SIDEMEN HIDE & SEEK ON A FARM

Welcome to hide -and -seek on a farm!Nine hiders, one seeker, and 20 minutes to hide.Spread out across the farm, the hiders will find very fun challenges.

Oh, there's so much poo.

To win items that will either help them or completely screw them over.

That is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

Three, two, one, go!We've got 20 minutes, it's fine, I can relax.I'm an old shepherd.20 minutes, we're chilling.Get off my farm!It's quite a long time, you know.

I need a, I need a, I need a partner.

Oh, brilliant.Get off my farm, prick.Silly twerps, eh?

Can I ask, what are you?What, look.

Look at all my friends.Yes, I understand.Then look at you.I don't know.I walked up and they said, Josh, you've been assigned the shepherd.

Oh.This is already a terrible ordeal.Oh, there's like a buck of roofing in there.What, a donkey?

Yeah, what are the challenges?I mean, do I just do this task off the rip?Do I have to clean shit in here?Oh, I don't know if I want to do this.

Right, get in.

I think I've made a bad error here.I'm just going to follow Vik.

Yeah?Because he's got a plan.Well, I'm going to look at chickens.What's in here?Wow, look, there's a camera here.What's that for?

It's a pig moving.

Look at that.I was about to say, who do I actually think would be the best on the farm?I was going to say Harry, but he seems to have made an error already.Harry, what I would like you to do, grab that gloves and shovel and put it all in that basket.This is a bit, you're just watching someone pick poo.Well, I want to just make sure he does it correctly, you know.

Well, how would you define correct?Like, Harry, if you chuck a bit of poo at the boys, I'll let you go.Is it bad that I just want to walk off and do my own thing immediately?

Bird hide and nature study.

There's a boat there, underneath the boat.Really weird thing to do.

I don't know why I'm worried about doing weird things.Harry's 36 and he's dressed like a cow.

Well, if you don't, what's the saying?If you don't love me at my lowest, no.If you don't love me while I'm shoveling shit, you don't get to reap the benefits of my lovely bountiful prize that I received.Whatever the fuck that means, yeah.You think he would look in here?

Yeah, cupboards are the most obvious place to have a look.

Do not, like, could, like, potentially be in there.

These are the kind of spots that work well.

Oh my god, hold on, hold on.

It's not very comfortable, though.

Hold on.

I don't think it's good enough, though, honestly.

I can see your arm.

No!The worst shepherd ever!Wait, what do shepherds do?No frankincense, no myrrh.That's not my job.That's the wise men.

Oh, you're all the same.I kind of want to know what you get.You know what it's going to be?It's going to be a really bad one.The whole joke is, oh, yeah, you shoveled shit for 10 minutes and now you've got a...I beg you have to just get the poo poured over you.

So basically, I've got a power up where I can make someone move from the hiding spot.That's a shepherd's power up.So if I find, like, someone in a good hiding spot, I'd say, yeah, bro, get moving, son.Pond dipping for children.

I personally wouldn't ever dip my child in a pond, but I don't know what they're up to on this farm.

I thought about doing a run this morning.I'm really glad I didn't.A little bit of weight training.Not that I need it.

Break.

Ooh.

Oh, it's a challenge.Knock these three coconuts down.You can only use four bean bags.Four bean bags.

Wow.They each have one go.And what happens if you win?You get some milk?

If you win, you get this lovely prize right here.

Ooh.That's actually quite useful.Yeah.

What the fuck are we going to do with that?

Go somewhere high.Oh my God, this is harder than it looks.I didn't need that one, that was my warm -up one.

Oh my God.So I failed, like that's it.It's a really hard challenge.Yeah.

You know what?We'll leave it there.Oh, thank you.

I've done a really good job, mate, so.Well, don't put it on the sheets!

No!Well, that's your reward.Well done.

Oh, fucking, what?Oh yeah, this is gonna save my bacon, innit?All right.

I'll tell you what, no, I'll have it back.

No, no, no, no, no, I'll use it, I'll use it.Thank you very much, thank you very much, thank you very much.That is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.He's gone on a farm and he's got a periscope.What a waste of fucking time.A fucking, a fucking periscope.

Hello.

I think I need something from you, darling.

Is it a gigantic hay bale?

That's something I need you to bring to me, but it's not that.

Is there a clue?

If you're familiar with the gym, you'll see this movement.

Yeah.Oh, some sort of wheelbarrow.A wheel marrow.

I've got quad bikes.Look at this.Vroom, vroom, vroom.

Oh, yeah.

I'm hunting that fucking cow down.Come here, you fucking mad little cow.This is going to be fun.Really fun.

I need you to bring me a bucket.

A bucket, OK.Potato, potato.

I'm on my own here.I don't know what it is. I'm kind of scared.Hello.Is there a game for me to play?

OK.

You need to make some wine.

Make some wine?Yeah.Like duffy wine or?

So you've got to take your shoes and socks off and you've got to stamp out all these grapes into wine.And if you do that successfully, you can have a prize.

I hate how there's a GoPro so close to where my feet are going to be.You know what, people have seen my feet, sure.

Anyway, thanks for inviting me.This is a very fun way to spend my Tuesday.

Dressed up as a farmer, hiding in a field full of animals.

Oh my God.Can you tell whoever's here next that the challenge is to drink the wine that I've created?And just see if they do.

This is going to be bad.Ethan's going to get caught, walk down here and catch.Ethan's going to get released.I think we could get moving.Guys, you know he's getting released soon.He's going to catch all of us.

This is unpaid.Entirely.I can't stop thinking about it.It's like work experience.

Tobi, you want to come drink some wine?I'm OK, thank you, mate.I don't drink.It's not alcoholic wine.You all right?Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All good.Do you want to come speak to this woman about her eggs?Oh, what?I thought you should be the one to bear the bad news.

What?Can she not bear children?Ahoy hoy!

How are we?

I'm quite hot actually.

What the hell are we doing?

You need to find one hard -boiled egg, smash it on the table in order to win a prize.Hard -boiled?

Go on, love.Smell them.

You guys look like you're doing drugs.No.We're just checking out her eggs.

Just sniffing her eggs, mate.There's nothing weird here.

Ethan's coming soon.And people aren't taking this very seriously.

Pretty ominous looking sheep actually.Hello, mate.Don't come towards me.Mate, why are you just staring at me?

Okay, so I'm actually going to take this seriously now because everyone seems to just be, you know, enjoying the farm, but there's a challenge to win and I feel like the further I go, the better, but it also looks really horrible everywhere.

Like, there's like, those look painful to hide in.I'm not locked in today.I need to look in.I need to look in.Where do you hide in this farm?I mean, bushes, really.

Have you seen anyone call?Sam's trampling wine over there, if you want.

I know!I'm going to choose, boom, the anemic one.

Okay, but you have to, yeah, choose one.You have to do one, yeah?Smash it on here.I'm standing back.

Don't ruin the leggings, mate.

Ready, steady, go!

Oh my God, he got it.What the fuck?What do I get?

You get a prize.Sorry, is that the only one?

If they're all boiling, I'll be fuming.Number one, baby, always number one.It's crisps.She's got crisps?

Boy, she's getting released soon.Get moving.

For free.You're going to come drink some wine?For free.You know what's actually funny, though?The rules of the game said whoever was here next has to try the wine.I mean, yeah, I will.

You want to try the wine?Of course I will.It stinks.

Oh, it stinks, man.It stinks.Oh, my gosh.Oh, my gosh.I can't take that.Is that methane?

Is that what's fucking up the ozone?This looks kind of cool.There's a bridge.I'm not sure about stinging nettles.Hey, how did you get in there?You'll see a little bridge.

A bridge?

Yeah.

At the end?Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where's this bridge he's talking about?

Running out of time.I know!Simon, Simon, a baby has been born.We must go to Bethlehem.

Yeah, I'm done?Let's go.Simon to Beth...Simon, to Bethlehem we must go.A baby has been born.Give me a second.

We've got to be quick, you know.

Yeah.He's in, what, 20 minutes?He's gonna be out.He's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna.That's what I'm saying.

I swear to God, these are bad prizes.

You got a prize.You're a scarecrow now.

A scarecrow outfit.

I want to see what challenge this guy's got.You don't want to be the first found in this as well, because if you get found first, you're doing 20 ,000 steps today.Hello, how are you?I'm good, thank you.Hello as well.

I need you to bring this up.

Okay.Yeah, yeah, we can do that.

I need you to...

Buckets of water.They're at the top.They're at the very start.We'll come back.We'll be back.

I've got a challenge for you if you want to do it.

I'll hear the challenge.The challenge is, someone's ringing my hay bales.

I need them stacked up in a nice pyramid.Three, then two, then one in the middle.

We'll definitely do that.That doesn't sound too bad at all.Hey, George.

Hello.Can you hear me?Yeah, that's why I said hello.

What's over there, Casper?

It's not Casper.Well, it is. I can see the cucumber sticking out your arse.That's why I turned around.I could hear you scoffing on your cucumber.Oh, this one's great.Oh, I love this cucumber.

There you go.Yeah?Is that good enough?

That is perfect.

Okay.

Thank you very much.Okay.

Oh shit, you can see me.Fuck this place.Here's your prize.To help you hiding.

A whole bag?

Bag of leaves.

There you go.Nah, that's...

Place you be games?Nah, nah, that's...Nah!It's so tough being a farmer.You've got to carry stuff.You've got to be racist.

I don't want to be...Oh, man.

Worried about my shepherd.

Shep...

Shepherd.Don't think you're going to find anywhere to hide up near a shepherd.Just, you know, looking around.Are you looking for something, Shepard?

Yeah, hiding spots.I've got a while left.

You've got a time left.Yes, you have a time.

Climb in a tree or something, I don't know.Get real active.Can you give me a boost?There is a little river bank down there, but is that too obvious?

That's it, just wedge your foot in the middle of some rotting wood, you twat.Shit.Sink, you idiot, sink.

A bucket, you say?A bucket of water?Yeah.Where is it?Why would you need that?Come with me.

No, no, no, don't bring him along.No, we can all, we can share the...This has already been done or not?There's another chance.Okay.Well, I'll pick it up and just smash it, yeah?

Smash it onto there.

Okay.Oh, for fuck's sake.

Congratulations.

Nice.Congratulations, I've won?Fuck's sake.How long does it take?searches?

Two minutes is right there.Two minutes?No, not really.Longer, I think.The fact that your back is concerning.What?

The fact that your back hit.I last saw you here 12 minutes ago.

What is this?What is this?You got your hat.

Carrying the bucket of water.

Oh, the cucumbers are here.

I can lure him in.Fucking hell, there's so many cucumbers.Big boss, I'm working.Good.

Good.Good, really good.Proud of me?I was expecting the produce.Tucked in my leg.Get one out.

Fuck, it's so big.

Oh, there's another person there.

I can't see.What do they look like?What do they look like, Simon?

They're wearing a red...

Is it Margot Robbie?

Yeah.It is, yeah.Nice.Can I say hi?Ah, just in time, Tobi.I'll come help you.

I've done the hard work, mate.Oh, come on, bro.Help a little cow out with a bucket of water, please, bro.These are my buckets now.I'll be your bodyguard.

You can be my cameraman.

Don't wait up.Don't worry about it.

The key is to get very far away, and then you just keep running.I think I could stand with this NPC.And as soon as I see him, I just run.I feel sorry for Ciaran.

Unfortunately.

Wait for me, guys.

Don't do your script yet, please.Got any more calendars we could do?It's day six of eating a cucumber every single day.I'm currently hiding on a Sidemen Hide and Seek challenge in the middle of a farm.So I need to be kind of quiet because Ethan Bazinga is currently searching for us.

His challenge is complete and there's no prize.

You just missed it.

So we're going to go back here.

Oh, that's all my crisps.

I heard the pop.

So we're going to go back here.

If we go down that hill there and just lie on the floor, we're good.

If we break into next door field, that's all right.

He's just said two minutes left.Follow North Star.I think you can leave that with him.

I know.I walked all the way here.Yeah, come on.This better be worth it.Oh, lovely.There you go.

Thank you.Thank you.

Thank you.

I've got so much more work to do.It's gotta be better, bloody Periscope, it's gotta be.Come on.

Ooh, that is good.That is good, yeah.How many do you have?I want one.

Yeah, you can have it, bro.Thank you.Oh, thank you, no.This could be big enough for the both of us.

No, no.I think you need this more than me.No, bro, you can have the top.No, no, no, no, no.Look at what you are dressed as.

You actually need this more than me.Take that.Should I just take it and go into all these bushes, do you reckon?Maybe.Do you want a Periscope?

What the fuck am I gonna do with a Periscope?

What am I gonna do with a fucking Periscope, bro?I'm a fucking big old cow.

There's a little bridge bit here that's actually really good.This is where Casper was.

Ah, okay.Right.

Okay, so this is my logic, right?Yeah.We all lie down here, and then if he does see us and he runs over, he's dead.has to just, he can only catch one of us.True.And I can say move.

So any second Ethan should be released.

Showtime.

Ethan's gonna mix his gifts.I'm gonna hide in here and hope he goes past me.

Oh shit, I can hear him.

Ready for this.

Oh my god he's coming.

Oh my god he's coming.He's coming.Hello?Are you in there?Hello?Hello?

Come here.Yeah go in there with that.I'm gonna find somewhere else.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.There's a lady in there watching me play with my cucumber.That does sound exactly what it sounds like.Come on in, you little scallywags.Bird hide and nature study.Can't be anyone in there, can there?

Oh, that cow, dude.That does not look like...That's not a nice cow.

Oh, there are bugs, though.

Oh, in the bushes?Surely not.

First time outside, is it?Shut the fuck up.

Bro carried hay, you'd be like... in it five minutes and 40 was the guy okay i'm gonna stay over here you guys stay there i might divot it i might trench it you get a trench foot i'm gonna get a trench puss do you want do you want this do you oh fucking big old green tart why are you giving that to me because i was gonna use it but i'm not hiding itbushes.If you want to stay in these, yeah, you want to use it?I understand.Thank you, mate.Enjoy it.

Thank you.Right, I'm going to continue my mission, but I don't know where to.I really appreciate that, Harry.Enjoy your cucumber, mate.Thank you.See you in a bit.

Oh my God.This is fucked.This is actually fucked.Why am I doing it?Why am I doing this?

Hello, piggy.Yeah, that's good, bro.Oh no, that's out of order.That's what, hey, everyone pipe down.They're being horrible to you.No one would get in the pigs, would they?

Or one of the bins.Just food bins, I think.See, I do like the idea of having a farm, but I just can't, like, as the maintenance are keeping up with it.Hello?Hello?I have cucumbers and I'm not afraid to use them!

I heard a noise in here.Human noises.

Hi.I think I'm just going to hide in here.I'm not going to do the challenge.The seeker's too close.I'm going to hide.Is anyone hidden in the hay?

Has anyone even thought of that?

Oh my God.Picked up the log.Nothing but woodlouse and fucking termite shits.Worms.I will hide here and be your decoy.If I didn't turn around, would you have seen me?

Turn around?

Yeah.

You would have seen me. I'll be the decoy.

If I get caught, you won't get caught.I'm actually enjoying this so much because I'm so thirsty.And there's 300 milliliters of water in this, which is just hitting the spot perfectly.I'm going to give the cucumber four out of five.I thought it was quite good.

Well, this is, this is, this is treacherous.Fucking bushes here.Could just like go deep in these reeds.

Can you see him?Can I see him?

Yeah.

You think I'm just staring at him and I'm not making any reaction?It looks like you're staring at him.

What happens if I say move?I don't know, we've kind of cornered ourselves here.

But I'm a shepherd, I can make both of you move.Yeah, Josh, do it then if you're bad.I'm not bad.Josh, text someone now.A real bad man.

Tree nursery?We've got a nursery for trees now.What the fuck are they learning in here?Look at me, how to be a tree.

Wet, oh no.Oh, it's wet and fucking smelly.

Okay, for context, there's an open field over there, all that way.I'm gonna go in here.

It's chill.Simon's gone that way.Josh has gone that way.I'm going.So if you could animate me like...flying away, catch a wide shot, and I'm just like, that would be great.

You're not going to do that.

Now I've got 100%.

Just one, please.

Yes!One!Oh, see, I'm too competitive.I just want to try again.There's an escape route here.

Oh, wait, can I go on top of this truck?Hold up and climb up, right?I'm going to go up there, jump on this up there, and I can use this to cover part of me.OK, all right.

All right, I mean, if I just put this in front of me like this, I mean, you can still see it's a fucking cow here.Oh, look at my fucking shoes.No.

Okay, let's play a game.I'll put all the people who are hiding on a wheel, other than Kieran and Simon, and I'll make them move.One of them move.

Is that a passage?Is that a back passage?There's a passage?

When in Rome.I'm about to go in the back door.Hmm?

You're about to go in the back door.

Yeah, you got some, some doors are alarmed.Sometimes you gotta test if it's working.

So I've got this wheel.It's everyone other than Kieran and Simon who are near me.Whoever it lands on has to move from their hiding spot.Don't be Vic.Don't be Vic.Who is it?

Harry.

You're fucking joking.

Josh has just said Harry must move.You fucking bastard.Oh no.Move where?Oh Jesus.

Josh has just sprung.Harry's got to move.

Can I go out this way?Can I get out this way?Fucking no.I can't get out that way.Bastard.Oh, you bastard.

Oh, curse you.Curse you, Zucker.

There's no one here.

Oh, we'll have to go back the other way.

Not one person in the bloody sheets.My leaves are up.

This is a decent spot.

This is quite a nice open pasture, which I'm hoping he can't go into.I have no idea if you can see my shoe, if I look completely obvious.I wish I had a partner who could tell me. I feel like Harry would have been useful if he stuck around.I just wish I wasn't eating my stupid cucumber.

I think I've gone mental already and it's only five minutes in.I wish I had Casper's cucumber.

Wait, I'm going to try and go under the top.Hold on.Oh my word, yes.Camouflage.Yo, yo, this is amazing.

Top of it, maybe.Be in this shed?Be in the shed?Huh?It's locked.Damn it.

Oh, hello.

I'm probably terrified.Look at me.

Oh, you're out.You're out.Oh no, he's out.He's trying to go back in.Oh, now I feel like we need to actually help this.

How's he got out?Hello, fella.You all right?You got out?You all right there, mate?

Hello.Hello.Where me and Simon are right now, we're at the edge of the, uh, the sheep bit, and a little baby sheep has jumped through the fence and can't get back over.

Yeah, yeah, it's just sitting here by the gate, and his dad's on the other side, and they're just, they're barring at each other.

But he can't get back through.Okay.Thank you, bye.The farm police are on their way.

Oh, you boys, you boys and girls have been waiting for this to see what it's like between these thighs.Don't meet your heroes, kids.Especially if you're heroes.From the late 80s.BCTV presenter.

Hello.You're all right, fella?Help is on its way.The Red Cross.I've got some obliterated hula hoops if you want them.You are kind of giving away our position though, if you don't mind, like, being a little bit quiet, yeah.

Kasper!I have cucumbers!This is a bit big, you know.

No, no one's in here.They're just growing fucking stuff.

I feel like we need to get away from spawn.

We have to get away from spawn.We've got to find these fuckers.Do I go back to where we start?I feel like he's just left the start.So this is the perfect time to, like, go back there, because he wouldn't think anyone's going to be there.Maybe I'm just overthinking stuff.

I don't know.

Oh, that's fucking amazing!Oh!that's welcome.Oh my God, he's right there.

Shit, shit.Oh, well, I can see you.Shut up.Fuck, that's my spot.All right, you can be my decoy.Happy days.

He'll see you and think it's all over.

No, someone's already here.Fuck off.Huh?There's three of us in this space.

Do these fuckers get in, like, actual things, bro, bushes?Because if they get in bushes, then they can just crack on and have a good day.

Frank, is Ethan coming down there?Where's the thing?Where's the top?

I gave it to Casper.Fuck.Yeah, it stinks of poo around here as well.He didn't see me.

Yo, I'm playing hide and seek.I'm in a farm and I'm actually just sat in some woods with some trees.What can I do to entertain myself?If you're going to play a quiet brain game, you can think of animals or foods and countries A to Z. But let's do animals because we're on a farm.

Oh, fuck.Oh, Mr. Moo Cow is not happy right now.Right, I've got to make a choice.Do I go in here or do I hide with the lady?I'm going to hide with the lady because he'll see her and think that no one's hiding there.

Has anyone played yet?Quite a few.Which way did they go?All right, thank you very much.

Antelope, B. Bear, C. Cow, D. Deer, E. Elephant, F. Flamingo, G. I don't speak goat fella.

He's trying to, there's these broken bits here.He's trying to get back to his friends.Update from the farmer, leave it, it'll probably find its own way back.Well.

There's not many places to hide, is there?Fucking hell.We've got Tung Tung Tung Sahur down here.And that's about it.

H. Hmm.Helicopter.H. Horse.

Where does this go?It's just...If this leads into the thing...Yeah, I guess that's the fence.

It might come from here.

It's padlocked.

Oh, yeah, it must have gone from here.

Do we walk around that way so it runs this way?

Yeah.This is what we're doing now.

Oh, no, you're going the wrong way, mate.

Don't rescue.You're going the wrong way.Oh, a little bit smell like quavers a bit.Oh my God, it's gigantic.It's fucking mahoosive.

Have you seen my penis?I should have coiled it around my waist once I got in.

What the hell?

We're going to go this way.

We're going to push it round.Come on, we're shepherding you.

Yeah.

Come on.

We've left the shepherd to become shepherds ourselves.

Do it.That way.No, that way.

Go that way.Help!I've broke my foot.Help!Shit.

Ethan's here.Ethan's here.Fuck.Fuck.I'm just in...What am I going to do?

But he's going to hear the fucking sheep.Broken my foot.Fuck, it's broken.Someone come and save me.

This is insane.

He's coming down the side.I'm running.I'm scarpering.

Yeah?

I've got the scarper.

We're going to the far side of it.

That's so annoying because we could go in the sheep.

Is it worth running?Are you going for the sheep?

Wait, I don't know if you can see me yet.Hold on.

Yeah, but he's walking the edge.

Where do we run to?

The far side of here.

Run away?I'm going to punch my cucumber into you now.I was trying to save a sheep.You're all getting it.I was trying to save a sheep.I'm coming to give you my cucumber.

I was trying to save a sheep.I'm coming to give you my cucumber now.I was trying to save a sheep.I'm coming.He was in distress.He was in serious distress.

I'm coming.I'm bending my rod.I'm bending my rod into the box.I'm sorry, Kieran.

I will throw my cucumber at you now.

I'm sorry you had to go out like this, Kieran.There's a sheep in distress.I was masking a sheep in distress.He got it out of the enclosure.Two cucumbers!

I'm not afraid to use them.

Oh no!Okay, I think I've successfully got away.

He just ran in front of me.

Kieran, I appreciate it.And also, we'll make sure that goat gets back.

My baby sheep!Oh no, I couldn't give a shit about the sheep, mate.Oh, so good.Right, enjoy.I can feel myself turning.You're my first cucumber.

I am now a hunter.

33 years of age, dressed up as a farmer, sat on a log in a bush.playing hide and seek.Probably wouldn't have it any other way, you know?

J, jaguar.K, kangaroo.L, lemur.Manatee.N, erm, N. What's a good animal with an N?Simon's run away in a scarecrow.

Simon!

I was way too far through.I see you, Simon!

I took off like that and then a fucking scarecrow.

Newt.Does that count?If it doesn't count, what's it gonna be?Shall I find a friend?

What do you want from me?

I'm naming animals from A to Z. Can you think of one that starts with N?An amoeba?Does it start with A?

I think it might do, yeah.

Yeah, and...A couple of people would get in trees, Harry.Harry would get in a tree.But he's in a cow uniform.Let me go with it.

A bale of hay and running.What a fucking...What a joke.Fucked by a sheep.It's like inverted Welsh.Sickening.

Oh, I should have kept running.I should have gassed him out.Fuck.

Oh, it also smells like fucking shit.

Look, the goat's still there.You fucked me, you did.Alright.Hello.Welcome to Coconut Shire.

So your aim is to get all the three coconuts down.If you win, you get this lovely ladder.

Why the hell do I want a ladder?

Look at me, man.Tucked up in bed.Tucked up in bed on top of the old truck.Look at this.Cozy.Cozy out.

I feel like this spot is too good not to stick with.Oh, Josh is phoning me.

Hello.Right, I'm doing a game show where I have to name animals from A to Z and I'm stuck on N. N for an animal?Yeah.Um...Don't say newt because me and Harry both said newt.

Okay, okay.

It's quite difficult.Every person I catch, I'll remove and iron my clothing.Is anyone hidden behind here?

Oh, there's shit everywhere.Ready, salted hula hoop.Really?You used to win 20 grand if you won this.Now I've got ready salted hula hoop.

Shit, shit.Okay, imagine the coconut is Ethan's face.Sorry, can I go again?I don't want a ladder.I do want the ladder.Thank you so much, sir.

Well, I'm gonna have to leave it here.I think I've exhausted my options.At least I haven't been found yet.Peer out for his fucking bellowing Essex voice.Dodge it.

Cucumbers!

You big cucumbers!No!

Get on the milkers!Give me the milkers now!

How did you know I was there?

I swear I can hear Ethan.

How did you know I was there?Stop!No, no, no!Turn around!No, no, no!Fuck off!

You're getting milked!Did you not hear?

How could he?He's vegan.

Fuck!That's why I ducked down.

Yes!

Am I the first one?

And now I've got Kieran.

Oh, Jesus.I just heard a bunch of commotion.I don't think it's worth just lying in this tarp all day.Like, what am I doing?Why don't I just go and explore and enjoy life at the same time?Like, look at this thing.

This shit.You see these little pincers?It's horrible.

The thing is, I literally got told that the roofs have asbestos.So then we should avoid the roofs.So I'm not really sure what I'm meant to do with a ladder.Although maybe, right?I stand in the corner, whichever way I see him come from, I put the ladder in the way.

As promised, Berman will come off.If I use my brain, No, no, no, I can tell you for one, there's no one in here.Yeah?This was my stomping ground.Oh, OK.Oh, wait, Toby had buckets.

Toby had buckets.I know Toby had buckets.

Listen, mate, if you stay still, you've won this game.I don't know if I want to win.Yeah, I don't know if I want to win.I just don't want to finish last.

My tits are warm.I had buckets too.You wouldn't lie to me, Moo Cow, would you?I don't know, what's the leader of a cow pack?Like the leader of the herd.There's no one here.

The cow pat.There's no one here.So here's my thinking.

If I go here, I do this, and this.I can see Ethan coming from any direction.And when I see him coming, I run the other way.Coming in!

Who wants some?I'm whirling this cucumber up for a fun time.That's right.Found I was.Found in broad daylight.I'd like a cucumber.

Can I have a cucumber?Shut up.

I know where a couple people are, but I'm not going to bait them out.There's so many bushy areas.Yeah, I think the bushes are going to be where you want to Focus your time.

I've just finished mine.

It was a 5 out of 10.Is it succulent?Why have you got a cucumber?

Well, they deliver it.They deliver lots of cucumbers.I think we have about 10 total.Right.So, I'm either going to plunge my cucumber into someone.Right.

Or lure Casper in.

Right.

Okay.Okay.

Okay.

He's talking about a cucumber.

I actually found him eating a cucumber a minute ago.Oh, did you?Yeah.See, all this shit getting in there.Yeah.Who would get in there?

I feel like they're tracking me with my fucking iPhone or something.Why do I feel like a cucumber?

Right, I checked there, but I didn't check here.Casper, I have a very large cucumber.

I think he's about five, but they're still working.

Why does it smell like fucking quavers?It absolutely stinks of quavers.It honks at quavers because Toadstool is here!Toadstool's here!Do you want to take some cucumber duck?No!

How have you found me?Do you want to take some of this cucumber duck?No!Right.You found me first.No.

Oh, thank God.Kieran and Harry.Oh, thank God.Kieran and Harry.

Bro, this - Well done for getting in here.This place - Because I wasn't going to come in.I know.You looked over.There's no one here, bro.

I'm over it now.I'm over the sheep.We're in seek mode.Hello.Hello.Are you caught?

I am caught.Yeah, I am as well.Did you get caught doing something valiant for wildlife tours?No, no, no.

What were you doing?

I was trying to get a baby sheep back in here.

It escaped.I almost got charged at by some sheep.They weren't happy with me.Harry, did you snitch?I promise I didn't snitch.You did.

You only just got here.I didn't snitch.Bastard.There's no one here, bro.I'm so scared.I'm so scared.

I'm so scared.

Hello?Is that a cucumber?Hello?Can I have a cucumber?I've got a really big cucumber.I'm poking you with it.

Another one!Bushwankers!I'm so happy I'm out.

Oh my God.I'm pissed with you.

I gave you my tarp and you wasted it.Well, I don't know.Actually, I think I put it to good use.

We are so good.We are so fucking good.I'm feeling comfy now.The bite I got earlier from the stinging nettles settling down hasn't spread to my cock.We're sorted.

I saw someone just run off the other side of these bushes, that side.

He looks he can see me.He looks he can see me.

As promised, I've got to take some clothes off.I saw your head just there behind it.Mine?No, his, after I found you.And I saw someone moving down there, so they're that side of the bushes.I know where one might be.

I know where someone is, but I don't want to bait him.Yeah, I was hiding here.I don't know if he's been long enough.

What do I do now?Go home?

Oh, wait.You found George wearing that.Fucking hell.Yeah.

I looked at...I see you.jizzle move, then I was like, oh, that's a peculiar looking bush head.Hmm.Can you call him that anymore?I've got to get back to work.

Good luck.If you, if you, if you get, you've got my number.All right.

I can hear these people.They're getting closer.

You bell me if you see anything funny.Say no more.Harry in a cow suit is pretty funny.Should I call him?

So I've got to find the hard -balled egg.

Just pick one.Yeah.And smash it on the table.Just go for it and not near me.

That's hard -balled egg, isn't it?Oh my god, I found it.What do I get?No, but like, what do I get?I'll just take it because it stopped them having it.It stops them having it.

That's smart.Thank you.Thank you.Thank you.Right, I'm gonna hide it.I'm gonna hide it.

Quite peaceful here.I have an ass running around doing their thing.I'm tucked in.Tucked into bed.What is my life?I'm on top of a horse box, tucked in under a tarpaulin.

Technically at work.Yeah, you guys gave us the best job ever.As stupid as it seems.Although I think I may have trench foot.My right foot is still a swamp and I smashed my knee into a metal fence.But, you know, we're here now.

Oh, Josh called me.

Hello, Josh.Let's see.

Hello.Hello, mate.You missed out on some fun, bro.What happened?I was doing a game show.For who?

Myself.I was trying to name all the animals from A to Z. I'll be honest.The fact that you've described that as fun is outrageous.

How have you not seen it?

by the way?

What do you mean?

Kieran got caught.It was quite a fun, it's quite a fun view I had of that.Have you got any visuals on Ethan?No, I'm currently just standing on a ladder.Anyone in a good hiding spot you've seen?

Well, Casper put a picture of himself in the chat and he looks like he's hit.Shall I make him move?I mean, have you seen the chat?

So I've just been told I have to move.I don't know what moving means.I think they've done this because they know I've got the best hiding spot.I'm asking them what the definition of moving is.You must leave the spot you're in.Okay, I'm going to go over there.

Oh, God.Or at least move at least 10 meters.That's not bad.

Oh, we're fine.

Okay.

What do I do with this?

You can park that wherever you'd like.Yeah?

Is that a video?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.Sick.

Oh, I decapitated it.That's nice.

I'm going to explore around here.And if anyone comes past on this fucking camera, We're going back.What?

Why is my aim slightly right for all of them?

Okay, this is a big moment because if Toby has been caught, he might chase me.Although, I also don't think, you know, he can't just leave Ethan this early on to go play a game.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, Toby actually throws it.He throws like a little bitch.

Oh no!What a fumble!What a fumble!

The fact that he's being this loud makes me think he's been caught.

Have you been caught?Yes.

I'm going to investigate that.

The plan.Time for the plan.That'll slow them.

Where's all the commotion?What's happening here?

Welcome to Coconut Shrine.

Oh, nice.So all you need to do is get all these three coconuts down.

Oh, God, this is so wobbly.

Do we have eyes on me?

Hello, cows.Hello.Oh, hello.Can I stroke you?Hello, cow.I've got nothing for you, cow.

Who is that?Who's near my scarecrow?Who is it?

If you see him, tell him I went that way.So I realised there's a scarecrow that he has as a killstreak.He can hear, see, heard it say, who's that?Who's near my scarecrow?

Bring my top.Should I go in here?Is that 10 metres away?Okay, I'm going to move more than that.Okay, there's stinging nettles in here.Actually, this is a great spot.

All right.

Time to cheat.Oh!

Lock in, lock in.Front tip.

Feels.

My goat!My cow!Come on.

I've been told before that there's an egg with 100 ,000 bees, and I'm scared that I'm going straight into it.You know what?Low -key, I think I might be all right here.Can't believe Tobi paid me out, man.Didn't expect that from my guy.

Is that what's coming, Ed?Yeah, yeah.

I would suggest he's used it to then climb over there and then...Climb over where?As in, used it to try and lay a buffer.

Doesn't take that long to get around it, but...I think he used it to climb over here.And then pushed over?And then pushed it down and ran out there.

Oh, he's all the way back the other way!We found the ladder!

Oh, you found the ladder?Where?What?Leading to where?Simone had it, so he must have gone that way.Does that mean that he's coming here then?

Okay.I think moving is the best thing that ever happened to me.We are deep in the jungle now.My God.Literally, look at this.I think the only thing I need to do now is get him to go talk.

Be loud, but it will bait me out.So I want to show you how cool this is, but not enough to lose right now.

I think the issue is I just don't have the sustenance to keep me out here for three days.But if I did, I don't think they would ever find me.This is a good place to hide if you ever do something illegal.Sure.

Come on then, get back in these trees.I genuinely don't think that anyone's in here.

I don't think anyone's here.

I'll be so mad if someone's just laying down in the grass.

Always forget.In these videos, if you feel successful, boring, or go somewhere, you're fired.I'm ready for this, I lied!

The course drift necessary here is a joke.I don't like it at all.I do not like it.

Unlucky, Toby.Huh?Unlucky.You bastard.

Again.

There is a chance he follows me all the way.Do I go even deeper?Or are we just getting ridiculous at this stage?Like, do we just want to get caught?He's nowhere near.Oh, I know where I hear him.

You got my kill streak before me.Huh?You got my kill streak before me.Is this a kill streak, is it?I think so.Oh, well, this was useless.

Well, Papa's entered cheap drugs.All right, can you have a razz around that field and see if you see anyone?All right.Cheers.If I have to.

I hear like 4x4s.Do you hear that?

This is going to be the start of so many fucking edits.Look how cool I look.Oh, what's the cow?Noddy's here.Oh my God, this place is huge.Hello.

What's my other killstreak?Hello, Big Bad Wolf.

How are you?

Okay, yeah.How very loud, please.It's massive.Okay.Okay.

I'm going back to where it was comfier.This is quite comfy.I'm fine here.They ain't finding me.

It's like a Top Gear episode.Well, Brandon, what good teeth you have.

Last day, you know.Came in shorts and a t -shirt.Now it's a manic.Nice little forest walk.

I will find someone for the zinger.

Look a right.

Oh, this way.They ran off.They ran off.All right.

I know there's nowhere to hide in here.

It's not fair.Fair.It's not fair.You've been cucumbered.I was behind there.I saw you look up there.

I saw you leave.I saw you come back, find Tobi and Clarky.I saw you move through there.I was behind there.You're the person I saw move.

No, somebody ran past me.You know when I got Tobi and George?

Yeah.

I spotted someone.

That's why I kept saying.why, it wasn't me. I was there, but then a wolf comes, bro.

The game's a game.We don't snitch though, we don't snitch.We got Tobi, no snitching.Troll them.I'm gonna say, looks like the Seekers, serious.Get it?

It's serious, as in J -M -E.Serious, you know what I mean?Size of this one, I'm actually impressed.

This one's like half a brain.They're like two burnt croissants from Harrods.

All right.

Thank you.

Before you go, you must wear this.This is your prize.

I'm going to turn you into a shrimp.

Class.

What are they doing in there?I'm going to have to investigate this.What the fuck's going on in here?

Ethan's here.

All I hear is fun, fun, fun.

I've got to be as flat as possible to get away with this strategy.Ethan's in here.

I found two people.You found two people?

Well, you didn't bail me. I did three times.Everyone else came except you.Where?It was Simon, he ran away.

Yeah, Simon's a tricky fucker right now, bro.Fuck it, I fucking hate this channel.Dark, dark place like this.

Is he in the map?Oh my God.That is amazing.

I was making sure it was solid.You look everywhere, yeah?Oh, this is slippy.Fuck me.One hand?Oh, fuck.

All right.Sure, mate.Fucking hell, yeah.Look at that.I look here.

You're just not allowed to speak as a tree, then?

No, I'm just upset.You shoveled shit for that?

Yeah.Also, do you want to know something funny?Is it a tree based joke?Someone's in there.Come and have a look, see if you can see them.You've aroused my attention for the tree.

I think I got away with it.

I could hear him opening this horse truck up and going in here.Like he was moving this thing, but he didn't find me.We've passed the first test.

If you find them on your own with no hint, I'll let you tell Ethan.

This is why you're sitting here.You're not helping.You're not trying to find people, no?I found two people already, bro.Well, what are you sitting your ass for?We gotta go.

I found Vik.You found Vik?You didn't bait him out?Huh?You didn't want to bait him out, no?He's in here.

Ah!Easy now.

This is what I love about working on the farm, man.

Here Piggy Piggy!Here Piggy Piggy Piggy!

Here George Clark.Here George Clark laughing.Yeah let me phone Toby.

Hello!

Selling me out bro.

No, I promised Ethan when I see someone I'd do a signal and I did that and then I gave no more information.Sold me out bro.

There I was, I had the plan.I came over to you like a brother.What do you mean like a brother?I came over to you.Like a brother EA.You know, it's an ER.

You know what I mean?

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.And then you made it.You sold me out.

Go back, bro.Go back to where you were, bro.

No, no.You'll know where it is.Whereas where I am now, you'll never know.

But I'm playing the Broncos.

Exactly.So you can't find me.

Who are you on the phone to?Simon said where he is, I'll never find him.Yeah, we're fucked.Simon, do you want to speak to Ethan?Yeah, give me Ethan.Phone call for you, my friend.

Hello.You saw someone next to your scarecrow earlier.

I did, yeah.

I wonder who it was.

Was it you?You're the other scarecrow, aren't you?Yeah, you're the other scarecrow.But I'll tell you what, I've always hated crows, and you're about to get scared.

No, no, but my job is scaring crows, so technically we'd be on the same side if you hate crows.

No, no, no, because, like, No, you fucked it up.

No, you fucked it up.

No, no, no, no.

No, you messed up.No, no, no, no.Your insult has just meant that we are friends.

Toby, take my phone.Take your phone.I'm going to smash it.

Bye, Simon.

I can smell you.

I promise I can smell you.

Oh, he's telling me, Harry's telling me to come.

Right, I've gone in there.Toby's trying to be, he's being all coy.Oh, yeah.Fixing him.Just keep it on the down low.

But I've got no allegiance to Vic Star.

He's in that barn.Somewhere.In the barn where they're doing the bucking bronchi.Fuck off.Yeah, he's in there somewhere.He's in there somewhere.

Check that gaff.

Don't suppose there's any little boys, are there?I've got a quad bike you can ride.The keys are in the ignition.

There's no way someone would be down here.Unless they're off the back of it?No.I mean, there, then, is the only way.Someone in there is the man.

Oh, be quiet.

Weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon.Big start.That's a good hiding spot, you know.

Why did you expose him?

Of course I fucking, I got no fucking allegiance to this.Ah!

Found me, was it you?You were gonna check, right?You were gonna check.

Harry had an inkling that there was a man in here.And then I saw him find you, so I come out.

Fuck!Harry!I saw Harry find you.

That's not fair, man.That's one of the hardest ones to find.Stupid fucking cow.Harry found him and went...What am I supposed to do?It was very obvious.

Fuck, I would never have got him, you know?Oh, wow, this is insane.Right, let's go to that field.Yeah, the backfield.Oh, this is...

Oh, my God.Can I sit down?I don't like this.Yeah, to the right.Down that path on the right.I don't like that.

Oh, I really don't like this.oh all right yeah the big field on the right simon was somewhere around this field can i be honest i really don't like this it's making me feel sick i don't like it yeah okay that's sort of me yeah i'll tell you i've actually preferred just being on foot actually right you can justthat for me, Toby.

I've gone, no, I don't like that one bit.Got to pick one egg again.I've got it right.I'm going to get it fucking right again.I am the Eggman.C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C -C - Oh my goodness gracious me.

Can we go out that pathway behind us?Oh, being a bee stinks, bro.Yeah, you get used to the drone.Unless you're on the front line.This is...

Fucking fuck off.

Fuck, I need to give Vik a present to say sorry, I think.What would he take as a gift?What about a plant?I gave him a plant.I gave him a plant.I bring you a flower as an apology.

A peace offering.

Peace offering, my man.Thank you.I'll add this to my allotment at home.What kind of flower is it?

I have no idea.I stole it from the...I didn't put any money in the honesty box either.You stole it from the allotment?Yeah, you're actually indebted to it now.

Sorry.Okay, I've just had a note that it's three hiders remaining.Me, Caspar, and Josh.I think Josh is still where we started.

You know what, fuck it, I've been ratted on, I'm gonna rat.I think that Casper is under a tarpaulin somewhere.

Yeah, genuinely mate, half the people I've found have been in like bushes.

So we're still here.I constantly hear people coming back and forth.I think I'm just very well hidden.Apparently there are three people left.I mean, I don't see how they find me.The issue is Harry does know where I am, kind of, because he helped me earlier with the tarp.

Right, I'm gonna go and find...Simon and Josh.I'm going to do it.I'm going to do it.Anyone in here?Anyone in here?

Oh yeah, this is more like it.And this looks trodden on as well.Right, okay.Surely someone's in here.

Oh fuck, yes.

You're not a seeker.I'm a seeker.I've been seeking for hours.You bastard, you've just gone the furthest possible point away.You scumbag.We've been trekking for ages up there.

I was going to try and steal the quad bike, but I can't get out easily.Hello.How are you?

I'm all right.Ethan.Yeah.We've met before, haven't we?Yeah, we have.Yeah, we have.

Yes!You're my darling.Where's the big one you've got there?

Oh, it's mine.My very special cucumber, this one.

I haven't seen one as big as that for a while.

You know me.They call me Mr. Big Cucumber.Do you know any tips?Hints?

Well, look, you're on a farm, my son, aren't you?So follow your gnomes.follow the manure, and you never know what you'll find.You might find a few crumpled toad, you might find a few dead rabbits.Watch for the traps along the go.But whatever you do, do not go past this tree.

There's nothing past there.You need to go venturing out into the farm there, enjoy nature, follow your nose.and you just might find something a little bit bigger than that here and there.

Casper!I smell you!

I'll let you do the filming.Oh God!It's a bumpy ride!Why are you seeking?Where's Ethan?Here he comes!

Casper!I've still got a very big cucumber!It's the biggest one ever!

That's not it.It's a cow on a quad bike.Oh, has he found someone?He's going to be gassing what I found here.He's got someone.Yeah.

He's got someone.I bring you a captured man.You've been cucumbered.No, no, don't break it.You've been cucumbered.

Where was he?What was he doing?Yes.

He was in the farthest corner possible.Did you see me come in?You was right next to me.Was I?

I was lying prone.You saw that furry animal thing.You went, what's that?And I was right next to that.

You were bush camping till final circle.Yeah.

That was dead pig remains, by the way.That's what you were talking about.In that little trench.Yes.It's not maggots, mate.That's what I said.

I said I was lying.I'm just not going to find anyone.If you want to lay next to a dead pig, mate.

See them.But they are through there.

Oh, yes.All right.Two left.Cheeky Casper.Cheeky Casper.

And tricky Simon.Now we've got Josh.Shepard, lead us the way.Oh, my stick.Lead us the way, Shepard.

They found Josh.It's just me and Casper.

Do you know where anyone is?

No.

Simon is, I think, in here.You think?Still in here.I can tell you the vicinity of Caspar.

Oh, you know the vicinity?

I know the vicinity of where he was.He might have moved.In fact, Simon tried to fuck me, actually.Simon ain't around here.Oh!Yeah, the golden snitch might activate again, Ethan, if you want to follow me this way.

Move!Yes, now what?I like to move it, move it.I like to move it!

Josh.Hello.Yeah, why are you not answering your phone when you're with them, bro?Oh.I got caught.Yeah.

You know, this is proper serial killer vibe, Simon, like calling the police.My phone turned into my trousers and I can't see or feel it.Yeah, wait, stand there for a second.Standing?Yeah.

Good boy.

We all did it as well.It's really, that's tough.

Yeah, do something, bro.Do something.

I like that.I like that a lot.Nah, this is creepy.Do you know what?Actually, for your bravery, we're going to leave you to it.I think you actually have to leave him to it.

for my bravery or for your stupidity, Vikkstar.

Oh, yeah.I'd actually rather Simon win than Caspar, so.Should we go and look for Caspar?Yeah.Have fun in the field on your own, Simon.Who said I'm in a field?

He's a creepy like man.Didn't enjoy that.That's a creepy man. I didn't enjoy that.What did you marry, Talia?

Ooh.So.Yes.

Just the entire swamp section between this field and this road here in there.Good luck.He's in there.Good luck is where he was.That's all I will tell you.

I don't particularly want to go in there.Right, coming in.This is just surveillance.I'm not selling anyone out.This is just surveillance.I'm Louis Theroux.

This is research.Oh, hello.Hello.Have you seen anyone?No.Oh, you've got Solomons on.

You might be a bit of a good help for me.Come.OK.Yes, please.So I've been told Tricky Casper is here and potentially in the swampy area.

I don't reckon anyone's gone where I went.That is just barbaric in here.This is where I was.

Tell me to follow my nose.I'm following it.It stinks.

Yeah, I just don't think anyone else has gone through here.So, retrace my steps and see if I can locate someone again.

I feel like a little gremlin.I'm just lurking in the trees, watching people.

You have to have been able to see us over there, Mr. Simon.

Move!Where do you mean to be?Trying to find fucking Caspar Lee.Is he not?Are we not?Do we not think he's inside somewhere?

I know where he originally was.Okay.But he's not there anymore.

The art of movement.If you're out and about, I shan't let your location be known, but I potentially might.

kiss you on or around the penis.If you agree to my terms, follow suit.Marco.Polo.Caspar, I've got a very large cucumber, and it's for you.Caspar, it's gigantic.

Caspar was there earlier.I've got a cucumber if you want to lure him out.

Caspar, we have a cucumber for you.

I recognise that tarpaulin.Caspar, if I was you, I'd get out of here.I think you've been rumbled.Oh, no.Oh, no.Oh, Caspar, I'm so sorry.

He followed me.Hey, I didn't, I didn't, oh fuck, you guys heard me.No, there's nothing back there, mate.There actually is nothing back there.That's where I got stuck.Look at my shoes, you don't wanna go there.

You don't wanna go there.You don't wanna go in there, bro.Your shoes get ruined.I was gonna give him the option to escape, and I think I've trapped him in there.Oh, no.

Oh, it is like a swamp in here.Oh, God.Oh, it's like a pool in here.Harry might have been lying.I've got a very big cucumber for you.It's so big.

Thank you.It's large, isn't it?It's from the Netherlands.Thank you.

You're such a snitch.

I didn't know you guys were here.I said to Casper, go now, escape.And then I turned around and Ethan was right there.

Maybe they've just found Caspar.

You've handed it up to Simon Minter.I hope you're happy.I'm sorry, Caspar.

You fucking prick.I know, I was trying to give you a heads up.

Oh, I thought I was going to win.But at least I got a cucumber.I'm going to have this tomorrow.Oh, wow, it's big.Simon!

Oh, cows.Wow.Simon, you've won, but I want to try and find you.I think you're in this area from your voice.

I think I've won.They're all shouting, Simon, you've won, but they're not saying it in the chat, which makes me think it's a lie.

Simon, you've won!Simon, you've won the game!I've been disgraceful today.I've been disgraceful.I know it's bad, but it's also really fun.I tell you what, never in the courtroom.

Don't let this man in the courtroom, ever.Hello?You've won, but I want to try and find you.I don't believe that I've won.No, you have.I can hear them all.

Do I sound closest?Talk again.Hello?

You sound pretty close.I can see Simon.What?Is he not up a tree, is he?Is he in my ass?

What?Can you?I didn't even see him.area existed, so it's probably a good place to hide.

This is where I found Harry early doors.Yeah.Winnie!Oh, I can hear Ethan.

Ethan, I heard you on the phone.

You've won, Winnie Winter!

I can see him!

Oh my God!Hello!This fucking shit big!

Oh my God!What?What jungle have you found?

Oh my God!Bro!I was never coming this deep!Never!

You deserved it, you deserved it.