So how much is he really worth?#shorts

That's your will? You need that many pages to say give my stuff to my wife?

It's a complicated legal document.

I've had the same will since I was eight years old.

Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. You know, if you die and you don't have a real will, most of what you own will go to the government.

Where is this lawyer you speak of?

I don't even need an exact number. Just ballpark it. Fine! Just ballpark it. Fine. Holy s***. Mr. Swanson, in a state of this size means that your children would never have to work a day in their lives. Trusts need to be drawn, tax shelters- That's enough.

What I am worried about is spoiling my children. I don't want them to be the kind of people who never work, live off their trust funds.

But if something horrible happens and you want your fortune to the wild boar who gores you to death.

Benjamin, after thinking about what you said, I've decided to leave each of my children 5% of my fortune.

So I guess you are gonna teach them a lesson. Oh, my God. That's 5%? Oh, my God. That's 5%? That is a lot of money.