any faster!

You can tell I'm running because I got my lighter. Huh. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey friend spotter of the game over here I'm just looking at him just like wow all right take three baby that's three for three time number one this is what it's all about all right now what was I supposed to do? Was I supposed to hide in here? No way, no way.

No way.

Alright.

Well there is a screwdriver in here. I guess. We all guess. Don't make a lot of noise when you fall right motherfuck well that was for nothing this would have been pretty good I guess So where is the freaking... where is the screwdriver? Buddy?

It's weird catching my reflection like that. I'm just so used to games not doing the reflection thing. It's bizarre, but I really like it. God, this game looks good! Where the hell would a screwdriver be? When was that guy...

They said it was in here. I'm not seeing it though. Is it under here somewhere? Oh, this is where I was supposed to hide. I get it. You're not hiding it are you? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Is that it up there? Of course it is. This is gonna make noise. I need to step on something.

I need something to step on something need something to step on that's what this is for really God are you kidding me I'm gonna move it all the way over okay Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god! That was much bigger than I thought it would be.

And the three time champion of the world is going to the light. To the light. To the light. To the light! To the light! To the light!

Oh.

Seems darker in here by the way. I was wondering if there was more light. You uh, you um... You out there? Probably not. Probably clear. you out there probably not probably clear

at least it broke open the fuck me is it just for goofs is that just for goofs goofs that's not for goofs that's not a goof that's the opposite of a goof Oh man, that spooky music. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

No, don't do it. Hmm. Alright. So now...

There's no way in hell that if I move this again it would have something fall for the third time.

What? Oh my god.

It seems fine. Why, why, why? I didn't need to move at all.

It's right here. What do you mean? You need something to step on. It's right here. I Mean is this not wait I have climb up f climb up Mmm. All right all this for a squee dweiver Give oh, yeah, it's a good one. That's a good one. That's what they call a good one. UGH!

Should I play Ring Around the Rosie?

You wanna ring around this Rosie?

Hey, ring around-

AHHHH!

That was scarier than it should have been. I was- I was not about that. How do I run faster? I- I feel as though... Watch this ring around Rosie. They call this one ring Rosie! You ever ringed a rose?

Like I've ring-rosed it. I've rosed my rings a few times. Hey, you still behind me?

Ha ha ha, you're so slow, you're so slow. You're so- oh no, I'm in the way.

You're gonna definitely go away as soon as you step into the light!

Ah ha ha ha ha

Mwahaha, mwahaha, mwaha

This is practically a safe room! Ha ha, I'm safe! We're safe. God, I really taunt the monsters as soon as I get a modic- POWER! Well, that's not good. I better hurry.

Well, that didn't sound very good at all.

Mm-hmm.

Clonk.

Squeak, squawk, squeak.

Easy. Grab. Done. Yep. Now I don't need to tell me thrice.

Uh-oh. Oh

My god straight up amnesia the bunker run right I need it's okay. Here's the problem. Here's your problem toggle I need hold because I need to feel like I'm smothering the ship. Whoa Watch this lightning fast fuse change Song that's what I like to see that's what I like to see Yeah, take that I'm stronger than you. Is it eating my feet? Our feet? Our collective legs? Good thing Senior Kickass is here.

Love the strange gothic architecture building in the outskirts of the city. I think every city has them. Multiple of them, hopefully. And it's always a mental institution. Or a hospital. As it should be. I wonder- I wanna know who directed this. They did a good job. I like this. He's so grizzled. mm-hmm yep missile checks out it checks out yep it was good Oh mr. Kennedy

welcome dr. Gideon has been expecting you how's he how How's he know?

God, he's cool. Damn.

So cool. Hm. Interesting. So how long have you worked for Dr. Gideon? Not long. I just recently joined the team.

Interesting.

Uh-huh.

I care for quite a few long-term patients here.

Uh-huh, one second.

I still didn't read that.

The notes.

Ah, ah!

Finished some research and stopped in the cafe when I noticed a hooded man. I could have sworn he was watching me. Maybe I'm just the cafe when I noticed the hooded man. I could have sworn he was watching me. Maybe I'm just being paranoid. I saw the hooded man again. He's definitely following me. We only just got here, but I think we should move on. I can't let anything happen to Grace. Okay, that's what I missed.

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I bet. Don't who?

Oh, this has gotta be good.

Can't wait experimental therapies yes

it's all very cutting-edge the facility keeps a low profile due to the sensitive

nature of the research uh-huh I bet it does

hmm looks like bodies huh hey wait a minute is that a yellow box there's a yellow crate of some kind I don't wanna we don't wanna clever I mean not that clever something tells me this isn't going to be just a delightful reunion.

Oh yeah, that's normal. Yep, that's normal. Group photo, everyone! Group photo! Gather round!

This is gonna be great! Uhh... Uh... Code 6, huh?

Look out! LOOK OOOOOOOUT!

Caw.

Gaw. AHH!

AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!

Goddamn, there was nothing anybody could have done.

HMM!

HEY! anybody could have done

don't worry I'll get him okay there okay don't worry don't worry don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. Uh-huh, watch this, watch this. Hyah! Perfect parry!

Oh my god, that actually was, I can't believe it. Sharpen? What the hell? I'mma sharpen this up! Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Ha ha! What the? You can pick that up? I didn't know that

Think you should have been a bit more careful. Holy. Oh, no, not another one. Wow. Oh my god

That's awesome

That's awesome. I don't even care that I died. I didn't even know that could happen. That's the thing that could happen! What the fuck? That's awesome! That's awesome!

I don't even care that I died, I didn't even know that could happen! That's awesome!

That is so crazy!

Oh, Barry!

Damn, I'm good.

That's what I thought. Let's sharpen this up, and I'm gonna pick it- oh god, wait, no, hold on.

My thing's not sharpened, that's why.

Okay.

Oh, come on! NGAAAHH DAHHH!

Did you cut off your own arm?

Is that what you just did?

Golly.

Oh my- Can you please... Just let me get the chainsaw! Let me sharpen my axe! And let me get the goddamn chainsaw!

Here we go. oh here we go cut you on the flip side chain you on the chain flap

nice nice nice to saw you

i want to i want to to suck into opinion Yep, that's good. Yep. Oh, I thought it was gonna get a second one. Oh Donk oh shit. I think it sucks Can I have that?

AGHYOOOM!

Oh nice.

WEEEHOOOM!

Sorry glasses.

Hehe.

OOOHOOHOOHOO! There are a lot of you in here. Y'all from the team photo. That saw and that went saw. That saw went well. That saw well. That saws well. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Nice. Get out of the room. Maybe the room should get out of me. Maybe the room should saw it.

Maybe saw it. Alexia, you need to make every single one of the jokes I've made about saws or saw puns funny. Okay, I'm counting on you. This is make or break for my career, and therefore, make or break for your career!

You can do it.

I saw leave in you! I believe in saw! Uh, yes, you have to make these funny too. Yes. saw yes you have to make these funny too yes hmm hunt us seek us find us break us I got one but if I didn't break what if I didn't find him but if I didn't want to find him what if I want them to not break. Oh, fucking god, man. Oof.

You'll see what you can do. I thought that was your job.

Will do.

Because when your job was to you know assist me and things like this it's an old building gotta be a floor plan somewhere just detecting a little bit of attitude you know No, that's not good. Oh. Oh. You mean I watched this happen? Take that!

Good shot, Sam. Great shot, great shot. Excellent.

I would do that too. That is very much like the beast from Amnesia the Bunker. Amnesia da Bunker.

You okay? Yeah. Thanks. the beast from amnesia the bunker amnesia da bunker you okay yeah thanks

Leon Kennedy yes so I'm Grace um Ashcroft FBI FBI What are you doing here? Someone getting at me.

Victor Gideon? I don't know. Well, we should leave. I wonder if there's gonna be puzzles.

Oh, hi. The the counter bioterrorism agency, right? Take this

You're sure you might need it

Me go I'm not gonna need it out of here

Trust me. There's enough chainsaws around here for me to saw I'm fuck

Oh, hey, what's up, man? Hey, dude, she won't get away, you know Dr. Gideon So nice to finally meet you Leon.

Don't you mean it's nice to saw you?

Why don't we have a little talk? I'll saw what I can do about it. Too slow. Oh, god. Oh.

Oh.

I see you're exhibiting symptoms too. Umbrella scars.

Shh. Oops.

Thought my uh... Saw my badassery would have sawn me through. I gotta get another chainsaw man. I gotta get another fucking chainsaw. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. Oh man. Wait we're not gonna get-

Grace! Gyaat. That's what it said. That's what it- The disappeared Nick left. It was left with yeah, not got yet

That's not saying that letters literally disappeared and they left yeah Anyway, I got a big gun now. Alright, who do I need to shoost? Do I have any bullets? I got one bullet! Oh, Leon, I know what you're trying to tell me, I gotcha, don't worry. I'm hearing ya. There are three- oh no, puzzles!

There are three in addition with the words moon, sun, and star. Yeah, no one got to remember that name.

Does it? Does it?

Does it? Oh man. A list of patients. Is that it? Oh, I'm not allowed back there.

Alright.

Alright, quiet zone. East wing. I don't have a card. I won't even try. I don't have a card there I won't even try I don't have a card there either Okay, we're good. Here we go You are here I'm guessing this is the red dot

Please be open please. Oh, thank goodness Hello, oh goodness hello Oh our staff director Victor Gideon transforming lives through medicine chairman Mitchell Bennett lead researcher Anthony Richardson the security manager Luke Clark dignity of the moonity of the moon, thrust of the sun, serenity of the stars! We are partners! The fuck? Hey wait, Luke Clark That looks familiar

What's- that looks like my boss

Hmm

Hmm

What does this say? Escape the Kousel room. That makes sense.

Oh!

Oh! Parlor?

They told me I got a parlor?

Oh! My box!

Oh! Alright, cool. Well, I don't need this. Okay. Well, I don't need... Okay. Well, I don't need okay well I don't need this well I got there guys I got there all right got there eventually why this one in particular

folders marked with recent dates okay unauthorized personnel are not permitted past this point in case of irregularities contact the lead researcher immediately in emergencies oh and people really need UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Oh! Hmm. Oh god. Well, that's a bad sign. That's a bad sign.

That's a worse sign. Who's there? Oh, it's just a ghost.

I'm not sure what that was.

I don't know. I don't know what that was. I don't know what that was. I don't know what that was.

I don't know what that was. That's a bad sign.

That's a worse sign.

Who's there?

Is someone there? I'm sorry if I surprised you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I surprised you. Oh.

♪♪ God, her eyes. ♪♪

You can't see, can you?

We really need to spell this out.

Who are you?

♪♪ Was there someone in the other cell Oh, okay, man, dude, calm down man

Don't worry he used the last of his strength to do that To die I hope I pass out that immediately wake up

And then hopefully die right away again

yep anyway that girl you know the other one in the other so it must have been like grrrr grr grr the light you know that one which is

yeah

would make perfect sense

anyway

I was given one bullet tonight

no no no

but it's quite-

woah

hmm

meh meh

meh

meh me me me me me There's blood everywhere. Well, not everywhere, let's be honest. Come on, guys. His skin was gouged by something sharp.

Uh-huh.

Sure was.

Is that a slap? Alright, goodbye! I was told to stay away from you, so that's what I'm gonna do. Also, I know there's this thing in media where there's this belief that you have to repeat something three times for the audience to understand it. But I feel like that's just really...

It's really sometimes a little insulting, I feel, to the audience to be like, girl with like eyes that seem blind reading braille goes who's there with eyes unseeing oh there and the protagonist still has to go like Oh cataracts you can't see and I'm just like I know yep we all, we all know, we all know. It's not... can't use it here. Alright, well, it really seemed like I could.

Eh.

West wing card, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course. Alright, let's get this puzzle on the way.

Do I have a map?

I do.

Hmm. Alright. the way I have a map I do something to fit in the indent this no hmm when did I get a flashlight? Like a real one. Oh my god. It's like LittleBigPlanet.

I think he's... cooking. I don't think this is a weird zombie or anything. I think he's just... No, nevermind, he might be.

He might not be.

What if I shoot him?

Nah, fine. I won't shoot him. Oh, key. I could shoot him. Is he singing? Oh god. Oh no please. Oh no not like this. No you didn't see nothing. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. like this no you didn't see nothing wrong what's wrong what's wrong man

what's wrong guy no no it's fine whoa huh you feel better man you you get that out of your system listen yeah you don't need to be so mean all the time. I think you just need to... I'm not gonna talk to you. I bet if I shot it would work really good.

Oh god no. But looting! You're not gonna do nothing about that are ya? Just think about it. No no no no no it's fine. No no no it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Don't. It's not wrong. It's not wrong. It's not wrong. Alright.

Nothing wrong about that. Nothing wrong. Nothing wrong man. Nothing wrong. Alright. Huh.

Nothing wrong about that, nothing wrong, nothing wrong man, nothing wrong.

Is this chilly? My god, I hope it's chilly. Oh my god, yes. I am the greatest that ever lived. Oh.

That's not good.

Okay, well that's not good.

Uh, uh, uh.

Oh.

Jeez. It's weird, the zombies seem to have some kind of a...

Woo! Some kind of a... some kind of a some kind of a intelligence to them. Kind of lingering intelligence.

Easy to pick lock. I can't pick it because I don't have anything to pick it with.

Ok, so I gotta makeshift knife. I gotta make- I gotta shit knife.

Oh no.

What are you doing? Why you banging on that? Why you banging on that, man? Why you banging on that?

Where'd she go? Oh

God okay, all right well, okay, well watch wait what the food? How do I- how do I use it? I don't know how to use it.

I'm gonna- I have to poop!

AHH! Don't do it.

WAAH!

So it seems like they definitely hold a little more intelligence than they have in the past No, I could have oh my god. It's filled with blood I mean she was right. It was messy in here, but she wasn't doing a very good job It's not my problem Not my fault. How you doing pal? Hey, what's up, buddy? Yeah, what's up? Oh, yeah, that's good

What you doing?

That's really good. Yeah Don't do it don't do it. I'm running. No, I'm not running. I'm not I'm running All right, yes, please I'm running all right yes please all right I got a gun now that's good I know bullets no oh my god oh my god no bullets no bullets what do I got no bullets no bullets I got no bullies no fuck mm-hmm No, fuck. Excuse me. Who's crying? AHH!

AHHHHH!

Jump!

Yes, I didn't think that that would work. Makeshift knife. I still don't know how to use that.

Bullets.

Okay, here's what I need to do. I need to examine. Can I use you Okay, I'll leave it for now I'll get it yeah, I know it's in management I got you

Ha Yeah AHH! Bleugh! Bleugh! Alright, it's just two bullets, I can come back for it. Uh oh. How do I- I want to-

Ah shit, that didn't work.

Oh my god, it worked!

I knew it.

Oh fuck yeah! Replace that one I just got there. Let's discard that. Blam that right- Oh, that's not very... Move.

It's taking me a little bit. I'm getting there.

Huh.

Alright. So I should be able to ring around Rosie at least one or two of them curtain no god hi what's up okay we're not gonna be friendly are we all right okay it's fine Oh sweet coin hey come here come here come here I got something to show you come here come here come here let me make sure I got my actually wait why is this the same oh man it's the same power as the other all right come here come on I want to talk to you for a second yeah come on come on come here are you seeing this shit you see it Come here! Come here! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!

STAB! STAB!

STAB! STAB!

STAB! STAB!

That's what you get.

Yep, that's what I thought. And... Oh yeah, that feels good. And then I'm gonna do one of these. See, this was all part of my plan. Gonna put that there equip this you know mm-hmm get this I'll put bullets in it that is what I'm talking about and I have two antique coins I think that'll probably be plenty anybody back there nice all right so we got a big red wheel probably can unlock this

oh should I take that it's useless well yeah, it's a little mean. Yeah, this place looks well lived in. No. A large amount of blood.

Hmm.

Yep. Oh, I can't read that okay all right whoa man big place weirdly big place I don't need to be in there I don't need to be in there I need to be in there I'm just gonna gun it all right hi everybody bye everybody I'm going there. I'm just gonna gun it. All right. Hi everybody. Bye everybody. I'm going for it I'm just gonna go for it. You didn't see nothing. You didn't see nothing The doors warped and won't open. Yeah, you know, I didn't need I didn't need it open. Oh

Nice what is it? Oh Nice I can't fucking read that really that's really really wait, I'm sorry This is a joke about doctors handwriting Yeah, I have to get the hell out of here, but the whole building is locked down I'll need to ask the chairman to get his quartz for me. I just heard another scream. My colleagues are killing each other What the fuck is going on on do you write that to yourself Combine this, combine that. Ok, cool.

Nice, good. Chairman's office. Oh. Chairman! I hear someone.

Hey, wait a minute.

Oh, that's not a mirror. I thought that was a mirror. Huh. There are indents from writing. Are there?

Figured out later

what's the deal buddy better not be anything weird going on over there yeah it's kind of weird yep interesting whoa Wow what you know I got some of the throw to wham watch this didn't do what I thought it was gonna do yeah that's what I thought blood everywhere yeah there sure is you don't need to keep commenting on it. I hope to have an office like this someday. I want to hide things behind many paintings. Many, many paintings. Many, many surreptitiously placed paintings. And many puzzles. Many, many puzzles. Oh. Oh. Oh boy. Really?

This is- I thought it was gonna-

Anyway, whatever. I suspect that we'll receive a visit from the DSO shortly. I want you to connect code 6 at 2330. I've achieved my goal and no longer have any need for this place. Ha! Just kill everybody. Kill every-

Code 6.

Code 6!

Code 6. Code six! Code six. Personnel change from Mitchell Bennett. The new hire showed promise at the dinner meeting last month. Have his clearance bumped up a level and get him set up to work on the project. Send the current researcher for processing while you're at it.

Alright. Hm.

Is dis braille? I don't know Braille. Oh boy. Oh boy.

Moon.

Star. Sun.

Moon.

That wasn't it. Oh boy. Alright, I guess I gotta scribble the-

Yeah, what is- I know what it is, I'm doing that thing. So... So... These cultist types love their symbology. It rattles when tilted, does it?

Oh my god, it does. That's crazy.

It's rattling when tilted. Oh.

Huh.

Oh, well that was easy. Huh. Huh!

B'alright.

Hmm. alright she twelve is almost dead okay can i please get a stores something i am full of scale model the kerson yes it is Why does this look like a trap hallway? It does, doesn't it?

Oh no.

Hi, what's up?

No.

Wham!

Oh, missed you. Wham! That's what I thought. And also wham! And also one of these

Don't have anything

That's horrible They don't need to start apologizing I'm not gonna start apologizing so they definitely don't need to apologize All right. I think I got the other key card at some point today No, I didn't but I do need to go to the storage, so I'm gonna go to the storage room. Okay, let me do my storage first and then I'll save. Okay, so I've got these coins, I'm gonna store these.

I'm gonna store this until I know exactly what I need. I don't have enough ammo to carry that around so... Move that there...

I should probably keep those on me actually because I'm probably about to use them.

I think anyway. So we're saving here! And that's all for this episode. Thank you everybody so much for watching. I'm- I apologize for my terrible terrible jokes. I apologize. I will continue making them and I'm apologizing because I I'm sure that Lixian failed in his quest to make me look funny and therefore well only he has failed. No, I haven't failed. I didn't fail at all. It was entirely on him. I gave him gold and he took- Oh hi! Oh glad you're here. Anyway, um, uh, you're fired. So... Ha ha ha.

Maybe next time you learn to be- Maybe next time you learn to be-

Where'd you get that chainsaw?