Saving The Cities From Flooding [Drain Sim]

It's called drain sim. I think this is a game where you fix flooding premise the game has really shockingly good reviews, so We're gonna load it up

All roads out of the city blocked emergency vehicles stopped

Oh wow the whole city's flooding am I gonna be the guy to fix this with a trusty plunger I'm just gonna start pooping outside. Oh, I thought he was gonna take it

No way it's just me in the plunger. Absolute brother. What? I'm supposed to I'm supposed to unclog dude. This water is like 4 feet deep. Plus in a rural neighborhood water level overall open map. White circles highlight the area approximate location of storm drains. Oh, so am I supposed to open up storm drains,

pick up the rake? Yeah, hey, let's turn that off. Hey, hey, let's turn that. Sorry. Gotta switch to the old trusty rake. This is a weird animation. What is there? Pile of sh** covering this storm drain?

What is that? It's just straight up feces. I feel like this alone would drain the whole city now. Clean that storm drain alone. Find the next storm drain. Oh, this is the tutorial.

It's probably going to get a lot harder. I'm going to deal with like a busted fire hydrant. Saving the day, reeking poop out of a drain one at a time. Find the big drain, hold secondary action button to scrape the storm drains. Keep scraping until you see bubbles. What is secondary action?

Oh. What? What is secondary action? Ohhhh.

What? Like this? There's no way. That's how you do it. Alright, now it's clean. Open the map

The red regions on the heat map to define where the water needs to be removed

Well, I already fucking did that shit go to the backyard. Yeah, look at this

I'm not gonna lie. This would be the most satisfying job ever

Have you ever seen those tick tocks where they unclog like storage drains with like a tire and they just pull a bunch of mud out of that shit because it's fully clogged. Oh, that's like my version of ASMR. I'd watch that shit. Not those muck bangs. Turn on the power.

Yeah, I think this is a I think this is get a get a new house angle now I Think I think this is a run it back and go next we got about two feet of water in the basement bursted by Holy shit pick up the wrench How do I Interact with it? Fix that shit.

Close it. Righty tighty lefty loosey chat. What is that backwards in? Aren't there some things where that shit's not true? Think of it as a sight light. Joe equals a plumber. I don't think this is the casual job of a plumber though.

This is like emergency storage stuff. Oh, bring the sight. Oh, I thought I had to fucking clear out the basement. We're just gonna leave the two feet of water there. Turn it on. Pick up the shovel over here.

No problem. Oh, and I got to drop the rakeake I can't keep all at once the fuck I can Dig a path through the dirt and clear the mud water out. Oh my god What am I starting a fucking water irrigation system? Is this the early Roman Empire? History fact. History fact. History fact.

They had complex water systems. They also had in Rome brothels where they displayed the sex position that they would perform on the top of the door. Fun fact. Maybe not fun, but a fact nevertheless. Aqueducts. They used to wash their butts with sponges in Rome. Why do you know that? Because I watch random fact videos about Rome. Because I like learning about Rome.

Clear a path for the water, dig a path through the dirt so that the water can flow to your neighbor's backyard. Wait, and I'm just leaving it in the neighbor's backyard? Am I not fixing that? I could probably clear a better path. Maybe make it wider. Gotta be a faster way to get this going.

There we start it. Get some laminar flow. Beautiful. Now we're cooking. You gotta make the hole bigger. Pause. Yep, sorry John. Just gotta leave this in your fucking house here, buddy.

See you later. Pick up the bucket, secondary action, scoops water. Probably gotta dump the remaining water. I love how it's still raining yet I'm doing this. Like I could have just waited for the storm to subside first. Beard question mark?

Yeah we do have a beard. John's gonna leave a one star review. Well uh I don't work for fucking John. This is my house and that's his stupid ass yard. So not really my problem if I'd'd you know have to say so myself He also just has a conveniently, but you know maybe he could start a koi pond here

I did hear he had that cooking in the books Span the remaining water Wait use the scan action bro. I gotta scoop up up all this shit. This better not be like Power Wash then. Okay, good. Bro, y'all remember when I played that game? That game made me nauseous.

Ugh, any sim game where you have to get like 100% of the area before it's clear is fucking ass. Oh, a little sump pump. I know what this is, chat. Place the- I don't know how to do this, though. Place the pump in the water. Yep, roger. What do I run this to? Just outside?

Oh, into John's house. Oh, into John's house. house okay we're just gonna fucking oh this is like the worst neighbor ever I'm just gonna be like yo don't don't mind me here's like a loud engine going in the middle of the night place bump in the water tap to turn on am I not doing this shit right?

Oh! I thought I was gonna pump it out of the fucking basement. What am I doing? Why am I doing that there? This is like a puddle of water. Just let it dry.

Oh God. Oh God!

What chord? Oh no.

Oh it works. Never mind, I'm a fucking genius. W. Look at that. Wow that was all I needed to do. Now I go do it in the basement or no? Why don't I sub pump the basement water? Do you think I'll glitch the game out if I do this first? You think I'll glitch the game out?

Alright, we'll leave. I was just trying to be efficient, you know, while we're in the backyard I feel like I would do that shit. Don't want to waste gas now, do we? Gotta get my shovel and my trusty rake. For some reason I keep dropping.

I gotta turn music on. After we finish the tutorial. I'll do that

It's a long fucking level. Whoa

Good as fucking new dude, and we got speed bumps in the neighborhood fancy got a clean more poop

Don't know what that is or how me scraping it in is it's like Waffle stomping this shit down the drain. That's really fucking clearing it up Just straight up mud patties like diarrhea. Yuck Pick up the squeegee in the meantime. Let's clean up the remaining water on the street. I'm gonna squeegee the fucking street clean

Why Why? Why? That's too much. That's way too much work. Oh, I'm just, I'm helping move, I'm helping direct the water towards the drain.

Grab the water vacuum.

Okay, well then why the fuck am I grabbing the squeegee, dude? Oh my god, how many fucking tools are there? God, I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid.

I'm so stupid. Vacuum okay, well then why the fuck am I grabbing this squeegee dude? Oh my god. How many fucking tools are there? God damn Pick up the water gun see this is better Vacuum the vacuum works best in shallow areas deeper water fills up too fast. Oh My god vacuum the remaining basement water. Oh, why don't I use the sump pump? Why don't I use the sump pump? This dealing any This is the most inefficient piece of shit ever.

Just go vomit the water into the neighbors house. I'm using the fucking sump pump, dude I mean, what the fuck are we doing with our lives right now? Where's the cord? Attach this shit. What the fuck are we doing? Turn it on Oh my god, I mean talk about fucking efficiency

Oh No, Oh No, Oh don, turn it off! Awww!

Awww! Wait! Boom!

How do I grab the sucker? I Run this out here. Can I place dirt down or now? Do you think I'd be able to place dirt down? I feel like this is still fishing This is definitely more efficient. Even if some water gets drained stuck

Than the other fucking thing because that water vacuum was like pulling teeth Look at that. I mean, this is just fucking 21st century innovation at its finest Solving the basement water problem in a jiffy

Creating a whirlpool effect, but it's alright because it's just draining into the neighbor's yard. So we have nothing to worry about. Dude, the basement, the basement is so full of water. It's gotta be almost done.

No!

Every other time right click, every other time right click is better. Like you're supposed to right-click to focus but this one right click like vomits the water out of the ground all right the sump pump is just you know fucking limp-dicking it now it's not really working anymore let's get rid of that Put that shit back

Turn the old generator off. I think the basements basically done right? Let me go vomit water real quick And then that's almost drained fully Does this look dry to you? BASEMENT STUN!

Dude, he has a whole ass pool here now. I feel like he should thank me. Everything's done.

Am I getting paid? $1300?

Let's go to the garage. I know, thank you. Thank you. That's me. Yep. Nah Yep. Also, one garden in the area was discreetly drained into the neighbor's yard.

Nah, I don't know anything about that.

According to several chatty residents, was supposed to be fixed months ago.

Yeah, I don't really know.

Spite? An elaborate passive-aggressive art piece?

Oh, that's the pool in the neighbor's yard!

Oh.

Do I get upgrades? I better be able to buy upgrades also, I've just been having a stale pizza there yuck Open mission board Where could I buy stuff or do I just have to do another mission first?

Midtown market canal to pipe water into flooded cafe select tools. Oh, this is it. I Gotta buy a pump. Oh No, I have one. I Only can bring a certain amount of weight Damn wait, so I have one. I only can bring a certain amount of weight. Damn, wait, so I have full Turn this shit off Oh my god, actually keep it on but subtle

And now it's just gone, okay, well

Anyways, we have the option of picking our own materials here

It says it's at 10 a.m. So obviously I'm not gonna need a light because it's not gonna be dark out I feel like a pumps obviously good a generators definitely good inflatable barrier

And

Then I could go to the shop and sell and buy things I already have a pump but I could buy a pump mark 2 for 800 bucks Pump mark 4 generator sight light inflatable barrier and a bucket. What should I buy? Probably pump mark 2 for 800 bucks? Pump mark 4 generator, sight light, inflatable barrier, and a bucket. What should I buy? Probably pump mark 2, right? An upgraded pump with improved internals for faster water removal requires electricity from a generator to operate. Well that's every generator. So that doesn't seem worrisome. Wait for pump 3. Oh, I could just buy Pump 3. Should we blow all of our money on Pump 3?

Yeah, but then we're so close to Pump 4. Pump 3 can't be that much weaker than Pump 4. Pump 3. And then I sell this one bang genius genius oh and it weighs more all right I think we have everything else we need it's just canal to pipe in the water no problem All right All right another day on the job Gotta clean up some fucking cafe that floated apparently

Also, I'm seeing a bit of water retention here to get a little jump test Only a little bit nothing too crazy Let's check ooh Sitting area one two center, cafe, right and left.

Deeeee- ooooh!

Oh my god! What should I start with?

Is this a free generator?

All right chat, we're gonna already run a high IQ play right here. You're gonna fucking witness it firsthand

We're just gonna stop pump the shit out of this. Or do you think I need to dig a hole? I don't think I could dig a hole right there. So I'm just gonna place that shit right in the square middle. And we're just gonna run it right there. Turn on the old Jenny. Short for generator.

Slang. In the drainage business. It's slang. It's a lot quicker to use it All right now we turn it on does it work Let me see this mark three pump my god, it's a fucking beauty Because I can pour all the water into here, and that's perfectly fine Honestly, we can probably do two things at once. Let's go start clearing fucking storage drains. Maybe a little rake and a little bucket action I

Do have that inflatable barrier, but I don't know what it's for there's nothing over here Hold on is the water not supposed to be in here? I think it is. No, this is literally... I'm supposed to be running the water through this. That's perfectly fine. You have to compliment the generator before turning it on you look so beautiful today generator

You look wonderful Rest of the water is a bit of a scoop action type play. I actually know it's a water vacuum play

Water vacuum kind of blows though hoping where we get to a point where we can upgrade that maybe.

Just because it is really slow. It's clear! No it's not. Wait, but does it give it to me? Oh, it still just gives it to me Vomit that water real quick and we're good. Oh Fuck I keep forgetting to change my offhand

Okay, that was like the easiest part of everything because now we have to go into this hellhole of the cafe That's like fully fucking flooded And I don't know how I'm gonna fix this did I grab all my tools I don't think I did let's run back are you playing the rage game with small fries in like an hour or so all right we gotta clear these drains first bro they said the cafe was fucking flooded this is the whole damn strip oh my god are you fucking kidding me what

the hell is this this is fucking terrible clear that we got those two down It really is just clear all the storm drains first. Cause that's gonna get like the majority of the water out. And then we're just gonna probably have to squeegee slash redirect stuff. This is like Hurricane Sandy. This is fucking worse than Hurricane Sandy.

Didn't Hurricane Sandy like submerge?

OOOOH!

Oh, that's real deep.

Didn't Hurricane Sandy like submerge people's homes Where are the drinks I'm like stay out right here Are you reacting on Friday we are There we go. We only got a couple more here. A lot of water to unclog. Crazy comparison, yeah this is more just like a rainstorm.

I feel like any hurricane is generally worse, especially in like, the south. What's like the worst state to live in for natural disasters? Probably Oklahoma or Florida. Oklahoma for tornadoes or Florida just for everything. Florida's pretty ass. Natural disasters, maybe not a natural disaster but but like for like droughts and shit. It's probably like maybe like New Mexico, California, Arizona

Somewhere like that. All right. I think we got all the drains done But now I don't know how I really Get rid of the rest of the I think we like leave this right now. Let it drain and we'll go into the cafe because all of this is just gonna take some time and we could fucking multitask while that goes and then we'll just have to squeegee the rest all right where the fuck is the cafe I'm going the wrong way why do I run like a fucking Looney Tunes character?

Do you hear my feet? Straight up pitter-patter. big bucks to clean this shit oh god can I like get in the bathroom no chat how do we drain this like where could I bring this water and it's all fucked up here too I feel like I have to run it just outside

Potter vacuum, you know, let me vacuum up like 500 gallons of water. Oh somebody left without paying for their coffee. I Think I just suck pump it outside of the fucking house or outside of the cafe right literally just like into the street There's nowhere else that I could bring it and there's nothing over here that's like the only option

This guy definitely is foot fungus me or the character in the game I did have warts on my feet when I was younger I used to scrape them against the concrete in the summertime all right yeah we're just gonna flow it that way cuz it looks like the water is slowly making its way out of here Nether warts IRL. Yeah, crazy, right? See like why do they put where's the fuck where the fuck is the cord at? Can this generator power two different pumps at the same time? My dumb ass shouldn't have sold the pump. Oh, that's a lot of water.

I think it'll be fine. I didn't grab the water barrier. I probably should have grabbed the water barrier.

I think it'll be okay. I didn't grab the water barrier. I probably should have grabbed the water barrier. I Think it'll be okay This is clean it up nice and fast maybe get the maybe get the water back in this area here Real quick

Water backs actually piece of shit though, like I don't even see the water it's sucking up. Wow, hell of a job here. Wow, this is an equivalent of a Nerf gun in the fucking water world dude that shit was terrible. Let me go vomit this in the drain real quick. Oh my god I didn't even clear it all the way. The fuck am I doing?

Oh that would have made things go by so much faster. I feel like I should go check. Why is there still poop on the drains? I thought I cleaned them all. Does stuff get stuck in them over time? This one's got shit in it too.

Oh yeah there's just fucking trash everywhere so I have to constantly clear the storm drains that's fucking annoying oh mess are you growing a beard yeah only for like another week though and then we're gonna shave it. Yeah, how do I fix the water problem here? Because that is just there's just like straight-up pool wait is this supposed to be filled with water I'm probably gonna say no no way. This is still sucking out water. Oh my god Squeegee it towards it. Yeah, there's still a lot of water there. God damn

Back in the rest of this

When it was Halloween I went as a vampire with my friends, or with Brooke, for a Halloween party with my friends. My friend challenged me to do as many push-ups as I could, and I was wearing my vampire teeth. Push-up 50 or 60, I inhaled it and swallowed my vampire tooth From that point on I got pretty paranoid that it was gonna like lodge itself in my intestine And then my EMT friend was like nah, you're good. I've seen people swallow worse. I didn't ask a follow-up question. I probably I literally went thanks and then I moved on I probably should have gone. What have you seen other people swallow?

What else could there be? What's worse, there was some guy he had to respond to that had shoved something up his ass that he couldn't get out and they had to take him to the hospital. I don't know what it was. It was some sort of object that like obviously shouldn't go up your butt.

Like it wasn't like a dildo or anything. I think it was like a uh

not like a Pringles can but like something that like what I don't know something that would get like lodged in there like a disfigured object not something that's like phallic. No, not a glass jar. Not one man one jar That is uh, also the worst video that i've ever seen in my life Dude how's this still pumping water out? All right, let's turn this shit off just doing nothing I

Gotta go put this in one of these things. We're gonna go drain this while we sweep the water out of there. I

Really should have gotten multiple sub pumps and generators. That was I didn't think that I would need to do multiple I don't know why I didn't think I could like multitask But I did not think that I can multitask. I'm gonna put it right here And then it'll all it'll all back splash back in It was a soap bottle, how do you know it was a soap bottle you weren't there I Don't know what's like an item that somebody okay let's not get into this i think this will work I don't know if this is working.

We're going to leave it and check back up on. Wait, did the generator turn off? Does the generator have to be in a dry spot?

I think the generator needs to be in a dry spot. Yeah, I killed the generator.

There we go. All right, we'll leave that for a minute while we go fucking fix this cafe, and then we're gonna have to squeegee the water out of it. There's no way this is the most efficient. While the cafe is clean. How many more do we have to do? Oh God. Right center sitting area.

Wait, it's working! Very slowly because a lot of it's draining back in, but it's working. Vomiting water real quick. All right, now what else do we need to do? I need to go scrape this over here. From this center point, this is the right side, apparently.

What is over here? Do I need to squeegee this out or no? If this doesn't matter, should I even vacuum it up?

This can't be the method, this can't be the method. Is this pushing the water? How do I tell if this is pushing the water? Oh, it's pushing the water. All right. All right Well, there's like water flowing downward Turn up the music it is a little quiet. Hold on. I

Think I need a light just push like this

But it keeps going back

Is this the second game today? Yeah, you missed it. We watched we played a game where a priest was eating Well, no, he wasn't eating people

He was he performed a demon ritual to save his dad's life It saved his dad's life, but then he was only able to eat people to survive so he was like killing orphans crazy game the fact this still isn't drain Sitting area one is almost done. What could I do while this pumps? Because there has to be shit that I'm able to get done. Like I could vacuum the water here.

Because now I'm in the center and it says that there's a little bit of water that needs to be sucked up. You could put another hose to the other drain. Wait, I'm able to do that? Nah, I can't. There's one hose per sock pot. Alright, it's working again. Almost fully done.

We only have a little bit of each center. Center and sitting area is basically done. We only have a little bit of each center center and sitting areas basically done The only thing that I have to do is this left. Oh god Hmm. There's another pool of fucking water, dude. I would just leave it man Let people swim in it, you know, the pigeons all fucking poop in it and then there'll be like bird flu that spreads It'll be awesome

Only a little bit of drainage left here why is everything wet I don't know probably because it's storming generally what happens during a storm things get wet I think I probably should have poured it out here because then it would have equally went out and that would have been a lot faster I gotta do that with the next one Like that would have been so much quicker Hooray! Alright now we let that shit drain and then we go over to this one.

Put it somewhere high up like this. Bang. Look at that shit. Nothing's gonna get that wet. Boom. Boom. Play the finals? I had a bad experience the last time I played the finals. Not enjoyable. Twitch Rivals event, they're like, oh don't worry, it's gonna be like a casual journey.

Oh don't worry, it's gonna be like a casual journey. Everybody's gonna be able to play, it'll be fun. Nope. Alright, we only need the center done, which is a part of this shit, the sitting area. The center, I feel like I just gotta start fucking vacuuming water up. There's gotta be a more efficient way to get like shallow water drained though. Like even like right here it's just like wet. I don't know though, it doesn't make me do all of it so I feel like I should just like pick up the water. That's like here

Like on the side

Now everything's wet again, dude, everything's wet again, but it needs look I this is so much better because now it's going to both of these drains. It's actually going to all four of them So it'll be done almost instantly Why are the lights coming on do I have like a fucking hard timer on when I got to be done this shit? Oh It's becoming nighttime This get this game has day and night cycles Should I have brought a light

Nine to five well, it started at 10am, the fucking sun's setting. This is almost drained. Pump will get almost everything. Alright, this is almost done. Dude, this fucking sump pump noise is so annoying. Oh my god. It's gotta be almost done, right?

I'll suck up the rest.

Thank fuck.

Thank fuck. Thank fuck. Thank fuck. Thank fuck. Holy shit, that was terrible. Check that out. All right, what do we have to do now? Just right and center? What the hell is it drained on the right?

Dump the water dude, I got a fucking key. I gotta organize my inventory better All right. Now the right should be good. Suck up the rest of the water.

Might be slightly inefficient. I did just suck up all the water and then immediately vomit it right back. Probably wasn't the play. It's gotta be close to done. Look at that sliver on the left. Oh my god, dump the water.

God damn it!

Why is everything so flat?

Good.

Kingsman added you on Marvel Rivals? Yeah, we're gonna play with each other on Wednesday. Next Wednesday, not today. This seems like a horribly frustrating game to play over time. No, horribly satisfying, I think you mean. I think this should be done over here too.

Almost, just gotta clear the drains. We're literally fucking a nipple hair away from being done This better give me like four thousand dollars. I'm banking on it I swear if I make less on this level than the tutorial level, I'm gonna crash out Nothing Dave Blunt's cop can't fix. Yeah, that should be a saying Just start saying that just like bing it

Actually, no edge it. I don't know say either one instead of Google it. Let me let me thing that See, how is this not done? It still says there's water here, but like it's just like the grounds damp What can I do about that? It's right there dude, I can't even see it!

Yes!

Alright, now we go vomit water into the right area and we're done. Wow, that was like a perfect circle. Yo, should we run a prediction on the next round of this game on how fast it takes me to beat it? Do a little survey of the land.

I draw a line, chat bats on it. I'm sure that I would win that. Like this area, I would have drawn the line, I would have been like 15 minutes. How long has it been? Surely less. Let me squeegee the water. Push it into the old drain. Get it done real quick.

I don't know how good this is though. I feel like either way it just drains no matter what. And it just keeps getting build up. What rage game are you playing with small fries? Log Riders. I think is the name of the game.

We didn't use the shovel once. there was like no area that I needed that I'm just sucking the rest of the water up and then I'm not gonna throw it up Oh, please oh, please Don't do this to me. It's right there. Just squeegee the rest. Come on. Come on. I can't vomit the water again. It's so close It's like you don't need to get all the water But you need to get enough that the games is like the games like oh, yeah, you got most of it

I wonder if the rain actually adds more that might be what it is You gonna play silent still three. Oh god if that came out Senator the game's not your dad. Probably I played the first two. Those are like some of the scariest indie horror games I've ever played That's still three. Oh God, is that game out? Send it to games hashtag probably. I played the first two. Those are like some of the scariest indie horror games I've ever played.

Any sleep paralysis game is really scary. Cause you just basically sit in a bed and then look around and everything just starts fucking running at you and there's actually nothing you can do about it. Yo, how are we not done do I need to get the water level overall down

is that part of the rule because that's really shit okay we're done $1,100 brother

$1,100 are we fucking serious? That's it to find the entire Midtown Market area, previously one big urban swimming pool, completely drained.

Dude, they're talking about me like I'm a fucking superhero.

Yep, that same mystery figure. Plunger on the belt, attitude unknown. Oh, and the beloved corner cafe, all so dry. Locals are thrilled, though the owner reportedly wants to thank whoever did it with at least three free croissants and a hug. So three free croissants. Can I get a chocolate one footed vigilante or just someone who really missed espresso?

Wow, what a day. What a day. Who's paying me if nobody knows how I'm doing this? Am I literally just doing this myself and somehow stumbling upon money? It's the quarters that I'm finding. Magnet, what? Market magnet fishing? Magnet fish for trash until sunset?

What?

I get $1,400

Why am I magnet fishing for trash I thought I had a fucking drain stuff

What am I gonna find in the water? It's gonna be like a dead body. I

Know people are big fans of magnet fishing too, but like what would you possibly find magnet fishing? That's of value outside of scrap metal Because whenever I see videos of people magnet fishing they'll get like a big bike like a rusted bike oh Yeah an old horseshoe guns I don't think you're gonna be able to refurbish those that's also a little scary Chad if you magnet fish a gun you probably have to like turn that into the police.

A bomb?

Oh. Well, I literally see what I'm looking for. This can't be that hard. Okay, uh...

A chair. Do I I gonna keep this chair

well they're pick it up the fuck are we doing here we go magnet fish till Sun a?! You think anybody's actually found like gold bars or something magnet fishing? There has to be one guy. One- Was that cigarette butts? Wait, that might be a gold bar. What is that?

I got a pipe wrench. What is that block right there? That might be concrete. Oh, no it's not. Iron ore.

A screen.

That was a TV from the fucking 60's.

I'm gonna sell that for about five dollars Any of y'all ever used one of those like big like why wide back TVs They were the fucking worst dude you could see the refresh rate

They were the fucking worst. I are used to dude at at my grandparents, I used to play video games on them. And I had one with my old PS2. Where the fuck did this other safe come from? Or did I just pick up that safe and then just throw it back in the water? There's no way. Yeah, it's a different safe.

Wait, hold up. Horrible take, those CVs were fire. They were fucking not.

MONEY!

How much? It just had a back on it. How to plug that shit in? Dude, I remember sometimes it would glitch out, you'd punch it. That was like any old console. Why does that not work anymore?

Your PS5 breaks, you hit it, you just break it more. Used to be like the old Xbox 360, bro. PS2, that shit didn't work, just hit it. Same thing with a Wii. Anybody else used to blow on the CD, like the game discs? Your Wii game wouldn't work, you would just go...

Apparently that doesn't work, you would just go... That shit was terrible, dude. What am I grabbing all these materials for? Am I gonna sell them?

Something right there. Oh no, that's a leaf. There's gotta be something bigger. Alright, let's just go, let's just go blind. See if we catch anything. Oh, something big here. Something big here.

A frying pan. No, it was a trash can lid. Washing Joe on mute instead of listening to my professors to move? How the fuck are you watching me on mute? There's like no subtitles on Twitch. You're just watching the gameplay?

Oh my God, I can't even ask him what he's doing

because he doesn't hear me I was probably going, what happened? What happened? Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Something important. Put it up and I missed it.

Dude I feel like I see objects here and I've seen like just like faint glows or something. What am I looking at? Dude I feel like I'm picking up now. Oh trash. I find Dexter's dead bodies. I get extra money for the shit I fished? They didn't tell me that. What? I thought I was getting $1,400.

354? What a fucking piece of shit good morning in other news somebody's been fishing trash out of the local river still feels like a small miracle credit for that goes to our plunger equipped flood fighter from earlier this week even master chief would give a respectful nod for that kind of flood cleanup. Yesterday, someone was spotted magnet fishing in the river. No permits, just a rope and a magnet.

They hauled up carts and scrap metal, easing the flow a little. Was it the plunger guy? No confirmation. Now the problem moves uphill. A forest road above town is packed with mud and debris after the landslide, holding back water. If that pressure releases all at once, we're back to square one.

That road needs clearing. Stay safe.

Forest road, 430 AM, so I'm gonna need a light.

Maybe two.

Honestly. Large diggable areas? Recommended, barriers, pumps, sight, light, and a shovel. So, should I buy another burial? Or, not burial. Another barrier and then another pump?

I feel like I'd buy another barrier and then another Mark III. Ooh, do we need another generator? No, it says powers pumps. I think I can power two pumps with the generator. Or no. Should I sell something so I can buy another generator?

We'll see. We don't know. This is new to us. If I have to use one pump I use one pump it's no big deal wait 4 30 in the morning I don't really need a light why did I bring lights it's gonna start out dark but the Sun's gonna rise like fucking three minutes after we're gonna assess the area and then we're

gonna run a prediction on how long it takes me per chance depends when it drops, slash what it is. Alright, I've never used the inflatable barrier, so we're definitely gonna have to use that today. We'll grab the rake. There's only street one and street two I gotta clear. I feel like this might be a quick level. Generator, hose.

Uh, and then we'll grab one pump and both lights. I don't really think I need a squeegee. Alright, well already let's open this dam. Okay, wait, wait, wait. We're going to draw the line at chat. How deep's the water? Let's evaluate. Okay, I'm actually evaluate okay I'm actually swimming

I'm actually swimming okay we're gonna draw the line at 15 minutes I don't think I finish it in that time but I don't know that's where we're drawing line ready I'm going you need a shovel for this drain. You're kidding me. I

Can't even fucking see the drain Where'd I go? Oh my god

What am I looking at Oh

God oh God I gotta I gotta go get that I gotta go get that down there All right, let's open this up because this is obviously the quickest way to get water the fuck out of here start dumping it I

Love this, you know, I also love beavers, but I would I would be satisfied with breaking a beaver dam

Watching the water flood through ruins and habitat or ruins habitat, so I Mean this alone should probably drain like most of the water in this area Like look at that shit flow out.

It's almost day time already. Wait, water's fucking flooding in through here. What am I supposed to do? Do I gotta get it out? Oh god.

I think I just need to uncover the street The street the streets can't have water on them outside of that where the water goes. It doesn't matter So that's what we got to do We're just gonna full open this up Suck it out

Well, I think this is a lot faster than using a snot pump Because I can widen this versus having to use something that uses electricity Like the water is already flowing pretty fucking quick through here I think this alone is probably gonna do some pretty fine work if I must say. What is this music? I don't know it's on autoplay. Let me change the song.

Singing their heart out dude. Okay wait so let's see where this street even goes I think it goes all the way over here. Oh My god, I have to clear this whole area wait, so then I should divert the water that's coming into this this place, right? What the fuck am I supposed to do If water is constantly flooding in? I still think it's flowing out faster than it's flooding in but I need to like... Oh my god!

What do I do?

Build a wall then. Where's it gonna go? Then where's it gonna go? It's gonna spill over the wall. I

Think I need to dig another moat through here or better idea Wait now wait now it's rock fuck is this not rock it's rock fuck oh the drain I do need to go get that drain.

Yeah, but I don't know when I'm going to be able to dig that, dig that up. Cause it's in like the deepest part.

I need to be able to stand. All right. We're going to break out the sump pump. We're going to bring up the sump pump cause that'll get a lot of this water out quicker. And that'll be the move, I'm sure. And then we'll be able to open that up and get it out. Can I bring this? How far does this hose go? Like that.

Then we connect hose, shebang, to sheboing, and then we turn it on. I don't think I need the inflatable stuff At least right now Maybe over here while that while that works. I'm gonna widen this hole a little bit I'm gonna dig this down deep It's like mopping the ocean Making no progress whatsoever.

They're like, all right, drain this. Then I'm just fucking sit there. I'm sitting there with like a squeegee, a sham wow. I'm just fucking soaking it and then just like squeegeeing it out. Yeah, I'll be done in eight years.

Rate the game one out of 10. I think it's fun. I like the open capability to do whatever you want to drain the water I just have to get the water out of the area that I that it needs to to be cleared and then where it goes it doesn't matter the problem is this is gonna fill up probably pretty quickly because they're around the same level so I think I'm gonna have to set a

barrier that's what I'm gonna have to do wait let me see what this does yeah yeah yeah okay wait what? why attach hose? wait I have another hose? oh my god I probably could use the other pump let me go grab the other pump this is almost clear by the way how long has been? I feel like I'm speeding through this. We're clearing fast. Water's coming in quick, but once we get that drain uncovered, I think it'll be perfectly fine. We'll do a little double pump action here.

Another hose.

Where the fuck is it? Another hose. Where the fuck is it? Bang. And then I just attach. Boom! And that'll outpace that I assume and I could also dig this deeper

Oh, I can't dig it deeper

Wait and then we'll do this. Why do I need to attach this to a hose

to inflate it

leave that right now I think I, this has to be almost uncovered. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. Wait, this is all dirt. Oh, God. Wait, am I going about this all wrong?

Oh, geez.

Is it getting, is it getting, I feel like it's still draining water, right? It's got it, no, it's getting shallower for sure Oh some of its flowing back in the house wait we need a boat up Where's the fucking hose? Alright, we're gonna place this down. This is the most frustrating thing in the world.

This is the most frustrating thing in the fucking world. I don't understand this at all.

I don't understand this at all.

Why can't that attach?

Oh my god.

Wait.

We attach here. Oh my god. Wait.

We attach here? Bang.

IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKING! It's working! It's working!

Will it pop? Okay. That is a fucking great barrier

And now we can flow like unlimited water out hold on can I detach that now? Because I'm gonna use this I'm gonna use this pump

I'm gonna go place it here This is this is how we fucking cook, okay Grab the hose Where's the hose? Okay, we're just sucking water and pouring it out in the same spot. All right, maybe I should have grabbed the hose first And we place it right here. So then none of the water will fill back in.

Ideally. That's the plan.

Boom.

Start it. Cause the other one's just draining itself. Yeah, now look at it go. Okay., wait this one's also out of the water My god put it down fuck sorry getting a little frustrating Right there there we go there we go there we go boom. Oh, I detach the other cable I Detach the other cable.

I gotta do it all over again. Oh my god. Oh, I detached the cable again!

Hooray!

Hit the right one. Boom. Okay. There we fucking go. Now that'll drain like a beauty. Oh my god and that's almost clear too. We're so close.

We're so close. The drain! Wait, it's kind of working.

Dig it out. Oh my god, it full clears. I know it. I don't even know where the road is.

Oh my god, then do I have to dig a path to where like, wait, I get it. I a dig like a path Over here So at some point it like stops I Can't dig there. Actually, maybe not. Do you think if I could just drain quick enough? It'll it'll be good I just need water to flow in here that's where the barrier would come in because I would barrier this to over here and then it'll just suck all the water

should I get rid of this barrier that might have been a bad plan Oh

Fuck off

Shut up! Shut up! This is like fucking advanced calculus, the level of work I'm putting into this. Boom. Turn it on. And then this'll blow this up, so the sump pump will suck the rest out that's here. Only a little bit of water will get in there. And then the rest will get diverted towards this drain. Right? I think it's working.

I lost all my items. Where's all of my stuff? Where's my shovel? What the fuck? Dude, this has to be good.

And then I can just toss the sump pump here. Dude, this has to be good.

And then I could just toss the sump pump here. Oh god, am I gonna have to do C? Here's the problem, chat. We've reached an equilibrium. I need more water. Can I put the dirt back?

Oh wait, no, I could probably just run the pump over here and just pour the water here and then it'll slowly flow back into this pond I think

What the fuck happened to the road

Where's it covered in dirt erosion what is nobody driven on this shit in years? There's got to be a way to fucking do this quicker, can I buy a drill for the love of God? I'm individually hand shoveling this shit Next I'm just gonna start unclogging the drains with my bare fucking fists There we go, that'll flow the water out there. The rest is almost drained here. I'm gonna need to grab this other pump though. Do you think I could run the cord all the way to that one generator I have there?

That's kind of the problem we've reached, is I only have one generator. And that's sucky. Climb this, climb this. I know you can make it. I know you can do it.

Beautiful, that works fucking perfectly. So now I just need the generator. Actually, I could probably remove that sump pump soon. Ah, let's test it to see. I doubt I could run a cable this far, but if I can this game's fucking sick. All right, so we have a maximum distance on the old cable there, I'm now noticing.

Maybe it got stuck? No, fuck. All right, well, I think I'm not beating this in the 15 minute time frame that I said I would. But I think I've gotten fairly close. I kind of need to remove this barrier if I'm gonna go do the sump pump thing over there. Okay, the water's also like just fucking

flooding back in. There we go. Probably could have solved that a little bit quicker. And I don't know what I should, what do I do about the water right here? Because it just keeps flooding.

Drink it. flooding drink it okay okay okay well I need to run this other we're gonna do this and then I put it in the middle of both of them I run the one cable here. Turn it on. And then I run the other one. I'm not gonna crash out. There's a barrier in the truck. You're lying

You're actually fucking lying you piece of shit, there's a vacuum That's fucking useless. I have one barrier. This is why you need more items chat That's why I should have fucking invested in $300 barrier. I didn't think it was worth it. Oh my god. Okay. Maybe if I put it on the road, like right there, I feel like that could be an in-between. If it reaches this one, we're good. Oh

My god right there bang cable attached run to the generator we're serious right you're serious right? You're joking right?

WHAT?!

Oh what am I gonna change the angle of the fucking generator? Are you dead ass? Come on, let's be real There we go, turn it on where's the other fucking cable I have it in my hand Boom it's not gonna fucking reach It's a miracle, oh, but now I'm gonna be draining the water out of that Actually, I don't think I will maybe a little bit, but it'll be fine. Let's check the waters draining properly here

Beautiful beautiful Beautiful we are so close But water keeps pouring in here Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. We are so close. The water keeps pouring in here. So at some point I just gotta rip a whole ass barrier. Or I dig this deep enough that it just has to fucking work.

It's like the only other strategy I kinda have. Just like keep digging this. But I can't dig it over here. Maybe if you did an inflatable barrier and then dug a trench this way. Like is that why this is here? Widen this up a little bit. Game name,

Drain Sim. It's fucking fun. See like this has just been, I could have made this so much better. Oh, now what's the water flow? The fuck have I been doing? Wasting time. That's what. I gotta collab with Small Fry. Tell him when I'm done, I just gotta get on this level.

And then I'll hop on the call. I'm so close. See, now the sump pump's doing its work. But it's gonna start sucking out dry water. Not dry water, it's gonna start sucking out dry water water to start talking about dry land I can't tell if this is like gonna perpetually drain inward I'm noticing

that I should have just done this from the start Like I should have just some pumped it out from the start and that would have been Probably a lot better I can't tell if water is still coming out of it.

It is. See, but it's sucking all the water that's from here.

Dude, why can't I like dig this out? Are we fucking serious? It's a bunch of leaves. I might be ruining this rake the drain you need a shovel for this drain I mean it's all draining I gotta remove this barrier though if I'm gonna be able to fucking go go finish that but I don't know what to do I could put up a barrier to clear this and then just try and fucking figure

this bit out I think that's what I'm gonna do Because I'll be able to just drain this just on sheer pump power, but the other part I'm gonna have to get drained first Do people do this IRL yeah, there's people that probably work at storm green Put the barrier on the other side, that's what I'm gonna do. Oh, see, now look at the amount of water that's fucking flowing in there. See, like, that's bad.

I could... dig this deeper the only real thing I can think of

because now water is just fucking flowing back in here but I can't do anything about this waterfall I gotta be a fucking idiot like I gotta be I gotta be a fucking idiot there's there's literally no other way around it oh my god now look at it now it's not even draining in oh my god that was a waste of fucking time damn it Grab the vacuum. It's barely even draining in now. We're still just going to do this to suck all this out.

Street one will be done. And then I think it'll stay done. I just got to go do pump two. On this street. Honestly, it still is handling the water perfectly fine. Their drains just like inefficient.

Like that part could be better. Even if I make it deeper though, I don't really think that fixes it. They have all that dirt patch. I feel like there's people that probably like set up a barrier and then run the water down this way

You think that's a world that that you could do? Maybe This should almost be done.

Jump up here. This should work.

If it doesn't, I'm gonna cry. Okay!

We gotta run it all the way back over here. Boom. Turn it on. If this drains street one, we've fucking won the game, dude. I'm certain of it.

I'm certain of it. Because street two will be easy to get rid of. I just move both pumps over, and then it will just suck all the water I'm gonna grab a fucking back to speed it up Can you get struck by lightning I

Hope not. I get struck by lightning right as the game ends and it's like you got to finish it You got to restart. Is water still flowing in here? I don't think so. It seems like it's just still fucking pull over on this side. I

Don't know how the hell is the vacuum holding that amount of at that amount of water

This is drivable like this isn't even flooded anymore. This should count as complete Count is complete Oh, that's just sucking land Come on it's night time! This is taking way too fucking long. It's gonna make me attach it over here. I'm gonna start fucking freaking out.

Turn it on. Oh

My god, it's full. Oh my god, it's full and it's pitch black outside now This is where it turns into a horror game a fucking grizzly bear comes in mauls me while i'm trying to fucking fix this good thing i have my rusty plunger that'll save my fucking life it's so close. And then I'm just moving both pumps over. Oh my god.

PLEASE!

Now, it's getting frustrating. Now, it's getting frustrating. Now it's so close.

Yes! Yes!

Grab that shit.

Run!

Run!

Oh, I thought the street started refilling. I was gonna say, there's no way. Alright, place the other one right here. Run that shit over place it bring the fucking generator over Bang oh my god. I dropped the cable here Once we have both of these going it's fucking so jover.

And I'll hop on the vacuum. Oh my god efficiency efficiency

Oh, we're sucking all this water up for sure I Don't know if we're gonna be able to match at the rate that it's coming in now Like what do I do about that I don't think the water is going down. Is it going down? It's not going down.

If I go grab that barrier, will it refill that area though? Or is this like counted as clear? I don't know. I don't know. that barrier will it refill that area though or is this is this like counted as clear Oh my god, can I jump on it to make it drain quicker?

Fuck.

Well now it's all gonna fill back up. Yo if it unchecks it I'm gonna actually cry. Wait hold on. Please. I think it's I think it's gonna work starting to stop the land The fuck was that? NOOOOOO!

Alright, so we failed on level three.

Wow, this is a hard game. Don't really know what I was supposed to do there to play. I only have one barrier. How the hell am I supposed to clear both? I feel like that's actually physically impossible. Anyways, yeah, all right. Well, you know, maybe that's a failure.

Well, you know, maybe that's a failure. Move on to another day. Okay