Alright guys, raise your hand if you ever wanted to rob a grandma.
Me too.Which is why this is the perfect game, and it's called Roblox Be a Thief.
Because guys, once you load in the game, your dreams can come true.Look, it's grandma's house right here, and then just watch this.Okay, we're gonna run in, we're gonna sneak in while grandma's sleeping.Look at that, grandma's sleeping.And now, we can rob her, okay?Look, I can steal a cookie jar.
I can also steal an office chair.I can steal a plant.Why would I steal a plant?I don't know.But um, what should we steal guys?What should we steal?
We'll just steal the office chair because it makes us $7 .50 a second.So, uh, give me that.And now we're running from grandma.Grandma's chasing us.Wait, grandma has no eyes.What the?
Grandma, how can you even see me?But boom, there we go.We officially robbed grandma.Woo!In roblox though.Okay, don't rob a grandma in real life.
You will go to jail Okay, but anyways, look at that.We're making money now.Hey guys, don't worry.We're not just robbing grandma Okay, because as you can see all the way at the end is the White House.We're gonna rob the president in roblox Not real life.Okay, so don't arrest me.
Alright government.I'm not robbing, you know Trump or anything But yeah guys like always wishes a good luck hit that subscribe button and uh, let's rob grandma again.I'm sorry grandma I have to uh do i steal another office chair i mean it does do ten dollars a second i guess we'll take it You're not catching me give me your chair.Oh No sit now.Hey guys, don't worry.I would never rob a grandma in real life Okay, so don't comment like evil Fulton or anything.
Don't comment that but uh, okay.We got $1 ,000 Let's upgrade our office chair.So, uh, okay, it makes us $81 a second.That's not bad.And let's also upgrade this one as well.Okay, perfect grandma I'm coming again time for round three.
I'm just gonna keep robbing you Okay, she just...me again.Alright, great.Bro, I wanna steal the cookie jar.I really do.But it only gives me a dollar a second, bro.
What am I gonna do with a dollar?Stop slapping me.Bro, if you slap me one more time, I'm getting you banned.I own this game.By the way, that's a joke.I don't actually own this game.
You better not do it, alright?Don't you dare.
Don't you da - Okay, alright.
Bro.She keeps laughing me this girl's annoying.Whatever.I'm still another office chair Grandma, I'm taking all your chairs.You got to stand up forever.All right, there we go.
We took another chair from grandma So now we have enough money to unlock in this store.So guys, we're robbing the store now.Okay, it cost $2 ,000 So boom, it's unlocked and let's find out what's in the store.
What do we got in here?Oh We got laptops.We got batteries.We also got a Bloxy Cola if you're feeling thirsty, okay?How much does the Bloxy Cola make me?It's so hard to see.
I can't tell.Oh, it's Godly Shopping Cart, $187 a second.Store manager, you shouldn't have been sleeping, buddy.I'm robbing you!Run!Hopefully we're fast enough.
Oh, he's slow.He's slow.There we go.We stole a golden shopping cart Yes, sir.
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Get started freeAll right.Now we're making up real money.Um, let's upgrade it.Okay, so now it makes us 758 a second.
That's good.Clap it up.Clap it up.Oh my gosh.Wait guys.Look over here.
Look over here.This guy has a ufo $12 ,000 ,000 a second.Is that what they have in the White House?Oh my gosh, that's insane.
Guys, comment down below.Do you think the White House has aliens in it in real life?Okay, do you believe in aliens?Let me know.But all right, here we go.We can now afford a rusty coil.
So now we can run even faster.All right, time to rob the store again.Come on.What are we stealing?I can steal a battery, $60 a second.We'll take that one.
Thank you for the battery.Yes, perfect.By the way guys, I have played this game before with my brothers, but I never made it to the White House I think the furthest I made it was like the rich house because as you can see you can also rob the bank You can rob the museum.
You can even rob area 51.Oh, that's where the aliens are Alright, we need to hurry up and get more money.
I need an alien making me money.Okay, let's upgrade our cart even more Perfect and then upgrade our office chairs Bro, why do I have so many office chairs?Wait, why does grandma have so many office chairs?That's the real question.All right, let's also upgrade our battery.Okay, W. Slapping me!
This girl, this girl is so annoying.Oh my gosh, stop being annoying.
All right, let's rob the store again.Hopefully we've got something better.Um, no, it's just a bunch of laptops.I mean, I'll take a laptop, why not?Thank you!Thank you for the laptop.
We're gonna place it down.And of course, we're gonna upgrade it.Come on laptop, make me money.Okay, perfect.The laptop makes me $1 ,000 a second, which is pretty good actually.Okay, how much does it cost to rob the rich house?
$75 ,000.Wait, we're so close.We're actually so close.We have $69 ,000.All right, let's collect all this.Perfect.
All right, nice.And finally, we have enough to unlock the rich house.So I'm sorry, buddy.I'm robbing your house.Okay, I'm in.
gaming pc recliner chair oh my goodness oh wait they even got upstairs oh there he is oh my gosh this guy's jacked look at him his legs are skinny though stop slapping me this girl keeps following me and stopping me stop oh wait oh my gosh this guy has gold i'm taking that run run oh my gosh this guy's right behind me he's right behind me he slapped me and i lost the item I'm leaving the game.I'm joining another server.That might be the most annoying girl ever.Let me rob houses, please.
Okay, we're joining a new server.Oh my gosh, hopefully it's not the same one.Um, she's not here, right?Oh my gosh, there she is, bro.Why did I do that?same server?
Alright, whatever we'll stay in here.I wish I was the owner of this game so I could ban her Alright, we're going back in here.Um, what do you got up here?Oh, yes gold.Yes, the gold still here.Run run.
Don't stop me, bro I swear if this ghost slaps me again, I'm gonna be so mad.Please don't stop me WHY IS SHE SLAPPING ME Bro, stop, please, please stop, please.
Oh my gosh, she keeps stopping me.
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Get started freeAll right, we're leaving.I'm creating my own private server.Oh, she is so annoying.Wait, it costs 10 Robux a month for a private server?All right, it's worth it.As long as she stops hitting me.
All right, there we go.In my private server, finally, peace and quiet.Would you look at that?Nobody's here.Nobody's slapping me around.Okay, perfect.
Now I can go rob this house in peace.
Pocket watch $4 ,300 a second.Oh my gosh, let's go run run.Hopefully he doesn't catch me.Hopefully doesn't catch me He's actually Jack.
Look at him.Look at his muscles.All right, but uh, thank you, buddy.Throw your pocket watch Oh, yeah, we're making real money now.Okay, so let's upgrade it This pocket watch makes us.Oh my goodness.
Look at that guys $22 ,000 a second, but guys, I'm not gonna lie if we want to make it to the White House We need a lot more money because to unlock the White House.
It's uh Insanely expensive because like if you go all the way right here to unlock area 51 it cost $12 ,000 to unlock The Pantheon don't even know what that is a hundred QI and then to unlock the White House.It is free SX So, um guys, yeah, we need some robots not gonna lie.So while we're buying max server luck Alright, there we go.And we're just gonna keep buying it until we have max.
Oh, so luck keeps going up guys We're at 96 X luck and it keeps going up bro.It's still going up Look how many miracles are spawning look secret spawn mythical spawn another mythical godly spawn.Oh Oh my gosh, wait, let's keep buying luck.
Yes, this is perfect.This is perfect.We're about to have like over a thousand extra luck.Oh wow.gosh.Okay, there we go And then we're just gonna buy it one more time.
We don't need over 3 ,000 x luck.That is too much luck But uh, I can't buy one more time.All right, there we go.That's it.That is enough and that's also by 2x cash Okay, there we go.And then 2x production speed and then uh, I could buy a billion dollars Buying it.
Thank you for that one a billion dollars.So now we I can unlock this the bank guys We're stealing from the bank.All right, we're robbing the bank.
Oh, it's a mythical vault $700 a second a secret 2 .5.
It's a golden credit card guys.We're stealing the golden credit card.Give me this Okay, we instantly got caught.Um, we are not fast enough Hold on guys.We need another speed coil, but look how many secrets are spawning.Oh my gosh.
Okay, let's buy No, let's spend robux.We'll buy the cyborg coil.All right, nobody's catching us.All right, there we go.We bought this Oh, we're zooming.Look at us.
Look how fast we are.Oh, yeah.All right.We're hopping in the bank They are not catching me.All right, give me this golden credit card Boom there we go.Thank you for the golden credit card and then honestly, we're just gonna sell all this junk Look at this credit card five million dollars a second upgrade it and now it makes us look at that forty six million dollars a second All right, let's sell all of this boom and then let's hop right back in the bank.
What else you got for me?Another credit card.Yes.Thank you for the credit card.Thank you.All right, we're gonna rob that All right, and then uh upgrade it.
Okay, perfect I wish there was rebirthing in the game, you know, so I can like make even more money But uh, you know, let's buy even more luck.So guys we officially have over 10 000 x luck.All right, it's go time.
We're robbing the bank again Um, oh my goodness five a diamond a golden credit card.
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Get started freeGive me that Thank you, goodbye cop, let's go another credit card, but nowguys we have enough for the next area Which is the museum and the museum cost two billion dollars.Boom easy.What do we got in the museum?What do we got?
Oh Dinosaur fossils 7 .5 million.
Whoa, a mummy is gonna chase me.Oh my gosh.That is scary, but who cares do that dinosaur?
Oh How am I carrying an entire dinosaur right now?
Look how slow The mummy disappeared.But uh, yeah, that mummy was slow.Boom.We are making so much money now.Let's upgrade the dinosaur.Um, there we go.
And then let's go steal another one.Wait, how much money do we need for the next one?
500 billion for the casino.Oh my gosh.All right.We're going to steal another.
Oh, look at him.He's floating.Whoa.Are you okay?He looks like Superman.All right, whatever.
We're going to grab this dinosaur and we're running.Look how slow he is.Buddy, you're not catching me.You're not catching me.Let's go.Another dinosaur added to the collection.
Okay, we have $31 billion.Guys, we are kind of close to unlock the casino because remember, we need $500 billion.Oh wait, I can buy auto collect.Yes, let's buy that.All right, thank you.Do we have enough to rob the casino?
No, we need $500 billion, but we need so much money.All right, let's steal another dinosaur fossil.Give me this.Let's go.Let's go.Thank you.
Let's put the dinosaur fossil right there and upgrade it to the max.Okay, it makes me a billion dollars a second Okay, so that means this credit card we're probably gonna sell these because they're they're not that good not gonna lie So sell this and then wait, what is this three hours time warp?
Oh, I can wait Oh my gosh, guys, once I click this button, I'll make so much money.Wait, look, I got twenty one trillion dollars.Yes.Oh my gosh.Wait, I can skip the casino.I can.
Oh, I can unlock Area 51, guys.Oh my gosh.Do we go in here?Do we go in here?
Get ready to see some aliens.Look at that alien right there, guys.It's literally an alien.Oh my gosh.Look at him.Look at his arms.
They look like octopus legs.
But guys, check it out.We can buy a diamond tank.I can literally buy a black hole.That's insane.All right, we're going to take out this tank.Give me this, and we're out of here.
Goodbye, alien.You ain't fast.I just robbed an alien.Is that illegal?Can I go to jail for robbing an alien?I don't know.
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Get started freeBut, oh my goodness, let's upgrade this to the max.And, okay, it makes sense.Oh my gosh makes us almost it makes us over a hundred billion dollars a second guys a hundred billion dollars a second.That's insane All right.We're upgrading all of our stuff.
We're doing so much upgrades and look at this.We have 12 000 x luck for 217 minutes.We have it like forever.
Okay.So for the cyborg ship, we need 125 qa.Oh my gosh.Oh, that is so much money All right.We need to rob the alien again.What else what else you got in here?
Oh diamond black hole.Give me that We're out of here.We're out of here guys.I'm not gonna lie.I feel kind of bad from robbing the alien, you know Like maybe he needs this money actually who cares forget the alien.Give me that black hole.
All right upgraded to the max, of course Okay, so this black hole makes me 98 billion a second.All right these credit cards.Yeah, we're selling the credit cards The credit cards are no longer good enough.Okay, how much money do we have if we skip three hours?Hopefully have enough for the next area.Uh, we have one qa guys i think we have enough for the next area actually one qa we need 125 qa okay never mind we do not have enough we do not have enough we need another black hole thank you Think it was a black hole you dumb alien.
All right, boom black hole place down now.We're gonna use it all to upgrade Well, actually upgrade it the diamond one first.All right, there we go makes us 2 .5 trillion dollar second upgrade this black hole too.Okay, let's upgrade this and then let's skip three hours again Let's see how much money we have now.
We have 21 QA bro.It's gonna take foreverto get to the White House.Bro, I just wanna buy - Wait, I can spend robux to unlock?Oh my gosh, I forgot about that.Wait, how much does it cost to unlock the White House?
A thousand robux!
Guys, I'll be right back.We're gonna, we're gonna buy some Roblox, okay?Alright guys, I'm back.I just put over a hundred thousand Roblox in the account.So it's time to rob the White House.Okay.
Uh, I have no idea what's in here.So, uh, I hope you're ready.Here we go.Three, two, one, and we bought it.Oh my gosh, we bought it.It's time to go in here.
What's in the White House?Oh, wait, look at this.The President of the United States.Whoa, who is that?What president is that?
I don't know who that is.Oh, this is, um, Martin Luther King.I know who that is.That's Martin Luther King.Okay.Uh, we're gonna grab 412 billion.
Oh my gosh.Look at the oval office.That's the president.Oh my goodness.What do I steal guys?What do I steal?
We're gonna grab this one.This is 412 billion.3, 2, 1.Steal!We're out of here.I'm sorry, Mr. President.
I'm free.Oh, you're slow, buddy.You're too old.
All right, let's go.I just stole the Statue of Liberty.Let's go!Alright, that's 800 billion dollars a second.Let's upgrade this and see how much money this is about to make us.Because I have a feeling it's going to make us so much.
Okay, it makes us 221 trillion dollars a second.Is that the best thing in the game?I think it is.Wait, 400 billion!I could have just spent robux for that.
Oh my gosh, but guys, let's go.We officially robbed the white house We stole it from the president and we stole the statue of liberty in roblox, of course, not real life.Okay, don't arrest me But uh, yeah, we basically beat the game.Okay, so uh, like always if you enjoyed make sure that like and subscribe button And of course, I love every single one of you.Thank you so much for watching and i'm fulton and i'm out
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