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Today we're playing would you rather but it actually happens. So yeah, this game's kind of been blowing up lately and yeah, let's just try it. Uh, why do I have a banana? Oh, I guess I don't have a banana in my inventory. It's just Robux. So what is this about? Would you rather have a random hairstyle or be entirely bald? Oh, so when I walk through this, it's actually going to happen to my character. Dude I would so much rather not be bald but it depends like is it the afro can I go in the middle? Nope I can't. I'd rather have a random hairstyle I think I'd look dumb bald like look guys there's no way no no I can't do it I
cannot do it we're having a random hairstyle. Look at his hair. They make fun of me oh my god there is no way. Yo should I get this haircut in real life guys? 50,000 likes and I'll do it smash like. Why is this thing like following me what is that what the heck? The event machine what is the is this an admin abuse what even is this? Okay wait can I spin this? Nope no I can't okay all right. Would you rather be way too tall or be too short? oh this one's tough i mean i feel like definitely tall in real life i'm like the average height of a man um so i'm not either of these fulton on the other hand he's this he's right here uh but i'll go too tall yes yeah 57 i'm surprised it's not more oh wait and now we
have to go through this obby tough obby you got there Wow. Okay. So what is this reset size?
Okay, I see would you rather wear a tutu or be an egg for 15 seconds choose both doors?
What's yeah robux. Okay. Um, where a tutor be an egg. I want to be an egg. I'd be down to be an egg There is no way I have always chosen the most popular answer. I mean, I'm just choosing what I would rather do. I don't wanna wear a tutu. I feel like that's kind of weird. So we're an egg.
Okay, and it's gone. What is this game, bro? You have to pay to sprint.
Are you kidding?
What is this game? What? I thought I press X. Am I dumb? Whatever bro. Okay, would you rather save the babies?
Oh or save the cookie?
Why are you laughing at me bro? What is this weird game dude? What am I playing right now? Um, I would rather save the babies50 I was like no chance okay all right well I'm proud of you guys for voting save the who put is save the cookie who did you were evil okay we got would you rather have one it'll talk for me would you rather have one Robux beggar or have five Robux beggars. I don't want to either actually but let's do one I guess No, no, shut up shut up shut up what if okay what happens if I do it? No, this is a pay to win! I wanna buy a new avatar. Now!
Okay, fine, fine, fine, take it, take it. She just disappears, doesn't even say thank you. Are you joking me? Wow, dude, doesn't even say thank you. Would you rather have a burger or freeze? Burger or freeze, um... With the fries, I'm just eating the fries's hair with the burger
i'm actually eating the burger and it would probably die but i don't think the fries would die if i ate its hair so we're eating the burger i chose the wait more people chose fries really wait can i eat this i can't even eat it what i just just hold it. Okay. Okay, um save six seven or save your My god, that's Brax from knock Yeah, we're saving our friends I do not care about six. Oh My god who chose save six seven bro. 23% is insane Wow y'all are awful
Okay, so next one Would you rather join the group and like the game or be stuck in?
Detention stuck it would you rather join the group and like the game or be stuck?
What is oh
My god, that sounds awful. I'm not gonna lie. No way, bro. Wait, what? No, I don't want that. Be stuck in detention.
Escape detention by finding the door before Baldi catches you.
That's easy, bro. Done. That was the easiest thing I've ever done. There's no way 39% said join the group, bro. That was easy. All right, would you rather own an annoying chicken own it? Why do we have to own annoying things? All right, is it because rather okay. Okay, chicken. Shut up
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Get started freeYou know what? I would rather have is all you guys to hit the subscribe button because 70% of you are not subscribed watching this isn't that insane? So just hit the button sub up. All right, we're almost at 10 mil Subscribe guys, ooh No. Oh, it doesn't come with me? Oh, bet. Oh, that's fine. He's like way back there. That's not even annoying.
Would you rather- Oh, God.
Would you rather be an e-girl or shrink down 75%?
Okay, realistically, in real life, I would be an e-girl. Actually, I would be an e-girl and then I could just change back to being an e-boy so e-girl and what if I didn't choose both let's do choose boo yeah I want both I want both oh my god no no the cow is following me no get stuck on the door get stuck in the door yes yes stupid little idiot cow would you rather sound like would you rather sound like a boy keep forgetting it talks for me sound like a girl I mean I am an e-girl so gotta do
what you gotta do I typing in chat to hear your voice. Okay
Yo, what's poppin? Make sure to like and subscribe right now and go play survive lava for brain rots big w big chungus. Can I say a curse word?
Boop, okay. That's not a curse word. What if I say an actual curse word like but oh, it doesn't do it. It doesn't do it. Okay. Okay. Okay What if I just do this? It doesn't do it. Why hi. Why stop talking? Why no, I want to sound like a boy I ruined it. I ruined it. Whatever bro. Oh my god. What is this option, bro?
Would you rather have banana arms or banana legs?
In real life, I feel like banana legs. I could just cover them up with pants. That's easier than having banana arms. Banana legs. Banana. Oh no, we cannot show that. We cannot show that. Admin panel. Bro, it's all pay to win. Okay. What is this next one? Would you rather have a homeless man follow you or have a crying baby follow you I mean I got rid of the cow the cows way back there somewhere So I think we get to do the same. I'm a homeless man. He's gonna be annoying. He's gonna like give me money and baby Did I just kick the bit
How was the baby walking bro now we got to get it stuck behind this door Oh my god, that is so annoying. At least it's over there. Okay, would you rather?
Would you rather be fat or be skinny?
Skinny. No, I'm just really, really thin. Yes, the baby's stuck behind the sign, yes! Wait, is that gonna disappear though? I think it is. No, it does disappear every time.
Dang it, bro. All right, here we go. What is- Would you rather watch the duck song or complete an obby?
That says snorp.
That doesn't say duck song. Oh yes, the baby's stuck.
Let's go.
I'm cheating the system.
Screw you, little Timmy.
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Get started freeComplete an obby or what? I feel like this is gonna be copyright. So let's complete an obby. This is easy. I'm curious. Well, this is the easiest hobby of my life. Why did I choose to be a new girl, bro? Oh, what the it literally made me jump left. What happened, dude? It's being weird my keyboards like me Okay, whatever we did it screw it and the baby's still back there, right? Yeah, and the cow let's go dude I'm a genius. Okay, here we go. Would one actually. I don't even know. I wish I could, you know, change myself.
I do not like looking like this, but it is what it is. What is snorp? Wait, force everyone to watch the duck song. Why does it say snorp, bro? I'm so confused. All right, we're gonna grow dragon wings.
Ooh, yes, and I reset. So now I have dragon wings. That is aura, I'm not gonna lie. Okay, come on, next. Bro, what are these questions, dude? Would you rather marry 6'7",
or marry Skibbity Toilet?
Bro, there's no chance Skibbity Toilet has a freaking...
He's...
So why is it a guy, dude? Oh, this is terrible, bro. This is brain rot. Well, that's just obviously a guy, so we're going six seven. That's a girl six seven two girl guys, right chat. We are gathered here today to witness a
monumental W we are here to Between this absolute unit 67 and a legend on the right 67 Do you promise to be a good partner and always be there for this person?
He's just T-posing.
He's just T-posing.
Take 67 to be your partner.
I do. No cap.
Oh my go- why did- I forgot I sound like a girl, bro.
A baby car?
This might be the greatest game I've ever played in my life. I'm not gonna lie. Oh no. Oh, no It's about to get tricky. It is about to get tricky. Here we go
Would you rather save mom or say?
Have to pick okay What we're gonna do if Siri can correctly guess the right number that I'm thinking of, I will save mom. If she can't, I will save dad. Correct? Let's try it, let's try it.
I'm thinking of it, I'm thinking of three.
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Get started freePick a number between one and five. They picked five, so. I'm saving dad. Hey Siri, that was up to you, bro. That was up to you, I'm sorry, mom. No! I'm sorry, that's not my mom. My mom doesn't look like that, what the heck?
Oh, she was fine. Oh, 74% said save mom. That's interesting, actually, if you think about it. Okay, well, I'm sorry, mom, but that was Siri. Siri guessed wrong. Okay, here we go.
Ooh.
Would you rather be rich or be famous?
Interesting.
One out both.
Just kidding. No, wait. So, okay. Be famous, I'm probably gonna get people following me and it's gonna be annoying. Like being famous comes with being rich, kind of.
Like if you're famous, you're rich for the most part. Kind of like if you're famous you're rich for the most part kind of depends like I guess you could be like a meme and That you'd be famous and you could make no money from that but it just depends but clearly he's got money look at him He's got the money chain on and the Rolex but being rich You don't like people don't really like be rich be rich wait. We're best friends now, right? Oh my god Slap the gold digger.
I love that brother.
No.
We're best friends now, right?
Okay, let me get them behind this.
Wait, we're best friends now, right?
Shut up, idiots, shut up. No, I don't remember. I don't remember you.
I've always needed to be a superstar.
I've been your them behind this. Okay, I got one away, I got one away. One is stuck back there. I don't need to pay, I don't need to pay.
Okay.
Shut up.
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Get started freeOkay, let's see. Bro, shut up. Okay, let's do this. Trap her behind this.
Perfect, okay.
Bacon. Let's do this. Trap her behind this. Perfect, okay. Um, bacon. Bestie, best friend, BFF for life. Let's hang out today and forever. Hey bestie, you are my best friend.
Shut up. I'm getting a slap hand. I'm getting a slap hand. I can't do this. I cannot do this. It doesn't even matter.
No. Hey bestie, you are my best friend leave me alone idiot. I hate all of them. I hate all of them. Okay, here we go Here we go. Would you rather walk on Legos? Okay, I walk on hot coals Legos is not even that bad. It's really not Legos It's not even that bad dude Legos are not even that bad. Come on, let's be real. That was easy Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, would you rather hit the like button or hit the sub button?
Hey, hey, hit both. Hey, hey, why not hit both?
Hit both.
Hit both. Sub, hit both. Like, now hit both.
Hit both, Hit both. Leave a like if you liked that song. That was a good song. Low key. Uh...
Would you rather like the game or make all the devs
cry? Make all the devs cry. Nooooo! Please like our game! We worked so hard! Please give us a like! Nah, I'm good. Just one little like. You're begging. We one little like. You're begging. Stop crying. You're begging. No, no. I am going to cry if you don't like our game. You're already crying. I'm begging you. Nope. Please like our ga-ga game. Ga-ga game? What the? No, definitely not. No, definitely
not. Bro's begging. Bro's begging. That's disgraceful. All right, what's next? Smash head or get stuck in the- Would you rather smash a glass bottle on your head or get stuck in the void for 20 seconds? Realistically in real life, void for 20 seconds. I feel like that'd be interesting.
I regret it. I regret it. Yeah, that wasn't so bad, honestly.
Wait, what?
Would you rather save your first friend or save your second friend?
I don't even know that. I don't know who that is friend racks from knockout We're saving Brax. See ya Hamza. Don't even know you it's just people on my friends list, I guess. Oh That was awesome. Okay interesting. Oh, yeah, I forgot I can run this is so much better Would you rather eat Brussels sprouts or eat baked beans? You rather eat really do like brussels sprouts i'm not gonna lie but baked beans 100% oh my god it just fell on my face okay
would you rather be able to crawl or run super fast?
ooh run super fast wait what i don't get it what okay I just jumped over the little walls. What was that about? Have a huge head or a tiny head? Would you rather have a huge head or have a tiny head? Definitely a huge head. Definitely a huge head. Look at the top of his head. I regret it immediately. Oh my God. Where's my hair? Where is my hair? Why'd they take my hair? Ew. That is so cursed. Okay, next.
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Get started freeWould you rather fall out of the sky or get hit by a train?
What?
You're dying either way. Actually, you could live by getting hit by a train. Get hit by a train.
Ah!
Fall out of the sky was more popular, dang. I feel like you can survive getting hit by a train and I did survive and now I look like this. Okay, next. Would you rather eat toilet paper or drink rotten milk? Ooh, eat toilet paper. Toilet paper is not that gross. It's just not really edible, but rotten milk is nasty. Why did I puke? Why did I blow chunks, dude? What the heck? Okay, it looks like there's one more section left after this.
Would you rather do the worm or do the floss?
Uh, in real life I can do the floss, so I'd like to learn how to do the worm, I guess.
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This is an interesting game. Let me know which one's you rather eat pizza. I'm talking broccoli Okay, is this gonna be like a 99% one? Um I'm on a diet though. So low-key broccoli. I didn't even do in the game. Wait eat pizza or eat pizza What was that? What was that thing? Okay, whatever. Let's continue. This should be the last one There's only four of these. So, let's see. Would you rather brain rot rain or taco rain?
You'd probably die if they hit you though. So tacos would be probably survive, but it's going to play the raining taco song and that's copyright. So that's why I'm going this way. Object rain or object rain.
What? This is not rain, bro.
They're just, what?
That was massive. Holy. Okay. This is the weirdest game I've ever played. Would you rather own a super car or own a private jet? Private jet for sure.
If you pick super car, you're dumb. Private jet for sure, bro. Yeah. Okay.
58%. 41% though. Like private jet is so much more expensive. You can sell it if you want the money or you can use it to go anywhere in the world. That'd be so nice.
Would you rather eat a cookie or eat cake?
Cake is too much, bro. Cookie, 100%. Very good, very good, very good indeed. I'm not even eating it. I'm like putting it like here. All right.
Wow, how many bites does it take to eat a cookie? Or wear a Valkyrie. I don't really know much about the roblox avatar lore types thing I know I know Dominus is a rare honestly neither. They're kind of I don't know. I don't find them cool, bro I don't know. I'd rather wear the Kayla's chain, bro. Go cop. Um, I guess a Dominus. Oh now I'm wearing one Oh, I got one for free. Whoa, it's a 5050. You saw that 50 49 dang. Okay, would you rather speak or rather have a speed coil or have a jump coil? Uh, Jump coil jump coil. I want to jump What that doesn't even work nice dude doesn't even work. Love it
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Get started freeWould you rather live in a big mansion or live in a cottage show me the cottage? Oh, bro, like who's saying cottage who is saying I guess it depends on the vibe But I mean look at that mansion though Look at that supercar though. That's AI, but we're choosing it What happened to it? What? Yeah, obviously 14% Okay, let's continue. My stupid jump coil is stupid
Would you rather have a rainbow trail or have a fire trail? I?
Well, it doesn't matter fire. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. That's aura. That's aura. Okay. I think this might be the last one
Here we go. Would you rather have a balloon or finish the game?
Finish the game glasses on we did it. Oh Let's go, dude. Let's go Is that Bigfoot? What the heck is that Apple thing doing? Ooh, I don't like you. You're creepy. Okay. Well, um, nice ideas for doors Oh, this is kind of cool. Actually, would you rather let me think of something good? Let me think of something good This could actually be put in the game. Hold on Eat a booger or eat. Nah. Nah, that's lame. That's lame. That's lame. Would you rather be a
youtuber or a streamer? Oh, that's a good one. Submit. Put that in bro. That's a pretty hard one actually.
All right.
Well guys smash like we did it. We completed the game. I'm the greatest player ever. I'm the greatest player ever.
Bye.
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