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SAFETY NOT REQUIRED

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Do you see it?Is she there?Um, the ding is in the game.

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Dude, you totally just got a notification.

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It's in the game.It's not real.

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Wait, I have to build.

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Okay, f*** you.You're not getting over here.

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Come on, man.

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You're the builder.

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I put my trust in you.Oh, there you go.

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What am I supposed to do now?Oh, that was easy.Dude you're getting a text Hey, you did it I'm still thinking about the text thing one of us is getting text.

0:45

Oh, wait, is it a race?

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No, it's not.

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Oh Dang, I was sending these up to you to try to hit you.Oh, yeah.Oops.I gave away my plan there How do you do the ball Oh How do you, how do you, can you point the ball any other direction?

1:07

Yeah, you can, uh, how do you do it?You just gotta, you gotta be better than that.Hurry up!I'm trying.

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I wanna play.You had a chance to play.

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Why'd they put me on the ground side?Oh crap.Complete accident.Alright, I am the builder.

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I want the dollar, I want the dollar, I want the dollar!I want a dollar!

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Send us to the moon.

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Here, I'll weigh it out on the other side.With my fat ass.That's nice.

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Here, I'll put two of these down.One here.

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Quick, quick, quick!

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Alright, we got it, we got it, we got it.

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Do you support LGBTQ?You're a builder?Alright, I can do this.

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You're a builder, not me.That's not gonna work.No!Now what am I supposed to do?

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Wait, you can actually make that sell.

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Nope, not even close.Oh, this one's fun.

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Alright, sorry, I just got a text message.Yeah, who's texting you?Yeah, you have nothing.You have nothing.I'm nothing.Alright, you build.

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I'll just do this.

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don't i didn't even mean dude i was just thinking like i'm just gonna get up this way i really wasn't thinking about what okay hold on i think this oh that makes me feel way better it's like filling up a cup with water yeah like you're filling it up and it's gonna go oh you're gonna me out bro yeah right it's not gonna work Does it tally up who has as many dollars no, that's a good are you like making this a competition?Yeah.

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Yeah, we'll keep track.

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The editors will keep track Wow, I'm winning by a lot Dude, I'm not good at this yet.Well, we have no don't do that.

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That's just cheap Don't mess it up.

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I'm not the builder.I can't mess it up.No wait for your weight.

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OhDon't you dare?

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No to get it back.Oh my god.Take my time with it now.

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Check this out How can a balloon do that to me, all right build it right Wait, you can live just build quick I don't know what you think you're doing with those Dude, you just screwed it up for us.

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5:20

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,Okay, okay.

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You swam too far down.10 seconds!

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I'm not gonna be able to, once I get the dollar, I'm gonna fall.Oh yeah, the money weigh you down.Okay.We got big money.What is this?Is this dirt?

6:06

Oh.That's fine.They were on a seesaw, this is cute.Remember when we were kids and we would do this?

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I don't think I actually ever got on a seesaw as a kid.You're a fat ass.God dang it, could you stop?

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Lol.Lol.

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Stop!Lol.I'm gonna, I'm gonna screw you up.I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

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Okay, I'm the builder help everyone get the money what it's a lot of falling you have to be fast be fast fast No, you have to make something to support it to stop it You okay.Well, I'm learning.I told you everything you needed to do.I'm learning in this life.

6:51

You help me out of here Oh, why can't I do it?Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't leave me Thank you.

7:01

Oh, I tried trapping you in there.That was not to help you.This is cool.A little bit different.

7:06

Wait, we could just do this.Tight.

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Yeah, yeah, there you go.Ooh, bouncy.

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I can make it still.I can still make it.I'm the builder.

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I am too.What is that?Whoa.Taking myself out with you.

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That's not going to do anything.Wait.

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Um, oh, we got to go up there.I used to have a tail.

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Whoa, that's a smart idea.

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Now we can flip it back over.

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No, I don't think we can.Careful, careful, careful.Wait, I have an idea, I have an idea.Check this out, check this out.That was actually really smart.Let's try to be like creative like that from now on.

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You can use the moon to clear out that stuff if you do the ghost version of it.That's not gonna work.Use the ghost moon and like it'll like break all that stuff everywhere.

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Ghost moon?

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Yeah, is that the moon that won't touch you?

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I think.

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No, that's the moon.No.Yeah, it worked though.

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Wait a minute.Okay, check this out.I can do this.I can do this.You have to get the dollar.

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No way he did it.You have to worship me.Just run.Just run.I can't see.Am I the one with the light?

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No, I'm the one with the light.No, okay.We both have our own.What happened?Ow.

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Oh, no, no.

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so good.

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Oh crap.I need you up here.

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You go up here for what right here the dollars up here Oh, I got it.Yeah, why it's going up.Oh, it's going back down.

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You're a builder.Oh, yeah Oh my god, we can't get down.

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No, I do the moon thing that the moon things got nothing that that's not a moon That's a beautiful.

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No, there's nothing we can do.

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I got this dude.You might be you might be right.We have to die We just have to get over this wall, okay Okay, but how are we gonna get back?

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11:34

Oh, oh, thank you.Suck at this.Okay, you gotta get the other side best both of us.Why?

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I'm sorry about this.Push it up against the wall.At least push me up against the wall at least $1 .00 $1 .00 $1 .00 Don't touch that like a good idea for this one.

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Oh my god.

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I'm getting technical with this.Oh my god Okay, now it's anchored.I want to like see what some of this stuff does like this is gonna It's been eaten by an oyster.It's opening a little bit.Here, I'll put another.

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Start jumping.Dude, the anvil is working against us now.When in doubt, use the moon.No!Yes, I have to.That's a good try.

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What if we put the moon in the water?

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Yeah, okay, okay, I guess we can miss sail a boat remember if you get the dollar it's gonna make you heavier It's not gonna work.It's not gonna work.

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Why?

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That one's impossible to be fair Why did you jump because it's water how do I get down there even jump jump Nice.

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I'm the builder and I get the money.I'm the builder and I get the money.

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Well, what am I going to do?

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Good for me.

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You're so stupid.I'm stuck.

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Lala.

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No, come on.I'll help you.I'll help you.I'll help you.

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Here.

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OK.

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Stop what?

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See?Oh, yeah?Well, try this.

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It hit me directly in the head.

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One time in school, she did that to me.Back in elementary school, she did that to me.Wait, so what's the story with that then?She hit me with a dodgeball in the face.I had a crush on her.Oh wow.

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I was trying my best not to cry.What grade was this?12th.I'm just kidding.Like 5th grade, 3rd grade.

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5th grade.Did she say sorry or not?

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um i don't think i just i think i just like kind of ran away because i like you know like when you get hit in the face and you know you're about to cry it was like one of those damn she probably didn't like you after that she just got married oh you have to save me you have to save me dude this thing is running out this is running out this is running out coming i'm coming bro it's literally running out No, I'm not.

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Can't rush hurt.Oh, you idiot.You have to save me. I jump on.

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Oh, you got to give me. I can't get in.I can't get in.

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Oh, my God.Sorry, I was just really panicking.I was a damsel in distress.It's OK. I was rising.You don't know how do you rotate this scroll wheel that that would do something.We're going to get mechanical with this.

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Be a little creative with it.No.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Don't just put a balloon down.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Yeah, I guess so.Oh, you can kind of pilot it.Goodbye.

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All right.And now for my next trick.

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That thing that just went up into the atmosphere is going to show up on like the CIA UFO files they're releasing.

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That's all that sh** is.Like your world is sh**ing out this brick.

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What if we do this?Yeah, right No, I honestly thought I was gonna put a balloon down after putting stop.No, you have to make it lighter Yeah, you have to put a upper and up brick.Oh, I need to put an upper on god.Dang it, dude I can't reach it now.God.

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Dang it.

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Oh, it's not freaking the cow.I'll put another one down Yeah, cuz it slowly like pushes us outyou know?

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17:21

Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.What is going on?

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Can you get rid of this other crap?Oh, wait, it's still pooping it out.No, okay, wait.Just do that over here.Do that over here, because then when we get the money...Don't get the money yet.

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Don't get the money yet.

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All right, here, hold on.

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Don't be out here getting all this money.Put the balloon on.Stop jumping.

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No, this is better.This is better.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.No, but we have to sail it.We still have to sail it.Put the balloon on the brick.What brick?The one that's not anchored.

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Wait, are you talking about this one?

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It's sliding!It's sliding!

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Hold on, which one are you talking about?Are you talking about this one?How did you even do that?

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We have 30 seconds left.

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We got to go a little bit crazy with this.Dude, you f***ing idiot.

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You f***ing idiot.You f***ing idiot.Come back!

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Nice little bumblebee.

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Wait!Honey!Yeah, you got to get the honey.

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Stop you're trying to prevent me from getting the money.Yeah, you did it though.You did it though.I'm a builder Yeah, you are.All right, so you you have just got to start with one of these All right, I still have a chance Wow, I know you do that.

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Can you jump on the triangle?

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I want to see what this does That's not good.

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Alright, I think we're on limited time now.You gotta figure out how to get up there.

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How do I do this?Hold on.

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This is old.

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Oh crap.

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Oh crap.This is a really good try.Thank you.Yeah.Just attach it.Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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That's fine.Just push it.Just push it.Just push it.Just push it a little bit more.Oh my god.

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That was a scary monster you made.I know.

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I kind of wish there was like a sandbox mode for this, you know?

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Yeah, make a horrifying monster.Okay, give me a sec.Stand on this side.Oh, come on.You told me to make a monster.That money turned me into a monster.

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Get on this side.Get on this side.

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No, wait.Stay there.Stay there.

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That's fine.I don't need you.Oh, crap.I might need you.You can put an up thing.

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Put an up thing.I'm gonna try my best to stop it though.Oh, it's rotating Did you try to block me with your body let me guess balloons No, what like what else do you want me to use for a situation?

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There's plenty of stuff for you to use There's pointing downwards Okay, no money I can get the money

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Help me get the money.

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How am I supposed to help you get the money?I can't help you get the money.You can get it from here.Yeah, yeah, jump on it.

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You're running out of time to get the money!

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Dude, we can't even leave.There's no exit.

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Okay, just make another one of these.These are anchored yeah, yeah my glitches in that is our only hope yeah, put it like above us above us above it Not above us like that.

21:39

Yeah, come on.We do their genius this way We can play that game.

21:53

Oh, yeah play that game We can play we can play that game.It's fine.We can play that game.

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What's this now?Wait, what did you just put down a spring they have a spring?

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Oh, wait, there's more by it There's also a hover platform.I need to buy this for 600 bucks Did you know that was happening, oh wait, I don't have it for this round whatever so cringe I'm the ability I have a spring Check this out.

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I'm taking my time with it.

22:48

Wow.That was amazing.

22:50

Wait, so this is a Whoa, so wait, what does this do just hovers brah help me out.

22:59

This is gonna make stairs.That's not waiting That's like cheating.Yeah, it is kind ofbut wait, can it like be moved?Oh, yeah, I can Oh, it's too heavy for one person two people.

23:12

No, I think it's too heavy to have money on it.

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Oh Wait, wait, wait, I have a really fun idea.Okay, what?

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There's like a pinball I think it's gonna happen.Yeah.

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Yeah, actually Now you have to get up using just that You sound like Michael Jackson there killing myself.

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Oh my god.

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Check this out wing.

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That's it.I guess boy.How do we get back?No, I just another spring.Yeah That makes you go high Oh brah Don't walk on the right.Oh wait, of course it doesn't give you that money.

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Give me that money Stop stop.I'm trying to my fast.He's a anvil.We can't make that We don't have yes, we can no don't build dude.

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You can do it.You can do it.Oh

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Uh, don't grieve.Aha!

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This is a builder!

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Wait, no, I can just, like, look at this.F*** nothing.You are nothing.You are nothing at all in this whole f***ing world.Dude, stop!Come on!

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Yes, yes, yes.I'll go out your door.No!

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Yeah, moon yourself, dumbass.You were saying?Well, you can't do s*** now.

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Are you sure about...Oh, crap, I can.

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Yes, I am sure.Have fun being...Oh, f***.Stop pushing it also Die is you would I care I gotta get on the ride Ha ha I'm so peaceful without you.

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Wait, you didn't incorporate the spring Try to save me actually had to try to save me play along.

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Okay, I'll play along I'm serious.Um, I think I have to get, I have to get down here.

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No, you don't.Like genuinely.Oh, okay.

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Thank you.

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But then to get back, we have to use the spring.Isn't that far enough?

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No, it's not far enough.We're holding all this money.I'll make like a catching thing for us.Yeah, build a net.Don't worry, I'll finish it for us.Thanks man finish the job at all costs That's a good try nice and quiet good.

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Oh my god You build something fun no If I'm building something funny, you have to stay on here.

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27:25

Okay, I'll stay in the middle.All right, so let's both bounce and see who's fatter.

27:29

What?Okay.Go.Oh, wow.Uh -oh.Choose!

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Yeah, you have to choose.What do I choose?

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So, that means I die.Oh, well, I'm really sorry about that.

27:50

Builder!Dude, work fast, there's ice.Oh, f*** over it!

27:58

The money.I just got win 50!Badge for winning 50.Okay, you can't touch the red.Let's see what happens We have to sail this away no, you can't attach stuff to that.All right, I have an idea That's a good idea.

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Actually.Hold up.Wait, can I attach a spring to a balloon?I did it Oh my god, bro.Wait, this changes everything I'm just gonna keep it

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Yeah, that's the money that's the money down there that You need to get that money and then get out this door What do I do?

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Thanks for the tutorial.I don't know Oh my God, I'm a genius.

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God.Come on, let me touch that money.Come on, let me touch that money.It's like running away from us.

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Okay.You got to get us back now.Thanks.

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I'll still get there.Don't be so cocky.

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Okay.Yeah.Yeah.You're the builder.Build a spaceship.

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Start out with the base.

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Then we got to put some type of ish here.

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Then you close it.No, no, no, no.This is perfect.Look.You can fix it, you can fix it!I can't fix it.

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You gotta get that money.

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Right there's the money.

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I did it!I'm the builder!

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I made it out.I made it out in style.Now you have to build a rocket ship.

30:51

Yeah, it only seats one.

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I'll just sit on your lap.

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No, it won't work.Sorry.

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Look, it's flopping.Bro, it's flopping.

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No, it's fine.This is like the structure.

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You need another one.There.Okay, hold on.

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Stop.

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Stop.Yeah, I'll fix it.

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Look!Look, we can control it.

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Okay, you have to put like an anvil in here once we get that money though.

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True.Okay, get ready, get ready.

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Get an anvil ready.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Get an anvil ready, get an anvil ready.

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Okay, okay, okay.We got that money.Put another, put another, put another!

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It's working!It's working!It's working!The bubbles.

31:51

You start popping my bubbles.

31:53

That was kind of cool though.Like the spaceship genuinely works.

31:56

No, let's try it.Let's try again.Let's try again.

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All right.Um, yeah, I'll do a right here.Okay.We're getting eaten by a clam.Uh, right here.Oh crap.

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No, this'll work.Oh, wait a minute.Check this out.

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Yeah.Nice.I think I'm stuck in hell now.

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I'm trying for somethingthis time.

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We have a mat.Okay, so this is like the bird's beak.

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Yeah, here we go.

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That's pretty good.

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Ooh, perfect.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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God dang it, this is harder than it looks.

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Okay, we'll do something.Not that.Moon.Did you lift?

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Did you get that money?

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Hey.Get that money.Okay, we gotta think fast.

33:22

We're gonna miss completely.I've just seen you floating away, just kind of like, yep.

33:37

Dude, I totally could have fixed that, too.

33:38

Oh, come on, what are you?

33:41

Oh, cool.It's like Angry Birds.Dude, shoot something Angry Birds style.That was very cool.

33:49

Oh, this is perfect for the spring.Oh, wow, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.You can both build.

34:13

Let's build one last rocket ship.OK.

34:16

Yeah, yeah, good idea.

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Let's have a rocket ship competition.Yay.

34:24

So much better than this.

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Yeah.All right.

34:30

Somebody's a little bit insecure with their rocket ship.

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No, actually I'm not

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That's your rocket ship.

34:37

No, it's not.Well, it's not done at least.Uh -oh.Uh -oh.

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Wait, look, look, look.

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Mine's actually kind of epic.

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And now we're ready to go up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

34:58

I didn't even get the dollar.I need to go over your rocket really fast.How the f*** do I get out of here?No, you got it.You got it.

35:23

I Need to work on the eject button you didn't even try to build a ship.

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Oh, I'm the builder.How can I do this?I have an idea Very interesting Oh, wait a minute.

35:50

Oh, come on Good luck with that.Oh, he's coming for you.I can make this work.What I could probably make this work, too You just got like James Bond slide under the doors.I think you're doing it.I hate you Whatever.

36:17

What am I waiting for?I think you're still alive I'm alive!

36:20

I'm alive!I'm alive!

36:22

Alright, I thought I was dead the whole time.

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I like how you just appeared out of like this sideOh, that's Nevermind.

36:33

Oh, how am I gonna get it now?

36:43

Rotate it?Boom.Oh, shoot.Yeah You didn't even dodge it Did you make it?

37:00

Oh, come on, that was my spring Nothing I won let's um, let's mark Ship this is our last hope for a ship.We have to pilot this thing get in here.Get your get your fine ass in here These are our modulators our modulators these help stabilizers.Okay, so we'll start off with one of these Okay, sorry start with one of these Push it that way push it that way.

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I'm sleepy.I'm in the bed.

38:21

Oh This is terribleThis is a manual you start How's that supposed?

38:31

Oh my god, you're doing it.

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I'm doing it.We're doing it and it's not working Alright guys.Well, let us know what you think of our cool ship.We have here.Don't just leave us trapped in here We're going to lift off right now, actually

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