Streamer CRASHES OUT over 0 donations..

Over on kick we've got one person who supported all night, your future stepdad, and it was one sub. So, from now on-

One sub. Future kicks? Or sorry, top kicks? So nobody gave him any bits at all?

I'm gonna be very abundantly clear with all of you on kick. Don't ever ask anything of me ever again.

Damn!

Don't ask for me to add you messages, new emotes, pop-ups, nothing. What? Because until people on kick actually support the content you get nothing. You letting them know. The YouTube side, you guys have been incredibly supportive and nice people. Tell them right now. But the kick side just sits here whining, bitching, getting free content, ain't nothing for free. Complaining about things, whining more, and doesn't support. Yep. So you get nothing. Okay. That's right. Unless we get 50 subs by the end. Unless I get 50 subs right now.

I hate you. I know it would be 49. Yeah. You're never getting messages in your moral support ever again.

You're never getting text messages or moral support.

So you got an hour left. Get to it or shut the fuck up forever. We're not going to listen to your bitching anymore. A lot of whining people demanding people who don't reciprocate. Okay.

Um, all right.

Okay.

Anyway.

Yeah.

Going back.

So what I think is so funny about this is that.

Some rallying. All right. So we got to get some subs, super chats, some kicks, some memberships and some tips, and we need some kicks, some memberships, and some tips. And we need all those to start coming in... right now.

Right now! Do it right now! Hey you, I want you to give me money. That's right, guys. And then, oh, here's another one. Let's see, is there another one?

Oh, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Uh, is this it? When I started as a youtuber 17 years ago, and I was just doing this as a hobby and having fun Please go to my partner channel the king of hate hd and click on the ads that show up on the videos there Because hopefully you know fingers crossed that actually starts giving me some some money back for what I'm doing. I mean it's not cheap to do what I'm doing. I bought a lot of games, a lot of equipment, and now I have time though which is basically my studio

to do whatever the hell I want. A generational roach man! This is from over 10 years ago.

So you know anything you can get back is much appreciated. I also do have the PayPal donation on the left hand side of my Darkside Phil channel. It explains how to go to PayPal and what, uh, you know, email address to send a donation to.

DarkSidePhil.com

Uh, I...

Send a donation to my Hotmail account.

I've gotten many, many donations. And as I said before, if you send me a donation of, you know, 10, 15, 20 dollars or more, There it is. donation of you know 10, 15, 20 dollars or more. I'll mention your name in a video because I do appreciate that.

Thanks a lot. Wow, so he's just going in on this.

Four. Right now we are at like ten dollars of support. Not even. We're at seven dollars of support. That's it? Seven dollars? Jeez, here. Here you go. There's seven7 what wait why devoid? Seattle

That's what you get for seven dollars of support. I've been streaming for an hour. So he's only made seven dollars in an hour Awful awful Wow

He really trying to get laid tonight, come on tonight, come on, babe, come on, babe, come on, babe

What one day?

Come on, babe. I'm almost I'm almost there babe. Come on

I'm literally gonna say good night and I'm gonna sign off because I think what happens is people think that they get it They're messing around and they wait till the absolute last one as you can tell this is gonna be good I can't stick around and do no way. This is it. This is my last match of the night right now. That's it

I'm already ready to hit us again

It's a goal, okay, so he's complaining about money again. It is yeah. Yep there it is. Let's see if I could find DSP turns off the game and sits there begging He's just silent

Save us GTA 6 if you want if you want someone to step up you know what there's no one better In life to step up and take control of a situation than you yourself I want you to walk into your bathroom and look in the mirror, look at your own face and say, ah, we'll take, there's no way you're

about to give people a motivational speech to give you money. There's no way you're fixing

to do that control. And then you're going to walk back here and you're going to contribute. Yes. Oh man. Of course. The salesman? Yeah. This has to be extortion.

So this guy has been around since being around was around.

All right guys, I guess not.

This is it.

This is it. We have like one minute left. He's gonna leave. We have to hit this goal now. I can't stick around. He's gonna leave unless people give him money right now. I'm getting ready to leave. If I don't get $50 right now.

If I don't leave right now. This is it. I'm leaving. Alright, let me see. Yeah, bye guys. I don't have any money. I just updated it. Just updated my stupid camera software. It's saying it needs to be updated. I just updated it this morning. Okay, I got two tips.

Okay, wait.

That was for a penny from a troll. I got a three dollar tip. Oh, wow. It's just three. Oh, it says let's do this. That's all it says. Let's do this. Thank you for three bucks All right. So now with that, yeah We're 125

We are literally 25 bucks away. This is it This is it? 25 bucks to hit the goal of continue blueprints. Come on. Come on guys. I'm going to go. Come on for 30 more seconds. Let me get a time here. We'll do a timer. Ready? It's an auction. Do a timer. He's going to get it. He's going to get it right now. I don't know. This is it guys. Come on. Uh... Is this a timer? You don't know how to do a timer on your phone, okay.

People are into this shit, people watch this. Alright, can we do it? Start. Okay, here we go. It's counting down right now. 56 seconds, 55, 54, 53, 52,

51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, it. No, he's six guys. What do you call this? Doesn't have to be like, what do you want? Need to do 40 39. This is tiring. 37, 36, 35, 25, 25 bucks. 32 31 30 seconds left. 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 3, 2, 21, 20, 19, 18, yeah, okay 20 bucks to go, 20 bucks to go.

Somebody gave $5, somebody gifted $5 teen 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 no we didn't do it okay do it it's over no nobody gave you any money. Nobody gave you money. Wow.

We didn't do it.

Based Alpha Real did gift us up. And that got us to $130. That wasn't enough. But that's it. We ran out of time. Wait! Two tips just came in!

Two tips just came in!

One for $2!

And he's laughing at it! He says, Bro, you're only gonna get $2 who chips just came in one for two dollars and he always laughing at it he says bro you're only gonna give me two dollars a two-dollar tip he's making one of our iced infinite two dollars oh

god now we're at 132 and then a two dollar tip another one. What is the $2? What's with this $2 guys? Open your wallets this person says for $2. Open your wallet.

Guys, we're at $134. We didn't do it. Can you believe it? So, there are just so many of these, aren't there? With Naitome or Naitomeo, 215s, it's still not as good as LTG's setup. I'll have to agree on that. I mean, you can't beat a cat tree sitting behind you with a plain wall and a white door behind you that it looks like you live in your grandma's house and at any moment she'll burst through the door and tell you to take the trash out, right?

Or, you know, why didn't you wash the dishes this morning? You know, or maybe like, you know, his ex busting through the door, asking him where the hell's the child support payment that he's behind on. You know, I can't beat that. I just, there's nothing I could ever do.

Of course. Yeah. Wow.

Imbecile. That's not begging you imbecile.

I just... Some of this stuff is just really amazing.

If you know, you know. If you know, you know.

Oh, God. Oh God

this is what he wants people to pay for. Yeah I don't know why this guy got lost Marcellus or whatever. He got lost. This is what he wants people to pay for. I understood what was happening. No Marcellus why are we down here dude you shouldn't be here. Are you kidding? You're too low level.

Why did we do this?

This is brain dead stupid. We don't have any flasks.

You're about to die. You don't need flasks.

Oh my God, why are we down here? Just- Well, he's going this way.

I'd rather gamble

what is he doing I don't know where he is where did he go look is he below me I don't know where the fuck he went what are you doing so now I'm gonna get lost again because I don't know what I'm doing and the wall is coming why the fuck did he do that what an idiot what do you mean now this was really dumb.

Oh my god.

Look, now the wall's coming and I can't do anything.

Yeah?

Why did they do this? Man, this is pissing me off.

Dude.

Why did he come down here? What an asshole.

Oh, it's his fault.

And then he just... He just kills himself. And that was with 60,000 souls.

No.

Basically just not very good. It was really bad. It was very disappointing.

So...

Oh God. There you go. There you go.

Fuck!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh!

Oh! Rr...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh Shitty ass I almost had it too. I almost had it. Yeah for sure. What a shitty ass 15 years later Years later, maybe not 15, but years later

Uh-huh. I totally forgot how to lockpick. can't remember. I forgotten again. It's been two years.

Okay.

Oh God. Some guy says says uh-oh And that's average What are you gonna do?

Yeah, so stupidly ridiculously hard in this game. Yep. That's about right, isn't it? And oh my fucking god

This is insane now. I have one more, okay?

The classic.

That's a lot of balls. What are we doing with these balls?

Gonna scoop them? Can we grab them? Yes Yes we can. Are we making like a...

There's...

Huh?

Like a excavator?

Are we just putting all the balls in here or something? Once again, I'm just supposed to magically know what we're doing, even though the game has absolutely no explanation for anything. I see, I see. I can't grab the platform uh-huh so she puts it on yeah is it a pressure plate right if I put all the balls in here does it weigh it down enough that that opens the door I mean that's a lot of tedious work why would we do it that way oh right

what is the puzzle here why do we even need this thing here we go Wow for the record I have no idea what is he doing Yeah? Oh, maybe not. I'm gonna put all of them in there anyways.

What is this?

You probably just grab them one by one, huh?

Is there even a point to this, like, besides me? Right?

I don't know.

That would be lame.

That's not the point.

What is he doing?

Huh? Huh?

What? That's not the point Huh, huh what I

Work here's finished Wow

What a game

Clip that one you sons of bitches Wow that was a really ingeniously thought-out puzzle, wasn't it? That was one that I definitely need to use all of my facilities and all of my IQ to figure this one out

Yeah The one that it literally solved its fucking self There you go. Those geniuses in Nintendo man. What do they think of next? Oh god. Oh man, some of these are really just uh, let's just say they're special.

Okay? Let's say they're really special. Do I have the other one? Is there the clip of him playing Donkey Kong? A mega rant about him playing Donkey Kong?

Mega ran about Nintendo and Donkey Kong Let me see if I could get DSP Donkey Kong D

Jesus look at all these videos. Oh my god. Look at them all. Yes, I remember watching this myself. That was the thing. Oh my god. And yeah, some of these other ones, the Mario Kart is a banger too.

The Mario Kart one. cart one let me see if I can remember that one

leads ours stay on task oh fuck are you kidding dude I was right in their face and you saw it swung it didn't do anything they were right next to me not good here you go I forgot all about that I saw it swung, it didn't do anything, they were right next to me. Not good.

Here you go. I forgot all about that. I forgot there's a fucking hole there. Oh god.

Yeah, okay. I don't know where the Mario Kart thing is. Is this it? No, that's just some other bullshit.

Nothing you can do about it. Really? It's less about driving well and more about banking items and getting lucky. And I don't like that. It's supposed to be a driving game, a competitive racing game

and it plays so uncompetitively. And it's very abusive. Very abusable game.

Oh my god. And DSP, yes bro, like Jesus Christ. It's just really something special man. It really was something special, like, I'm sorry. It's so funny, it's a kid's game too.

Yeah, the guy is uh, he's a really interesting individual, a sucker for lolcows. I think it's, honestly I'm sorry, I think it's so funny. I think it's, honestly I'm sorry, I think it's so funny. It is so fucking funny to me, it is hilarious.