Super Battle Golf is Still Ruining My Friendships

I am really curious what happens here.

I had to see what would happen.

Alright, let's play, uh, let's play, uh, Super Battle Golf.

I got him in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.And now that I have the stage.Hey, now that's a black coffee.What?Does anybody have a gun?That was a good one, Smith.

Thanks.

Get rid of the speech IDs in a drunk golf cart.Alright, you guys aren't that good at this game, you must have forgotten.

Wait, am I supposed to be taking a shot right now?Yeah.Yo, hop in, hop in.Tiger Woods!Tiger Woods?Nah, you're good on this one.

Tiger Woods!

I'm gonna kill Zoey.I'm still gonna hit your ass.

Drive me into him.

What do you mean it's all the way over here?What do you mean?

That new freeze item is crazy ice -cold Discover the other one you played this the other one we have later you played this before I'm gonna kick these guys.

Well, you haven't played this yet.No, I haven't played this yet, bro I didn't know I was good.Well, I'll have to turn it up.

I'm gonna go try hard on you guys You posted content before me I simply cannot allow that you're telling me you played this before no, thanks, buddy.Can I kill?

off my head?

All right, we're gonna walk it over.

I'm gonna walk my ball away.

What the hell is that break?Breaks you serious if I shoot it.Oh my god, it does Blarg you can't swim in that man.It's cold.Can I hit this perfectly without anyone hit me?

I got it.

No, it's not worth it.It's not worth it.It's not well, you should go over that bro.

That's not worth it Now I could get it Make it I got it, too.

I got the item.

Yeah, and where are the tryhards?Okay.

I said I was gonna do this because you played before.

If I get that other item, I'm going straight for you.Don't even worry about it.

Yeah, how about you die?How about you fucking die?I don't know.Are you gonna get this or should I get this?Okay, all right.Decided.

Got it.Understood.I'll grab the next one.

I deserve that.That's absurd.

Bro, go away, dude!Just go away!fucking ripped it or shot that shit Shit dude, that was nice.

All right, I got time.

Hold on What the f3 demo van peak as shit is this boy Parachute wait, can you hold on this don't answer that?

Is my ball still in the goddamn way that might hit someone oh All right, bro, that's unnecessary Okay, that's green okay, that's just you bro Should we actually agreeance all go to the right everyone go to the right you see that orange box you need that orange box What what the hell is that look to the right bro?I'm down the right bro.I'm down.I'm going bro.

Oh sick later

Bro, I'm head over.That's crazy Wait, I didn't get it.I got a piece.I got coffee.That's cool, man It gives you a random mobility item.Oh I didn't even know I can have it bro.

It does not matter.

Yeah, I don't think you can make that How do I use it like this Swing it, bro.That's incredible.Matt, have fun over there, bro.

Yeah, I knew you were gonna do that, bro.

Yeah.I need to jump here.

I'm not gonna do it to Matt.

Oh, shit.I'm gonna do what?I guess that's...

That's pretty funny.Smitty, I like the way you operate.Thanks, man.

It's a little funny.

I pushed your ball closer.You're welcome.Sylvia, I'm trying to help you.Thank you, sir.Appreciate it.I pushed it a little closer.

I've actually just blew myself up for no reason.I'm gonna be garbage.

I've never seen someone fall apart under no pressure so much.

I actually pushed his ball way closer by shooting it.Just trying to help his ass.

Alright, go hit your ball, man.Go hit your ball.

I thought you were my ball.I thought you were my ball.

I got him.

I got him.

Yeah, block this one, buddy.

Thank you.

Look out, Sobe!

Perfectly don't you fucking dare I am really curious what happens here No, no, I like the vibe it's ice skating it's gonna be like a bitch to stand still I like it Come on baby that's going in

Get in the damn hole stupid ass brother just run over my ball.

Yeah The concept was great my ball got frozen man It started going towards yours that banked off your ball and then you push me into the hole And mine didn't go in because of it.

That was actually insane Don't forget to take the wind into account when you're making your shots.

Is there actually wind effects?Yeah, look at the top left.What the hell does it affect landmines?

Thank you for pushing me stupid such a dumb idiot My ball is on the edge.

Man!Yeah, yeah nice dumbass I'm sending a golf cart in if it does something it's not my fault Taking the L on this one There are two guys who played the map before doing the best weird Don't say anything be cool for the first one, let's be cool for the first So we I didn't even do anything to you that whole time like I actually did not talk

you once nobody needed to hurt so be breast over here and so be I don't know why he's doing this You didn't hear my warning Are you kidding me?

Speed, please, I need you!Don't hit my ball.

That's embarrassing.Okay, we should make a rule that everyone on the right side cannot shoot their ball for like five seconds.What do we think?

I don't like this rule.Everyone on the right side.No, everyone who's not on the right side is good.This is my favorite rule ever.

Alright, fine, I'll give you five seconds.

Alright, we're in effect.I'm taking normal route.I like being a normal guy.

Get rid of him don't worry Wow you can that's crazy When you said I wasn't lying and then I got something so man, I'm really damn yeah I This would be like if they left golf courses open in Canada IOf course I'm just here to watch genuinely You could snipe that shit that was close.

All right, I said I wouldn't shoot you then but at that point I figured it was You're not gonna shoot that How'd you break that, bro?

How did you break that?

The shit is so trash, bro.Stay away from me, man, I'll be honest.

Puffer, you're lucky there's no racist words for whatever you are.

Now there's a few.Run into yourself, bro.

Of course who do you think I am dude?Damn, yeah, I was ready for that shit.All right.I wasn't ready for that shit.

All right, bro I slip my wrist slip in a impressive mouse one What happened to you dog, I've made my shot You get the item and Mitch mini we doing watching I panicked because there was a man looking at me with a firearm I think Frog your little frog Finally I'm sucking on I'm sucking on frogs and frog.

That's the last hole.We're really ending on that.It's only nine, bro That's yeah, but we're ending on that bro

like there's no way that's all these have a three -star rating.

All right, the hardest Let's be super chill about this.Okay so far it's calm I heard a gunshot, but that's fine.

No, I tried to execute crime just one I'm afraid to walk on this.

Oh, I have to so my balls here Worth it for the stroke When get it dude take it take it win take it what's happening You're freaking Sorry, I don't trust How did you shoot me the back and I did backflips don't know Don't care.Look out again.

All right, dude.

Hey, watch out.Mind if I get this dub real quick?

You are fired!

I was trying to get mad because he was behind you I don't know I got scared what happened to the snow watch out That ball is God I might as well just give up right now Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna go stand near the hole Yeah, get rid of that shit.

Yeah, get rid of that shit.Yeah, get rid of that shit.Get the hell out of here, bro.I got that.

He fell to his knees!He dropped to his knees, bro.I'm fucking flabbergasted.

That shit was in the hole.You know how you play a beer pong and it goes in and out, bro?That's what just happened, bro.It just rimmed out.It spun around, bro.That's crazy.

It's insane that I'm not done yet either.

Can you guys stop hitting me with someone else

I hit that again!That's insane!I dodged it!

Damn, guys!I don't know how to get off this island!

Let me get this golf cart and drive out of here.

That's actually absurd.Bro, what are you aiming at me for?

I get it now.I understand it now.I understand why you're aiming at me now.I get it.It makes sense.

Oh, fuck!

That motherfucker is not liked in this lobby.

I'm gonna be honest with you.Nobody's finishing this round This guy is on some shit step right up step right up shoot your ball in the hole said shoot bubble See what happens see what happens see what happens Man, I died

Guys this is the last hole.

Yeah, y 'all gotta lock in whoever's in the Yeah, see you later, pal. I just got, like, no response. I'm just in awe. Just actually in awe. Man, that was - that was convenient as hell. Damn. Damn. I thought you were gonna fly your ass off the fuckin' map.

Calculate it.Calculate it.It's green.It's green.

It's green.I think you won.You definitely won.All the way on the - Damn.

Damn.Oh, it's definitely over.It's over.

Everyone just cut this part out let him have it