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Today we meet a long time friend, Mr. Mongol. How are you?

I'm fine.

Thank you for coming here.

I'm the one who should thank you for inviting me. It's been a long time since we last met. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. I think it's because of your job. Do you do sports?

No, I don't.

Oh, really?

I don't do sports. You look more comfortable. It's more relaxed. I never do sports because I'm afraid of sports. Why? If someone loses his phone in the gym, I'm the one who's seen.

I was wondering why.

Because our faces are always tense.

But it's more comfortable, life is more relaxed. It's more relaxed.

It's more relaxed, it's not too complicated.

Oh, because you moved to Bali.

How long have you been in Bali? Just a few months. Why? Why did you decide to leave Jakarta?

I ran out of money.

I saw that in Meli. Yes, in Melani. But that's a long time ago. But Melani broadcast long time ago. But Melanie's podcast was covered by the media again. So it's even more popular. It was from 2020, 2019-2020.

How much money? How many 10M?

53.

You're crazy.

It's not me who wanted it. I mean, I was asked for help from... The candidates. Yes, from the party. The candidates, the governor? Yes, the candidates, the governor, help. So, this person has money.

Like this person has money.

But in the form of assets. He has a lot of assets. Even... But he sells land to the Koreans, the payment process went through a phase called clearing. So it takes a long time.

While they have to immediately send it to the KPU as a joint account. Oh, in the context of the campaign? Campaign. Because the government has a rule that all campaign funds must be included in one account together. To prevent money laundering.

So, borrow our money. With a guarantee of a letter. And when it's a letter, I honestly rent a notary. I asked them to find out if there was any misappropriation or trouble. Was it clean?

It was clean.

It was clean. It was clean.

But the problem was simple. What was it? I didn't have time to return the name.

Oh my.

The person was already arrested. That's very technical. Yes, and the bonus was all the assets were withdrawn. We couldn't save him because the certificate was still his name. Okay, so the certificate was taken by the government. It was taken, of course.

But Mr. Mongol held it himself. He tried to do it. I tried to do it. To be honest, I mean, I was honest for God's sake. I tried to save one piece of paper. I got 11 guarantees for 53 of them. But the notary has checked the price of NGO, the land that is a certificate, how much is it?

They reported to me that if I sold 11 of these, I got about 100 more M. While the loan is 53. Sorry, I have the Chinese, so I thought, wow, I'm rich. So, but when the case happened, I saved one letter. If I want to sell it, it won't reach 10 M. But at least I have one letter.

I've been to Sudirman, Nareng, Sisinga Mangara, TRBPN. You mean, you've been to Lilipan. Yes. A little bit of dust. But it turns out, I can't save anything because... It was already taken. And all the property that was on his name was taken?

Everything was taken. Okay. When you first found out, you cried, right? For four days, I was in my room, tears and mucus. I knew the feeling when we were together. Honestly. Dit, if we're drunk, it's salty.

But if we're in tears and mucus, it's salty. But if we're drunk, it's sour. So I'm like, I mean, Dit. With that condition, I think like this. I'm the best stand-up comedian, the most famous, the most expensive in Indonesia. With that condition, I have 112 million.

That's a burden for me, Dit. I'm still struggling.

Why are you struggling?

Well, Louis Vuitton came in, I moved. He came in at 11.10, I left at 11.10, straight to Plaza Indonesia.

Oh, I see.

We are, what is it, to convince people that I am an artist, I have to wear something that makes people say, Oh yeah, that's right.

Sure.

Yes, because we don't get it.

It's different. Hahaha.

Yeah, it's not like that.

You get it because you're handsome.

Oh my God.

Well, that's how it is. God, if you don't hypnotize, you're like this. But that means saving while working. My contribution during my time as a stand-up comedian. Wow, 53. From stand-up comedy to 53 billion. I have a corporate house, as you said.

Yes, you have a corporate house everywhere.

I saved, I swear. I mean I saved, I saved, I saved. Because I think the world of artists is a world that if we can't manage ourselves, in our old age, we're screwed.

On TV.

But I, as a person who used to be a gambler, then when I had money, I saved it. I saved my son first. So, in 2013, I got money from the stand-up business. Because I joined the management team. I immediately paid my children's insurance until Monday.

8 insurance. I already set aside my mom to be a depositor. So, I was left with my money. That's why I didn't panic as much as my friends. So, this person borrowed from two people. From two people. One of them died. Okay, this person borrowed money from two people. From two people.

One of them died.

Okay, died.

When he was arrested. Because, corruption arrests are usually snitching.

What is snitching? Snitching is...

Snitching. Yes, snitching everywhere. Well, he was afraid that maybe because of panic, the money was lost, plus he was afraid that he his money, and he's afraid of being suspected. Because he's a crony. Maybe he has a collaboration with Okno. We don't know. But in Goenya, I was just like, surprised.

Oh my God.

In my room, my brother, the people at home, they took their own bags, rings, bracelets, accessories. To help them sell? Yes, to sell them. They started from scratch. But in my room, I was still confused. I always said, God, what did we do wrong?

I always gave 10%. 10% of everything. I'm a Christian. But from there I learned. Yes. It turns out that in life, there is nothing to regret. Everything that has happened, I accept it.

Yes, but you accept 53 billion. But I accept it. Okay, so after 53 billion is gone. Gone. Gone. Yes, I say it's over. Okay, so after you spent 53 billion... Lost.

Lost.

Yes, I said it's over.

It's over. There's no more regret in life. I will start to save up money. Right?

Yes, that's right. So to start, my brother and I went to the room and asked to take the ring. So you see, if I'm wrong, I have a lot of accessories. Because, I mean, that's my Mongolian characteristic. In the world of stand-up, you have to have a persona. Okay.

The first persona is like talking about KW guys. That persona is developed. So, my characteristic, because I'm the most expensive stand-up comedian, Bang Hotman as the most expensive lawyer, with a 3-ring on his finger like this, he's got 13 M in the ring.

If I wear a diamond ring, I think I'll lose to Bang Hotman.

Okay.

I'll use diamonds and gold.

Okay.

That's the trademark. So, my accessories are quite a lot.

Right.

I'll start with these 10 rings. I asked them to bring it to the ambassador's meeting. I asked them to sign it. I started. Wow, how much did you get?

That's 100 million, right?

240 million. Those 10 rings. So, you already had a stand-up schedule? Yes, I did. But I wanted to heal my time. Because when the case was gone,

I was like, I'm sorry, how do you want to stand up?

You're gonna do a challenge, right?

No, not a challenge.

I'm gonna hang.

I'm gonna take off my cable. On the other hand, we're being asked to be funny. But my persona is pretty strong. With my face, people will laugh at me. So I started again. I started from the bottom.

At that time, I was still in Jakarta. I asked my brother and my manager not to take a job for a week. Okay, you want to heal first? Because I'm a beach lover. So when I'm at the beach, when I or at the sea, it's so good. Like the brothers from the movie, Nyororo Kidul.

You're wearing a green shirt. Green, but the conde is nice, it never melts. So I think there's a blower underneath. So, I finished in Bali for a week. I went back to Jakarta, and I started to get a job again. Just for a week in Bali, I went back to Jakarta. I started to get a job again.

Just for a week?

Just a week.

And you went back? Yes.

Wow, that's crazy.

On the third day, I opened the door of my room. And I was already fresh. That's amazing. Was it about surrender, praying? No, I was just crying in my room. On the third day, I heard a voice, I swear to God, I heard a voice.

And the voice was just saying, Is my goodness still lacking in your life? Seriously? I woke up, I swear to God. I woke up, bro. I was like, oh my God, I'm still breathing, sir.

53m lost, I'm still alive. Then I asked the doctor, if we get a stroke, how much does it cost to treat a stroke? He told me, 61 million.

Oh my God.

If we get a stroke, it's not possible to live for two days. You only have a headache for two days. But if you get a stroke, it can last a year. You get 61 million a day, 53 M, you spend a year, you can make 61 million a day. 53M, you can do that in a year.

Yeah, that's true.

So I was like, okay, I'll just chill. There's one solution that makes me more motivated.

What is it?

I'm a shoe lover. I'm a shoe lover. I love shoes. I really like Samba.

Adidas.

Adidas Samba. I. Adidas sambal. I bought Adidas sambal. I bought 5 of them. After you lost 50? Yes, I still have 100 million. I bought sambal, 5 of them.

I bought them with a smile. Until today, we still meet.

Oh, really? Different colors?

Yes, different colors. But all about Samba.

Okay. So, happiness is simple.

Simple. And that's why I made the decision that made the church people, the church people are proud of me. Because on January 9th, 2025, I came back from Japan. I like Japan. Okay. I like to play with snow.

Hokkaido?

I went to all of them. I went to Gala Gusawa and all. I came back from the airport, I went to Pondok Bambu. To a women's prison. I came to the woman. We were both Christian.

Oh, sorry, she's a woman. Oh, I thought you were a man. I, from the beginning, I thought it was a man. Okay, okay. I came to the person. We are both Christians. I told the woman, there's no... No...

Revenge? I told the woman, I did the year of the ox in my life. For us Christians, the year of the ox is the year of liberation. The Buddha was liberated as a people. Okay. So the debt was cleared.

So I cleared the debt with my mom.

For real?

I swear to God.

Wow, you're so generous.

I cleared the debt with the person. The person cried, I cried, I went to the hospital. Until we met.

Wow.

But do you have any money left? I have, bro. Because I'm still a stand-up comedian. I still have my corporate job. I mean, a month of 4 shows is more than enough, bro. Because we used to live in Jakarta, we lived off of 3 million rupiahs.

Yes, that's right. Right? That's right. Right? That's right. The child insurance for school fees is no longer using our money. Yes, it's all gone. So now we just have to have our own. Let's say we perform 100 shows.

100 shows, 100 million?

Yes. Calon Tong is 1.5 million.

Why do you bring up the number of calon?

He doesn't know anything. Well, the community said that stand-up comedy is the most expensive between Calon Tong and Mongol.

Okay.

So, I'm tired of Calon Tong 150. But now, Calon Tong is hard. If he's a stand-up, he needs a governor's license. He's a commissioner.

Right, right.

So, one month, four shows. That means he already has 400. 400 million a month, four shows. That means you already have 400 million. 400 million a month. Are we still short?

Yes, that's right.

Right? So, just be grateful. Be grateful, don't make it complicated. We used to take the plane, always Garuda Business Class. Now it's okay, economy. If you ask people later, why do you buy economy?

Go show.

What is the you buy economy? Go show. No, what is the relationship between economy and... The one who invites is an artist, then it's business. Yes, that's why. The one who invites must give business, right? No, of course not.

Oh, no?

No, of course not.

So, what I mean is, I think I have a big brain. You know why the glasses are on my head. Because I have glasses on my head. Because I'm a brainless person. So I think, if I buy a business class ticket to Manado, it's 11 million, right? I'll be in trouble with the IOs, we're divided into two.

Oh, I see.

So I'm not like before, I had to do business class, I had to have this room, and nothing else. So I prefer economy. But the gangs still have to move on. So if you ask people, why economy? They say, it's for show.

Because when we do a show, it turns out that the business is very expensive.

Or the business is gone.

It's empty.

They can't delay. So they can't. If it's a back business, they don't know.

This is all about... So the it. Everyone knows about it.

That's right.

So the reason is Gosho.

Gosho.

So it's not about me, it's about Gosho. Because Gosho, when it comes to business, the price is the highest.

That's true, sir.

But it means, okay, it's economic, but the fee is higher. Yes, if it's like a stage, there are many Bali Lombok events If we go to Bali, we always get the hotel The caliber that we buy a ring for a room Okay, expensive

Yes, like a group of emulia We asked the I.O. how much the room was 7 million a day

7 million?

Wow, people in Legian are cheap

I'm being honest, Dit.

I mean, back then, you couldn't do it, Dit. But after I started learning from a lot of things that happened, I started to think, what am I going to do, Dit? Oh, yeah. What am I going to do? Like yesterday, I went to America.

There were many artists. They were all busy with their business. I had 30 million, and I was broke. Because I thought, if the plane crashed, the business would go up first. The one who thought first, the one who died first.

If it's the plane that us, we can jump off. If it's the plane behind us, we can jump off. If it's the plane behind me, I can jump off. But yeah, that's it. So I face life more smoothly, more relaxed. I understand.

Not so complicated.

I understand. So, the decision to go to Bali is also because of this maturing process? So, here decision to go to Bali was also because of the process of maturing? So, I mean, I was a little bit down in Jakarta. Because there was something that made me not enjoy it. And I told my brother, in the language of a smart person,

if you have a temptation coming, run. So, I decided to run. To move. If you're coming, run. Okay. So I decided to run. To move. If you're tempted, you run. Yes, so I decided to move. At that time, there were three places to choose from.

One was Menado, two was Bandung, and three was Bali.

Okay.

So I asked my brother and my YouTube team where we were going. My brother said, don't go to Menado. Why? I asked my brother, why don't we go to Menado? My brother said, you won't believe it, you don't have money.

Oh.

You go home to Menado, sleep for an hour, all your brothers come to your house, you're broke. Your money is gone. So, yeah. like, yeah, I know. You asked for help. Yeah, with the past, I was still being bullied.

So, I chose to go to Bandung. Okay, Bandung. My brother didn't like Bandung. Why? Because he didn't like mountains, he liked the sea. Oh, it's different from me. I like mountains more. He said, you like to play in the water, right? Let's go to Bali.

Okay. We went to Bali, we found a place, got a job from some friends, they were really good.

But were there a lot of foreigners?

It's not about the foreigners. If we want to go to the airport, we have to leave Canggu at 5 or 1.

It's a traffic jam.

Hallelujah. We're going to be a religious movement. So, finally, they told us to go to Seminyak.

Oh, finally to Seminyak.

They said Seminyak is good. If you get a good villa, you can still get a sunset and so on. But I said no. I don't want to be in that area. We got it in Denpasar.

Oh, in the city.

Yes, in Denpasar. So it's not too crowded. Not too crowded. Okay, but Denpasar is the center of the city. There are malls, there are food. And in Bali, you don't have to buy a car. You can just go to the beach at 5 PM and go out at 12 PM.

So, there's a peace. When you move to Bali, it's more peaceful and calm. Right. It feels slower, right?

Yes.

Here, people from Jakarta are in a hurry. The problem is, Jakarta's beaches are just a bit shabby. 15,000 with a motorbike. People are 25. In Bali, 5,000. It's even a parking lot.

The parking lot is really cool here. It's a helmet parking lot.

In Bali, there's no such thing.

In Bali, a motorbike 5000 people, it includes parking. But it's not like it's more complicated, right? Because there are still a lot of jobs in Jakarta, right? But the tickets are cheap, sir. Jakarta-Bali tickets, if it's a plane with Garuda caliber, it's Rp1,700. But if it's Citilink, we're the ex-mayor.

The ex-mayor of Citilink. If you call, it's CityLink, we're the ex-mayor. CityLink's mayor. Ambassador. If it's Telepon, 50% discount.

It's been so good, why are you smiling?

That's how it is. Boss, I'm sorry for Jakarta. Back then, when we sold City, we got 5 tickets a month. So, it's fine. Now, it's fine. We still sell 1 or 2 tickets, but you don't have to pay for the copper. Because now the city is only 15 kilos.

Okay.

But you have to pay. If we bring a big copper, it will be broken inside.

Yes, yes.

But now with the money gone, and you're saving it again, do you think, I want to buy gold, invest it, buying land, so it won't happen again? Maybe it's because of the flood, right? I mean, it's easy to flood just by saving, right?

No.

Now, what? Just stay in the bank? Buying land? For what? My grandparents have a lot of land. So I just have to go home. I thought about going to a pension, a pension, and going home to my hometown. I want to go back to Manado. What I think now is, these are kids. These kids have noble dreams, Dit.

They want to be a Kowal.

Kowal? What's that?

Women's Navy.

Okay, Kowal.

So they want to be a TNI member. They have a sea license.

Wow.

And then I have to think, my kid is a girl, girl, not a boy.

Okay.

Girls in my area are a bit risky, Dit. If your daughter is only in high school, she has to do the housework, cooking, massaging her legs, cleaning the windows, and so on. So I think my daughter has to be a doctor.

Okay.

I want her to be a doctor. But she doesn't want to be a doctor. But he refused. I even bought insurance abroad for a doctor in Germany. I paid for the heart doctor. But my son refused. He still wants to be a chef.

Yes, he wants to be a soldier. He said he wanted to be a soldier. He said, P, I want to be a member. I was given a lot of understanding here and there. Well, your son's dream is noble, as his father, you have to support him. Well, I support him. So now he goes to school in Magelang.

I bought a house in Jogja.

You bought a house in Jogja?

Yes, for his grandmother, so that every Friday afternoon, she can pick up her grandson home. Right?

That's so good.

I bought a house in Jogja, a house in Jogja that doesn't have to sell ginjal,

not the price of jacard.

But you still bought a house.

I think you can buy a house. No, so the house was only sold again after school. Oh, sold sold it again. Oh, you sold it again. Okay. Then I bought a house in Surabaya. Because the Navy had to go to Surabaya.

I studied for 3 years.

So, I used the money from Jogja to buy a house in Surabaya. I prepared everything. I didn't buy a house in Menado. During my 14 years career, I didn't have a house in Menado. So, all this time...

I rented a hotel.

So, whenever you go back to Menado, you always stay in a hotel?

Yes, because if I buy a house in Menado, my relatives will have a hard time moving out. Because everyone is staying there. You have 4 rooms, and the garage can be a room, so 7. So, it's better not to have 4 rooms, but you can turn a garage into a room, or a 7-bedroom.

So it's better not to have it, right? Instead of throwing it away. Yes, that's the problem. So I don't buy a house in Menado. So I stay in a hotel in Menado.

Oh my God.

And I have an event in Menado on Friday. I tweeted it on Sunday, when I was about to go back to Jakarta on Sunday. So that you won't be called. You're crazy. I'm serious. I'm like that because I think we have to be honest like... This is the principle of the Bible. Be honest like a sheep, but also be a snake.

Because if not, it's a problem. It means if not... Help me. There's a party, there's this. What's that for? There's no such thing.

In Mongolian families, if they meet a Mongolian, there is no such thing. Usually, they just say, that watch looks good. I want to borrow it first, I want to use it for my photo. And we give it to him. Oh, God, I'm so proud.

I hope God will be more blessed with a child. Oh my God. You're being used by God in an extraordinary way. Well, this is not a prayer, Sir. You dare to ask for it.

Oh my God.

So, when I go home to pray, my watch is an alba.

Okay.

So, if you're asked for it, it's done.

White, green back, two months later.

Green at the back, two months later.

There are some that we bought that are muddy. If you keep using it, it will get wet. So I bought it like that. That's a marketing strategy. But you're not afraid of being talked about in the WA group? No, there's no group. I'm the father of a team. So I'm not in a group. I'm an orphan. So I'm independent. Oh. I'm an orphan, my child is single.

So I have no burden. My burden is only my mom and my brother. There are three people I have to take care of every month. So I only take care of that. The others want to marry me off to a cousin. It's not my business.

I see.

What I take is only from the parents. You're already working.

Yes.

So now your salary is 3 million rupiahs, 4 million rupiahs. Why don't you give it to your mom? I'm the one who handles her. Your money is for you. So every Saturday, I do that obligation to my brothers and sisters.

Okay.

If you're the most expensive comedian stand-up, the competition is the candidates, you two, right? Yes, there are three of us, Soleh and Solehun.

Oh, Soleh and Soleh.

But Soleh is now chosen to be the MC.

Oh, really?

Soleh is now often the MC. And the candidates are rare too. Yes.

So you're just enjoying yourself?

Not really.

Oh, really?

I don't know.

What?

It's just that I'm on top.

What do you mean?

Who knows, there are some comedians in the Indonesian stand-up community. Oh, yeah. Or MLE, or I have a brother, Panji. Oh, Panji also often does corporate. No, he has a stand up in it. Or bro Ernest, H&H management.

But do you feel that this corporate stand up work is always stable or even going up or just normal, going down or what?

Just normal, bro. Is it always the same?

From a month, I never... In the past, there were only two shows a day.

Two shows and one was 100 million?

No, it was still 55. I was a stand-up comedian in 2011. My prize was 4 million. My prize was 4 million. I was on a show. I talked about guys in swimming pool.

I was paid 4 million by Almarhum Degun. 4 million. This is the event of the National Socialist Society of the National Socialist Party. There was a president. At that time, it was the SBY. Yes, the SBY. The people in the area called it the SBY.

SBY.

He was our president, the SBY.

So, SBY, SBY.

So, SBY. The price changed, bro. It's now Rp22.5 million. How come? From Rp4 million to Rp2 million, it's Rp5.4 million. Can you imagine? The president would laugh. You'd think it's going up.

You'd think it's going up.

The president would laugh. The PSB would laugh. Of course.

But it's not direct. But it's entertaining. Yes, you are very protocol. You never sit sideways. You sit really, I mean, that's the behavior. And that should be an example. 22 million.

Directly. That moment, was it paid when you were in front of the SBY or after that the price went up? No, when the event of the SBY, there was no payment.

Oh, no payment.

Where did you go? If it's a presidential event, who do we go to when we're in front of the press? It's not good to ask, right?

Yes.

Is there?

We've already brought the invoice.

Where did you go?

So... Where are you going? So, who are you giving it to?

If it's the I.O., we've given it to the I.O. When we... We went to the party, the gang was confused. But, my stand-up, which is said to be the most expensive stand-up, was at the Democratic Party event. At that moment? No, at another event, Christmas, which was a 30- event was 30 minutes, so they told me to do 15 minutes.

But they sent me to a hotel for 200 million more. That was the most expensive stand up I've ever received. I swear to God. You really got 200 million, Bongol?

Yes.

15 minutes stand up, and I got 200 million. I don't want to add to the sin, So my religious events can't be more or less. Yes above yes, no above no. So yes, 250 million was sent in a bag to my room.

Mongol, what the hell Mongol.

I swear for God's sake. I never imagined I stand up 15 minutes, I was paid 250 million. I was not paid 250 million, it's in Kaltara.

Wait, wait, wait.

Do you know you'll get paid that much? No. You don't know? No. You were asked... At that time, they asked how much I wanted to pay.

We sent the price, right? Yes, the red card. Yes, the red card, the riders, whatever. That's it. They didn't offer anything, didn't say anything. Even, okay, Nol, it's fixed, we'll send you a ticket.

That's all. No one said, Nol, can we negotiate?

No.

Okay, how much was the red card? At that time, it was still 70 million. 70 million for 10 minutes? Stand up, yes. Out of town. Jakarta is a mess.

Half an hour stand up?

No, the highest stand up is 20 minutes. 20 minutes, okay. 20 minutes plus 10. Plus 10? Plus 10 is for people. Who are asked to go on stage with tissues.

That's the Mongolian strategy until today. Why can I control the stage the corporate, TNI, and the protocol, is because of the tissue method. So we let the audience be serious, let them be present, and it's very cool. Especially TNI, if there's General Panglima, the head of the staff, it's not shaking.

Okay. Just the stone.

Like that.

So how do I make them laugh? We find people to go on stage... to make them go, what does this mean? Oh, well, they give tissues. Tell me.

So, I invite five people to go on stage, I give them tissues. Okay, is this a stand-up show or before? There's a stand-up show, it's been a while It's been a while? We already know, it's been a while

It's a grave, sir

Oh, you're feeling it?

Not feeling it anymore, we're already in one material We're in a man-to-man show There's no... Because the head of the staff is answering the VR Or while eating? No, never eating They already know the rule, you can't eat

But if the head of the staff is answering the phone There will be no Mayor Bunyi, sir

Mayor Bunyi again?

Shut up!

Mayor Bunyi So our strategy is to teach people We have to be the second place. If it's a late call, in TNI language, or AKBP, in Polri language. What does that mean? In the middle, below? In the middle of the audience.

Sorry, sorry. I mean, is the second place high or low? So the rule is, if we perform at the two-star event, we have to pick the AKP caliber. Which is below? Below.

Okay.

Or even the CR-san, the yellow and red one, can be invited to the stage. But we have to pick the good-looking ones. We have to pick the good-looking ones, who are our target, our operational, to guide people up.

Okay, okay.

Sometimes, on round tables, we invite our friends. So, on a table, we ask, why him? Why him?

Okay.

Then, we make him a little further away. Go ahead, sir, two steps. Then, we give him tissues.

What about the tissues?

Please take it. Please take the tissue? You can take it. You can take the tissue. You want one, two, three, it's up to you.

Okay.

Then you hold the tissue. I use it often. If your forehead is wet. If you use the word if, it means it's done. Okay. Right?

Wipe your forehead with the tissue you're holding right now. 1, 2, 3. It's already wiping. Thank you. Please sit back. We're just starting as international *** experts. I've made that on TV. Ruben Onsu and the... I forgot I've watched that. Yes, because we said it right away.

A normal guy, if his forehead is wet, he doesn't use tissue when he wipes it. He has to use his back of the hand. We were just playing around. Just now, among the five people who got on the stage, I was the only one who didn't use tissue. He had to wear a handbag. We were playing around. Among the five people who got on the stage,

there was one who was washed his forehead, and his mouth was bent. That always happens? Yes. That's for sure. It's true.

Then we started bridging. That's always the case. Yes, that's for sure. That's right.

Then we start bridging. A normal guy, if he sweats, he'll pull his shirt. If he's not normal, he'll use his hands. That's so gross. That's from the results I got, not from being there. Because we stand up, we're mostly surveyors.

We see things that we think, what's going on? I made it into a new material, which in the closing, it's usually about ***, but it's educational. Okay, not about the ****.

No, but the bridging will be a bit cramped. My material from 2011, that the happiness of the household is not seen from the small device of the husband's wife.

Okay.

We don't want to say ****, we have to say the device of the wife.

Right, you just said it, but okay.

So, we're bridging, because the big one, sometimes PP likes to go too far. Where is the urinator, where does it stand? Our little line is stuck. Because it's real. We saw it. I saw it at a mall. There was a person... He was so far away.

We thought, he's so big. So, I'm proud if I have a big one. But, how can you be big kid. But how big do you want to be? A big elephant, bro. But only one child.

Okay.

Right? Long tail, like number 7. Four holes. But only one child.

Okay, and then? A mouse, bro.

Yeah.

Like a 7 cut in seven. A child, 21. So, the happiness of a neighbor is not seen from big or small, but how you appreciate your partner.

Right.

A clap of hands. Wow, that's right, Nol.

Well, this is what a call a small clap. The big one is just sitting like this. No one is proud.

This is normal.

The small one is like, I agree, I'm proud. That's the difference.

That's a good set.

So, my stand up, I mean, I learned from you and Ernest, and Panji. I still remember in 2011, I started learning stand-up since I was invited by Ernest to an event at a cafe in Kemang. Comedy cafe? No, another one.

At that time, it was a donation search for cancer children. Oh yeah, I was there too. That was the first time I saw you in a stand up. Then I was invited to the Metro. I was invited to the Adenamnung, Comedic Cafe. I was invited to the Paramount, End The Gang, Dila Deal, and all of them. They were my life witnesses.

I saw you playing there. Yeah, we were have the same period. You were born, and your period was gone. I was born, and my period was gone. Left by the time... So, we had periods at that time.

There was Radit's period,, Arif Didu, Lukman Baihaki, Asep Swaji. We were very open-minded.

We were very open-minded.

We were earning money from Ernest's handicam. That's right. But I was already famous as the most f*****g stand-up comedian. My material was at the end of the line. That's why my name is Mongol Stress, because of that material at the end of the line.

But this material is really safe for corporate, and surely the bosses like it.

Oh my God, they will say, that's a big ass, but they will say, the one who raised his hand must be small. That's broken. I was like, wow, that's a big butt. But when I said, wow, that's a small hand. That's a big one. That's when I started bridging.

From Aceh. I'm the most performed stand-up comedian in Indonesia. Okay. I'm from all over Aceh. I'm from Papua, I have a friend from Koteka. So I'm bridging like that. Okay. It turns out that KTK is only for those who are sure that they have enough.

Oh, is that so?

If it's small, it's a mess.

Because it's in like this.

If it's in like this, it's good. If it's folded like this, it's like this. Imagine, you have to wear a double-tip

Or maybe a pair of pluses

So, I'm like that, bro I mean, like this Finally, people ask, so what? It means you have a small one We can't put our self-esteem on the stage Okay, and then?

We have to say, sorry, bro I'm a Chinese man So, I can't be small Because when I was in high school, I measured with a meter. 17, bro.

Is this true?

One, but the problem is one to six is broken. So, I measured it to be six. That's the people who laugh, hit the table, sir. It's okay, our self-esteem is table. It's okay. We value ourselves. What's important is that we get 100 votes.

Yes.

We're looking for the best, right?

That's right.

If we invite people, they won't smile, of course. That's right. Okay, let's roast their parents. The father that we roast.

The father is funny,

but his mother doesn't smile. Yes. She won't not invited again. Or the father laughs, but the assistant, the student, doesn't smile, he's picked up and thrown away. So it's better to insult our own selves.

I bring religious material. What's not enough for me to reference about Islam? But what I bring is my religious material. But I don't lower the self-esteem to God. I play it in a smooth area. Yes, yes.

When I was in the metro stand-off phase, I was thrown out of the church because I said a lot of ******, praying to God to call me. That's my feeling, because it's true. In church, when we pray, it's always God.

Come to this place. I read the Bible, if God comes, it's a disaster.

He told me to come.

I'm going home, I'm not ready. So we play it smooth. We don't oppose, we don't make a problem with the Bible. We just play in the way way that Mongols think we can handle it. If there's a problem.

But when you were criticized, Mongols explained it.

Yes, they explained it.

Not because of that. Because it's a rule. I was once criticized by Dedy, who was even insulted for talking about crazy people. Oh yeah? I was with Dedy, talking about people talking about ODGJ, not getting COVID.

Okay. Then there was a crazy person who didn't get COVID. There was a community that turned out that it was no longer allowed to use the word crazy person. So you have to use people with mental disorders. Well, that's okay, you can learn from that.

So the solution has a responsibility. So we do what we have to do.

I see.

That set, you've been doing it for years. 14 years, more or less. But there are some that have just been put in. There are. There are many. The strategy for those who want to be a stand-up, especially in TNI Polri,

it's not easy. I can imagine. There are even winners who come down from the stage. It's not easy if the father doesn't smile. On the stage, we want to die. How? Sometimes you're invited twice.

For example, twice a year. How's the material? So we have to have... So when I make the material, I never write it. From the beginning, I never write. Because I've already graduated. Why do I write?

So I play with the material in my brain. So I'm like bridging, because I like this show, Pak Monggol, about your nationalism. Right? About your pride in the nation, the material. So we're bridging to Indonesia, one of the largest islands in the world.

Many islands in Indonesia are included as the largest islands. Okay. Kalimantan, Java Island, Sumatra. Then Batu Bahra is number two in China. Okay. We have five largest gold reserves in the world.

Okay. From the longest beach.

The good ones.

Good.

Our chili is number two, the hottest.

Okay. Then the most expensive second most spicy. Okay.

The new one is the most expensive. We started to laugh at that. Why is the chili the most expensive? It's the chili, sir. It used to be 300, now it's 16. So we started to laugh.

The highest devil in the world. Indonesia, boss. Which horror movie do you watch? The one with the devil, Sarjana. But we, Sot's sister, are in the first year. If not, she's in the third year.

She's in nursing.

She's in college.

So we're bridging, people are laughing. But we have to admit it together. There's something that's not cool about our nation.

What is it?

First, we're in the world in the world of terms of voting. Why? Because Indonesia is the only country that has a poll. I've been to Korea, I've been to... When a foreigner votes, he takes it and slaps it. We, Indonesia, take it and twist it.

Why?

I've asked, why do you twist it? It's good, it's good, it's dry. So, it's delicious, but it's dry? That's right. Second, we're a bridging. We're the most curious country. The desire to know us is higher than... We're number two in the world.

Okay.

Where's the proof, bro? When the French bomb exploded, the population fled. Okay. Sarina exploded, it didn't even take 10 minutes, people were lying on the road.

Selling fried rice?

Sate!

Sate?

There's a video.

I was like, what?

Why is he cleaning? That means someone ordered it. Someone ordered it. You should've been a security guard.

So he's cleaning.

That means there's a police officer. That's funny." So, we tried to make it as minimal as possible. The important thing is that it doesn't fall down to the floor. The second proof is that we're curious. Only Indonesia is not allowed to listen to the Kentut people.

Why is that? What do you mean?

The Kentut people are chill, Sir. We're not allowed. Relax, sir. We can't do that. I was at Senayan City, we were having a pee. There were six urinators. The urinators were full.

We were looking at each other. Who was it? We were waiting for someone.

Not someone.

We were waiting for someone to come out.

You wanted to see someone?

Who was it? Why? Was he waiting for someone to come out You want to see the person?

Who's the one that farted? Why? Did you wait for him? I don't know why I have to wait for him That's right

It's just us, bro In China, people fart, the sound of a broom is heard We're waiting for the handwashing

Yeah, it's been a while

Why didn't he come out?

He came out with. Oh, you.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

Why? Yeah, right, right, right.

So, it's like that, bro. I mean, when I'm writing, I never write. I understand, I understand. But you're cool. Because if I think about writing, sometimes when we're on stage, Yeah, yeah, yeah. The three stars are all over the place.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The most annoying thing is when we're forced to stand up, while the dirut hasn't come yet.

So, what do you mean? Like, the matrix has to be repeated or...

Because the dirut said he likes to sing more.

Yeah.

So, let's just let Bang Monggol stand up first, the singer, when you come. So while we stand up,

Oh, that *** came in.

Annoying, right?

So everyone stood up. So we, what do we do next? Who wants to listen?

We've been doing this for a long time.

It's okay, we can do two parts.

It's really fun.

Someone asked, Mongol, let me ask you. From Heartbreaker94, Mongol, this is from my YouTube membership, if you want to join, there's a link in the description. Mongol, what's the most delicious food in Manado? For Mongol, it's always fish.

I like kembung fish. Kembung fish?

From Manado?

Yeah, we call from Kembung. In Manado, we call it Ikan Tudeh. Ikan Tudeh, with rica-rica? Yes, grilled, fried, nice to meet you. Yesterday I ate Rica-Rica tuna. Oh, it was good!

There's sambal, tomato, and onion. How do you eat it? What kind of samb of the fish? It's called dabu-dabu. How do you eat it? It's the same. Just mix it with rice. But there's already sambal in rica-rica. So, if you want to grill a fish, you have to choose which one to choose. Either the fried one or the non-fried one, the dabu-dabu. Okay.

But if you don't like spicy food, just tell them not to use chili. Okay. If you want it spicy, ask for chili. It's like Bandung's Maichi. Oh, there's a level. Yes, what's the level.

If it's not spicy enough, try putting it in your eyes. Okay.

I'm not okay with that.

Why am I okay?

What else? What else? The second question. From Lisa. Oh, Mongol, how does it feel to be friends with Lucifer? It's not like that anymore. It was before, right? Yeah.

The devil's kingdom. Yeah, that was in the past. In the past. I always say that I will never deny my mistakes in the past. Becoming the general of the devil's kingdom. Yeah, I will never complain that Mongols are still an activist. But one thing I hold on to is when I took the decision on February 14, 1997

to leave them, the problem is they don't accept me to leave. It's not my business.

Okay. A question. You often say that you went to the devil's church, you told them about the treatment and everything. Did they look for you? Did they threaten you?

Honestly, when it comes to looking, someone, I will look for them. I will look for them until now. I will look for them until now. But, I mean, when I chose to go back, I chose God, I moved to Christianity and I accepted Jesus Christ. That was the turning point for me to become a new Mongolian.

And when I made this decision, I knew what would happen. God will protect me. But I still had to go through the process. I had to be a person who can't get angry, can't lie, can't be adulterous, etc.

I tried to do that until today. If I say it in Isl Israeli, I'm still safe. Because there is a promise from God that that's why my name changed to Ronnie Emmanuel.

I see.

Emmanuel is God's messenger.

Okay. Last one from Dava Udi. He said that if you stand up, you write a story. That's right. He said that. If it's true, how do you find it?

And do you still use an open mic to test it?

Never. How do you find it? And do you still use an open mic to test it?

Never. You just bring the one you got when you got a job? Yes. That's crazy. I never use an open mic. You never practice?

No.

You just pay and go?

Yes.

So, if I get a new material, I already know how to bridge. For example, last night, I was on a birthday party. There were three openers in front of me. I didn't know there were openers. Okay.

They said it was just a band. Sing, happy birthday, and so on. Then I performed. It turned out they were also looking for three community kids from Tena Pindo, Karawang.

Okay.

They were the first. I joined, I mean I joined to give input to them how to control the stage, corporate and so on. Idealist is okay, but if you are paid, don't be too idealistic, people will pay you. Right? So I taught them how to hold their nerves.

If I'm new to my material, I know I won't be able to get lost. Because I've played with the settings, how the settings are, when I'm bridging, it'll be beautiful. Because of the experience. Yes, like Pocong's material, you don't have to read read in Ayat Kursi or Alkitab.

Because there's still a copper. What Pocong is afraid of is the portal. That's my material. So I told Mr. Ahok when he became the governor, all the cemeteries in Jakarta's DKI, at 10 PM, the portal is closed so they don't cross.

I told Mr. Ahok. We met at Mr. Ricardo Gilayel's birthday party. But the most amazing stand-up experience was not in front of the president. What was it? In Orang Mati, one Christian, three Muslims. I've ever done a stand-up in Orang Mati, one Christian, three Muslims. At the same time?

Yes, so I came to Melayat, at Dukha Ghatot Subroto's house. I knew that the emcee was running from behind, we heard the stand-up comedy from Mongolia. I was in line to say the prayer. That was the most amazing moment,

my brain couldn't move. But his wife said, please entertain, O I will transfer you to... The one who died in the temple, it's impossible, 2 million That's right, God is angry

After that, I said thank you, I'm sorry if it's not funny Because it's a bit too much My wife said, the kid is so funny I cried, thank you so much Mom, you've been laughing since then So, I got in, and I saw the money.

How much? 10 minutes, 40 million. I told my family, don't do it here, I'll go to the grave too. I swear to God, people are still alive. I went to the grave, sat in the ambulance with the body. San Diego can be a living witness.

Because when we arrived at the ambulance, the portal was locked. When we opened the portal, he saw... He was so happy. It turns out that his father is a Bangorian.

I can imagine.

Because his son is in the ambulance. I thought that my father... I'm not going to eat together. Okay. At that place, the kid asked me to entertain his mom. So I made him laugh. There was 25 million rupiahs, and his mom gave him 5 million. That's it, bro. Crazy. But the least stand-up comedy was at the promo.

How much did they pay?

100 million. But only 8 people.

Oh, you mean the few people who watched.

No, only for BOD.

Oh my God.

And I was in Thailand. I was in Thailand and I got appreciation from the Ministry of Health. Because during COVID, I made healthy food for the doctors. Then I got appreciation, so I went to Thailand. Then I was called that there was an event in Bromo. I left it because the event in Thailand was tomorrow. So I went home first, I was called that there was an event at Bromo Square I left it because the event was in Thailand the next day

So I went home first and performed Then in the morning I went back to Thailand again for the night event Okay, when you came, did you know that there were 8 people? I was told I was told that there were only 8 people Because it was only for the board of directors

So the director was a general director

The director was a boss So, the director is a general director, the director is a...

Crazy, Mongol. You're crazy. You're mental, I think. I'm a dead person, I'm just pretending.

I'm a living person.

I'm impressed. You're crazy. Okay, the last one. If someone is watching and wants to invite Mongol, where do they contact?

IG.

IG. IG Mongol, IG. To IG? Yes, to IG Mongol.

What's the price?

The price goes straight to the manager.

Oh, you don't remember the price?

No, I don't. So, when I invite people to Mongol, I have some specifications. Religious events, school events, government events, I don't use interest. So, it depends on the budget? Yes, like yesterday, a message, it was only a GoPay.

500.000? Yes.

No problem? No problem. Or school events, I don't use the red. Okay. Because for church events, I use red 100. The car was stolen.

So I have to make it. But for corporate event, it can't be negotiable. Okay, how much is it for a corporate event? 100. Oh, that's already 100? 100 million, 20 minutes plus 10? Yes, usually 20 minutes only, but sometimes if you want to add more, you can't make it 30.

It's okay. Okay, but there are also those who have 30, add more, then he transfers. Oh yes, yes. I asked him if I could get more than 30. He said it's okay. But there are people who get 30 and then transfer. Oh yeah, there was one time. In Medan, at the Sawit event.

Okay.

I performed twice. I got a gopek.

I was like, you're crazy!

The big boss, including the richest Indonesian, the boss, but he's already dead. I was hitting the table and laughing. Then he added more, and added more, and transferred it now. So I'm the most amazing stand-up comedian in Indonesia.

I have to be acknowledged. But I also have failed. There were a few times, community events, I missed. I admit that.

Missed because you didn't come.

Yes, because I know that story. I'm honest, I admit it. Missed because you didn't come? I know that story. I'm honest. I didn't correct myself. I admit it was a mistake. I accept the consequences. If the senior is angry, I don't protest. But I started to change.

I changed. Including tomorrow, I'm going to sing with Abdel.

Oh, you're going to play?

In Palu. Oh, you're going to perform with him? In Palu. Oh, you're going to perform with Abdel? Yes, so the community of Stand Up Indo Palu, on the 18th, there's a festival called HAHAHIHI.

Okay.

So we're going to perform there, me and Ching Abdel, two senior stand-up comedians who have different personas, will perform to entertain the friends in Palu. You're sure You'll come, right? I'll definitely come. Because I've bought the tickets. And the second thing, the honor is, until today, you can ask all the stand-up communities in Indonesia, I am the cheapest stand-up comedian for the community.

Oh, amazing. Because I come from the community, bro.

That's right.

I built several communities in Menado, Bengkulu. I don't know, it's okay. As long as it's a stand-up night. Oh, I see. Because it's hard to find sponsors for stand-up night. But if we ask for it from the community, they won't count it. Yeah, I also took it. Even for Palu, they sell tickets, there are many sponsors, I still only paid 5 million.

Okay, but for Sawit, 500 million. What did I do to make Usmari Smile? God, I'm not lying. I have a beautiful smile.

Yeah.

Imagine, his father is sitting, I come and sit until the event is over, I accompany him.

500 million, Mongol.

Still, still laughing.

He's so cool.

Mongol, you're crazy.

Community, come on. Even if I make a mistake, I admit it's a mistake. But I try to be better in the future. That's why now there's only one door to invite Mongols. There used to be a TV management. There are more people, there are more people in the middle of the street.

There's even an event that can invite three people. So now I only have one door. So that the future is better. But if you ask me, will I still be a stand-up artist? Yes, if there's still a stage, I will still take it. Crazy, cool.

Bong Wol, thank you for coming here. Thank you too. Good luck for everyone. Good luck for everyone.

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