SHOWKESMAS - HALDA & ARAFAH PUNYA KISAH HORROR!!!

He's about to graduate!

Awesome!

College?

He's a pro, bro!

Cool!

If you ask him, he won't answer.

He's a psychologist?

He's about to graduate.

I'm also a gossip girl.

What kind of gossip girl?

Your house is messy. Why did you choose to be a coach at Ciputra?

Because I'm studying at UIN. If I'm studying at UIN, for example, I from home at 6pm I arrive at UIN at 8pm I walk from home at 6.30pm, I arrive at UIN at 6pm

So it's like...

So it's like...

6.30pm still empty, 6pm is full

It's so true 6pm to 8pm

You leave at 6.30pm, arrive at UIN at 6pm It's so long I'm gonna be on the phone. I'm gonna be on the phone. I'm gonna be on the phone.

I'm gonna be on the phone. I'm gonna be on the phone.

I'm gonna be on the phone.

I'm gonna be on the phone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Show Kesehatan Masyarakat Show Kismas

Hats off!

Welcome back to Podcast Kismas with Anton, Ngok, ...Omez, Darto, and Dipsy.

Yes.

Cool. Who is this? This is Alba.

What time is it?

It's late. It's late.

It's late.

It's late. It's over. It's over. It's over.

This is the first time Surya wears a colorful shirt. Because he will be the mayor of Tangsul.

I like it.

Open the shirt.

He's so heroic.

Crazy. What's your heroic Wow, crazy What's your name? What's your heroic title?

Just look at it The video is just like that If you look at the original video, when he was spitting Boom

Using his tongue

He's more like Imax

I help motorbike Imax so it won't hit the hole

Yes

It doesn't have to be Imax It's just Imax I'm a Max

And I'm so the asphalt

Bagus

Developer bagus A good developer... Stop talking nonsense. It's easy to hit.

If you're walking...

It's annoying to wear this shirt!

I'm being asked.

If you're walking, do you think you're a developer?

I don't know. You said... Between a developer and a PM, they work together. Why do you care about that? You don't care about your own friends. I'm going to slap you. I'm going to...! I'm a dog now!

Don't let anyone out!

I think I'm still a 1-2 hole. If I'm like this, I think I have to go to the gym.

Go to the gym! CSR! If I'm like this, I have to go to the gym. But that's good.

That's good!

I'm so close.

You like the earth. You're blocking the way.

If you two...

There's no Darsa, you know.

Just shoot. So, which people are you? We're Depok.

Depok.

No, we're Jonda. I'm going to be Depok. Depok. Salangan. No, we're from Juanda.

I'm going to be a member of Depok soon.

Yes.

Where?

Andara.

Andara is a good place.

This is the point of Omes' house.

No, I can't.

If you're from Depok, you're from Juanda. Juanda is Margonda.

That's the real Depok.

Is that true? That was the real depok. Really? Yes, in the middle of the depok.

But there was a mayor, because he was the king of the city. Oh, yes. There was a red light.

There was a singer. There was a song.

There was a song, but it was removed. There was a horse too.

Now...

Really?

The depok police is cool. Now it's like in the dynasty. In the dynasty. I'm not a police. He did look like a nice Indian

Indian Daddy's a current to the club a do I eat a lot to go up a little bit. I'll give how it was. It's a cosplay.

It's not like that.

But in England, the police don't smile. But here, they're friendly.

In England, you can't take photos.

You can't.

That's in the palace.

It's so funny.

It's 15 minutes. You're so bad.

How? The police can be paid. I I'm gonna say if they are Cassian who done yeah, I'm gonna get him on a much Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Free day, I'm gonna get my trolley

Dog yeah, yeah The story sorry the club I do a yoga yoga. No, it's not. It's a prank.

It's a police program.

Yes, it's a police program.

You paid for it, right?

Yes, I bought a horse.

It's okay. You bought a horse. It's not expensive. It's just grass.

Who said it's just grass?

It's expensive.

What?

It's expensive. The cage is not ready. No, not the cage. Yeah I Think it's a good idea I'm calling it a summer bop a summer you must see Samalah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So I'm a bum yeah, yeah, I'm a guitar. Come on. Keep that better in the union. Yes, same. But we're different.

Her nose is so different. What?

Are you more like your dad or your mom?

More like my dad. You?

My grandma.

What? Yes, my grandma's face is similar to mine.

Your grandma's face is similar to mine. She was the one who gave birth. You were born 58 years ago. Why is my grandma's face similar to mine? Yeah Her nose was a bit big. And then, she was a bit pale. Suddenly, she shrunk. Maybe she's a filler.

Suddenly, she shrunk.

Suddenly, her nose shrunk.

Yes, suddenly, she shrunk. That's why her face looked like hers.

You didn't know your grandma was a Tompil.

Yes.

You didn't know your grandma.

Tompil's doctor still sings in the theater.

Yes, he was a doctor. I was a doctor.

Did you go to the clinic?

I did.

But I don't think so. My grandma is healthy.

How old is your grandma?

Why are you asking that?

Why is she suddenly healthy?

I don't know.

Sur, don't hold your phone. Put it down.

Wow. She's so cool. She's like a real person. I'll put it here. Wow! Wow!

You're so rich! You're so rich!

You're so rich! You're so rich! You're so rich! I'm in trouble! I'm trapped in the epic bocah! I'm trapped in the epic bocah! I'm trapped in the epic bocah! In the epic bocah! I'm in trouble! I'm in trouble!

Before the shooting, I took this out.

And they took this out too.

I took this out too. I'm still using Android. Where's your phone?

This is your phone

This is Darto's phone

No, this is my face

I know you This is your face I'm not kidding I'm not kidding I'm not kidding Why are you taking a photo?

I'm not kidding I'm not going to take a picture of you! Why are you taking a picture of me? No, not you! I'm just kidding.

It's 32 million.

You're going to be a haji, right? You're so mean.

32 million?

I have 2 terabytes.

50 million?

It's a gift from my wife.

Don't be arrogant.

You should buy a bag at KPK. Yes, at KPK Lelang. I don't know. There's...

What's the price?

From 40 million to 19 million.

Really? Did you buy it?

No, I saw it yesterday. I want to join the catalog. Try it. I want to go there. You can bid online bid, right?

If it's 19 million, you buy it.

19 million.

Talk to her brother. Sometimes, he's like that. I'm just kidding.

He's the one who holds the money?

Yes.

Do you like to be reported to the financial department?

Yes.

This is the second podcast. This is it.

We don't know if YouTube is transparent.

Transparent?

Why is YouTube not transparent? Can we see it? There's an algorithm.

YouTube doesn't always have a big view and big money. If you want to see it, just watch it.

It's okay. The data is confusing

The data is confusing It's hard to get in There's yellow dollar and green dollar

That's why We just enjoy YouTube

Enjoy it

But, if you're alone

You don't trust your brother

Yeah, I mean, me and my brother How long have you been dating? It's been a long time. 5 years? 6 years? Maybe 5 years.

Have you ever received financial reports?

Not yet.

I can't log in, too. It's so hard. We're always asked to log in. Just upload? No, for example, you want to see AdSense.

It's so hard. It's like you're not interested anymore.

No, I want to see 196 thousand. 127 thousand. 20 million. 375 thousand.

20 million.

Bukalelang. On your channel?

Every video.

1.74 subscribers. Oh, the channel is Arava. Yes. That's why you can't join Just follow your brother I think we don't need to talk about YouTube anymore

If you don't count the money, you can earn 200 million a month

Really?

Why are you waiting for Lele to buy it?

You can do it

I'm not rich!

What car did you buy?

What car do you want to buy? She's rich, she doesn't buy anything.

You said you wanted to buy a white Brio.

It's too late.

Sadie!

Anjong!

It's up now.

We want to have a car.

Now?

Now we're still using Sipik Sipik. Sipik!

Sipik, Sipik, Sipik.

Sipik Sipik.

But, Tomes, how long have you been doing this? 5 or 6 years? No, 4 years.

When was the corona?

It was in 2019.

Yes, from COVID.

We started in 2020.

How long have you been doing this? Since I was born, from COVID. Yes, from 2020. So how long have you been siblings?

As long as we live.

As long as COVID.

As long as COVID.

That's new.

You're now siblings.

Before, you were just a fool.

We talked when there was COVID. Yes. Because we just got together at home.

Oh, before that, you were just friends.

Yes, I used to sleep at Ciputat. Why? So you could be free? No.

So you could be free from work. Have you done stand-up?

Yes.

Why did you choose to be a coach at Ciputat?

Because I studied at UIN. If I studied at UIN, I would leave home at 6, and arrive at UIN at 8. I would leave at 6.30, and arrive at UIN at 6.00. I'm a fan I'm young pain jump number Yeah

Yeah

I'm a

Bunker

My job One broom up And I'm I'm

I'm I'm I'm I'm I was like, what? The class starts at 8.30? Yes. I was walking for an hour. It was 6.00. It should have been 7.30.

It's 8.00 now.

It's over.

I was like, I'm sad.

It's a jungle. It's a mess. But, Bantad, you were in Ciputat. So, you didn't go...

I didn't so far. Yeah, he's still in elementary school. He's still in elementary school. How many years have you been apart? 7 years.

He's still in elementary school.

How old is he now?

21.

Oh my.

He's about to graduate.

Cool.

College?

He's already a pro, bro.

Cool.

He's already a pro. If you ask him, he won't say no. No! She's a psychologist? You're going to graduate? I'm also going to be a teacher Right? You're going to be a teacher

What do you mean?

What teacher?

You're going to be a doctor too?

No, I'm going to be a nurse Nurse

Nurses have to be good at this They're usually good

Yeah, they have to be good at the technique But now, there's a house. What? Education management.

So you're a doctor?

Teacher?

Teacher.

School teacher.

What are you doing?

You're paying for it. Teacher.

I don't understand.

What is she doing?

There's a savings account.

Yes, there is.

Just two of us. What? There's a savings account. Payment and savings. No, it's the same. It's the same. It's the same. You two are a good match.

One is a teacher, one is a teacher.

One is a teacher, one is a teacher.

We make a school.

Is it easy to make a school?

It's hard. If you make noodles, it's easy.

It's easy to make noodles. It's hard to make a school.

Did you start with Arava or not? Yes, I was invited. At first, I was unboxed.

Cool. Unboxing.

It was like my launching event.

Launching event. You could go to the latest class in Depok. The latest class is being launched.

It's opened like this

But it was really closed

It was closed first

Then it was opened, and I was reviewed

Reviewed? So you were like this

My nose was reviewed What was the rating?

Small

And then people started to like it And then There were a lot of... And then, I was invited to a podcast. And then, it was...

It was popular.

It was popular. It was popular with the guests.

Yes, it was trending.

It was so popular. At that time, Atta Halilintar and his friends...

were not there.

Yes, they were not there.

They were on their bikes. I'm gonna Do that you want to lose a thing that I call you Oh, hello, man, any film stand up room liatin are you quitting?

Yeah, come on. I'm gonna go home. Yeah, I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home I'm a dinosaur now. Yeah, I'm gonna go home. Yeah, I'm gonna go home I'm gonna get it. You It's far. Because we never... You don't care. You don't care about me.

You only asked me to do things.

Yes, I swear. I asked you to take me to Indomaret. That's all I do. I buy you things. Yes, you don't want to do anything. Yes, you only asked me to do things.

Because of the things you asked me to do. Yeah, yeah

Yeah I was hiding from the people in Indonesia. I couldn't show my boobs. I was surprised. So, I couldn't show my boobs on TV.

I was a kid. You were a kid.

Why did you show your boobs?

Oh, yes.

You were too old.

I wasn't allowed to show my boobs. But I wanted to show my brother. I wanted to show him how I was.

You were so ugly. You wanted to see my brother. How is my brother? He's so lame!

And then you see your brother in the final. He's so cool. He's wearing a Mina's purse.

That's not what he's talking about. He's talking about the stylist. Mina's purse.

I used to like a celebrity. Her name is Natasha Risky. Natasha Risky.

Natasha Risky.

Is she your ex-wife? No, she's a MNC employee. Her name is Natasha Risky.

Do you know her?

I don't know.

So I saw her fashion. Natasha Risky. When did you know her? So I saw the fashion from him Natasha Rizwi

When you were here?

He was like, he was so heavy His body was like When you see him, you'll see his rumba When he was wearing a minang

Did you call him? He was as heavy as his body His head was heavy

Like a minang His head was all bent I I I'm

You can't look at the movie go on can begin a Richard below my Beginner I said the room I know I'm gonna get on guy yeah, that is a mara. Takala dear. Oh my

Yeah, yeah, but I can't go brother. Just a little kayak. Yeah, we don't know bro. Yeah, I think I am

Okay, I'm gonna do one got to go to go around my papa goes

Fine little girl. Yeah, I can be a telepath. My dad often skip school. My dad doesn't want to be arrogant. I don't want to be arrogant either. So, we just do this.

That's it. Why are you like that?

I don't know.

My dad just does this.

Then, I just...

That's it.

Maybe he's not comfortable. He was with the police. That horse. I'm not gonna call you. They could policy I thought he did one boppa

Another policy black As a parent, I also see my child as... When you were in school, did your parents bring you a cart? No, they brought me a motorcycle. He was on a motorcycle, and he only did this to me.

But the engine wasn't turned on, so he only did this.

He was hit.

Ouch, it hurts. Ouch, I can't shoot anymore. It hurts.

It's a pity, bro.

How many siblings do you have?

Three.

One more, brother.

Brother.

How old are you?

Are you married?

Yes.

Oh, you're married.

Poor you.

When are you going to have a baby? When?

I can't.

When? When?

How old are you?

28.

You're 25 now.

No, I'm 28.

28. I'm sorry What we suck it down

I'm not a nurse and I'm a sucker

I'm a psychologist

I'm a sucker. I'm a new message. I keep it. Oh yeah, she knows Oh

You see I'm not so kind Maybe it's the sugar. The sinus is here. It's usually painful. Here and my nose is in the ear. It's behind the ear.

That's an allergy.

You have to find the allergy.

Yes, I have to find it.

Is it liquid or hard?

That's scary.

There are two sinuses.

If it's hard, it has to be operated. Oh, it hasn't arrived yet.

It has to be liquid. If it's so hard, it has to be squeezed. Oh my God. There were a lot of sinew.

No, it's not squeezed.

The sinew is so small. But he doesn't do it anymore.

No, if it's like this,

it comes out.

It's like a balloon.

What if it's like this?

What?

Sinis.

I'm just going to be arrogant with my phone.

Cool.

You're a rich person.

I'm curious. If there was...

Julia Batong Ordo.

Back then, the richest house in Depok was Pesona Kayangan Now, the richest house in Depok is Andara

The sultans are all there, right? Sultan Rapi, Sultan Gading, Sultan Omes

Haji Omes

Haji Omes

That's why he's wearing the iPhone 7 Plus

Cool It's silver, it's so cool I used the iPhone 17, the green one Cool!

The silver one is so cool!

The one with a lot of blue

You're the orange one

You won't be curious anymore if you die, right? Because you already have the iPhone 17

So cool!

I can die with peace

There won't be any more shows if I have the iPhone

How about the success at a young age? I won't be a show host anymore. How is it? Success at a young age.

Assalamualaikum.

Can you give me the tips? But, earlier, Halda was proud to see her brother. Then, when you first invited Halda, what was the reason?

Because...

She can't eat by herself.

You just told her to do it.

No, because I saw her getting angry. And her face... I was like, why is she so old?

She's still a kid.

But there's a truth.

She's like...

She's like a kid.

Benjamin Button. You're the opposite. You're like a metabolism.

Can you do that? Yes.

How?

I can. It's called a curse.

Hajji is talking like a kid.

I'm a kid.

Sultan Gaddafi is talking like that.

Be careful with your fortune.

I'm dead. I'm dead. He's playing with words. He's playing boca He's so shy He's playing boca

Take care of your tongue

I'm gonna pray for orphans He's a big orphan

He's still a kid

He's been an orphan since he was a kid

Like him

I'm an orphan with a piano He doesn't have a piano

I don't have a piano You have a piano I I Think yeah, but it's all right

Thank you, I think yeah

I can't I think I'll get to it Ranking up I was once ranked third. I was ranked third. Who was the smartest among you two? It was me. He was the smartest. I was ranked third. When you were in class?

When I was in 8th grade. I was so clumsy. I was ranked third. No one in my family believed me.

I swear. I was like, what? I'm in third place? I've never won a big prize before.

And I'm not that rare.

And you're in third place? Yeah, I was in third place.

My mom was asking me questions.

She was like, is it true? And she said she didn't believe me. Because I've never seen her study. I've never studied, but my brain is a magician. No. She's empty.

She can't study. I never studied, but my brain is Maya. No. She can't study because she feels like it's a waste of time. Why should I study?

People who study will forget it tomorrow. And I tried to convince my family that they still don't believe me. Until my teacher said, Yes, this kid is in the third place. My mom just said, oh.

Oh?

That hurts your heart. No, it's just normal. Because it's... I don't need validation.

How many places did you get in the next semester?

I got stuck again. Yes, because the list is gone. I mean, there are a lot of smart people. I'm not smart enough But I'm smart

So you're stuck in the next semester

So you can't rank 3rd yet

Yeah, that's all

That's the first time in my life

What about you, Arofa?

I always rank 3rd

Cool

Since elementary school

Are you nervous? Usually, kids who rank 1st, 2nd, 3rd

They can't be picked up.

No, no. I always share it with my friends.

So, you have a lot of top 3 kids.

It's the same.

The values are different. I was once a student in a school in Jelat.

Seriously?

Why? Because of the values? Or the attitude? You came the earliest You're in TAPUS right?

You're in TAPUS?

No, I'm in high school I'm also surprised why I'm in the same class I don't understand

And you got a prize?

I got it My family is just normal I often get a prize

You're arrogant No, I'm not. of money Like Reki You're so arrogant

I'm not arrogant, I'm right If it's true, I'm not arrogant

What's this?

That one

That's right

I know

That's Maria Did you buy that? What?

Did your wife buy that?

I bought a gift from her

Oh, you bought two?

I bought two

That's 100 million! Oh my God!

A rich family is so good!

You can build a mosque! Yes!

How much is that? That's a lot!

100 million! Oh my God!

It's true! You can do it if you want!

That's a need! That's not a premiere! I'm gonna miss a cola mama. Oh, yeah

Kita second I can't open it. I'm gonna die and poco poco. Yeah

machine to go with a can miss

uda

See I'm not getting an academy

It'll miss you did it send it again. Yeah

blue Have you? No, I haven't. You're still on your own, right? Yeah. Right? Not yet.

I'm still... I'm afraid of talking nonsense. I'm afraid of being called names. I'm afraid of being called names. I'm ready. Let's go.

Let's go.

I'm afraid of being called names.

I'm afraid of being called names.

I'm afraid of. Yeah, you can't enter. Yeah, yeah

You know, I'll go get a new car. I got a car a swastana. Green Boca swastana Yes, my mom. Oh my god. I'm so bad. I'm gonna say Masuk negrin, I'm a see it again There's a lot of people So it's free for you guys Free? Now? And then, well, I just compare it like that

And sometimes, this This, compare the face Why?

His face is younger

No, you're younger too

Oh, really?

She's busy asking questions She's busy

I can't do it Tomorrow, okay? You're heavy. I can't do this. Tomorrow.

What's that?

I don't know.

I'll make it thin.

Like an idol. Pico laser.

DNA salmon.

You're just being tickled with a fish.

No.

Still like that? I'm being tickled with fish. No, no. Still like that?

And then, compared to his face,

what does he do with his face? His face, he's like, this is his brother, where's his sister?

His sister is older.

Have you ever been called wrong? People call you a fart. It's too far.

Fart.

Arabic, well's close. The casing is too far.

Arafa and Arafik.

You often use the name of Code Bry.

Hospital.

That's the hospital in Depok. Arafik?

Arafik is an artist.

Yes, that's why.

He has a hospital in Depok.

You're lying.

Really?

Really. Really? Oh I don't have a pimple on my cheek Arabic Anur, the general hospital Like for us

Anur, yes sir

Astaghfirullahaladzim

That's right, that's the Arabic hospital If you have a child, the mother

Yes, yes, yes

But people should know

Yes, that's right But I think the Arabic hospital has this

You can have a for selling you got a Man I don't like it See I was pregnant. I was born under the devil. What? I was born under the devil.

I was born under the devil.

I'm so proud of you.

My mom was pregnant. It was a big baby. It was 2 AM.

Whose baby? Your baby. My dad didn't know where he was going. It was a big baby. It was 2 AM. Who was pregnant?

Him.

My dad didn't know where he was going. It was late at night. My mom was...

Your mom was a slut? No, no. You're making a fuss.

Slut.

She called my brother.

Who's your brother?

Can I? Not everyone knows who your brother is.

Don't, there's a new owner. Just call him.

He's the one who took my mom to our neighbor. But it's better to call him brother, so he has a name. My brother also likes to joke around sometimes. What a fool!

Director Garuda, it's up to you

That's it

People should know that my brother is a flirt His profession There's a context

Why did he ask my husband to flirt?

He's a real flirt

But he's a brother

My brother's wife is pregnant

Oh my God.

It's a long story.

Her name is Dineng.

What are you talking about?

I don't want to know about your neighbor's affair.

Dineng.

Dineng. Dening.

After that, he called me. Dede, please help me. I'm about to give birth. It's 2 AM. Yes. I'm gonna be Welcome, Tina

Me to come up funny to come

Here can I hear can Tina? Yeah, I'm Tina

Melahirkan

No, I'm gonna tell you about someone Tina

Tina Do you know who? Muntinah Gesi Gede Muntinah Gesi Gede Muntinah Gesi Gede, she's so cute And then, Adede said, let's go And Adede is from there So, Muntinah didn't know Because the area is different

The area is different

The area is different

And then, we went by Raden Saleh by motorcycle? yes, by motorcycle because I was passing by a gang and then I was like, hey, you

you're not even born yet you're still alive you're still alive I was like, where did you go? it's been a long, I was like, where is this place? It's been a while. I'm still confused.

My mom said,

why is it being moved again? It's being moved again. It's being moved again. My mom said, Aditya just realized it because he passed by this complex.

Portal.

He passed by it. Where is this Muntina? He just went around. I went to the portals. I went through all of them.

I asked, where is Muntina?

You just wandered around.

You were targeted by the devil.

Then, when the sun rose, I found Muntina.

How long did it take? It took 4 hours.

What did you do in there? I just waited.

I was tired. The ritual until I reach Bandung. You're still a baby. I'm still a baby. You're still in the middle of the ritual.

But I'm in Bandung. It's so hard. On the motorcycle, 3 hours.

2 hours, 3 hours.

You did it in 40 minutes. Yes.

At that time, the ritual was at 4 o'clock.

Oh, 2 hours. It was 2004, right?

What's the age? I'm gonna be a young couple Salam in here. Yeah, I'm a kid to move in. I'm a jump cut. Oh

Come back and

Hey, man 9 1

More to do that one. Yeah, I'm at home. I'm a tapina. I'm not a we go

Jumbo a party to a woman at all. I'm gonna kayak nagwah. karna karna BB go to guy cool I'm funny. No money. Yeah, Nina. Neng. Oh, God, my juju mama juju Mama, I'm a to betty gahani to the motor motor is betty gahan. No, I'm a juju disappear

I'm gonna be a bunch of Tiga Yes, he gonna be the only hot yeah

Yeah I'm gonna be a mess I'm gonna be a mess

Yeah, I'm gonna be a mess

Yeah, I'm gonna be a mess

I'm gonna be a mess

I'm gonna be a mess I'm gonna be a mess

I'm gonna be a mess I'm gonna tell you Smash

Yeah I think I'm gonna get you can yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I get it. I got a lot of guys look on ya. Yeah, I'm gonna be company. Yeah, man. I get to you But I'm gonna get into the middle of a mojo can't get you

I'm a

Yeah

Yeah

I'm not only one thing I'm not Yeah, but it's still a joke, right? It's still a joke. It's not a joke, it's an anatomy joke. You're like this inside.

I'm not, I'm not.

The question is, until dawn,

where's your dad?

Oh, when my dad is gone. When he met Muntina.

When he met Muntina, your dad.

Your dad is still talking to Simba.

I think my dad went with Mama Ujo. I don't know who. I forgot. It was 2004. It was 20 years ago.

I just remembered.

The point is...

I don't think it's the devil's fault. Who's fault? Let's imagine. There are four of them. The brother, his mother, and his grandmother. The older brother must be like this. He can't turn right.

He's straight. He's turning. He's turning. He can't turn. He's stuck.

There's a fact. There's a fact that they haven't told us. What is it? Adede is a jewel.

Oh my God.

Astrology. Astrology.

Astrology. Where? I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm scared.

That's bad. Adede must be watching.

That's bad.

That's bad. I'm not a hardy. You're not a hardy.

So, the main characters are Adede, Mama Juju,

Muntina, and

Neneng. Do you believe in the devil?

Yes, I do.

The devil exists.

He said so.

He's the one who's been to the mountains.

He's been to. In Depok. In Depok. Huh? Have you been to Depok?

Yes.

There are a lot of weird things in Depok, right?

Yes.

Green color from Depok.

Pigs.

Pigs are in Depok.

There are still pigs in Depok.

Yes.

I use a green color. I used to use a make sure there's no pigs. So you experienced pigs in Depok? Yes.

At least the smell?

No, there were pigs at home.

At home?

No, at that time, you were still in Ciputat.

The pigs...

The pigs... The way the pigs took your money, they moved their asses on the walls of your house. And?

And at that time,

they moved my house's door, I There was a guy who was selling oil

Why was he selling it? Yeah, back then, it was illegal

Just film that later

After that, he was beaten up Because behind my house's wall was his house You didn't see his house?

Yeah

You saw him? At night? Yeah, it was really? Yes. You saw it right away?

At night? Yes, it was really late. At 11 o'clock.

And the pig died?

No, it didn't become a human.

No.

It became a robot?

Wow.

Transformer. They said that when you move your butt at home, it takes 4 hours to get back to normal. I'm not sure if I can do it. I don't have any gold in my hand. You can get it from Balian for 12,500. Balian, Bupet, Taitaran, 12,500.

That's really cool.

But you need money. Because in Topless Astore, you need money for PS.

Oh, right.

Oh, right.

PS is for Topless Astore. What does your father do? What does your father do? Oh, rental PS. Yes, PS if you're taking it.

What does your dad do? Huh?

What does your dad do?

He's a service.

Yes.

Service PS?

Electronic PS.

Electronic.

Oh.

So, there are several rental PS. But, only my rental PS never went bankrupt.

Wow.

Because my dad is the one who rented the place.

The service.

So, it was my dad who rented the place. So, everyone who rented the place in my village, they served my dad. If it wasn't for my dad, the electricity would've been cut off.

The TV would've been cut off.

The electricity would've going to die. Your dad is a PLN member. What can we do?

If your dad is on vacation for a week, people will burn the house down. What can we do? We should buy more gas.

But we have to... give appreciation to Arafa. Because last September,

Arafa got an award from Anukom.

The most favorite female comedian.

Who's your favorite?

Tiki.

Boa.

Mami Nuno. But that... That's... I don't know. Tiki. Boa. Mommy don't know. Mommy don't know.

But that's...

Asriwelas.

That's... What? Don't be like that.

What?

Humble.

Say humble.

We got the praise.

But are you happy? Are you happy?

Are you happy when you get the award?

But it's a burden. Because I feel like there are more comedians. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, you! You're the one who's always in trouble. So, you think it's worth it? Yeah, because she wanted to be a writer. She likes to write scripts for TikTok. I think she'll get a Dardar Dor.

Cool!

There are a lot of brands like Halda. I write my own scripts now, but...

But, do you think Halda has the potential to be the next?

I was at the stand-up festival yesterday, and I thought I wasn't funny anymore. How many years ago was it? 2 years. I was like, there are so many people, 5000 people. I asked for help from him.

Please, be my opening. Not opening, but closing. Yes, my closing. When he saw the crowd on the first day, he said, I don't think I can do this. 2,000 people.

5,000.

I was nervous. Because I'm not used to this. What is it? It's so crowded. At that time, we had to use a script. We had to write it down.

I didn't remember the script. I was afraid I would forget it. I didn't get the punchline. That's cool.

You know the punchline.

What's the punchline? It, the punchline. What is the punchline?

It's the thrill of three.

Rule!

Oh, yes, the thrill of three. What is the thrill? The thrill of three.

The thrill of three.

What did you do?

He didn't want to, so I was like, please, why can't I? I couldn't do it.

Was it your third day? No, it was't do it. I can't do it. Is it your third day?

No, it's my second day.

Oh, so the first day, the crowd was like that.

But he can make the atmosphere there. He's good at being alone. Especially when there's two of us.

You're embarrassing.

You're embarrassing. You're embarrassing. You're being invited!

You can't stand up until 2024 or 2025?

No, because I can't stand up. I think.

I can feel it.

Yeah, that's it.

You don't open mic, maybe.

I can't write. What is this? What is this writing?

Oh, block. What's it called? Mental block.

Mental block. I'm it? Mental block, then block. Mental block. Well, I'm like, really hard.

Have you ever done stand-up?

No, because I can't write.

Bad at studying? Why do you have to study?

You're not good at studying.

How can you be in the third place and can't write? That's so weird. Maybe there's a double choice, just kidding. I can't read. But I can't write. How come? You can read but can't write?

But do you miss it, Fah?

Going back to...

To the stage.

But I want to write scripts. Like a film script. I want to do a stand-up. But I want to make a special show.

Make it. I wants to make it.

I'm 30 years old. I haven't married yet.

I'm worried.

You haven't married yet.

The relationship you had before. If you're 30, you're not planning to get married. Don't do that.

What if I do?

What if? What if? What if... I don't want to. If you're asked what you want to do, what do you want to do now? If you can make a script for a movie,

what about Alda? What do you want to achieve? She just wants to...

I just want to join Pekalelan.

I just want to win Pekalelan.

Elvi's bag. The cheap one, the cheap one

The cheap one?

Do you have any wishes?

Do you want to try to be in a movie? I want to be an actress

Cool

Because I like to pretend to be cool I mean to be...

I'll punch you

I'm so excited to punch you

Cool

I want to be fun Like this I want it to be fun Like suddenly you play a role in a movie But you can play a role in a movie?

Yes

You want a challenge? A new role? Yes, I want to be called

A movie actor What movie are you playing? I'll tell you later I'm so nervous I'm nervous to choose the hot young copy Lee Bunget. That's a happy yeah, but a happy young copy listen Diri, tapii, dipili, siapa ya

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