Oh man, I can't wait to watch Charlie and Friends! It's my favorite show ever!
Time for Charlie. Who likes Charlie? We like Charlie. Everybody loves Charlie. Who's got Charlie? Where's Charlie? There's Charlie. He got everything that you need. He likes to eat food and stuff.
But Charlie, he is, he's awesome. Here's the Charlie and Friends show.
Dope, dope, dope, dope.
Charlie and Friends was filmed in front of a live audience.
Oh, hi, guys.
I'm Charlie. And today, I'm going to throw some money on some hoes. Come with me.
Yeah. Take that money, ho. Awesome hoes! Come with me. Yeah!
Take that money, hoes!
Yeah, you like that don't you?
Ha ha ha ha ha! Woo hoo hoo hoo!
Oh Charlie! Those aren't hoes! Those aren't women who don't respect themselves! Those are farming equipment!
Ha ha ha ha! Oh you are so silly! This guy, I swear! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you are so silly! Ooh! This guy, I swear!
Ha ha ha ha!
Damn!
Oh, wait. You thought I was talking about women hoes? No, I respect women.
I would never.
Oh my God.
This is unbelievable.
How is that real?
Oh my God, I'm about to explode.
Are you going to throw some money?
What? Throw money on you? Why would I throw money on you when I can spend money on the Charlie and Friends mobile game? It's out now. Download right now! What? The Charlie and Friends mobile game? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It's mobile! Download it and play it. I know who I am! You can play on the toilet, I love it, it's perfect!
Oh ho ho ho ho
So, uh, you should go do that.
Yeah, why are you yelling at us about it? Because I want the world to know! Don't you want to play Charlie and Friends the video game on a fucking phone?
Well, I mean It is really cool. I mean is it different than the real-life Charlie and friends video game we played like 10 years ago It's newer it's better. It's updated I'm getting dead end! Can you believe it? Oh my god! Oh my god!
Woo! Woo hoo! Woo! The treasure game's true! Charlie and Friends the mobile game!
I need this shit! I can choke your ass! I can murder you and be happy! Go to prison because this is finally true! I got a new Charlie and Friends game!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha! Oh man, oh man, I gotta play this game! I gotta download it.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Oh yeah, let's play!
Ha ha ha ha!
A UFO? Wait, alien pelicans? No way, Charlie versus aliens? Oh, this is gonna be sick. Charlie, you're sleeping? Wake up, you silly Billy!
It's time to fight crime!
Oh yeah, I can crouch?
Oh, wait, I can walk around too? Oh, this is gonna be sick. Dang, Charlie, this is a huge house! Rich ass! Ooh, let's explore. Is that a lamp?
Oh, nice! Let's go to the bathroom, though. Oh, nice bathroom, Charlie. Wait, is that a rubber ducky? Oh, let's get in the shower.
Rub-a-dub-dub.
Oh, you're naked! You got suds all on your butt. Ew, gross. See, wash it off. You better put on clothes, silly. Heh, heh, heh.
What are we gonna do next? All right, what do we do next? Is that a titanic bolster? Sick! No, no, wake up! I didn't mean to fall asleep, damn! All right, let's start the day.
Heh heh heh.
Wait, Charlie coins? Oh, let's get this money, Charlie!
Heh heh heh!
Yeah, statin' them coins.
Wait, is that a Charlie block? I wonder what's in that. A crab cake? Oh, that's turning into a crab? No fucking way! I didn't even shoot crab cakes. Oh, this is the best game ever.
What the fuck?
Oh, I was just figuring out my powers, what the hell? Dang it, I lost a life. All right, all right, let's start again. All right, got my crab powers back. Oh, Pelican, you thought you was gonna sneak up on me, huh? Oh, got your homie and the other partners. Ooh, they can't stop my crab cake. Dammit! Where'd the car come from?
No, no, no, no, no, they're cheating.
What the hell?
Darn it, I lost another life!
Okay, we on top of a building this time.
Charlie Parkour.
Hmm, I gotta look at, oh, dang it! I didn't even prepare for the jump. That's not fair, I walked into it! All right, all right, be patient. Double jump, that's all I need to do. New jump, double jump, like that.
Hey, there we go on the money, baby! What, wind storm?
The fuck is a wind storm?
No!
No, no, no, no, no! That's not fair! Game over! Bullshit! Ooh, at least it saved my progress. Let's get these coins, Charlie, yeah! Got that pelican, though. Oh, they're not gonna get me with the hole this time. Heh heh heh, not today.
Heh heh!
Boop, got his ass. Mini game! Which one is different? Hmm, two elephants and a mouse.
Hmm, which one is different?
That one's blinking though. Dang it, that's not it. But that one's blinking. No, maybe the mouse is blinking. Ha ha, I won, some beans? Oh hell yeah, I love beans.
Oh yeah, let's get beaned up, Charlie. Do you turn into a bean? Oh no, you got some beaned up gas. Gross. That's a beamed up gas, gross. Ha ha ha ha ha, oh we farted through the sky Charlie, yeah! I like this game. Oh whoa, watch out for the raindrops.
Oh man, we gotta dodge them. It's an evil rain cloud! He's trying to get us out of the sky! Oh he doesn't like our gas, that's what it is. Oh, dodge the rain, dodge the rain!
What the hell?
Oh no! Charlie, he caught us! Oh, we lost a life. Dodge that rain, Charlie. Fart through the sky. Dodge it, dodge the lightning, yeah! That rain cloud can't stop us. Not our fart powers.
Ooh, ooh, get the sun, get the sun!
Yeah!
Super Charlie! Oh yeah, he's so bright you can't stop him, Rain Cloud. Hey, get your ugly ass outta here. That's what I'm talking about. Wait, wait, Charlie's in space now? Super Charlie Galaxy?
Oh bro, this game is epic. Charlie on the moon? Oh, this is epic. Wait, wait, Charlie watch out for the evil moon! Oh, we is epic. Wait, wait, Charlie, watch out for the evil moon! Oh, we gotta jump. Oh, zero gravity Charlie.
They can't stop us, buddy. Oh, we gotta get the coins. Gotta get them Charlie coins. Oh, I'm moonwalking, baby. Feel like Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, let's get the Charlie block.
Crab cake time! Oh yeah, they can't stop our powers. Super crab cakes.
Yeah, eat these cakes, nigga.
Hey, hey, hey.
Wait, what's this?
America?
On the moon?
Neil Armstrong?
What's up? Oh, it's an alien! Where's the bad guys? America's evil! Oh, it died, damn it! Oh, I gotta get my revenge. Nah, it's get back season, cuz.
Yeah, it's time to die! Charlie, get him! Get him, watch out for the moves, too! Coins! Get them coins, buddy!
Heh heh heh.
Oh, a toilet?
Ooh, I do gotta poop.
Heh heh heh.
Ooh, where we going, Charlie?
Wait, Charlie underwater? Aw, this is sick. You're like Aquaman. Oh, he turned into a fish!
Charlie Nemo!
So cute.
Hey, you shoot pebbles? Shoot those damn fish. They tried to stop us, but they can't. Yeah, get that one. Ooh, we gotta get this one too. Oh yeah.
No, don't get the bait!
I'm kinda hungry though.
Wait, wait.
No!
I didn't know I would lose a life! Alright, alright. We know not to get the bait this time. Not that one either, you hungry horse, you.
Heh heh heh.
That fish tried to get us, Charlie.
You saw that?
Boo! We gotta get that one too. And that one. Ooh, yeah, they ain't catching us slipping, baby. Wait, what's that?
A shark!
Wait, a shark the what? What the hell?
Ho, ho, ho.
Wait, what that one? He shoots fish out? Alien fish? All right, all right, we know what to expect this time. And he ain't gonna catch our eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah, yeah, keep shooting the Peppas. Ooh, ooh, damn, he's fast.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
But he ain't faster than me, baby.
Ha ha! Come on, Charlie, we got this. Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, he fell for the bait with his dumb ass.
Ha ha ha.
Wait, wait, Charlie, this is Stone Cold Steve Austin. I know you are one tough son of a bitch Yeah, you saved the world from the aliens. You're welcome For that we will be renaming earth to what? Planet Charlie We did it oh, yeah This is the sickest game ever The end it was too quick, but god damn it was worth it!
Woohoo!
Man, that is a sick ass game. Man, that is a sick ass game. That might be better than Grand Theft Auto.
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