ROBLOX MINI WAR…

Guys, today we're gonna be playing Roblox Mini War.And if you've never played this game before, well, uh, we're about to be attacked by everyone in this map.And don't you worry, okay?General Cash has this under control.If I wanna protect myself from all these enemies over here, we need to build a civilization.And step number one for building your own city is obviously the money makers.

Okay, we gotta have some sort of cash flow in here, so I'm placing down a wheat farm that'll hopefully make us enough money to build our city out.The only thing is, we can't make money if we have no civilians, which means we need to move on to step number two.Number two, which is this, the farmhouse.This is where the civilians are gonna live.Thank you, little farmer.If you didn't listen, I would've had to step on you.

But guys, now that our country's making money, we can move on to step number three, which is honestly my favorite part of this, the army camp.If I were you you're just one guy and that seems like a whole team of oh my god.He's fighting them I will go down for my country.I swear Oh my god, he's dead.That's one troop already down.I advise you to stay inside now.

So we got everything we need for our city.A house, a farm, and an army camp, but it's not gonna be enough.This wheat farm needs to hurry up and make me some more money, because we need to buy some more buildings.We got 57 wheat so far, so let's see how much we can sell that for.Mr. Tradesman, how much you gonna give me for this?Sell all crops.

$912.And that means we should be able to expand a little more.

Let's go over here to this shopkeeper.What can I do for you?

Hello there, sir.I would like to, uh, buy another wheat farm.And let's also get some more houses and some more troops and of course before we expand anything on here We actually have to give our country a name, so let's go ahead and do cash But fart and obviously our flag is gonna be fully red because that's my favorite color, but now we can start the expansion We're gonna put some more wheat farms here, and I have it separated all nicely Okay, all of the homes are on the left side all of our money makers are straight in the middleand then of course our army camps They're all gonna be on the right side.And there we go Now we just have to wait for all of them to build up which should be pretty quickly once all the houses are done We're gonna have enough people to move into the farms and into the military bases.Look at this guys.

It's very beautiful We now have three troops.I don't know if three is gonna be enough, especially since two are going ahead Hey guys, wait up for your buddy back there.No, sir.He stinks sir.We will fight alone guys.No, you're gonna do okay Wait, look you're actually getting them low.

Come on.Come on.Come on.Come on.It's one guy left We can take this over.I got you sir.

We will take over.Yes, and that is our first territory compromised We're now gonna move all of our troops over here.And this is now the land of cash butt fart Oh my god, but there's more people spawning in.Hey, where are you coming from?My troops are dying out here.Oh, no Bro lost some aura when he died there But we're obviously gonna need to be a little stronger so we can attack all the other people yikes So guys, don't you worry?

I will be right back I'm just gonna take all the wheat that you've made me and I'm gonna go sell it.

We could use some better camp, sir.These wheat farms don't make a lot of money.

Don't you worry about it, okay?I'm the one controlling this.I'm the president.Here you go, sir.How much you gonna give me for this wheat?$4 ,000, we take those.

Now, I can actually buy some better farms, like, um, this windmill farm.We'll take that.And of course, we need some better housing for our people, so we'll get this big ol' one, okay?They can all fit in the same thing.And as for the army, we're gonna buy the barracks.Don't even know what barracks means all I know is that cash butt fart is gonna rule this entire Landscape by the end of this video and guys if you haven't left the like on the video just yet go down and drop a like At least if you want to see me succeed because this is gonna be kind of hard I have no space to build back here I might just have to put the house right in front of the others the windmill could just go right here and then the barracks It has no room.

We have to expand this place outwards.There we go Now that we have a clear spot we could put the barracks right there and this is taking way too long to build So I'm skipping all of them instant build.

Yes.Thank you.Give me the confetti Okay, I'm sorry.

Now we have better housing, more money being made.

and a better army.

Come on, Cash Buttfart, let's go, guys!Yes, let's go.We have another base we need to claim, and they're up here.You guys ready to fight?Come on, move the troops here, let's go!I want every single army member moving in, and we are rolling out like a mouse.

Yo, I already had one guy die?Oh my god, everyone's dying.

Thanks.Oh, I'm gonna fart.Wait, what?

No, you guys died instantly.Oh my goodness We're obviously not strong enough to take them over just yet We're gonna have to upgrade a lot more and we're making a lot more money from these farms right here But I have a feeling it's just not gonna be enough.Here you go, sir.I brought you flour Does that sell for a lot more?$8 ,000.Yeah, I don't know about that buddy.

I might just have to go to the shop and spend some robux Let's just scroll down the farms list and see what we can get.We already got the windmill.There's a wood plant a cave Yeah, no, I don't want none of that, bro.This is what I want here at the bottom.There's, okay.Anti -matter reactor for 4 ,000 Robux.

It says I need to do research to actually get this, but if I just spend money, I can just get it like that, right?Okay, what else we got?An Area 51 lab, sure, we'll take one of those.And we're just gonna buy basically everything else in here.The black hole generator, sure.Data center, why not?

I wanna build the biggest camp of all time.Alright guys, we have bought literally every single thing we could we have every factory available in the shop right now So let's head back over to cash butt fart and we're gonna need to place all this stuff down But unfortunately, it's a little too big.So before we do that, I'm gonna have to expand this place It says I need $700 to expand one square and I'm only making a little bit of wheat right now So, you know what we're going to the shop and I'm just gonna buy like a million dollars.Trust me.It's a worthy investment Alright, there we go.We now have a million dollars.

It's time to start diggingGoodbye, squares.You were blocking me anyways.We don't like nature around here.We like factories and cement and New York City.There we go.

That looks so much cleaner.Now we have space to put down all of our factories like this nuclear reactor, which obviously I'm gonna skip because I ain't waiting no three hours for this.And there we go.We also have this anti -matter reactor.Let's skip that guy.

And there we go.

Very beautiful.An Area 51 lab, which is gonna go right there.And then of course our black hole generator, because every normal civilization has this.Boom.Look at this.It's so beautiful.

These buildings are about to make so much money.Like look, this factory is making 36 stable Uran.What even is this?Can I sell it?Here sir, I want to sell you this, uh, this crop.$100 ,000.

We gotta place some more down.Data center.Boom.Uranium cave.Bank.Research labs for, uh, all the scientists.

And of course, our two diamond caves.Because of course we need a mine for some diamonds and now guys we have every single money maker in the game The only thing is we have no civilians and you want to know why I have no civilians It's because I have no houses.This thing is not big enough.We need giant apartment complexes Okay, so real quick.We're gonna go back to the shop and this time we're gonna go to the houses category And let's see.What are just the best houses that I could get a giant skyscraper.

That's a lot of robux But you know what we're doing it.I want to conquer every single person in this server So let's buy that and let's just buy everything else in here It might just be better to spend all my robux on the skyscrapers.They fit the most amount of people So, you know what?We're just doing that.All right, we need to make some room for these guys Let's just clear up all these squares now I want everything to be out my way and I like how I'm just lifting the grass out of the ground I feel like this is not how it works in real life now that we got space to build Oh my god, look at how tall these skyscrapers are.This ain't even a mini city anymore This is just a regular city at this point giant skyscraper.

Oh my god.Can I climb it?No, it's fine We have three more to place down Ah yes.This is so beautiful.Look at all these different people going to work now I can't wait to work at the uranium factory.Well, I'm going to the black hole Center.

I'm going to McDonald's.Everyone's got their different jobs I hope you guys make me as much money as humanly possible.And since we still have no civilians here I'm just gonna place down a couple more towers this helix tower.We'll put a hotel right here Sure, and there we go Now we have enough people in our city that can actually work all these jobs and as you can see see guys we have 222 more of this stable uran uh we're getting 144 antimatter from here huh alien essence okay they're just producing everything in my city i'm about to sell all of this and just make millions of dollars bro let's just collect everything bro i have 96 data cubes dark matter huh and just the rest of this stuff okay so if i sell this how much money are you gonna give me i don't got any tomatoes to sell you i just have uh uranium bombs 13 million dollars come on guys we finally We finally have enough to clear the rest of our plots now.Oh, maybe not.

Apparently it costs nine million dollars to expand.

But now that we have better housing and more farms, I'm just gonna get rid of all of these ones in the middle.We don't need no wheat farms, bro.We got radioactive farms.

Oh my god.Why are the people in there green?Those are aliens, sir.They seem to be communicating with each other.Oh, very interesting.

Guys, I upgraded all the houses and all the buildings, but I didn't upgrade my camps.They're still so booty! military sector.What's the best military defense I could buy?Oh wait, there's a missile launcher and a mech station.Okay, 4 ,000 robux.We're doing it.

Cash buttfart will prevail I don't care how many robux I have to spend even though it's a lot.But here we go guys.We're going all out I ran out of robux.Gotta buy some more.Please don't call me broke in the comments.All right land of cash buttfart Don't you worry?

We got some more army stations coming in the mech station, which I think I accidentally played Sideways, that's fine.There's little mechs coming out of here.Oh my god.Okay, let's keep placing generals base Thank you.And wait, I want to see these mechs imagine.They just take down this other territory in like two seconds They just killed the helicopter.

Yes kill all of them.Finally.We're taking over the second territory.Every troop needs to move here Oh my god, I love these robots mwah mwah and finally the flag of cash butt farts coming in.Whoa, since when did I have planes coming in here?Okay, guys, I will be right back.

I'm gonna go place down the rest of those war buildings We conquered garrison, but I still haven't placed down this rocket bunker.There we go Of course, we need our missile launcher and finally our air base.Oh, yes.I love it I love it now that we have all of our defenses placed down We already have helicopters ready.All of our citizens are still wandering around guys get to work But I believe we can go and conquer another territory.Okay, this one's already conquered by cash, but fart this one's also conquered by cash But fart now guys, let's go.

It's time to move on to this territory guys We could just lock in and kill them in one hit right?Yes, sir.We are killing them, sir.Oh my goodness gracious.They are getting atomized Okay, I think we're a little too op at this point.We instantly just took over and now their flags being taken down and Cash butt fart flag is being taken up.

Oh my god, and people are trying to come in.They're just getting demolished by my planes right now We have a whole dome around this place and I believe we can still keep going guys the final place for us to gois right up in here.There's a military dude that's already taken it over, but I want to move my troops in.Okay, buddy, let's go.Every troop needs to come into the center of the map.

This is what everyone in the game wants to conquer, but they're not going to do it.I'm going to be the one to do it.

Let them get up.Let them get up.Come on.We're trying, sir.They're actually pretty strong.What do you mean?

No, they're not.

Look, we're already going in.Did y 'all hear that thunder?Yikes.But look at this, we're already taking over the center of the map.We could take over every place on this server as long as we lock in, guys.And yo, wait, who's shooting at my helicopters?

Hey, yo!My troops are getting low!Ah, don't worry about it, guys.Come on, let's go conquer this place too.I want every single location on this map to have the cash face on it.

Wait, what?No, come on, guys!Yes!

Another cash flag put up.Oh, but look at this! is taking out all of my people.Hey!

Sir, this other guy is a little stronger than we thought.

No, no, no, no, no, my mechs.No!Oh my god.This guy just took me over.Oh, you messed with the wrong guy, buddy.Let me see your city.

How about that?Oh my god.Okay, this guy's city is actually kind of insane.Of course he beat me.This dude has like 12 different army camps.And also look at all of his gold mines.

Dude, okay, this is kind of insane.He also has 161 million dollars.Okay guys, if we're gonna want to beat him, we're gonna have to pull out the big guns.We already bought everything.in this shop, I know, but we can go one step further to the premium shop.Look at what we got in here, guys.

Prototype crates, and they have a bunch of different factories.This veteran crate has a bunch of things.Okay, we're buying five of each.And we're gonna fill out our city with millions of buildings.Maybe I'll get something OP on the first roll.Huh?

I'm doing five at a time right now.Come on.Okay, we were close, but yeah, no, we'll take the 5%.We're also gonna get five of these veteran crates.Maybe they'll give something even better.Oh, another 5%.

And also,we're gonna get all these passes like times two money auto collect times two building.Yeah, we need that Alright guys, that's every single game pass purchased.We're gonna buy another 2 billion dollars and also go over to our research tab because I completely forgot about this and we're just gonna max this out, okay?Army training, yes.Fast workers, yes.

And it says you don't have enough researchers to research?Okay.We're obviously gonna need to expand.We gotta destroy everything real quick.Guys, don't worry, I'm gonna place you all straight back down.I just need to declutter.

First of all, giant skyscrapers are going smack dab in the middle.Helix Tower goes there.Hotel goes on the back.And then at the very front, Anti -matter reactor area 51 black hole generator elite base mech station rocket bunker air base.Okay, I'm sorry I probably shouldn't say all of them out loud Sam.We should probably just time -lapse the rest of this build Alright guys, after over 20 ,000 Robux spent, I present to you, Cash Buttfart V2.

We now have the entire city built!And look at how much cleaner this all looks.I got all the banks over here, the research labs are all together.All of these research boosters are just in a stack.And then a bunch of gold, diamond, emerald, uranium mines.Can't forget about all of our giant buildings in the middle, and then of course, all these factories all around it.

And last but not least, every single military base in the game.I think I bought like two more of the mech spawners, which should be right here.So with all these now in my base, I'm pretty sure my army is gonna be ginormous I don't know where they're at right now, but let's see.Okay, we still have this conquered.Oh someone took this over No, no, no, we can't have that happen.All right, every troop get here destroy this plot of land for me.

Oh my god airplane What are you doing here alone?He's dead.Oh there you guys are Okay, so all of my troops are getting destroyed by this hot dog, man.Yeah, we're not gonna let that happen, buddy I'm moving all my troops right over here.Mr. Hot dog, man.You ain't gonna get away par -

me, buddy.Where'd he go?Someone wants to send me an alliance request decline I'm not gonna let that happen.Yeah, raise that cash flag up And you know what this hot dog man is getting on my nerves.Let's just take over everything of his do not let him advance forward Yes, yes.Oh wait.

He just left the game Now it's this this dude.Okay wait.He has seven billion dollars is my army gonna win against his he kind of has all of his troops right here You know what we're gonna.Try it.I'm just gonna move all my troops into here with his guys everybody come over here He's got a lot of helicopters.Oh my god, and they're fighting come on cash, but fart you got this we have so many mechs oh My goodness ain't no way.

He just cleared out all my guys like that.That's it.We got to send the nuke We got to send the nuke.We're expanding our army on everything max out every research possible army size.I don't care Yes, there we go.That looks a lot better to me Oh wait, we just conquered him while I was upgrading all that cash butt fart.

You guys did it I think we're the most opie in the game now Wait, can I finally deploy my army and rockets on here?Oh my god.Look at that.My rockets coming in Yeah, and guys just like that cash butt fart always prevails.All right, this is a little mess Either way if you guys want to see me play more of this game and max it out to be even crazier Then let me know in the comments also drop a like subscribe if this video does well, I'll make another video But either way, I hope you'll have an amazing day.Thanks so much for watching.

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